1 00:00:15,063 --> 00:00:17,902 Phew. If I ever end up in a coma, put braces on me. 2 00:00:17,969 --> 00:00:19,640 -Alright. -Thanks my friend. 3 00:00:19,706 --> 00:00:21,042 Oh, thank you. 4 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:23,747 -Hello. -Hello. 5 00:00:23,814 --> 00:00:26,721 Wait, that's your secret smile. You have a little secret. 6 00:00:26,787 --> 00:00:29,593 It's... it's nothing really. It's... 7 00:00:29,626 --> 00:00:30,895 Tell us! 8 00:00:31,563 --> 00:00:34,202 My sister wants my sperm. 9 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:35,538 Oh. 10 00:00:36,305 --> 00:00:37,876 Context? Any context would be wonderful. 11 00:00:38,176 --> 00:00:39,980 -Explain, please. -Yes of course. Well, step aside. 12 00:00:40,247 --> 00:00:42,327 -So... my mom and I are talking on the phone, okay? -Uh-huh. 13 00:00:42,351 --> 00:00:44,923 I tell her I'm hungry and she starts listing things I can eat. 14 00:00:44,990 --> 00:00:46,894 And suddenly he tells me 15 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,274 that my sister Talia and her wife are thinking about having a baby. 16 00:00:49,298 --> 00:00:50,400 -Oh, God... -Wait, wait. 17 00:00:50,601 --> 00:00:52,070 And then, out of nowhere, 18 00:00:52,337 --> 00:00:56,145 Talia writes me saying she wants to stop by the house next week. 19 00:00:56,547 --> 00:00:59,151 In other words, in the end what he wants is my seed. 20 00:00:59,218 --> 00:01:02,024 Oh my God. The first baby of the group of friends. 21 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:04,495 -How crazy. -Look, it's not that big of a deal. 22 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:08,938 This is what happens when two gay brothers become two gay adults. 23 00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:12,846 That is, we have to assume that one may ask the other for genetic material. 24 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,154 That? Why those faces? Why the silence? 25 00:01:17,321 --> 00:01:21,830 No, nothing. I just... I didn't know they had that kind of relationship. 26 00:01:21,897 --> 00:01:23,868 You are famously a monster to your older sister. 27 00:01:23,935 --> 00:01:25,638 -Yes, that. -I mean, yes. 28 00:01:25,705 --> 00:01:29,679 Have I historically been something of a burden to Talia? Clear. 29 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:34,322 But does it feel amazing that he finally sees me as a source? Yeah. 30 00:01:34,488 --> 00:01:36,960 As a source in several senses. 31 00:01:37,027 --> 00:01:38,932 Can I ask the question? 32 00:01:39,131 --> 00:01:42,071 No, Samir, it's not incest, okay? His wife would be the one to carry the pregnancy. 33 00:01:42,304 --> 00:01:43,406 No, I was going... 34 00:01:43,473 --> 00:01:47,414 -to ask if you are nervous. -Aw. 35 00:01:47,849 --> 00:01:48,850 A bit. 36 00:01:48,851 --> 00:01:50,788 But above all I'm excited. 37 00:01:51,355 --> 00:01:52,792 -And honest. -Mm-hmm. 38 00:01:53,259 --> 00:01:55,230 And that's it. Oh, I'm ready. 39 00:01:55,397 --> 00:01:57,434 Can you believe it? 40 00:01:57,635 --> 00:01:58,804 What a good retcon. 41 00:01:59,138 --> 00:02:00,518 I was going to ask about incest. 42 00:02:00,542 --> 00:02:02,444 I was exactly with you, brother. Yes. 43 00:02:07,689 --> 00:02:10,393 ♪♪ I need some bad advice ♪♪ 44 00:02:13,332 --> 00:02:15,471 ♪♪ Stay up tonight ♪♪ 45 00:02:16,273 --> 00:02:18,577 ♪♪ We will get out of this alive ♪♪ 46 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:26,225 Your egg freezing kit includes FSH, trigger injection... 47 00:02:27,562 --> 00:02:29,599 -Gonadotropin. Where is? -Wow. 48 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,704 I didn't know you were taking it so seriously. 49 00:02:31,771 --> 00:02:34,942 Yes, Anton becoming an uncle-father made me think seriously 50 00:02:34,943 --> 00:02:36,379 in my own fertility. 51 00:02:36,445 --> 00:02:38,617 -I mean, I'm an only child. -No. You? 52 00:02:38,717 --> 00:02:41,856 That made me special, but in the end also lonely. 53 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:43,661 So I want five children. 54 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:45,632 Which means I have to freeze some eggs. 55 00:02:45,731 --> 00:02:48,270 Iss, please tell me if I can help you with any of this. 56 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:49,973 -Yeah? -Thank you. 57 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,614 -You know what they say about fertility. -No, what do they say? 58 00:02:54,816 --> 00:02:57,556 -I don't know, nothing in particular. -Ah. 59 00:02:57,955 --> 00:03:01,096 -Well, I'm leaving. -Wow, there she is. 60 00:03:01,362 --> 00:03:03,710 Juror number four for the courts, but number one in our hearts. 61 00:03:03,734 --> 00:03:06,940 Thank you. Yeah, I don't know why people complain so much about jury duty. 62 00:03:07,007 --> 00:03:08,843 Actually it's not bad at all. 63 00:03:08,844 --> 00:03:10,657 -And by that you mean... -I'm having the best week of my life. 64 00:03:10,681 --> 00:03:12,151 -There it is. -Yeah. 65 00:03:12,217 --> 00:03:13,617 God, all this time looking for a job 66 00:03:13,687 --> 00:03:15,691 and then one appears imposed by the state. 