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Hey, what's that?

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Oh, it's one of mom's memory headache
masks.

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So that stuff gets rid of headache? Yep.

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Let's see if it'll work.

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No, the pain's still there.

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Depression, possible side effects,
waking up in a field with your panties

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your head.

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George, come here. We just got an email
from Max's school.

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Wait a minute.

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Okay, I'm ready.

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From his teacher, Mrs. Reynolds.

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She wants to come to the house to
discuss Max's behavior.

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What do you think he did?

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Oh, Angie, does it matter?

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I'm sailing on a cool wave of lavender.

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I don't even have any kids.

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George, this is serious.

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Or a wife.

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Hey, guys, maybe you should wait outside
for a minute. We need to talk to Mac.

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Oh, it's okay, guys.

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If it's what happened at school, they
already know.

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It's just a joke.

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Mac?

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What did you do? I stuck a pencil up my
nose.

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Here.

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Oh! Max!

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Ketchup? Oh, yeah.

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Sweet.

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You did that in class?

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Yeah. Miss Rummel freaked out and fell
back on the globe.

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Did you know?

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Two -thirds of the earth is covered by
Miss Ronald's butt?

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We do not high -five bad behavior.

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We should be high -fiving good deeds.

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Like today. I helped an old man to his
car at the grocery store. Huh?

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George? I don't get it. Do you squeeze
it from the bottom or do you use the

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pencil?

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Guys,

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maybe you should wait outside.

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I need to talk to your dad.

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I don't like what's happening with Max.
He's getting real mouth on him, and now

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he's starting to act out.

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Come on, Angie. He's just being a boy.

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When I was his age, I pulled all kinds
of stupid pranks.

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One time I hit a dead shrimp in the
lining of Bernie's jacket.

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That's not funny.

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It's not. funny when your friend is
running the bases and kickball and all

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cats are chasing them and everybody in
the school is yelling go stinky go

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that's not funny i

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don't know who i married

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hey

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hey hey why don't you three go play in
the front it's my yard i can play here

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i want

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Okay, okay, here.

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Why don't we play a new game?

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It's called Get the Ball from the
Neighbor's Rottweiler.

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No, I got a better idea.

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Why don't you take your tired ass home?

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Max,

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are you all right? Benny. Angie, I got
it.

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Come on, honey, let's go inside.

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Hey, you don't hit Max.

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George, you didn't hear what he said. to
me. He told me to take my tired butt

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home. He's lucky I didn't have a pool
cue.

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I'll deal with him later. Okay, but you
don't hit my son ever.

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What's wrong with you? What, now that
I'm grown up, you need somebody else to

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smack around?

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Please, I never hit you.

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What?

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You just hit me all the time.

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At the clothes for less, you used to
pull me in the dressing room and hit me

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the cameras wouldn't see.

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Come on, let's go inside.

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right that's your answer look my head is
never supposed to be this big this is

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all swelling george you're lucky you
don't know how many times i wanted to

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you and i didn't you know i said i would
never hit a woman you get one more hair

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on that chin and i'm taking you down get
out

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I'm so sorry I missed the meeting with
Max's teacher, but we got caught up with

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this big fuselage turbine adapter thing.

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Right, Ernie? Uh, yeah.

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Basically, there was an explosion and a
fire, and I was trapped

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underneath my machine, and George pulled
me out by my feet.

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And that's why we're late.

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I knew you'd try to get out of this, so
I told you the wrong time on purpose.

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Max's teacher should be here any minute.

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You lied to me?

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Well, I think I'm too upset to go to the
meeting now.

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Hey, hey.

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Your mother's here.

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She better be coming to apologize to
Max.

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Are you kidding?

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When I was thick, she'd be with the car
in the driveway and never apologize.

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Ran you over and she didn't say she was
sorry? Nope.

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She just cracked the window and said,
why are you crying?

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You know where I park the car? Walk,
ride, show off. And I was like that.

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I remember that.

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There was a big dent in the car with
black hair in it.

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And she told the whole neighborhood she
hit a bear.

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apologize to Max?

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I came over to find out when my son's
gonna stop acting like a big baby and

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me back in the carpool.

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Right now. My car's in the garage. Why
don't you go start it, Mom, and wait for

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me?

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You know what?

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Max should be apologizing to me for what
he said. He will.

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Because George and I talked to him.

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And we took away TV for a month.

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Wow.

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A month without the stupid talking
sponge. That's gonna hurt.

