1 00:00:16,567 --> 00:00:20,073 Hello. You called Samir's landline, which I just remembered we have. 2 00:00:20,307 --> 00:00:22,979 -Hello, Issa. I am Samir's mother. -My God. Hello, Mrs. Rahman. 3 00:00:23,212 --> 00:00:25,360 -I'm talking to you from your phone. -How is the house going? 4 00:00:25,384 --> 00:00:26,887 The house is great. The house is normal. 5 00:00:27,154 --> 00:00:28,723 Is Samir there? He doesn't answer the phone. 6 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,226 Samir? Samir... 7 00:00:30,327 --> 00:00:32,127 Well, surely it is on FaceTime with his girlfriend. 8 00:00:32,197 --> 00:00:34,517 From woman to woman, her son is completely dominated by her. 9 00:00:34,569 --> 00:00:37,074 Here you go. I brought my husband an omelet. 10 00:00:37,141 --> 00:00:39,747 -Be careful, okay? That plate is hot. -Thank you. 11 00:00:39,814 --> 00:00:40,982 Paul Baker. 12 00:00:41,382 --> 00:00:44,255 And an omelet for my "husband." 13 00:00:44,421 --> 00:00:45,959 -That? -I don't know. 14 00:00:46,025 --> 00:00:48,425 Anton, talk to Samir's mother. Paul Baker, come with me. 15 00:00:48,463 --> 00:00:50,133 Lina, hello. I heard that you are in Paris. 16 00:00:50,233 --> 00:00:51,953 -Where are we going? -It's season 2, Paul Baker. 17 00:00:52,104 --> 00:00:54,151 -Let's make a sequence shot. -We'll see you again someday. 18 00:00:54,175 --> 00:00:56,079 Well. Goodbye, Austin. 19 00:00:56,145 --> 00:00:57,549 -My name is Dayton. -Dayton? 20 00:00:57,649 --> 00:00:59,853 -Yeah. -Shit. I knew it was a city. 21 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:01,857 Although I think last night I told him Austin. 22 00:01:01,923 --> 00:01:04,028 -Obviously, yes. -Well, what now? 23 00:01:04,228 --> 00:01:06,777 Now I'm in the kitchen with everyone. Say hello. Everyone, say hello. 24 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:08,504 -Hello. -Hello, Carly. 25 00:01:08,571 --> 00:01:10,975 -Now I'm going for juice. -A garbage strike? 26 00:01:11,142 --> 00:01:12,679 Très chic. Magnify. 27 00:01:12,745 --> 00:01:14,917 -They are your parents, Samir. Take. -Shit. 28 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,654 -Hello. -Hello, Carly. 29 00:01:16,721 --> 00:01:18,332 -Hello. -I'm freeing you from this FaceTime. 30 00:01:18,356 --> 00:01:19,760 -Thank you. -Well, goodbye. 31 00:01:19,859 --> 00:01:22,832 -Sweet girl. Perfect teeth. -Uh-huh. Aha. 32 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,670 -Yes, I'll tell them. -That? 33 00:01:24,737 --> 00:01:26,339 Aha. 34 00:01:26,405 --> 00:01:28,385 -Is it because of smoking on the roof? -I bathed in the garden. 35 00:01:28,409 --> 00:01:30,222 -I'm sorry. -Tell him I'm sorry about the fire. 36 00:01:30,246 --> 00:01:31,583 -Well. -Very sorry. 37 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:33,921 Well, mom. Alright. I love you. 38 00:01:34,388 --> 00:01:35,858 -Bye bye. -Bye bye. 39 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:38,085 The neighbors are complaining about crop tops. 40 00:01:38,564 --> 00:01:40,100 -Oh, please. -That's homophobic. 41 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:42,137 Was it Doreen? Ugh, she's just bored. 42 00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:03,012 Do you have the Wi-Fi password? 43 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:04,850 Not connected to Wi-Fi? 44 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,763 My God. Did you send requests to all these companies? 45 00:02:06,787 --> 00:02:09,492 Yes. Ninety-seven. Temporary jobs are over. 46 00:02:09,559 --> 00:02:11,262 Mom is going to get a race this year. 47 00:02:11,329 --> 00:02:14,001 Yes it will. And mom wants to be... 48 00:02:14,736 --> 00:02:16,038 "junior compliance officer"? 49 00:02:16,105 --> 00:02:17,576 Mom is casting a wide net. 50 00:02:17,675 --> 00:02:19,646 -Do you want to make mom feel bad? -No, mom, no. 51 00:02:19,813 --> 00:02:21,282 -Here we go. -Are we already there? 52 00:02:21,382 --> 00:02:22,661 Brilliant. Look here! It's already starting! 53 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:24,690 Samir, The newlyweds are going to talk! 54 00:02:24,756 --> 00:02:27,762 So in honor of that Billie is looking for work again... 55 00:02:29,832 --> 00:02:31,746 and because Issa decided that she wants work more than five hours a week... 56 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:33,240 Oooh! 57 00:02:33,306 --> 00:02:35,386 -This mind of mine is getting dark. -Yeah. 58 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:37,190 We take the morning to check your social networks 59 00:02:37,214 --> 00:02:39,753 for any fucking thing or that makes them unemployable. 60 00:02:39,953 --> 00:02:42,258 And the results are shocking. 61 00:02:42,457 --> 00:02:43,457 For good? 62 00:02:43,527 --> 00:02:44,963 -No. -For worse. 63 00:02:45,196 --> 00:02:46,834 Very badly. 64 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,680 -Samir, sit down. Let's do cleaning. -And you go first. 