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Hey. Saw you leave the party with Vicky
last night, huh?

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Yes, I did. It was incredible.

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All right, you finally hooked up. I know
what that's like.

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Come here, baby. Your whiskers are so
soft. Let's do a little cat scratch

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Oh, yeah. Bat that mouse around. Kill it
and bat it around.

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We didn't sleep together.

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We stayed up all night talking. We made
a real connection.

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She told me I'm a good listener.

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Oh, great. Then you'll be able to hear
this. You're a loser.

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Oh, I get why you're being so hostile.

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Because tonight, while I'm with Vicki
making my final move, you're going to be

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home alone, your broken dreams in your
footsie pajamas.

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It's an orthopedic jumpsuit.

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He really cut you off at the knees.
Yeah, now he's on top of my revenge

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Congratulations, Justin Timberlake. You
live to see another day.

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Morning, Finch.

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Nina. Okay. Hey.

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Eyes a little puffy, hair a little
tussled. Someone got a little last

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Actually, I was out with Elliot.

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Oh, sweetie, that's not something we
brag about here. I'm not interested in

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Elliot that way. We're buddies.

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Oh.

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Just buddies.

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Not what Elliot thinks.

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Well,

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you know, as a friend, you could warn
him and save him from a devastating

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humiliation. Yes.

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Let's get this thing going. Dad, I wish
you would go home. You just had foot

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surgery. You should be recuperating. I
don't need to recuperate. I'm just going

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to tough this thing out.

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Dennis, what's wrong?

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Your toe hurts.

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It'll be fine.

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Elliot, stop fidgeting. It hurts my toe.

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Elliot, stop talking.

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You're in agony.

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How are you going to work?

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I gave you some of my pain medication,
but it would totally screw up my

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night.

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It's just going to get worse if you stay
on it. All right. I'll go home. But I

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want constant updates.

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The old man's gone.

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The old man's gone.

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The old man's gone.

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Wow.

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So this is very cool.

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My little sister. This has really hit
the big time.

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Yeah, it is pretty nice, huh?

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What, you think you're better than me
now?

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Well, you're the little princess and I'm
the big loser of the family. No, I

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didn't say that. I'm just poking you
itty -bitties.

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Hey, who owns the Tom Petty's all?

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I work here, so if you could just dial
it down a little bit, okay?

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This is Finch and Nina.

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This is my sister, Rhonda Ferraro.

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Well, there's string cheese.

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You're a tasty little treat, aren't you?

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Okay.

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Yes, Lynn, your ribs are showing.

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Oh, not all of them. I left two with the
doctor in Mexico.

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Anyways, I gotta get going.

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You.

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I'd like to roll you up and put you in
my sock drawer.

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So I'm sorry about my sister.

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I wasn't scared. I wasn't.

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She's in a really weird place right now.
I mean, between you and me, she's had

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some bad luck with men.

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The ones buried beneath the house are
starting to stink. I just really wish

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could meet a nice guy.

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Hey, do you think Elliot would be
interested?

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Oh, Nina, do you think Elliot would be
interested?

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In a firecracker like that? I mean,
she's a little colorful.

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Colorful? Oh, she's a rainbow.

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I think it's a perfect match.

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You're going out with Elliot tonight,
right? Why don't you bring her along?

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That's a great idea. I'm going to go
tell him. No, no, I'll tell him. I'll

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him. Why?

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Why? I'll tell you why.

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Oh, he's weird about set -ups? He's
weird about set -ups. Oh, you're a good

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friend. I'm the best.

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Hey, dude.

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See me talking to Vicki? I just got some
info that's going to put you over the

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top. Tell me.

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You know, I would, but you wounded me
deeply, and that is something I cannot

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forgive.

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I don't have much, sir, but I do have my
pride. That is one thing that I can

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hold on to. I have $11. All right,
here's what's going on.

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Vicki's going to bring her sister on
your date tonight.

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Why? Why? What, is she, like, testing
me? Testing works.