67 00:03:15,858 --> 00:03:18,818 I have routine. I have structure. I have a judge who sees me as a daughter. 68 00:03:18,864 --> 00:03:21,402 Sorry for not being able to help you this week with freezing your eggs. 69 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,574 Oh my God, nothing's wrong. My ovaries know you care. 70 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,554 That's it for me. I'm coming. 71 00:03:25,578 --> 00:03:28,784 I'm going. That's it for me. I'm coming. Permission! Oooh! 72 00:03:29,351 --> 00:03:30,387 -Hello! -Hello! 73 00:03:30,554 --> 00:03:33,594 Guys, my older sister arrived. 74 00:03:35,898 --> 00:03:37,034 What the hell is that? 75 00:03:37,234 --> 00:03:39,438 Wow, crown molding? 76 00:03:39,606 --> 00:03:41,075 -Prince in a palace. -I know. 77 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:43,413 My face is on the coin. I look majestic but severe. 78 00:03:43,479 --> 00:03:45,284 Like, mm-mmm. 79 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:48,557 Well, well. Sofa or chairs? How do you imagine it? 80 00:03:48,624 --> 00:03:50,504 We can use the sofa. I won't be there long. 81 00:03:50,528 --> 00:03:53,232 Perfect, sofa. Yeah, I definitely see it on the couch. 82 00:03:56,907 --> 00:03:58,945 So... 83 00:03:59,512 --> 00:04:00,982 Do you want to start or should I start? 84 00:04:01,248 --> 00:04:02,962 -I don't know how this works. -I can start. Yes. 85 00:04:02,986 --> 00:04:07,461 Well, you left this at mom and dad's house, so here. 86 00:04:07,995 --> 00:04:10,902 -Alright. -Ah. Mom wanted me to give you this. 87 00:04:10,969 --> 00:04:13,173 He says you need to drink more water. 88 00:04:13,239 --> 00:04:16,445 He's worried that you're just drinking juice and that you'll be dead before you're 40. Yes? 89 00:04:16,646 --> 00:04:17,982 -Alright. -Good. 90 00:04:19,017 --> 00:04:20,087 AND... 91 00:04:20,154 --> 00:04:22,258 Yeah? 92 00:04:22,424 --> 00:04:26,366 I need you to sign this card for Nana and Pop-pop because it's their anniversary. 93 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,236 Yeah? Here, sign your name. 94 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,641 With big boy handwriting. Thank you, sir. 95 00:04:31,408 --> 00:04:33,112 Perfect, and I already signed for you. 96 00:04:33,179 --> 00:04:34,415 Thank you. 97 00:04:34,783 --> 00:04:39,057 And is there anything you need from me? 98 00:04:39,659 --> 00:04:40,595 Like what? 99 00:04:40,661 --> 00:04:43,834 Come on. Talia. 100 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:45,170 Anton. That? 101 00:04:45,237 --> 00:04:47,575 Well, well. 102 00:04:49,344 --> 00:04:50,848 You can use my sperm. 103 00:04:52,484 --> 00:04:54,522 That...? 104 00:04:58,196 --> 00:04:59,933 I know. 105 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,280 It is the gift of life. There is no right way to react. 106 00:05:02,304 --> 00:05:04,542 What are you talking about? 107 00:05:05,644 --> 00:05:07,180 That? 108 00:05:07,414 --> 00:05:09,595 Because mom said that you and Brooke were trying to have a baby. 109 00:05:09,619 --> 00:05:13,761 Yeah, but I'm not going to let the kid who ruined the whole family vacation 110 00:05:13,827 --> 00:05:17,233 be the father of my son. 111 00:05:17,835 --> 00:05:20,040 I mean, you left your jacket at Mommy and Daddy's house. 112 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:23,246 Well. First of all, it was actually mom's car. 113 00:05:23,412 --> 00:05:25,250 And you ruined Puerto Vallarta. 114 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,965 -You got your period on the inflatable banana. -Well, we're done here. 115 00:05:27,989 --> 00:05:29,759 -Leave. -Bye bye. 116 00:05:29,826 --> 00:05:31,706 -What do you want me to do with this? -I don't want that. 117 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:33,576 Well, you probably don't even know how to use it anyway. 118 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,138 -Okay, I'll keep it. -If you insist. Alright. 119 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:39,512 The opposite trick. You just used the opposite trick on me, Talia. 120 00:05:39,746 --> 00:05:42,184 -You keep using the trick otherwise. -I didn't do it, Anton. 121 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:45,324 Yes you did. Stay with the Brita. Yeah? Maybe we don't have space to plug it in. 122 00:05:45,391 --> 00:05:47,294 Plug it in? Brother. 123 00:05:47,494 --> 00:05:49,298 It goes in the refrigerator. 124 00:05:49,464 --> 00:05:52,238 It's a figure of speech, Talia! 125 00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:55,844 It's a way of speaking. You don't know slang. 126 00:06:00,386 --> 00:06:01,623 -Hi babe. -Mother. 127 00:06:01,756 --> 00:06:03,794 -How did it go? -It's a disaster. 128 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,965 No, it's a total disaster. 129 00:06:08,604 --> 00:06:10,641 Oh. 130 00:06:11,175 --> 00:06:12,444 -Hello, Iss. -Hello. 