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Single ties it!
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Swing for the fences,
Moog! Let's go!
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Come on, Tyler! You got this!
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Play's to first, second, or third!
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Let's go, Moog!
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Look alive, Jarhead!
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It's Moog! He's going
to whiff anyway!
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Let's go, Moog!
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Strike one!
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Let's go, Moog!
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Ice cream! Ice cream!
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- Let's get some.
- Let's go!
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Big swing, Moog. Just pretend
it's a cheeseburger, okay?
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Or your mom's ass, 'cause I'm
about to spank this bitch.
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Hey!
Knock it off, Hank.
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You too, Brett.
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Okay, Allen. By the way,
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you really nailed that
Glengarry monologue.
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One more word,
and I walk him.
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Seriously, I follow
your IG. You got chops.
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What the hell are you
two even talking about?
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A set of steak knives.
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Finish him, Tyler!
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Strike two!
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Stop swinging at
the garbage, Moog!
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Ready? Mm.
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Jarhead!
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Ah! Fuck!
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Safe!
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Safe! Safe!
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Safe!
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Moog! Moog! Moog!
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What are you doing?
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I think my arm's broken.
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Let me see.
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Ow! What the fuck?
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Now, it's broken.
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Okay, boys!
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Ice cream on me!
Let's go!
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Hey. Hey.
Uh, were you serious
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about the Glengarry
monologue?
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No. Actually, you're great,
better than Alec Baldwin.
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Awesome.
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- Good game, son.
- We fuckin' sucked, Dad.
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- Language, Hank!
- Whatever.
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You think it's kind
of weird our dentist
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is getting all
the kids ice cream?
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Smart business strategy.
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Sucks you didn't catch
that fly out there, Jared.
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Hey, at least there's
no more games
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for you to fuck up
this season.
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Hank!
What the hell you doin'?
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Nothing.
He dropped it.
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Apologize.
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- Way to battle.
- Thanks.
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Ow!
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- You're fuckin' dead.
-Hey!
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- What are you doin'?
- Dad, he's a fuckin' dork.
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He'll get over it.
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By punching you in the face?
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Daddy, look what
Dawn made me.
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Oh, my. Look how
beautiful that is.
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- Here you go, honey.
- Here you go, sweetie.
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What's up with these names?
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"Locust Lick.
Serpent Swirl."
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I mean, what's
a Froggy's Swamp Pop?
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They sound gross.
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They don't look gross.
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Mmm. Let me try.
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Excuse me.
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That's not yours.
Apologize.
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I'm so sorry
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that your son's
a fucking pussy!
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Forget him, Benji-by.
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He'll get what's
coming to him.
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Bullies always do.
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Oh! Why, thank you!
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Aren't you sweet?
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To Jarhead,
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the greatest player
to have on the other team.
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You earned it, bud.
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I don't know what to say.
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Fuck it. I accept
my ice cream with pride!
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What are you doing?
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Enjoying my trophy?
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Do you want to barf all night?
Come on.
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Hey, Lizzie.
Wanna hang out with us later?
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I'm free too, Lizzie.
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Uh, there's room on my bike.
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Hank, she's out
of your league. Come on.
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- Bye, Lizzie!
- Bye, Lizzie!
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Bye, Lizzie!
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What were you thinking?
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I was just seeing if
I'm still lactose intolerant.
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You know, I think Mom
and Dad made it up.
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Yeah, right. I have to live
with your lactose farts.
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Fair. How is it?
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It's good.
How was the game?
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About as good as my farts.
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Big plans for the summer?
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Right now, just the beach.
Maybe guarding again.
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My parents, they want me
to intern at their law firm.
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I don't wanna spend
my summer indoors.
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Sounds like your parents.
Want this on their account?
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Uh, no. My mom gave me cash.
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Well, please
be sure to say hi--
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God damn it!
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There's no more
God damn bell!
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Hasn't been a God
damn bell for three years!
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Only put the damn thing up
there 'cause I thought it would be fun!
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You hit the bell,
you get a gumball!
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But you little punks
take shots at it
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like it's God
damn Anzio Beach,
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and I'm breaking my back
picking up pennies all day!
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Well, guess what?
There's no more bell!
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Now, get the hell
out of here!
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How about you, Jared?
Any big plans?
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Uh, yeah--
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J Money's workin' for me.
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Kid's gonna make a killin',
buy a Ferrari!
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Why would I mow lawns for you
instead of going to camp?
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You're gonna need that
cash in high school.
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Chicks are expensive.
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Trust me. I know.
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What are you talking about?
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I practically went bankrupt
dating your sorry ass.
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Ah. That was before
I was an entrepreneur.
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You mean before
you bought a lawnmower.
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Correct.
Speaking of, Roger,
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I need some motor
oil for the Green Machine.
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And by green, I mean
because it spits out cash.
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Sure thing.
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Thanks, Roger.
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Say hi to
your folks for me.
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Sure. I'll say hi to them.
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-Roger.
- Brrr. Uh, dude, dude,
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what's with your sister?
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She used to laugh at
all my jokes.
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Well, if you want to
get her back,
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don't try to be cool.
Just try to be a human.
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Kid's not wrong.
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Dude, you put the bell back?
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♪ Ding-ding-ding ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
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Like, why would
you ever set up a bell
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for kids
to throw pennies at?
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"I made 57 cents today,
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and it only cost
me three pieces of gum."
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He's a psycho.
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He probably has dead bodies
in his basement.
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- Tie your shoe.
-I did.
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It's these laces.
They're so annoying.
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Hey. Did you get it?
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Get what?
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I'll meet you at the car.
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- Are you getting weed?
- Oh, my God. Go.
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- I want some.
-Go!
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Bye, Jared!
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♪ The ice cream song ♪
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♪ Ring-a-ding-ding ♪
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♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
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♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
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- Hey.
-Hi.
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Do you have
any fireworks left?
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Uh, yeah, maybe
a couple JJs and--
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Cool. Bring them.
I want to film--
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♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
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♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
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♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
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♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
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♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
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♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
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♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
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♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
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- Hi!
-Hi!
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Hi, Mrs. Henderson.
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Hi, Jared. Um,
Elliott's not feeling well.
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Oh. We were just texting.
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Came on pretty suddenly.
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It's probably just
heatstroke from the game.
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But he's upstairs
lying down.
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Well, tell him
to text me later
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if he's better
and wants to hang out.
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I will. Oh, uh, tell
your mom Saturday's perfect.
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Okay.
Thanks, Mrs. Henderson.
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No problem.
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Come on, Sebastian.
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Where's your
butt buddy, Smelliott?
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He's coming out soon,
with his bat.
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Bullshit.
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Can you just give me
back my bike?
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Your bike? I think this
is maybe my bike now.
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Really?
Because if you steal it,
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my dad will sue you.
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What a pussy response.
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Why don't you come
fight me for it?
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Because it's already mine.
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Jared, is everything okay?
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Yeah.
We were just joking around.
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Oh, yeah.
Sebastian here is always joking.
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Okay.
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I can take this anytime I want.
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Well, this is going
to be a great summer.
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What do you do? Isn't it boring
at the beach day after day?
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No. I mean, like, we just tan,
hang out with friends.
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Like, it's fun.
Skye brings a speaker, so--
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Like, she brought
Tony Robbins to the beach?
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00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,479
- Who?
- Like a speaker.
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00:13:04,646 --> 00:13:05,979
Hello?
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Like, someone to speak.
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That's exactly
what she means.
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00:13:09,104 --> 00:13:10,687
- What about James Carville?
- Who's that?
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Literally what
I was thinking.
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No he's a speaker.
She brought Mitt Romney to the beach?
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Sounds amazing.
Sounds so fun.
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What I want to know is,
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what's going to get you into
an Ivy League school,
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lifeguarding or interning
at a good law firm?
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My 4.0? Summer's for fucking
off with your friends.
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You don't have any friends.
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I think what your
father is trying to say
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is that your summer needs
some structure, some sort of plan.
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I have a plan.
229
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I go out. I sleep in.
I tan. Repeat.
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Wow. Look at her.
She's a lawyer already.
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I mean, who needs law school?
Case closed.
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Just because Grandpa was
and you guys are,
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it doesn't mean that
I have to be one.
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Someone has to break
the family curse.
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You know, if Grandpa was alive,
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he could actually argue
your case for you.
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Actually, if Grandpa was alive,
he'd put her in prison
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- for disobeying her parents.
- That's right.
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Maybe I'm tired
of using my brain.
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I want to monetize my hotness
while I'm young.
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Start an OnlyFans.
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00:13:59,521 --> 00:14:01,354
How do you even
know what that is?
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00:14:01,521 --> 00:14:03,312
That is so gross,
even as a joke.
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00:14:08,104 --> 00:14:10,812
What is
that Boomer ringtone?
245
00:14:10,979 --> 00:14:13,104
Oh, stop it.
You kids used to love this song.
246
00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:14,937
I heard it this morning,
and it reminded me
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of when you were sweet
and doted on your mother.
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When I was, like, six.
249
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That is just cringe.
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00:14:20,229 --> 00:14:22,521
Well, it's a mother's job
to make her kids cringe.
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00:14:22,979 --> 00:14:24,729
Mission accomplished.
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00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:26,896
Did you guys see that
weird ice cream man today?
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00:14:27,104 --> 00:14:28,104
What do you mean, weird?
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00:14:28,271 --> 00:14:29,896
I don't know. He just,
like, kept popping up,
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like he was following
me or something.
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00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:33,104
Like, to kidnap you?
257
00:14:33,271 --> 00:14:35,229
I feel sorry for
whoever kidnaps Jared.
258
00:14:35,437 --> 00:14:36,646
Elizabeth, please.
259
00:14:36,854 --> 00:14:38,021
I take it back.
260
00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:39,604
You'd make an excellent
kidnap victim.
261
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,604
That's not good either,
but at least it's positive.
262
00:14:41,771 --> 00:14:43,521
Wait.
How was he strange?
263
00:14:43,687 --> 00:14:45,937
It was just the song
he was playing, I guess.
264
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,937
I don't know.
It was weird.
265
00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:50,979
Well, I didn't see him
at the club, so...
266
00:14:51,146 --> 00:14:52,521
Mom, do you
need the car tomorrow?
