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MAX BIALYSTOK
THEATER PRODUCER
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Come on.
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Don't forget the check.
We can't make games without checks.
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Don't worry, you dirty young man.
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- We said goodbye.
- Bye.
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Bye.
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Ugly acuz.
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Hug me, touch me.
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Hug me, touch me.
Hug me, touch me.
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Hug me, touch me.
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Hug me, touch me!
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Darling.
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Wrap me. Touch me.
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Not on the landing.
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It's here somewhere, I know.
I wonder where he hid?
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Where are you?
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Where are you, devil woman?
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It belongs to whoever found it.
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Look, I'm coming, whether you're ready or not.
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There you are, you little playboy.
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What happened?
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Doesn't his father want to play with his baby?
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I think your father's neck was broken.
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You are such a baby!
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Meow!
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Meow!
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I wonder where Tom is tonight?
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I...
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Oh, Bialy, Bialy, darling.
Did I hurt you?
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- Just a little scratch on my lamb chops.
- Don't say...
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Don't worry, honey.
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I'll kiss it, it will pass immediately.
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Mr. Bialystock. Mr. Bialystock?
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How are you?
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My god.
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So...
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So, excuse me.
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I guess you meant "moon"?
Say "oops" and go out!
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Not "a-a-a-a". "Month!"
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Month!
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I have no tolerance for voyeurs.
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right across from my bedroom
There is one of these in the apartment.
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I swear, the man took his binoculars for a moment.
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It doesn't separate from me.
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-Are you better?
- Yes.
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Good morning my baby.
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Let's just have fun.
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Now...
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I will be the innocent little milkmaid,
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You too will be the naughty stable boy.
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This milk is very heavy.
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I won't be able to go home.
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Help me, help me.
Can someone help me?
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- Help!
- Stop. We can't play today.
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- I have a lot of appointments.
- Can't we play today?
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Thursday! Thursday!
We play on Thursday.
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We play "The Countess and the Chauffeur".
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- Oh, my favorite!
- See you on Thursday contessa mia.
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Contessa mia.
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No, Bialy, Bialy, please, just a little bit.
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A little.
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Money. I need money.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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The Countess and the Chauffeur.
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So the Count hired you this morning, Rudolfo?
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Don't take your eyes off the road.
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I can't take my eyes off you!
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While you're driving me crazy
How can I drive? I'm on fire!
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Rudolfo, you impudent pig.
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Pull over.
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That's enough. OK, that's enough.
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We'll do the rest on Thursday.
Come on my beautiful girl.
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Let me give you your bag and gloves.
See you Thursday.
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Thursday.
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See you Thursday, you cheeky bitch.
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- Hug me, touch me.
- Thursday. Thursday.
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Then the Countess and Rudolfo
We'll finish it, right?
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First thing on Thursday.
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After that "Abduction and
We do "The Terrible Rape of Lucretia".
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I will be Lucretia.
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I would also be raped. Thursday. Great.
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Lucretia, you forgot the check.
We can't make games without checks.
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Certainly. Luckily he was with me.
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Is it ok? I stated cash.
You didn't tell me the name of the game.
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Good morning my baby. Good morning my baby. Beautiful. Beautiful.
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Thursday. Thursday.
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Goodbye, my long-breathed dove.
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Bye.
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Goodbye.
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Whose signature is on the rental agreement?
He also pays the rent.
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This is the law.
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This is theft! a poor man
How do you get the last penny out of your pocket?
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As a property owner, I have to.
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Lord, hear my cry.
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Destroy it. It is dragging the country into disaster.
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Don't listen to him, he's crazy.
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This did not happen. I must make another call.
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Month?
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Who are you? What do you want?
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Why are you wandering around on the landing?
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Speak up, are you stupid!
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- Why don't you talk?
- I'm scared, I can't speak.
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Alright.
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Pull yourself together.
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Take a deep breath.
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Release slowly.
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Now tell me, who are you?
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I'm Leo Bloom. I am an accountant.
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I come from Whitehall and Marx.
I was sent to keep your ledger.
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Because I caught you with the old lady
excuse me.
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Because you "got in trouble with the old lady"?
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Come in, Mr. Kibarcik.
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So you are an accountant.
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- Like that.
- Then be accountable!
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Do you believe in God?
Do you believe in gold?
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Why do you love women's dresses?
Isn't it kinky?
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Anyway, never mind.
You do the calculations. The notebooks are here.
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In the top drawer.
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Let me take your jacket.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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How can you condemn me without knowing the facts!
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- Mr. Bialystock...
- Shut up! I didn't ask for your opinion anyway!
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How humiliating.
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Max Bialystock.
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Max Bialystock.
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Do you know who I was?
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I was Max Bialystock, the King of Broadway!
I would put six plays on stage!
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Lunches at Delmonico's.
$200 suits.
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Do you see? Once upon a time in this
There was a pearl as big as your eye!
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Look at me now! Look!
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I wear a cardboard belt.
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Nice investor
He fell at my feet and begged,
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their money to a Max Bialystock
to put into your production.
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Just look at current investors.
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Voilà! Before going to the cemetery
To experience one last excitement
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Stopping by Max Bialystock's office
dozens of tiny old women.
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This disgusting, pity-filled look
with a look of great respect
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You have exactly ten seconds to translate.
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One, two...
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Come on, do your accounting book.
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Don't miss it, sir.
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The windows are so dirty, is it night outside?
I can't tell if it's daytime or not.
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That's it! The brave man's property is in the public square!
Show us!
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Ahem, ahem...
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Ahem!
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I guess those cartoon voices
You're taking it out to get my attention.
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Am I right in my assumption?
Fish-faced public enemy?
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I hurt your feelings.
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Beautiful! What was it?
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Can we talk to you for a minute?
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Get started. You have 58 seconds.
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I looked at your accounts.
I noticed this in the columns...
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You have 48 seconds left. Hurry up.
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- I looked at your accounts, it's like...
- 28 seconds. You're running out of time.
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Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock...
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Mr. Bialystock,
I can't work under these conditions!
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You make me incredibly nervous!
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- What is that, a tissue?
- What? It is nothing.
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If it's nothing, why can't I see it?
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My blanket! My blue blanket!
Give me back my blue blanket!
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Oh no! You...
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Here you go, okay...
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Calm down, calm down...
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Sorry.
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people's blue blanket
I don't like his touch.
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It's just a trivial situation that forces me.
I can handle it if I want.
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From my blanket since I was a baby
I didn't leave and...
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It soothes me.
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They are coming here. They're all coming here.
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- How do they find me?
- Can we talk?
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Of course, Prince Myshkin.
What can we do for you?
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This is not the time to be frivolous.
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Mr. Bialystock, your last game
I found a serious error in your calculations.
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Where? What was it?
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By supporter list
You collected 60 thousand dollars
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But the game only cost 58 thousand.
So there's two thousand dollars missing.
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I went to the Turkish bath, what is it?
The game is already screwed!
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What difference does it make?
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"What difference does it make"? This is fraud!
If they find out, you could go to jail.
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Who will learn? Less than two thousand dollars.
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decimal sign
Move it two or three digits.
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You can do it, you are an accountant.
What a noble profession it is...
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"Accounting" is your professional title!
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- It would be cheating.
- What does it matter!
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It's charity work.
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Bloom, look at me.
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Look at me Bloom!
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Bloom, I'm drowning.
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Others sailed away,
Bialystock crashed into the cliff.
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Bloom, I'm going down.
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demanding success
A society is sinking me,
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However, all I can offer is failure.
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Bloom, I confide my troubles to you.
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Don't send me to prison.
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Help!
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Help me, help me Bloom.
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Help.
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OK, I will. I will!
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- I knew I could deceive you.
- Okay, okay. What?
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Nothing. You help me.
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Alright. Let's see... Two thousand dollars.
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Two thousand dollars.
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Not much.
I'm sure I can hide it somewhere.
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Ultimately, the Internal Revenue Service failed
He is not interested in a game that has already happened.
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Yes, exactly. Well said. You solved it.
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I am tired. I'm going to take a nap.
If there is a fire, you will wake up.
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Let's see...
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What happens if we add these? Ten, four...
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Awesome.
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Absolutely awesome.
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Under the right conditions
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When a producer fails
can earn more money.
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Yes, it is quite possible.
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Because the game will fail
If he were sure, he could make a fortune!
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- Yes?
- Yes what?
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- Finish your speech.
- What was I saying?
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Under the right conditions, a producer
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in case of failure
You said you could earn more.
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Yes, it is quite possible.
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We understood that
You don't say how it will happen.
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How can a producer fail?
Can he earn more?
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Actually it's just
It looks at the creativity of the accountant.
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Let's say you are not an honest person.
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- Farzimuhal...
- It's very easy.
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You collect more money than you need.
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How?
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You already did this
but you did it on a small scale.
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What have I done?
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More than you need for your last game
You collected two thousand more.
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So what? What did I get? My belt is cardboard!
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Here's the mistake. You didn't make it to the end.
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If you took the crime to the end
You could raise 1 million.
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But it's up to me to make the game
It cost 60 thousand dollars.
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- How long did you play?
- One night. - At work!
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Do you understand what I mean?
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Collects 1 million dollars,
After the 60 thousand loss, you would get the rest.
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- What if the game was successful?
- Then you would go to jail.
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When the game is successful, your supporters
you need to pay,
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With so many supporters
How can you make enough profit?
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So for this plan to work
We need a game that will sink.
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- What plan?
- "What plan"?
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Your plan, goddamn little genius!
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I didn't say plan or anything.
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A little academic accounting theory
I mentioned. It was just an idea.
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Bloom, the world is filled with such ideas.
His face turns for the sake of water.
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Don't you see, Bloom?
My dear Bloom.
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It's very simple.
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The first step is sure to sink,
find the worst game.
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Step two, raise $1 million.
There are many other old women.
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Step three, open the accounting ledger,
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Create a fake supporter list.
One for the government, one for us.
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You can do. You are a wizard.
Step four, expand to Broadway.
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Before moving on to "step five"
Close the Broadway phase.
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Step six, take the $1 million
Head to Rio de Janeiro!
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- I am an honest man, you don't understand.
- No Bloom, you're the one who doesn't understand!
256
00:19:06,005 --> 00:19:10,303
This is fate, destiny, fate!
There is no escape from this.
257
00:19:10,430 --> 00:19:13,346
Mr. Bialystock, just five minutes ago
I reviewed your accounts!
258
00:19:13,478 --> 00:19:16,519
What I can reach in the field of crime
This is the ultimate range!
259
00:19:19,615 --> 00:19:21,449
I want that money!
260
00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:24,688
I fell on my keys.
261
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:29,003
You poor, cowardly, miserable little caterpillar.
262
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,254
Have you ever thought of becoming a butterfly?
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Spread your wings and lead the way to victory
Don't you want to fly?
264
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,265
You will jump on me.
265
00:19:37,401 --> 00:19:40,192
You will jump on me!
I know you'll jump on me!
266
00:19:40,324 --> 00:19:42,067
Nero's Poppaea
Like jumping on him.
267
00:19:42,202 --> 00:19:43,945
- Who's?
- Poppaea!
268
00:19:44,081 --> 00:19:46,120
She was Nero's wife but she was not faithful to him,
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he got angry too
And he jumped and jumped on her,
270
00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:51,548
Until you crush it like a bug!
