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Hey, Finch, can you... No, no, no, no.

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Very busy right now. Writing a poem for
one of my college classes.

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Oh, when did you get so concerned about
school?

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This morning when they said they're
going to kick me out if I don't pass

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English. It's got to be, like, the
greatest poem ever written.

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Can you think of something that rhymes
with slap it on the bing bong?

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Dennis, who is the fourth monkey? Peter
Tork.

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Thanks. He kept me up all night.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, uh, just a little schoolwork.

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Oh, great. You know, I'm still waiting
to see your grades.

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Oh, right.

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About that.

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It might be delayed a bit. There was a
fire in the grade house.

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Right. Dennis, until I see some grades,
good grades, I won't be sending a check

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to the tuition house.

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If I flunk out of school, he's going to
kill me. Come on, you've got to help me

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write this poem.

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No, it would be cheating.

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It's not cheating. It's tutoring.

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mentoring, helping.

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I mean, for God's sakes, you send 70
cents a week to that kid in Honduras,

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don't even know him.

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Why are you so into Pepe and not me? I
work with you.

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Come on, I'm begging you.

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All right, I'll help you. Because I love
poetry, and the fact that you've asked

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for help shows a lot of maturity.

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Are you looking down my shirt?

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What?

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Aya, if we're going to collaborate, it's
all about trust.

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Now, I want to try a little exercise.
I'm going to stand here. I need you to

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fall forward.

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Okay, next item.

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We're still a feature short for the
holiday issue. What do we got? How about

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story on America's most voluptuous
prisoners?

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Felons with melons.

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Dennis, for the 80th time, stop pitching
that.

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I have a concept for a photo layout.

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Whoa, Vicki.

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Vicki, I know you're new here, but any
photo concepts have to be filtered

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through me so I can ascertain if they
have any artistic merit.

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Okay. Elliot, what ideas do you have?

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Oh, Fincher's melon thing sounds good.

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Vicki, you were saying?

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It'll be a blush retrospective.
Supermodels from the past who helped

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popular culture.

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That's good.

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We could get somebody like Cheryl
Teague. No, not Cheryl Teague.

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Oh, she's psychotically competitive.
She's always had a problem with me.

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Nina, you hit her in the head with a
shovel.

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I had to. I thought she was choking.

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Forget Cheryl Teagues. There's a lot of
other great models from that time.

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There's Christy Brinkley. There's Carol
Ault.

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She's choking. Someone get a shovel.

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Look, if we're doing... a retrospective,
then you should feature me. I mean,

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when you think of models from the 70s,
you think Nina Van Horn.

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No, when you think of models in their
70s.

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Finch, I promise you, when they drop,
your voice will change.

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Nina, you would be great in the issue,
except for one thing.

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When you model, you become...

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Oh, how do I say this delicately? A pain
in the ass?

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Dennis, please.

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A huge pain in the ass? That's it. Oh,
come on, Jack.

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I've changed.

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For what it's worth, Nina is an icon.

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Dad, she's one of our own. It would be
great publicity for the magazine.

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Fine. Nina, you're in.

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Vicki, this is your idea, so you're
responsible.

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Thank you. You won't be sorry.

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Now, you've probably heard stories about
how I like to drink while on a shoot.

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Oh, don't worry. I don't listen to
rumors. No, I'm saying I'll need a

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the set.

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When working at home for two hours, I
get nothing. Do you?

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Or do you have everything?

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Look around, Finch.

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See the world, feel the world, take the
world, put it on that page.

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Are you high?

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You've got to think poetically. Open
your mind. Dig deep. What are you

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passionate about?

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I don't know. Cats, Britney Spears,
porcelain figurines.

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Usual guy stuff.

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No, no, no, no. Those are things. I'm
talking about a truth.

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Something in your soul that just has to
get out. Like, I don't know.

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A girl's relationship with her father.

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You know what's cool?

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Nunchucks.

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Let's say the father is distant.