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You don't hit my kid.

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You know, I just gave him a little
smack.

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It's not like I'm the only one in the
world. Trust me.

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Nobody is giving their kid a time out in
China.

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Well, actually, children in China are a
lot more respectful of their elders, so

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a time out would probably work.

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On the other hand, And if they have more
than one infant girl, they smother

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them. So you got your good and your bad.

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Thanks for the beer, George.

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Do you have any idea what you did to
Max?

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Look, Angie, forget it. You're wasting
your time. No.

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You humiliated him in front of his
friends. And worse, you hid him in his

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identity.

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Now, I am pretty sure that's about two
feet lower.

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Now, this.

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This is who you are in the world how you
connect to everyone around you and when

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you hit a child here It's like you're
hitting who he is.

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I Didn't know that

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And don't come back till you're ready to
apologize.

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Mom, Dad, Max's teacher's here.

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All right, I'm out of here. You're never
going to see me again. Oh, no, I'll see

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you again.

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I'm sure one day I'll get a call from
the morgue to come by and identify you.

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That's her.

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Cold.

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Why don't we wrap her around the keg and
start this party?

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My husband, George.

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Actually, I don't think I've ever seen
you at school before. I didn't even know

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you were married, Angie.

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Come on.

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You don't remember me at all the school
plays? Back row, third seat from the

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aisle? Maybe this will help.

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Did we score?

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Now you see where my son gets his sense
of humor.

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Mrs. Reynolds, we're really sorry about
what Max did with the pencil up his

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nose. It won't happen again. Thank you
for that, but there is a bigger problem

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than the fact that the children now call
me Earthbutt.

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That's not funny. It's hurtful.

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Max has been acting out to get his
classmates' attention, and I think that

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doing this because he's falling so far
behind academically.

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Falling behind academically?

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Max has gotten a few bad grades, but he
is still struggling with his dyslexia.

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It's not just a couple of bad grades.

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I mean, he's turning in blank pages.
He's not even trying.

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Right now, Max is at the bottom of my
class.

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Well, if he slipped so far behind, why
did you wait so long to talk to us?

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I didn't. I sent home a note. He brought
it back signed.

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I never signed a note.

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Nor did I.

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Mrs. Lopez's signature.

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Oh, thank God.

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Look what you did.

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I don't believe this.

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He forged it.

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I'm worried that Max's behavior is only
going to get worse. So I think what he

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needs to do is to sign this schoolwork
contract.

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It says that he'll do his work, and if
he doesn't, it spells out the

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consequences.

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May retain.

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Wait, you might flunk him?

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No, don't think of it that way.

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Think of it as a year -long opportunity
to review the material.

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Yeah, he might flunk.

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Well, that's not going to happen. We'll
work with Max every night if that's what

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it takes. That's right. He's not going
to fail the fifth grade.

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No one in my family has ever failed the
fifth grade.

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If this was the sixth grade or the
seventh...

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or a sobriety checkpoint, we'd be having
a different conversation.

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But this is the fifth grade, damn it,
and this is where the Lopez's shine.

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And if you don't believe me, I'll take
that. George!

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Max,

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get down here.

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Now it makes sense why Max was acting
this way, why he mouthed off to Benny.

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How did I not see this coming?

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Maybe I was working too much. I should
have been on top of this.

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Well, I'm glad you said that, because
coming from me, they might have found it

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ugly.

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Max, what's this?

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It's a piece of paper with Mom's
signature.

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Oh, no!

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I'm falling behind academically!

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Why didn't you show me this note?

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We just met with Mrs. Reynolds, and she
said you're behind in all your

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schoolwork and that you're not even
trying.

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Max, if your grades don't improve,
they're going to hold you back a year.

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So? You'll lose all your friends.
They'll all move on.

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I won't lose my friends. They think I'm
funny.

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Well, then you should keep failing and
failing, because you know what's really

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hilarious? An 80 -year -old fifth grader
trying to play hide -and -seek.

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from your teacher. It says you promise
to work hard for the rest of the year

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we want you to sign it. But I don't care
about school.

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I still don't even have to go.

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Don't walk away from me. You are going
to sign this contract and then you're

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going to start doing your homework.

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What's the point? It's too hard.

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What's the point?

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Let me handle this.

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Look, I know school's hard, but you
still have to go.

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Everybody does.

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Why?

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Because what kind of job are you going
to get if you don't go to school?

