1 00:00:07,342 --> 00:00:11,638 - ♪ 2 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,683 - Phoebe, what do you think of my painting of Max? 3 00:00:16,643 --> 00:00:19,270 - Clearly you've never seen Max in a toga. 4 00:00:19,312 --> 00:00:21,105 - I have up here. 5 00:00:29,239 --> 00:00:30,782 - Late again? 6 00:00:30,824 --> 00:00:34,202 - Yeah, I have this thing where I don't care. 7 00:00:34,244 --> 00:00:36,287 - Oh, Max, I meant to ask you. 8 00:00:36,329 --> 00:00:38,248 Which one of your masterpieces 9 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:39,833 would you like to donate 10 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:41,585 to tomorrow's school art auction? 11 00:00:41,626 --> 00:00:43,503 - Gosh, Mrs. Matson, I don't know. 12 00:00:43,545 --> 00:00:46,715 There's so many to choose from. - Hmm. 13 00:00:46,757 --> 00:00:50,218 - [mocking] So many to choose from. 14 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:52,679 - Maybe I'll make a new one. 15 00:00:52,721 --> 00:00:54,514 - Well, whatever it is, Max, I'm sure it will bring in 16 00:00:54,556 --> 00:00:56,725 a lot of money for the school. 17 00:00:56,767 --> 00:00:59,853 Phoebe, when are you going to start your project? 18 00:00:59,895 --> 00:01:01,855 - Um, actually, I just finished it. 19 00:01:01,897 --> 00:01:04,900 I call it... "Horse." 20 00:01:04,942 --> 00:01:07,360 -Looks like it was made by a horse. 21 00:01:09,613 --> 00:01:11,573 - Max, funny and talented. 22 00:01:11,615 --> 00:01:14,409 And Phoebe... always on time. 23 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:18,121 - I don't get it. 24 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,415 Why is art so easy for you and so hard for me? 25 00:01:20,457 --> 00:01:21,875 We're twins. 26 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:24,377 - Let's ask your horse monster. 27 00:01:24,419 --> 00:01:26,964 Throw me in the garbage, Max! 28 00:01:27,005 --> 00:01:28,799 Neighhhh! 29 00:01:35,722 --> 00:01:37,766 - Max! 30 00:01:37,808 --> 00:01:40,184 - I'm sorry, Mrs. Matson, I didn't see it there. 31 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:43,855 - MRS. MATSON: It's beautiful. 32 00:01:43,897 --> 00:01:46,316 - What? - What? 33 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:50,946 - Even when you fall, you create magic. 34 00:01:50,988 --> 00:01:53,698 Take it in, class. 35 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:55,909 - I can do that, too, you know. 36 00:01:55,951 --> 00:02:02,040 Hmm... - [splash] 37 00:02:02,082 --> 00:02:04,167 - I call this one 38 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:07,838 "How much do I owe you for those shoes?" 39 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:13,927 - ♪ 40 00:02:13,969 --> 00:02:16,930 - WOMAN: ♪ What you see is not what you get ♪ 41 00:02:16,972 --> 00:02:20,183 ♪ Living our lives with a secret ♪ 42 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:23,561 ♪ We fit right in, bet you never guessed ♪ 43 00:02:23,603 --> 00:02:26,731 ♪ Living our lives just like all the rest ♪ 44 00:02:26,773 --> 00:02:30,193 ♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪ 45 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:33,655 ♪ Look closer, you might see the crazy things we do ♪ 46 00:02:33,697 --> 00:02:36,700 ♪ This isn't make-believe, it's our reality ♪ 47 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:39,494 ♪ Just your average family trying to be normal ♪ 48 00:02:39,536 --> 00:02:41,245 ♪ And stay out of trouble ♪ 49 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:45,125 ♪ Living a double life ♪ 50 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:55,927 - What? 51 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,554 Another one? 52 00:02:57,595 --> 00:03:00,140 - I told you the costume shop was having a sale. 53 00:03:02,184 --> 00:03:04,186 - Not your costume, Colosso. 54 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:06,604 I just lost another follower on Evilgram. 55 00:03:06,646 --> 00:03:08,690 Why do you think I'm losing so many? 56 00:03:08,732 --> 00:03:10,650 - 'Cause moving here made you soft. 57 00:03:10,692 --> 00:03:12,276 You used to post pics of yourself 58 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:14,071 firing rockets at satellites. 59 00:03:14,112 --> 00:03:17,032 Now you're just waiting for me to sit on a whoopee cushion. 60 00:03:17,074 --> 00:03:19,367 - [farting sound] 61 00:03:19,409 --> 00:03:21,786 - [laughs] That's funny-- I gotta post that. 62 00:03:21,828 --> 00:03:23,287 - No, you don't. 63 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:27,584 Hi-yaaaah! 64 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:30,545 Waaaaaa... 65 00:03:30,587 --> 00:03:34,007 I just saved you from losing more followers! 66 00:03:34,049 --> 00:03:35,550 - You're right. 67 00:03:35,592 --> 00:03:37,969 I gotta get my edge back. 68 00:03:38,011 --> 00:03:40,764 Let's get a picture of me taking down a satellite. 69 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:42,390 - COLOSSO: Attaboy. 70 00:03:42,432 --> 00:03:46,019 - [laughs] 71 00:03:46,061 --> 00:03:48,354 - Now what are we going to do next time? 72 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,484 - Take the selfie before I light the fuse. 73 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:55,737 - Yes, grasshopper. 