65 00:02:48,704 --> 00:02:50,407 -Wait, what? -Boom. 66 00:02:50,473 --> 00:02:53,380 Jennifer Garner, choreographed this dance for you. 67 00:02:53,447 --> 00:02:54,883 Oh. What a... 68 00:02:55,183 --> 00:02:56,461 Don't let the elections Get you down, girl. 69 00:02:57,755 --> 00:02:59,693 Stop, stop. Take it off. 70 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,597 And this worked with Jennifer Garner? 71 00:03:01,730 --> 00:03:03,133 Yes. Did you like it? 72 00:03:03,199 --> 00:03:04,636 Yes, we're still dating. Delete it. 73 00:03:04,769 --> 00:03:07,509 Wow. Samir, if that were on my Facebook, 74 00:03:07,675 --> 00:03:09,045 I would set myself on fire. 75 00:03:09,344 --> 00:03:11,951 Well go get the matches, girl. Because you continue. 76 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:14,121 Wait, what? 77 00:03:14,188 --> 00:03:16,803 Hello, people. Today I am going to Rank the ten worst accents. 78 00:03:17,896 --> 00:03:20,033 -First, the Jamaican. -No no. 79 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:22,614 You dream Like crazy, brother. Stop talking like that. 80 00:03:22,638 --> 00:03:24,909 And if you look for your name, this does appear. 81 00:03:24,976 --> 00:03:27,081 Delete it, Anton. Burn it! 82 00:03:27,148 --> 00:03:29,461 Guys, I've been telling you: you have They have to bury the past before it bury them. 83 00:03:29,485 --> 00:03:31,966 Yes, guys. Why didn't they delete your old accounts like me? 84 00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:33,360 Oh, why don't we just... 85 00:03:33,426 --> 00:03:34,995 -Come on, Billie. -Yeah. 86 00:03:35,029 --> 00:03:36,165 -Hey, Beerus. -Yeah? 87 00:03:36,332 --> 00:03:37,936 -Quick question. -Shoot. 88 00:03:38,002 --> 00:03:39,405 What is "Cinco de Homo"? 89 00:03:39,606 --> 00:03:41,042 -No. -Uh-huh. 90 00:03:41,342 --> 00:03:43,780 Wow! Is that you? 91 00:03:43,781 --> 00:03:45,384 No, no, no, no, no! 92 00:03:45,618 --> 00:03:48,098 -Why didn't you delete it? -Why didn't you delete your Facebook? 93 00:03:48,122 --> 00:03:50,504 -It's not what it seems. -It is never what it seems. 94 00:03:50,528 --> 00:03:52,933 -So what is it? -It was a theme party. 95 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:54,980 -Theme party. -We have to follow the theme, girl. 96 00:03:55,004 --> 00:03:57,608 We combined Pride and Cinco de Mayo in a single weekend. 97 00:03:57,675 --> 00:04:00,047 So you dressed like a little gay omelet man? 98 00:04:00,346 --> 00:04:03,018 That? As...? I deleted my account. 99 00:04:03,019 --> 00:04:06,526 It turns out that deleting your Facebook does not delete photos, 100 00:04:06,626 --> 00:04:10,801 but it means you can't anymore remove the labels. 101 00:04:12,738 --> 00:04:14,509 So I can't even delete it? 102 00:04:15,243 --> 00:04:16,479 No. 103 00:04:16,847 --> 00:04:20,053 -I... -But I just sent emails to 97 companies! 104 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,033 Oh, mom. Quiet, mom. Come here. 105 00:04:22,057 --> 00:04:23,961 Many companies They hire racists now. Peaceful. 106 00:04:24,061 --> 00:04:25,781 -You're going to be fine. -Don't worry. 107 00:04:25,998 --> 00:04:28,403 Well it's not our fault that the Internet would reach us 108 00:04:28,537 --> 00:04:30,140 when we were hotter and stupider. 109 00:04:30,306 --> 00:04:31,543 -TRUE. -Yeah. 110 00:04:31,643 --> 00:04:33,483 Are you going to tell me that you never They recreated a Mad TV sketch 111 00:04:33,647 --> 00:04:35,594 in high school? -Well, yes, of course. 112 00:04:35,618 --> 00:04:37,965 But I have a real job, so I have to clean this like once a month. 113 00:04:37,989 --> 00:04:40,294 Yes, and I never had social media, so... 114 00:04:40,426 --> 00:04:41,997 -True. That's canon. -Hmm. 115 00:04:42,030 --> 00:04:44,803 Sorry, the restaurant is calling. 116 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:47,241 I have to answer. Sorry, guys. 117 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,146 -Why can't we all be like Paul Baker? -It's like a digital virgin. 118 00:04:50,313 --> 00:04:52,218 I know. His heart is so pure. 119 00:04:52,284 --> 00:04:54,188 like virgin snow in the field. 120 00:04:55,424 --> 00:04:57,427 I! How are you doing, my giant bros? 121 00:04:57,494 --> 00:05:00,802 -I! Baker! -What's up, cocksucker? 122 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,738 -Wait, what? -Who is Baker? 123 00:05:02,805 --> 00:05:06,178 Nothing. just doing The biggest screw-up of my life. 124 00:05:07,715 --> 00:05:09,719 This is from now, right? It's happening now. 125 00:05:09,786 --> 00:05:12,266 Baker, you have to bring that cute little boy's butt over here. 126 00:05:12,357 --> 00:05:13,837 We are going crazy with meat water. 127 00:05:13,894 --> 00:05:16,099 -Come, baby! -Baker! 128 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:17,879 Well, brother. I'm coming, I'm coming. 129 00:05:17,903 --> 00:05:20,039 I want to get on horseback with some liquid shrimp! 