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Yeah, she's testing you.

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Uh, you see...

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She loves her sister and she really
wants her approval.

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Okay, so all I have to do is be nice to
the sister and I'm in with Vicki.

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No, buddy, you gotta be more than nice.

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Woo the sister.

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Play it like you're on a date with the
sister. Yeah, I think this is great.

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This is great. You know what?

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You know, a lot of people think you're a
devious bastard, but you're a good

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friend.

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Wait.

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Wait, there's something I should tell
you.

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Her sister's really shy, so get her
boozed up.

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I've been relaxed around here since Jack
left, or is that just the gin talking?

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Could be the gin.

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Could be the brandy you had before the
gin.

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Sprinkle. Bam!

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What's this about?

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Well, you're always taking swipes at me.
I thought it was time to start firing

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them back. Don't mess with me, Maya. I
will eat you alive.

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Then throw me up five minutes later?

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Bam!

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Hey, by the way, a guy named Andre is on
his way up. Oh!

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Andre Delacroix.

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Masseuse to the stars. Having a session
with him is like being touched by the

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hands of God.

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Except that God doesn't spend that much
time on your thigh.

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You're going to get a massage in the
office? Jack would kill you. Yes, but

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isn't here, is he?

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Hello, everyone!

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Oh, look!

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Jack sent us a little video of himself.

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I knew the old bastard was losing it.

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I can hear you, Nina.

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Vicki said that.

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I can see you, too.

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Dad, what are you doing? I'm going to
supervise from home today.

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One of my catalogs had all these great
two -way conferencing gadgets.

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Hi, I'm Andre. I'm looking for Nina Van
Horn.

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Who's that?

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Uh, delivery man. He's delivering my
purse.

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It looks enormous.

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Oh, you know what? They're all the rage
in Milan, Jack. Big as in.

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It's almost big enough to fit your
makeup. Bounce, bounce. Count it!

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Nina, what's going on? Nothing, nothing.
You know, in fact, I don't think I

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really want this purse. I mean, the only
way I could make it work is to have an

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enormous pair of shoes.

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Anyway, here. Go on, delivery man. Just
take that away.

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All right. You seem to be under control.

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Now, Dennis.

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Yeah. Wheel me over to accounting. I
want to chat up that new receptionist.

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Okay.

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Hey, hey, hey, not so fast. I don't want
to seem too eager.

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So, Mick Jagger turns to the woman and
says, Tomorrow must have eaten it. He

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jelly all over his face.

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Jelly!

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Awkward? No, I'm thrilled that you set
this up. I can't tell you how great it

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to meet Rhonda.

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Is he for real?

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Are you for real? Actually, that hurts a
little.

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Come on, Sally.

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What do you want? Take you to the dance?
Put you in a dress?

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I know you'd like it.

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Oh, boy.

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She is great. This is fun.

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Big fun.

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I gotta tell you, you'd be in a really
good sport here, Ali. That's me.

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All right. I'm going to get some more
drinks, okay?

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I'm going to get some more.

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Things are going great over there,
buddy. Oh, dude, my nipples are swelling

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like golf tees.

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Still living as an animal. I don't know
if I can take any more of this. Hey,

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don't give up now. You're almost there.

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I'll tell you what, I swear, when they
leave here, Rhonda's going to tell Vicki

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you're the greatest guy in the world.
Just keep the charm going.

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All right, great, great. Okay, here I
go. Here I go.

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Like a light bulb in a crew neck. Go,
go.

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All right.

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Drinks for the lovely ladies.

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Rhonda would like to apologize for, as
she puts it, yanking your nips.

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Apparently, I was emasculating you. I'm
just saying that not every guy likes

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that. Oh, so now you're going to
embarrass me in front of your friends.

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embarrassing you? You were trying to
milk him.

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Let's just cut to the chase.

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What do you want from this thing,
Elliot?

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Well, um...

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I've got to be honest.