131 00:06:12,612 --> 00:06:14,114 Do you need help with that? 132 00:06:14,515 --> 00:06:17,288 Oh, I mean, if you're not going to do anything today, yeah, sure. 133 00:06:17,354 --> 00:06:19,192 -Yeah. -Yes, I just have to nail this, 134 00:06:19,424 --> 00:06:24,135 um... ...here, but, uh... 135 00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:25,437 It scares me. 136 00:06:25,504 --> 00:06:27,307 -Alright. -This feels huge. 137 00:06:27,374 --> 00:06:29,378 I'm just a girl. Samir. I mean... 138 00:06:30,146 --> 00:06:32,852 -What if I reach the center of the Earth? -Hey. Alright. 139 00:06:34,121 --> 00:06:36,190 -Do you want me to try it? -Yes, thanks. 140 00:06:36,193 --> 00:06:39,107 Just keep in mind that whatever I say while you're doing it, I'm not going to mean it. 141 00:06:39,131 --> 00:06:40,902 Yes that's fine. 142 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,240 Fuck you, you're going to die! 143 00:06:43,306 --> 00:06:46,813 You are a bitch! You're an incel loser, you fucking eunuch, bitch! 144 00:06:49,919 --> 00:06:52,391 -Let's try something else. -Yes, it sounds good. Alright. 145 00:06:52,692 --> 00:06:54,328 Here we go. 146 00:06:54,562 --> 00:06:55,931 Sorry, again. 147 00:06:56,967 --> 00:06:58,035 Sorry, again. 148 00:06:58,102 --> 00:07:01,141 -Run to me! Run to me! -Alright! 149 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:03,514 Well, I'm ready. Samir? 150 00:07:03,581 --> 00:07:05,751 -Here comes the little plane. -Don't do that. 151 00:07:05,851 --> 00:07:08,758 Just throw it to me. Lance... ...You failed. 152 00:07:08,825 --> 00:07:10,528 -Oh, my God. -That? 153 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:13,533 -Back towards her. -I can't, I can't, I can't. 154 00:07:15,604 --> 00:07:17,407 Oh my God. What's that? 155 00:07:20,681 --> 00:07:22,184 Good. 156 00:07:22,251 --> 00:07:23,887 -What the devil? -TRUE? 157 00:07:24,623 --> 00:07:26,058 Oh my God, wait. 158 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:28,797 -Same time tomorrow? -Same time tomorrow. 159 00:07:37,448 --> 00:07:39,485 Iss, doesn't it bother you that I'm not helping? 160 00:07:39,552 --> 00:07:40,822 No, it's actually great. 161 00:07:40,888 --> 00:07:43,492 Freezing your eggs makes you feel very vulnerable. 162 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,996 You're, like, hormonal. 163 00:07:45,063 --> 00:07:47,400 Someone has to pinch your belly fat every day. 164 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:51,475 So I needed someone I could never, ever feel sexual attraction to. 165 00:07:51,543 --> 00:07:53,079 And that's why I chose Samir. 166 00:07:53,146 --> 00:07:54,683 Now I am a caregiver. 167 00:07:54,749 --> 00:07:56,954 -Carly says it suits me very well. -Aw. 168 00:07:57,021 --> 00:07:59,033 You can use "feel good" like this. Did you know? 169 00:07:59,057 --> 00:08:01,138 Well, I'm glad your fertility process is going well. 170 00:08:01,162 --> 00:08:03,700 -Because mine has been terrible. -Dear. 171 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,714 I mean, Talia has no interest in having my child. 172 00:08:05,738 --> 00:08:07,685 Can you believe it? He literally laughed in my face. 173 00:08:07,709 --> 00:08:11,147 So, Anton, some of us will never have children with our sisters. 174 00:08:11,183 --> 00:08:12,786 Is that really the worst? 175 00:08:12,852 --> 00:08:14,632 Okay, but this isn't really about the baby, is it? 176 00:08:14,656 --> 00:08:16,191 It's like... what the baby represents. 177 00:08:16,291 --> 00:08:18,396 Yes, this is about how my sister sees me. 178 00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:22,838 Which is far from the charming and balanced person I have become. 179 00:08:22,905 --> 00:08:24,374 Oh. 180 00:08:24,441 --> 00:08:25,745 Regular or premium? 181 00:08:25,844 --> 00:08:27,915 Phew. What would you do, a splash of each? 182 00:08:27,982 --> 00:08:30,521 I'm kidding. Just regular, please. 183 00:08:30,587 --> 00:08:31,990 -Thank you. Yes. -Regular it will be. 184 00:08:32,057 --> 00:08:35,397 See? That's the charming Anton we know. 185 00:08:35,564 --> 00:08:37,199 Oh, wait a second. Sorry. 186 00:08:37,235 --> 00:08:39,138 Hello darling. 187 00:08:39,205 --> 00:08:41,752 What the hell is wrong with you, mom? You made me look like an idiot! 188 00:08:41,776 --> 00:08:43,389 What are you talking about? What did I do now? 189 00:08:43,413 --> 00:08:45,718 I'm talking about your daughter, who you raised. 190 00:08:45,785 --> 00:08:48,905 Why would you raise someone like that? I'm just curious. Why would you do that? 191 00:08:48,957 --> 00:08:51,195 -Wow. -We know, yes. 192 00:08:51,228 --> 00:08:54,000 So it's a charm for the seven billion people on the planet 193 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,105 except for the three with whom he is related. 194 00:08:56,172 --> 00:08:57,407 Call her, mom, okay? 195 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:59,712 Tell her to accept my sperm. Tell him he has to do it. 196 00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:01,517 There it is. 197 00:09:01,783 --> 00:09:03,529 -There you go. -Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 198 00:09:03,553 --> 00:09:05,223 -You are a dream. -I? 199 00:09:05,323 --> 00:09:07,327 No, not you, mom. You are a fucking nightmare! 