74 00:04:01,034 --> 00:04:03,411 - Oh... you found the art supplies. 75 00:04:05,872 --> 00:04:08,041 - Yeah, weird, they were in the back of the garage 76 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:11,628 under the power tools in this box labeled "Keep Out." 77 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:12,921 - Uhh... - Really? 78 00:04:12,963 --> 00:04:14,380 - Weird! - Anyway... 79 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,633 now with a little hard work, my art can earn 80 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,551 more money at the auction than Max's. 81 00:04:18,593 --> 00:04:20,011 - That's the spirit, Phoebe! 82 00:04:20,053 --> 00:04:21,679 Keep reaching for the stars! 83 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:24,515 Just don't paint them. - [laughs] 84 00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:26,268 - Hey, hey, you two--let's... 85 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:27,644 - I'm sorry. 86 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:30,188 It's just she keep ruining the refrigerator for me. 87 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,486 - Nothing can ruin the refrigerator for you, Dad. 88 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:43,660 - Listen, we're gonna support Phoebe, all right? 89 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:45,912 That's why I signed your dad up to be the auctioneer 90 00:04:45,954 --> 00:04:48,039 at the art fundraiser. 91 00:04:48,081 --> 00:04:50,667 - Why, because I'm loud, boisterous, and in your face? 92 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:51,876 - Mm-hmm. - [shouting] Sold to my wife 93 00:04:51,918 --> 00:04:54,545 who knows me so well! 94 00:04:54,587 --> 00:04:57,548 - [shouting] Why are we yelling? 95 00:04:57,590 --> 00:05:01,219 - That's how auctioneers get people to pay for art. 96 00:05:01,261 --> 00:05:03,638 - You have to get people to pay for Phoebe's art? 97 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,932 - [shouting] You're gonna need a lot more than yelling! 98 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:19,904 - I see you found the 10-foot-pole 99 00:05:19,946 --> 00:05:21,405 girls won't go near you with. 100 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:23,950 Whoa! 101 00:05:23,992 --> 00:05:26,870 - No, I'm going to vault myself into the Hiddenville Zoo 102 00:05:26,911 --> 00:05:29,664 and then recruit a gorilla army. 103 00:05:29,706 --> 00:05:32,083 I'll have my Evilgram followers back by midnight. 104 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:35,045 - [crash] 105 00:05:35,086 --> 00:05:37,547 - Ooh... 106 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:40,133 Mom's gonna be mad at you for that! 107 00:05:41,009 --> 00:05:44,888 - And you're gonna be mad at me for doing this. 108 00:05:44,929 --> 00:05:47,057 - [crash] - MAX: Ow! 109 00:05:50,143 --> 00:05:52,229 - Come on, Phoebe, you can make something better than Max 110 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:53,730 for the art auction! 111 00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:55,899 Art powers, activate! 112 00:05:55,940 --> 00:06:01,029 - [classical music] 113 00:06:26,304 --> 00:06:27,764 - I've done it! 114 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:30,641 I knew if I just put my heart into it, I could create... 115 00:06:30,683 --> 00:06:32,894 Mt. Suckamanjaro. 116 00:06:35,605 --> 00:06:37,107 No one's gonna pay money for this. 117 00:06:37,148 --> 00:06:39,483 They'll be too busy throwing up. 118 00:06:41,319 --> 00:06:44,739 - [panting] 119 00:06:46,908 --> 00:06:48,910 I feel like your art project looks. 120 00:06:50,203 --> 00:06:52,330 - Uh, rough night at the zoo? 121 00:06:53,915 --> 00:06:56,500 - Turns out gorillas really like playing 122 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:57,710 Max in the Middle. 123 00:07:04,884 --> 00:07:06,844 Not giving up yet, Colosso. 124 00:07:06,886 --> 00:07:11,141 I will post something devious to prove that I am not going soft. 125 00:07:11,182 --> 00:07:13,726 - Will that be before or after 126 00:07:13,768 --> 00:07:16,813 your lilac-scented bubble bath? 127 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:18,815 - Oh, I'm sorry, did the gorillas 128 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:22,693 use you as a soccer ball or me? 129 00:07:22,735 --> 00:07:25,780 - Max, you've gotta tell me how do you get your art ideas? 130 00:07:25,822 --> 00:07:27,282 Do you think about them? 131 00:07:27,324 --> 00:07:28,491 DO you not think about them? 132 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:31,869 Do you take bubble baths in front of Colosso? 133 00:07:31,911 --> 00:07:34,372 - Phoebe, my artistic brilliance 134 00:07:34,414 --> 00:07:36,458 is not something that can be taught. 