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I've dated a lot of women, but nothing
serious for a long time. I mean, maybe I

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haven't wanted to put myself out there,
but I feel like I'm ready now because I

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finally met someone special.

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Thanks to you, I was stuck with Rhonda
all night.

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Well, you know, that's funny, because
you wanted Vicky, but you wound up

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I'm going to go straighten this out with
Vicky right now.

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Hey, hey, can I talk to you for a
second? It's about Rhonda. Oh, no need

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thank me. I saw how you two hit it off,
and I'm thrilled. Yeah, about that, I

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just... She has been with so many jerks,
but to know that she's with a really

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good guy, someone who's not going to
lead a Rhonda and break her heart...

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That means a lot to me. Well, naturally,
I would never, ever want to hurt her.

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Oh, I know, I know, because you're a
sweet person.

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And between you and me, when you said
all that stuff about being ready for

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something real, it was all I could do
not to jump on you myself.

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I mean, where am I ever going to find a
guy like you?

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Right here.

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But I'm dating your sister.

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Are you happy Vicky finally likes me and
I'm stuck with her sister? Thanks to

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you, my life sucks.

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Buddy, I can't take all the credit. You
had a pretty good head start.

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If I dump Rhonda now, Vicky's going to
hate me. So the only way out is for

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Rhonda to dump me.

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All right, man.

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You need a guy to steal her away.

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And I mean a ladies' man, a player.

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All right? A real stud.

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I'm flattered, boys, but I'm laid up.

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Oh, thank you so much for rescheduling.
I know how busy you are. Oh, no problem.

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Here we go.

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Whoa.

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I was just preparing.

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So was I.

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Wait. Oh, good God.

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Stop teasing me and lay those gigantic
hands on me. I left my oils out at the

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conference table. Well, do it without
oils. We don't need those stupid oils.

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Oh, it's much better with oil.

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I'll get the oils. No, no, no, no, no.

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I'll get the oils. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no. My boss's big, giant,

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-seeing head is out there being wheeled
around. Well, you know what that's like.

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First you put in the articles, then you
put in the ads.

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And where the hell is Nina? Is she back
from lunch? I mean, where does she get

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off taking a two -and -a -half -hour
lunch?

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And I bet she didn't do any of the
things I asked her for.

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What have you been up to, you old
rascal?

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Well, if you'll excuse me, I have some
work to finish.

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No, I want you to stay out here with
Maya.

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Hey, you looking for Elliot?

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Yeah, Elliot. He's, uh, he's indisposed
at the moment. Remember me?

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Dee Finch.

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What's the D stand for?

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Dennis. As in, not if, but when it's.

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Are you hitting on me?

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What if I am?

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I'm seeing your friend.

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You fling behind your buddy's back just
to get a little piece of something

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-something? Yes, ma 'am.

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Your place.

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Eight o 'clock.

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That works for me.

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I don't care what works for you, you
little gerbil.

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I'm driving this train here, and you're
just shoveling coal.

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And if you don't keep it hot enough, I
will dump your scrawny ass onto the

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tracks like the worthless piece of
garbage that you are.

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I don't know if there's a heaven, but if
there is, they're one angel short.

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Nina, the bottom line is massages are
inappropriate during the workday.

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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
when I got back to my office, Andre was

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gone, and he's impossible to get.

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Oh, that's good.

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Oh, yeah, you're right, Andre. It is
better with the oils.

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posture is horrendous and lay off the
donuts. They're for everybody.

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That's it. See you Monday.

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Don't you dare!

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I had this one put in during lunch.
Pretty cool,

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huh? No, it's incredibly invasive.

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How would you like someone spying over
your shoulder all day long watching your

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every move? It's creepy!

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It is creepy, isn't it?

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some crazed big brother.

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What am I doing?

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I'm home for a day and I've lost my
mind. I'm completely out of control.

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You haven't lost your mind.

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Hit the red button.

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I just think you need to let go a little
bit.

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I know.

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Maybe I just don't want people to get
the idea that the office works fine

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without me.

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Oh, come on.