200 00:09:07,394 --> 00:09:09,666 -Hey, hey, Anton, I think we should... -Mom, mom, 201 00:09:09,732 --> 00:09:12,539 If you don't fix this, I'll never talk to you again, okay? 202 00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:16,780 We'll only communicate through Dad, and we both know he doesn't know how to convey tone. 203 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,750 I have to take the dog out. I'll call you later. 204 00:09:18,817 --> 00:09:20,821 Alright. Say hello to dad. I love you. 205 00:09:22,591 --> 00:09:24,729 Oh. 206 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:28,268 Guys, I'm going to say it. 207 00:09:28,269 --> 00:09:30,082 I think this has been the best day of the trial so far. 208 00:09:30,106 --> 00:09:33,647 I mean, everyone is like, pum-pam-pum, fired up. 209 00:09:33,814 --> 00:09:35,483 -Yeah. -Completely. 210 00:09:35,717 --> 00:09:38,724 Hey, Rodney, be honest, are we the best jury you've ever seen? 211 00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:43,634 Oh. We made him smile. He is smiling. He is smiling. 212 00:09:43,867 --> 00:09:47,007 Oh, guys, that reminds me: did everyone join the group chat? 213 00:09:47,074 --> 00:09:48,911 -I do. -Me too. 214 00:09:48,944 --> 00:09:50,824 Just so you know, I didn't include the substitutes in the group chat. 215 00:09:50,848 --> 00:09:52,585 They are substitutes for a reason. 216 00:09:54,922 --> 00:09:56,225 Should that go on the dashboard? 217 00:09:56,292 --> 00:09:58,096 Board, board, board, board! 218 00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,966 Well, put it on the board. 219 00:10:02,237 --> 00:10:04,610 Ugh, is Billie home yet? -No. 220 00:10:04,809 --> 00:10:07,156 Where is? Oh my God. He left the kitchen a mess. 221 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:11,255 -Hey, Ant, about what happened earlier with your mom... -Ugh. I know, I know. 222 00:10:11,322 --> 00:10:13,960 -We argue. -No, that was not an argument. 223 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:16,733 That was like a completely different guy than I had ever met. 224 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,204 -Well, well. -I'm going to be honest with you. 225 00:10:19,271 --> 00:10:22,044 Your sister is not going to want to have a baby with that guy. 226 00:10:22,076 --> 00:10:23,076 That wasn't... 227 00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:25,751 worthy of sperm. 228 00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:28,056 It's just... it's difficult. 229 00:10:28,122 --> 00:10:31,061 My family sees me a certain way and then I act a certain way, 230 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:33,232 and then they see me even more that way. 231 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,802 It's a vicious circle. 232 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,882 No, friend, I understand. That's family, right? 233 00:10:36,906 --> 00:10:39,478 But we have to show Talia the person you are now. 234 00:10:39,745 --> 00:10:41,950 -You are the most mature of all of us. -No, no, no. 235 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,388 -You have TSA PreCheck. -No, Global Entry. 236 00:10:44,454 --> 00:10:46,192 You've got a Wordle streak, for God's sake. 237 00:10:46,259 --> 00:10:48,129 Yes, and I'm actually getting into Connections. 238 00:10:48,196 --> 00:10:50,133 -You're getting into it! -Yes, I'm just trying it. 239 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:52,806 Well, let's show that guy then, shall we? And I can help you. 240 00:10:53,239 --> 00:10:55,778 -Oh really? -Clear. I'm the sister whisperer. 241 00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:59,383 My sister Blair Baker and I have only fought once in our entire lives. 242 00:10:59,386 --> 00:11:00,621 It was for some Cheez-Its. 243 00:11:00,821 --> 00:11:02,659 We apologized for weeks. 244 00:11:03,026 --> 00:11:04,295 I mean, of course, if you want. 245 00:11:04,361 --> 00:11:06,667 Hey, are you hungry? 246 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,870 -Oh, my God. -Hey, Samy, wait! 247 00:11:08,937 --> 00:11:12,845 No! You're balding, you're short, you're a loser and you live at your mom's house! 248 00:11:15,317 --> 00:11:16,953 -Good. -Ah. 249 00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:19,892 -The best so far? Yeah! Oooh! -TRUE? 250 00:11:26,973 --> 00:11:28,844 What an intense day. What an intense day. 251 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:30,213 Ladies and gentlemen. 252 00:11:30,313 --> 00:11:33,052 -Rodney. -The judge wants to talk to you. 253 00:11:33,118 --> 00:11:35,457 Oh my God, I bet they're going to isolate us. 254 00:11:36,358 --> 00:11:38,763 The bailiff has brought something to my attention. 255 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:43,139 Which of you sent baked goods to all parties and their legal teams? 256 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,843 Oh my God. 257 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:47,682 In all my years on the stand, I've never seen anything like it. 258 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,451 No, I hadn't seen it. 259 00:11:49,484 --> 00:11:50,854 Who did this? 260 00:11:50,954 --> 00:11:53,661 Because whoever it was just caused a mistrial. 261 00:11:54,261 --> 00:11:55,698 -That? -Annulled trial? 262 00:11:55,797 --> 00:11:58,637 That? Annulled trial? 