271
00:19:51,931 --> 00:19:54,722
- Please don't jump on me!
- I won't jump on you!
272
00:19:54,853 --> 00:19:57,598
I won't jump!
273
00:19:57,734 --> 00:20:01,071
- Can you control yourself?
- Don't touch me!
274
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,819
Oh God, no... No...
275
00:20:03,955 --> 00:20:06,040
I won't hurt you. What's wrong with you?
276
00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:10,006
I'm hysterical!
I have fits of hysteria!
277
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:13,595
I can't stop when this happens.
I just can't stop. I'm hysterical.
278
00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:20,941
I'm wet! I'm wet!
279
00:20:21,072 --> 00:20:23,236
I'm in hysterics and I'm wet!
280
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,159
I'm in pain!
281
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:27,919
Besides, I'm wet!
282
00:20:28,503 --> 00:20:30,167
My hysteria is not over either!
283
00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:33,921
No, don't hit. It doesn't work.
It reinforces my perception of threat.
284
00:20:34,056 --> 00:20:37,052
So what should I do?
You're going to send me into hysterics too.
285
00:20:37,187 --> 00:20:39,773
- Go. You are scaring me.
- Where should I go?
286
00:20:39,901 --> 00:20:41,974
- Sit here.
- Ok.
287
00:20:44,108 --> 00:20:45,109
Ok.
288
00:20:45,289 --> 00:20:47,371
Ok. I am her.
289
00:20:47,499 --> 00:20:49,789
- Is this better?
- Better.
290
00:20:50,589 --> 00:20:53,005
But you still look angry.
291
00:20:53,846 --> 00:20:55,338
How is this?
292
00:20:56,392 --> 00:20:58,808
Good morning my baby. Good morning my baby.
293
00:20:59,983 --> 00:21:01,368
Very nice.
294
00:21:03,156 --> 00:21:05,902
I think I'm coming to my senses now.
295
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:10,076
Yes. I'm definitely coming back to my senses.
296
00:21:12,591 --> 00:21:15,211
Thanks for smiling.
It felt very good.
297
00:21:15,347 --> 00:21:16,931
You know what they say:
298
00:21:17,059 --> 00:21:20,012
"If you laugh, everyone will laugh with you."
299
00:21:21,475 --> 00:21:23,247
This man is a complete madhouse.
300
00:21:24,468 --> 00:21:25,469
Are you better?
301
00:21:25,509 --> 00:21:28,645
Thank you very much
But I'm a little dizzy.
302
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:31,330
Maybe I should eat something.
303
00:21:31,462 --> 00:21:35,130
Hysterical attacks affect a person's blood sugar level
It hurts badly, did you know?
304
00:21:35,262 --> 00:21:37,363
It definitely is. It definitely is.
305
00:21:38,017 --> 00:21:40,227
Come on. Let me take you out to lunch.
306
00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:52,123
take me out to lunch
That's very kind of you, Mr. Bialystock.
307
00:21:52,254 --> 00:21:55,375
Call me Max. everyone to me
By the way, I won't let him say Max.
308
00:21:55,510 --> 00:21:59,098
- Only my loved ones can say.
- Okay, Max.
309
00:21:59,226 --> 00:22:02,097
- You can call me Leo too.
- I said and he left.
310
00:22:03,401 --> 00:22:06,142
Okay... Where should we go for lunch?
311
00:22:06,782 --> 00:22:10,771
Max, I don't know, Max.
What do you think, Max?
312
00:22:11,792 --> 00:22:14,208
Well, Leo, it's a beautiful day,
313
00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:16,800
Why is it dark?
Why should we go to a stuffy restaurant?
314
00:22:16,929 --> 00:22:18,671
Let's dine outdoors.
315
00:22:18,806 --> 00:22:21,552
- Is this open air?
- The best.
316
00:22:21,687 --> 00:22:22,741
Thanks.
317
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:27,356
Perfect.
Please convey our thanks to the chef.
318
00:22:27,491 --> 00:22:31,114
- You can give half a dollar.
- Certainly. Here you go my dear.
319
00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:34,336
I'm no saint, I own this business.
320
00:22:34,463 --> 00:22:36,127
Let me take the change.
321
00:22:37,971 --> 00:22:39,885
Everyone has their nose in Kafdağı.
322
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:44,477
Well Leo,
How about taking a walk in the park?
323
00:22:44,608 --> 00:22:47,854
I would like to, but it's getting close to two o'clock.
I must return to Whitehall and Marx.
324
00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:50,610
Nonsense! As for Whitehall and Marx,
325
00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:53,536
- You are now working for Max Bialystock.
- TRUE.
326
00:22:53,626 --> 00:22:55,996
Then stick with Bialystock.
327
00:23:14,835 --> 00:23:17,046
This place is beautiful, isn't it?
328
00:23:17,174 --> 00:23:19,923
I wish I could enjoy it. I'm so nervous.
329
00:23:20,764 --> 00:23:22,723
What if someone from the office sees me?
330
00:23:22,851 --> 00:23:26,097
You will see them too.
Why aren't they in the office anyway?
331
00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:30,356
That's also true.
332
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,702
That's it, Leo. You are learning.
333
00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:35,481
Are you having a good time?
334
00:23:35,877 --> 00:23:38,839
I don't know.
I feel very strange.
335
00:23:38,967 --> 00:23:40,694
Maybe you're happy.
336
00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:42,613
Yes, I'm happy.
337
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:48,410
How did you figure this out?
338
00:23:49,029 --> 00:23:50,362
I'm happy!
339
00:23:51,534 --> 00:23:52,993
I'm happy!
340
00:23:56,710 --> 00:23:58,123
As you can see, Bloom.
341
00:23:58,256 --> 00:24:01,047
The most exciting city in the world.
342
00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:04,595
Excitement, adventure, romance.
343
00:24:04,726 --> 00:24:08,565
Everything you dream of is there.
344
00:24:08,693 --> 00:24:10,607
Big black limousines.
345
00:24:10,738 --> 00:24:12,527
Gold cigarette boxes.
346
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:15,562
Elegant ladies with long legs.
347
00:24:16,041 --> 00:24:19,003
All you need is money, Bloom.
348
00:24:19,131 --> 00:24:22,878
Money is sweeter than honey. Money is sweeter than honey.
349
00:24:23,473 --> 00:24:25,614
Leo, if you hesitate, you will remain poor.
350
00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:31,562
Don't let me impress you.
It's your decision.
351
00:24:31,697 --> 00:24:33,736
But if we get caught, we go to jail.
352
00:24:33,868 --> 00:24:36,204
Aren't you in jail right now?
353
00:24:36,332 --> 00:24:38,747
Living in a small, gray room?
354
00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:43,969
On your way to a small, gray job?
While living a small, gray life?
355
00:24:44,097 --> 00:24:47,010
You're right. I am nothing.
356
00:24:48,022 --> 00:24:50,722
I spend my life with others
I spend my money counting.
357
00:24:51,737 --> 00:24:53,856
They're not smarter than me.
358
00:24:53,991 --> 00:24:55,575
They are no better than me.
359
00:24:56,664 --> 00:24:58,407
Where is my share?
360
00:24:59,336 --> 00:25:01,250
Where is Leo Bloom's share?
361
00:25:02,509 --> 00:25:04,001
I want...
362
00:25:04,555 --> 00:25:06,389
I want...
363
00:25:06,517 --> 00:25:09,183
I want everything I see in the movies!
364
00:25:09,314 --> 00:25:11,774
Leo, tell me you won't leave me alone!
365
00:25:11,902 --> 00:25:13,440
I will do it!
366
00:25:14,491 --> 00:25:17,658
- I swear I will!
- He will!
367
00:25:17,789 --> 00:25:19,077
It will!
368
00:25:22,382 --> 00:25:23,874
My name is Leo Bloom!
369
00:25:25,096 --> 00:25:26,804
I am me!
370
00:25:26,932 --> 00:25:29,177
I can do whatever I want!
371
00:25:29,313 --> 00:25:30,976
It doesn't matter!
372
00:25:31,108 --> 00:25:32,566
My name is Leo Bloom!
373
00:25:43,907 --> 00:25:47,851
BIALYSTOCK and BLOOM
THEATER PRODUCERS
374
00:25:56,950 --> 00:25:58,659
Max, that's enough, come on.
375
00:25:58,788 --> 00:26:01,534
It's two o'clock in the morning.
I don't understand what I read.
376
00:26:01,669 --> 00:26:05,131
Read, read. so far
We must find the worst play ever written.
377
00:26:10,144 --> 00:26:12,809
"When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning
378
00:26:12,941 --> 00:26:18,443
turn yourself into a giant cockroach
He found himself transformed."
379
00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:20,604
Very good.
380
00:26:25,174 --> 00:26:26,632
One minute.
381
00:26:27,387 --> 00:26:28,924
One minute.
382
00:26:29,933 --> 00:26:31,597
I read this play.
383
00:26:32,856 --> 00:26:35,226
I read the plays I read in the morning.
384
00:26:36,363 --> 00:26:38,071
I can't continue.
385
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,623
This is too much.
386
00:26:40,538 --> 00:26:44,034
Max, let's face it,
We will never find that game.
387
00:26:48,094 --> 00:26:51,383
"We'll never find out", right?
What does it mean "we'll never find it"?
388
00:26:51,518 --> 00:26:53,055
"We'll never find it!"
389
00:26:53,189 --> 00:26:55,934
"We'll never find out" huh?
390
00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:04,492
Leo...
391
00:27:05,421 --> 00:27:06,958
Smell it.
392
00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:08,958
Have you seen? Elle.
393
00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:11,840
- What is this?
- "What is this?" We found gold.
394
00:27:11,975 --> 00:27:14,014
Not pyrite, real gold.
395
00:27:14,146 --> 00:27:16,266
We found the source, the source.
396
00:27:17,110 --> 00:27:18,978
The mother of them all.
397
00:27:19,114 --> 00:27:20,247
Kiss, kiss.
398
00:27:20,993 --> 00:27:24,832
- You found a fiasco.
- "Fiasco" is an understatement.
399
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,250
We found a disaster, a disaster, a disgrace!
400
00:27:27,382 --> 00:27:30,844
- Guaranteed to lower the curtain overnight.
- Let's see.
401
00:27:30,972 --> 00:27:34,093
This is poverty forever
It means getting rid of. It means a country house.
402
00:27:34,229 --> 00:27:36,096
That means a Rolls Royce or Bentley.
403
00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:39,148
This wine, women, musical instruments
And it means women.
404
00:27:40,031 --> 00:27:41,935
"Hitler Spring".
405
00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:46,288
"With Adolf and Eva
"A fun getaway in Berchtesgaden."
406
00:27:47,170 --> 00:27:49,084
- Wow!
- Wow!
407
00:27:49,217 --> 00:27:51,461
It's literally a love letter to Hitler.
408
00:27:51,597 --> 00:27:54,684
- He doesn't even have a week to live.
- A week? Are you kidding me?
409
00:27:54,811 --> 00:27:58,103
This game ends on page four or so.
410
00:27:58,235 --> 00:28:01,652
- Who wrote it?
- Who? Look over there. Read.
411
00:28:01,783 --> 00:28:02,900
- "Franz..."
- Franz.
412
00:28:03,036 --> 00:28:05,496
- "Liebkind." -Liebkind.
- "Number 100..." - 100.