135 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:40,128 My art projects come from a place deep within my soul. 136 00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:41,545 - [zooming sound] 137 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:45,216 - Here's your latest art project, Max. 138 00:07:45,258 --> 00:07:48,845 - I think Billy has keys to your soul. 139 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:50,680 I can't believe you've been using him to fetch art for you 140 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:52,223 from around the world. 141 00:07:52,265 --> 00:07:53,808 - Actually, I get them from a dumpster 142 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:57,479 behind the art school across town. 143 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:01,358 - You're not an artist at all--you're a trash man. 144 00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:03,401 - Hey, Billy's a trash man. 145 00:08:03,443 --> 00:08:05,445 I'm the guy that's gonna make more money than you 146 00:08:05,487 --> 00:08:06,737 at the art auction. 147 00:08:06,779 --> 00:08:09,240 - How lazy, how despicable... 148 00:08:09,282 --> 00:08:12,410 how quickly can you get me something better than Max's? 149 00:08:12,452 --> 00:08:13,744 - Don't do it, Billy. 150 00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:15,455 - [sighs] Sorry, Phoebe, I work for Max. 151 00:08:15,497 --> 00:08:17,540 - Here's 20 bucks. - Sorry, Max, I work for Phoebe. 152 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:20,168 - [zooming sound] 153 00:08:25,423 --> 00:08:28,009 - Wow, Max, that's a beautiful painting. 154 00:08:28,051 --> 00:08:31,346 It really shows your sweet, sensitive side. 155 00:08:31,388 --> 00:08:33,806 - That's a problem--I'll fix it. 156 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:40,813 - [scoffs] So you like girls with goatees. 157 00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:43,607 ♪ Noted ♪ 158 00:08:46,361 --> 00:08:48,738 - Oh, Phoebe, take Max's vase 159 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:51,074 over to the masterpiece corner. 160 00:08:51,115 --> 00:08:53,576 - Um, actually, Ms. Matson, I made this. 161 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:56,079 - Really? It's stunning. 162 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,830 Well, I take back everything I was saying about you 163 00:08:57,872 --> 00:08:59,957 in the teacher's lounge. - Ha! 164 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:07,798 - You might be giving Max a run for his money. 165 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:11,719 - Well, I gave somebody money to run. 166 00:09:11,761 --> 00:09:13,430 - [in country accent] Going once, twice, 167 00:09:13,471 --> 00:09:16,099 sold to Principal Bradford! 168 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:19,018 That's my cowboy auctioneer voice. 169 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:21,396 [in British accent] I can also do a fancy-pants auctioneer 170 00:09:21,438 --> 00:09:24,690 if it pleases the principal. 171 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,568 - It doesn't. 172 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:27,527 I'll be over there... 173 00:09:27,569 --> 00:09:30,696 talking to the single moms. 174 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:33,533 Joyce, is that a new sweater? 175 00:09:33,575 --> 00:09:35,159 Whaaat? 176 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,831 - Something wrong, Max? 177 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:42,833 - I'm just losing followers on Evilgram. 178 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:45,002 - Aww, well, you've got lots of friends. 179 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:48,506 Sarah likes you. 180 00:09:48,548 --> 00:09:52,343 What's that on her face? 181 00:09:52,385 --> 00:09:54,845 - Whole lot of crazy. 182 00:10:00,351 --> 00:10:02,270 - Thanks for the vase, Billy. 183 00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:04,647 Sorry, Max, guess there's a new fake artist in the family. 184 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:07,484 - It's dumpster art-- don't be too proud. 185 00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:10,694 - Actually, Phoebe's is from the museum. 186 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,989 Which reminds me, I gotta return it before they close. 187 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:15,699 - That's a funny joke, Billy. 188 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:19,162 Please tell me that's a joke, Billy. 189 00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:21,289 - You said you wanted something better than Max, 190 00:10:21,331 --> 00:10:23,583 so I went to the Hiddenville Art Museum. 191 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:24,959 - BOTH: What?! 192 00:10:25,001 --> 00:10:27,295 - Billy, you stole it from the museum? 193 00:10:27,337 --> 00:10:29,589 - Relax, Phoebe, it's not worth much. 194 00:10:29,631 --> 00:10:30,714 The sign said it's priceless. 195 00:10:38,264 --> 00:10:40,099 - [smirking] What's priceless 196 00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:42,893 is the look on Phoebe's face right now. 197 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:46,730 - Billy, "priceless" means it's really expensive. 