263 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,908 Damn. Who was it? Admit it. 264 00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:04,246 Guys, admit it. If it was you, admit it. 265 00:12:04,249 --> 00:12:05,751 Juror number four? 266 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,122 Oh my God? 267 00:12:10,059 --> 00:12:11,462 Under your seat. 268 00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:13,601 Between our seats, but mostly under his. 269 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,736 I can't believe it. 270 00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:16,271 Jury number four. 271 00:12:19,144 --> 00:12:21,549 Could she please be considered for the new trial? 272 00:12:23,385 --> 00:12:25,457 Do you think we have enough candles? 273 00:12:25,757 --> 00:12:28,763 That is, does it look illuminated with candles or simply illuminated by candles? 274 00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:30,801 Well, Anton. Hey, Ant, look at me. 275 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:32,672 Breathe, okay? 276 00:12:32,905 --> 00:12:35,386 You're an adult and Talia is going to see what we all see. 277 00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:36,980 -Alright. -Trust me, after tonight, 278 00:12:37,046 --> 00:12:39,686 Your sister is going to be begging you for your sperm. 279 00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:42,858 -Yeah? -Okay, you're right. You're right. 280 00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:44,160 They have already arrived. 281 00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:45,964 Well, well. 282 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,602 They have already arrived. 283 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,873 Wow, this is quite elegant... 284 00:12:50,072 --> 00:12:51,375 What is it, a diner? 285 00:12:51,442 --> 00:12:54,381 -Well, we tidied up the place a little. -It just can't be. 286 00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:55,985 Just for you. 287 00:12:56,218 --> 00:12:58,356 Hey brother, are we okay? 288 00:12:58,422 --> 00:12:59,525 Because of yesterday? 289 00:12:59,592 --> 00:13:01,395 Ah, water under the bridge. We are already here. 290 00:13:01,461 --> 00:13:03,299 -Alright. I love it. -Brilliant. 291 00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,470 And you must be Brooke. What a pleasure. 292 00:13:05,804 --> 00:13:08,075 -Excuse me, are you...? -I'm Paul Baker. 293 00:13:08,175 --> 00:13:09,712 I will be your maître d' for this elegant evening. 294 00:13:09,912 --> 00:13:11,081 -Uh la la. -TRUE? 295 00:13:13,588 --> 00:13:15,791 French. Le Louvre. 296 00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:19,331 -Please allow us to hang your coats. -Ah, yes, thank you very much. 297 00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:21,168 -Thanks a lot. -Thank you. 298 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,405 -Shall I put them there? -Wait. Wait. 299 00:13:23,472 --> 00:13:27,046 -With menu and everything. -I know. It's impressive. 300 00:13:27,113 --> 00:13:28,584 Hello. 301 00:13:28,651 --> 00:13:30,687 Should I bring you red wine or white wine to start? 302 00:13:30,754 --> 00:13:32,224 Do you have Pinot? 303 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:34,829 Uhh. Excellent choice. Let me check the cellar. 304 00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:37,568 Well, dig. 305 00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:40,273 Do you know what I've been thinking about a lot? 306 00:13:40,339 --> 00:13:43,045 In which mom and dad have interior lives. 307 00:13:43,112 --> 00:13:44,916 Do you know what I mean by lives? 308 00:13:45,149 --> 00:13:47,196 I don't know, it's something I've been thinking about. 309 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,257 What do you think of a 2019 vintage? 310 00:13:49,324 --> 00:13:52,397 I mean, perfect. That was the year we met, so... 311 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,702 -We know. -We know. 312 00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:56,338 Already! 313 00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:57,407 It just can't be! 314 00:13:57,473 --> 00:13:58,610 Yes. 315 00:13:58,677 --> 00:14:00,514 Sit down with that skinny little waist right here. 316 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,423 It's... it's crazy. 317 00:14:05,489 --> 00:14:08,029 It's like I'm suddenly back in high school chemistry. 318 00:14:08,128 --> 00:14:11,235 "The meniscus." I never thought I'd see her again. 319 00:14:11,401 --> 00:14:13,105 How nice of you, Samy. 320 00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:15,142 Aww. What can I tell you? It fits well. 321 00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:19,184 No, seriously, Samir has been amazing, Carly, and I haven't made it easy for him. 322 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:22,424 -No, it is a vulnerable moment. -I'm impressed, Issa. 323 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,996 -In other words, this requires really thinking about the future. -I know, right? 