1 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:05,756 - One of us has got to do laundry tonight. - Why? 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:09,343 Because I haven't had any clean underwear for three days. 3 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:11,720 So right now under your skirt you're wearing... 4 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,555 - Not underwear. - Mom! 5 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,849 It's kind of nice, actually. Breezy. 6 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,935 My role model, ladies and gentlemen. 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,145 How come you haven't run out yet? 8 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:22,648 I don't know. I guess I have more underwear than you. 9 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,816 That's not true. You have less. 10 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,319 - Have you been doing laundry without me? - No. 11 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:29,179 - Rory? - Okay, one load. 12 00:00:29,179 --> 00:00:29,904 [ gasps ] 13 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,990 And you didn't even ask if I had stuff to throw in? 14 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:33,909 It was a big load. There wasn't any room. 15 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,953 I'm crushed and bleeding. Get me a tourniquet. 16 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,830 Oh, no. They're dirty 'cause Rory won't wash them with her stuff. 17 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:41,541 I'm sorry. I'll do another load tonight, I promise. 18 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,126 Never mind. I'll do my own laundry. 19 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:46,004 - Fine, even better. - I hate doing laundry. 20 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,840 Maybe I'll just buy new underwear. 21 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,427 And flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter. 22 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:54,137 And leaves. 23 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,973 Where are my leaves? 24 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,850 I got pumpkins, I got Pilgrims. I got no leaves. 25 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,605 Every other store in town has fall decorations. 26 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,315 Well, hurrah for the mob mentality. 27 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,776 We're talking a few streamers and a paper turkey. 28 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,820 How is it gonna hurt to have a paper turkey? 29 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,906 No turkeys, no squash, no pumpkins. Nothing colored orange. 30 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:16,702 Okay, so you don't like orange. That's fine. 31 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,913 Autumn has many varied hues to toy with. 32 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,581 Excuse me, could we get some coffee please? 33 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:22,874 - And a muffin? - Warmed? 34 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,668 [ Taylor ]: This is the Autumn Festival. 35 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,587 Your shop is right across the street from the Horn of Plenty. 36 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:30,298 You're right smack dab in the middle of everything. You have to decorate. 37 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,050 All I have to do is serve food. 38 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,885 - And coffee! - And muffins. 39 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:38,056 Taylor, I'm tired of having this conversation with you every year. 40 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,976 - Yoo-hoo! - You have lived in Stars Hollow for a long time, young man. 41 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,511 It's time you became one of us. 44 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,692 - Hey, my mom's not wearing any underwear. - [ gasps ] 45 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,570 - Well, you aren't. - You're just being selfish, Luke. 46 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,905 Still they don't notice. I can't take it anymore. 47 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,241 We're talking about the spirit of fall. 48 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:57,951 - What kind of muffin do you want? - Blueberry. 49 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:00,203 You know where you can stick the spirit of fall? 50 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,080 Here, don't use your hands. 51 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:03,380 [ grunts ] 52 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,917 I don't think you're taking me seriously. 53 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,545 What gave you that idea? No tip? 54 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,089 Oh, yeah, here's a tip: serve your customers. 55 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,092 Here's another: don't sit on any cold benches. 56 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:17,012 Taylor, I swear to God, if you pull those pilgrims out of your pocket once more... 57 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,430 - I'm just doing it for you. - No. 58 00:02:20,546 --> 00:02:23,046 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ 59 00:02:23,146 --> 00:02:27,346 ♪ Feeling lonely, and so cold ♪ 60 00:02:27,446 --> 00:02:31,846 ♪ All you have to do is call my name ♪ 61 00:02:31,946 --> 00:02:35,246 ♪ And I'll be there on the next train ♪ 62 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:40,146 ♪ Where you lead, I will follow ♪ 63 00:02:40,246 --> 00:02:44,446 ♪ Anywhere that you tell me to ♪ 64 00:02:44,546 --> 00:02:47,046 ♪ If you need ♪ 65 00:02:47,146 --> 00:02:50,146 ♪ You need me to be with you ♪ 66 00:02:50,246 --> 00:02:51,946 ♪ I will follow ♪ 67 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:53,246 ♪ Oh ♪ 68 00:02:53,346 --> 00:02:56,646 ♪ Where you lead ♪ 69 00:02:56,746 --> 00:02:59,046 ♪ I will follow ♪ 70 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:03,046 ♪ Anywhere that you tell me to ♪ 71 00:03:03,146 --> 00:03:06,146 ♪ If you need ♪ 72 00:03:06,246 --> 00:03:08,146 ♪ You need me to be with you ♪ 73 00:03:08,346 --> 00:03:11,446 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪♪ 74 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,590 [ Taylor ]: I don't know. 75 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:39,010 It doesn't really look like the Mayflower. 76 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,471 Well, we could put a sign on it or something. 77 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,390 I don't know. 78 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,643 So, do you want to go back to the Plymouth Rock idea? 79 00:03:46,843 --> 00:03:48,043 [ sighs ] 80 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:51,314 We'll just live with it that way for a day. 81 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,275 Okay, uh, sure. 82 00:03:56,945 --> 00:04:00,740 - You know, you can get two for three bucks. - Oh, really? Excellent deal. 83 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:03,201 You just had a desperate need for some cornstarch? 84 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,663 Yes. I have very important thickening needs, thank you. 85 00:04:06,763 --> 00:04:07,830 [ inhales ] 86 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,833 - Nice apron. - Nice uniform. 87 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:14,504 Well, you know, I sewed the buttons on with silver thread, so that sets me apart from the crowd. 88 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:18,053 - I guess I should get home. - Wait a sec. You want a pop or something? 89 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:19,843 A pop? 90 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,137 Give me a break. In Chicago they call it pop. 91 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:26,433 Well, in Connecticut, we call it free soda. And, yes, thank you. 92 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:35,358 All right, guess which is in each hand, you get the soda. 93 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,028 Okay, the whole concept of a free soda is that it's free. 94 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,362 You don't have to work for it. 95 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:42,907 - Sorry, you got to sing for your supper. - Or your soda. 96 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,701 - Guess. - Okay. 97 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,078 In this hand you have... 98 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:56,671 Thank you. 99 00:05:05,197 --> 00:05:06,397 [ horn honking ] 100 00:05:28,071 --> 00:05:30,371 Lane! Lane! 101 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,416 - What's wrong? - I got kissed. 102 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,169 And I...and I shoplifted. 103 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,755 - Are you serious? Who kissed you? - Dean. 104 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,215 - The new kid? - Yes. 105 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,801 You got the new kid? Oh, my God. 106 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:45,303 It happened so fast. I was just standing there. 