413
00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:07,954
- "West..." - West.
- "Jane Street." - Jane Street.
414
00:28:08,004 --> 00:28:11,626
Franz Liebkind.
100 West Jane Street.
415
00:28:20,488 --> 00:28:23,404
- Who did you look at?
- I don't understand?
416
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,572
Who did you look at?
417
00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:27,495
I don't know who you're calling
No one can enter the building.
418
00:28:27,627 --> 00:28:29,210
I am the doorman.
419
00:28:29,339 --> 00:28:33,052
My husband used to be a doorman, but he died.
420
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,093
I'm the doorman now.
421
00:28:36,561 --> 00:28:38,475
We're looking for Franz Liebkind.
422
00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:40,897
Oh that German!
423
00:28:41,024 --> 00:28:43,827
In apartment 23, on the top floor.
424
00:28:44,076 --> 00:28:45,660
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
425
00:28:45,788 --> 00:28:47,452
But you can't find it at home.
426
00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:50,211
He is on the roof with his birds.
427
00:28:50,965 --> 00:28:52,714
He feeds birds.
428
00:28:53,345 --> 00:28:58,470
Dirty, disgusting, vile, lice-infested birds.
429
00:28:59,733 --> 00:29:03,356
On the porch like a human in the past
You could sit.
430
00:29:03,490 --> 00:29:05,825
There is no such thing anymore.
431
00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:09,709
Birds! I don't know if I could explain it?
432
00:29:10,296 --> 00:29:13,819
You could explain it, ma'am.
Thank you.
433
00:29:14,804 --> 00:29:17,989
I'm not a lady, I'm a doorman!
434
00:29:28,172 --> 00:29:30,043
He's wearing a German helmet.
435
00:29:31,045 --> 00:29:34,588
Don't say anything that will offend him.
We need that game.
436
00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:48,745
- Franz Liebkind?
- I was never a member of the Nazi party!
437
00:29:48,872 --> 00:29:51,868
I am not responsible!
I just followed orders!
438
00:29:52,003 --> 00:29:54,749
Who are you? Why do you persecute me?
439
00:29:54,884 --> 00:29:58,507
My documents are complete.
I love this country I immigrated to.
440
00:29:58,622 --> 00:30:03,206
Oh this beautiful, vast sky
441
00:30:03,347 --> 00:30:06,069
Amber waves
442
00:30:06,157 --> 00:30:07,616
What do you want?
443
00:30:07,743 --> 00:30:09,486
Calm down, Mr. Liebkind.
444
00:30:09,622 --> 00:30:12,413
We are not government officials.
We're here to talk about your game.
445
00:30:12,545 --> 00:30:14,208
My game?
446
00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:17,210
"Thing Spring"? There's no need for a name.
447
00:30:17,346 --> 00:30:18,554
- Yes.
- What happened to him?
448
00:30:20,185 --> 00:30:23,147
We loved the game very much, we think it is a masterpiece.
That's why we came.
449
00:30:23,274 --> 00:30:25,265
We want to stage it on Broadway.
450
00:30:26,489 --> 00:30:27,893
on Broadway.
451
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:30,950
Ah... What happiness!
452
00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:33,793
The dream of dreams!
453
00:30:33,921 --> 00:30:37,042
I can't believe it. I should tell this to the birds.
454
00:30:37,177 --> 00:30:40,014
Birds! Birds! Birds, do you hear?
455
00:30:40,141 --> 00:30:43,604
Otto! Berthe! Heinz! Hans! Wolfgang!
456
00:30:43,732 --> 00:30:47,776
Do you hear?
We will clear the Führer's name.
457
00:30:49,132 --> 00:30:54,337
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
(Germany is superior to everything)
458
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:58,321
Uber alles in der Welt
(Superior to everything in the whole world)
459
00:30:58,361 --> 00:31:01,545
Mr. Liebkind, Mr. Liebkind, please.
Someone will hear it now.
460
00:31:02,606 --> 00:31:06,329
I am a proud and patriotic American
461
00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:08,111
Haughty and patriotic
462
00:31:08,114 --> 00:31:11,281
Let's not talk here, let's go down to my house.
463
00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:14,565
Such news
Not without drinking liquor and celebrating!
464
00:31:31,745 --> 00:31:34,330
Many people don't know
465
00:31:35,418 --> 00:31:38,540
but the Führer danced very well.
466
00:31:41,096 --> 00:31:43,762
Really? I would never have guessed.
467
00:31:43,894 --> 00:31:46,377
Because he is god damned
468
00:31:47,150 --> 00:31:49,611
You were deceived by Allied propaganda!
469
00:31:49,739 --> 00:31:51,778
They told all kinds of disgusting lies!
470
00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:56,541
But nobody talks about Winston Churchill
He didn't say a bad word, did he?
471
00:31:56,669 --> 00:31:58,734
No! "Win with Winnie!"
472
00:32:01,805 --> 00:32:03,246
Churchill!
473
00:32:04,101 --> 00:32:06,562
His cigar, his brandy...
474
00:32:06,689 --> 00:32:08,808
Especially those awful pictures!
475
00:32:08,944 --> 00:32:10,983
However, Hitler was a real painter.
476
00:32:11,115 --> 00:32:14,666
An entire apartment in a few hours
He could paint! And twice as much!
477
00:32:17,628 --> 00:32:20,874
Churchill. He couldn't even say "Nazi".
478
00:32:21,009 --> 00:32:24,552
"Naghzis. Naghzis."
479
00:32:24,684 --> 00:32:27,475
It's not "Nağzi" man, it's "Nazi"!
480
00:32:31,573 --> 00:32:33,315
Churchill!
481
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:36,897
- Why exactly...
- Let me tell you this!
482
00:32:37,741 --> 00:32:40,281
You hear it first hand by the way!
483
00:32:40,632 --> 00:32:45,681
Hitler was more handsome than Churchill.
He also dressed better.
484
00:32:45,809 --> 00:32:47,267
His hair was thicker too!
485
00:32:47,395 --> 00:32:51,644
His jokes were funnier,
He danced better than Churchill too!
486
00:32:51,779 --> 00:32:54,444
- That's exactly why...
- Churchill!
487
00:32:54,577 --> 00:32:57,413
Yes... yes. Churchill!
488
00:32:57,541 --> 00:33:00,833
That's exactly why this game
489
00:33:00,964 --> 00:33:04,260
We want to stage it;
the real Hitler to the world,
490
00:33:04,353 --> 00:33:06,422
To show off your favorite Hitler.
491
00:33:06,559 --> 00:33:09,012
Hitler, who had music in his heart.
492
00:33:30,231 --> 00:33:32,520
Here you go, Franz Liebkind,
sign here.
493
00:33:32,653 --> 00:33:35,330
Let your dream come true.
494
00:33:35,951 --> 00:33:40,043
That's it! "Hitler Spring" was signed,
sealed and delivered to the address.
495
00:33:40,794 --> 00:33:43,129
- What happened?
- I won't wear this armband.
496
00:33:43,257 --> 00:33:45,421
I don't care about the size of the deal.
497
00:33:45,554 --> 00:33:47,550
Ok. Just take it off.
498
00:33:55,907 --> 00:33:56,989
Taxi!
499
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,493
To the Blue Gypsy.
500
00:34:00,626 --> 00:34:02,995
Why do we go to Blue Gypsy?
501
00:34:03,130 --> 00:34:07,423
We are not going anyway.
I'm going to the Blue Gypsy.
502
00:34:07,555 --> 00:34:09,740
I have a date with a wealthy lady.
503
00:34:14,987 --> 00:34:19,698
You see, my dear Bloom, the first
stage is completed. The game is ours.
504
00:34:19,830 --> 00:34:23,452
Now comes the second stage:
Collection of money.
505
00:34:23,588 --> 00:34:26,298
You will see very little of me in the coming days.
506
00:34:26,426 --> 00:34:30,721
Max Bialystock
He will devote himself to old ladies.
507
00:34:30,852 --> 00:34:32,811
A dieu. Avanti!
508
00:34:44,337 --> 00:34:46,957
You are incorrigible, Bialy.
509
00:34:47,093 --> 00:34:49,713
To the success of your new game!
510
00:34:49,849 --> 00:34:52,138
My love for our new game.
511
00:34:53,522 --> 00:34:56,609
Oh, I'm so sorry, Bialy.
512
00:34:56,738 --> 00:34:59,734
- Are you wet?
- It doesn't matter, dear.
513
00:34:59,869 --> 00:35:02,740
What will happen...
514
00:35:02,875 --> 00:35:04,834
Did you bring the check?
515
00:35:04,962 --> 00:35:07,505
Yes, it's here, in my bag.
516
00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:12,349
like you told me
I stated "cash".
517
00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:14,721
Funny name for a game.
518
00:35:15,232 --> 00:35:17,442
Forget that part, dear.
519
00:35:58,068 --> 00:36:00,734
- Thank you darling.
- Say it again, Bialy.
520
00:36:00,866 --> 00:36:04,813
Also, I swear, I'm over 65
You don't show even a day too much.
521
00:36:06,429 --> 00:36:08,031
My darling.
522
00:36:09,632 --> 00:36:12,112
- I love you.
- What?
523
00:36:13,265 --> 00:36:14,758
I love you.
524
00:36:14,894 --> 00:36:16,116
What?
525
00:36:16,731 --> 00:36:18,493
I love you!
526
00:36:26,541 --> 00:36:29,412
Bass Bialy baby, bass!
527
00:36:38,607 --> 00:36:40,015
Who is it?
528
00:36:40,527 --> 00:36:42,395
It's me, Max Bialystock.
529
00:36:42,531 --> 00:36:46,271
Oh, well at least. I thought he was a thief too.
530
00:36:46,749 --> 00:36:48,868
Wait, let me let you in.
531
00:37:28,644 --> 00:37:30,478
Miss Sarah Cathcart.
532
00:37:30,795 --> 00:37:32,959
50 percent of the profits are his.
533
00:37:34,510 --> 00:37:36,595
Miss Virginia Resnick.
534
00:37:36,723 --> 00:37:39,264
He also owns 50 percent of the profits.
535
00:37:41,066 --> 00:37:42,911
Miss Eleanor Biddlecomb.
536
00:37:43,612 --> 00:37:45,948
He also owns 50 percent of the profits.
537
00:37:46,994 --> 00:37:48,749
Miss Alma Wentworth.
538
00:37:49,457 --> 00:37:51,669
He owns 100 percent of the profits.
539
00:37:52,129 --> 00:37:55,296
Leo, one game in total
What percentage could it be?
540
00:37:55,427 --> 00:37:58,514
Max, something's just
You can sell 100 percent of it.
541
00:37:58,642 --> 00:38:01,596
How much of the "Hitler Spring" have we sold?
542
00:38:02,566 --> 00:38:04,525
25 thousand percent.
543
00:38:04,654 --> 00:38:07,435
25 thousand percent!
544
00:38:09,038 --> 00:38:10,605
Give me that blue thing.
545
00:38:15,676 --> 00:38:18,359
Max, where to?
There are contracts we haven't signed yet.
546
00:38:18,431 --> 00:38:20,390
I need to see that money.
547
00:38:30,164 --> 00:38:31,873
Hello guys.
548
00:38:32,668 --> 00:38:35,379
If you only knew what I've done for you...
549
00:38:39,015 --> 00:38:41,805
- Max, what are you doing?