324 00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,833 Yeah, well, she wants five kids. 325 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,636 One with the name of each station. 326 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:31,340 Fall and Autumn. 327 00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:32,611 -Yeah. -Beautiful. 328 00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:34,548 How many does Paul Baker want? 329 00:14:36,318 --> 00:14:38,021 -Hmm. The truth is I don't know. -No? 330 00:14:38,122 --> 00:14:39,759 But we haven't been dating that long either. 331 00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:42,464 So, you don't know how many children you want either, right? 332 00:14:42,564 --> 00:14:45,169 -Well... -Well, I always wanted two children... 333 00:14:45,269 --> 00:14:46,715 -Yes. -but Carly wants three, 334 00:14:46,739 --> 00:14:50,146 so we are left with two and a happy accident. 335 00:14:50,312 --> 00:14:52,183 And a Labradoodle named Randy. 336 00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:55,322 Hey, Russell. See? We can't agree on anything. 337 00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:58,295 -Well, we're ready. -Hmm? 338 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,667 Fuck off! Fuck off! Die! 339 00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:05,878 Well, we have a fugitive. 340 00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:07,648 I would cancel the reservation. 341 00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:14,227 Oh, and I should mention before it gets too late: dinner is on me. 342 00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:16,432 No, come on, you can't spend all that money on us. 343 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,637 No, no, no. Anton is very responsible with his finances. 344 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,342 In fact, you have a credit score. 345 00:15:21,509 --> 00:15:23,146 -Wow. -It's true. 346 00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:25,651 And a job in a skyscraper. Who said that? 347 00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:30,661 -It was me. -Well, then I'm going to order dessert. 348 00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:32,832 And I'm going to enjoy it. 349 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,807 So, Paul Baker, how long have you been in New York? 350 00:15:37,006 --> 00:15:38,677 Like three years now. 351 00:15:38,743 --> 00:15:41,257 Wow, how time flies. I moved from Canada after university. 352 00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:42,927 -University. -"University" instead of "college." 353 00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:44,522 Oh my gosh, I love Canadians. 354 00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:46,893 Honestly, New York already feels like my home. 355 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,230 -Don't tell my parents I said that. -Oh! 356 00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:52,037 Anton, you have some very good friends. 357 00:15:52,104 --> 00:15:54,408 Aww. Thank you. 358 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,282 -Are you serious? -Mm-hmm. 359 00:15:58,983 --> 00:16:00,897 -We can always ask. -No, what? What's happening? 360 00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,658 -Throw it. -Well, uh... 361 00:16:02,725 --> 00:16:05,329 -Wow, I can't believe this is happening. -I know! 362 00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:07,767 Well, well. Without wanting to put anyone in trouble. 363 00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:09,471 -No no. -But, God. 364 00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:13,112 Would you ever consider being our sperm donor...? 365 00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:14,648 -Yeah! -Paul Baker? 366 00:16:17,554 --> 00:16:18,957 Are they fucking with me? 367 00:16:19,157 --> 00:16:21,094 Hey, brother. Better... 368 00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:23,809 I've been begging them all week to accept my sperm and they're going to use theirs! 369 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:26,238 Anton. We're just testing the waters. 370 00:16:26,438 --> 00:16:29,611 -Tempering...? They are just... -I invited you to this dinner. I am paying. 371 00:16:29,612 --> 00:16:33,119 I'm wearing a fucking merino turtleneck that goes over my fucking ears, 372 00:16:33,186 --> 00:16:35,891 -And yet you see me as a child? -Yes, I see you as a child 373 00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:38,696 because you're screaming in a restaurant like a fucking child. 374 00:16:38,796 --> 00:16:40,767 Actually, who is screaming now? I think it's you. 375 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,838 -Because you make me scream! -Do you hear her? 376 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,340 Do I scream like that in real life? 377 00:16:44,407 --> 00:16:46,312 -Never. -Of course not. You make me scream! 