107 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:46,638 - Where? - Doose's Market. 108 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,723 - He kissed you in the market? - On aisle three. 109 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,308 - By the ant spray? - Yes. 110 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:53,311 - Oh, that's a good aisle. - What defines a good aisle? 111 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,439 An aisle where you get kissed by the new kid is a good aisle. 112 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,525 Oh, my God, I can't breathe. 113 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:01,778 - Okay, sit down. - No, I can't sit down. I'm too... 114 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,863 Oh, my God, he kissed me. 115 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,407 - Who kissed you? - The Lord, Mama. 116 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:08,618 Oh. Okay, then. 117 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:13,164 So, tell me everything. 118 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,917 So, I go into the store, and he offers me a soda. 119 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,546 And then he puts two behind his back and asks me to pick one, and then he kissed me. 120 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:22,757 I'm so jealous. That's it, I've got to get some dumb, ugly friends. 121 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,801 - I have to go tell my mom. - Call me later. 122 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:25,969 Okay. 123 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,597 - What's wrong? - I can't. 124 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:32,934 You can't leave? It's Sing-Your-Favorite-Hymn night at the Kim house. Make a run for it. 125 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:35,853 - My mom doesn't know about Dean. - So tell her. 126 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,690 The last time the subject of boys came up, it got very ugly. 127 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:41,985 Well, that was different. She thought you wanted to quit school over a guy. 128 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,403 Yes, over Dean. 129 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,989 Okay, fine. But she doesn't have to know it was him. 130 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,282 - She'll know. - How? 131 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:50,660 She'll know. She's Lorelai. She'll know. What do I do? 132 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:54,789 Well, maybe she'll be more open to the concept now that you're in school and doing so well and everything. 133 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:56,374 - Maybe. - Try it. 134 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,167 Okay. I got to go. 135 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:01,629 Hey. Was it great? 136 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,589 It was perfect. 137 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,633 - Wow. - Yeah. 138 00:07:05,733 --> 00:07:06,933 [ giggles ] 139 00:07:06,933 --> 00:07:08,133 [ door opens ] 140 00:07:08,133 --> 00:07:09,333 [ door closes ] 141 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,098 Yeah, can you hear that? 142 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:13,398 [ fridge buzzing ] 143 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,685 No. No, it's higher. 144 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:19,514 - It's like a high-pitched kind of an "Eeeee" sound. - [ door closes ] 145 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:20,940 It started last week. 146 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,568 But was lower and it only happened when we opened the door. 147 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,236 And now it's higher and it's on all the time. 148 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,281 So I think it's really, uh, growing in confidence. 149 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:31,409 Okay, look, I've already told this to three other people. 150 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:35,079 So could you just please tell me what is wrong with this fridge? 151 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,163 [ Lorelai sighs ] 152 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,374 I don't...I'm not going to make the noise again. 153 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,792 I'm not...eeeee. 154 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:43,713 Look, Jerry, I don't have a lot of pride, 155 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:46,841 but I do have enough that I do not want to make that noise again. 156 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:49,385 So could you please, tell me what is wrong with the fridge 157 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,929 or connect me with someone who can? 158 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:53,598 Thank you. 159 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,809 Hello, Rusty? Great. 160 00:07:57,101 --> 00:08:00,855 Listen, um, my fridge is making this weird sound. 161 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:04,108 It's, uh, like a high-pitched...you know what? Actually, is Jerry still there? 162 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,778 Okay, h-have him make the sound. He knows it. 163 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,196 I'll wait. 164 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,408 I know. It does sound bad. 165 00:08:12,608 --> 00:08:13,742 [ sighs ] 166 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,620 Okay, here is the deal. 167 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:19,707 You will send someone out here tomorrow between the hours of 8:00 and 9:00. 168 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:23,920 Because I work and can't wait four hours for one of you guys to show up. 169 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,923 Great. Goodbye. 170 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:33,221 - So, are they coming tomorrow? - Nope. Monday, between 3:00 and 8:00. 171 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,973 - I am completely useless. - I'm sorry. 172 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:39,051 Oh God, look at this place. It's a sty. 173 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:42,171 Now I'm crabby. I'm crabby and useless. [ growls ] 174 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:45,350 Stupid fridge! Stupid fridge guys. 175 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:46,650 [ sighing ] 176 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:48,528 I hate my life. 177 00:08:51,628 --> 00:08:52,828 [ bell dings ] 178 00:08:58,213 --> 00:09:02,739 Hello. Hello! 179 00:09:03,339 --> 00:09:04,539 Yes? 180 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,954 Oh, God. I didn't...quite an entrance. Jeez, my heart. 181 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,549 Rory's not here. 182 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:13,678 No, I know. Um, I came to pick up that rocker that I bought a couple weeks ago. 183 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:17,206 - Six weeks ago. - Oh, okay. Well, that's a couple. Times three, that's six. 184 00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:18,306 [ chuckles ] 185 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:19,684 Math humor. 186 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,769 Oh, it's not big with a lot of people. Don't feel bad. 187 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:24,397 - This is not a storage facility. - I know. I'm sorry. 188 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,648 This is a furniture store. 189 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,984 - Furniture comes in, people buy, then it goes out. - Right. 190 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:32,071 Except when Lorelai Gilmore buys. Then furniture stays here for six weeks. 191 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:34,824 - How about I pay you extra? - I don't want you to pay me extra. 192 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:38,995 I want you to pick up the thing you paid for in the first place. Here. 193 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:42,748 - Huh. I remember it smaller. - It's been six weeks. Maybe it grew. 194 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:46,377 Right, well, once again, I'm really sorry. I've just been very busy. 195 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:49,922 Maybe you should be less busy. Then you can remember to pick up chairs. 196 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,717 Right. Absolutely. Smell a rose, got it. 197 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:56,387 And then you could keep your daughter from running around kissing boys. 198 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:59,807 - What? - Lane is a young, impressionable girl. 199 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:02,810 She doesn't need to hear about your daughter's kissing. 200 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:07,356 Are...are the lids tight on the paint remover, because you're sounding a little loopy to me. 201 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:08,899 Loopy? What's loopy? 202 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,777 - [ chuckling ] Rory's not kissing anybody. - Yes, she is. 203 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:15,990 She came in here and told Lane she kissed a boy in the grocery store. 