- I'll buy myself a toy.
550
00:38:41,937 --> 00:38:44,807
I worked too hard, I deserve a toy.
551
00:38:44,943 --> 00:38:47,438
- Is it a toy?
- Toy!
552
00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:51,646
Is this the toy?
553
00:38:52,082 --> 00:38:54,371
She will be our new secretary.
554
00:38:54,503 --> 00:38:56,609
It suits our new environment very well.
555
00:38:57,384 --> 00:38:58,429
Ulla?
556
00:39:02,519 --> 00:39:03,932
Ulla...
557
00:39:04,065 --> 00:39:07,652
Ulla, meet my partner, Mr. Leo Bloom.
558
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:09,273
God dag på deg.
559
00:39:09,408 --> 00:39:12,245
- I didn't understand?
- God dag på deg.
560
00:39:12,373 --> 00:39:15,244
Ah, god dagen...
561
00:39:15,379 --> 00:39:18,750
Max, are you crazy?
Did you hire a secretary who doesn't speak English?
562
00:39:18,886 --> 00:39:21,551
- What do people say?
- He says:
563
00:39:24,188 --> 00:39:25,805
What will he do here?
564
00:39:26,818 --> 00:39:28,058
Let me show you.
565
00:39:28,530 --> 00:39:32,027
Ulla, back to work.
566
00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:33,825
"Get to work."
567
00:40:00,135 --> 00:40:01,502
Ulla, okay.
568
00:40:02,181 --> 00:40:03,548
Ok Ulla.
569
00:40:03,683 --> 00:40:08,308
My cream puff,
My cookie, my kitty, it's okay.
570
00:40:08,443 --> 00:40:09,730
Ulla!
571
00:40:10,614 --> 00:40:12,278
Turn that off!
572
00:40:18,588 --> 00:40:21,709
Can you think?
I met him at the public library.
573
00:40:24,058 --> 00:40:25,300
Ulla.
574
00:40:27,606 --> 00:40:29,691
Go to the table. Answer the phone.
575
00:40:29,819 --> 00:40:33,316
“Bialystock and Bloom.
Bialystock and Bloom.”
576
00:40:33,451 --> 00:40:36,743
Bialystock and Bloom. Bialystock and Bloom.
577
00:40:36,874 --> 00:40:38,162
God dag på deg.
578
00:40:38,294 --> 00:40:40,959
Bialystock and Bloom. God dag på deg.
579
00:40:41,092 --> 00:40:42,675
Bialystock and Bloom.
580
00:40:42,803 --> 00:40:44,467
God dag på deg.
581
00:40:44,598 --> 00:40:46,307
Beautiful girl.
582
00:40:47,104 --> 00:40:48,767
Bloom.
583
00:40:48,898 --> 00:40:50,482
Buy a cigar.
584
00:40:50,610 --> 00:40:52,774
Max, maybe we both...
585
00:40:52,906 --> 00:40:55,478
- What is that?
- Nothing, go ahead.
586
00:41:05,348 --> 00:41:07,198
A poisonous intelligence.
587
00:41:17,581 --> 00:41:19,620
No, no...
588
00:41:20,295 --> 00:41:22,334
No, no, no...
589
00:41:25,388 --> 00:41:27,510
You naughty Swede.
590
00:41:28,436 --> 00:41:30,304
Min Bialystock.
591
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,229
You will bury me.
592
00:41:40,335 --> 00:41:42,067
Leo, what were you saying?
593
00:41:43,609 --> 00:41:44,753
Max...
594
00:41:44,885 --> 00:41:47,301
Maybe we should cut back on spending a bit.
595
00:41:47,432 --> 00:41:51,396
- So these offices and stuff.
- From where? We have the power, we take it.
596
00:41:51,524 --> 00:41:53,267
The brave man's property is in the public square!
597
00:41:53,403 --> 00:41:57,334
God forbid if anything goes wrong
We should be able to give some of the money back.
598
00:41:57,411 --> 00:41:58,994
Looks good in court.
599
00:41:59,123 --> 00:42:03,624
Don't talk nonsense, you pale mouse.
Nothing will go wrong.
600
00:42:03,756 --> 00:42:06,672
Even today, the "Hitler Spring"
to be a complete disaster
601
00:42:06,804 --> 00:42:09,302
I have taken steps to ensure this.
602
00:42:10,103 --> 00:42:14,192
at two o'clock
We have an appointment with Roger de Bris.
603
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,937
Roger de Bris?
604
00:42:16,073 --> 00:42:18,738
What? Oh, the director. Is it good?
605
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,938
- So is it bad?
- Carcass.
606
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:24,120
He might be the worst director ever.
607
00:42:24,256 --> 00:42:28,345
Play on the first day of rehearsal
The only director who lowered the curtain.
608
00:42:28,473 --> 00:42:32,492
- Do you think he'll accept the job?
- All we have to do is ask.
609
00:42:32,939 --> 00:42:35,286
It's late. Let me take the car.
610
00:42:38,576 --> 00:42:39,874
Ja?
611
00:42:40,330 --> 00:42:42,699
Call the driver. Let him bring the car.
612
00:42:42,834 --> 00:42:45,170
Good, good. Are you going to a motel?
613
00:42:45,298 --> 00:42:47,292
No, no, no. We are leaving.
614
00:42:47,427 --> 00:42:51,141
Are you and Mr. Bloom going to a motel?
615
00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:53,387
No. There is no motel.
616
00:42:53,523 --> 00:42:55,232
Come on, bring the car.
617
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,518
Bring the car, bring the car.
618
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:00,826
Bring the car.
619
00:43:14,189 --> 00:43:16,183
Thank you Rudolfo.
620
00:43:21,746 --> 00:43:24,207
What he said or did
Don't let anything bother you.
621
00:43:24,334 --> 00:43:25,917
It's a bit of a breed.
622
00:43:26,045 --> 00:43:29,007
- How?
- Yes?
623
00:43:31,307 --> 00:43:34,929
I'm Max Bialystock.
This is my partner, Mr. Bloom.
624
00:43:35,063 --> 00:43:37,308
We have an appointment with Mr. de Bris.
625
00:43:37,444 --> 00:43:40,781
Oh yes, it was waiting for you. Come in.
626
00:43:51,607 --> 00:43:52,561
How are you?
627
00:43:52,599 --> 00:43:55,686
I'm Carmen Giya.
Private secretary of Monsieur de Bris.
628
00:43:55,814 --> 00:43:57,657
Would you take off your shoes?
629
00:44:01,115 --> 00:44:03,826
The color of our carpets is also white.
630
00:44:07,295 --> 00:44:09,414
Please follow me.
631
00:45:02,948 --> 00:45:04,316
Here you go.
632
00:45:13,594 --> 00:45:15,258
We have a guest!
633
00:45:16,684 --> 00:45:18,142
Please sit down.
634
00:45:19,105 --> 00:45:20,451
Roger?
635
00:45:21,150 --> 00:45:24,943
Ah! As you know, Mr. Bialystock and Bloom have arrived.
636
00:45:25,831 --> 00:45:27,583
I feel like rhyming.
637
00:45:28,541 --> 00:45:31,206
- What rhyme?
- Shut your mouth. He thinks he's funny.
638
00:45:32,257 --> 00:45:36,714
Nice to meet you again, Roger.
Have you had a chance to read "Hitler Spring"?
639
00:45:36,849 --> 00:45:39,931
Remarkable. Remarkable!
640
00:45:41,775 --> 00:45:43,599
A striking work.
641
00:45:44,906 --> 00:45:47,367
Max, the man is wearing a dress.
642
00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:49,447
Or what?
643
00:45:49,583 --> 00:45:53,957
First of all, the game is important
I think it's a game.
644
00:45:55,970 --> 00:46:01,597
of the Third Reich
I didn't know it meant Germany!
645
00:46:01,732 --> 00:46:05,162
So it's full of historical niceties like that.
646
00:46:07,368 --> 00:46:10,330
Oh, honey... You're looking at my dress.
647
00:46:11,167 --> 00:46:12,910
Let me explain.
648
00:46:13,046 --> 00:46:15,507
I'm going to the choreography ball tonight.
649
00:46:15,635 --> 00:46:19,428
- There is a prize for the best costume.
- We always win.
650
00:46:19,559 --> 00:46:21,518
I'm not so sure about tonight.
651
00:46:21,647 --> 00:46:24,814
I was supposed to be Grand Duchess Anastasia,
652
00:46:24,945 --> 00:46:27,782
I somehow became Tugboat Annie.
What do you say?
653
00:46:27,909 --> 00:46:29,573
- Well...
- Don't feel sorry.
654
00:46:29,704 --> 00:46:33,668
Don't look at me in tears!
Because there is no lie, they won't look.
655
00:46:35,173 --> 00:46:37,668
So? What do you say, Mr Bloom?
656
00:46:42,104 --> 00:46:44,063
Where will you put your wallet?
657
00:46:44,191 --> 00:46:47,859
It's amazing, it's amazing!
You couldn't have chosen a better color.
658
00:46:47,991 --> 00:46:52,835
Your eyes are truly visible.
Let's face it Roger, this dress is perfect for you.
659
00:46:53,251 --> 00:46:57,466
- Did it really reveal my eyes?
- We can't say anything without the wig.
660
00:46:57,594 --> 00:47:00,590
I don't think you're even fully dressed yet.
661
00:47:00,725 --> 00:47:04,407
Since you say you can't do without a wig,
Then go get it, Wicked Witch.
662
00:47:08,150 --> 00:47:10,413
Light your cigarette. He loved you.
663
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:11,687
I don't want...
664
00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:30,899
Write about you on a cruise
It's like I saw it.
665
00:47:36,337 --> 00:47:38,878
I've never gone on a summer vacation on a ship.
666
00:47:39,817 --> 00:47:41,755
Quel dommage. (It's such a shame.)
667
00:47:43,686 --> 00:47:46,523
I see you are getting to know each other.
668
00:47:46,650 --> 00:47:49,737
If you try to make water hair
I say big mouth?
669
00:47:49,864 --> 00:47:51,448
Roger in a moment.
670
00:47:51,576 --> 00:47:54,913
Roger, let's talk a little business.
do you mind?
671
00:47:55,041 --> 00:47:59,289
Please, please. That's why we're here anyway.
672
00:47:59,426 --> 00:48:03,765
This is amazing for you
I think there will be an opportunity, Roger.
673
00:48:03,892 --> 00:48:06,033
Slow down, you're hurting me.
674
00:48:06,397 --> 00:48:08,938
Until now, you have always been associated with musicals.
675
00:48:09,069 --> 00:48:12,361
Yes! With his sticky clothes
stupid showgirls.
676
00:48:12,493 --> 00:48:15,705
"Two, three, step down, turn around.
Turn, turn, throw your feet, turn!”
677
00:48:15,833 --> 00:48:18,795
- One feels like vomiting.
- Roger.
678
00:48:18,922 --> 00:48:22,510
But luckily in the end
The chance to do real theater arose.
679
00:48:23,097 --> 00:48:26,138
Roger de Bris presents the history.
680
00:48:27,523 --> 00:48:31,100
But I think we should add some music too.
681
00:48:31,740 --> 00:48:34,155
It's best to throw out that third act as well.
682
00:48:34,829 --> 00:48:38,166
The part where they lost the war.
Very depressing.