378 00:16:46,512 --> 00:16:50,419 You know, my sister Blair Baker and I once had a huge fight over some Cheez-Its. 379 00:16:50,587 --> 00:16:53,167 I'm not shouting. I'm not screaming anymore. I'm whispering, okay? 380 00:16:53,191 --> 00:16:55,372 I'm whispering so softly that only a fairy can hear me, 381 00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:57,733 and the fairies are telling me they hate you because you're a stupid bitch. 382 00:16:57,736 --> 00:17:00,907 -Hey, fuck your fairies. -Alright. I understand this can be frustrating. 383 00:17:02,443 --> 00:17:05,049 Accept my sperm, Talia. Accept it. Accept my sperm! 384 00:17:05,116 --> 00:17:07,798 -Carrot cake, Brooke? -I'd love some. Thank you. 385 00:17:07,822 --> 00:17:11,228 -Are you listening to yourself, Anton? -Are you listening to yourself? 386 00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:13,466 -You're making everyone uncomfortable. -I? 387 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,546 Look, they're murmuring over there on the side. They're having a whole separate conversation. 388 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,373 It has... like sour cream frosting. 389 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,277 You know, it would be great with coffee. 390 00:17:19,344 --> 00:17:21,381 Hello? Hello? That? 391 00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:25,490 Look, if you don't want to be here right now, no one is forcing you. 392 00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:27,761 No, I want to be here. I organized this. I want to be here. 393 00:17:28,061 --> 00:17:29,933 So what do you want to do? Do you want to sit down? 394 00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:31,301 Good. 395 00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:34,307 Trick otherwise! 396 00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:35,777 Oh my God, Anton! 397 00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:37,590 You're embarrassing me in front of my friend! 398 00:17:37,614 --> 00:17:39,685 You are embarrassing me in front of my wife. 399 00:17:39,752 --> 00:17:42,199 Well, my friend is also my husband, so that makes two. Double account. 400 00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:43,660 -I win. -Sorry, what? 401 00:17:43,726 --> 00:17:45,706 Brooke, let's go. I'm going to get you pregnant right now. 402 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,436 I had sex with a girl once and it turned out great, so let's try it. 403 00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,306 -I'm fine. -Guácala. 404 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,822 Obviously I don't want to have sex with a woman. 405 00:17:57,889 --> 00:18:00,492 Why would I want to have sex with a woman? I don't like women! 406 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:03,165 I'm fucking gay! 407 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,920 There's someone here, Talia. 408 00:18:13,987 --> 00:18:15,356 Please... 409 00:18:15,924 --> 00:18:18,830 -Why didn't you tell me you were married? -Paul Baker needed a visa. 410 00:18:18,896 --> 00:18:21,067 So what, Talia? You don't know everything about me. 411 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,114 No, I don't know everything about you because you only show me one thing. 412 00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:28,415 Alright! I'd love to show you more, Talia, but I...I can't! I can't, okay? 413 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,923 If you were a stranger, I could show you whatever part of me I wanted, but with you I can't. 414 00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:35,162 I don't know. I don't know why, I can't. 415 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:43,580 -That? What is this? -Put your hand in mine. 416 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:48,288 -What are you doing? -Just put your hand in mine. 417 00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:51,428 Hello, 418 00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:53,967 My name is Talia and I am your sister, 419 00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:58,710 but I'm also someone who writes my building's newsletter. 420 00:18:58,776 --> 00:19:00,412 I'm learning Italian. 421 00:19:00,814 --> 00:19:04,454 Plus, when I get drunk, I like to climb on things. 422 00:19:05,389 --> 00:19:08,137 This is very rare. It's like we're at a conference. I can't do this. 423 00:19:08,161 --> 00:19:10,266 -What is this? -Just humor me. Let yourself go. 424 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,736 Just do it. 425 00:19:12,771 --> 00:19:13,874 Alright. 426 00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:16,779 -Hello, I'm Anton. -Hello. 427 00:19:17,647 --> 00:19:19,952 Hey, I work in digital advertising sales. 428 00:19:20,419 --> 00:19:22,758 And I have a recurring dream about Zoë Kravitz, 429 00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:25,897 and my friends want me to do a sleep study because of that. 430 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,770 -Anton. -That? 431 00:19:29,437 --> 00:19:31,341 I also work in digital advertising sales. 432 00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:34,781 I think I would know if you worked in digital advertising sales, Talia. 