204 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:19,076 The grocery store, where we buy our food. 205 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,370 This does not make any... 206 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:25,041 - She kissed the boy in the grocery store? - Yes, yes, yes. 207 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,877 The boy in the grocery store. Kiss, kiss, kiss. 208 00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:31,255 I'm sorry. I didn't know. 209 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:34,300 She didn't tell me. 210 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,763 I...I have to go. 211 00:10:40,363 --> 00:10:41,563 [ sighs ] 212 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,726 You left your chair! 213 00:10:43,826 --> 00:10:45,026 [ bell dings ] 214 00:10:46,626 --> 00:10:47,826 [ people chattering ] 215 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,192 Okay, just one more time. 216 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:54,528 I have been telling you this story for an hour. It doesn't get dirty. 217 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:58,157 I can't help it. I'm obsessed. I'm totally living vicariously through you. 218 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,326 Why? You got kissed last weekend. 219 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:04,080 Remember? You told me. That guy your parents set you up with. 220 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,791 The one with the Lincoln Continental. What's his name? 221 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,417 - Patrick Cho. - Okay. 222 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,586 Let's do a little compare and contrast here. 223 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:14,340 You get kissed on the mouth by a cute, cool, sexy guy you really like. 224 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:17,760 And I get kissed on the forehead by a theology major 225 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:22,348 in a "Members Only" jacket who truly believes rock music leads to hard drugs. 226 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:24,433 Fair enough. You can live through me. 227 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,061 But just remember that I have no idea what I'm doing. 228 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:31,273 I'm well aware of that. That's why I've been diligently gathering information for us. 229 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,442 - What kind of information? - Well, let's see. 230 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,986 - Dean's from Chicago, which you know. - I do. 231 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:39,115 He likes Nick Drake, Liz Phair, and The Sugarplastic. 232 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:42,701 - And he's deathly allergic to walnuts. - Walnuts bad, got it. 233 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,955 - Now, he had a girlfriend in Chicago. - A girlfriend? 234 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:49,708 Her name's Beth. They went out for a year, but they split amicably before he left. 235 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,043 And now she's dating his cousin, 236 00:11:51,126 --> 00:11:54,421 which he doesn't feel too weird about, because he doesn't think they were really in love. 237 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,841 - Beth. - I wouldn't worry about it. 238 00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,634 How'd you get all this information? 239 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,512 Through his best friend, who, by the way, is really cool. 240 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,640 So once you get settled with Dean, do you think you could you ask him about Todd? 241 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,016 Oh, absolutely. 242 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:07,852 So, Beth, huh? 243 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:12,064 I hate the name Beth. It's so...Beth. 244 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:17,361 Now, Todd also said that Dean hasn't been able to talk about anything but you 245 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,487 for weeks. 246 00:12:18,687 --> 00:12:19,887 [ giggling ] 247 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:24,034 Oh, stop it. You're giving me Patrick Cho flashbacks. 248 00:12:24,234 --> 00:12:25,434 [ both laugh ] 249 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,497 Oh, Luke, the food here is lovely. 250 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,374 But you know what would make it even better? 251 00:12:30,457 --> 00:12:33,168 Let me guess. Some autumn festival decorations? 252 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:36,255 Well, food without ambience isn't really food, is it? 253 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,715 More iced tea, Patty? 254 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,467 Oh, no, thank you. It's much too depressing in here for tea. 255 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,095 You realize Taylor's a head case, right? 256 00:12:43,178 --> 00:12:45,681 Yes, but at least he's a festive one. 257 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,016 Just eat. 258 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,184 Coffee? 259 00:12:49,584 --> 00:12:50,784 [ sighing ] 260 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,772 Oh, come on, are you mad at me, too? 261 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:58,235 I mean, a man can't choose whether or not he wants a picture of a fat, stupid bird on his wall? 262 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:01,071 My God, that's the reason the damn Pilgrims came here in the first place. 263 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,990 I wasn't snubbing you. I didn't hear you. 264 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:04,283 Now, I'm concerned about you. 265 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,702 Sorry, just, uh, feeling a little persecuted lately. 266 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,203 - Coffee? - Please. 267 00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,747 - Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine. 268 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,206 - You don't look fine. - Well, thank you. 269 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,292 - I just meant you look concerned. - I'm preoccupied. 270 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,752 - You look concerned. - I'm not. 271 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:15,919 Fine. You just look it. 272 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:18,130 Hey, you know, some streamers would look great in here. 273 00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:20,257 - Okay, I'm done. - Thank you. 274 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,468 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 275 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,387 Oh, hey, save your apologies for the Indians, missy. 276 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,849 People are really in a giving mood today. The Horn of Plenty is packed. 277 00:13:28,932 --> 00:13:31,018 That's great. Do you want some coffee? 278 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:34,396 Um, no, I'll just have a sip of yours. I have to get right back. 279 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,940 Oh. Really? I thought we were having lunch today. 280 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:40,903 I can't. We're one Pilgrim short. I only have a couple minutes. 281 00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,864 - Oh. You've been really busy lately. - Yeah. 282 00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:45,949 I guess it's that end-of-the-year rush. 283 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:49,119 I mean, we haven't even really talked in a couple of days. 284 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,205 What do you want to talk about? 285 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,624 I don't know. Anything. 286 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,794 Okay. Did you read that article in the newspaper 287 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,295 about the polar ice caps melting? 288 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,422 Yeah, yeah. Oh, big deal. 289 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,967 - Fine, you pick the subject. - Oh, okay, great. 290 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,470 I was watching "General Hospital" the other day 291 00:14:06,553 --> 00:14:08,097 and, you know, they have a new Lucky. 292 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,766 The old Lucky went to play something where he could have a real name. 293 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:13,227 So, the old Lucky had this girlfriend, Liz, 294 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,270 who thought that he died in a fire. 295 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,897 So then they bring on this new Lucky 296 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:18,982 And you're like, "Okay, I know that's not the old Lucky 297 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,151 "because the new Lucky has way more hair-gel issues." 298 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,570 But still, Liz was so upset about his supposed death 299 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:26,907 that you could not wait to see them kiss, you know? 300 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,577 When do you have time to watch "General Hospital"? 