267
00:14:52,729 --> 00:14:54,104
Actually, I don't. Why?
268
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,646
Everybody's going
to White Mountain Park.
269
00:14:57,812 --> 00:14:58,812
What about school?
270
00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:00,812
- Oh, it's skip day.
- Skip day?
271
00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:03,437
Some people call it that,
but it's more like a field trip.
272
00:15:03,646 --> 00:15:04,729
Everyone calls it that.
273
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:07,729
I heard Jesse's brother
skipping with all his friends.
274
00:15:07,937 --> 00:15:09,271
He wouldn't
shut up about it.
275
00:15:09,479 --> 00:15:11,312
I figured that you might
just go and tell them after--
276
00:15:11,479 --> 00:15:12,396
-Jared, shut up.
- Yeah.
277
00:15:12,562 --> 00:15:13,854
That would be
ridiculous, right?
278
00:15:14,062 --> 00:15:15,479
Shut up. It's a tradition
that the juniors do
279
00:15:15,646 --> 00:15:17,479
the last week of school
with the outgoing seniors.
280
00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:19,229
Oh, it's a tradition.
It's so funny,
281
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:22,146
'cause we did not have that
tradition when we went there.
282
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:23,479
Because we actually
went to class.
283
00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:25,229
- Right. Right. Right.
- Yeah. Right. Right.
284
00:15:25,396 --> 00:15:27,937
So, wait. You're telling me
that half the school is cutting tomorrow?
285
00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:29,604
- Approximately.
- Oh.
286
00:15:29,771 --> 00:15:31,104
Then you'll get
twice the attention.
287
00:15:31,271 --> 00:15:32,396
-I'm going.
- To school.
288
00:15:32,562 --> 00:15:33,604
To the waterpark.
289
00:15:33,771 --> 00:15:34,979
Like hell you are.
290
00:15:35,187 --> 00:15:36,896
Finals are over,
and school's done on Wednesday.
291
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,646
- What's the big deal?
- Go Thursday.
292
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:39,979
Well, then it's not ditching.
293
00:15:40,187 --> 00:15:42,896
Come on.
It is literally so stupid.
294
00:15:43,104 --> 00:15:45,354
Like, that's the point.
You're supposed to break the rules.
295
00:15:45,562 --> 00:15:46,937
The point of rules is actually
to not break them.
296
00:15:47,104 --> 00:15:48,062
That's why they're rules.
297
00:15:48,271 --> 00:15:49,771
Says the criminal
defense lawyer.
298
00:15:49,937 --> 00:15:51,312
I defend the wrongly accused.
299
00:15:51,479 --> 00:15:52,771
They haven't
committed any crimes.
300
00:15:52,979 --> 00:15:54,062
Sure they haven't.
301
00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:55,562
Look, honey. You can have the car,
302
00:15:55,729 --> 00:15:57,562
but like it or not, you can't go.
303
00:15:57,729 --> 00:15:59,021
Why not?
304
00:15:59,187 --> 00:16:00,354
Because we're going into Boston,
305
00:16:00,521 --> 00:16:01,771
and we'll likely stay overnight.
306
00:16:01,937 --> 00:16:03,396
Someone needs to be here for Jared.
307
00:16:03,604 --> 00:16:04,854
- Oh, no. I'm fine.
- I actually can't believe this.
308
00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:06,812
Jared can stay at Elliott's
if anything happens,
309
00:16:06,979 --> 00:16:09,271
- which it-- it won't.
- Yes.
310
00:16:09,479 --> 00:16:11,187
Look. As much as we trust you both, okay,
311
00:16:11,354 --> 00:16:13,979
we can't leave a child alone,
because accidents happen,
312
00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:15,437
and we need an adult nearby,
313
00:16:15,604 --> 00:16:17,729
which in this case happens
to be you, honey, okay?
314
00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:20,187
Either way, you're skippin' skip day.
315
00:16:21,604 --> 00:16:22,937
You better find someone to stay with,
316
00:16:23,104 --> 00:16:24,354
or I'm taking you with me.
317
00:16:24,521 --> 00:16:26,521
Oh, no. Please don't
take me to a waterpark
318
00:16:26,687 --> 00:16:28,396
filled with girls in bikinis.
319
00:16:28,562 --> 00:16:30,437
-Shut up, Jared.
- That's no place
320
00:16:30,604 --> 00:16:32,229
for a mischievous preteen!
321
00:16:32,437 --> 00:16:34,021
- Yeah! Don't take me either!
-Yeah!
322
00:16:34,229 --> 00:16:35,562
Take you where?
323
00:16:35,771 --> 00:16:37,312
Uh, take you to school tomorrow.
324
00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:39,187
I would love to see
you go to school
325
00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:41,187
talking about Mint Romney or whoever.
326
00:16:42,687 --> 00:16:44,021
- Mint Romney!
- Mint. Mint Romney...
327
00:16:44,187 --> 00:16:47,312
That's-- Do we have any
Mint Romney ice cream for dessert?
328
00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:48,687
Do we?
329
00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:03,104
Piper?
330
00:18:06,437 --> 00:18:07,521
Honey, what's wrong?
331
00:18:09,062 --> 00:18:10,687
Did you have more ice cream?
332
00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:30,937
Fran, you spilled something.
333
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,646
Fran?
334
00:18:38,771 --> 00:18:41,187
Oh, my God! Ah!
335
00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:42,437
Oh, God!
336
00:18:43,354 --> 00:18:44,187
Brett!
337
00:19:28,312 --> 00:19:29,937
Oh, baby, what's wrong?
338
00:19:30,104 --> 00:19:32,562
My necklace, I dropped it.
339
00:19:32,729 --> 00:19:34,062
Oh. We'll get it tomorrow.
340
00:19:34,229 --> 00:19:35,312
Let's go back to bed.
341
00:19:35,479 --> 00:19:36,979
But I can't sleep without it.
342
00:19:37,146 --> 00:19:38,229
Please, Daddy?
343
00:19:39,271 --> 00:19:40,687
Okay.
344
00:19:43,021 --> 00:19:44,396
Well, okay.
345
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:50,062
Honey... are you sure?
346
00:19:50,229 --> 00:19:52,229
I can't feel it.
347
00:20:01,312 --> 00:20:04,062
What the fuck? Is this gasoline?
348
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:07,646
Cheryl! The kids have gone fucking crazy!
349
00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:18,729
Cheryl!
350
00:20:25,646 --> 00:20:26,687
Steve?
351
00:20:27,979 --> 00:20:28,812
Honey?
352
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,146
I have a gun! I will use it!
353
00:20:42,479 --> 00:20:46,146
Elliott! Elliott, baby, what are--
354
00:20:46,354 --> 00:20:49,062
Ah! What did you do to Daddy?
355
00:20:49,937 --> 00:20:51,646
Jesus fucking Christ!
356
00:20:51,812 --> 00:20:54,812
Elliott, what have you done to Steven?
357
00:20:56,437 --> 00:20:57,812
Ah! Ah!
358
00:20:58,812 --> 00:21:00,479
Elliott, put that down!
359
00:21:00,937 --> 00:21:03,979
Elliott!
360
00:21:04,979 --> 00:21:06,146
Elliott!
361
00:21:06,354 --> 00:21:07,854
That's it! Come to Mommy!
362
00:21:08,021 --> 00:21:10,021
You come to Mommy right n--
363
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:12,187
No! What are you doing?
364
00:21:12,979 --> 00:21:15,854
Put that down! No! No! No!
365
00:21:16,021 --> 00:21:18,729
Elliott! No! No! Baby, no!
366
00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:20,312
No! You come to Mommy!
367
00:21:21,396 --> 00:21:22,646
I'll rock you to sleep.
368
00:21:22,812 --> 00:21:24,479
No! No!
369
00:21:31,437 --> 00:21:32,521
Mm.
370
00:21:33,604 --> 00:21:34,562
♪ Ring-ding-ding ♪
371
00:21:34,729 --> 00:21:35,646
♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
372
00:21:35,812 --> 00:21:36,729
♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
373
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,146
♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
374
00:21:38,354 --> 00:21:39,312
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
375
00:21:39,479 --> 00:21:40,437
♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
376
00:21:40,604 --> 00:21:41,521
♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
377
00:21:41,687 --> 00:21:42,812
♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
378
00:21:48,312 --> 00:21:49,229
♪ Ring-ding-ding ♪
379
00:21:49,396 --> 00:21:50,312
♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
380
00:21:50,479 --> 00:21:51,396
♪ Ring-ding-dong ♪
381
00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:52,771
♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
382
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,562
♪ Ringa-ding-ding, ring-ding ♪
383
00:21:59,896 --> 00:22:00,896
♪ Let's have fun ♪
384
00:22:01,062 --> 00:22:02,396
♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
385
00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:36,937
Come on, Claire. Come on.
386
00:22:37,104 --> 00:22:38,646
Good. Good girl.
387
00:22:39,979 --> 00:22:41,021
Oh, my God!
388
00:22:42,021 --> 00:22:44,271
Oh! Are you okay?
389
00:22:44,479 --> 00:22:45,646
What happened?
390
00:22:45,854 --> 00:22:47,312
Someone hurt my mommy.
391
00:22:47,521 --> 00:22:49,229
Oh! Who?
392
00:22:49,396 --> 00:22:50,812
Me.
393
00:22:55,937 --> 00:22:57,104
What's up?
394
00:22:57,271 --> 00:22:58,604
The Farbers left their door open.
395
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,354
Probably on their way out.
396
00:23:02,187 --> 00:23:03,437
Well, should I go shut it?
397
00:23:03,604 --> 00:23:05,354
Nah. I'm sure they know.
398
00:23:05,521 --> 00:23:07,437
You know what?
I'll text Fran just in case.
399
00:23:09,104 --> 00:23:10,021
What?
400
00:23:10,187 --> 00:23:11,687
Why is there an ice cream truck parked
401
00:23:11,854 --> 00:23:13,729
at 6:30 in the morning outside our house?
402
00:23:13,896 --> 00:23:15,104
Who knows?
403
00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,229
I heard Lizzie and Skye
getting some last night
404
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,604
after her big meltdown about skip day.
405
00:23:21,271 --> 00:23:23,104
Dare I say, he gives me the chills.