198 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:50,026 - Where do these words come from? 199 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:52,069 - We could go to jail for stealing. 200 00:10:52,111 --> 00:10:53,655 We've gotta get it back before the auction starts. 201 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:54,697 - [gavel raps] 202 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,616 - Let's get this auction started. 203 00:10:56,658 --> 00:10:58,784 - Yee-hoo! 204 00:11:08,044 --> 00:11:09,795 - We can't let anybody buy that vase. 205 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,922 How are we gonna fix this? - We? 206 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:13,508 This is a you problem, 207 00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:15,968 as in you an art thief, girl. 208 00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:22,517 - All right, Billy, it's up to us. 209 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:24,101 As soon as I get that vase, you take it 210 00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:25,853 and return it to the museum. 211 00:11:25,895 --> 00:11:28,231 - Good evening, parents, students... 212 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:31,484 Joyce. 213 00:11:31,526 --> 00:11:32,569 I'd like to introduce the only parent 214 00:11:32,610 --> 00:11:34,654 who would agree to be the auctioneer, 215 00:11:34,696 --> 00:11:36,906 Hank Thunderman. - [cheering] 216 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,033 - Ha, that's my wife. [chuckles] 217 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:42,744 - I'm as surprised as everyone else. 218 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:46,583 - All right, let's get the evening started with... 219 00:11:46,624 --> 00:11:48,251 - Not the vase, not the vase! 220 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,920 - ...this beautiful vase, 221 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,755 which is made by... Phoebe Thunderman? 222 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:57,260 Is there another Phoebe Thunderman at this school? 223 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:58,886 - Max, did you help her with that? 224 00:11:58,928 --> 00:12:01,222 - Nope, she stole it from a museum. 225 00:12:01,264 --> 00:12:05,560 - Oh, silly, don't be so jealous. 226 00:12:05,602 --> 00:12:08,896 - Okay, let's get the bidding started at $25. 227 00:12:08,938 --> 00:12:11,148 Do I hear $25--$25. 228 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:13,234 Thank you, ma'am. - This is good. 229 00:12:13,276 --> 00:12:15,361 When Mom buys the vase, we can trick her into giving it to me. 230 00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:18,239 - Fifty dollars. - What? 231 00:12:18,281 --> 00:12:20,324 - Seventy dollars. 232 00:12:20,366 --> 00:12:22,702 My daughter made that vase, so you understand. 233 00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:24,454 - I totally get it. 234 00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:27,331 Eighty dollars. 235 00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:29,584 - Oh, it's gonna be like that. 236 00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:30,960 One hundred dollars. 237 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,920 - Okay, could I get $120 238 00:12:32,962 --> 00:12:35,381 from someone I do not share a bank account with. 239 00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:40,762 One-twenty... anyone? 240 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,221 - Yes, over here. 241 00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:44,432 I can't raise my hand. 242 00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:45,975 - Flapping counts. 243 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,268 - Does it, Hank? 244 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:50,730 Does it? 245 00:12:50,772 --> 00:12:52,482 - Well, I mean, according to the auctioneer's handbook-- 246 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,858 - Hank! - Sold to my wife 247 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,027 who is clearly the boss of me. 248 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:59,530 - [applause] 249 00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:03,576 - Mom, you won my vase. 250 00:13:03,618 --> 00:13:05,077 Here, let me get it wrapped for you. 251 00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:06,412 Take this to the museum-- I'll handle Mom. 252 00:13:06,454 --> 00:13:08,706 - Okay. 253 00:13:08,748 --> 00:13:10,958 - [vase shatters] 254 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,670 - Oh, no, my masterpiece. 255 00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:15,672 - Phoebe, what happened? 256 00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:17,340 I don't know--it just slipped, 257 00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:19,300 but I will make you another one, I promise. 258 00:13:19,342 --> 00:13:21,427 In fact, I'll go do that right now. 259 00:13:21,469 --> 00:13:23,053 - Aww, that's too bad. 260 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:25,181 Yeah... make sure she pays. 261 00:13:29,769 --> 00:13:31,270 - What's going on? 262 00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:32,563 Why are you smiling? 