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You know that that's not going to
happen.

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You're the heart of this magazine. We
couldn't do it without you.

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Oh, thanks.

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Hey, give your old man a hug. Oh, God.

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Come on. Give me a hug.

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You know, this is actually kind of great
because we never get to talk, you know,

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just you and me. And, um, I know we've
been through this before, but

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why did you really leave mom?

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Well, that's it. I'm taking off early. I
can't remember the last time I was this

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disappointed. When Roosevelt got
elected, Teddy, booyah!

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Maya, I don't like this color on you.

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Oh, what, that I've started to stand up
for myself?

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No, dear, brown. You look like a frumpy
raisinette.

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That was unnecessary.

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Oh, like the other half of your bed?

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Order has been restored!

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Gonda went off with Finch?

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You must be crushed. What a horrible
thing to have happen to you. Yeah, it

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pretty rough.

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So you up for margaritas?

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Wait, aren't you upset?

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Oh, oh, of course. I'm heartbroken. I
just don't want to seem weak in front of

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you. It's okay, Elliot.

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I like a man who's not afraid to show
emotion.

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I like you so much.

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Welcome to the jungle, baby. Hope you
got your shots.

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Nice couch.

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Yeah, thanks.

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Couldn't pull the other half out of the
river.

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So I'll set the mood with some tunes.

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How'd that get in there?

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Repeat after me.

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I love myself.

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I'm as tall as I feel.

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Oh, there's a spanky groove.

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Why don't you park it down here next to
Daddy?

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First off, I'm the Daddy.

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Oh?

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Well, Daddy, what do you want me to do?

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I'll tell you what you're going to do,
you little elf.

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You're going to put on your apron, climb
up your little tree, and bake me some

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cookies. All right.

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I'll put on my pointy hat and your
little oven mitts.

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Good. Then I'm going to crush those
cookies and make you crawl around in the

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crumbs.

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Okay.

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And then I'm going to put a little leash
on you.

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Because you're my dog.

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What's that?

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That's right.

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Your new name is Rags.

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Here, Rags. Here, boy.

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Come and eat your little rubber pork
chop.

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Okay, I don't know if I want to be the
dog.

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Oh, are you going to get bad now?

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Oh, I'm going to cuff you to the steam
pipe and smack your ass with the Sunday

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Times. Oh, bad book. Bad book.

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Okay, that's it. I'm out. This is a bad
plan.

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What plan?

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What plan?

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The one where Elliot likes Vicki, your
sister, and I'm supposed to take you off

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his hands.

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You lying little creep.

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You don't deserve to be my dog.

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Repeat after me.

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I'm a special person.

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I'm a special person.

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Hey, thanks for going out with me.

332
00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,230
Well, I care about you.

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I might start crying again. But you like
that in a man, right?

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Less than less.

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Come on, let's go.

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There he is.

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What the hell is wrong with you?

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Rhonda, what happened?

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00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:31,860
Oh, I'll tell you what happened. This
guy handed me off to his puny little

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friend. What?

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That's right.

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So he could hit on you.

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00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,360
Is that true?

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Well, it's complicated.

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I mean, there are several underlying
things.

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I'm in a really bad place right now.

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That's it. We're out of here. Wait,
wait, wait.

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I need to say something.

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Listen, there's been some
misunderstandings tonight, but I just

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it all came from a good place.

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Now, come on, Vicki, you're hot, you
look easy, and Elliot wanted to get

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All right?

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00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,560
Seriously. Now, sure, he may have
manipulated the situation, lied a little

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to get you into bed, but there was no
disrespect.

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00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:13,560
Okay, so why don't you crazy kids put
all this ugliness behind you and get it

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on?

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00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,120
You both disgust me.

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I know where you live.

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Not after tomorrow, weirdo.

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00:20:27,670 --> 00:20:28,670
I don't get it.

361
00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:31,790
Why does it have to be so hard to meet
that special someone?

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00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:33,890
I don't know, brother.

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00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:35,490
I do not know.