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(happy music,
French singing)

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(speak French)

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(song continues)

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(engine rattle)

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(man) Oh, là, là.

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(swears in French)

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(suspenseful music)

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Damn.

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In the newspaper
call us

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the beautiful one
and the beast.

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Huh?

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I can do that
don't understand.

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So ugly
you're not at all.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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(dynamic music)

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(Girl) Doctor Proctor?

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(buzz of voices)

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Shh!

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Shh!

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Well, I could by chance
one of you betrayed,

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who is that there?

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(sighs)

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(man) Nobody? Nobody?
Once again you have no idea.

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(boy) Oh!

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- Bull.
- Yes, captain?

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How can I serve you,
my great teacher and thinker,

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Chieftain of pure knowledge?

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Who do you think

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the artist has here
set a monument, you gnome?

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Hmm, do I need to know them?

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- This is a woman, right?
- Yes, a woman.

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- Very well recognized. Yes, what next?
- Hmm?

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You never have
Heard of Joan of Arc?

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- The cancan dancer?
- (everyone giggles)

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No, that would be new to me now.

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Did she invent the fire extinguisher?

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She freed the French
from the English

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and became France's national heroine.

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- I love stories with happy endings.
- Are you kidding me? Are you serious when you say that.

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She was convicted of witchcraft
sentenced to death.

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They organized a party,

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piled up firewood
and set it on fire.

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A wonderful pyre.

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- Then the prince came and saved her.
- (everyone giggles)

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Does anyone see a prince here?
No, Jeanne was burned.

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Alive
in 1431 in Rouen.

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She was only 19.
Not a nice ending.

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- She looks older.
- People used to be uglier.

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Even uglier than you two.

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They didn't wash.
They smelled terrible.

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(sighs)

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Well, that's it.
Let's move on.

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- No wonder she's dead.
- Why do you say that?

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You just become a hero
if you die first.

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(Bull) Yes, Lise,
a prince should have saved her.

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I would have done it.
You have to do everything for love.

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(Lise) Yes, absolutely everything.

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- Doctor Proctor writes from Paris.
- Finally. Is he okay?

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How is the weather? Where does he live?
Was he on the Eiffel Tower?

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Hopefully he doesn't eat snails.

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Has he found his childhood love?

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- Let's read it.
- Great idea.

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(Bull) "Esil and Ellub."

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Lise and Bulle backwards.

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But the postmark is from 1969.

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(Lise) Funny card.

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Something's not right.

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You see, he made a mistake.

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- "Read UDB."
- No, do you see the arrow?

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"Read UDB."
The arrow points to the mark.

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Stop!

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If I'm right,
the rest is under the stamp.

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- Bravo, cop.
- Thank you very much.

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(whistling)

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"SOS, dear friends.
I need your help.

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Put the postcard,
that I have treated

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to shine through the lamp.

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Further instructions to follow."

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(dynamic music)

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Well, you'll be amazed.

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This is Doctor Proctors
new invention.

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The postcard hologram machine.

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But unfortunately I'm stuck
in time, time...

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- Are you where?
- At the time.

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I went away, away,
to find my true love.

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Juliette Margarin from Monte Crispo.

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(unintelligible sounds)

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That was easy.
Then there were problems.

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It's easy for me
the time soap ran out, gone.

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So please bring me this bottle.
The ones there, there, there.

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At the
inventions that have not yet been patented

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you will find French nose clips.

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Exactly in this drawer.

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Oh!

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Take it to the inn
"French fries" to Paris.

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you get money,
if you sell the stamp.

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And to a certain Raspa
from the watch shop in town.

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Don't say where you got the mark from
and where the journey goes.

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Well, you got it, cop, cop?

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Yes, not a word.

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As soon as you get here,
I'll explain everything to you, everything.

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Especially that
with the dangerous Claude Cliché.

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(alert)

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(alarm silenced)

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- Really close.
- Mmm.

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- And what do we do now?
- Well, what?

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You heard it.
We are traveling to Paris.

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- Oh well.
- Well, what?

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We have to ask our parents.

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Seriously?

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(imitates father) “Professor Proctor
stuck in time?

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Then go to him quickly."

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- Do you think they'll let us go?
- Probably not.

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But if we don't help him,
who then?

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We believe him.

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And we know that...

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That friends stick together.

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And that one plus one plus one
is more than three.

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Much more.

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"Doctor Proctor's time soap."

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What is that?

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If you travel,
you need the three Ps.

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Passport, wallet and...

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- Pupsonaut powder.
- No, cop, that's dangerous.

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No, that's just what you say
because girls don't fart.

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Extra gas is never a bad thing.
To Paris!

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Where do you want to go?

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To mountains,
to Anna, who has moved away.

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Anna? Hmm.

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Bergen is a piece of cake
compared to Paris for example.

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No, Paris would be completely insane.

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- Then we book the flight?
- Hmm?

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I mean the bus to Bergen.

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- Which is very far away from Paris.
- Yes, very far.

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Okay, you can drive.

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Come on, get your cannons in position!
Don't set my kitchen on fire.

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- What?
-Paris. We save Doctor Proctor.

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-Paris?
- Yes.

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Very good,
There is duty free on the plane.

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I write down what I need.

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Especially cigarettes.
The brand doesn't matter.

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Uh, you, mom?

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I'm still a child.

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(imitates bull)
Mom, I am a child.

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Say you're a dwarf.
Three bars, coffee liqueur, tequila.

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Better four rods.

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- Here we are supposed to sell the brand.
- It can't be difficult.

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(mysterious music)

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(wing flap)

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(clock ticking)

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(loud squeaking)

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(menacing music)

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What do you want here?

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- Get out!
- Good day.

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My name is Bull.
What do you say to that?

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Do you only sell old watches here?

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Some say time stands still.

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- Maybe she will.
- But...

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Some believe
time is a calm river.

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But everything happens at the same time.

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Now and here.
Over and over again.

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I don't have time for you.

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Stop! When time stands still,
You have all the time in the world.

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You should
view this stamp.

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Here.

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Oh, La Baguette.

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The stamp is from 1969.
Where did you get those?

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(moans)

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- Was it in soapy water?
- No.

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I buy them.
How much?

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- For plane tickets... Ow!
- Friendship Prize. 4000.

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4000? Friendship Award?

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Yes, otherwise it costs twice as much.

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- pay the friendship price.
- Okay.

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(cash register rings)

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And where is the journey going?

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Paris... Ow!

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Neither France nor Paris.
It stinks too much...

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Bathing? With soap in the tub?

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Another tip for the trip.

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Only death
can change the course of history.

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Just death?

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History is set in stone.

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Only those who are ready to die
can change it.

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(laughs loudly)

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(French announcement)

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Look, these are from 50 years ago
landed on the moon.

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This is even cooler than flying.

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Oh, Lise!
Do you see? We have to go there.

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(reads in English)

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(reads in English)

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We have to look at that.
Well, while we're there.

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- And what about the doctor?
- We'll save him afterwards.

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(French announcement)

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(dramatic music)

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(speaks French)

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- Um, pension "to the potato"?
- to the potato?

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Um, fried potato.

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- Um, pension... sweet potato.
- (Taxi driver) Non, non.

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- Potato sack.
- (taxi driver groans)

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-French fries.
- French fries!

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La Pension de French Fries!

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(menacing music)

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(speaks French)

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- (speaks French)
-Hi.

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(speaks French)

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00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,120
Why are you shaking your head?

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She asks
whether we speak French.

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Doctor Proctor?

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(speaks French)

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(speaks French)

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(speaks French)

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(Concierge sighs)

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She wants to know
whether we can put our fist in our mouth.

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- She asks if we are hungry.
- Oh yes.

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No thanks.
We're looking for Doctor Proctor.

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(speaks French)

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00:21:04,910 --> 00:21:08,790
(speaks French)

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00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:14,540
(speaks French)

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00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:17,080
(speaks French)

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- (speaks French)
- You know French?

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00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,870
(speaks French)

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Huh?

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Here.

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00:21:34,370 --> 00:21:37,330
The professor was brilliant, I said.

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With the brackets you understand
and do you speak French.

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- Great, right?
- Yes.