263 00:13:32,605 --> 00:13:34,524 - Just taking care of problems. 264 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:38,402 - I was too late-- the museum's closed. 265 00:13:38,444 --> 00:13:39,987 - Why are you still smiling? 266 00:13:40,029 --> 00:13:43,616 - 'Cause my face freezes when I freak out. 267 00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:44,866 - It's okay, Phoebe. 268 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:48,538 I hear we get pudding in jail. 269 00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,331 - No one's going to jail. 270 00:13:50,373 --> 00:13:51,833 We are still gonna return the vase. 271 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,377 We just have to sneak in after hours without permission. 272 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,920 - You mean break in? 273 00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:59,006 - Don't put Max words in my mouth. 274 00:13:59,048 --> 00:14:01,425 You make it sound so... - Evil? 275 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:02,926 Because it is. 276 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:05,346 In fact, a break-in selfie is just what I need 277 00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:07,473 to get my followers back on Evilgram. 278 00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:10,351 - Ugh, I'm so gonna regret this, but I could use your help. 279 00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:13,020 Nora, Mom and Dad can't find out that we're... 280 00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:16,106 - ...breaking into a museum. 281 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:17,692 - Yeah, sure, what he said. 282 00:14:17,734 --> 00:14:19,819 Just keep the auction going until we get back. 283 00:14:19,861 --> 00:14:20,820 - ...from breaking into a museum. 284 00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:23,406 - Stop it! 285 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:28,452 - [suspense music] 286 00:14:28,494 --> 00:14:31,539 - [whistling] 287 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,765 - Okay, we're in. 288 00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:50,182 We just gotta make this quick. 289 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:53,185 I don't want to know what jail pudding tastes like. 290 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:56,021 - Phoebe, relax--I disabled the security cameras. 291 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,691 - And I found a free King Tut lollipop. 292 00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:00,777 Mmm... history. 293 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:05,448 - Art thief action selfie. 294 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,826 - GUARD: [whistling] - Oh, no. 295 00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:10,327 - Somebody's coming and we're gonna get caught 296 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:11,704 and I can't stop smiling again because I'm freaking out. 297 00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:13,581 What are we gonna do? - Phoebe! 298 00:15:13,623 --> 00:15:15,750 Stop smiling and hide! 299 00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:25,760 - [whistling] 300 00:15:30,848 --> 00:15:33,601 - [sighs] This pitcher's getting heavy. 301 00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:35,937 - Technically the Egyptians called that a ewer. 302 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,521 - Technically it's gonna make the same noise 303 00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:40,942 when it hits the floor. 304 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:44,320 - Hang in there, guys, he'll be gone soon. 305 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,698 - Time for my nightly break. 306 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:50,242 My nightly dance break. 307 00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:53,412 [beatboxing] 308 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,753 - I don't know who looks more ridiculous... 309 00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,713 us or him. 310 00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:06,467 I'm gonna go with him. - Yeah, definitely him. 311 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:14,308 - Okay, folks, we are down to our last item. 312 00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:16,811 - Last item... oh, no. 313 00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:18,395 - Oh, that must be Max's painting. 314 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:19,814 Where is he, anyway? 315 00:16:19,856 --> 00:16:20,857 - With Phoebe. - Where's Phoebe? 316 00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:21,858 - With Billy. - Where's Billy? 317 00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:22,900 - With Max. - Where's-- 318 00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:25,486 - Shh... the auction's starting. 