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I can be a pro skateboarder.

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Really? Because I don't see a lot of pro
skaters coming into the house saying,

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Mommy, my elbow, kiss it.

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Okay, but I can still work in a skate
shop.

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So you'll make a couple hundred bucks a
month.

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A couple hundred bucks?

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That's awesome.

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I mean, I can get a cool car, a big
house.

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You can't get a car and a house on your
salary.

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I mean, you could if you moved into a
bad neighborhood.

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I don't live in a bad neighborhood.

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Oh, but they just stole your car.

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No way.

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You could run after them.

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Yeah, I'll get it back. Oh, man, you
just got shot.

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Dad, I know what you're doing, but
you're not going to trick me.

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I'm never going to be good at school.
I'm just stupid. Look, you are not

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You have a learning disability.

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Look, I know what you're going through.

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When I was in school, I remember taking
tests and just sitting there because I

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didn't understand any of it. And I had
to work twice as hard as the other kids

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just to get by.

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And I could have dropped out, but I
didn't. Because no one in our family had

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ever graduated from high school, and I
wanted to be the first one, and I was.

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Gee, so if I work hard and graduate high
school, I can get some loser job at a

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factory like you?

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You know what?

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I don't care.

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Do whatever you want.

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I give up on you.

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Where's Mike?

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I don't know.

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Living his life.

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I can't get my son to pay attention in
class, but for 39 cents, I could send a

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kid to medical school in Peru.

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And they're grateful, too, Angie.

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They send you a letter every month.

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Thanks for the stethoscope and wheat.

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So you're still handling this?

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I tried.

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Max can do whatever he wants.

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So if Max fails, he gets to do whatever
he wants?

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If I fail geometry, can I get my belly
button pierced?

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If you fail geometry, I'll pierce it for
you.

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Pierce it for me.

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Hey,

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Matt.

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Got a minute?

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People know I'm out here.

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Listen, if you hadn't mouthed off, I
wouldn't have hit you.

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Well, that's the way I was raised, okay?

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Things were different then.

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What we called discipline is now child
abuse.

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Keeping an eye on your man is now
stalking.

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Well, at least it did to me.

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Okay, never mind.

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I guess what I'm trying to say is...

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Here's a 20. Are we cool?

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Yeah, we're cool.

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I'm sorry for what I said.

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Nah, forget it.

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We all say stupid things.

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Hey, Grandma?

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Yeah?

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Did your dad ever say he gave up on you?

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Where'd that come from?

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I'm messing up at school, and Dad said
he's giving up on me.

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Well, you know, my dad might have beat
me like an old blanket, but he never

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up on me.

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That is...

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Cold, dude.

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You know, you might want to get your
crap together.

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George!

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Yeah, I know. The sky is pink, orange,
and red. It's the most beautiful sunset

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ever. I love you, too. I'm watching a
hockey fight.

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It's Max.

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What now?

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Come on.

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What are you doing?

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My homework.

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Yeah?

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I'm not going to be held back.

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Don't give up on me.

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Oh, man.

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Look, Max, I'm sorry I said that.

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The cat was angry.

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I'd never give up on you, son.

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I believe in you.

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I have faith in you.

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I'm signing this legally binding
contract.

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You know, I still hate school, but I'm
not going to let you down.

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We're not going to let you down either.
Because a family is only as smart as its

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dumbest child. So let's make that Carmen
again.

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Hey! Quiet, I'm teaching here.

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And we're going to help you out. Because
if you fail, we fail.

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I'm going to change my schedule. I'll
work with you after school on Mondays

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Tuesdays. And Wednesdays I can blow off
happy hour at Thirsty's and come

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straight home to help.

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You go to happy hour at Thirsty's?

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If you're going to use that tone, you're
damn right I don't.

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What are you doing here, Mom?

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Oh, relax.

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We're a big happy family again.

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Max and I are fine.

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Did she apologize to you?

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No.

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But she gave me 20 reasons to get over
it.

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You just paid him off?

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Yep.

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You can't do that. You can't just buy
family.

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All those celebrity lesbians do it.

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I accidentally threw out your favorite
Raiders jersey.

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I'll get another one.

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My mom's having her house tended, so she
might have to stay with us for a week.

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I'll buy more beer.

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Remember that time we went to the lake
and it rained the whole weekend and we

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stayed in the room?

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Yeah.

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I lost that video we made.

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What?

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Time for a new mask, baby.