130 00:05:20,106 --> 00:05:22,912 Issa, do you Did you strangle too hard? 131 00:05:23,012 --> 00:05:25,082 -Show us your poop. -Show us the poop. 132 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:26,319 Show us the poop. 133 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:28,256 -Boom! -My God. 134 00:05:28,489 --> 00:05:29,858 My God. 135 00:05:29,861 --> 00:05:31,495 Who are these men? 136 00:05:31,596 --> 00:05:33,108 I didn't even know who went out with men. 137 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:34,803 Well, see you soon. 138 00:05:34,836 --> 00:05:36,148 show us your dick and we ask you for food. 139 00:05:36,172 --> 00:05:37,341 Kill yourselves. Goodbye, guys. 140 00:05:42,451 --> 00:05:44,823 Phew. Sorry, she was my boss. 141 00:05:44,989 --> 00:05:46,459 He needs me to cover a shift. 142 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,038 But I'll see you tonight for Bananagrams, yeah? 143 00:05:48,062 --> 00:05:50,067 -Sounds good. -Well. 144 00:05:50,133 --> 00:05:53,406 -Kisses. I love them. -We love you. 145 00:05:57,849 --> 00:06:00,020 -Follow him. Follow him, follow him now. -Yes, yes. 146 00:06:00,053 --> 00:06:01,289 Come on, come on. 147 00:06:01,356 --> 00:06:02,501 My God. He doesn't go to work. 148 00:06:02,525 --> 00:06:03,761 My God! 149 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,620 Grab my shoes. Wait, no, don't grab them. 150 00:06:05,664 --> 00:06:07,602 I have my fucking slippers on! 151 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:11,643 In position nine Japanese has the worst accents. 152 00:06:12,143 --> 00:06:14,682 Oh, God... Turn it off. 153 00:06:21,428 --> 00:06:23,165 What the devil is this place? 154 00:06:25,169 --> 00:06:26,573 -I... I don't understand. -I know. 155 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,043 -Who were those guys? -I don't know. 156 00:06:28,142 --> 00:06:29,742 and why Did Paul Baker talk like that? 157 00:06:29,812 --> 00:06:31,850 Big brother, look what... 158 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:34,086 He never talks to me like that. 159 00:06:34,087 --> 00:06:35,967 What I don't understand is Why would he hide something from me? 160 00:06:35,991 --> 00:06:37,871 -I mean, I'm his girlfriend. -Yes, and I am his best friend. 161 00:06:37,895 --> 00:06:40,968 So if you can lie about this, What else are you lying about? 162 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,809 Oh no! 163 00:06:51,121 --> 00:06:53,836 This is a nightmare. I will be unemployed the rest of my life. 164 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:54,930 Billie, relax. 165 00:06:55,063 --> 00:06:56,934 If it makes you feel better, 166 00:06:56,967 --> 00:06:58,880 Issa dressed up as Michael Jackson eight Halloweens in a row. 167 00:06:58,904 --> 00:07:00,674 He did it both darker and lighter. 168 00:07:00,741 --> 00:07:03,379 -You're going to be fine, okay? -You have to help me. 169 00:07:03,547 --> 00:07:05,016 -I? No. -Yes. Please. 170 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,662 Bills, I barely run with, like, nine hours of sleep. 171 00:07:06,686 --> 00:07:08,456 -I'm falling. -You have to help me. Please. 172 00:07:08,657 --> 00:07:10,093 You are the Scrub Daddy. 173 00:07:10,159 --> 00:07:12,231 No. That's a sponge who became famous on Shark Tank. 174 00:07:12,297 --> 00:07:13,700 Well, you are the king of cleanliness. 175 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,707 And I am nothing but humble unemployed white girl 176 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,077 who wrote "a lot of gayo" on his chest at 15 years old. 177 00:07:19,144 --> 00:07:21,415 -Why did you do that? -I don't know. 178 00:07:21,683 --> 00:07:23,052 Help me. 179 00:07:24,856 --> 00:07:25,992 -Alright. -Thank you. 180 00:07:26,059 --> 00:07:27,628 Who uploaded it? 181 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:30,182 Danielle Walters, but not I've been talking to her for years. 182 00:07:30,568 --> 00:07:32,170 -Wait, is that her? -Yeah. 183 00:07:32,237 --> 00:07:34,150 My God. This is like mutual assured destruction. 184 00:07:34,174 --> 00:07:36,613 just call her and ask him to delete it. 185 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:38,917 -Do I just call her? Well. -Yes, just call her. 186 00:07:40,153 --> 00:07:41,957 It's ringing. 187 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:43,059 Yes, great. 188 00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:44,562 Hello? 189 00:07:45,129 --> 00:07:47,334 Hello, is this Danielle? 190 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:50,340 No, this is no longer Danielle's number for a long time. 191 00:07:50,574 --> 00:07:51,777 That? 192 00:07:51,876 --> 00:07:54,014 How do you Isn't it your number anymore? 193 00:07:54,081 --> 00:07:57,555 Wow, Danielle really wanted to save Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 194 00:07:58,657 --> 00:08:00,694 Why is there a candle next to your name? 195 00:08:01,161 --> 00:08:02,765 -That? -Very sorry. 