406
00:23:24,521 --> 00:23:26,396
Oh, my God.
407
00:23:26,562 --> 00:23:27,896
I thought we were doing ice cream puns.
408
00:23:28,062 --> 00:23:29,521
Yeah.
409
00:23:29,729 --> 00:23:31,937
Does look a little weird, though.
410
00:23:32,104 --> 00:23:33,604
Yeah.
411
00:23:33,771 --> 00:23:35,812
- I'm sure he's harmless.
- Mm-hmm.
412
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:37,646
I'll call security,
have them do a drive-by.
413
00:23:56,854 --> 00:23:57,771
Watch it!
414
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,062
No! No!
415
00:24:12,521 --> 00:24:13,604
Random.
416
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,021
Moog?
417
00:24:35,646 --> 00:24:36,979
Uh, Moog?
418
00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:39,646
Brett?
419
00:24:45,021 --> 00:24:46,729
Guess you're sick.
420
00:24:46,937 --> 00:24:48,479
See you at school.
421
00:24:49,771 --> 00:24:50,854
Maybe.
422
00:24:52,896 --> 00:24:54,271
Fuckin' weirdo.
423
00:25:42,896 --> 00:25:44,937
Is everyone ditching or sick or something?
424
00:25:47,646 --> 00:25:48,812
Are you talking to me?
425
00:25:49,521 --> 00:25:50,479
You feel okay?
426
00:25:51,896 --> 00:25:53,437
Yeah. Random.
427
00:25:55,062 --> 00:25:56,521
Prime real estate today.
428
00:25:57,812 --> 00:25:58,979
Hey, Elliott!
429
00:26:00,271 --> 00:26:01,687
Hey, Elliott!
430
00:26:01,854 --> 00:26:02,937
Elliott?
431
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:05,854
Oh, shit.
432
00:26:07,354 --> 00:26:08,979
Oh, my God. Marcella.
433
00:26:09,146 --> 00:26:10,146
So, I edited the video,
434
00:26:10,312 --> 00:26:12,146
and I thought that we could do a little...
435
00:26:14,021 --> 00:26:16,229
Okay.
436
00:26:31,896 --> 00:26:35,396
Is this some sort of zombie
pajama day challenge?
437
00:26:38,521 --> 00:26:39,687
Morning, Mr. Mayfair.
438
00:26:39,896 --> 00:26:42,021
Any sign of your friend Mr. Henderson?
439
00:26:42,187 --> 00:26:44,312
Uh, yeah, I just saw him.
440
00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:47,937
He was sick, so, like,
maybe he went to the nurse's?
441
00:26:48,104 --> 00:26:51,562
Yes, the terrible illness we call summer.
442
00:26:51,729 --> 00:26:54,354
Strikes about the end
of every school year.
443
00:26:58,979 --> 00:27:00,396
Do you want me to go check?
444
00:27:00,562 --> 00:27:01,812
Yes, but do come back,
445
00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:03,771
because there's still
three days of school left,
446
00:27:03,937 --> 00:27:06,979
which means three more days to learn!
447
00:27:07,812 --> 00:27:10,437
Let's get back to
some factor trees, shall we?
448
00:27:10,646 --> 00:27:14,604
Jill? You want to break
down 72 into prime numbers?
449
00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:19,354
Guess not.
450
00:27:24,729 --> 00:27:26,354
Are you okay?
451
00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,229
Stop asking me that.
452
00:27:29,396 --> 00:27:30,562
What does it look like?
453
00:27:30,729 --> 00:27:33,229
Sorry. It's just...
454
00:27:33,396 --> 00:27:36,146
Is it just me or is
something weird going on?
455
00:27:37,521 --> 00:27:39,229
Y'all shouldn't be cutting class.
456
00:27:39,437 --> 00:27:40,437
That's my job.
457
00:27:43,312 --> 00:27:45,104
He seems normal.
458
00:27:45,271 --> 00:27:46,979
Yeah, for Tommy.
459
00:27:52,687 --> 00:27:53,771
Elliott?
460
00:27:55,562 --> 00:27:57,062
You guys see Elliott?
461
00:27:58,521 --> 00:27:59,604
Guys?
462
00:28:01,521 --> 00:28:04,646
Okay. Uh, is Elliott in there?
463
00:28:06,729 --> 00:28:08,604
Um--
464
00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:10,479
Fuck!
465
00:28:38,021 --> 00:28:39,479
Hey, we got a test or something?
466
00:28:41,979 --> 00:28:44,104
Mr. B, you can't do us like
that last week of school.
467
00:28:44,854 --> 00:28:47,437
Well, at least now I know it's not a joke.
468
00:28:47,646 --> 00:28:49,896
- What joke?
-Ask your friends.
469
00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:51,562
Someone told them it's Silent Day
470
00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:53,771
or some new holiday they invented.
471
00:28:55,604 --> 00:28:56,562
'Sup?
472
00:28:59,062 --> 00:29:00,562
Greg's sick. He ain't sayin' shit.
473
00:29:00,771 --> 00:29:02,562
Language, Mr. Greene.
474
00:29:02,771 --> 00:29:04,896
Language? I'm the only one using it.
475
00:29:05,062 --> 00:29:06,354
You don't think this is weird?
476
00:29:06,562 --> 00:29:09,562
I think everyone's already
on summer vacation.
477
00:29:09,729 --> 00:29:11,687
But now that you're here,
478
00:29:11,854 --> 00:29:12,854
take out a microscope.
479
00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:17,646
What-- What do you mean,
she hasn't shown up?
480
00:29:17,812 --> 00:29:18,729
Mr. Hamlin.
481
00:29:18,896 --> 00:29:20,062
Well, can you go by the house?
482
00:29:20,229 --> 00:29:21,687
Mr. Hamlin.
483
00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:24,646
No. I-- I-- No.
484
00:29:24,812 --> 00:29:25,896
You don't understand--
485
00:29:51,062 --> 00:29:52,937
Excuse me. What are you doing?
486
00:29:53,937 --> 00:29:55,646
Excuse me!
487
00:29:55,812 --> 00:29:58,771
Hello? Class is not dismissed!
488
00:29:58,937 --> 00:30:00,104
I don't know.
489
00:30:16,687 --> 00:30:19,396
- What the hell?
- Um, uh, excuse me.
490
00:30:19,562 --> 00:30:20,604
Whoa. No. No, no.
491
00:30:20,812 --> 00:30:22,479
We all cutting class?
492
00:30:22,646 --> 00:30:24,437
Uh, sorry. No.
Uh, where are you going?
493
00:30:24,604 --> 00:30:25,979
No. Class is not dismissed.
494
00:30:26,187 --> 00:30:27,646
Tommy! You get back here!
495
00:30:27,812 --> 00:30:28,812
Tommy, you get back-- All right.
496
00:30:28,979 --> 00:30:30,604
Fine. Fine.
497
00:30:30,771 --> 00:30:32,521
I'll deal with Tommy and the others later.
498
00:30:32,687 --> 00:30:35,687
Now, all of you, back to your seats!
499
00:30:36,771 --> 00:30:37,896
Sit down!
500
00:30:38,979 --> 00:30:41,271
Marcella? Marcella!
501
00:30:41,437 --> 00:30:42,521
Marcella!
502
00:30:42,687 --> 00:30:45,062
Elliott! Elliott, this isn't funny.
503
00:30:52,521 --> 00:30:54,021
Hank the tank, what's good?
504
00:30:54,187 --> 00:30:56,354
Hey, smells like some
hot fudge sundaes up in this bitch.
505
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,396
Ready? Let's go! Whoo!
506
00:30:58,562 --> 00:30:59,521
Ice cream break!
507
00:30:59,687 --> 00:31:02,062
Kids, this is not a fire drill!
508
00:31:02,229 --> 00:31:04,646
Back to your classrooms! What--
509
00:31:04,812 --> 00:31:08,354
Bob! What the hell is going on?
510
00:31:08,521 --> 00:31:10,271
It's got to be a joke.
511
00:31:10,437 --> 00:31:11,937
They got to be filming this.
512
00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:13,854
- We know you're filming this!
- Yeah!
513
00:31:25,646 --> 00:31:26,687
Hey, Elliott.
514
00:31:27,979 --> 00:31:29,771
Come on.
515
00:31:29,937 --> 00:31:31,229
Elliott, please, don't eat it.
516
00:31:31,396 --> 00:31:32,354
Just come on!
517
00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:46,812
Jared!
518
00:31:49,104 --> 00:31:50,896
- It's the smell...
- Cover your nose.
519
00:31:55,437 --> 00:31:56,562
Step aside, fools.
520
00:31:56,729 --> 00:31:57,729
Respect the king.
521
00:31:59,271 --> 00:32:00,104
'Sup? What'd you get?
522
00:32:02,271 --> 00:32:04,187
It's like that, huh?
Let me just take yours--
523
00:32:05,521 --> 00:32:07,062
What? Okay. Fine, man.
524
00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:08,312
Just keep it.
525
00:32:20,187 --> 00:32:21,604
No! Oh, my God!
526
00:32:21,812 --> 00:32:23,646
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
527
00:32:24,646 --> 00:32:25,979
Children, look away!
528
00:32:26,187 --> 00:32:27,812
No. No, no, no, no, no.
529
00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:30,271
Someone get a nurse.
Someone run and get the nurse!
530
00:32:37,187 --> 00:32:39,646
Piper!
531
00:32:40,479 --> 00:32:41,729
Stop laughing!
532
00:32:42,687 --> 00:32:46,604
Children! This isn't funny!
533
00:32:46,812 --> 00:32:48,104
No, no, no. Shit.
534
00:32:48,271 --> 00:32:49,104
This is not funny!
535
00:32:49,312 --> 00:32:51,312
Sto-- Ah!
536
00:32:53,896 --> 00:32:56,229
Ah! Ah!
537
00:32:56,437 --> 00:32:57,521
Mia!
538
00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:02,604
Hey! What is going on here?
539
00:33:02,771 --> 00:33:03,687
Break it up!
540
00:33:03,854 --> 00:33:04,979
Come on! Enough of that!
541
00:33:05,187 --> 00:33:08,104
What-- I said break it up.
542
00:33:08,271 --> 00:33:10,312
Oh, my God.
543
00:33:11,437 --> 00:33:12,896
Young man? Oh, my God.