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The doctor has disappeared
but we can live here.

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Thank you very much, very kind of you.

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Now you both can
suddenly French.

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Proctor has lived there for 40 years
same room.

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- Up the stairs and then left.
- Thanks.

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(phone rings)
Thank you very much.

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00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:11,040
(phone rings)
Oh!

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(speaks French)

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00:22:56,580 --> 00:23:00,370
Proctor's drawings.
What is that supposed to be?

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Ah, now a hot bath, great!

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00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:15,750
Uh, don't worry.
I never bathe completely naked.

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June 18, 1815, Waterloo.

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Like my twin.

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(loud squeaking)

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00:23:40,370 --> 00:23:42,460
What was that?

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Come on.

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(there is a knock)

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(suspenseful music)

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Ooh.

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- You're here.
- Juliette Margarin.

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- Juliette Margarin.
- Yes, that's right.

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00:24:30,910 --> 00:24:34,870
- You can remove the clip.
- You can speak German?

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Naturally.

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Viktor and I were then
Day and night together.

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00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:44,080
And you learned German?

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00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:47,460
No, uh, oui, um...

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You know
the one with the flower and the bee.

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So how should I say?

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I was the flower and Viktor was the...

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I didn't even know
that the doctor's name is Viktor.

261
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:08,040
(blows)
Okay.

262
00:25:08,290 --> 00:25:10,500
Doctor Viktor Proctor?

263
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:14,750
Oui, Viktor Proctor.
Viktor Proctor. Victor.

264
00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:23,330
- You resemble Joan of Arc.
- I didn't know that yet.

265
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:27,830
Maybe it is
on the sunglasses. Thank you.

266
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,750
(bang)

267
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,410
It's good that you're here.
Then the card arrived?

268
00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:44,660
Where is Proctor?
Have you seen each other?

269
00:25:44,830 --> 00:25:47,950
Oui, it was just a few days ago.

270
00:25:53,210 --> 00:25:56,120
(Juliette) <i>A few days ago.</i>

271
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:04,750
<i>It was
as if the 40 years had never passed.</i>

272
00:26:04,910 --> 00:26:07,120
<i>As if it were yesterday,</i>

273
00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:10,250
<i>that we
got to know and love.</i>

274
00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:22,450
(he sighs)

275
00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:26,000
It was like back then.

276
00:26:30,410 --> 00:26:32,870
(rattling film reel)

277
00:26:34,950 --> 00:26:37,660
(quiet trumpet music)

278
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:46,540
(hectic music)

279
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:03,210
(dramatic music)

280
00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:14,410
My dad didn't seem to care about my happiness.

281
00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:18,830
He wanted a rich son-in-law
like Claude Cliché.

282
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:25,120
A villain, but extremely rich
extremely elastic bushing carrier.

283
00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:29,620
But my Viktor had a plan.

284
00:27:29,870 --> 00:27:33,750
I know
how we can be together.

285
00:27:33,910 --> 00:27:36,580
- And my father?
- I'll take care of that.

286
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,330
(speaks French)

287
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,700
(splashing)

288
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,250
The time bathtub.

289
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:55,540
- time... What kind of thing?
- That's exactly what I said.

290
00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:57,580
time... What kind of thing?

291
00:27:57,830 --> 00:28:00,870
He constructed a time bathtub.

292
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:04,330
With that you could
travel into the past.

293
00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:06,160
You travel through time.

294
00:28:06,410 --> 00:28:08,250
So he traveled to 1969,

295
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:11,620
about my wedding to Claude
to prevent.

296
00:28:11,870 --> 00:28:13,870
I'm stopping the wedding.

297
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,830
That went wrong.

298
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,040
He can't go back without time soap.

299
00:28:19,210 --> 00:28:22,580
Therefore you have to him
bring the soap.

300
00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:25,870
- You brought them with you?
- Yes.

301
00:28:27,460 --> 00:28:28,960
(hiss)

302
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,620
Come on, we don't have time.

303
00:28:34,790 --> 00:28:38,660
Bull, you here.
Read to the other side.

304
00:28:38,830 --> 00:28:40,500
Let's go, okay?

305
00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:49,450
(beeping)

306
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:55,370
Wow!

307
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:08,160
(Juliette) Foam is the most important thing.

308
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,290
Wow.

309
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,620
Sit on the edge.

310
00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:19,830
Think about the place
Les Grandes Eglises Paris.

311
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:24,080
- July 4, 1969.
- July 4, 1969, okay.

312
00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:27,120
Hold on tight and go underwater.

313
00:29:27,290 --> 00:29:29,410
You'll be there a little later.

314
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,000
(banging on the door)

315
00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:38,330
(banging on the door)

316
00:29:41,410 --> 00:29:44,080
So go ahead, hold on tight.

317
00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:45,950
Don't let go.

318
00:29:46,210 --> 00:29:48,620
(shakes the door)

319
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:51,700
Now get down.

320
00:30:01,870 --> 00:30:04,080
-Oh.
- Wow.

321
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,330
(cop screams)

322
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,700
Bull!

323
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:31,000
(they speak French)

324
00:30:35,290 --> 00:30:37,250
(Lise) Bull.

325
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,210
(bang)
(waiter speaks French)

326
00:30:44,370 --> 00:30:46,250
Doctor Proctor!

327
00:30:50,210 --> 00:30:52,710
(swears in French)

328
00:31:03,290 --> 00:31:04,910
(hiss)

329
00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:07,120
Doctor Proctor!

330
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,750
(church organ)

331
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:39,040
(Song: "Wedding March"
by Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy)

332
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:42,830
(hiss)

333
00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:47,290
Dad?

334
00:31:52,830 --> 00:31:55,830
We are today
gathered here...

335
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,160
Yes, every blind person can see that.
Get to the point, priest.

336
00:32:00,330 --> 00:32:02,160
Yes Yes Yes.

337
00:32:02,330 --> 00:32:05,950
Would you like,
Juliette margarine from Monte Crispo,

338
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,950
Claude Cliché
take to your husband,

339
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,080
then answer yes.

340
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,910
- Yes.
- It wasn't that difficult.

341
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,700
Smart girl.
Now it's my turn.

342
00:32:22,950 --> 00:32:25,120
Yes, immediately...

343
00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:28,160
(hiss)

344
00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:33,160
Keep talking.

345
00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:39,040
Now you, Claude Cliché.

346
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,410
(hiss)

347
00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:45,160
No.

348
00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:56,660
(Claude) Grab the idiot.

349
00:32:57,460 --> 00:33:00,580
(screams) Ah!

350
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,620
(hiss)

351
00:33:12,870 --> 00:33:14,580
(distorted scream)

352
00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:20,950
(moans)

353
00:33:28,210 --> 00:33:31,210
Juliette, Juliette.

354
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,210
(laughs maliciously)

355
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:52,040
Yes, you're amazed, aren't you, Proctor?
You've lost again.

356
00:33:52,210 --> 00:33:54,500
Damn, that's hard.

357
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,790
(Claude) Get rid of the photo thing.

358
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:04,460
Otherwise we won't celebrate the wedding,
but funeral.

359
00:34:09,330 --> 00:34:13,290
(groans and moans)

360
00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:15,870
Ow.

361
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,750
How about a smile?

362
00:34:21,410 --> 00:34:23,710
No, don't do that.

363
00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:26,790
Oh.

364
00:34:30,830 --> 00:34:32,700
(Lise) Proctor!

365
00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:35,410
(Claude) Can I help?

366
00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:38,120
Proctor!

367
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,000
(hiss)

368
00:34:49,950 --> 00:34:51,450
Proctor!

369
00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:56,040
(Claude groans and groans)

370
00:34:57,290 --> 00:34:58,830
Ooh.

371
00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:01,450
(moans)

372
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:12,500
Bull! Where are you?

373
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:17,120
("Gallop Infernal"
by Jacques Offenbach)

374
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,410
(laughs maliciously)
Who laughs last...

375
00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:44,580
(Claude) We can.

376
00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:50,620
(they laugh)

377
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:53,790
Proctor!

378
00:35:57,210 --> 00:36:00,750
Proctor. Hello? Proctor.

379
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:05,410
(groans and moans)

380
00:36:05,660 --> 00:36:07,200
Oh!