301 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,579 Okay, let's get back to the point. 302 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,956 What do you think 303 00:14:33,997 --> 00:14:38,001 about the whole Liz-Lucky kissing thing? 304 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:42,131 I think they're actors being paid to play a part, 305 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:45,759 so it's nice that they're living up to their obligations. 306 00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:47,159 Hmm. Rory. 307 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:50,013 Look, can we finish this very meaningful conversation later? 308 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,599 I promised Lane I'd get right back. 309 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,394 Okay. I'll see you later. 310 00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:57,688 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 311 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,775 I'm not going to say you look concerned. 312 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:05,195 Not going to talk about how good you'd look dressed like a guy from "The Crucible." 313 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,613 Fair enough. 314 00:15:06,713 --> 00:15:07,913 [ sighing ] 315 00:15:16,913 --> 00:15:18,113 [ people chattering ] 316 00:15:40,313 --> 00:15:41,513 [ clears throat ] 317 00:15:44,713 --> 00:15:45,913 [ Luke ]: Hey! 318 00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,362 Oh, God! Oh, God! 319 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,990 - What...w-w-what are you doing? - What are you doing? 320 00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:51,867 - I asked you first. - I ran out of cream. 321 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,035 Yeah, me, too. 322 00:15:53,076 --> 00:15:55,162 - What are you staring at? - Nothing. Don't look. Don't look. 323 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,080 - What is wrong with you today? - Rory got kissed. 324 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,206 What? 325 00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,251 Rory had her first kiss and that guy did it. 326 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,418 - Ah. - [ Lorelai ]: Yeah. 327 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,046 - The new kid. - Yep. 328 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,841 - Oh, look at him. Look how smug he is. - He's bagging groceries. 329 00:16:07,924 --> 00:16:11,762 - It's hard to be smug bagging groceries. - Oh! Look how he just handled those lemons. 330 00:16:11,803 --> 00:16:14,139 - What're you talking about? - He threw them in the bag. 331 00:16:14,222 --> 00:16:17,309 Not tossed them or placed them, but threw them, like they meant nothing. 332 00:16:17,392 --> 00:16:18,852 - They're lemons. - They're symbolic. 333 00:16:18,935 --> 00:16:20,896 - Okay. We need to get you out of here. - No. 334 00:16:20,937 --> 00:16:24,566 That Lothario there has wormed his way into my daughter's heart and mouth 335 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,902 - and for that he must die. - That's it. Let's go. - No. 336 00:16:26,943 --> 00:16:29,237 - You're not going to kill the bag boy. - Why not? 337 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:32,574 'Cause it's double-coupon day. You'll bring down the town. 338 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:35,994 Okay, okay, I'm out. Stop pushing me. 339 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,705 - What are you thinking spying like that? - I don't know. 340 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,605 I just wanted to see him. I've seen him already but before he was... 341 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,001 - Rory's boyfriend? - Shush, you. 342 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,378 - She's growing up. - I know. 343 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,962 There's nothing you can do about that. 344 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,590 Okay, Mr. Reality, break into somebody else's house. 345 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,841 Sorry. 346 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,594 - Why didn't she tell me? - What? 347 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,888 Why didn't Rory tell me about the kiss? 348 00:16:54,971 --> 00:16:56,890 Maybe she didn't know you'd take it so well. 349 00:16:56,973 --> 00:16:58,392 You want to hear something crazy? 350 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,894 'Cause all the talk up until now has been so normal? 351 00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:03,397 - He kind of looks like Christopher. - The grocery kid? 352 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,816 Yeah. He looks like Christopher. 353 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,943 And Christopher is Rory's dad? 354 00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:10,612 The hair, the build, something about the eyes. 355 00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:14,324 - He reminds me of Christopher. - Well, that's not too surprising. 356 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:17,661 You're going to quote Freud to me? 'Cause I'll push you in front of a moving car. 357 00:17:17,702 --> 00:17:20,497 - This talk was going so well. - You and Rory are a lot alike. 358 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,833 It's not surprising you would have similar tastes in men. 359 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:23,959 I guess. 360 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,421 But why? Why didn't she tell me? We tell each other everything. 361 00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:30,757 - This is different. - But we tell each other everything else. 362 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,802 But this she keeps a secret. It's 'cause it's a guy thing. 363 00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:35,554 - Probably. - Well, that's not good. 364 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:38,640 I have to make her understand that I'm okay with the guy thing. 365 00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:41,226 'Cause not talking about guys and our personal lives, 366 00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:43,854 that's me and my mom. That is not me and Rory. 367 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,773 - Are you okay with the guy thing? - Yes. 368 00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:49,484 - Really? - Okay-ish. 369 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,903 - That's not okay. - Well, that's okay with an "ish." 370 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,363 Whatever you say. 371 00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:56,783 She just...she thinks I'll disapprove, right? Well, I won't. 372 00:17:57,033 --> 00:17:59,661 I will show her that I think this is great. 373 00:17:59,744 --> 00:18:01,955 Once she sees that I think this is great, 374 00:18:02,038 --> 00:18:04,457 everything will be back to normal between us, right? 375 00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:09,880 So you passed the need for an actual person to talk to several minutes ago. 376 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,507 - Oh, yeah, before the gelato stand. - You're an amazing woman. 377 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,301 Thank you for noticing. 378 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,156 Hey, sorry I'm late. 379 00:18:36,823 --> 00:18:40,160 - Oh, hey, no big deal. Um, there's Chinese in the fridge. - Okay. 380 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,500 So, kissed any good boys lately? 381 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,128 - Who... - Mrs. Kim. 382 00:18:51,087 --> 00:18:52,422 Of course. 383 00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:58,386 - So, he's cute. - Yeah, he is. 384 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,932 - Can he spell? - He can spell and read. 385 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,936 - How long have you known? - Since this morning. 386 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,229 You didn't think you were going to be able to keep it a secret, did you? 387 00:19:08,271 --> 00:19:11,107 - You were making out in the market. - We weren't making out. 388 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:12,776 It was just one kiss. 389 00:19:12,859 --> 00:19:16,571 Yeah, well, by the time that gets to Miss Patty's, it's a scene from "9 1/2 Weeks." 390 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,532 You've known all this time? At Luke's? Here? 391 00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:20,909 Yeah. 392 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,243 You could have said something. 393 00:19:22,285 --> 00:19:24,364 Now, funny, I was going to say the same thing to you. 394 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,264 - So... - So... 395 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,795 - What now? - Now? Nothing. 396 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,673 No? No lecture about kissing a boy? 397 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,384 - No. Why? Did you do it wrong? - No. 398 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,928 I don't think. 399 00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:41,971 I didn't love the way I found out, 400 00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:46,142 but you're getting older. These things are bound to happen occasionally. 