544
00:33:15,062 --> 00:33:15,896
911. What's your emergency?
545
00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:17,812
It's Bob Maloney at Meadowbrook.
546
00:33:18,771 --> 00:33:20,354
I-- I'm not sure if the kid jumped
547
00:33:20,521 --> 00:33:22,396
or if there was an accident,
but-- but it looks like--
548
00:33:22,562 --> 00:33:23,687
Bob, calm down.
549
00:33:23,896 --> 00:33:24,896
I'm not...
550
00:33:38,354 --> 00:33:39,604
Yes. Yes. She's not moving,
551
00:33:39,812 --> 00:33:40,771
and there's a brick--
552
00:33:53,437 --> 00:33:54,729
What-- What the fuck?
553
00:34:26,146 --> 00:34:27,521
Shit! Our bikes!
554
00:34:31,729 --> 00:34:35,479
Hey! What is going on here?
555
00:34:36,687 --> 00:34:38,187
- What is going on here?
- Jared, Mia, come on!
556
00:34:38,354 --> 00:34:39,312
Get the fuck inside!
557
00:34:39,479 --> 00:34:40,937
Oh, Christ!
558
00:34:41,146 --> 00:34:43,896
Ow! Ow! Ah!
559
00:34:44,104 --> 00:34:45,729
Ah!
560
00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:52,646
Ow! No! Ah! Ah!
561
00:35:00,146 --> 00:35:02,229
Now, we're going to look
at the common housefly.
562
00:35:02,437 --> 00:35:05,271
But I can assure you there's
nothing common about it.
563
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,771
If you look closer,
564
00:35:07,979 --> 00:35:10,646
oh, you're going to see
the single-cell organism.
565
00:35:10,854 --> 00:35:12,396
Now, that is something--
566
00:35:20,479 --> 00:35:21,729
Whoa!
567
00:35:21,896 --> 00:35:23,271
No, no, no. Come this way.
568
00:35:23,437 --> 00:35:24,687
Come on! Let's go to our class!
569
00:35:24,896 --> 00:35:26,521
What are you doing?
This room is always empty!
570
00:35:27,729 --> 00:35:28,854
Oh, my God!
571
00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:33,396
What are you doing?
572
00:35:33,562 --> 00:35:37,312
Put me down! Let me go!
573
00:35:37,521 --> 00:35:38,771
I think there's no one in here.
574
00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:41,021
What are you doing?
575
00:35:41,187 --> 00:35:42,104
Oh, my God!
576
00:36:04,271 --> 00:36:06,396
They're going to kill Mia if they get in.
577
00:36:06,562 --> 00:36:08,646
Yeah, I know. I know. Just...
578
00:36:53,562 --> 00:36:55,146
Oh, God...
579
00:37:02,979 --> 00:37:03,979
Okay. Come here.
580
00:37:16,104 --> 00:37:17,312
Go! Go!
581
00:37:20,937 --> 00:37:22,062
Hey, Marcella!
582
00:37:22,271 --> 00:37:23,271
Come get me!
583
00:37:32,062 --> 00:37:33,562
Mia, it's me.
584
00:37:33,729 --> 00:37:34,854
Where's Tommy?
585
00:37:35,062 --> 00:37:36,104
At the back exit.
586
00:37:39,729 --> 00:37:42,104
Help me! Help me! Help me! Ah!
587
00:37:48,562 --> 00:37:49,521
What the fuck?
588
00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:53,687
Go back! Go back!
589
00:37:53,896 --> 00:37:57,354
Go! Go! Come on! Shit!
590
00:38:03,396 --> 00:38:04,312
Guys! Guys! Come on! Come on!
591
00:38:04,479 --> 00:38:06,937
Tommy! Get in! Get in! Close the door!
592
00:38:07,104 --> 00:38:08,062
Close the door!
593
00:38:15,062 --> 00:38:16,562
What the hell is happening?
594
00:38:16,771 --> 00:38:19,479
- Something evil.
-Someone evil.
595
00:38:19,687 --> 00:38:21,521
The Ice Cream Man.
596
00:38:21,729 --> 00:38:23,187
It's the cops.
597
00:38:25,312 --> 00:38:27,562
Back it up for me, all right?
598
00:38:28,396 --> 00:38:30,604
Step back. Hey, kids?
599
00:38:30,771 --> 00:38:32,229
Kids, back up. All right?
600
00:38:32,396 --> 00:38:34,104
I need you to back up for me, all right?
601
00:38:34,271 --> 00:38:36,812
Back up. Come on. Back up.
602
00:38:54,229 --> 00:38:55,354
What have you done?
603
00:38:55,562 --> 00:38:57,687
What in God's name have you done?
604
00:38:59,854 --> 00:39:03,479
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ringa-ding-dong ♪
605
00:39:03,687 --> 00:39:05,979
♪ Ringa-ding-dong
it's the Ice Cream Song ♪
606
00:39:06,187 --> 00:39:08,979
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ring-a-ding-dong ♪
607
00:39:09,187 --> 00:39:11,187
Why are you singing? Stop singing!
608
00:39:11,354 --> 00:39:13,271
- ♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
- This isn't funny!
609
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:19,021
Oh, shit. They're gluing his face.
610
00:39:19,187 --> 00:39:21,312
- Fuck.
- We need a phone.
611
00:39:21,479 --> 00:39:24,604
Wait. I have mine.
612
00:39:28,187 --> 00:39:30,062
What? It's top of the line.
613
00:39:30,229 --> 00:39:32,021
Look, it's basically
the same thing as an iPhone.
614
00:39:32,187 --> 00:39:33,437
You know, more people use Androids--
615
00:39:33,646 --> 00:39:35,312
Just call someone! We weren't judging.
616
00:39:35,479 --> 00:39:37,562
Yeah. Speak for yourself.
I definitely was.
617
00:39:37,771 --> 00:39:39,687
You've reached the
office of Martin Mayfair.
618
00:39:39,854 --> 00:39:41,771
Oh, shit. It's voice mail.
619
00:39:41,937 --> 00:39:44,229
- I'll try my mom.
- Okay.
620
00:39:44,396 --> 00:39:47,021
Um, sorry. How do I use this thing?
621
00:39:47,187 --> 00:39:48,354
Oh, shit!
622
00:39:48,562 --> 00:39:49,812
- Fireman's here.
- Salinger?
623
00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:50,937
Where's Officer Salinger?
624
00:39:51,104 --> 00:39:52,312
Help us! Please help us.
625
00:39:52,521 --> 00:39:53,396
Whoa. Oh, shit.
626
00:39:53,562 --> 00:39:55,771
Back away from the edge, kids.
627
00:39:55,979 --> 00:39:57,146
Back up. Back away from the edge.
628
00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:59,312
-Help us!
- Stay back.
629
00:40:01,979 --> 00:40:04,062
Just hang tight.
630
00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:05,437
♪ La-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪
631
00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:08,729
I'm coming. Stay back.
632
00:40:08,937 --> 00:40:11,729
♪ La-la-la ♪
633
00:40:12,854 --> 00:40:15,146
Whoa. Hey, hey, hey!
634
00:40:15,354 --> 00:40:17,062
Bye-bye.
635
00:40:17,271 --> 00:40:18,521
No. Wait. Oh!
636
00:40:43,146 --> 00:40:44,646
Hey!
637
00:40:58,104 --> 00:40:59,354
He's coming.
638
00:40:59,562 --> 00:41:01,937
They're following him.
639
00:41:02,146 --> 00:41:04,562
- We have to run.
- Where?
640
00:41:04,771 --> 00:41:06,396
I don't know,
but we're sitting ducks here.
641
00:41:09,437 --> 00:41:11,312
Oh, my God. Go.
642
00:41:11,479 --> 00:41:13,896
No. No!
643
00:41:24,062 --> 00:41:28,104
They're not trying to kill us.
They're trying to turn us.
644
00:41:28,271 --> 00:41:31,187
Oh, my God. This is actually happening.
645
00:41:31,396 --> 00:41:33,771
What's that?
646
00:41:37,687 --> 00:41:39,562
What the fuck?
647
00:41:43,479 --> 00:41:44,771
Holy.
648
00:41:48,979 --> 00:41:50,854
That ice cream's demonic.
649
00:41:51,021 --> 00:41:52,062
Either of you eat it?
650
00:41:52,271 --> 00:41:53,854
What? No. I'm lactose intolerant.
651
00:41:54,062 --> 00:41:55,562
More information than you needed.
652
00:41:55,729 --> 00:41:58,479
Wait. Sorry. Um,
what do you mean, "demonic"?
653
00:41:58,687 --> 00:42:00,312
Turns you evil. Did you eat it?
654
00:42:00,521 --> 00:42:01,646
I threw it up. I'm fine.
655
00:42:01,854 --> 00:42:03,062
How do we know we can trust you?
656
00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:05,146
I saw her puke, okay? She's fine.
657
00:42:05,312 --> 00:42:07,021
Wait. Were you spying on me?
658
00:42:07,229 --> 00:42:09,479
What? No, no. Of course not.
659
00:42:09,687 --> 00:42:11,396
Kind of, but, like, not in a creepy way.
660
00:42:11,604 --> 00:42:13,562
- I just randomly saw you.
- Jared, it's okay.
661
00:42:13,729 --> 00:42:15,146
I threw it up. I'm fine.
662
00:42:15,312 --> 00:42:16,521
I would have turned by now.
663
00:42:16,687 --> 00:42:18,604
Whatever. I'm keeping my eye on you.
664
00:42:18,771 --> 00:42:20,479
Okay. You know what?
Why don't you keep an eye
665
00:42:20,646 --> 00:42:22,896
on finding us a way out of here? Yeah.
666
00:42:23,104 --> 00:42:26,354
Wait. Lizzie.
667
00:42:49,187 --> 00:42:50,396
Mom!
668
00:42:52,271 --> 00:42:53,771
Mom?
669
00:42:55,271 --> 00:42:57,437
Help! Can somebody help me?
670
00:42:58,771 --> 00:43:00,771
What the fuck?
671
00:43:00,937 --> 00:43:01,896
Hey, Siri?
672
00:43:02,062 --> 00:43:03,812
Call Mom and Dad.