381
00:36:10,790 --> 00:36:15,210
- Lise, what are you doing here?
- You wanted us to come.

382
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:21,210
- How come?
- You need the time soap.

383
00:36:21,370 --> 00:36:23,710
- I have them.
- Yes! time soap.

384
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:28,500
I have to go,
to send the card.

385
00:36:30,330 --> 00:36:33,080
Oh no, forget it.

386
00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:35,370
Ah, I'm really clever.

387
00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:40,580
But not smart enough
to prevent the wedding.

388
00:36:40,830 --> 00:36:42,910
Then try again.

389
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,950
You only have one try
to change the story.

390
00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:53,080
- Bulle is definitely in retirement.
- Bull is here?

391
00:36:53,330 --> 00:36:57,710
("Gallop Infernal"
by Jacques Offenbach)

392
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:04,910
- Hi, I don't want to disturb you.
- We need the...

393
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,580
- Yes?
- So, the...

394
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:10,000
tub. Thanks.

395
00:37:10,210 --> 00:37:14,330
- Yeah, okay.
- Yuck, the water is dirty.

396
00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:17,950
The hippies
are not children of hygiene.

397
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,700
Hippies are children of love.

398
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:23,870
They are, yes.

399
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,370
And what is more important than love?

400
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,460
I have to travel back.
Much further back.

401
00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,580
June 3, 1793.

402
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:38,250
Beheading of a certain man
Count Monte Crispo, yes.

403
00:37:38,410 --> 00:37:42,370
This is Juliette's
Great-great-great-great-grandfather.

404
00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:46,950
If I manage it,
to prevent beheading,

405
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:51,460
becomes all his possessions
stay in the family.

406
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:55,580
Juliette's dad,
Baron Margarin of Monte Crispo,

407
00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:58,250
his daughter wouldn't have to

408
00:37:58,410 --> 00:38:03,040
to these greedy,
peddle stupid Claude cliché.

409
00:38:03,210 --> 00:38:07,460
- 1793, the French Revolution.
- Yes.

410
00:38:10,410 --> 00:38:14,580
- Come back.
- I have to go to the past.

411
00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:20,950
- You need help.
- Are you there?

412
00:38:21,210 --> 00:38:26,040
- Sure, but I have to find Bulle.
- Yes, a matter of honor.

413
00:38:26,330 --> 00:38:28,950
I'll go ahead and you'll follow.

414
00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:37,500
Take good care of it.

415
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,790
June 3, 1793.

416
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,290
Bastille, Paris.
Vive the revolution!

417
00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:53,790
Good luck!

418
00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:16,450
(laughs) Wow.

419
00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:20,500
(clock ticking)

420
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:22,750
(loud thunder)

421
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,870
(thunder)

422
00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:35,750
(Lise) Bull?

423
00:39:40,210 --> 00:39:43,660
- What are you doing here?
- What am I doing here?

424
00:39:43,830 --> 00:39:47,370
I'm looking for the man
who destroyed my life.

425
00:39:47,540 --> 00:39:50,040
You will help me with this.

426
00:39:50,790 --> 00:39:55,700
- Who destroyed your life?
- Oh, you stupid thing, you.

427
00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:59,410
- Doctor Proctor, of course.
- Huh?

428
00:39:59,660 --> 00:40:02,250
I'll get what's mine.

429
00:40:02,410 --> 00:40:05,410
The drawings for the thing here.

430
00:40:06,790 --> 00:40:11,160
- These are not yours.
- I was his assistant.

431
00:40:11,330 --> 00:40:15,290
And I have for him
invented the time soap.

432
00:40:15,540 --> 00:40:18,910
- Where is Doctor Proctor?
- Where is Bull?

433
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,000
(speaks French)

434
00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:24,160
What an invention! Wow!

435
00:40:24,330 --> 00:40:29,790
I'm sorry for letting go.
The year, place and date were incorrect.

436
00:40:29,950 --> 00:40:34,950
There were seven cancan dancers,
who thought I was cute.

437
00:40:35,210 --> 00:40:38,660
They called me Crème Bullée.

438
00:40:38,830 --> 00:40:41,950
- The time travel is so cool.
- Bull.

439
00:40:42,210 --> 00:40:44,950
Even cooler than the moon...

440
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:50,910
She is looking for Doctor Proctor.
And she is very angry.

441
00:40:51,790 --> 00:40:55,540
- That explains that part.
- Where is Proctor?

442
00:40:56,910 --> 00:40:59,000
- You?
- Lisa! Go!

443
00:41:10,870 --> 00:41:13,580
(distant horse gallop)

444
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,330
(distant neighing)

445
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,540
(snoring)

446
00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:28,500
(snores)

447
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:31,250
What were you thinking about?
Where are we?

448
00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:34,000
We should go to Paris.
June 3, 1793.

449
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:39,620
Nobody told me that.
I thought about what came to mind.

450
00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:41,330
(snoring)

451
00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:44,660
- To the.
- Napoleon?

452
00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:47,250
Mmm.

453
00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:55,500
Bull, what are you up to?

454
00:41:57,370 --> 00:42:01,000
Napoleon, you big little dwarf.

455
00:42:01,910 --> 00:42:03,040
No.

456
00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:05,790
He wakes up.

457
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,120
Come back.

458
00:42:08,910 --> 00:42:11,830
No, what are you doing, cop?

459
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,750
(loud growling)

460
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,080
(loud fart)

461
00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:28,370
(Bang, loud scream)

462
00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:39,410
What was that?

463
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,370
That looked like...

464
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:46,450
The dwarf may conquer the world,

465
00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:50,750
but fly
Even he can't, no.

466
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:55,160
- What are you doing for so long?
- You'll see straight away.

467
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:58,540
Tamtaratam.

468
00:42:58,790 --> 00:43:01,000
- Come on.
- The uniform is cool.

469
00:43:01,250 --> 00:43:03,250
Okay, June 3, 1793.

470
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,290
(man) What happened
Mr. Generator?

471
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:14,580
- Everything OK?
- The boom right now? Just a bomb.

472
00:43:14,830 --> 00:43:19,580
An English assassin,
who got what he deserved.

473
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:23,580
Um, is everything else OK here?

474
00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:26,700
- All right here.
- Yes yes.

475
00:43:26,950 --> 00:43:30,540
Dive already.
I'll come right away.

476
00:43:30,790 --> 00:43:35,410
Otherwise everything is fine.
No time travelers or anything.

477
00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:38,370
Well, what's going on today?

478
00:43:38,540 --> 00:43:41,870
- Mr. Generator...
- Generator?

479
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:47,700
General and dictator.
They themselves wanted it that way.

480
00:43:49,790 --> 00:43:53,410
Yes, of course.
Anything else?

481
00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:57,540
- Everything is ready for battle.
- Battle?

482
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,910
Which battle?

483
00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:03,370
The Battle of Waterloo.

484
00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:07,080
(menacing music)

485
00:44:07,330 --> 00:44:10,040
Unfortunately it still has to wait.

486
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:16,500
I still have to have breakfast,
bathe and brush your teeth.

487
00:44:17,370 --> 00:44:21,330
You rest today
really joking.

488
00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:26,330
Everyone knows that French
never brush your teeth.

489
00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:28,500
(they laugh loudly)

490
00:44:35,370 --> 00:44:39,620
Well, as sorry as I am,
the English are waiting.

491
00:44:39,870 --> 00:44:45,120
The soldiers are ready.
The cannons are loaded.

492
00:45:04,790 --> 00:45:06,870
Hello, uh...

493
00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:10,870
I... I'm waiting for a friend.

494
00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:19,540
His name is Bull.

495
00:45:20,580 --> 00:45:22,200
Um...

496
00:45:22,370 --> 00:45:25,210
He will definitely come soon.

497
00:45:27,330 --> 00:45:30,000
So, yeah...
(laughs painfully)

498
00:45:32,250 --> 00:45:35,370
Bull, what are you doing again?

499
00:45:40,330 --> 00:45:43,250
(menacing marching music)

500
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,950
(Soldier) Stand still!
Eyes straight ahead.

501
00:46:02,210 --> 00:46:06,790
(all in chorus) Long live Napoleon!
Long live France!