196 00:08:02,832 --> 00:08:05,036 -My God. Died. -I know. Now I know that too. 197 00:08:05,103 --> 00:08:08,810 -Anton, he really died. -Your cover photo is a psalm. 198 00:08:09,746 --> 00:08:12,150 My God. 199 00:08:12,183 --> 00:08:13,386 Poor Danielle. 200 00:08:15,022 --> 00:08:16,659 How sad. 201 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,705 But what do we do with the photo? 202 00:08:23,072 --> 00:08:24,675 Oh my God. 203 00:08:31,589 --> 00:08:34,663 Brother, you are right. It is discreetly much funnier if the anus is a mouth. 204 00:08:34,729 --> 00:08:37,367 TRUE? Wait for me to give him the balls. It's going to be perfect there. 205 00:08:37,635 --> 00:08:39,606 This is overflowing. I don't really know what... 206 00:08:39,673 --> 00:08:41,042 Shit! 207 00:08:41,175 --> 00:08:43,313 my boys They are very involved in this. 208 00:08:44,047 --> 00:08:46,152 We have Leonardo da Bussy right here. 209 00:08:46,218 --> 00:08:49,158 Baker! Look at this, brother. 210 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,914 Shit. I, the bell he's going crazy. One second. 211 00:08:55,938 --> 00:08:58,276 Baker. Are you turning crazy about this D? 212 00:08:59,946 --> 00:09:01,759 Your mom went crazy for my D last night, brother. 213 00:09:01,783 --> 00:09:03,119 Oh! 214 00:09:03,185 --> 00:09:05,288 I was fucking your mom and your mom was like, "Yes!" 215 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:08,997 I was sucking him. I was sucking the balls. I'm going to... 216 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:10,901 Oh my god. 217 00:09:12,237 --> 00:09:14,317 What are you guys doing here? -What are we doing here? 218 00:09:14,341 --> 00:09:16,211 What are you doing here, Paul Baker? 219 00:09:16,245 --> 00:09:18,917 -I, uh, I was... -Stand back, Papa Johnson. 220 00:09:18,984 --> 00:09:21,488 Let's do make your balls look smooth! 221 00:09:21,689 --> 00:09:22,826 Paul Baker? 222 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:27,467 I'm coming, twin! Yes, I'm coming. This is crazy. The lore is crazy. 223 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,739 The lore is too strong. Too strong. 224 00:09:29,939 --> 00:09:30,939 Guys, I can explain it. 225 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:32,176 -Can? -Please. 226 00:09:34,048 --> 00:09:35,951 This is my other group of friends. 227 00:09:36,553 --> 00:09:39,926 -Your other group of friends? -Sorry... 228 00:09:39,993 --> 00:09:41,772 It worked, Cockathan. His balls look perfect. 229 00:09:41,796 --> 00:09:43,432 That's crazy, Twinothy. He's crazy. 230 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:45,805 No, brother, he's crazy. I'm laughing my ass off... 231 00:09:45,971 --> 00:09:47,642 -Enough! -Please go home. 232 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,320 Please leave. I don't want let them see me like this. 233 00:09:49,344 --> 00:09:51,347 Come back home. 234 00:09:51,348 --> 00:09:51,380 Come back home. Hey, come back, brother. Let's test if we have epilepsy! 235 00:09:51,381 --> 00:09:53,996 Come back, brother! Let's test if we have epilepsy! 236 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:56,125 -Why would they try that? -I'm coming, pimp! 237 00:09:56,191 --> 00:09:58,238 -The strobe light is coming... -Why...? 238 00:09:58,262 --> 00:09:59,942 -I'm coming, pimp. -In three, two, one. 239 00:10:03,406 --> 00:10:04,576 Stop, stop, stop. 240 00:10:04,642 --> 00:10:06,345 I have it! I have it! For! 241 00:10:06,411 --> 00:10:08,149 Stop, stop, I have it. 242 00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:19,204 Hmm. "For decorative use only." Mmm, for soup. 243 00:10:19,304 --> 00:10:21,743 Anton, Anton, that's her. That's Danielle's mom. 244 00:10:21,943 --> 00:10:24,823 Oh my god, I'm going to shit myself. I'm going to shit on my nice coat. 245 00:10:24,882 --> 00:10:26,185 Good. Shh. Breathe, Billie. 246 00:10:26,553 --> 00:10:29,258 Just as you practiced, with me, the whole train trip here. 247 00:10:29,325 --> 00:10:30,761 -Come on. -Well. 248 00:10:31,228 --> 00:10:33,199 -Grab anything. -The hat? Good. 249 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:34,803 No, we don't sell that. Thank you. 250 00:10:34,869 --> 00:10:37,775 -Hello. Just this hat, please. -Clear. 251 00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:40,514 Mrs. Walters? 252 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,282 -Yeah. -I'm Billie. 253 00:10:42,285 --> 00:10:43,787 Danielle's friend. 254 00:10:44,187 --> 00:10:46,994 -My God, Billie Schaeffer! -Yeah. 255 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:50,901 Ugh, I was so sad to find out. of Danielle's death. 256 00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:54,074 -I know. -I am very sorry for your loss. 257 00:10:55,911 --> 00:10:57,782 -But... -My God. 258 00:10:57,848 --> 00:11:01,489 I was actually looking at photos. the other day, from high school, 259 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:05,062 and I found this photo of Danielle and I at a party. 