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Yeah, that's good. And she builds up a
lot of resentment. Yeah, and she wanted

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to wail on him with the nunchucks. She's
like, hey, hey, hey!

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I'm on to something.

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All right.

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All right, here's something deep and
personal.

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When I was young, my father blamed me
for my grandfather's death.

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No, not now. I'm writing.

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I thought it would be fun.

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I thought the old coot could swim.

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So great. My first big project, and it's
with Nina Van Horn. Sure, it's easy for

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you to be excited. I'm the one who's
going to take all the abuse.

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What are you talking about?

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She's legendary for treating her
photographers like garbage.

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Good morning.

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It's a beautiful day. The sun is
shining. Right at the top of my head. I

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I'm bald.

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What? I bought you a croissant. Oh, I
know, because I'm flaky and pretentious.

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Oh, we're all laughing at Elliot.

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This is so cool.

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I can't wait to see you model. Oh, you
are so sweet.

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You know, I was homecoming queen at PS3
23.

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A lot of people said I should go into
modeling.

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Teenagers can be so cruel.

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I picked out something for the shoot, an
Armani gown, flowing, elegant.

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That'd be good, but we're going to have
all the models recreate their most

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famous poses from the 70s. You are going
to reshoot your classic poster wearing

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that leopard print swimsuit.

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Oh, I'm surprised that you could pry
that away from the model hall of fame.

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Actually, they sold it to some pervert
in Wisconsin.

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Dear sweet Barry.

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Here it is. Oh, wow.

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Much smaller than I remember.

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Actually, it's bigger.

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Barry stretched out the waist.

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Hey, there's my favorite homo

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sapien.

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Check it out. That's great.

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Dennis, your insights into the regrets
of a lonely child are heartbreaking. Oh,

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my God, he really responded to my
writing.

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I couldn't get through it myself, but,
hey, I did the trick.

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Jack, make room on your fridge. Somebody
got an A.

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Oh, Dennis, that's amazing.

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I am so proud of you. Really? Thanks.

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I just thought you were screwing around
in college, but you proved me wrong. You

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should be rewarded.

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Can I have health insurance?

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Let's not start that again.

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Let me just see what the fucking... This
is beautiful.

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You see, the blooming of the crocuses
are an allegory for a young girl. Maya,

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please. This is Dennis' work.

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Let the author explain what he meant.

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Okie doke.

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The crocus petals opening up. That's
your standard early poem flower crap.

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You know what? Forget about what I
think. You're the reader. What did it

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you?

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Well, I think it's about a father's
selfish neglect of his fragile daughter.

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Oh, my God, that's exactly right.

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Maya, please.

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Dennis?

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Close.

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You know, Dennis, you're smarter than I
give you credit for. I should listen to

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you more often.

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I got an idea for the holiday issue.

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Santa's bustiest helpers.

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Called elves with shelves.

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I'll think about it.

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Nina, you're late.

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Nina, again, I am so excited about this.
So, let's get started, okay? All right,

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let's see the suit.

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I want to make sure the background works
with the leopard skin.

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Wait! I can't do this. Why not?

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Because the fruit looks cold.

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Fruit is supposed to be cold. Who eats
hot fruit? I'm not going to eat it. I'm

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just going to look at it, and I don't
want to look at cold fruit. It's

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me out, man.

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Nina, we're all freaked out about the
fruit, but we have to stay strong, so

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we get back to work?

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Phone. Okay.

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Great.

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Wait! What now?

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The lighting's all wrong.

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Let's get something clear, all right?

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I'm an artist.

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Every day I take ordinary women and use
composition and color to transform them

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into worshipped goddesses. Then I sleep
with them.

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So don't tell me how to light my set.
Ah, go sit on your tripod.

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Diva!

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Burnout! Speak, Hugo!

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Stop!

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This is my shoot, and I'm in control
here, so stop screwing around and get

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to work.

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I'd like you to meet Jamie Barron. She's
the publisher of the Village Review and

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one of the most respected literary minds
in the city.