502
00:46:08,210 --> 00:46:09,250
Oh.

503
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,540
Damn,
I'm alone again.

504
00:46:26,870 --> 00:46:30,500
70,000 men.
Ready to die for you.

505
00:46:31,290 --> 00:46:34,410
- Huh? Die? For me?
- Yes.

506
00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:42,040
(Bull) That's crazy.

507
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:50,370
If I understand that correctly,
do you do everything I say?

508
00:46:50,540 --> 00:46:54,290
- Absolutely everything?
- That's right, Mr. Generator.

509
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,910
Absolutely everything.

510
00:46:57,620 --> 00:46:59,160
OK.

511
00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:06,950
Legs apart!

512
00:47:08,660 --> 00:47:10,000
Feixen!

513
00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:14,870
(laughs)

514
00:47:15,830 --> 00:47:17,500
Hop!

515
00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:25,580
And pop!

516
00:47:25,830 --> 00:47:28,410
(pop)

517
00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:37,330
Let's go, my friends!
to the Bastille! Vive the revolution!

518
00:47:41,370 --> 00:47:45,950
(all)
Freedom, equality, fraternity!

519
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:50,160
Freedom, equality, fraternity!

520
00:47:50,330 --> 00:47:54,500
Freedom, equality, fraternity!

521
00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:03,870
- (Man) Death waits here!
- (cheering)

522
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:08,040
- (Man) Death waits here!
- (cheering)

523
00:48:08,210 --> 00:48:12,370
I know what you want.
You should get that too.

524
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:15,620
Yes, you should, you should.

525
00:48:15,830 --> 00:48:20,370
- Do you want 1000 heads to roll?
- (all) Yes!

526
00:48:20,540 --> 00:48:23,540
For freedom! Against tyranny!

527
00:48:23,790 --> 00:48:27,080
- (all) Yes!
- Come on, get one out.

528
00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:30,160
(all) Vive la revolution!

529
00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:33,460
Come on now.
Vive the revolution!

530
00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:36,620
(all) Vive la revolution!

531
00:48:36,790 --> 00:48:40,620
Next
the fool will be judged,

532
00:48:40,910 --> 00:48:44,580
who prevented a beheading.

533
00:48:44,790 --> 00:48:48,950
- That of the Count of Monte Crispo.
- Proctor!

534
00:48:49,210 --> 00:48:52,950
(Proctor) Lise, I'm here.
I'm stuck.

535
00:48:53,210 --> 00:48:56,790
- Help me!
- (Executioner) The rule says:

536
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,080
If you prevent a beheading,

537
00:48:59,330 --> 00:49:02,790
one's head is made shorter.

538
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,620
- (all) Yes!
- Drums.

539
00:49:08,910 --> 00:49:10,120
(Lise) Stop!

540
00:49:10,370 --> 00:49:11,790
Lise, do something!

541
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,460
(Lise) Stop, I said!

542
00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:16,950
You can't do that.

543
00:49:17,210 --> 00:49:20,330
Something is scratching my back.

544
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,700
Lisa! Lisa!

545
00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:28,250
(Proctor) Don't give up, Lise!

546
00:49:28,830 --> 00:49:33,250
You want execution
prevent this idiot?

547
00:49:33,410 --> 00:49:35,290
- Yes!
- Okay, Lise.

548
00:49:36,460 --> 00:49:40,620
Then lie down now
for him in this place.

549
00:49:40,870 --> 00:49:45,210
There is no beheading,
if this continues.

550
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:49,870
- But those are the rules.
- (People boo)

551
00:49:50,410 --> 00:49:53,000
Doppelkopf. Doppelkopf.

552
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:58,000
- (all) double head. Doppelkopf.
- Doppelkopf?

553
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:02,330
- (all) Doppelkopf! Doppelkopf!
- Quiet!

554
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,370
(all) Doppelkopf.

555
00:50:04,540 --> 00:50:07,750
What do you think of...

556
00:50:10,210 --> 00:50:12,290
Doppelkopf!

557
00:50:12,580 --> 00:50:16,660
(cheers, applause)

558
00:50:16,910 --> 00:50:21,160
-Hattihattihattiho.
- (all) Hattihattihattiho.

559
00:50:21,410 --> 00:50:26,250
-Hattihattihattiho.
- (all) Hattihattihattiho.

560
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:30,200
-Hattihattihattiho.
- (all) Hattihattihattiho.

561
00:50:47,370 --> 00:50:50,370
Listen, you wooden heads!

562
00:50:50,540 --> 00:50:56,120
Don't let yourself be shot for me!
Shit on it.

563
00:50:56,370 --> 00:51:00,160
Put the guns away.
They're dangerous!

564
00:51:00,410 --> 00:51:02,290
- And go home!
- Huh?

565
00:51:03,580 --> 00:51:06,540
Let it rip.
Goes home.

566
00:51:06,790 --> 00:51:09,700
Give to your children
and women a kiss.

567
00:51:09,950 --> 00:51:14,500
Don't drink so much
eat healthy and vote!

568
00:51:14,660 --> 00:51:19,040
Use seat belt and taillight,
as soon as they exist.

569
00:51:19,290 --> 00:51:24,080
And above all,
brush your teeth every day!

570
00:51:24,950 --> 00:51:27,370
You can't...

571
00:51:27,620 --> 00:51:31,580
- Everything gathered? Then go home!
- (all) Yes!

572
00:51:31,830 --> 00:51:35,580
Great, but don't say
what it really was like

573
00:51:35,830 --> 00:51:37,620
here in Waterloo.

574
00:51:37,790 --> 00:51:41,580
Says we fought,
but lost.

575
00:51:41,830 --> 00:51:43,500
(all) Okidoki!

576
00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:48,950
- Come home safe!
- (all) Thank you!

577
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,870
You can't call it all off.

578
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,210
You saw that.

579
00:51:54,370 --> 00:51:58,120
And now a bath.
I deserve that.

580
00:52:01,830 --> 00:52:03,750
All right, folks.

581
00:52:03,950 --> 00:52:08,080
The Battle of Waterloo is canceled!

582
00:52:08,330 --> 00:52:11,000
Are you ready for heads?

583
00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:13,500
(everyone cheers) Yes!

584
00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:18,120
- Nice to see you.
- I'm really sorry now.

585
00:52:18,290 --> 00:52:22,500
- That didn't go as planned.
- It's okay.

586
00:52:22,750 --> 00:52:27,290
We will die.
And I disappointed Juliette.

587
00:52:27,460 --> 00:52:30,960
- (Executioner) Give me a K!
- (all) K!

588
00:52:31,210 --> 00:52:34,330
- Give me an O!
- (all) O!

589
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:38,000
- (Executioner) Give me a P!
- (all) P!

590
00:52:38,250 --> 00:52:40,750
- (Executioner) Give me an F!
- (all) F!

591
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,580
- (Executioner) What does that mean?
- Bull!

592
00:52:44,580 --> 00:52:46,370
- No...
- Bull!

593
00:52:46,620 --> 00:52:49,500
No, that doesn't mean cop.

594
00:52:49,660 --> 00:52:51,910
- That means...
- (all) head!

595
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,120
Head, yes.

596
00:52:54,870 --> 00:52:56,950
Stupid girl.

597
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,290
(metallic hit)

598
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:06,080
What are you doing there?
This is dangerous.

599
00:53:06,330 --> 00:53:08,750
- Bull.
- Are we still alive?

600
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,460
- Yes.
- (Proctor) My God.

601
00:53:12,210 --> 00:53:14,710
Dear Parisians!

602
00:53:14,870 --> 00:53:17,370
Freedom Day is here!

603
00:53:17,540 --> 00:53:20,330
Just like I save these two,

604
00:53:20,580 --> 00:53:23,120
I will also save you from tyranny.

605
00:53:23,370 --> 00:53:26,250
I ensure a life full of fun.

606
00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:30,580
But you have to
stop this madness.

607
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:33,120
That's naughty!

608
00:53:33,330 --> 00:53:35,040
What's this supposed to mean now?

609
00:53:35,290 --> 00:53:38,910
70,000 men
threw away their weapons because of me.