260 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:08,704 -Five of Homo! -Eh... Five-Five of... 261 00:11:08,904 --> 00:11:11,609 -Yes, but you know, I was... -I remember that night! 262 00:11:11,743 --> 00:11:14,883 They had mustaches and the maracas. 263 00:11:14,949 --> 00:11:17,421 -Maracas? -Ah! And do you remember the lisp? 264 00:11:17,487 --> 00:11:19,491 -No. -That lisp you were doing? 265 00:11:19,725 --> 00:11:23,299 It was "Thinco de Homo." "Thinco." 266 00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:25,504 Was it a gay lisp or a Spanish lisp? 267 00:11:25,771 --> 00:11:28,042 -Both. -Both. That's why he was so clever. 268 00:11:28,109 --> 00:11:29,846 How funny. 269 00:11:29,979 --> 00:11:31,492 Billie, you hadn't told me the lisp thing. 270 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:34,822 They were so creative and so interesting, it is... 271 00:11:34,989 --> 00:11:38,563 Oh... Oh. 272 00:11:39,297 --> 00:11:41,335 sometimes just it costs a little. 273 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,807 A-Arlene, I'm going there. 274 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:46,112 -Alright. Thank you, dear. -Anton. 275 00:11:46,178 --> 00:11:49,117 -He is grieving. -Did you know? They are tears of happiness. 276 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,523 I worry that the memories are becoming blurry, 277 00:11:51,589 --> 00:11:53,927 and you gave me that memory back. -You did that. 278 00:11:53,994 --> 00:11:55,463 -Good. -And you know what? 279 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:59,138 we will always have that night... gay. 280 00:11:59,205 --> 00:12:01,342 -Yeah. -Phew. 281 00:12:01,408 --> 00:12:02,954 I can't, Billie. There's nothing I can do. 282 00:12:02,978 --> 00:12:06,085 Well. They are 68.88. 283 00:12:06,151 --> 00:12:08,623 -Ah. -About 1,200 pesos, right? 284 00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:11,964 Laughing during grief? 285 00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:14,234 -My God, it's Joan Rivers. -Yeah. 286 00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:20,770 I'll be honest, this is the most difficult cleaning of my life. 287 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:23,587 And I got Fox to withdraw all my season of MasterChef Junior. 288 00:12:23,653 --> 00:12:26,526 Anton, all companies will a Google search and you'll find it. 289 00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:28,329 No, they won't. 290 00:12:28,396 --> 00:12:30,108 They have to go through so many photos of you at Six Flags 291 00:12:30,132 --> 00:12:31,636 which really is like a firewall. 292 00:12:31,803 --> 00:12:33,306 Oh, hello. How did it go? 293 00:12:33,439 --> 00:12:35,343 How did we do with what? With our betrayal? 294 00:12:35,476 --> 00:12:37,147 With... our enormous betrayal? 295 00:12:37,347 --> 00:12:38,917 Well, I feel very betrayed. 296 00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:41,923 Guys, Paul Baker He has a whole other group of friends. 297 00:12:42,056 --> 00:12:44,127 -Wait, what? -It was crazy. 298 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:47,209 That wasn't the same guy who asked me. I borrowed my blouse to go to a MUNA concert. 299 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,679 What does that group have? that we don't? 300 00:12:48,703 --> 00:12:50,439 -Nothing. Nothing. -Those guys? 301 00:12:50,473 --> 00:12:52,386 I mean, our chemistry is electric. -It's incredible. 302 00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:54,782 -We are diverse like a fucking brochure. -Yeah. 303 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:56,161 Yes. We have almost one of each. 304 00:12:56,185 --> 00:12:58,222 Also, I am the friend Heterosexual by Paul Baker. 305 00:12:58,389 --> 00:13:01,796 Yeah. Guys like us have a straight friend, and he is mine and I am his. 306 00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:03,298 -He is fluid. -It's fluid. 307 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,146 -It's fluid, yes. -Which side are you on? 308 00:13:05,170 --> 00:13:07,675 -Oh! -Wow! 309 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,714 Speaking of the devil, here it appears! 310 00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:14,088 So... I'm sorry, okay? I don't I wanted them to find out like this. 311 00:13:14,154 --> 00:13:17,594 Well that's how it was. We found out everything your double life, Mrs. Doubtfire! 312 00:13:17,661 --> 00:13:19,565 -I never saw her. -Me neither. Is it a movie? 313 00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:22,538 Just...why did you lie? Are you ashamed of us? 314 00:13:22,805 --> 00:13:26,144 That? No. I lied because I'm ashamed of them! 315 00:13:26,478 --> 00:13:29,151 Look, those guys were my first friends in New York. Yeah? 316 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:32,290 We went out, we drank, we gambled in sports and we took out our dicks, 317 00:13:32,457 --> 00:13:36,098 and we graded our shit using, The truth is, a quite complex system. 