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It's a pleasure to meet you. Likewise.
English, huh? Chim -chim -chree.

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How'd you like a little crumpet party at
my flat?

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Got it.

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Got it? Your cake? I'll put my fork
away.

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Yeah, I got the...

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Oh, my God, Jamie Berenson. I am such a
big fan of your magazine. I've actually

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submitted poems to you before. I'm sure
you're a bright, original voice, and we

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will keep your work on file. Thank you.

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Hey, that's exactly what they said in
the letter. Oh.

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Dennis, the reason I'm here is that Jack
showed me your poem, and I was very

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impressed with your writing. In fact,
she liked it so much, she's going to

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publish it. Wait, that poem is going to
be published under the name Dennis

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Finch? Yeah, I don't think we want to do
that. I mean, poetry is very personal

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to me. It's like religion or going to
the bathroom.

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Look, this is a great opportunity.

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Don't you want to be in the spotlight?

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Don't you want people who read that poem
to say, that Dennis Finch is a shining

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new star?

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What the hell? I did write the thing.

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Come on, Dennis. I'll take you and Jamie
to lunch to celebrate. Wherever you

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want. All right. Medieval times.

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This isn't fair. I'm the one who should
be getting published.

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Don't be so bitter. You sound like that
angry little brat in my poem.

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What's the matter with you?

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I'm having a tough day.

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You know what will really lift your
spirits?

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Finch's poem. It's really touching.

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Give me that.

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Finch didn't write this. I did.

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It's the best thing I've ever written,
and no one will ever know it's mine.

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Wow, I'm sorry.

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Look, as a fellow artist, I understand
your pain.

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You just have to believe in your ability
and maintain your dignity.

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Hot drapes, coming through.

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And then I wrote a poem about a bear
named Fuzzy.

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Here's the irony. He wasn't really
fuzzy.

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Or was he?

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Ah, Dennis, you're a delight.

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You know, I used to find Dennis childish
and annoying, but after reading that

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poem... I realize he's just very witty.
Oh.

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Hey, did you hear the news? Thousands of
people are about to see the talent of

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Dee Finch.

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They're going to watch a cat drink milk
from your mouth?

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All right, whoever's got that video, I
need it back.

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I can't believe you're going to let that
pun get published under your name.

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Whoa, hit the brakes, Maya Angeluser.

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You may have strung a few notions
together, but I'm the inspiration. I am

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muse.

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Dennis, get in here.

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Time for Jack to polish up his little
golden man.

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Good news!

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Jamie's magazine is holding a literary
reading tomorrow night in the village,

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and I've convinced her to let you recite
a piece of work.

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I'm so looking forward to hearing
another piece of your work.

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Another one?

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Can't I just read the one that you're
publishing?

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Oh, no, the purpose of the reading is to
premiere a new work.

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Can't you just premiere the old one
again?

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Oh, Dennis, that's exactly the kind of
wit I used to mistake for idiocy.

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Okay, this is my first big project for
Jack, and I'm not going to let you ruin

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it, so get out there now. I'm afraid
that's out of the question.

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Fine. Then let me speak in a language
you'll understand.

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Oh, my God.

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Is that the Cheryl Teague shovel?

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No, it's the Garden Master 2000, but
they assured me it would kill a model.

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I'm warning you. I've got a handgun
hidden in my desk drawer.

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Your desk doesn't have any drawers.

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All right, you've called my bluff.

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What do you want? Get out there.

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I can't.

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Why not?

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You've done this a thousand times. I'm
just not convinced, absolutely 100%,

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without a doubt, that I'll look good.

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Come on, Nina, you look amazing.

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Look, I don't expect you to understand
how I feel.

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But I was once considered one of the
most beautiful women in the world.

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And my image is tied to that photo in
1978, and that's the image that I want

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people to remember, so no, I'm not doing
it.

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I think you're making a huge mistake.

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But if that's what you want, I'll cover
for you.

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Just don't say I was scared.

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Well, I could just tell everyone you
refuse to take the picture because

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volatile, selfish, raving bitch.