610
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:42,660
A piece of cake.
I promise everything.

611
00:53:42,910 --> 00:53:46,410
I'm cutting taxes
on tobacco and gasoline.

612
00:53:46,580 --> 00:53:48,790
- And bacon.
- Bacon, yes.

613
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,040
No matter what you want, you can get it.

614
00:53:53,870 --> 00:53:55,620
(mumbling)

615
00:53:56,660 --> 00:53:59,160
- Yes.
- Hey, you executioner.

616
00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:03,210
The dwarf is currently preventing it
the beheading?

617
00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:06,040
Yes, that can be.

618
00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:11,750
- Triple Head! Triple head!
- (all) triple head!

619
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,660
It will never rain on Sundays again!

620
00:54:14,830 --> 00:54:17,660
Do something or our heads will roll.

621
00:54:17,910 --> 00:54:20,410
- What do they want?
- Frog legs.

622
00:54:20,580 --> 00:54:23,700
- Frog legs and spider legs.
- No.

623
00:54:23,870 --> 00:54:25,870
- Frog leg bacon!
- No.

624
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,370
- Do something.
- But quickly.

625
00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:31,120
(all) triple head!

626
00:54:31,290 --> 00:54:35,580
(plays the Marseillaise)

627
00:54:40,330 --> 00:54:43,870
(everyone sings the Marseillaise)

628
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,040
Brilliant, my boy.

629
00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:02,210
(continue singing)

630
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,080
- Is everything okay?
- Yes and with you?

631
00:55:19,330 --> 00:55:22,040
Yes, enough music.

632
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:27,210
- The Count of Monte Crispo is alive.
- (Executioner) That's it.

633
00:55:30,790 --> 00:55:34,000
Where are the idiots
that we wanted to behead?

634
00:55:34,250 --> 00:55:36,500
- They're gone.
- Away?

635
00:55:36,660 --> 00:55:40,330
- Yes, they're gone.
- (Executioner) All right.

636
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:44,710
Then we'll just take the Count.

637
00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:48,580
- (Executioner) Do you want to?
- (people cheer)

638
00:55:49,620 --> 00:55:52,580
- Death waits here!
- (cheering)

639
00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:55,080
- Death waits here!
- (cheering)

640
00:55:55,330 --> 00:55:58,120
- Death waits here!
- (cheering)

641
00:56:07,460 --> 00:56:12,660
I'm a loser.
What would I have done without you?

642
00:56:13,330 --> 00:56:18,160
I'm Doctor Depp, not Proctor.
two failed attempts.

643
00:56:18,330 --> 00:56:21,250
We live. That's what counts.

644
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:25,080
We return
and find Juliette.

645
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:27,290
Juliette.

646
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,620
We'll think of something new.

647
00:56:30,790 --> 00:56:32,870
- You want her anyway.
- Yes.

648
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:34,410
- Yes.
- Yes?

649
00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:36,200
Yes.

650
00:56:36,370 --> 00:56:38,750
We have three bathtubs.

651
00:56:38,950 --> 00:56:42,580
Which one do we choose?
Mine is there.

652
00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:47,000
Raspa says only death
can change history.

653
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,330
- Yes.
- Nobody should die.

654
00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:52,700
- No.
- (Proctor) Come, children.

655
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,540
(Proctor) I'm sure
she stood here.

656
00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:04,660
Maybe she's not there
where I thought.

657
00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:10,290
And where's your bathtub, cop?

658
00:57:11,290 --> 00:57:13,540
Ah... Um.

659
00:57:14,250 --> 00:57:16,210
Lise, where is yours?

660
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,160
- Lisa?
- Yes.

661
00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:21,790
N/a?

662
00:57:22,620 --> 00:57:25,330
There was a man who painted.

663
00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:30,080
- Painted?
- A book market with many stalls...

664
00:57:30,950 --> 00:57:33,290
- I don't know.
- What?

665
00:57:33,460 --> 00:57:35,620
I don't remember.

666
00:57:37,750 --> 00:57:40,290
(dark music)

667
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:43,200
- Are you lost?
- Yes.

668
00:57:43,330 --> 00:57:46,370
- We are looking for a...
- Book market.

669
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:51,830
I know where he is.
Come on, I'll drive you there.

670
00:57:53,210 --> 00:57:55,910
Thanks, I've already walked enough.

671
00:58:11,290 --> 00:58:15,160
- (Raspa) Hello, Viktor.
- Finally, Raspa.

672
00:58:16,210 --> 00:58:18,500
I'm not surprised.

673
00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:21,870
- You should follow the children.
- What?

674
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,210
That was my plan.

675
00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:28,620
I knew
that Bulle would spill the beans.

676
00:58:28,790 --> 00:58:30,580
What I?

677
00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:34,450
I am
known for my secrecy.

678
00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:39,950
Raspa should know
that my invention works.

679
00:58:40,210 --> 00:58:45,950
Your? The bathtub
is completely useless without my soap.

680
00:58:46,210 --> 00:58:51,830
You wanted to steal my part,
even as my assistant.

681
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,540
If that is the case,
why should she follow us?

682
00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:58,330
Raspa is the only one in the world

683
00:58:58,540 --> 00:59:00,830
that can make time soap.

684
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:05,000
Mine is used up,
and you don't have enough with you.

685
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,500
Why didn't you ask her
to come?

686
00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:11,500
You would never have come voluntarily.

687
00:59:11,660 --> 00:59:13,870
No, you hate me.

688
00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:20,330
- How come?
- It was our joint invention.

689
00:59:20,580 --> 00:59:24,750
- We needed each other.
- You just needed the soap.

690
00:59:24,910 --> 00:59:28,870
You see in me
just a miserable soap maker.

691
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:33,160
Are you kidding me? Are you serious when you say that.
The best and most brilliant in the world.

692
00:59:33,410 --> 00:59:36,500
But only a soap maker, never...

693
00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:40,250
Never what?

694
00:59:44,330 --> 00:59:48,040
And now you think,
that your darling

695
00:59:48,290 --> 00:59:50,540
waiting for you in the guesthouse?

696
00:59:50,790 --> 00:59:53,370
Then keep dreaming.

697
00:59:54,790 --> 00:59:56,830
(laughs loudly)

698
00:59:57,540 --> 00:59:59,200
What did you do to her?

699
00:59:59,370 --> 01:00:01,710
Goodbye and have a good trip.

700
01:00:02,830 --> 01:00:04,370
Dive!

701
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,580
(spiteful laughter)

702
01:00:13,750 --> 01:00:17,620
- She went into the tub?
- The witch deserves this.

703
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:23,330
Nobody calls her a witch.
Where is she now?

704
01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:25,160
Find her.

705
01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:27,210
(kissing sounds)

706
01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:36,540
The best thing is with the rest of the soap
to return.

707
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:38,950
And to forget.
(yawns)

708
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:43,910
- Life goes on.
- Expensive Raspa, where is she?

709
01:00:44,460 --> 01:00:47,160
What time? What do you want?

710
01:00:48,290 --> 01:00:52,870
The time bathtub.
Do you want the drawings?

711
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:58,120
You can take whatever you want,
but tell me where she is.

712
01:00:58,290 --> 01:01:00,790
Just please tell me where she is.

713
01:01:06,370 --> 01:01:08,160
She is in Rouen.

714
01:01:08,330 --> 01:01:11,950
Do you know,
what happened on May 30, 1431?

715
01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:14,950
Joan of Arc was burned.

716
01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:20,120
- You have them...
- To prison, yes.

717
01:01:20,290 --> 01:01:26,000
I wanted to send her there
where it could hardly be more desolate.

718
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:29,500
You miserable, vile,

719
01:01:30,750 --> 01:01:33,450
smelly soap maker.

720
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:41,040
We save Juliette. Word of honor.

721
01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:50,160
- Bull?
- Triple Head!

722
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:55,540
I need food. Much.
I'm hungry.

723
01:01:55,700 --> 01:01:58,910
- There's something coming soon.
- Good.

724
01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:10,910
Mmm.

725
01:02:32,290 --> 01:02:34,580
- Do you want too?
- No.

726
01:02:39,910 --> 01:02:42,750
You loved him, the doctor.