319 00:16:25,528 --> 00:16:27,154 - Who wants to start the bidding 320 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:29,866 on my son's one-of-a-kind... 321 00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:32,702 bearded girl? 322 00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:35,663 Um, who would like to start the bidding at $25. 323 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,039 - Twenty-five! 324 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,249 - I've got $25 from the girl I keep telling 325 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,878 to stay out of my yard. 326 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:44,129 Do I have $30... anyone? 327 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,923 Anybody? 328 00:16:45,965 --> 00:16:48,926 - You gonna bid on Max's painting, Mom? 329 00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:52,889 That? Looks like it came from a dumpster. 330 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:56,851 - I get it--you love Phoebe the most. 331 00:16:56,893 --> 00:17:00,270 - That's not true. 332 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:03,106 - If only there was a way for you to prove it. 333 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,442 - HANK: Twenty-five going once, going twice... 334 00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:06,861 - [shouting] Twenty-six dollars. 335 00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:09,697 I love my son! 336 00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:13,492 - Twenty-seven... I love your son more. 337 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:14,994 - Twenty-eight dollars. - Twenty-nine. 338 00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:16,537 - Thirty! 339 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:24,628 - [clang] 340 00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,548 - [techno music from headphones] 341 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,180 - This is not the kind of evil I was hoping for. 342 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,348 - I know, all this gold 343 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:39,393 is giving me a kink in my neck. 344 00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:41,729 - That's what you're thinking about? 345 00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:44,106 - Well, that and I shouldn't care so much 346 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,775 about competing with you. 347 00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:47,150 - Phoebe, it's not a competition. 348 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,528 We're on a team-- I'm the captain, 349 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:52,406 you're the weird bus driver that takes us to away games. 350 00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:56,660 - I am not Bus Driver Sally. 351 00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:58,746 - BILLY: Uh-oh, bad news, guys! 352 00:17:58,788 --> 00:18:00,289 - Oh, do you have to go to the bathroom? 353 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,042 - Well, I do now. 354 00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:05,044 I was talking about the guard. 355 00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:08,130 He knows the vase is missing. 356 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:11,133 - Joe... Joe, you gotta get down here. 357 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,052 The bird vase is missing. 358 00:18:13,094 --> 00:18:15,888 [laughs] No, I wasn't dancing! 359 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,017 - Billy, his back is turned--go now. 360 00:18:20,059 --> 00:18:22,561 - You want me to go to the bathroom in the ewer. 361 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,521 Okay... - PHOEBE: No! 362 00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:26,356 Go put the bird vase back! 363 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,025 - Oh, right. 364 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,906 - Good job, Billy. 365 00:18:33,948 --> 00:18:36,617 Max? 366 00:18:36,659 --> 00:18:38,619 Yeah, I snuck in here, 367 00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:40,955 but don't tell your mummy. 368 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,542 - This isn't happening! 369 00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:46,877 Get back here, Max! 370 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:57,763 - Wait... 371 00:18:57,805 --> 00:19:00,057 something's not right here, either. 372 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:05,562 - All right, what's going on, Happy Feet? 373 00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,940 - I was patrolling, not dancing, 374 00:19:07,982 --> 00:19:09,859 when I noticed the bird vase was gone. 375 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:16,448 - What are you talking about--it's right there. 376 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,867 - [clank echoes from far away] 377 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,831 - You want to explain that? 378 00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:30,087 - I am not a good guard, am I? 379 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:37,511 - Escape selfie. 