401 00:19:46,726 --> 00:19:49,270 - Actually, I think it's great. - No, you don't. 402 00:19:49,312 --> 00:19:51,314 Yes, I do. I'm thrilled. 403 00:19:51,314 --> 00:19:52,314 [ sighing ] 404 00:19:52,315 --> 00:19:53,775 - Thrilled? - Yeah. 405 00:19:53,858 --> 00:19:56,152 You're completely weirded out by this, aren't you? 406 00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:58,780 No, you're crazy. I'm perfectly fine with it. 407 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,658 You don't seem fine. You seem the complete opposite of fine. 408 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,326 Well, you're projecting that on me because 409 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:06,204 you don't want to think that I'm fine when I am, as I have said, fine. 410 00:20:06,287 --> 00:20:07,372 Okay. 411 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,126 Never been finer. 412 00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:12,460 Got it. 413 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,300 - You want some? - No, thanks. I'm fine. 414 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,307 Okay, we have to be really quick 'cause the video store's gonna close. 415 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,936 So stick to our list. No impulse buying like toothpaste or soap. 416 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,108 - Rory? - Hey, you know what? 417 00:20:35,358 --> 00:20:37,444 I think we have enough stuff to eat at home. 418 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:41,364 Really? Where do you live? 'Cause the home I left had nothing. 419 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,159 - We're ordering pizza. That's enough. - Are you crazy? 420 00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:47,078 You can't watch "Willy Wonka" without massive amounts of junk food. 421 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:50,039 It's not right. I won't allow it. We're going in. 422 00:20:50,139 --> 00:20:51,339 [ sighing ] 423 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,003 - Rory, it's fine. - It's too weird. 424 00:20:55,211 --> 00:20:58,339 - I'm gonna have to meet him eventually. - Okay, how about next year? 425 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:02,260 I'm going to be so cool in there, you will mistake me for Shaft. 426 00:21:02,343 --> 00:21:04,846 - There will be no interrogation. - I swear. 427 00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:07,140 No kissing noises. No stories from my childhood. 428 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,225 No referring to Chicago as "Chi-town." 429 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,895 No James Dean jokes. No father-with-a-shotgun stares. 430 00:21:11,978 --> 00:21:14,564 - No Nancy Walker impressions. - Oh, come on. 431 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,401 - Promise me. - I really and truly promise. 432 00:21:18,484 --> 00:21:20,820 Now can we please go to the market? 433 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:21,987 [ inhaling ] 434 00:21:21,988 --> 00:21:23,823 - Okay. - Thank God. 435 00:21:23,823 --> 00:21:25,023 Let's go. 436 00:21:28,077 --> 00:21:29,662 I don't see him. 437 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:32,332 All right, well, maybe he's on a break. 438 00:21:32,373 --> 00:21:34,292 - Yeah. Yeah, maybe he's on a break. - Yeah. 439 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,587 - Okay, good. So we can shop. - Yep. 440 00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:39,672 Do we want marshmallows? 441 00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:43,259 Mmm. And jellybeans. And chocolate kisses. 442 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:46,054 Cookie dough we have at home, peanut butter... 443 00:21:46,679 --> 00:21:49,224 Ooh! Do you think they have that thing that's a sugar stick on one side 444 00:21:49,307 --> 00:21:51,726 but then you dip it in sugar on the other side and eat it? 445 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:55,563 We are going to be so sick. It's amazing that we still function. 446 00:21:55,663 --> 00:21:56,296 [ man chattering ] 447 00:21:56,397 --> 00:21:57,815 There he is. 448 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:02,236 - [ Lorelai ]: Boy, he's tall. That must have been some back-bender, that kiss. - Mom. 449 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,030 Make sure you warm up next time. 450 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,991 - Okay, we are leaving now. - Sorry. Done now. 451 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:11,371 - He's got great eyes. You got to love a guy with great eyes. - [ Rory ]: Yeah. 452 00:22:11,412 --> 00:22:13,164 - And a nice smile. - Very nice. 453 00:22:13,247 --> 00:22:15,708 - Think we can get him to turn around? - It's nice, too. 454 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,377 - Really? - Trust me. - Hey. 455 00:22:17,835 --> 00:22:19,754 Oh, you girls having another movie night? 456 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,756 Yeah. It's "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." 457 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:25,009 - Oh, that's nice. Isn't that the one with Gene Hackman? - Uh, Gene Wilder. 458 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,803 - You're a Wonka fan? - Yeah. 459 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:31,474 Um, Dean, this is my mom, Lorelai. And, Mom, this is Dean. 460 00:22:32,183 --> 00:22:34,227 - Nice to meet you, Dean. - Yeah, you, too. 461 00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:36,896 - Nice apron. - Um, thanks. 462 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,399 - [ cashier ]: $41.83. - Oh, wow. 463 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,777 It's expensive to slowly rot your insides, isn't it? 464 00:22:43,194 --> 00:22:44,612 Here you go. 465 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,782 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 466 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:52,245 - So, Dean, nice meeting you. Hope to see you again. - Yeah. 467 00:22:52,445 --> 00:22:53,645 Dean. 468 00:22:56,290 --> 00:22:58,459 - See, that wasn't so bad. - You're right. 469 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,586 I said nothing embarrassing, nothing stupid. 470 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:03,798 - I appreciate that. - So chill out, Supermarket Slut. 471 00:23:03,881 --> 00:23:07,510 See, even a little information in your hands is dangerous. 472 00:23:12,014 --> 00:23:15,017 - I need coffee. - Mom, the video store closes in 10 minutes. 473 00:23:15,101 --> 00:23:17,395 - Well, you run to the video store and I'll go get coffee. - Fine. 474 00:23:17,478 --> 00:23:19,605 Go, go, go. I'll meet you at Luke's. 475 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,734 Hey, um, you forgot your Red Vines. 476 00:23:22,817 --> 00:23:25,319 Oh, wow! You totally saved the night! 477 00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:26,904 - Thanks. - Sure. 478 00:23:27,004 --> 00:23:28,204 [ crickets chirping ] 479 00:23:29,278 --> 00:23:30,478 Hey. 480 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:34,495 - What are you doing tonight? - Me? 481 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,165 Uh, well, I don't know. 482 00:23:37,915 --> 00:23:40,960 Well, do you want to come over? We're ordering pizza, we got a movie. 483 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,503 The neighborhood's got a pool going 484 00:23:42,545 --> 00:23:46,841 to see who falls into a sugar coma first. I'm the favorite. It might be fun. 485 00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:48,241 Uh, well, um, uh... 486 00:23:49,218 --> 00:23:52,221 Oh, it's totally casual. I'm sure Rory would love it. 487 00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:54,223 - Okay, sure. - Yeah? - Yeah. What time? 488 00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:55,933 - Seven sound good? - Sounds fine. 489 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:59,353 - Let me give you our address. - That's okay. I...I know where you live. 490 00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:02,690 Right. Of course you do. Um, so see you tonight. 491 00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:04,233 - Bye. - Bye. 492 00:24:06,694 --> 00:24:08,196 - [ Lorelai ]: So? - Got it. 493 00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:12,658 Score! You know, on the one hand, I'm glad it was in, but on the other hand, what kind of world do we live in 494 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:15,661 where no one has rented "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"? 495 00:24:15,703 --> 00:24:17,788 - Well, we rented it. - Thank God for us. 496 00:24:17,872 --> 00:24:20,208 Oh, hey, I invited your friend over to watch it with us. 497 00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:21,834 - What friend? - Dean. 498 00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:22,919 What? 499 00:24:23,002 --> 00:24:26,255 Yeah. I told him what we were doing tonight, and he was totally into it. 500 00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:29,133 So...why are you looking at me like that? 501 00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:33,512 - You invited Dean to our house? - Yes. 502 00:24:33,596 --> 00:24:35,973 - Are you crazy? - Why are you mad? 503 00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:39,185 Because we haven't even been out on a date by ourselves yet. 504 00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:43,147 My first date with Dean is going to be with my mother? Are...what is wrong with you? 505 00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,691 I...I'm sorry. I thought you would be happy about this. 506 00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:48,194 In what universe would I be happy? 