727
01:02:52,790 --> 01:02:54,950
He didn't even notice.

728
01:02:56,330 --> 01:02:59,330
He only thought about his inventions.

729
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:04,700
I thought he surely just needed
a little time.

730
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:10,080
Eventually he would
already in love.

731
01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:11,790
Into me.

732
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,620
(rattling film reel)

733
01:03:22,910 --> 01:03:25,540
(quiet trumpet music)

734
01:03:27,330 --> 01:03:29,910
(silent scene)

735
01:03:38,410 --> 01:03:41,330
(silent scene)

736
01:03:46,290 --> 01:03:48,080
(string music)

737
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,660
(dynamic brass music)

738
01:04:09,620 --> 01:04:12,540
(dramatic music)

739
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,210
(quiet scream)

740
01:04:24,870 --> 01:04:27,160
Not all love is reciprocated.

741
01:04:27,950 --> 01:04:30,950
But you don't have to be alone.

742
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:35,000
You stupid child.
What do you know?

743
01:04:35,910 --> 01:04:38,500
I lost my best friend.

744
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:43,660
And found a new friend.

745
01:04:45,870 --> 01:04:50,750
You just have to want it.
It's never too late to make new friends.

746
01:04:50,910 --> 01:04:53,330
Friends are very important.

747
01:04:54,410 --> 01:04:57,080
Friends always stick together.

748
01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:59,750
Then one is plus one

749
01:05:00,580 --> 01:05:05,250
plus one plus one
much more than four.

750
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:09,830
You're not a math whiz, are you?

751
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,330
(Proctor) Lise? Come here!

752
01:05:15,830 --> 01:05:17,910
Keep stirring, yes.

753
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:24,330
I don't give a damn about the bathtub.
That's why I'm not here.

754
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:28,580
I thought, now is the time
from Proctor and me.

755
01:05:28,830 --> 01:05:30,410
(Proctor) Lise!

756
01:05:31,210 --> 01:05:32,910
We have to go.

757
01:05:40,370 --> 01:05:43,290
- I'll join in.
- Are you joining in?

758
01:05:43,460 --> 01:05:48,830
Yes, then I can still be with him.
A little more.

759
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:52,290
Let's go to 1431! Ass bomb!

760
01:05:56,250 --> 01:05:58,120
(splashing)

761
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,250
(splashing)

762
01:06:06,330 --> 01:06:08,000
(splashing)

763
01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:12,040
Now it's getting cozy here.

764
01:06:12,290 --> 01:06:16,330
-Oh.
- (Prisoner) Almost a bit tight.

765
01:06:18,210 --> 01:06:21,410
- Come in. Hello.
- Hello.

766
01:06:21,660 --> 01:06:24,500
- (Bull) Why are you hanging there?
- Why not?

767
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:28,160
Yes and? Where is Juliette now?

768
01:06:28,410 --> 01:06:30,040
You don't have to hang.

769
01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:33,120
You can also stand or sit.

770
01:06:33,290 --> 01:06:35,580
Do you know where Juliette is?

771
01:06:35,830 --> 01:06:38,450
Juliette Margarin?
(creaking)

772
01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:40,700
Juliette?

773
01:06:41,410 --> 01:06:44,330
- So that's...
- Not Juliette.

774
01:06:44,580 --> 01:06:46,290
Exactly.

775
01:06:47,250 --> 01:06:50,710
- Is that Joan of Arc?
- Yes, that's her.

776
01:07:03,870 --> 01:07:05,410
Very calm.

777
01:07:05,580 --> 01:07:10,080
I'm harmless.
Some say quite sweet.

778
01:07:10,250 --> 01:07:13,210
- What are you saying?
- You know my name?

779
01:07:13,460 --> 01:07:18,540
You will once
France's national heroine.

780
01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:22,080
- I am a warrior.
- And what a.

781
01:07:22,330 --> 01:07:25,870
- Joan of Arc... So, wow.
- Wow.

782
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:27,910
We are from the future

783
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:30,620
and want
save his cream cakes.

784
01:07:30,790 --> 01:07:35,000
I'm still available.
She's just a friend.

785
01:07:35,210 --> 01:07:40,910
- What happened then?
- When I was ten, I heard God's voice.

786
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:43,080
I still hear them.

787
01:07:43,330 --> 01:07:48,160
Just because I have short hair
and want to wear armor,

788
01:07:48,330 --> 01:07:53,160
as a warrior,
should I go to the stake?

789
01:07:53,330 --> 01:07:56,250
- I think your hair is cool.
- Thanks.

790
01:07:59,370 --> 01:08:01,330
It's true.

791
01:08:01,500 --> 01:08:06,830
They wanted to get me.
Suddenly I was stuck under the thing.

792
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:10,210
Everything happened so quickly.

793
01:08:10,370 --> 01:08:13,460
Hello? Hello? Hello?

794
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,500
Is anyone here?

795
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:20,330
(Man) It's time, witch.
Now you will burn.

796
01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,660
(man) Yes, absolutely ablaze.

797
01:08:22,830 --> 01:08:26,660
- She looks completely different.
- She's a witch.

798
01:08:26,830 --> 01:08:29,250
(Juliette) A witch? No.

799
01:08:29,410 --> 01:08:30,460
<i>They believed...</i>

800
01:08:30,700 --> 01:08:33,040
Juliette would you be?

801
01:08:33,290 --> 01:08:37,160
- No no no.
- Yes, yes, yes.

802
01:08:38,540 --> 01:08:42,620
Juliette... Juliette!

803
01:08:42,870 --> 01:08:44,950
- I'm sorry.
- Bull!

804
01:08:46,250 --> 01:08:48,120
They wanted me.

805
01:08:53,580 --> 01:08:56,580
- Do you see something?
- What do you see?

806
01:08:56,830 --> 01:08:58,700
What do you see?

807
01:08:58,950 --> 01:09:01,580
We report live from Rouen.

808
01:09:01,830 --> 01:09:04,410
The places are sold out.

809
01:09:04,660 --> 01:09:06,540
The audience is excited.

810
01:09:06,790 --> 01:09:10,160
The atmosphere crackles with tension.

811
01:09:10,410 --> 01:09:15,830
The teams enter the field.
the home team first.

812
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:17,660
What about Juliette?

813
01:09:25,330 --> 01:09:29,080
- And?
- Juliette is the visiting team.

814
01:09:30,210 --> 01:09:33,830
That doesn't see
after a fair game.

815
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:38,750
They attack directly.
The guests come under pressure.

816
01:09:38,910 --> 01:09:41,620
The attackers don't hesitate for long.

817
01:09:41,870 --> 01:09:44,410
There's a fire in the penalty area!

818
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,210
Are you satisfied?

819
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:59,750
Ah... Well, maybe that was it
but not such a great idea.

820
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,080
We have to do something!

821
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:06,210
Uh!

822
01:10:06,460 --> 01:10:08,540
The door is...

823
01:10:08,790 --> 01:10:10,750
- We can't get out.
- But.

824
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,540
Quickly, Juliette is being grilled.

825
01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:17,250
- Don't say that.
- to open the door...

826
01:10:17,410 --> 01:10:19,500
- You should grill me.
- Me.

827
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:22,830
- No, me.
- (Bull) Stop now!

828
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,040
Instead of arguing here,

829
01:10:26,290 --> 01:10:29,540
should we try
to get out of here.

830
01:10:29,790 --> 01:10:32,910
If someone would listen to me,

831
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:35,950
I could tell you...

832
01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:40,950
- It's open.
- That's what I wanted to say.

833
01:10:41,210 --> 01:10:46,580
- Come on, I know the way.
- Well, I know him too.

834
01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:51,870
(dramatic orchestral music)

835
01:11:01,460 --> 01:11:03,410
Juliette!

836
01:11:04,250 --> 01:11:05,540
Juliette!

837
01:11:06,660 --> 01:11:07,910
Juliette!

838
01:11:08,660 --> 01:11:13,870
- too late. It's just too late.
- Lisa!

839
01:11:14,790 --> 01:11:19,790
Do you remember?
There is one thing that could save her.

840
01:11:19,950 --> 01:11:23,000
We have to put out the fire!