318 00:13:36,165 --> 00:13:38,278 -So, you don't like them? -No, it's not that. 319 00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:39,705 I love those guys. 320 00:13:40,373 --> 00:13:42,009 My heart, ladies and gentlemen. 321 00:13:42,176 --> 00:13:43,580 -My heart! -Look. 322 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,118 Those guys took me in in a very lonely time. 323 00:13:46,185 --> 00:13:48,089 Yeah? But then I met you. 324 00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:51,729 And you talk about your feelings and advice is given, 325 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,767 and they even vote. 326 00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:57,307 And since then I've been panicking for you to find out about them. 327 00:13:58,108 --> 00:14:01,783 Yeah? They're like my... you know... -Oh! 328 00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:04,421 -They are your embarrassing friends. -That? 329 00:14:04,487 --> 00:14:06,367 It's like that group of friends that you have always had 330 00:14:06,391 --> 00:14:07,991 with which you can behave completely like an idiot, 331 00:14:08,028 --> 00:14:09,699 with whom still, I don't know, You use the R word. 332 00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:12,170 -Yes. Exactly. -She's like Onnika, Billie's friend. 333 00:14:12,303 --> 00:14:14,107 That? I don't Onnika's shame. 334 00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:16,379 -Oh, right? -Wait, no. 335 00:14:16,411 --> 00:14:19,451 We can have no shame or secrets in our relationship, Paul Baker. 336 00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:21,556 -I know. -Secrets rot relationships. 337 00:14:21,623 --> 00:14:23,827 Or why do you think My dad had so many adventures? 338 00:14:23,894 --> 00:14:26,967 -Because? -Because my mother kept secrets. 339 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,435 - Well, Issa. -No, Iss. 340 00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:30,263 -There is only one solution. -I agree. 341 00:14:30,974 --> 00:14:32,688 -You have to get them out of your life... -I'm going to invite them. 342 00:14:32,712 --> 00:14:34,314 -No. No. -No. 343 00:14:34,347 --> 00:14:36,383 Yes, yes, yes. Have Than let us in, Paul Baker. 344 00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:39,557 No, no, no, Iss, Iss, no You will see me the same again. 345 00:14:39,593 --> 00:14:42,097 The two worlds cannot collide. 346 00:14:42,296 --> 00:14:43,833 They already collided. 347 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,145 My God, he commented. 348 00:14:45,169 --> 00:14:46,806 -Anton, he commented. -Wait, what? 349 00:14:47,473 --> 00:14:51,314 "It was great seeing you today. What beautiful memories. Oh, geez." 350 00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:53,820 He raised it again to the top of the feed. 351 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,959 The Six Flags Firewall fell. 352 00:14:58,395 --> 00:15:00,099 Wow. 353 00:15:06,946 --> 00:15:09,326 Is this enough food? I feel like they eat a lot. 354 00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:11,221 I don't understand why we have to do this. 355 00:15:11,288 --> 00:15:14,896 Samir, we have to show Paul Baker that he can be himself with us. 356 00:15:15,029 --> 00:15:17,911 Because if not, where do you think it will go? next time you want to play Mario? 357 00:15:17,935 --> 00:15:19,581 -Don't pronounce that name. -I'm serious. 358 00:15:19,605 --> 00:15:21,217 you have to worry for these things. 359 00:15:21,241 --> 00:15:23,613 -My God. -Hello! We came to lunch. 360 00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:27,153 -Hi guys. Hello. -Here they are. Here they are... 361 00:15:27,286 --> 00:15:29,625 -Slowly, slowly. -Hello, ma'am. 362 00:15:30,192 --> 00:15:32,898 Thanks for having us in your beautiful home. 363 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,167 -Good. Pretty. -Hmm. 364 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,038 Thank you, madam. 365 00:15:37,374 --> 00:15:39,511 -We brought you this as a sign of... -Project. 366 00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:42,059 We brought this to you as show respect for their culture. 367 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,385 Now smile. 368 00:15:45,758 --> 00:15:47,160 Tuck in your shirt. 369 00:15:48,997 --> 00:15:50,534 Gay flowers, nice. 370 00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,571 So... Oh. 371 00:15:54,008 --> 00:15:55,442 What's happening? 372 00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:58,917 Let's eat! Hey? Come on. You look beautiful. 