380 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,142 - One-hundred and forty. - Hundred and forty-one. 381 00:19:43,184 --> 00:19:45,102 - One-hundred and forty-two. - One-hundred forty-three. 382 00:19:45,144 --> 00:19:47,229 - One-hundred forty-four. - Two hundred dollars. 383 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,606 [gasps] I don't have that much money. 384 00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:52,275 - [gasps] Then I guess ya lose. 385 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,738 - This doesn't have to end, Sarah. 386 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,740 You can borrow money from your parents, 387 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,868 skip college, get a small business loan. 388 00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:02,494 - Or... 389 00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:06,207 I win, suckas! 390 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,043 [laughs maniacally] 391 00:20:09,085 --> 00:20:11,378 - Never bet on crazy. 392 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:14,006 - Well, that's it, folks. 393 00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:15,966 As they say in the auction game, 394 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:17,968 I bid you farewell. 395 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,096 - Go home, Hank. 396 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,972 In fact, let's all get out of here. 397 00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:25,226 Joyce, you with me? 398 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,852 Where's Joyce? 399 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,520 I hate this school. 400 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,524 - So you're probably still wondering 401 00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:34,610 where Max, Phoebe, and Billy are. 402 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,195 Don't get mad, but they're-- 403 00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:39,406 - They're right here. 404 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:42,243 - And Phoebe didn't make you a new vase. 405 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,286 Maybe you're right to love Max more. 406 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,747 - [scoffs] Guys, I want to talk to you 407 00:20:46,789 --> 00:20:48,124 about something Nora said. 408 00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:50,876 - Nora's a liar! 409 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,586 - [sighs] 410 00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:54,588 - She's just confused. 411 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:57,007 I don't love Phoebe more than you. 412 00:20:57,049 --> 00:21:00,136 I love you both equally. 413 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:03,013 - [whispers loudly] I don't think she knows. 414 00:21:03,055 --> 00:21:04,932 - BARB: Knows what? 415 00:21:04,974 --> 00:21:10,813 - That we love you... more than Dad? 416 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,649 - Awww... you know, I always suspected it, 417 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,068 but it's just nice to hear. 418 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,153 Shh. 419 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:27,204 - [phone jingles] - Haha! 420 00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:31,374 Thanks to my museum break-in, my followers are coming back. 421 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,626 - It wasn't a break-in. 422 00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:35,129 I left admission fees on one of the displays. 423 00:21:35,171 --> 00:21:38,465 - You mean the money I took to pay for this ice cream? 424 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,884 - Well, it's fine, 'cause I took the money from you. 425 00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:45,472 I do have one question, though. 426 00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:47,057 Do you have Billy steal your artwork 'cause you're lazy 427 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:48,851 or 'cause you're just horrible at art like me. 428 00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,060 - It's 'cause I'm lazy. 429 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:51,770 I'm actually really good at art. 430 00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:53,396 Here, check this out. 431 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:57,693 - Wow, that's amazing. 432 00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,696 - Yeah, something I threw together this morning. 433 00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:02,323 - Wait a minute, wasn't that in the museum? 434 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,283 - Yes, I'm back! 435 00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:20,174 - ♪