683
00:48:39,839 --> 00:48:42,379
Something needs to be put in its place.
684
00:48:44,406 --> 00:48:47,009
- What happened?
- I see! I see!
685
00:48:47,396 --> 00:48:53,413
Dressed like storm troopers,
A row of beautiful girls in black patent leather boots.
686
00:48:53,465 --> 00:48:55,138
- Sado mazo style.
- I love it.
687
00:48:55,203 --> 00:48:57,367
They are all marching!
688
00:48:57,500 --> 00:49:00,165
"Two, three, step down, turn around.
Turn, turn, put your foot down, turn..."
689
00:49:00,296 --> 00:49:01,630
It would be so nice!
690
00:49:01,758 --> 00:49:04,424
That's genius! Genius!
691
00:49:04,806 --> 00:49:07,300
I also speak on behalf of Mr Bloom,
692
00:49:07,436 --> 00:49:11,309
The justice of the "Hitler Spring" in the world
No one can give better than you.
693
00:49:11,444 --> 00:49:13,905
One minute. This is a very big decision.
694
00:49:14,032 --> 00:49:16,948
It can affect the entire course of my life.
695
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,575
I have to think about this a bit.
696
00:49:19,711 --> 00:49:22,582
- I'll think about it.
- Congratulations and thank you.
697
00:49:22,717 --> 00:49:25,257
Get on the phone!
Let's open an announcement for the players immediately!
698
00:49:25,388 --> 00:49:29,558
Call as many player managers as there are!
I want to see everyone, everyone!
699
00:49:33,455 --> 00:49:36,258
BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM PRODUCTION
LOOKING FOR A PLAYER
700
00:49:36,779 --> 00:49:40,883
OPEN CALL FOR THE ROLE OF ADOLF HITLER
701
00:49:41,403 --> 00:49:43,946
EXPERIENCE NOT WANTED
702
00:50:00,751 --> 00:50:02,836
What a mess this is!
703
00:50:03,882 --> 00:50:05,796
A bit of order and order!
704
00:50:10,813 --> 00:50:13,958
Dancing Hitlers
Can he wait in the back please?
705
00:50:14,028 --> 00:50:16,445
Just singing now
We look at Hitlers.
706
00:50:25,843 --> 00:50:27,051
Arthur Packard.
707
00:50:31,813 --> 00:50:34,478
Hello Arthur.
Can you tell us about yourself?
708
00:50:34,611 --> 00:50:40,270
Albuquerque for the last two seasons
I was the principal tenor of the Opera Company.
709
00:50:40,664 --> 00:50:43,580
I just got back from the "Lilac Time" tour,
710
00:50:43,670 --> 00:50:46,415
in a Broadway production last season.
711
00:50:46,550 --> 00:50:49,672
I was in the leading role in "Gypsy Lover".
712
00:50:49,807 --> 00:50:52,407
- What happened?
- I don't understand.
713
00:50:52,813 --> 00:50:54,977
So Arthur, what do you have to tell us?
714
00:50:55,109 --> 00:50:59,198
I present to you "I am a Traveling Bard"
I would like to say.
715
00:51:00,115 --> 00:51:01,116
Ok.
716
00:51:05,608 --> 00:51:09,732
I am a wandering poet
717
00:51:09,832 --> 00:51:13,756
- It's in tatters...
- Thank you!
718
00:51:13,876 --> 00:51:16,812
- ...patches...
- Next please!
719
00:51:16,945 --> 00:51:19,314
Jason Green. Here you go.
720
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,375
Yes Jason, what have you been up to lately?
721
00:51:25,461 --> 00:51:29,927
United Services for the last 16 years
I go on tours with his organization.
722
00:51:30,436 --> 00:51:33,302
So... What do you have to tell us?
723
00:51:33,352 --> 00:51:37,391
- "Have You Ever Heard the German Orchestra?"
- No.
724
00:51:37,527 --> 00:51:40,865
This is the name of the song I will sing.
725
00:51:44,291 --> 00:51:45,909
Play it!
726
00:51:52,014 --> 00:51:56,598
Have you ever listened to the German Orchestra?
727
00:51:57,219 --> 00:51:58,420
Bang boom
728
00:51:58,520 --> 00:51:59,541
Thump thump
729
00:51:59,902 --> 00:52:02,484
Bang boom
thump thump
730
00:52:02,644 --> 00:52:07,990
Have you ever listened to the German Orchestra?
731
00:52:08,150 --> 00:52:09,231
Bang boom
732
00:52:09,431 --> 00:52:10,912
- Pat...
- Thank you!
733
00:52:10,913 --> 00:52:12,321
...thump
734
00:52:14,894 --> 00:52:18,231
"The Little Wooden Boy".
735
00:52:22,745 --> 00:52:23,946
Thanks!
736
00:52:26,308 --> 00:52:31,113
Dreamer brother, listen...
737
00:52:31,845 --> 00:52:34,966
- Does that mean I couldn't get this role?
- I am sad.
738
00:52:35,101 --> 00:52:36,969
Are you sad?
739
00:52:39,902 --> 00:52:41,063
Thanks!
740
00:52:49,201 --> 00:52:50,659
That was it.
741
00:52:56,853 --> 00:52:59,268
- Hello brother!
- I don't understand?
742
00:53:00,151 --> 00:53:03,318
Auditions for "Boomerang"
Is it done here dear?
743
00:53:03,449 --> 00:53:06,166
I think you've come to the wrong theater.
744
00:53:08,167 --> 00:53:12,006
No, again! Look, I'm angry again!
745
00:53:12,133 --> 00:53:13,670
Wait, wait!
746
00:53:13,803 --> 00:53:16,172
"Boomerang" this, "Boomerang" that!
747
00:53:16,308 --> 00:53:19,270
- What are you saying?
- Let's see, what do we lose?
748
00:53:19,397 --> 00:53:20,981
Come on.
749
00:53:21,109 --> 00:53:22,852
- Young man...
- Yeah man?
750
00:53:22,988 --> 00:53:24,525
What is your name?
751
00:53:26,311 --> 00:53:28,663
What? My name?
752
00:53:31,046 --> 00:53:32,789
My name...
753
00:53:32,925 --> 00:53:35,465
Lorenzo! Lorenzo, baby!
754
00:53:35,596 --> 00:53:38,991
Lorenzo St. Dubois
But my friends call me LSD.
755
00:53:39,646 --> 00:53:43,018
- What did you do LSD?
- There's only six months.
756
00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:45,275
I'm on parole
But I'm fine, I'm nice, I'm hetero.
757
00:53:45,408 --> 00:53:47,743
So what is it that you do best?
758
00:53:47,871 --> 00:53:51,869
I can't do this here bro.
That's why they let me in.
759
00:53:52,005 --> 00:53:54,044
Come on sing.
760
00:53:54,175 --> 00:53:55,837
Thanks a lot.
761
00:53:55,887 --> 00:53:57,095
Let's sing, yes.
762
00:53:57,223 --> 00:54:00,344
With your permission, I would like to invite my group.
They help me.
763
00:54:00,479 --> 00:54:02,393
Group! Let's see.
764
00:54:02,525 --> 00:54:04,689
The song I want to sing is...
765
00:54:05,462 --> 00:54:08,239
It's about love and hate.
766
00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:12,209
Psychedelic speaking
I talk about "power" in my song.
767
00:54:23,365 --> 00:54:25,087
The power of love
768
00:54:25,928 --> 00:54:29,291
I'm talking about the power of love
769
00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:33,976
The power of a sweet flower
770
00:54:34,857 --> 00:54:37,119
He will rule the world
771
00:54:38,861 --> 00:54:41,283
There will be a rebirth
772
00:54:45,027 --> 00:54:48,270
Love is my flower
773
00:54:49,131 --> 00:54:53,555
Walking with my lover
We hold hands
774
00:54:54,216 --> 00:54:58,020
Life is beautiful
Because he is an understanding person
775
00:54:58,580 --> 00:55:01,563
I'm walking on the sun-drenched street
776
00:55:03,005 --> 00:55:07,930
To the people I met
I give beautiful flowers
777
00:55:11,393 --> 00:55:15,878
I give a flower
To the big, fat cop
778
00:55:16,258 --> 00:55:20,142
He takes his baton
He's hitting and hitting me
779
00:55:20,642 --> 00:55:24,746
I give a flower
To the man collecting garbage
780
00:55:24,967 --> 00:55:28,931
In the garbage barrel
He's banging my girl
781
00:55:29,071 --> 00:55:33,235
And I give it to the landlord
Take your time when it comes
782
00:55:33,355 --> 00:55:37,579
He throws it into the toilet
He flushes it down the toilet
783
00:55:37,679 --> 00:55:41,583
It goes straight into the sewer
With the dirt that goes through it
784
00:55:41,723 --> 00:55:44,586
It flows into the river whose water we drink
785
00:55:44,686 --> 00:55:47,109
Oh stinking world!
786
00:55:49,131 --> 00:55:51,413
It's later than you think, my friend
787
00:55:53,315 --> 00:55:55,597
You have one last chance, look, my beauty
788
00:55:57,559 --> 00:55:59,902
Come on baby, look while I dance
789
00:56:10,412 --> 00:56:12,394
The power of love, love
790
00:56:13,015 --> 00:56:16,678
I'm talking about the power of love
791
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:21,003
From the power of a small flower
792
00:56:23,145 --> 00:56:24,967
Nobody thinks about those little flowers
793
00:56:25,147 --> 00:56:27,309
Weapons, if any
794
00:56:27,549 --> 00:56:30,532
Everyone in the world
What if he had drawn flowers instead of guns?
795
00:56:30,672 --> 00:56:32,014
There would be no war
796
00:56:32,094 --> 00:56:34,957
There would only be one smell
797
00:56:36,398 --> 00:56:38,040
Just a flower
798
00:56:40,608 --> 00:56:41,769
Dude
799
00:56:44,186 --> 00:56:45,567
My flower
800
00:56:47,609 --> 00:56:49,691
What did you do to my flower man?
801
00:56:49,901 --> 00:56:50,973
You hurt him
802
00:56:51,573 --> 00:56:52,975
Like everything else
803
00:56:54,796 --> 00:56:56,198
Like everything else
804
00:56:56,858 --> 00:56:58,060
Poor flower
805
00:57:04,430 --> 00:57:06,344
Here is our Hitler!
806
00:57:06,927 --> 00:57:08,929
HITLER SPRING
807
00:57:42,256 --> 00:57:43,873
Your Majesty.
808
00:57:49,221 --> 00:57:51,243
Theater critic for The Times.
809
00:57:52,359 --> 00:57:57,029
Max Bialystock
Watch as we put the final nail in the coffin.
810
00:57:57,161 --> 00:58:00,123
- Good evening.
- Good evening, sir.
811
00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:03,337
greeting members of the press
I have always felt happy.
812
00:58:03,465 --> 00:58:04,798
You brought joy.
813
00:58:04,926 --> 00:58:07,888
Room for two from the corridor,
With love from the administration.
814
00:58:08,016 --> 00:58:09,349
Thank you.
815
00:58:09,477 --> 00:58:12,722
One minute. There seems to be an error here.
816
00:58:13,485 --> 00:58:15,684
There's $100 wrapped around these tickets.
817
00:58:16,783 --> 00:58:20,314
There is no error. Enjoy watching.