433 00:19:34,816 --> 00:19:36,418 Well, you never asked me. 434 00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:40,794 -Do you use SalesDock Pro? -I fucking hate SalesDock Pro. 435 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:45,203 But it is the only way to calculate ROI. No! 436 00:19:45,402 --> 00:19:47,307 No! 437 00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:51,849 -That? -Yeah! 438 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,619 Huh. 439 00:19:54,488 --> 00:19:55,590 Have my children. 440 00:19:55,657 --> 00:19:58,261 We were so close. 441 00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:05,209 Is that a no? 442 00:20:06,712 --> 00:20:09,050 Well, that's a big family. So do you want four? 443 00:20:09,317 --> 00:20:12,389 Yes, I think four. Yes. Three girls and then a boy. 444 00:20:12,524 --> 00:20:14,084 You know, so I'm mainly a dad to girls, 445 00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:16,164 but I still have the chance to raise a good man. 446 00:20:16,231 --> 00:20:19,137 -And you? How many children? -I always thought I would have two. 447 00:20:19,204 --> 00:20:20,564 One that I like and one that I don't. 448 00:20:20,607 --> 00:20:22,152 -Well, that's... -Fuck you, bitch! 449 00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:23,890 You're a fucking loser! You live at your mom's house! 450 00:20:23,914 --> 00:20:25,817 -Fuck you, stay away! -Oh shit! 451 00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:27,186 Issa, stop it! 452 00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:28,455 Get off my dick! 453 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:30,630 -Wow! Guys! -Someone grab her! 454 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:32,964 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! I hope you die! 455 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:36,038 -Get away from me! -Order! Issa! 456 00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:39,310 Order! Order! Or... 457 00:20:39,812 --> 00:20:41,683 Issa. 458 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,687 Issa, Issa. 459 00:20:43,754 --> 00:20:45,657 -You have to put it on. -I'm hormonal. 460 00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:47,795 Oh, poor thing. We are all hormonal. 461 00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:49,665 Anton, help. 462 00:20:50,734 --> 00:20:51,836 Give it to me. 463 00:20:52,638 --> 00:20:54,373 -Stay away. -You stay away. 464 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,211 Iss. Iss. 465 00:20:56,278 --> 00:21:00,219 The needle is down. The needle is down, okay? 466 00:21:00,419 --> 00:21:03,459 Issa. Look around you. 467 00:21:04,261 --> 00:21:06,131 Nobody is forcing you to do this. 468 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,802 Just don't do it. 469 00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:09,270 Yeah? 470 00:21:10,272 --> 00:21:11,942 -Yeah. -Alright. 471 00:21:25,537 --> 00:21:26,872 Trick otherwise? 472 00:21:26,939 --> 00:21:28,241 I learned from the best. 473 00:21:29,978 --> 00:21:31,916 ♪♪ Big boy pants because my pockets are full ♪♪ 474 00:21:31,949 --> 00:21:33,829 ♪♪ Hello Kitty keychain hanging right from my hip ♪♪ 475 00:21:33,853 --> 00:21:35,691 ♪♪ I have a big boy bag, I have a big boy style ♪♪ 476 00:21:35,757 --> 00:21:37,597 ♪♪ I make a little girl cry because the big boy is rich ♪♪ 477 00:21:37,661 --> 00:21:39,461 ♪♪ Big boy pants because my pockets are full ♪♪ 478 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,310 ♪♪ Hello Kitty keychain hanging right from my hip ♪♪ 479 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,172 ♪♪ I have a big boy bag, I have a big boy style ♪♪ 480 00:21:43,238 --> 00:21:45,018 ♪♪ I make a little girl cry because the big boy is rich ♪♪ 481 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:46,882 ♪♪ I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I know ♪♪ 482 00:21:46,912 --> 00:21:48,915 ♪♪ But I have a huge mouth and the flow of a big boy ♪♪ 483 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,830 ♪♪ They just want to hear when bitches act like whores ♪♪ 484 00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:52,824 ♪♪ But you're an incel, it shows, I know ♪♪ 485 00:21:52,858 --> 00:21:54,804 ♪♪ You call me a loser like I've never gone far ♪♪ 486 00:21:54,828 --> 00:21:57,033 ♪♪ Your whole gang has more pigs than a patrol car ♪♪ 487 00:21:57,099 --> 00:21:59,080 ♪♪ Kiss my feet because you'll never reach the top ♪♪ 488 00:21:59,104 --> 00:22:00,583 ♪♪ Wishing it was me every time you drop your bars ♪♪ 489 00:22:00,607 --> 00:22:02,410 ♪♪ Ouch, yes, that one did hurt ♪♪ 490 00:22:02,476 --> 00:22:04,022 ♪♪ Lemon juice on the wound, that will never work ♪♪ 491 00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:05,616 ♪♪ Oh, that hurt me so much ♪♪ 492 00:22:05,683 --> 00:22:07,286 ♪♪ Oh, that was really very, very cruel ♪♪ 493 00:22:07,353 --> 00:22:09,291 ♪♪ Big boy pants because my pockets are full ♪♪ 494 00:22:09,358 --> 00:22:11,204 ♪♪ Hello Kitty keychain hanging right from my hip ♪♪ 495 00:22:11,228 --> 00:22:13,065 ♪♪ I have a big boy bag, I have a big boy style ♪♪ 496 00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:15,369 ♪♪ I make a little girl cry because the big boy is rich ♪♪