373 00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:00,419 Look at you. 374 00:16:10,306 --> 00:16:12,911 Sorry, Issa, can you pass me by? The beans, please? 375 00:16:12,978 --> 00:16:16,586 -Clear. Black or painted? -Hey, ne... 376 00:16:17,521 --> 00:16:19,366 What? What are you...? What are you trying to say? 377 00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:21,730 -Ne... Ne... -Don't say it. No... 378 00:16:21,796 --> 00:16:23,131 -Ne... -Black? 379 00:16:23,298 --> 00:16:24,434 -You can say black. -Ne... 380 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,839 -You can say... -You can say black. 381 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:28,039 -Ebony. Ebony. -Blergh. 382 00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:29,645 Blacks. You can say black beans. 383 00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:31,949 Pints. Pints. 384 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,387 Oh, by the way, I love Hanukkah. 385 00:16:34,555 --> 00:16:36,458 I wish I had more nights. 386 00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:39,632 I'm actually not Jewish. I am Muslim. 387 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,101 Oh. 388 00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:44,708 Well, I'm a big fan of, uh... 389 00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:48,148 What? 390 00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:51,119 Jafar. 391 00:16:51,187 --> 00:16:52,187 Shit. 392 00:16:52,323 --> 00:16:53,893 Jafar from Aladdin? 393 00:16:54,227 --> 00:16:56,431 Pretty. Princess Jasmine gave me my first erection. 394 00:16:58,135 --> 00:16:59,548 You are the Muslim looking Most Jewish I've ever seen. 395 00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:01,842 The chips are good. My God. Pass me the guacamole. 396 00:17:01,909 --> 00:17:04,113 My God. Do you know what I want to know? 397 00:17:04,548 --> 00:17:08,355 What was Baker like when he first moved to New York? It makes me very curious. 398 00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:10,861 Do you have any crazy stories about Baker? 399 00:17:11,061 --> 00:17:12,598 It was very, uh... 400 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,834 -punctual. -Hmm. 401 00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,573 -And he arrived on time. -It's the same. 402 00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:18,342 -And he never took a sofa. -That? 403 00:17:18,409 --> 00:17:20,747 Enough. Shut the fuck up. 404 00:17:21,047 --> 00:17:23,787 Well. I think We all have to relax. 405 00:17:24,087 --> 00:17:26,492 I think we have to be ourselves. This is a safe space... 406 00:17:26,626 --> 00:17:29,532 I have mental health! I have it! 407 00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:31,969 -You said out loud the part that is not said. -Uh-huh. 408 00:17:32,036 --> 00:17:34,308 Paul Baker, can I talk to you In the kitchen, please? 409 00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:36,345 Yes of course. Yes. 410 00:17:36,646 --> 00:17:38,248 I... because... 411 00:17:40,052 --> 00:17:41,788 -Hello. -Why are they acting like this? 412 00:17:41,789 --> 00:17:43,492 What did you tell them? 413 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,863 -As well as? Like perfect gentlemen? -No, Paul Baker. 414 00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:48,613 They look like chimpanzees that killed a bus full of people and their clothes were stolen. 415 00:17:48,637 --> 00:17:50,883 Before we sat down, Roach asked me whether I identified as "who" or "to whom." 416 00:17:50,907 --> 00:17:56,719 Cynthia Erivo. That's all. That's the whole sentence. 417 00:17:56,752 --> 00:17:59,291 -Well, Iss, I just wanted this to go well. -Cheating on me? 418 00:17:59,358 --> 00:18:02,097 No, I just thought you could meet them all once now. 419 00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:04,912 Then again in my 30s. And who knows, By then they will probably already be dead. 420 00:18:04,936 --> 00:18:07,641 My God. still You don't let us in. 421 00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:11,014 Paul Baker, I can deal with your embarrassing friends. 422 00:18:11,081 --> 00:18:13,986 Issa, believe me, you can't. 423 00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:17,360 -Can't? -Issa. 424 00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:19,497 -Can't? -No, really, you can't. 425 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:23,506 -Oh. -Issa, no. Issa, please. For. 426 00:18:23,573 --> 00:18:25,911 -Can't. -No. Seriously, please stop, Issa. 427 00:18:25,978 --> 00:18:30,820 -Issa. -Yo, kings! Bros, bros, bros! 428 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:35,429 Who wants to put together a day party? 429 00:18:36,164 --> 00:18:38,835 Yeah! 430 00:18:42,744 --> 00:18:44,949 -Yeah! Oh! -Bitch, fuck that! 431 00:18:45,182 --> 00:18:47,086 Hey, Baker. 432 00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:48,832 -Honey, you were making a joke. -And have you already logged into the account? 