818
00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:23,817
Mr. Bialystock,
What do you think you're doing?
819
00:58:24,632 --> 00:58:26,236
I bribe you.
820
00:58:26,719 --> 00:58:30,387
Check it out, there's more to it than that.
821
00:58:55,479 --> 00:58:57,142
Fix this button.
822
00:58:58,199 --> 00:59:00,864
Stand tall! Above! Above! Always upright!
823
00:59:04,988 --> 00:59:08,695
Gentlemen, it's time for magic. Good luck.
824
00:59:09,221 --> 00:59:10,447
Good luck.
825
00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:15,561
Tonight, Broadway, tomorrow...
826
00:59:20,076 --> 00:59:22,196
We have come to the end of Nazi Fagin.
827
00:59:30,912 --> 00:59:32,424
It will kill us.
828
00:59:34,020 --> 00:59:36,356
Max, come on, the overture has started.
829
00:59:43,415 --> 00:59:45,204
Yes Max...
830
00:59:47,881 --> 00:59:49,319
That's it!
831
00:59:49,719 --> 00:59:51,553
Sorry, I'm a little nervous.
832
00:59:51,681 --> 00:59:54,643
Calm down, in two hours
Our worries will end.
833
00:59:59,421 --> 01:00:02,804
Germany was in trouble
What a sad story
834
01:00:02,884 --> 01:00:06,228
To regain its former glory
There was a need for a new leader
835
01:00:06,388 --> 01:00:08,430
Where was he?
836
01:00:08,530 --> 01:00:10,592
I wonder where that man was?
837
01:00:10,752 --> 01:00:13,875
We took a look around
And then we found
838
01:00:13,975 --> 01:00:16,738
Man of complete you and us
839
01:00:17,098 --> 01:00:20,262
Welcome to you...
840
01:00:20,542 --> 01:00:26,568
Spring time for Hitler and Germany
841
01:00:27,709 --> 01:00:33,755
Deutschland is happy and cheerful
842
01:00:34,616 --> 01:00:39,821
We are taking our steps rap by rap
843
01:00:41,383 --> 01:00:47,008
Open up everyone, the master race has arrived
844
01:00:48,290 --> 01:00:53,595
Spring time for Hitler and Germany
845
01:00:55,116 --> 01:01:01,363
Winter for Poland and France
846
01:01:01,923 --> 01:01:07,209
Spring time for Hitler and Germany
847
01:01:08,129 --> 01:01:12,794
Come on Germans, start dancing
848
01:01:18,059 --> 01:01:21,162
My hometown is Düsseldorf
That's why they call me Rolf
849
01:01:23,985 --> 01:01:27,229
Don't be stupid, use your mind
Come and join the Nazi party
850
01:02:10,752 --> 01:02:16,478
Spring time for Hitler and Germany
851
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:22,424
Goose step walk the walk of the day
852
01:02:25,467 --> 01:02:30,772
Bombs are falling from the sky again
853
01:02:32,734 --> 01:02:38,219
Deutschland is rising again
854
01:02:39,921 --> 01:02:45,867
Spring time for Hitler and Germany
855
01:02:47,228 --> 01:02:50,912
Submarines are sinking into the water again
856
01:02:51,081 --> 01:02:52,494
Yes!
857
01:02:52,626 --> 01:02:54,494
It's literally proof of bad taste!
858
01:02:54,636 --> 01:03:01,783
Spring time for Hitler and Germany
859
01:03:02,183 --> 01:03:06,187
The way appeared to us
860
01:03:06,448 --> 01:03:08,189
We have to go
861
01:03:08,390 --> 01:03:16,398
If you call, we are at war!
862
01:03:26,569 --> 01:03:28,106
Yes!
863
01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:37,879
Come on, let's go to the bar across the street.
Let's not get caught between the scenes here.
864
01:03:38,008 --> 01:03:40,172
They stone us to death.
865
01:03:45,607 --> 01:03:52,112
Er Libt Mich, Er Libt Mich Nicht.
(He likes it, he doesn't like it.)
866
01:03:53,079 --> 01:03:54,981
Du liebst mich nicht!
(You don't love me.)
867
01:03:58,424 --> 01:04:00,291
Look now...
868
01:04:00,428 --> 01:04:03,970
I love you, I love you baby.
Don't I love it at all!
869
01:04:04,101 --> 01:04:05,784
Leave me alone now.
870
01:04:08,151 --> 01:04:09,735
Harry, very funny.
871
01:04:09,863 --> 01:04:12,073
Maureen, come on!
872
01:04:15,123 --> 01:04:16,957
Since you love me,
873
01:04:17,086 --> 01:04:20,253
Why don't you pay attention to me
great dictator?
874
01:04:20,843 --> 01:04:24,180
Oh you women, aren't you there?
You are all the same!
875
01:04:24,308 --> 01:04:27,555
Your job is lieben, lieben, lieben!
876
01:04:27,691 --> 01:04:30,356
Remember, my child, I took an oath.
877
01:04:30,488 --> 01:04:32,652
Deutschland is superior to everything!
878
01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:36,898
Just relax and let me focus on my next trip.
879
01:04:41,643 --> 01:04:43,304
I will crush Poland
880
01:04:44,806 --> 01:04:47,709
I will conquer France
881
01:04:50,732 --> 01:04:52,193
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!
882
01:04:52,313 --> 01:04:55,777
Then I will capture Poland
883
01:04:55,977 --> 01:04:58,399
And I will crush France
884
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:02,904
Watch and see baby
885
01:05:03,284 --> 01:05:05,547
Then I'll cross the English Channel
886
01:05:05,667 --> 01:05:06,688
Wow!
887
01:05:06,908 --> 01:05:09,671
I'll kick their asses
888
01:05:09,911 --> 01:05:12,073
Thump thump, thump thump
889
01:05:14,743 --> 01:05:16,452
Heil
890
01:05:23,218 --> 01:05:25,634
Did you see the look on that woman's face?
891
01:05:25,765 --> 01:05:27,679
When the man starts singing...
892
01:05:27,949 --> 01:05:33,294
Spring time for Hitler and Germany
893
01:05:36,883 --> 01:05:41,348
of the "Hitler Spring"
With respect to his first and only performance.
894
01:05:41,672 --> 01:05:43,711
May he rest in peace.
895
01:05:48,970 --> 01:05:50,932
Innkeeper! Innkeeper!
896
01:05:51,065 --> 01:05:52,979
Give us another round of drinks.
897
01:05:54,238 --> 01:05:57,861
In fact, a drink from me for everyone here.
898
01:06:02,087 --> 01:06:03,751
Just think...
899
01:06:03,883 --> 01:06:07,470
Yesterday I was an insignificant little accountant
900
01:06:07,599 --> 01:06:10,766
today is a broadway
I am the producer of the fiasco!
901
01:06:11,893 --> 01:06:14,736
So we drink to failure!
902
01:06:14,863 --> 01:06:16,230
To failure.
903
01:06:16,365 --> 01:06:19,737
Thank you. You are very kind.
904
01:06:31,647 --> 01:06:33,561
Bitteschön, mein Führer.
905
01:06:34,401 --> 01:06:37,112
Dude, you're German!
906
01:06:38,493 --> 01:06:40,236
We are all German!
907
01:06:41,792 --> 01:06:43,626
That's right!
908
01:06:43,754 --> 01:06:46,795
This is to Germany
It means we can't attack.
909
01:06:49,849 --> 01:06:52,389
So all my friends are here.
910
01:06:54,024 --> 01:06:55,704
What about me?
911
01:06:56,404 --> 01:06:59,992
And at the golf club
laughter every night...
912
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,954
We must do something. I found!
913
01:07:02,834 --> 01:07:05,955
I found it, okay. I found!
914
01:07:06,090 --> 01:07:10,088
- What's wrong?
- A medal fell into my trousers.
915
01:07:10,223 --> 01:07:11,682
Take it off, honey.
916
01:07:12,352 --> 01:07:13,936
Dankeschön baby.
917
01:07:14,064 --> 01:07:17,481
"Baby. Baby."
918
01:07:17,614 --> 01:07:19,151
Why does he keep saying "baby"?
919
01:07:19,283 --> 01:07:22,495
The Führer never said "baby".
I didn't write anything like that.
920
01:07:22,624 --> 01:07:24,709
Where did this "baby" come from now?
921
01:07:24,836 --> 01:07:26,499
Could you please shut up?
922
01:07:26,632 --> 01:07:29,297
You close it. You are the audience.
923
01:07:29,428 --> 01:07:32,424
I write. I am superior to you!
924
01:07:33,394 --> 01:07:34,853
Bartender! Bartender!
925
01:07:34,981 --> 01:07:36,535
I'll have another drink,
926
01:07:37,444 --> 01:07:39,438
And to my partner, Mr. Bloom...
927
01:07:42,412 --> 01:07:46,535
Don't forget this good-natured drunkard of ours.
928
01:07:55,021 --> 01:07:56,639
Thank you. Thank you.
929
01:07:59,321 --> 01:08:00,734
- Let's toast!
- Let's remove it!
930
01:08:00,866 --> 01:08:02,574
Let's remove it!
931
01:08:03,287 --> 01:08:05,908
- Whereat?
- Well...
932
01:08:08,256 --> 01:08:10,420
Let's raise it to toast. I love toast very much.
933
01:08:10,552 --> 01:08:12,968
- On toast.
- On toast.
934
01:08:21,323 --> 01:08:23,191
Let me start
935
01:08:23,327 --> 01:08:27,747
you too until the end
I would like to see it behind me!
936
01:08:27,929 --> 01:08:31,191
With its light
937
01:08:31,192 --> 01:08:35,657
Silver moon
938
01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:37,278
I want to hug
939
01:08:37,358 --> 01:08:39,620
He wants to hug
940
01:08:39,701 --> 01:08:41,602
Humming songs to my sweetheart
941
01:08:41,642 --> 01:08:44,585
Love songs will hum
942
01:08:44,645 --> 01:08:45,687
Honeymoon
943
01:08:45,767 --> 01:08:47,949
Honeymoon, honeymoon
944
01:08:47,989 --> 01:08:49,971
In a sparkling June
945
01:08:50,091 --> 01:08:51,933
In June
946
01:08:51,973 --> 01:08:56,357
Silver beams
It will bring the dream of love
947
01:08:56,437 --> 01:09:00,161
It's almost time for us to embrace each other
948
01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:05,306
When the silver moon comes out
949
01:09:05,366 --> 01:09:06,667
Goodbye!
950
01:09:14,346 --> 01:09:16,260
Intermission! Quick!
951
01:09:16,392 --> 01:09:19,058
Hide your faces.
They will tear us to pieces.
952
01:09:22,697 --> 01:09:25,191
- Give us some Manhattans.
- I'll take it too.
953
01:09:26,245 --> 01:09:28,660
- Here you go, Frank.
- Did you get it? Well done!
954
01:09:28,792 --> 01:09:30,659
Two whiskey cocktails, please.
955
01:09:30,796 --> 01:09:34,338
So far on Broadway
I may have never watched anything funnier.
956
01:09:34,469 --> 01:09:38,092
- I've never laughed this much.
- We definitely burst out laughing!
957
01:09:38,227 --> 01:09:40,938
My jaw literally hurt!
958
01:09:42,569 --> 01:09:44,734
Calm down. Don't panic.
959
01:09:44,866 --> 01:09:49,330
There are a lot of games on this street.