673
00:43:04,021 --> 00:43:06,854
Calling Mom and Dad, work.
674
00:43:08,437 --> 00:43:09,979
You've reached
the office of Martin Mayfair.
675
00:43:10,146 --> 00:43:12,021
Leave a message and I'll return your call.
676
00:43:15,146 --> 00:43:17,187
Hey, Siri? Call Fuckface.
677
00:43:17,354 --> 00:43:18,979
Calling Fuckface.
678
00:43:20,437 --> 00:43:22,479
Put that shit on silent.
679
00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:24,062
Shut up. It's Lizzie.
680
00:43:24,229 --> 00:43:25,687
Lizzie? Lizzie, oh my fucking God.
681
00:43:25,854 --> 00:43:27,271
The kids, they're killing the teachers.
682
00:43:27,437 --> 00:43:28,562
You have to get over here.
683
00:43:28,771 --> 00:43:31,771
I can't move my fucking arms.
Call an ambulance.
684
00:43:31,979 --> 00:43:33,687
- Wait. What?
- Can you call Mom and Dad?
685
00:43:33,896 --> 00:43:35,271
Or get a doctor!
686
00:43:35,479 --> 00:43:36,979
I tried them already. It's voice mail.
687
00:43:37,146 --> 00:43:38,562
Wait. Did you have ice cream?
688
00:43:38,771 --> 00:43:41,646
What? Last night, Skye and I had some.
689
00:43:41,812 --> 00:43:43,729
Jared, this is a fucking emergency!
690
00:43:43,937 --> 00:43:45,021
It's poison. It's fucking evil.
691
00:43:45,187 --> 00:43:46,229
You have to throw it up.
692
00:43:46,437 --> 00:43:48,646
Jared, I said I can't move
my fucking arms.
693
00:43:48,812 --> 00:43:50,312
I'm paralyzed.
694
00:43:50,479 --> 00:43:53,062
It probably paralyzes teens
or knocks you out.
695
00:43:53,271 --> 00:43:54,562
You have to throw it up.
696
00:43:54,771 --> 00:43:55,646
Tell her to use a toothbrush.
697
00:43:55,854 --> 00:43:57,104
Use a toothbrush.
698
00:43:57,312 --> 00:43:59,979
I heard her.
699
00:44:00,146 --> 00:44:02,687
Jared, you have to get out of there.
700
00:44:02,896 --> 00:44:05,354
I know. We're basically praying
they don't find us right now.
701
00:44:05,521 --> 00:44:06,812
What about the church?
702
00:44:06,979 --> 00:44:08,062
Why?
703
00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:09,854
No demon's going to hide out there.
704
00:44:10,021 --> 00:44:11,146
Grace Church.
705
00:44:11,312 --> 00:44:12,437
Nobody ever goes to the basement.
706
00:44:12,604 --> 00:44:14,437
If you try to get there, I can get you.
707
00:44:15,437 --> 00:44:16,354
Grace Church.
708
00:44:16,562 --> 00:44:17,604
Okay.
709
00:44:26,104 --> 00:44:27,562
Shit.
710
00:44:30,771 --> 00:44:31,937
Shit.
711
00:44:37,896 --> 00:44:39,104
Okay. Go. Just go.
712
00:44:39,312 --> 00:44:41,062
Go, go, go!
713
00:44:56,562 --> 00:44:59,271
Ugh.
714
00:45:56,854 --> 00:45:59,354
Don't be a fucking pussy. Just do it.
715
00:45:59,521 --> 00:46:02,479
You got this. Okay.
716
00:46:02,646 --> 00:46:03,604
Fuck!
717
00:46:23,854 --> 00:46:25,562
Hey!
718
00:46:25,771 --> 00:46:27,771
Hey. Get away from there.
719
00:46:41,354 --> 00:46:42,604
What the fuck? Fuck.
720
00:46:42,771 --> 00:46:44,979
Tell them to shut up!
721
00:46:45,187 --> 00:46:46,021
Shit.
722
00:46:54,771 --> 00:46:56,021
Mrs. Poole?
723
00:46:59,562 --> 00:47:00,604
Hello?
724
00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:04,896
Mrs. Poole?
725
00:47:16,354 --> 00:47:18,229
Penelope, what are you doing?
726
00:47:18,437 --> 00:47:19,896
Where's your mom?
727
00:47:21,146 --> 00:47:23,021
Penelope, we have to get
out of here. Come on.
728
00:47:26,104 --> 00:47:27,687
Penelope?
729
00:47:33,646 --> 00:47:35,687
Oh my God. Oh.
730
00:47:57,271 --> 00:48:00,354
Skye? Skye?
731
00:48:01,437 --> 00:48:05,062
Skye? Skye, wake up.
732
00:48:05,229 --> 00:48:06,312
Skye?
733
00:49:05,854 --> 00:49:07,604
I knew you'd come around.
734
00:49:19,104 --> 00:49:21,104
New phone. Who dis?
735
00:49:21,271 --> 00:49:22,771
Chris, stop fucking around.
736
00:49:22,937 --> 00:49:24,562
Help me. Kids are going fucking crazy.
737
00:49:24,729 --> 00:49:26,396
They're attacking.
738
00:49:26,562 --> 00:49:28,312
What are you talking about?
739
00:49:39,937 --> 00:49:41,604
Oh, shit!
740
00:49:42,812 --> 00:49:44,021
Shit.
741
00:49:47,146 --> 00:49:48,687
Oh my gosh. They're coming over.
742
00:49:48,896 --> 00:49:51,562
They'll fucking get in.
743
00:49:51,729 --> 00:49:53,854
They're coming over here.
744
00:49:54,021 --> 00:49:55,854
Yeah. Use that. Use that.
745
00:49:56,021 --> 00:49:57,562
Yeah. Why is it so fucking heavy?
746
00:49:57,729 --> 00:49:59,479
-Just shoot it.
- Do you need help?
747
00:49:59,687 --> 00:50:01,854
-Take the pin off.
-Take the pin out!
748
00:50:02,062 --> 00:50:04,104
What are you doing?
Take the pin out!
749
00:50:04,271 --> 00:50:05,979
Do you want me to do it or something?
750
00:50:06,146 --> 00:50:07,521
- Okay.
- Pull the pin!
751
00:50:07,729 --> 00:50:10,521
Did no one teach you how
to use a fire extinguisher?
752
00:50:16,479 --> 00:50:18,729
Oh my God! You did it!
753
00:50:20,937 --> 00:50:22,312
Go, go, go.
754
00:50:26,729 --> 00:50:28,312
Way to battle.
755
00:50:32,854 --> 00:50:34,479
Go, go, go.
756
00:50:40,021 --> 00:50:41,354
Oh my God. Get in, get in.
757
00:50:41,521 --> 00:50:42,687
Shit! It's locked.
758
00:50:42,854 --> 00:50:44,187
Open the door. What are you doing?
759
00:50:44,354 --> 00:50:47,021
I'm trying. The door is locked.
760
00:50:47,229 --> 00:50:49,937
Jesse!
761
00:50:50,146 --> 00:50:51,687
Oh.
762
00:50:56,312 --> 00:50:58,104
They're gonna break the glass.
763
00:50:58,271 --> 00:50:59,937
Oh, shit.
764
00:51:00,104 --> 00:51:01,562
Oh, my God.
765
00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:07,312
What's...
766
00:51:07,479 --> 00:51:09,396
What's that?
767
00:51:09,562 --> 00:51:11,604
- What the fuck is that?
- Oh, shit.
768
00:51:11,812 --> 00:51:13,479
The door! The door!
769
00:51:13,687 --> 00:51:14,937
Tie it off!
770
00:51:22,062 --> 00:51:23,021
We're trapped.
771
00:51:33,854 --> 00:51:35,437
Go, go, go.
772
00:51:43,604 --> 00:51:45,021
Tag. You're it.
773
00:51:53,604 --> 00:51:57,562
No! No, sweetie.
We do not bully. We do not--
774
00:52:00,646 --> 00:52:02,521
Okay. Right there,
on the other side of that fence,
775
00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:03,979
that's the path to Grace Church.
776
00:52:04,146 --> 00:52:05,187
We'll never make it.
777
00:52:05,396 --> 00:52:06,937
We can, we can,
778
00:52:07,104 --> 00:52:10,187
just as long as we make it
to that cop car.
779
00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:21,854
Oh, shoot. Jared, come on!
780
00:52:22,062 --> 00:52:23,771
I'm trying, it's these stupid shoelaces--
781
00:52:23,937 --> 00:52:25,562
I tried double-knotting them.
I tried triple-knotting--
782
00:52:25,771 --> 00:52:27,646
Dude, forget it! Just come on.
What are you doing?
783
00:52:27,854 --> 00:52:29,771
You're it. No take-backs.
784
00:52:29,937 --> 00:52:31,729
Oh, my--
785
00:52:31,937 --> 00:52:34,229
- What the fuck is this?
-Hurry up.
786
00:52:34,437 --> 00:52:36,354
Come on! You're going to get killed.
787
00:52:36,562 --> 00:52:39,062
Ha! Ha! Take that.
788
00:52:40,312 --> 00:52:41,687
You like that? Huh?
789
00:52:44,937 --> 00:52:46,396
Guys, guys? I'm a genius.
790
00:52:46,562 --> 00:52:47,396
This hand's like magic.
791
00:52:50,562 --> 00:52:52,854
No! No!
It's not what it looks like!
792
00:52:54,646 --> 00:52:56,521
-Come on. Go, go, go.
-Sorry.
793
00:53:04,354 --> 00:53:05,687
Holy fuck!
794
00:53:07,812 --> 00:53:09,021
Keep going. Keep going.
795
00:53:38,521 --> 00:53:40,937
Okay, okay, okay.
We have to make a break for it.
796
00:53:41,146 --> 00:53:43,146
- Just wait for them to clear out.
- Wait. There's too many of them.
797
00:53:43,312 --> 00:53:44,229
But it's the fastest way.
798
00:53:44,437 --> 00:53:46,104
I don't know. I think it's suicide.
799
00:53:46,312 --> 00:53:47,729
- We gotta find another way past them.
- We have to get to the church.
800
00:53:47,937 --> 00:53:50,854
Mia! Oh, my God.
801
00:53:51,021 --> 00:53:53,812
- Sebastian? Are you okay?