507 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:51,072 This isn't Amish country. Girls and boys usually date alone. 508 00:24:51,113 --> 00:24:54,283 I don't think of it as a date. I thought of it more as a hanging out kind of session. 509 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,620 Well, I don't want our first hanging out session to be with my mother either. 510 00:24:57,703 --> 00:24:59,580 - Stop saying mother like that. - Like what? 511 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,916 Like there's supposed to be another word after it. 512 00:25:01,999 --> 00:25:05,503 I can't believe you did this. I'm so humiliated. 513 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,130 What...you're totally overreacting. 514 00:25:08,214 --> 00:25:12,134 I invited him to a movie and pizza, not to Niagara Falls. 515 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,345 He's the boy that I like. 516 00:25:14,428 --> 00:25:18,224 I know. I looked for one that you hated. But it was really short notice. 517 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,977 And now he's forced to come over and sit with me and my mother 518 00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:23,020 and eat crap and watch a movie? 519 00:25:24,021 --> 00:25:26,774 Well, I just invited a friend of yours to hang out. 520 00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:29,026 What's the big deal? I mean, what if Lane had done it? 521 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:31,070 You're not Lane. You're my mother. 522 00:25:31,153 --> 00:25:34,532 You inviting him over is like Grandma inviting a guy you liked over. 523 00:25:34,615 --> 00:25:37,076 - You're comparing me to my mother? - No. I just... 524 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:40,121 I'm Emily Gilmore? My, how the mighty have fallen. 525 00:25:40,162 --> 00:25:41,205 I didn't mean that. 526 00:25:41,288 --> 00:25:43,874 - I wasn't trying to humiliate you. - I know. 527 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,460 If I was Emily Gilmore, I'd be trying to humiliate you. 528 00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:49,630 - I just... - Look, I'm sorry, okay? I screwed up. 529 00:25:50,256 --> 00:25:51,882 I, uh, I was trying to... 530 00:25:52,049 --> 00:25:54,593 Look, I'll go. I'll uninvite him. 531 00:25:55,261 --> 00:25:58,723 I'll tell him it's canceled on account of I just found out that I'm my mother 532 00:25:58,806 --> 00:26:02,893 - and I have to go into intensive therapy right now. - No, you can't uninvite him. 533 00:26:02,977 --> 00:26:04,311 He'll think I wigged out or something. 534 00:26:04,353 --> 00:26:07,273 Well, then I'll just disappear, and you guys can be alone. 535 00:26:07,523 --> 00:26:11,068 Oh, and have it look like my mom arranged a date for me? No! 536 00:26:11,277 --> 00:26:12,778 What do we do? 537 00:26:12,878 --> 00:26:13,987 [ sighs ] 538 00:26:13,988 --> 00:26:15,448 He has to come. 539 00:26:15,489 --> 00:26:20,286 It won't be so bad, okay? Just pizza, and a movie, and hanging out. 540 00:26:20,327 --> 00:26:23,622 I promise you won't feel like your mother is there. 541 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:28,252 Okay. 542 00:26:28,452 --> 00:26:29,652 Okay. 543 00:26:32,256 --> 00:26:34,726 You might, however, feel like my mother is there. 544 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,126 - Oh, boy. - Well... 545 00:26:39,826 --> 00:26:41,026 Hey. 546 00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:44,393 This is good. Add some cold cream, and some curlers, 547 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:47,188 and let him know what he'll be coming home to every night. 548 00:26:47,271 --> 00:26:49,732 This was supposed to be a simple night. 549 00:26:49,815 --> 00:26:52,318 Watch movie, eat junk, go to bed feeling sick. 550 00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:53,819 End of story. 551 00:26:53,861 --> 00:26:57,573 Now I'm supposed to look pretty and girly, which is completely impossible 552 00:26:57,656 --> 00:26:59,658 because I'm gross, and I have nothing to wear. 553 00:26:59,742 --> 00:27:01,827 - Do you want some help? - No. 554 00:27:02,703 --> 00:27:04,163 - Yes. - Okay. 555 00:27:04,363 --> 00:27:05,563 Uh... 556 00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:10,169 let's see. This and... 557 00:27:12,963 --> 00:27:14,715 All right, well... 558 00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:18,219 This says, "Hello, I'm hip and cute, but also relaxed. 559 00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:23,098 "Since this is something I just threw on, even though it looks fantastic on me." 560 00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:25,017 - How did you do that? - What? 561 00:27:25,059 --> 00:27:28,312 I've been staring at that top for twenty minutes. It was just a top. 562 00:27:28,395 --> 00:27:30,731 You walk in, and in three seconds, it's an outfit. 563 00:27:30,814 --> 00:27:35,194 It comes from years of experiencing fashion brain freeze like the one you just had. 564 00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:36,987 - How do you do it? - What? 565 00:27:37,071 --> 00:27:38,864 This whole guy thing? 566 00:27:39,198 --> 00:27:41,158 I mean, I've watched you when you talk to a man. 567 00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:43,869 You have a comeback for everything. You make him laugh. 568 00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:46,205 - You smile right. - I smile right? 569 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:49,708 - And then you do the little hair flip. - Oh, twirl. It's a hair twirl. 570 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:52,419 And then you walk away. And he just stands there, amazed, 571 00:27:52,503 --> 00:27:54,171 like he can't believe what just happened. 572 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:57,675 - That's because I just stole his wallet. - I'll never be able to do that. 573 00:27:57,758 --> 00:28:01,428 Trig, I can do. But boys and dating, forget it. 574 00:28:01,762 --> 00:28:03,389 I'm a total spaz. 575 00:28:05,933 --> 00:28:07,101 Listen. 576 00:28:07,643 --> 00:28:11,730 The talking part, you just get used to. The hair twirl, I can teach you. 577 00:28:11,772 --> 00:28:13,774 And the leaving-him-amazed part, 578 00:28:13,857 --> 00:28:16,735 with your brain and killer blue eyes, I'm not worried. 579 00:28:16,777 --> 00:28:20,155 You'll do fine. Just give yourself a little time to get there. 580 00:28:20,239 --> 00:28:22,408 - Is half an hour enough? - Plenty. 581 00:28:22,449 --> 00:28:26,495 Come on. Dab on some lip gloss, clear but fruity. Maybe a little mascara. 582 00:28:26,578 --> 00:28:29,373 Wear your hair down, and your attitude high. 583 00:28:29,456 --> 00:28:31,083 You're like a crazy Elsa Klensch. 584 00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:35,004 Oh, thank you. Come on, now, hustle. We got a man coming over. 585 00:28:48,642 --> 00:28:51,687 - What time did you tell him to get here? - Seven. 586 00:28:53,105 --> 00:28:55,983 Maybe something happened. Maybe he's not coming. 587 00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:58,777 Maybe he's just late, Miss German Train. 588 00:29:05,877 --> 00:29:07,077 Oops! 589 00:29:07,661 --> 00:29:08,746 What? 590 00:29:08,829 --> 00:29:11,790 [ Babbette ]: Chicago is one of my favorite towns. There used to be a great club there called... 591 00:29:11,874 --> 00:29:14,501 - What was it called, baby? - Uh, Mister Kelly's. 592 00:29:14,585 --> 00:29:16,420 Oh, yeah, Mister Kelly's. You ever go there? 593 00:29:16,503 --> 00:29:18,797 - They've got Dean. - Wait here. 594 00:29:20,632 --> 00:29:24,261 - So, Dean, you like jazz? - Sure, yeah. - [ Lorelai ]: Oh, he sure does. 595 00:29:24,678 --> 00:29:28,140 It's all we ever hear about, right? Jazz, jazz. Jazz, jazz, jazz. Hey. 596 00:29:28,557 --> 00:29:31,602 Hey, sugar. We were just getting to know your young man here. 597 00:29:31,685 --> 00:29:33,312 Yeah, I...I see that. 598 00:29:33,353 --> 00:29:36,565 So, Dean, um, would you mind going inside and helping Rory out? 599 00:29:36,648 --> 00:29:39,860 There's a struggle with a pickle jar lid that I think she's about to lose. 600 00:29:39,902 --> 00:29:42,988 - Oh, sure, yeah. - Oh, it was nice talking to you, Dean. 601 00:29:43,322 --> 00:29:44,531 Yeah, you, too. 602 00:29:44,573 --> 00:29:47,284 - Stay cool, kid. - I will. 603 00:29:49,244 --> 00:29:51,205 - Oh, is he cute! - Yeah. 604 00:29:51,246 --> 00:29:53,791 And that Chuck Heston chin of his! 605 00:29:53,874 --> 00:29:56,418 - Is he Rory's boyfriend? - No, they're just friends. 606 00:29:56,502 --> 00:29:57,961 Well, that's not what I heard. 607 00:29:58,045 --> 00:30:02,382 Kissin' at the market. Gives a whole new meaning to tastin' day. 608 00:30:02,424 --> 00:30:06,970 Okay. I got to get back inside and shower. So, I'll talk to you guys later. 609 00:30:07,054 --> 00:30:08,263 Yeah. Have a good evening. 610 00:30:08,347 --> 00:30:10,933 Oh! And don't forget to invite us to the wedding. 611 00:30:11,016 --> 00:30:13,727 Oh, won't their kids be gorgeous! 612 00:30:13,977 --> 00:30:15,729 Oh. God, I hope not. 613 00:30:15,729 --> 00:30:16,729 [ sighs ] 614 00:30:20,901 --> 00:30:22,528 Uh, I'm sorry I'm late. 615 00:30:22,653 --> 00:30:25,656 - I...I got here, like, a half hour ago. - We believe you. 616 00:30:25,739 --> 00:30:29,368 We'd believe you if you said you got here three hours ago. 617 00:30:29,568 --> 00:30:30,768 [ sighing ] 618 00:30:32,955 --> 00:30:35,541 So, Dean, how do you like it here in Stars Hollow? 