841
01:11:23,830 --> 01:11:29,290
Yes, if you're willing to die.
But no one should die.

842
01:11:29,460 --> 01:11:30,910
Victor!

843
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:33,080
Lisa!

844
01:11:39,460 --> 01:11:40,750
Juliette!

845
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,830
Bull! The three Ps, quickly.

846
01:11:44,540 --> 01:11:47,080
- A wallet?
- Not that.

847
01:11:47,370 --> 01:11:49,040
- The passport?
- No.

848
01:11:49,290 --> 01:11:50,540
Uh!

849
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:53,580
Yes.

850
01:11:53,830 --> 01:11:57,160
- What are you doing?
- You will see it?

851
01:11:57,330 --> 01:12:00,500
- Nobody has to die.
- (Proctor) Good.

852
01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,160
(Lise) Come.

853
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:09,750
(Man) Burn her, the witch!
Into the fire with her!

854
01:12:12,950 --> 01:12:14,910
- It's starting.
- What now?

855
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:17,660
Hold me tight, you too.

856
01:12:17,830 --> 01:12:19,370
- Why?
- Just do it!

857
01:12:19,620 --> 01:12:22,450
(Grumbling)

858
01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:24,750
(cracking fart)

859
01:12:28,410 --> 01:12:30,500
(bang)
Ooh!

860
01:12:32,830 --> 01:12:34,500
Uh!

861
01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:37,950
Yes, I call that an invention!
Hurray!

862
01:12:45,210 --> 01:12:46,870
(fart)

863
01:12:48,870 --> 01:12:53,870
- Okay, girls can fart too.
- Sure, and how.

864
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:57,210
Lise, cop, here! Juliette!

865
01:12:57,790 --> 01:12:59,330
Victor!

866
01:13:02,330 --> 01:13:06,710
- I come to you.
- (Juliette) Viktor.

867
01:13:08,460 --> 01:13:11,910
- Well done, Lise.
- (Man) There they are.

868
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:14,460
The godless sorcerers.

869
01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:17,620
Her hell fart erased everything.

870
01:13:17,870 --> 01:13:22,620
- Run quickly to the bathtub.
- Come quickly, Lise.

871
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:26,120
-Juliet.
- Victor.

872
01:13:26,290 --> 01:13:28,580
I'll save you.

873
01:13:28,830 --> 01:13:31,580
Jul...

874
01:13:35,370 --> 01:13:38,540
You here? Merde!

875
01:13:47,830 --> 01:13:50,000
- Stop!
- Stop!

876
01:14:02,210 --> 01:14:03,750
Victor.

877
01:14:04,290 --> 01:14:06,830
Juliette.
(she laughs)

878
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:11,500
- Are we in heaven now?
- Non, we are on Earth.

879
01:14:12,410 --> 01:14:13,710
Come on.

880
01:14:16,210 --> 01:14:19,410
- Are you in here?
- To prison?

881
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:22,160
They didn't look that stupid.

882
01:14:26,580 --> 01:14:29,410
- Where is Jeanne?
- I don't know.

883
01:14:32,460 --> 01:14:35,790
I got myself some armor.
Comes.

884
01:14:37,410 --> 01:14:41,120
Back already?
It's not bad here either.

885
01:14:41,370 --> 01:14:44,250
So beautifully quiet.
And warm.

886
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:48,540
It's easy to hang out.
Most of the time anyway.

887
01:14:48,790 --> 01:14:52,120
- What's up?
- They slapped me.

888
01:14:52,370 --> 01:14:55,290
- But where is Raspa?
-Rasp...

889
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:57,700
It was Raspa.

890
01:14:57,910 --> 01:15:01,250
She wanted to prevent
that I save you.

891
01:15:01,410 --> 01:15:02,710
- No.
- But.

892
01:15:02,910 --> 01:15:04,080
- No.
- But.

893
01:15:04,330 --> 01:15:05,660
- No.
- But.

894
01:15:05,910 --> 01:15:07,700
She struck.

895
01:15:07,950 --> 01:15:11,000
- Then she freed me.
- Hmm?

896
01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:13,330
She's in my place.

897
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:20,620
Come on, come here.

898
01:15:25,290 --> 01:15:27,370
(Man) Here's to a new one.

899
01:15:27,620 --> 01:15:31,410
- (Proctor) And?
- (Lise) Raspa at the stake.

900
01:15:31,660 --> 01:15:33,910
(sighs)

901
01:15:37,410 --> 01:15:41,250
- Now she will burn.
- Yes, she will.

902
01:15:43,620 --> 01:15:47,870
(sings melody
from "Take on me" by a-ha)

903
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:12,250
(sings "Take On Me" by a-ha)

904
01:16:28,290 --> 01:16:32,000
(Raspa continues singing)

905
01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:35,250
(they sing along)

906
01:16:39,290 --> 01:16:41,540
(they sing along)

907
01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:51,500
(singing stops)

908
01:17:19,660 --> 01:17:24,080
- Are you happy, doctor?
- Mmm.

909
01:17:26,830 --> 01:17:29,000
Then Raspa is too.

910
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:35,000
- We have to go back to the guesthouse.
- Yes.

911
01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:42,370
This is the last bit
from the time soap.

912
01:17:49,910 --> 01:17:53,370
Um, that sounds now
maybe stupid,

913
01:17:53,620 --> 01:17:57,200
but is there someone
that interests you?

914
01:17:57,370 --> 01:17:58,620
(Lise) Bull.

915
01:17:58,870 --> 01:18:00,080
- No?
- God.

916
01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:03,410
God?

917
01:18:03,660 --> 01:18:07,950
Yes, he says
I should continue fighting in Domrémy.

918
01:18:09,370 --> 01:18:10,500
You first.

919
01:18:13,830 --> 01:18:15,700
Come on, cop.

920
01:18:19,580 --> 01:18:21,870
- Bye, Jeanne.
- Bye.

921
01:18:22,540 --> 01:18:24,410
Come on.

922
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:30,080
You're cute, cop.

923
01:18:37,950 --> 01:18:39,580
Take care.

924
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:46,460
Not bad.
All respect, boy.

925
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,080
(gasps)

926
01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:27,910
- Bull?
- There's no cop here.

927
01:19:28,870 --> 01:19:30,580
- Bull?
- Hello!

928
01:19:30,830 --> 01:19:32,700
Joan of Arc.

929
01:19:37,870 --> 01:19:42,870
- Hey, you're free.
- No, that must be a mistake.

930
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:47,210
I haven't hung out yet.
This is my place.

931
01:19:47,460 --> 01:19:50,290
- I still have 200 years.
- L'amour.

932
01:19:50,540 --> 01:19:54,700
- You? What are you doing here?
- I?

933
01:19:55,330 --> 01:19:58,500
- I'm sitting here and being cute.
- Sweet?

934
01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:02,120
He must be totally crazy.

935
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:06,950
No, I don't want that. No!

936
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:11,460
I don't want to.
Hang me again.

937
01:20:11,620 --> 01:20:14,700
- (Guard) Go.
- (Prisoner) No!

938
01:20:14,950 --> 01:20:17,790
- I don't want to.
- Get out.

939
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:19,910
(Lise) Bull!

940
01:20:21,870 --> 01:20:25,540
- The foam disappears.
- He needs that.

941
01:20:25,790 --> 01:20:29,500
- Let go, damn it.
- I know my rights.

942
01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:31,580
I want a lawyer.

943
01:20:34,870 --> 01:20:37,870
- (groans strained)
- Come on now.

944
01:20:39,910 --> 01:20:41,700
- That should work.
- What?

945
01:20:41,950 --> 01:20:45,580
- Hold my legs tightly.
- Okay.

946
01:20:50,540 --> 01:20:52,620
Finally let go.

947
01:20:52,870 --> 01:20:56,160
- (Prisoner) No.
- I can not anymore.

948
01:20:57,620 --> 01:20:59,000
Bull!

949
01:21:03,660 --> 01:21:05,200
- Bull.
- Lisa.

950
01:21:05,370 --> 01:21:06,910
Take my hands.

951
01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:10,790
(Guard) What's going on? Stop!

952
01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:19,500
They went underground.