- I'm good.
802
00:53:53,979 --> 00:53:56,187
Mia, you okay?
803
00:53:57,979 --> 00:53:59,146
Ugh.
804
00:54:02,687 --> 00:54:03,812
Thanks.
805
00:54:04,021 --> 00:54:05,646
Yeah. No problem.
How'd you know how to do that?
806
00:54:05,854 --> 00:54:08,271
I'm a 12-year-old girl.
Of course I know how to make myself vomit.
807
00:54:08,437 --> 00:54:10,021
That's fucking dark. I like you.
808
00:54:10,187 --> 00:54:12,354
We got to go to the church. You ready?
809
00:54:12,521 --> 00:54:14,021
Go, go, go.
810
00:54:21,104 --> 00:54:21,979
Go.
811
00:54:27,187 --> 00:54:30,021
Oh, my God! What the hell?
812
00:54:43,021 --> 00:54:43,979
Go, go.
813
00:54:46,146 --> 00:54:47,354
Hold on. Hold on.
814
00:54:49,396 --> 00:54:50,354
I'm fucking stuck!
815
00:54:50,562 --> 00:54:51,562
What?
816
00:54:59,479 --> 00:55:02,396
Sebastian, come on!
817
00:55:02,604 --> 00:55:03,479
Don't let them change me!
818
00:55:06,646 --> 00:55:09,771
- Oh, my God.
- Sebastian!
819
00:55:11,687 --> 00:55:14,354
Run, run!
820
00:55:20,604 --> 00:55:22,604
So long, suckers.
821
00:55:44,896 --> 00:55:46,604
Oh, my God.
822
00:55:47,229 --> 00:55:48,687
Right over there.
823
00:56:11,354 --> 00:56:12,646
Okay.
824
00:56:31,354 --> 00:56:32,271
Guys?
825
00:56:33,521 --> 00:56:35,146
What?
826
00:56:37,104 --> 00:56:39,229
Why does a church need a walk-in freezer?
827
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,062
Maybe this is where they keep the bodies.
828
00:56:41,229 --> 00:56:42,271
What bodies?
829
00:56:42,437 --> 00:56:43,604
For funerals.
830
00:56:45,312 --> 00:56:47,812
The ice cream. It's in there.
831
00:56:48,021 --> 00:56:49,854
Not in his truck?
832
00:56:50,021 --> 00:56:51,687
Maybe he's got bigger plans.
833
00:57:01,104 --> 00:57:03,146
It's him.
834
00:57:09,187 --> 00:57:10,312
Fuck it.
835
00:57:17,979 --> 00:57:19,312
Oh, shit.
836
00:57:20,729 --> 00:57:21,937
It's all here.
837
00:57:22,146 --> 00:57:24,271
I told you. Let's melt his supply.
838
00:57:26,021 --> 00:57:28,229
Look for a plug or a switch.
839
00:57:40,729 --> 00:57:42,937
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah. Literally.
840
00:57:43,104 --> 00:57:45,812
I see a power switch right by him.
841
00:57:51,354 --> 00:57:54,229
Help... yourselves. Run.
842
00:57:54,396 --> 00:57:55,604
- He's telling us to run.
- We can't.
843
00:57:55,771 --> 00:57:56,979
The Ice Cream Man is right there.
844
00:57:57,187 --> 00:57:58,521
Door.
845
00:57:58,729 --> 00:58:00,604
Shit. No!
846
00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:04,812
Oh, my God. It's stuck!
We're going to die in here.
847
00:58:06,729 --> 00:58:07,979
At least we're going to heaven.
848
00:58:08,146 --> 00:58:10,187
Tommy, that's not even slightly funny.
849
00:58:10,354 --> 00:58:12,396
- It wasn't a joke.
- I can't get a signal,
850
00:58:12,604 --> 00:58:14,146
but Lizzie said she's coming here, so...
851
00:58:14,354 --> 00:58:15,729
Good thing we're in a walk-in freezer.
852
00:58:15,896 --> 00:58:18,937
That's where everyone going to church
looks first, Jared.
853
00:58:22,437 --> 00:58:23,896
Need a lift?
854
00:58:24,104 --> 00:58:25,937
Chris, get me down from here.
855
00:58:26,146 --> 00:58:27,562
Oh, so now you want to be seen with me?
856
00:58:27,771 --> 00:58:30,396
Ha-ha. Very funny.
Now, get me the fuck down.
857
00:58:30,604 --> 00:58:32,187
Only if you promise to not be a dick.
858
00:58:32,396 --> 00:58:34,729
Really? We're going to do this now?
859
00:58:36,437 --> 00:58:37,771
No better time.
860
00:58:38,729 --> 00:58:39,937
Fine, fine.
861
00:58:40,104 --> 00:58:43,479
Chris, I... I promise I won't be a dick.
862
00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:45,604
And if you get me the fuck out of this
863
00:58:45,812 --> 00:58:47,312
I might even consider
going to dinner with you,
864
00:58:47,479 --> 00:58:48,937
assuming that there's
any restaurants left.
865
00:58:49,104 --> 00:58:51,521
But first, can you just
get me the fuck down?
866
00:58:53,229 --> 00:58:54,521
Dinner and a movie.
867
00:58:55,646 --> 00:58:56,854
Dinner.
868
00:58:58,271 --> 00:59:00,312
Okay, fine. Both. Just get me down.
869
00:59:00,521 --> 00:59:02,062
Your terms are accepted.
870
00:59:09,896 --> 00:59:10,937
Come on! Jump.
871
00:59:15,687 --> 00:59:17,229
Nice wheels.
872
00:59:17,396 --> 00:59:19,354
I guess you really are an entrepreneur.
873
00:59:19,521 --> 00:59:20,687
I told you so.
874
00:59:20,896 --> 00:59:23,646
I can even buy a movie ticket now.
875
00:59:23,812 --> 00:59:25,146
Where we going?
876
00:59:25,354 --> 00:59:27,396
The church. Jared's hiding out there.
877
00:59:27,562 --> 00:59:29,354
Okay. Let's go.
878
00:59:36,479 --> 00:59:37,854
This is my fault.
879
00:59:38,021 --> 00:59:39,229
All of it.
880
00:59:39,396 --> 00:59:40,812
How's this on you?
881
00:59:42,562 --> 00:59:45,312
I know who the Ice Cream Man is.
882
00:59:45,854 --> 00:59:47,062
In a way,
883
00:59:47,521 --> 00:59:48,729
I created him.
884
00:59:48,937 --> 00:59:51,229
- What?
- Why would you create that?
885
00:59:51,896 --> 00:59:54,937
I mean, I'm part of something
that caused all of this.
886
00:59:55,146 --> 00:59:57,104
Who is the Ice Cream Man?
887
00:59:57,937 --> 01:00:00,812
His name was Jonathan Smiley.
888
01:00:02,896 --> 01:00:04,312
He drove a truck.
889
01:00:07,396 --> 01:00:09,771
No one knew his real name or his past,
890
01:00:09,937 --> 01:00:12,146
but he spoke with a foreign accent,
891
01:00:12,312 --> 01:00:15,104
so we figured he came from
someplace war-torn.
892
01:00:19,437 --> 01:00:22,146
All he wanted was to make kids happy
893
01:00:22,354 --> 01:00:23,771
with his ice cream.
894
01:00:26,062 --> 01:00:28,896
Children are very trusting of adults,
895
01:00:29,312 --> 01:00:33,104
especially adults
in positions of authority,
896
01:00:33,729 --> 01:00:34,979
in uniform,
897
01:00:35,729 --> 01:00:38,812
teachers, religious figures.
898
01:00:39,812 --> 01:00:41,812
And there are those adults
899
01:00:42,729 --> 01:00:46,271
that would take advantage of that trust.
900
01:00:48,062 --> 01:00:49,896
What did the Ice Cream Man do?
901
01:00:50,062 --> 01:00:52,896
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
902
01:00:54,104 --> 01:00:56,521
But he was blamed
for the crimes of another.
903
01:00:58,146 --> 01:01:01,021
Horrible, unspeakable crimes.
904
01:01:10,437 --> 01:01:11,979
I was a young priest.
905
01:01:12,146 --> 01:01:15,854
I tried to speak out,
but I was silenced by those more powerful.
906
01:01:17,229 --> 01:01:19,437
The scandal was too great.
907
01:01:20,146 --> 01:01:22,396
Rumors spread, small town.
908
01:01:22,562 --> 01:01:24,146
Something had to be done.
909
01:01:25,229 --> 01:01:28,396
It was decided to put the blame
910
01:01:28,562 --> 01:01:31,021
on someone disposable.
911
01:01:32,604 --> 01:01:34,479
The Ice Cream Man.
912
01:01:34,687 --> 01:01:37,396
One lawyer went after him.
913
01:01:38,729 --> 01:01:41,104
He made all the kids lie in court.
914
01:01:42,437 --> 01:01:46,437
All the children testified
against the Ice Cream Man.
915
01:01:47,312 --> 01:01:49,312
The adults fed them lies,
916
01:01:49,479 --> 01:01:52,437
and they regurgitated
those lies on the stand.
917
01:01:56,729 --> 01:01:59,271
What was the lawyer's name?
918
01:02:00,229 --> 01:02:02,271
There is a special place in hell
919
01:02:02,437 --> 01:02:04,437
for men like Milton...
920
01:02:05,354 --> 01:02:06,604
...Mayfair.
921
01:02:09,354 --> 01:02:10,729
That's my grandpa.
922
01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:13,562
It's okay.
923
01:02:15,771 --> 01:02:17,396
Wait. You still haven't told us
924
01:02:17,562 --> 01:02:19,479
how he's able to do this.
925
01:02:20,104 --> 01:02:21,687
When he was in jail,
926
01:02:22,187 --> 01:02:23,646
someone came to visit him.
927
01:02:24,937 --> 01:02:27,146
He said he was a lawyer,
928
01:02:27,312 --> 01:02:30,687
but every word out of his mouth was a lie
929
01:02:30,896 --> 01:02:32,562
except for one promise.
930
01:02:32,771 --> 01:02:34,104
By my hand...
931
01:02:34,271 --> 01:02:36,396
That he would help
the Ice Cream Man
932
01:02:36,604 --> 01:02:38,312
get his revenge on the town.