619 00:30:35,624 --> 00:30:37,042 I like it. Uh, 620 00:30:37,084 --> 00:30:40,045 it's...it's quiet, but...but nice. 621 00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:44,675 - I like all the trees everywhere. - Yeah, the trees here are something. 622 00:30:44,841 --> 00:30:48,595 Um, when Rory was little, she found out that one was called a weeping willow. 623 00:30:48,679 --> 00:30:51,598 And so she spent hours trying to cheer it up. 624 00:30:51,890 --> 00:30:54,226 You know, like telling it jokes and make... 625 00:30:54,309 --> 00:30:56,562 No, I'm sorry. That was me. 626 00:30:59,606 --> 00:31:02,442 - Would you like a tour of the house? - Okay. 627 00:31:03,610 --> 00:31:08,323 Okay. So, this is the living room, where we do our living. And um... 628 00:31:10,284 --> 00:31:13,495 upstairs is my room and the good bathroom. 629 00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:18,917 And, uh, the kitchen is right through here. 630 00:31:18,959 --> 00:31:21,712 You ever heard a fridge yodel before? 631 00:31:23,297 --> 00:31:25,382 - [ whispers ] Thank you. - You're welcome. 632 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:27,926 Well, you have your basics. 633 00:31:27,968 --> 00:31:31,388 Microwave for popcorn, stove for storing shoes, 634 00:31:31,638 --> 00:31:34,558 refrigerator, which is completely worthless. 635 00:31:34,808 --> 00:31:36,184 - Interesting. - [ doorbell rings ] 636 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,062 Oh. Um, I'll get that. Rory, you take over as tour guide. 637 00:31:39,146 --> 00:31:41,940 Make sure and show him the emergency exits. 638 00:31:43,984 --> 00:31:46,403 - That's my mom. - She's got energy. 639 00:31:46,695 --> 00:31:49,531 Yeah, well, she's 90 percent water, 10 percent caffeine. 640 00:31:49,631 --> 00:31:50,831 [ chuckling ] 641 00:31:52,743 --> 00:31:55,537 - So, what's in there? - Um, that's my room. 642 00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:57,414 Really? Can I see it? 643 00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:02,169 Wow! Very clean. 644 00:32:07,007 --> 00:32:10,218 How much does it suck that they use "Pink Moon" in a Volkswagen commercial? 645 00:32:10,302 --> 00:32:11,636 Oh, I know. 646 00:32:14,306 --> 00:32:17,476 - So, are you gonna come in? - Oh, no, I've seen it. 647 00:32:17,642 --> 00:32:19,853 I mean, you look like you're glued to the door there. 648 00:32:19,936 --> 00:32:23,356 No, I'm just, uh, observing my room from a new perspective. 649 00:32:23,815 --> 00:32:27,778 You know, I hardly ever stand here. It's really making me re-think my throw pillows. 650 00:32:27,861 --> 00:32:30,532 - Would you like me to get out of here? - No, I'm fine with you looking around. 651 00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:33,032 [ chuckling ] 652 00:32:34,326 --> 00:32:37,162 - Nice chicken. - Or, you know, at least I was. 653 00:32:37,245 --> 00:32:40,749 - We do not need dessert, Sookie. - Oh, everybody needs dessert. 654 00:32:40,832 --> 00:32:43,293 - So, where is Rory? - With Dean. 655 00:32:43,376 --> 00:32:45,962 Dean? Oh, that's right, yeah, Dean is here. 656 00:32:46,046 --> 00:32:47,839 Yeah, right. Okay. You need to go now. 657 00:32:47,881 --> 00:32:50,175 - Please. I just want one little peek. - No. 658 00:32:50,217 --> 00:32:53,929 Okay, fine. So, uh, how are you? How are you doing? How you doing? 659 00:32:54,012 --> 00:32:56,139 - Sookie. - I'm concerned. 660 00:32:56,223 --> 00:32:58,016 - You're stalling. - Am I? - Sookie. 661 00:33:01,061 --> 00:33:04,648 - Hey, Lorelai. - Hey, Joe. What do I owe you? 662 00:33:04,731 --> 00:33:06,066 - Fifteen dollars even. - Okay. 663 00:33:07,526 --> 00:33:09,694 - How you doing? - Awesome. 664 00:33:09,778 --> 00:33:11,238 What did you get on your pizza? 665 00:33:11,321 --> 00:33:14,157 Did you ask for extra sauce? Because I always ask for extra sauce because sometimes... 666 00:33:14,241 --> 00:33:17,202 Sookie, she's already freaked out that I invited him here. 667 00:33:17,244 --> 00:33:20,580 If she thinks I'm parading him in front of all my friends, she'll kill me. 668 00:33:20,664 --> 00:33:23,667 - But I just want... - Death, bloody and slow, okay? 669 00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:26,086 - [ Rory ]: Mom, is that the pizza? - Uh, yeah. 670 00:33:26,169 --> 00:33:27,879 - Okay, bye. Now go. - But I just wanted... 671 00:33:27,921 --> 00:33:29,714 - No. Bye. Bye-bye. - Bye. Bye. 672 00:33:30,214 --> 00:33:31,414 [ laughing ] 673 00:33:34,052 --> 00:33:36,221 - So, are you hungry? - Uh, starving. 674 00:33:36,263 --> 00:33:38,557 - Where's the pizza? - Uh, the pizza's... 675 00:33:38,757 --> 00:33:39,957 Pizza! 676 00:33:41,226 --> 00:33:42,853 Just bringing in the pizza. 677 00:33:42,936 --> 00:33:46,064 - Hi, I'm Sookie. I'm a friend of Lorelai's. - Hi. 678 00:33:47,607 --> 00:33:49,945 Hi. Nice to meet you, Dean. I mean, not that I knew you were Dean. 679 00:33:50,235 --> 00:33:52,696 But you do look like a Dean. Doesn't he look like a Dean? 680 00:33:52,779 --> 00:33:56,283 Yeah, of all the people in this room, he looks most like a Dean. 681 00:33:56,366 --> 00:33:57,742 Bye, Sookie. 682 00:33:58,451 --> 00:34:00,078 Have fun. Okay. 683 00:34:03,957 --> 00:34:05,667 Here, um, I'll take that. 684 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:08,628 Oh, thanks. Great. The coffee table's fine. 685 00:34:09,629 --> 00:34:10,839 I did not invite her here. 686 00:34:10,922 --> 00:34:13,633 Why don't you just set up a camera and broadcast it all over the Internet? 687 00:34:13,717 --> 00:34:15,969 Because I don't think that big. 688 00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:19,472 Thank God there's good pizza here. 689 00:34:19,556 --> 00:34:22,976 Oh, yeah. Now, we didn't know what kind you liked, so we just got everything. 690 00:34:23,059 --> 00:34:24,436 Everything is fine. 691 00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:26,605 Good. Well, while it's hot. 692 00:34:38,283 --> 00:34:42,495 [ Willy Wonka ]: Now, remember, no messing about. No touching, no tasting... 693 00:34:42,579 --> 00:34:44,497 - Who needs more? - I do. 694 00:34:45,165 --> 00:34:47,417 - Wow, you can eat. - Yes, I can. 695 00:34:48,418 --> 00:34:49,627 Oh, that's bad, isn't it? 696 00:34:49,711 --> 00:34:52,839 No, uh, most girls don't eat. It's...it's good you eat. 697 00:34:52,922 --> 00:34:54,132 I'm all for it. 698 00:34:54,215 --> 00:34:56,885 Let's talk about something besides my eating habits, shall we? 699 00:34:57,344 --> 00:34:58,970 Oh...oh, oh...oh, Oompa Loompas! 700 00:35:02,098 --> 00:35:04,017 My mom has a thing for the Oompa Loompas. 701 00:35:04,059 --> 00:35:06,811 I don't think finding them amusing constitutes a thing. 702 00:35:06,895 --> 00:35:09,856 No, but having a recurring dream about marrying one does. 703 00:35:09,939 --> 00:35:12,567 Don't even get me started on your Prince Charming crush, okay? 704 00:35:12,650 --> 00:35:16,321 At least my obsessions are live. You have a thing for a cartoon. 705 00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:20,075 - Ooh, Prince Charming, huh? - It was a long time ago. 706 00:35:20,158 --> 00:35:22,452 And not the "Cinderella" one, the "Sleeping Beauty" one. 707 00:35:22,535 --> 00:35:24,871 - 'Cause he could dance. - Yeah. 708 00:35:26,039 --> 00:35:27,665 I've got sisters. 709 00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:31,336 So, come on, Dean, tell us some of your embarrassing secrets. 710 00:35:31,377 --> 00:35:33,797 Well, I...I have no embarrassing secrets. 711 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,298 Oh, please. 712 00:35:35,381 --> 00:35:37,175 - I bet I know one. - What? 713 00:35:37,217 --> 00:35:39,719 The theme from "Ice Castles" makes you cry. 714 00:35:39,761 --> 00:35:41,638 - Oh, that's a good one. - That's not true. 715 00:35:41,721 --> 00:35:42,764 Oh, I've got one. 716 00:35:42,847 --> 00:35:45,809 Um, at the end of "The Way We Were," you wanted Robert Redford 717 00:35:45,892 --> 00:35:47,977 to dump his wife and kid for Barbra Streisand. 718 00:35:48,061 --> 00:35:50,522 - I've never seen "The Way We Were." - Oh! - Are you kidding? 719 00:35:50,563 --> 00:35:52,774 What are you waiting for? Heartache, laughter... 720 00:35:52,857 --> 00:35:55,360 - Communism. - All in one neat package. 721 00:35:55,735 --> 00:35:58,113 I'll have to experience that sometime. 722 00:35:58,196 --> 00:35:59,490 - Next movie night. - It's a plan. 723 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:00,806 [ microwave dings ] 724 00:36:00,907 --> 00:36:04,202 - Oh, I'm going to get the popcorn. - Bring the spray cheese. 725 00:36:07,831 --> 00:36:10,959 So, uh, at what point does the outsider get to suggest a movie for movie night? 726 00:36:11,042 --> 00:36:13,878 It depends. What movie are you thinking of? 727 00:36:13,962 --> 00:36:16,673 I don't know, uh, "Boogie Nights," maybe. 728 00:36:17,048 --> 00:36:19,926 - You'll never get it past Lorelai. - Not a Marky Mark fan? 729 00:36:20,009 --> 00:36:22,178 She had a bad reaction to "Magnolia." 730 00:36:22,262 --> 00:36:25,682 She sat there screaming for three hours, "I want my life back!" 731 00:36:25,765 --> 00:36:29,477 and then we got kicked out of the theater. It was actually a pretty entertaining day. 732 00:36:29,561 --> 00:36:31,062 - Yeah? - Yeah. 733 00:36:32,230 --> 00:36:35,024 I guess I'll have to come up with a different movie then. 734 00:36:35,108 --> 00:36:36,734 I guess you will. 735 00:36:39,445 --> 00:36:41,155 Are they chocolate eggs? 736 00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,449 That Oompa Loompa right there. 737 00:36:44,049 --> 00:36:45,549 [ both chuckling ] 738 00:36:47,287 --> 00:36:49,414 You know when he's dancing... 739 00:36:49,614 --> 00:36:51,114 [ Dean and Rory chattering ] 740 00:36:53,443 --> 00:36:54,643 [ sighing ] 741 00:37:10,143 --> 00:37:12,520 [ Willy Wonka ]: ...these are the geese that lay the golden eggs. 742 00:37:12,604 --> 00:37:14,897 As you can see, they're larger than ordinary geese. 