They are not talking about the "Hitler Spring".
960
01:09:49,458 --> 01:09:53,706
A play called "Hitler Spring"
Did you ever think that you would love?
961
01:09:55,888 --> 01:09:57,471
Let's go back to our place!
962
01:09:57,599 --> 01:10:00,561
If the second act is like the first
This game plays for five years!
963
01:10:00,621 --> 01:10:04,365
Spring time for Hitler and Germany
964
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,654
I have to think. I have to think.
965
01:10:10,184 --> 01:10:12,930
Miss Cathcart, 50 percent.
966
01:10:13,214 --> 01:10:15,333
Ms. Resnick, 50 percent.
967
01:10:15,468 --> 01:10:17,006
I have to think.
968
01:10:17,138 --> 01:10:20,179
- Mrs. Biddlecomb, 50 percent.
- I have to think.
969
01:10:20,311 --> 01:10:23,057
Miss Wentworth, 100 percent.
970
01:10:26,281 --> 01:10:29,083
-Leo.
- There is no salvation.
971
01:10:31,333 --> 01:10:33,709
-Leo.
- There is no salvation... - Leo.
972
01:10:34,882 --> 01:10:36,966
- There is no salvation...
- Leo, listen.
973
01:10:37,470 --> 01:10:39,759
let's go to the theater
and let's see what happens.
974
01:10:39,892 --> 01:10:43,138
After all, the audience
We only heard a small part of it.
975
01:10:44,276 --> 01:10:46,392
Let's hear what the majority think.
976
01:10:46,948 --> 01:10:50,646
- Majority?
- Majority.
977
01:10:51,123 --> 01:10:53,458
- Let's hear the majority.
- Yes.
978
01:10:53,523 --> 01:10:55,266
- Where is the majority?
- Majority.
979
01:10:55,465 --> 01:10:57,584
- Let's hear the majority.
- Majority.
980
01:10:57,719 --> 01:10:59,428
- Do you see the majority?
- Majority.
981
01:10:59,556 --> 01:11:01,078
- Where is the majority?
- Majority.
982
01:11:17,312 --> 01:11:19,955
One and one more make two
Two, two more make four
983
01:11:20,161 --> 01:11:23,304
I'm so bad
I'm losing the war, cover me up!
984
01:11:27,779 --> 01:11:30,240
Excuse me.
985
01:11:30,368 --> 01:11:33,205
The game continues! Be quiet for a while!
986
01:11:33,332 --> 01:11:35,246
Pig! Pig!
987
01:11:40,221 --> 01:11:42,841
No way,
We're losing everything, everything!
988
01:11:42,977 --> 01:11:44,810
Where is my Goebbels?
989
01:11:44,939 --> 01:11:47,729
Where is my Goebbels? Bring me my Joe!
990
01:11:47,862 --> 01:11:49,229
Bring Goebbels!
991
01:11:49,364 --> 01:11:53,738
- Bring Goebbels!
- Bring Goebbels!
992
01:11:59,384 --> 01:12:01,503
- Hi baby!
- Hello my baby!
993
01:12:01,638 --> 01:12:02,639
What's up?
994
01:12:02,765 --> 01:12:05,431
I just shot my morning propaganda to the public.
995
01:12:05,563 --> 01:12:07,807
Don't stutter me! What did they say?
996
01:12:07,943 --> 01:12:10,403
England to them
I said we invaded!
997
01:12:10,531 --> 01:12:13,447
Wow, awesome! What was the result?
998
01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:15,288
We beat them baby!
999
01:12:15,416 --> 01:12:17,455
That's my Joe! This is it!
1000
01:12:17,587 --> 01:12:19,501
There's no one like my little Joe.
1001
01:12:20,468 --> 01:12:21,585
Joseph?
1002
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:24,431
You smoke in the presence of the Führer.
1003
01:12:24,559 --> 01:12:26,302
Sorry old man.
1004
01:12:29,402 --> 01:12:33,192
They are trying. They are trying so hard.
1005
01:12:34,537 --> 01:12:36,826
- Ja!
-What can I do for you?
1006
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:39,249
Please pass out immediately.
1007
01:12:40,216 --> 01:12:44,505
Disgrace indeed. It must stop immediately.
They drove me crazy.
1008
01:12:44,641 --> 01:12:46,259
The curtain must come down right now!
1009
01:12:46,896 --> 01:12:48,514
What's happening?
1010
01:12:54,452 --> 01:12:56,662
I am the author of this game!
1011
01:12:56,790 --> 01:12:58,749
There's something cataclysmic going on here!
1012
01:12:58,877 --> 01:13:02,420
These are not my words!
The Führer would never say "baby"!
1013
01:13:02,552 --> 01:13:05,764
The Fuhrer was sweet! The Führer was kind!
1014
01:13:05,891 --> 01:13:07,759
The Fuhrer was good!
1015
01:13:07,895 --> 01:13:12,144
Oh, how he loved me!
He always said to me...
1016
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,615
"Franz... Ah!"
1017
01:13:44,761 --> 01:13:46,220
This-this?
1018
01:13:46,765 --> 01:13:48,349
This-this?
1019
01:13:50,644 --> 01:13:52,888
- Yes?
- Are we making love?
1020
01:13:53,988 --> 01:13:56,903
No. We don't make love.
1021
01:13:57,036 --> 01:13:58,699
Back to work.
1022
01:14:10,651 --> 01:14:12,413
CONGRATULATIONS
1023
01:14:24,966 --> 01:14:26,925
“Congratulations.
1024
01:14:27,054 --> 01:14:29,343
"Broadway's favorite production."
1025
01:14:31,146 --> 01:14:32,763
“Congratulations.
1026
01:14:32,899 --> 01:14:35,064
Hitler will escape forever."
1027
01:14:36,865 --> 01:14:38,324
"Congratulations."
1028
01:14:38,452 --> 01:14:41,118
"Congratulations."
"Congratulations."
1029
01:14:41,249 --> 01:14:43,117
"Congratulations."
1030
01:14:43,253 --> 01:14:45,793
Congratulations!
1031
01:14:45,925 --> 01:14:48,762
Have you seen the ticket queue at the box office?
1032
01:14:48,889 --> 01:14:50,883
This is a flood, an avalanche!
1033
01:14:51,019 --> 01:14:52,852
Broadway's favorite production!
1034
01:14:52,980 --> 01:14:55,976
You rotten apple! You ruined me!
1035
01:14:57,990 --> 01:15:00,986
You are crazy! He will kill me!
Call the police! Call the police!
1036
01:15:01,122 --> 01:15:03,958
Help! Help!
Murder is being committed! There is rape!
1037
01:15:08,010 --> 01:15:11,282
Don't let anyone in. I need to think.
1038
01:15:12,228 --> 01:15:13,561
I need to think.
1039
01:15:18,073 --> 01:15:19,531
How can this happen?
1040
01:15:20,885 --> 01:15:24,545
I was very careful. I chose the wrong game.
1041
01:15:25,212 --> 01:15:27,752
Wrong director, wrong cast.
1042
01:15:28,510 --> 01:15:30,378
Where did I do right?
1043
01:15:35,983 --> 01:15:39,355
- What are you doing?
- Don't try to stop me, my decision is final.
1044
01:15:39,490 --> 01:15:43,287
- What will you do with those notebooks?
- I surrender. There is no other choice.
1045
01:15:43,415 --> 01:15:46,997
I will cooperate with the authorities.
They will reduce my sentence and give me good behavior.
1046
01:15:47,047 --> 01:15:49,667
Maybe in the prison library
I find a job. Goodbye.
1047
01:15:49,802 --> 01:15:51,511
Leo. Leo...
1048
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:52,848
Leo, Leo...
1049
01:15:52,975 --> 01:15:55,686
Leo, Leo, calm down. Calm down.
1050
01:15:55,814 --> 01:15:58,104
You're in a bad mood. You don't know what you're doing.
1051
01:15:58,236 --> 01:16:00,981
You act in panic.
Give me those notebooks!
1052
01:16:01,117 --> 01:16:04,571
- I should never have listened to you!
- I really shouldn't have listened to you!
1053
01:16:04,707 --> 01:16:08,375
- Oh, how I hate you!
- I am twice as much, twice as much!
1054
01:16:15,938 --> 01:16:20,278
Fat! Fat!
1055
01:16:20,406 --> 01:16:22,115
Oil skin!
1056
01:16:22,243 --> 01:16:24,202
Give me those notebooks, seal!
1057
01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:26,494
- Never!
- Give it quick!
1058
01:16:26,626 --> 01:16:31,091
- You chubby fat person, give me the notebooks!
- No! No!
1059
01:16:33,849 --> 01:16:37,034
You have broken your sacred oath! You will die!
1060
01:16:45,539 --> 01:16:47,828
I didn't like it.
1061
01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:49,749
I'm not killing you.
1062
01:16:49,881 --> 01:16:52,877
Don't you understand? You must die.
1063
01:16:53,012 --> 01:16:55,010
Will you cooperate?
1064
01:16:55,601 --> 01:16:57,469
- Come in!
- Come in!
1065
01:16:58,523 --> 01:17:00,891
I hear noise. Call me?
1066
01:17:01,477 --> 01:17:03,220
Where are you...
1067
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:07,113
Boo!
1068
01:17:07,249 --> 01:17:09,037
I saw you.
1069
01:17:09,170 --> 01:17:11,444
Do you want something? Coffee?
1070
01:17:11,841 --> 01:17:13,028
Coffee.
1071
01:17:13,595 --> 01:17:15,781
Yes! Good idea.
1072
01:17:16,434 --> 01:17:18,849
Ask the gentleman with the gun...
1073
01:17:20,234 --> 01:17:24,248
shoot at us
Isn't anyone trying to kill us?
1074
01:17:24,909 --> 01:17:26,743
Ask him what he drinks.
1075
01:17:29,544 --> 01:17:31,004
Would you like coffee?
1076
01:17:32,508 --> 01:17:34,297
Kaffee? Ja.
1077
01:17:34,428 --> 01:17:35,886
Without milk, with two sugars.
1078
01:17:36,014 --> 01:17:40,184
Two with cream, one plain, two with sugar. Beautiful.
1079
01:17:48,290 --> 01:17:51,661
- Champagne?
- Thanks. I just wanted Kaffee.
1080
01:17:56,389 --> 01:17:59,601
under the table
Are you going to come out or not?
1081
01:17:59,729 --> 01:18:01,723
- No!
- Cowards!
1082
01:18:02,201 --> 01:18:04,726
Cowardly, miserable cowards!
1083
01:18:05,365 --> 01:18:07,666
Life brats! Watch!
1084
01:18:08,830 --> 01:18:11,119
Watch and remember!
1085
01:18:11,252 --> 01:18:14,794
Franz Liebkind to you
It will show how a man dies!
1086
01:18:17,097 --> 01:18:22,556
Deutschland, Deutschland
Über alles
1087
01:18:22,905 --> 01:18:25,526
- Say it.
- Uber alles...
1088
01:18:25,781 --> 01:18:28,447
I will soon meet my mein Führer.
1089
01:18:28,578 --> 01:18:31,163
And to Göring! And to Goebbels!
1090
01:18:31,292 --> 01:18:32,625
And to Himmler!
1091
01:18:32,753 --> 01:18:35,486
I'm coming guys!