933
01:02:42,021 --> 01:02:43,896
He was a necromancer,
934
01:02:44,521 --> 01:02:47,562
someone who raises the dead for a price.
935
01:02:49,021 --> 01:02:52,979
For the Ice Cream Man's soul
in exchange for his revenge.
936
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,562
The necromancer promised
937
01:02:56,729 --> 01:02:58,687
that he would bring him back
with special powers
938
01:02:58,896 --> 01:03:02,437
once the kids had grown into adults.
939
01:03:02,604 --> 01:03:04,896
When the town had long forgotten
940
01:03:05,062 --> 01:03:06,354
what they'd done,
941
01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:09,521
the Ice Cream Man would remind them.
942
01:03:12,979 --> 01:03:14,854
The next day, they found him
943
01:03:15,062 --> 01:03:16,771
dead in his cell.
944
01:03:19,479 --> 01:03:20,896
They decided to bury him
945
01:03:21,062 --> 01:03:24,479
in an unmarked grave
by the sap of the river.
946
01:03:26,062 --> 01:03:28,812
To resurrect him,
the necromancer took his place.
947
01:03:31,187 --> 01:03:33,062
He's lying there now.
948
01:03:35,062 --> 01:03:37,146
How do we stop the Ice Cream Man,
949
01:03:37,312 --> 01:03:38,771
if we ever get out of here?
950
01:03:38,979 --> 01:03:40,771
Kill the necromancer,
951
01:03:41,771 --> 01:03:43,646
the Ice Cream Man dies with him.
952
01:03:44,146 --> 01:03:46,646
So, all we have to do
is kill the necromancer?
953
01:03:46,812 --> 01:03:48,646
But he's not alone.
954
01:03:48,854 --> 01:03:50,687
He lies with a siren,
955
01:03:50,854 --> 01:03:52,937
who will alert him if anyone attacks.
956
01:03:53,604 --> 01:03:55,604
So, then, all we have to do
is kill the siren,
957
01:03:55,771 --> 01:03:57,479
and then kill the necromancer.
958
01:03:57,646 --> 01:03:58,687
You can't just kill him.
959
01:03:59,229 --> 01:04:01,062
You have to cut his head off.
960
01:04:01,271 --> 01:04:03,354
Okay. So, we kill the siren,
then we cut his head off.
961
01:04:03,521 --> 01:04:05,187
- Yes.
- Okay.
962
01:04:05,396 --> 01:04:06,979
But you must not look at him.
963
01:04:07,146 --> 01:04:09,104
The necromancer can still seduce,
964
01:04:09,312 --> 01:04:11,062
even decapitated.
965
01:04:11,229 --> 01:04:13,062
Hang on. We killed the siren,
966
01:04:13,229 --> 01:04:16,229
and then decapitated the necromancer,
but we can't even look at him?
967
01:04:16,396 --> 01:04:18,812
Wait. This is a lot.
How would we kill him if we can't--
968
01:04:18,979 --> 01:04:21,687
You kill the siren.
You cut the necromancer's head off.
969
01:04:21,854 --> 01:04:23,312
He'll be wearing a ceremonial cloak.
970
01:04:23,479 --> 01:04:25,937
Do not remove the hood.
Find the Ice Cream Man.
971
01:04:26,104 --> 01:04:27,312
Remove the hood.
972
01:04:27,479 --> 01:04:30,354
Make the Ice Cream Man
look into the necromancer's eyes.
973
01:04:30,521 --> 01:04:31,604
That will kill him.
974
01:04:32,604 --> 01:04:34,229
Wait. What about the kids?
975
01:04:34,437 --> 01:04:35,771
Do they just die?
976
01:04:36,937 --> 01:04:38,562
The cursed children will sleep
977
01:04:38,729 --> 01:04:41,437
and when they awake,
they'll remember none of this.
978
01:04:42,896 --> 01:04:44,896
Hide. I'll distract the Ice Cream Man.
979
01:04:45,062 --> 01:04:46,729
When he comes for me, you lock the door.
980
01:04:49,396 --> 01:04:51,312
Saving you three
is my only chance at salvation.
981
01:04:51,479 --> 01:04:52,479
Now, hide!
982
01:05:00,937 --> 01:05:02,646
Ecce Crucem Domini.
983
01:05:03,729 --> 01:05:06,771
Fugite partes adversae.
984
01:05:07,312 --> 01:05:10,812
Vicit Leo... Radix Juda.
985
01:05:11,021 --> 01:05:12,229
Alleluia.
986
01:05:13,271 --> 01:05:15,187
Alleluia, alleluia!
987
01:05:18,604 --> 01:05:19,771
Alleluia!
988
01:05:23,229 --> 01:05:24,104
Fuck. Go!
989
01:05:24,271 --> 01:05:26,396
This way. Come on.
990
01:05:31,854 --> 01:05:33,187
Where is everyone?
991
01:05:36,646 --> 01:05:39,062
-Hello?
-Hello?
992
01:05:40,229 --> 01:05:41,687
Anyone here?
993
01:05:44,479 --> 01:05:45,479
Holy...
994
01:05:50,896 --> 01:05:51,854
-Jared?
- Lizzie!
995
01:05:52,062 --> 01:05:53,729
-Jared.
- Oh, my God.
996
01:05:56,146 --> 01:05:57,354
Told you she'd come back to me.
997
01:05:58,521 --> 01:06:00,312
- Really, Chris?
-Oh, shit.
998
01:06:05,187 --> 01:06:06,937
Looks like Roger got his bell rung.
999
01:06:10,354 --> 01:06:11,562
He had this bell.
1000
01:06:11,771 --> 01:06:12,687
Chris!
1001
01:06:13,562 --> 01:06:15,687
- Did you get Mom and Dad?
- Voice mail.
1002
01:06:15,896 --> 01:06:17,229
There's no answer at their offices.
1003
01:06:17,396 --> 01:06:19,062
Well, how about
we get the fuck out of here
1004
01:06:19,229 --> 01:06:20,687
and call them on the way?
1005
01:06:20,854 --> 01:06:22,604
- We're going to the cemetery.
- Fuckin' A, right?
1006
01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:24,146
We're all gonna be in
the cemetery if we don't
1007
01:06:24,312 --> 01:06:26,312
- get the fuck out of here.
- No. We know how to stop him.
1008
01:06:26,521 --> 01:06:29,062
- Let's just--
- Wait. Wait. Where's Tommy?
1009
01:06:29,229 --> 01:06:32,521
- Tommy? Tommy!
- Tommy?
1010
01:06:32,687 --> 01:06:34,521
Would you help with this shit?
1011
01:06:35,604 --> 01:06:36,437
What the fuck?
1012
01:06:36,604 --> 01:06:38,729
Are you going gold prospecting
in the Old West or something?
1013
01:06:38,896 --> 01:06:42,562
You want to dig up a grave
with your bare hands, be my guest.
1014
01:06:45,896 --> 01:06:47,771
Guess we're going to dig up a grave.
1015
01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:07,229
Where is everyone?
1016
01:07:07,396 --> 01:07:09,854
Adults are hiding or dead.
1017
01:07:10,062 --> 01:07:12,146
Teens who ate it are in some kind of coma.
1018
01:07:12,354 --> 01:07:13,687
Kids are missing.
1019
01:07:13,854 --> 01:07:16,604
Did the priest know why
the Ice Cream Man is doing this?
1020
01:07:16,771 --> 01:07:18,812
Yeah. It has to do with Grandpa Milton.
1021
01:07:19,479 --> 01:07:21,979
He made all the kids
lie in court to put him away.
1022
01:07:22,479 --> 01:07:24,729
I guess this is his revenge.
1023
01:07:24,896 --> 01:07:27,562
Mom and Dad, they testified, too.
1024
01:07:28,104 --> 01:07:28,979
Yeah.
1025
01:07:29,604 --> 01:07:32,021
I told you being a lawyer
was a fucking family curse.
1026
01:07:34,271 --> 01:07:37,229
Chris, it looks like she needs help.
1027
01:07:37,812 --> 01:07:39,354
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
1028
01:07:39,562 --> 01:07:43,937
I killed him! I killed him!
1029
01:07:46,937 --> 01:07:48,187
Do you want a ride?
1030
01:07:50,562 --> 01:07:51,729
Chris, go!
1031
01:07:51,937 --> 01:07:53,562
- I killed him!
- Chris, go!
1032
01:07:57,479 --> 01:07:58,979
Sorry, lady.
1033
01:08:35,646 --> 01:08:36,979
How are we supposed to find it?
1034
01:08:37,521 --> 01:08:38,937
It's an unmarked grave.
1035
01:08:39,104 --> 01:08:40,562
There's thousands of them.
1036
01:08:42,521 --> 01:08:44,771
Wait. What did he say about
1037
01:08:44,979 --> 01:08:46,854
"by the sap of the river"?
1038
01:08:47,062 --> 01:08:48,312
Well, there's a river maple.
1039
01:08:48,479 --> 01:08:49,937
Those things have a ton of sap.
1040
01:08:50,104 --> 01:08:51,812
Fucking pain in the ass to prune.
1041
01:08:51,979 --> 01:08:53,812
They can ruin a chainsaw.
1042
01:08:56,354 --> 01:08:57,354
What?
1043
01:08:58,312 --> 01:09:00,937
I take back what I said
about you being a total retard.
1044
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:02,437
When did you ever say that?
1045
01:09:02,604 --> 01:09:03,979
Well, I've said it, like, a zillion times.
1046
01:09:04,146 --> 01:09:05,062
Just never to your face.
1047
01:09:05,229 --> 01:09:06,187
I think her exact words
1048
01:09:06,396 --> 01:09:07,687
were "a touch of the 'tism."
1049
01:09:08,271 --> 01:09:10,854
Guys, could we please focus
on finding this river maple?
1050
01:09:11,062 --> 01:09:12,646
Oh! I see one.
1051
01:09:13,562 --> 01:09:14,646
There.
1052
01:09:43,646 --> 01:09:45,146
- Chris?
- Backing up.
1053
01:09:45,354 --> 01:09:46,354
Bad idea!
1054
01:09:51,229 --> 01:09:52,896
They're surrounding us!
1055
01:09:53,104 --> 01:09:54,396
Ya don't say...