743 00:37:14,981 --> 00:37:17,358 As a matter of fact, they're quadruple-sized geese 744 00:37:17,442 --> 00:37:19,902 which produce octuple-sized eggs... 745 00:37:19,986 --> 00:37:20,987 Thank you. 746 00:37:21,070 --> 00:37:22,864 But Easter's over! 747 00:37:23,448 --> 00:37:25,074 They don't know that. 748 00:37:25,158 --> 00:37:28,536 - Hey, Daddy, I want a golden goose. - [ Charlie ]: Here we go again. 749 00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:31,497 [ Mr. Salt ]: All right, sweetheart. All right. Daddy'll get you a golden goose 750 00:37:31,581 --> 00:37:34,792 - as soon as we get home. - [ Veruca ]: No, I want one of those! 751 00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:38,129 Wonka, how much do you want for the golden goose? 752 00:37:38,171 --> 00:37:39,881 [ Willy Wonka ]: They're not for sale... 753 00:37:39,915 --> 00:37:42,767 - Hey. - I'll be right back. 754 00:37:43,343 --> 00:37:44,927 [ Veruca ]: I want one... 755 00:37:45,011 --> 00:37:46,095 Mom. 756 00:37:46,429 --> 00:37:48,306 - What? - What are you doing in here? 757 00:37:48,348 --> 00:37:50,516 Trying to find the best bathing suit for my bust size. 758 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,185 Well, get back in there. 759 00:37:52,477 --> 00:37:55,146 Why? What happened? Did the bag boy try something? 760 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:57,982 He's sitting in there, and he's watching the movie, and he's perfect, 761 00:37:58,066 --> 00:38:00,485 - and he smells really good. - What? 762 00:38:00,526 --> 00:38:03,279 He smells really good, and he looks amazing, 763 00:38:03,363 --> 00:38:05,531 and I am stupid! I said, "Thank you." 764 00:38:05,615 --> 00:38:08,785 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. You...you said "thank you"? - When he kissed me. 765 00:38:09,369 --> 00:38:10,661 He kissed you again? 766 00:38:10,703 --> 00:38:12,663 What, is he just out of prison or something? 767 00:38:12,705 --> 00:38:15,041 No, not now. Yesterday, at the store. 768 00:38:15,124 --> 00:38:17,001 Oh, all right. Strike the prison comment. 769 00:38:17,085 --> 00:38:20,421 - So, wait, he kissed you and you said "thank you"? - Yes. 770 00:38:20,505 --> 00:38:22,256 Well, that was very polite. 771 00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:25,218 No, it was stupid. And I don't know what I'm doing here. 772 00:38:25,301 --> 00:38:27,845 You're sitting in the kitchen. What kind of chaperone are you? 773 00:38:27,929 --> 00:38:30,181 Me? I'm not trying to be a chaperone. I'm trying to be a girlfriend. 774 00:38:30,223 --> 00:38:33,351 Well, switch gears, 'cause I'm freaking out here! 775 00:38:33,393 --> 00:38:35,686 You really like him, don't you? 776 00:38:36,729 --> 00:38:39,690 - Yeah. - Well, okay, then. Just calm down. 777 00:38:39,774 --> 00:38:43,528 I just don't want to do or say anything else that's gonna be remotely moronic. 778 00:38:43,569 --> 00:38:46,906 I'm afraid once your heart is involved it all comes out in moron. 779 00:38:46,989 --> 00:38:50,159 - Just please come back in. - Okay. Let's go, then. 780 00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:52,995 Wait. We can't go back in together, though. Because that would be too obvious. 781 00:38:53,079 --> 00:38:56,374 Right. Okay, uh, I'll go in first, and you go to the bathroom. 782 00:38:56,457 --> 00:38:59,293 Okay, good. Tell him I had to wash my face. 783 00:38:59,418 --> 00:39:02,880 - Yes. 'Cause of all the sugar you ate. - Yes, good, very good. - Okay. 784 00:39:03,380 --> 00:39:04,580 [ clearing throat ] 785 00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:05,980 [ Willy Wonka ]: Now hold on tight... 786 00:39:08,553 --> 00:39:10,263 Hi, I'm back. 787 00:39:10,763 --> 00:39:11,963 [ sighing ] 788 00:39:12,098 --> 00:39:15,226 - Rory went to, uh, wash her face. - Oh, okay. 789 00:39:17,937 --> 00:39:21,816 ...swifter than eagles, stronger than lions... 790 00:39:22,716 --> 00:39:23,916 [ screaming ] 791 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,408 [ Charlie ]: Hey, Grandpa, what was that we just went through? 792 00:39:31,108 --> 00:39:32,308 Dean. 793 00:39:34,287 --> 00:39:36,914 I don't know exactly how to say this, 794 00:39:37,081 --> 00:39:40,543 but, um, this is a very different kind of household you walked into tonight. 795 00:39:40,626 --> 00:39:42,086 Yeah, I know. 796 00:39:42,461 --> 00:39:45,339 See, Rory is my daughter. 797 00:39:45,631 --> 00:39:48,926 - Ah, here comes the talk. - How about I talk, you listen? 798 00:39:49,552 --> 00:39:52,013 Rory is a smart kid. She's never been much for guys. 799 00:39:52,096 --> 00:39:53,806 So the fact that she likes you means a lot. 800 00:39:53,890 --> 00:39:56,267 I don't believe she'd waste her time with some loser. 801 00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:57,393 But you're watching me. 802 00:39:57,476 --> 00:40:00,271 Sweetheart, the whole town is watching you. 803 00:40:00,479 --> 00:40:03,316 That girl in there is beloved around here. 804 00:40:03,691 --> 00:40:08,029 You hurt her, there's not a safe place within a hundred miles for you to hide. 805 00:40:08,112 --> 00:40:11,073 This is a very small, weird place you've moved to. 806 00:40:11,157 --> 00:40:12,575 I've noticed. 807 00:40:12,867 --> 00:40:15,286 So, just know all eyes are on you. 808 00:40:16,913 --> 00:40:18,122 Anything else? 809 00:40:18,205 --> 00:40:21,334 - She's not going on your motorcycle. - I don't have a motorcycle. 810 00:40:21,417 --> 00:40:25,421 - She's not going on your motorcycle. - Fine, she won't go on my motorcycle. 811 00:40:25,504 --> 00:40:28,591 Curfew will be enforced. You will not detract from her schoolwork. 812 00:40:28,674 --> 00:40:30,468 And you're going to start handling those lemons better. 813 00:40:30,551 --> 00:40:32,678 - What? - Don't interrupt me when I'm speaking. 814 00:40:32,762 --> 00:40:36,974 I reserve the right to change, alter, tweak, or add to the list of rules at any given time 815 00:40:37,058 --> 00:40:39,769 without any written notice. Am I clear? 816 00:40:40,019 --> 00:40:41,479 You're clear. 817 00:40:42,188 --> 00:40:44,148 - Good. - My turn to speak? 818 00:40:45,441 --> 00:40:46,942 Fine, go ahead. 819 00:40:47,735 --> 00:40:49,820 You can lay on all the rules you want. 820 00:40:49,862 --> 00:40:52,615 And you can have the whole town spy on me, 821 00:40:52,698 --> 00:40:55,326 and...and stare at me, and chase me through the streets. 822 00:40:55,409 --> 00:40:57,578 Oh, I like the "chase you through the streets" idea. 823 00:40:57,662 --> 00:40:59,837 But I just want you to know that I'm not going anywhere. 824 00:41:00,039 --> 00:41:04,168 - Well, it's gonna be a short chase then, isn't it? - I need you not to hate me. 825 00:41:04,210 --> 00:41:07,421 If you hate me, then I don't have a shot in hell with Rory. 826 00:41:07,505 --> 00:41:09,840 - Rory has her own mind. - Yeah, but you're her best friend. 827 00:41:09,882 --> 00:41:13,511 And what you think means everything to her, and you know that. 828 00:41:14,679 --> 00:41:18,265 I want to like you, 'cause Rory likes you. 829 00:41:19,058 --> 00:41:21,519 - But you don't. - I want to. 830 00:41:21,811 --> 00:41:24,021 And I usually get what I want. 831 00:41:25,382 --> 00:41:26,759 Fair enough. 832 00:41:28,638 --> 00:41:29,838 [ movie starts playing ] 833 00:41:33,489 --> 00:41:35,991 She's taking a long time on her face. 834 00:41:36,075 --> 00:41:38,327 Yeah, well, Rory's a perfectionist. 835 00:41:40,413 --> 00:41:42,581 [ Charlie ]: Let's do it again, Mr. Wonka. 836 00:41:43,624 --> 00:41:45,543 Tell your mom thanks for inviting me. 837 00:41:45,626 --> 00:41:47,545 I'm sorry if this was totally weird. 838 00:41:47,628 --> 00:41:51,745 - I mean, with my mom inviting you over... - Hey, no, uh, it was good, really. 839 00:41:52,758 --> 00:41:54,510 - Really? - Yeah. 840 00:42:05,938 --> 00:42:07,231 Thank you. 841 00:42:19,994 --> 00:42:21,745 So, that went well. 842 00:42:22,454 --> 00:42:23,914 Yeah, not bad. 843 00:42:24,540 --> 00:42:26,292 Did I humiliate you? 844 00:42:26,834 --> 00:42:30,588 I don't know. What did you say to him when I went to the bathroom? 845 00:42:30,629 --> 00:42:32,381 That you're pretty. 846 00:42:32,965 --> 00:42:34,842 - Liar. - Yeah, well... 847 00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,929 - I'm gonna go to bed. - Okay. 848 00:42:40,129 --> 00:42:41,329 [ sighing ] 849 00:42:44,685 --> 00:42:47,396 - Mom, what's the matter? - Nothing. 850 00:42:48,189 --> 00:42:50,524 Yes, there is. Come on. Tell me. 851 00:42:50,983 --> 00:42:52,193 Nothing. 852 00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:57,865 I just...I really wanted you to tell me about that kiss. 853 00:42:57,948 --> 00:43:00,576 I'm so sorry. I really wanted to, I swear. 854 00:43:00,659 --> 00:43:03,621 - I just got scared and... - I know. I'm not mad. 855 00:43:03,996 --> 00:43:07,124 I just wanted to hear about it. That's all. 856 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,003 It's no big deal. It's okay, I'm fine. 857 00:43:11,086 --> 00:43:13,964 It's one too many Caramello bars. I'm sorry. 858 00:43:14,381 --> 00:43:17,426 You have school, I have work. So time for bed. 859 00:43:17,509 --> 00:43:20,471 - Okay. Good night. - Okay. Good night, hon. 860 00:43:23,599 --> 00:43:24,642 - Mom? - Mmm? 861 00:43:25,517 --> 00:43:27,528 I know this is lame and totally after the fact, but... 862 00:43:27,628 --> 00:43:28,878 [ gasps ] 863 00:43:28,979 --> 00:43:32,441 Start from the beginning. And you leave anything out, you die. 864 00:43:32,524 --> 00:43:36,070 - Where were you? - Okay, I was in the aisle where the ant spray is. 865 00:43:36,153 --> 00:43:38,572 - That's a good aisle. - I know, that's what Lane said, too. 866 00:43:38,656 --> 00:43:41,325 But, anyway, so he was working, and I go into the store, 867 00:43:41,450 --> 00:43:46,038 and I just kind of walked around pretending to shop for food or whatever...