1092
01:18:39,099 --> 01:18:41,640
When things go wrong...
1093
01:18:46,990 --> 01:18:51,410
I spent the whole day with a crazy German
I spent it playing hide and seek!
1094
01:18:54,630 --> 01:18:58,001
- Okay, it's over.
- What happened?
1095
01:18:59,180 --> 01:19:01,846
Headshot, why are you shooting at us?
1096
01:19:01,978 --> 01:19:05,259
Use this somewhere useful.
Shoot at players.
1097
01:19:09,239 --> 01:19:10,491
Franz...
1098
01:19:11,079 --> 01:19:13,023
Have I ever led you wrong?
1099
01:19:13,543 --> 01:19:14,876
Always.
1100
01:19:15,004 --> 01:19:16,694
Nevermind. Look at me
1101
01:19:17,468 --> 01:19:21,341
people every night
They laugh at their beloved Führer. From where?
1102
01:19:21,476 --> 01:19:24,284
Because of LSD.
1103
01:19:24,648 --> 01:19:27,079
And his bloody hell
Because of their "baby"!
1104
01:19:29,074 --> 01:19:30,442
Here you go.
1105
01:19:31,244 --> 01:19:32,626
Buy bullets.
1106
01:19:33,082 --> 01:19:36,169
Go kill those players.
1107
01:19:36,756 --> 01:19:38,750
- What?
- Shut your mouth!
1108
01:19:38,885 --> 01:19:42,553
Players. I must destroy the players.
1109
01:19:43,686 --> 01:19:46,727
Stop! This is madness! Have you lost your mind?
1110
01:19:46,859 --> 01:19:49,398
What does "kill players" mean?
1111
01:19:49,448 --> 01:19:51,442
Are players animals? They are human.
1112
01:19:51,577 --> 01:19:53,741
Really? Have you ever had dinner with someone?
1113
01:19:53,873 --> 01:19:56,493
Go ahead! Go kill!
1114
01:19:56,629 --> 01:19:59,875
- No!
- Make a decision!
1115
01:20:00,010 --> 01:20:03,097
What are you doing? Our hands are tied!
Either the show or us!
1116
01:20:03,225 --> 01:20:06,939
There is no way out! What should we do?
Should we blow up the theater?
1117
01:20:23,015 --> 01:20:24,758
- Dynamite.
- Dynamite.
1118
01:20:24,894 --> 01:20:26,181
Dynamite.
1119
01:20:30,864 --> 01:20:32,072
- Wick.
- Wick.
1120
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,237
Suppository.
1121
01:20:40,763 --> 01:20:41,971
Yes.
1122
01:20:42,178 --> 01:20:44,468
Now let's move on to the main link.
1123
01:21:26,475 --> 01:21:29,471
Fire! This is dynamite.
1124
01:21:29,606 --> 01:21:33,695
If you shoot, he will get angry at us.
It blows us all away.
1125
01:21:33,823 --> 01:21:35,817
Well said, look.
1126
01:21:35,952 --> 01:21:37,741
I'll put this dynamite back.
1127
01:21:37,873 --> 01:21:38,990
Beautiful.
1128
01:21:40,670 --> 01:21:43,666
If I make a game again
There will be no writer.
1129
01:21:48,644 --> 01:21:50,430
- Max?
- What's wrong?
1130
01:21:51,024 --> 01:21:52,516
- Max?
- What?
1131
01:21:53,070 --> 01:21:57,029
- You know, we had a fight in the office yesterday?
- So what?
1132
01:21:57,704 --> 01:22:00,791
I call you "fat, chubby, seal"
I'm sorry for what I said.
1133
01:22:08,559 --> 01:22:09,926
Gentlemen.
1134
01:22:10,522 --> 01:22:14,144
We have a technical problem here.
1135
01:22:14,278 --> 01:22:20,782
Is this the quick wick of zamazingo,
I don't know if it's a slow wick or not.
1136
01:22:20,917 --> 01:22:23,252
I need to understand this.
1137
01:22:34,903 --> 01:22:36,487
Very critical.
1138
01:22:47,344 --> 01:22:49,589
Ah, ja, ja. Do you see?
1139
01:22:49,725 --> 01:22:52,596
Did you hear what I told you?
1140
01:22:52,731 --> 01:22:55,772
Ja. Don't skip this smart move.
1141
01:22:55,904 --> 01:23:00,654
I told you it was a quick fuse,
That's how it turned out.
1142
01:23:01,582 --> 01:23:04,122
Quick wick!
1143
01:23:21,914 --> 01:23:23,748
Did the jury reach a verdict?
1144
01:23:25,170 --> 01:23:26,439
We have arrived, Your Honor.
1145
01:23:26,503 --> 01:23:28,109
What is the jury's verdict?
1146
01:23:28,553 --> 01:23:31,468
We find the defendants extremely guilty.
1147
01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:34,641
Before the court announces the sentence
on behalf of the defendants themselves
1148
01:23:34,773 --> 01:23:37,062
Do they have anything to say?
1149
01:23:38,656 --> 01:23:40,583
I have it, Your Honor.
1150
01:23:41,244 --> 01:23:45,170
Not for myself but
On behalf of my partner, Mr. Bialystock.
1151
01:23:45,795 --> 01:23:46,957
We are listening.
1152
01:23:47,377 --> 01:23:48,995
Your Honor,
1153
01:23:49,512 --> 01:23:51,632
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
1154
01:23:53,059 --> 01:23:56,807
Max Bialystock is the...
1155
01:23:58,486 --> 01:24:01,645
...the most selfish man.
1156
01:24:02,453 --> 01:24:03,991
Don't help me.
1157
01:24:04,123 --> 01:24:06,162
Not just a liar,
1158
01:24:07,171 --> 01:24:08,664
at the same time
1159
01:24:09,885 --> 01:24:12,801
a scoundrel and a fraud...
1160
01:24:13,768 --> 01:24:16,702
He took money from old ladies.
1161
01:24:17,399 --> 01:24:22,399
At the same time, people, especially
He convinced me to do something.
1162
01:24:23,536 --> 01:24:27,831
Even if a thousand years pass, I wouldn't even dream of doing it.
to do something they cannot do.
1163
01:24:29,256 --> 01:24:30,799
But your honor,
1164
01:24:31,804 --> 01:24:33,798
As far as I understand,
1165
01:24:34,851 --> 01:24:41,822
laws treat people unfairly
It was made to protect against damage.
1166
01:24:43,900 --> 01:24:45,344
Your Honor,
1167
01:24:46,374 --> 01:24:50,714
Who did Max Bialystock wrong?
1168
01:24:50,842 --> 01:24:54,322
I mean,
Who did he really hurt?
1169
01:24:54,850 --> 01:24:56,283
Not to me.
1170
01:24:57,521 --> 01:24:59,059
Not to me.
1171
01:24:59,191 --> 01:25:00,809
I...
1172
01:25:02,741 --> 01:25:04,358
This man...
1173
01:25:07,082 --> 01:25:09,379
Nobody's ever called me Leo before.
1174
01:25:10,046 --> 01:25:12,415
It may not have any legal meaning
1175
01:25:12,551 --> 01:25:16,595
But even in kindergarten they called me Bloom.
1176
01:25:17,478 --> 01:25:20,224
I've never sung with anyone before.
1177
01:25:20,358 --> 01:25:22,728
And with no one.
1178
01:25:23,657 --> 01:25:25,194
This man...
1179
01:25:26,496 --> 01:25:27,909
This man...
1180
01:25:29,043 --> 01:25:31,082
This guy is a great guy.
1181
01:25:32,633 --> 01:25:34,844
It made me the person I am today.
1182
01:25:35,807 --> 01:25:37,140
Really.
1183
01:25:39,773 --> 01:25:41,732
What about these dear ladies?
1184
01:25:42,862 --> 01:25:46,449
If it wasn't for Max Bialystock
What would their lives be like?
1185
01:25:48,039 --> 01:25:49,576
Max Bialystock...
1186
01:25:50,795 --> 01:25:53,380
It made them feel young.
1187
01:25:54,552 --> 01:25:56,511
It felt attractive.
1188
01:25:57,266 --> 01:25:59,100
They were desired again.
1189
01:26:03,152 --> 01:26:05,362
That's all I have to say.
1190
01:26:10,625 --> 01:26:12,442
Silence!
1191
01:26:15,970 --> 01:26:20,059
That we learned our lesson,
We'll never do this again
1192
01:26:20,186 --> 01:26:22,271
I would like to add, Your Honor.
1193
01:26:27,007 --> 01:26:28,548
STATE PRISON
1194
01:26:30,891 --> 01:26:32,733
Under that sky
1195
01:26:32,813 --> 01:26:34,815
Prisoners of love
1196
01:26:35,275 --> 01:26:38,438
They can't hold their hearts captive
1197
01:26:47,157 --> 01:26:49,777
Come on guys, sing it more vividly.
1198
01:26:52,773 --> 01:26:54,835
Under that sky
1199
01:26:55,015 --> 01:26:57,277
Prisoners of love
1200
01:26:57,437 --> 01:27:01,241
They can't hold their hearts captive
1201
01:27:01,641 --> 01:27:04,885
Under that sky dome
Double doves...
1202
01:27:04,901 --> 01:27:08,443
Now "Prisoners of Love"
20 percent is yours. Congratulations.
1203
01:27:08,574 --> 01:27:09,908
Next.
1204
01:27:15,798 --> 01:27:19,044
Now "Prisoners of Love"
30 percent is yours. Congratulations.
1205
01:27:19,179 --> 01:27:20,343
Next.
1206
01:27:20,933 --> 01:27:26,184
Well, the prison warden game
Wants to make a small investment.
1207
01:27:31,826 --> 01:27:33,760
50 percent of the game
Say you have it.
1208
01:27:33,792 --> 01:27:35,358
- Thanks!
- Satisfaction.
1209
01:27:35,637 --> 01:27:37,421
Once again, Franz.
1210
01:27:37,547 --> 01:27:39,719
Eins, zwei, drei, und...
1211
01:27:40,861 --> 01:27:42,983
Under the blue sky
1212
01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:45,215
Prisoners of love
1213
01:27:45,305 --> 01:27:49,389
-They can't hold their hearts captive
- Sing enthusiastically.
1214
01:27:49,509 --> 01:27:51,051
Under the blue sky
1215
01:27:51,131 --> 01:27:53,413
Loud animals, loud!
1216
01:27:53,456 --> 01:27:56,418
Our premiere is in Leavenworth on Saturday!
1217
01:27:57,717 --> 01:28:01,822
If you want, lock the lock on us
1218
01:28:02,202 --> 01:28:06,246
No words can be passed on to hearts in love
1219
01:28:06,626 --> 01:28:08,588
Under the blue sky
1220
01:28:08,829 --> 01:28:10,590
Prisoners of love
1221
01:28:10,690 --> 01:28:14,354
We are still prisoners of love
1222
01:28:14,434 --> 01:28:18,338
If you want, lock the lock on us
1223
01:28:19,019 --> 01:28:22,923
No words can be passed on to hearts in love
1224
01:28:25,926 --> 01:28:28,568
Under the blue sky
1225
01:28:31,471 --> 01:28:33,914
Prisoners of love
1226
01:28:34,034 --> 01:28:37,978
We are still prisoners
1227
01:28:38,038 --> 01:28:44,324
We are still prisoners of love