1056
01:09:57,937 --> 01:09:59,937
They're getting closer!
They're getting closer!
1057
01:10:00,146 --> 01:10:01,771
Oh, my gosh...
1058
01:10:01,979 --> 01:10:02,896
Chris!
1059
01:10:03,104 --> 01:10:04,937
- Hit it!
- Fuck it!
1060
01:10:07,187 --> 01:10:08,937
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1061
01:10:18,729 --> 01:10:19,687
Holy shit!
1062
01:10:21,146 --> 01:10:22,437
Stop the fucking car!
1063
01:10:22,646 --> 01:10:23,729
Okay! Okay!
1064
01:10:28,854 --> 01:10:30,396
Find the grave! I'll distract him!
1065
01:10:30,604 --> 01:10:32,187
- Chris, I wanted to--
- Go! Help them!
1066
01:10:32,396 --> 01:10:34,187
Remember, river Maple, leaking sap.
1067
01:10:39,271 --> 01:10:41,521
You're brilliant. Be safe.
1068
01:10:46,271 --> 01:10:47,479
Fuck yeah.
1069
01:11:17,854 --> 01:11:19,604
What are you doing?
1070
01:11:29,937 --> 01:11:30,979
I see it!
1071
01:11:38,937 --> 01:11:40,271
This one?
1072
01:11:40,437 --> 01:11:41,354
Pretty sure.
1073
01:11:42,396 --> 01:11:44,104
Not a good time to be wrong.
1074
01:11:44,271 --> 01:11:46,396
There's no grass.
This has got to be it.
1075
01:11:58,521 --> 01:12:00,062
What the fuck?
1076
01:12:02,479 --> 01:12:06,229
Are you fucking kidding me?!
What the fuck?!
1077
01:12:07,646 --> 01:12:09,229
Get off my fucking truck!
1078
01:12:10,437 --> 01:12:11,479
Oh my God!
1079
01:12:11,687 --> 01:12:13,229
You're fucking disgusting!
1080
01:12:13,437 --> 01:12:14,687
Fuck!
1081
01:12:14,896 --> 01:12:17,771
Ugh!
1082
01:12:21,187 --> 01:12:22,354
Come on!
1083
01:12:22,562 --> 01:12:24,604
I just got it detailed!
1084
01:12:26,312 --> 01:12:28,146
Fucking kids!
1085
01:12:35,062 --> 01:12:37,562
Holy shit...
1086
01:12:37,771 --> 01:12:40,187
All right... Okay. I'll do it.
1087
01:12:40,354 --> 01:12:41,354
No.
1088
01:12:42,396 --> 01:12:43,521
My family started this.
1089
01:12:43,979 --> 01:12:45,729
We're going to end it.
1090
01:12:46,271 --> 01:12:47,854
Hey, guys. I need your help.
1091
01:12:48,021 --> 01:12:50,021
- On the count of three.
-Okay...
1092
01:12:50,187 --> 01:12:51,104
One...
1093
01:12:51,312 --> 01:12:52,896
- Two...
- Jared, wait!
1094
01:12:53,104 --> 01:12:54,271
Don't do it. It's a trap.
1095
01:12:54,437 --> 01:12:56,229
Elliott? What happened?
1096
01:12:56,396 --> 01:12:58,979
It wore off.
Not all of his ice cream works.
1097
01:12:59,187 --> 01:13:00,146
He set a trap for you.
1098
01:13:00,312 --> 01:13:01,896
Don't listen. That's not Elliott!
1099
01:13:02,062 --> 01:13:04,312
- Come on, of course it's me.
- Everything that comes out
1100
01:13:04,521 --> 01:13:07,187
of the Necromancer's mouth is a lie.
Don't trust him.
1101
01:13:07,354 --> 01:13:08,729
Jared, that's dangerous.
1102
01:13:08,937 --> 01:13:10,646
Lizzie, make him listen.
1103
01:13:10,812 --> 01:13:12,687
If we run... where are we going?
1104
01:13:12,854 --> 01:13:13,896
We're getting out of here.
1105
01:13:14,062 --> 01:13:15,896
I know. But how?
1106
01:13:16,062 --> 01:13:18,271
Just trust me. You gotta come with me.
1107
01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:19,646
Before he gets back.
1108
01:13:19,854 --> 01:13:21,854
I will, if you tell me one thing.
1109
01:13:22,021 --> 01:13:23,021
Anything.
1110
01:13:23,229 --> 01:13:24,479
Come on.
1111
01:13:24,854 --> 01:13:27,604
What did you call me yesterday
when I caught that fly and won the game.
1112
01:13:28,229 --> 01:13:29,771
I called you Jarhead.
1113
01:13:33,979 --> 01:13:35,021
I blew the game, Elliott.
1114
01:13:37,937 --> 01:13:39,771
Just like you blew it now.
1115
01:13:40,812 --> 01:13:42,229
Don't come near him!
1116
01:13:42,437 --> 01:13:43,854
I don't have to.
1117
01:13:46,187 --> 01:13:47,229
Mia!
1118
01:14:35,562 --> 01:14:36,854
Chris!
1119
01:14:37,021 --> 01:14:38,229
Chris! Help us!
1120
01:14:40,521 --> 01:14:41,854
Dig!
1121
01:14:50,562 --> 01:14:52,271
Holy shit.
1122
01:15:03,437 --> 01:15:04,771
Lizzie, the pickaxe!
1123
01:15:07,146 --> 01:15:08,062
Alright kid...
1124
01:15:08,271 --> 01:15:09,271
Let's do it.
1125
01:15:13,521 --> 01:15:15,521
Chris!
1126
01:15:15,729 --> 01:15:16,854
Chris!
1127
01:15:18,437 --> 01:15:20,521
- Just fucking kill him!
- Fuck it!
1128
01:15:32,062 --> 01:15:35,062
It's so tasty, Tommy. You should try some.
1129
01:15:35,771 --> 01:15:37,271
Mia... No.
1130
01:15:37,479 --> 01:15:38,687
We were wrong.
1131
01:15:38,854 --> 01:15:40,604
It's the adults we can't trust.
1132
01:15:44,562 --> 01:15:46,854
The Ice Cream Man was right.
1133
01:15:47,062 --> 01:15:49,354
He's the only one protecting us.
1134
01:15:49,562 --> 01:15:51,187
He's giving us powers.
1135
01:15:51,354 --> 01:15:53,396
Powers to fight them.
1136
01:15:58,021 --> 01:16:00,229
He's so peaceful, Tommy.
1137
01:16:02,021 --> 01:16:03,521
He loves us.
1138
01:16:27,187 --> 01:16:31,229
♪ I left my wife in the month of May
A risselty-rosselty now-now-now ♪
1139
01:16:31,396 --> 01:16:32,937
♪ She killed a squirrel
and baked a souffle ♪
1140
01:16:33,146 --> 01:16:34,729
♪ A risselty-rosselty... ♪
1141
01:16:34,896 --> 01:16:37,187
Jared! Jared, wait!
1142
01:16:37,396 --> 01:16:38,312
Don't look...
1143
01:16:38,479 --> 01:16:39,521
I'm going to kill him!
1144
01:16:39,729 --> 01:16:40,937
Don't do it!
1145
01:16:41,146 --> 01:16:42,146
Why?
1146
01:16:42,312 --> 01:16:44,354
Tommy! Don't look at it!
1147
01:17:13,312 --> 01:17:15,854
I'm sorry, Tommy.
1148
01:17:47,771 --> 01:17:50,896
Every word out
of his mouth was a lie,
1149
01:17:51,062 --> 01:17:53,771
except for one promise.
1150
01:17:55,021 --> 01:17:56,896
The Ice Cream Man's soul...
1151
01:17:57,979 --> 01:18:00,354
in exchange for his revenge.
1152
01:18:55,229 --> 01:18:58,146
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
1153
01:18:58,312 --> 01:19:00,687
♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
1154
01:19:01,354 --> 01:19:03,437
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
1155
01:19:03,604 --> 01:19:07,312
♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
1156
01:19:07,479 --> 01:19:10,312
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
1157
01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:13,437
♪ Ringa-ding-dong ♪
1158
01:19:13,604 --> 01:19:15,521
♪ Ringa-ding-ding ♪
1159
01:19:15,687 --> 01:19:19,021
♪ It's the ice cream song ♪
1160
01:19:28,062 --> 01:19:29,562
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1161
01:19:29,729 --> 01:19:31,812
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1162
01:19:32,021 --> 01:19:33,521
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1163
01:19:33,687 --> 01:19:35,729
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1164
01:19:35,937 --> 01:19:37,479
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1165
01:19:37,646 --> 01:19:39,687
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1166
01:19:39,896 --> 01:19:41,396
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1167
01:19:41,562 --> 01:19:43,604
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1168
01:19:43,812 --> 01:19:45,312
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1169
01:19:45,479 --> 01:19:47,562
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1170
01:19:47,771 --> 01:19:49,312
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1171
01:19:49,479 --> 01:19:51,479
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1172
01:19:51,687 --> 01:19:53,604
♪ Yeah... ♪
1173
01:19:55,646 --> 01:19:57,562
♪ Ice Cream Man ♪
1174
01:20:23,187 --> 01:20:24,771
Hi, kids.
1175
01:20:24,937 --> 01:20:26,896
Would you like some ice cream?
1176
01:20:38,896 --> 01:20:40,479
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1177
01:20:40,646 --> 01:20:42,646
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1178
01:20:42,854 --> 01:20:44,396
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1179
01:20:44,562 --> 01:20:46,562
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1180
01:20:46,771 --> 01:20:48,354
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1181
01:20:48,521 --> 01:20:50,521
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1182
01:20:50,729 --> 01:20:52,229
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1183
01:20:52,396 --> 01:20:54,437
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1184
01:20:54,646 --> 01:20:56,229
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1185
01:20:56,396 --> 01:20:58,396
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1186
01:20:58,604 --> 01:21:00,187
♪ You scream, I scream ♪
1187
01:21:00,354 --> 01:21:02,312
♪ We scream, ice cream ♪
1188
01:21:02,521 --> 01:21:06,229
♪ Yeah ♪
1189
01:21:06,437 --> 01:21:10,187
♪ Ice Cream Man ♪