953
01:21:29,950 --> 01:21:32,500
(they groan exhausted)

954
01:21:35,620 --> 01:21:37,700
(Proctor laughs loudly)

955
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:44,700
(coughs)

956
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:49,950
That felt good now.
I haven't bathed in ages.

957
01:21:56,290 --> 01:21:58,410
(shock sounds)

958
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:03,040
(laughs) Oh no, how funny.

959
01:22:03,950 --> 01:22:06,950
Is this supposed to be a foam party?

960
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:11,410
Say hello to my little one,
heavy friend.

961
01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:16,540
(moans)

962
01:22:18,700 --> 01:22:24,160
Yes, my mistress, I hope
you had a nice trip

963
01:22:24,410 --> 01:22:27,250
and you are happy,
to be there again.

964
01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:30,330
Surely you missed me.

965
01:22:31,660 --> 01:22:33,950
So we see each other again,

966
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,000
Doctor Proctor.

967
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,000
My rival.

968
01:22:39,290 --> 01:22:40,540
Oh dear.

969
01:22:41,580 --> 01:22:44,500
And the two stupid brats.

970
01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:46,700
They're not stupid.

971
01:22:46,950 --> 01:22:51,330
- Incredibly stupid brats.
- That's enough!

972
01:22:51,950 --> 01:22:53,500
Stop.

973
01:22:54,580 --> 01:22:59,450
How romantic.
I'm touched, you sausage.

974
01:22:59,700 --> 01:23:03,450
Do you want to play the hero?
(whistles)

975
01:23:06,210 --> 01:23:09,160
(Claude) Grab the imp.

976
01:23:09,370 --> 01:23:10,710
(growling)

977
01:23:12,460 --> 01:23:16,540
Now give him a treat
a nice tour.

978
01:23:17,370 --> 01:23:19,870
- Hmm?
- Huh?

979
01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:21,580
(sighs)

980
01:23:21,750 --> 01:23:27,000
Presented to him in the Seine
the variety of colorful stones.

981
01:23:28,790 --> 01:23:30,040
Huh?

982
01:23:30,950 --> 01:23:34,830
He should be down there
look at all the fish.

983
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:39,330
- You should throw me into the river.
- Uh.

984
01:23:39,580 --> 01:23:42,160
Was that so difficult to understand?

985
01:23:42,410 --> 01:23:44,910
- Throw him into the river.
- Non!

986
01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:46,950
-Juliet.
- Non!

987
01:23:47,210 --> 01:23:51,210
- Take it easy, that's good.
- Viktor, stay with me.

988
01:23:53,370 --> 01:23:55,330
- Non!
- Be brave.

989
01:23:55,580 --> 01:23:56,660
Be brave.

990
01:23:56,910 --> 01:23:59,580
- You can't do that.
- But.

991
01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:02,040
- The suspenders.
- Just do it.

992
01:24:02,290 --> 01:24:04,080
- Tüdelü.
- Now.

993
01:24:11,830 --> 01:24:16,040
- Play somewhere else, you pain in the ass.
- Catch us.

994
01:24:18,460 --> 01:24:21,250
I have never
shot a child.

995
01:24:25,540 --> 01:24:27,410
- Bonjour.
- Hello.

996
01:24:34,660 --> 01:24:36,450
(Claude) Stop!

997
01:24:37,410 --> 01:24:40,000
(suspenders squeak)

998
01:24:40,750 --> 01:24:42,830
I want to shoot the brats.

999
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:47,460
- Then you have to shoot me first.
- Also good.

1000
01:24:48,330 --> 01:24:51,410
It's cheaper than a divorce.

1001
01:24:52,580 --> 01:24:55,080
Come one step closer.

1002
01:24:55,870 --> 01:24:58,370
So that you can hit safely.

1003
01:25:02,330 --> 01:25:05,000
(squeaky braces)

1004
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:28,210
Oh!

1005
01:25:34,040 --> 01:25:36,210
(bang)

1006
01:25:42,950 --> 01:25:47,950
- Another one. And another one.
- Oh, that will be enough.

1007
01:25:48,910 --> 01:25:50,450
Oh.

1008
01:25:52,210 --> 01:25:57,040
I wanted to ask you
whether I can take one last picture.

1009
01:25:57,210 --> 01:26:00,080
A souvenir
to the two strong guys.

1010
01:26:00,330 --> 01:26:04,370
I have to see
where it looks good.

1011
01:26:04,620 --> 01:26:07,200
Okay, now smile.

1012
01:26:07,460 --> 01:26:11,000
Yes, exactly like that.
show your teeth.

1013
01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:14,000
Cleaned well? That's good.

1014
01:26:14,700 --> 01:26:18,450
Wow, what gorgeous boys.
Just as.

1015
01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:21,250
- Now say: "Nasty."
- Nasty.

1016
01:26:22,290 --> 01:26:24,250
(hiss)

1017
01:26:35,370 --> 01:26:37,460
He sleeps for a while.

1018
01:26:37,620 --> 01:26:39,950
(steps)

1019
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:41,370
Victor?

1020
01:26:42,210 --> 01:26:43,870
Bonjour!

1021
01:26:46,910 --> 01:26:49,330
- Shh.
- Shh.

1022
01:26:55,250 --> 01:27:00,250
- He belongs in prison.
- No judge in Paris would do that.

1023
01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:02,250
He wakes up.

1024
01:27:03,830 --> 01:27:07,790
- (Lise) What should we do?
- Touch it.

1025
01:27:08,540 --> 01:27:10,700
(strained moan)

1026
01:27:13,910 --> 01:27:15,870
Where do we send him?

1027
01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:19,700
Into the Stone Age.
Or to the Vikings.

1028
01:27:19,950 --> 01:27:23,750
He has to go
before the foam disappears.

1029
01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:28,290
Oh, can I?
I have a great idea.

1030
01:27:28,540 --> 01:27:30,120
Go ahead.

1031
01:27:31,040 --> 01:27:34,460
- Where am I?
- We have to hide him.

1032
01:27:47,290 --> 01:27:48,830
Where did he go?

1033
01:27:51,950 --> 01:27:54,040
- Bull?
- Yes.

1034
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:57,250
(bang)

1035
01:28:29,330 --> 01:28:33,750
(man on radio in English)

1036
01:28:33,910 --> 01:28:35,700
Hello?

1037
01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:40,700
Can you hear me?
Houston?

1038
01:28:40,870 --> 01:28:43,950
(man on radio in English)

1039
01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:51,830
- for the good.
- Cheers.

1040
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,950
- Sante.
- Cheers.

1041
01:28:56,210 --> 01:28:57,830
Cheers.

1042
01:28:58,790 --> 01:29:01,700
Yes, finally hanging out again.

1043
01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:20,830
Wow, very nice.

1044
01:29:27,660 --> 01:29:29,580
Dearest Juliette.

1045
01:29:36,870 --> 01:29:39,330
Do you want to be my wife?

1046
01:29:41,370 --> 01:29:43,080
- Oui.
- Oui?

1047
01:29:43,330 --> 01:29:46,660
Oui, I want to be your wife.

1048
01:29:48,660 --> 01:29:51,000
(he whistles)
(she cheers)

1049
01:29:57,080 --> 01:29:58,950
Yes, then...

1050
01:30:01,330 --> 01:30:04,870
Just wondering
where we want to get married.

1051
01:30:06,290 --> 01:30:07,950
And when.

1052
01:30:09,620 --> 01:30:11,410
At what time.

1053
01:30:23,910 --> 01:30:26,410
(triumphant music)

1054
01:30:36,830 --> 01:30:39,370
(Museum Guide) This painting

1055
01:30:39,580 --> 01:30:43,540
amazed by his motive
the art historians,

1056
01:30:43,700 --> 01:30:47,450
since it
breaks with the neo-romantic style.

1057
01:30:47,620 --> 01:30:51,160
"The strange bridal journey
in the Hardangerfjord."

1058
01:30:51,330 --> 01:30:54,370
Even before, just like today,

1059
01:30:54,540 --> 01:30:58,250
one estimated
the fart or fart humor.

1060
01:30:58,410 --> 01:31:02,500
(continues speaking in English)

1061
01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:24,830
("Take on me" by a-ha)