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I'd really appreciate that.

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Hey, pretty eyes.

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I know I was kind of a jerk before, so I
got you a little gift.

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It's my way of saying sorry and thank
you. To Jack, best wishes, Jimmy Carter.

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Yeah, that's a brand name.

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So, now that I've given you my special
pen of friendship, I need a favor. I

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you to write me a poem.

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Forget it. I'll be humiliated.

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No. I have one month to live. No!

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I'm one -sixteenth Cherokee. You owe it
to my people.

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Forget it, Finch. You're on your own.

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No, I'm not on my own. I'm not going to
get in front of a bunch of people and

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read some crappy poem.

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You have to read it in public.

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Yeah, and if you don't write it, I'll
take you down with me, because you

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me cheat. All right, Finch, you got me.

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I'll write you another poem.

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You will?

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Yeah, you will.

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That's right, you will.

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And it better have that Finchian flair.

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Oh, it will.

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Cheryl, you look great. Oh, thanks,
babe.

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We'll be ready for you in a minute.
Okay. Thank you for coming on such short

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notice. Oh, my pleasure. It was fun.

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Holy crap, this melon's on fire.

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I heard Cheryl Chase was here.

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You backed out. We had no choice.

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Oh, good to see you, Cheryl.

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Your feet look enormous. Did your
collagen drop?

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Nina Van Horn, is it you?

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Lay down and throw up so I can be sure.

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Okay, Cheryl, why don't we slip off the
robe and I'll shoot you in that famous

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pink bikini. No.

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Why not?

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I'm posing. Beat it, Pink.

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What's going on around here?

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I'm sorry, but Nina was our first choice
for the cover.

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Great. So I slept with Elliot for
nothing.

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Okay, let's get going.

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I knew getting Cheryl teased would do
the trick. Yes, good work.

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Okay. Nina Van Horn is back.

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So start shooting, you hunchback little
camera monkey.

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Oh, shut up, you shallow -famed gobbling
egomaniac. Fraud. Bitch.

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God, it's good to be back. You look
great.

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Hey.

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This is your big night. You excited?

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Well, I'd be lying if I didn't say I was
a little disappointed with the quality

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of the boot head.

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Dennis.

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Yeah, I hear you.

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Oh, this is gonna be good.

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What? What's going on?

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I'm taking Finch down.

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Usually, I take the high road, but
tonight, it's payback time. I'm giving

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the worst poem ever written. Oh, the
stinker you wrote three years ago about

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acid rain?

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No, that's a beautiful poem I'm very
proud of. As well you should be.

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There you are. I was getting worried.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I wanted it to be just
perfect. I guess you're going to have to

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read it cold.

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No problem. I'll dress it up with a
little dramatic flair.

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A movie I call The Finch.

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Is that too intense? I can bring it
down.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I think we're
about to begin.

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Oh, good luck, Finch. I can't wait to
hear you read this.

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Really? Because I kind of thought you
were ticked off of me.

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Yeah, it's been kind of tough, but this
is your night.

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And what kind of friend would I be if I
didn't let you have it?

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dennis
Quimby Fitch.

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The Ice Pelican.

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Wait, I can't do this.

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You know, I usually do the wrong thing,
and tonight, for once, I'm going to take

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the high road.

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I didn't write this poem.

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Yes, you did. Yes, you did. No, I
didn't. My friend Maya Gallo wrote every

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single word, and I think it's fitting
that she comes up here and reads it for

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you. Oh, no, no, no. Not fitting. Not
fitting. Come here.

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She's shy. Let's get her up here. Maya
Gallo, come on.

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Let's go, you eggheads. Peace and love.

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I don't want to.

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The Ice Pelican by Maya Gallo.

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Slap it on the bing bong.

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Lick it like a ding dong.

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Nunchucks on the fly.

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Corny beef on rye.

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Watch my lizard cry.

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Hitler.

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Maya, good stuff, Maya.

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She stole the bing bong thing from me.