433 00:18:48,856 --> 00:18:50,860 -No, I know, Arlene. I know. -It was funny. 434 00:18:50,927 --> 00:18:52,974 I know, but I tell you that It's what Danielle would have wanted. 435 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,300 Tell him I'm wearing the hat. 436 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,746 No, he'll love the hat. 437 00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:01,916 Hi guys. we are playing beer pong over here. 438 00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:04,321 -I already logged into the account. -Brilliant. Yes, well. 439 00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:08,797 So you have to touch the three dots and then "Delete". 440 00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:13,181 -There it is, I already did it. -You just commented on the word "delete." 441 00:19:13,205 --> 00:19:15,544 Arlene, you just comment on the word "delete". 442 00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:18,550 -Finish it! -Yes, yes, yes! 443 00:19:18,649 --> 00:19:20,453 Roach, Roach. Don't pee on that plant, bro. 444 00:19:20,521 --> 00:19:22,156 Your girlfriend said she could. 445 00:19:22,223 --> 00:19:24,269 Baker's like, "Please don't." "Urinate on the floor, please." 446 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,999 Hey, Baker. Your friend wants paint a mustache on my face. 447 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,470 -I think I'm going to leave it. -Do it! Do it! Do it! 448 00:19:29,638 --> 00:19:31,542 -Don't leave it. -She is my muse. 449 00:19:31,675 --> 00:19:33,678 that brush has been places. 450 00:19:33,681 --> 00:19:37,688 I hate these guys. -Samir, just give up. Stop resisting. 451 00:19:37,854 --> 00:19:39,625 Back off, foot-eater. 452 00:19:39,658 --> 00:19:41,828 Shout out a celebrity's name random male. They will love it. 453 00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:46,740 -Kevin James. -Kevin James! 454 00:19:47,608 --> 00:19:49,612 Yes my cousin is this kind of straight. 455 00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:51,314 Gerard Butler, people. 456 00:19:51,381 --> 00:19:53,052 Gerard Butler! 457 00:19:53,285 --> 00:19:55,398 You're a psychopath, brother. They're foaming at the mouth out there. 458 00:19:57,227 --> 00:19:59,230 -I can't with this. -Well, well. 459 00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:02,938 Arlene, hi. I'm wearing the hat. 460 00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:06,445 Well, huh, three points, delete, my love. 461 00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:10,152 -Oh, now it's your profile picture. -No. 462 00:20:10,219 --> 00:20:13,458 Oh, and now it's your profile picture with the flag of Ukraine. 463 00:20:13,526 --> 00:20:15,526 -Support for Ukraine. -Three points, eliminate, Arlene! 464 00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:17,266 Three points, delete! 465 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,272 I can report it internally, if you want. 466 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,976 That? 467 00:20:22,444 --> 00:20:24,681 I work at Facebook. I could have my team remove it. 468 00:20:24,748 --> 00:20:26,519 -Do you work at Facebook? -Do you have a team? 469 00:20:26,652 --> 00:20:28,857 Yes, why? Does that surprise you or something? 470 00:20:28,924 --> 00:20:30,627 Brother. 471 00:20:30,693 --> 00:20:32,797 No, uh, that It would be amazing. 472 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:36,404 Perfect, done. But can you do something for me first? 473 00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:41,414 -Hey... -You like art, right? 474 00:20:49,263 --> 00:20:51,569 Paul Baker, Roach He just taught me how to high-five. 475 00:20:51,602 --> 00:20:52,602 Look. 476 00:20:52,905 --> 00:20:55,476 -Tobey Maguire. -Tobey Maguire! 477 00:20:55,643 --> 00:20:57,581 What's happening? 478 00:20:59,652 --> 00:21:01,556 Anton, do you think am I a shitty person? 479 00:21:01,622 --> 00:21:03,693 -That? No. -Really? 480 00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:07,200 I think a part of you yes it's shit. 481 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,703 And, the truth, that's a relief. 482 00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:11,007 It's like when we discovered that Obama smokes cigarettes. 483 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:15,717 -Come on! -Samir! Samir! Samir! Samir! 484 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,053 We are the boys! 485 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,558 See, Baker? You are the only one He's not being himself! 486 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,763 They love him. 487 00:21:22,731 --> 00:21:26,137 -Oh! Enough! -Samir! Samir! Samir! 488 00:21:26,304 --> 00:21:28,041 -Stop! -They are killing him! 489 00:21:28,108 --> 00:21:30,613 Shit! Hey! 490 00:21:30,813 --> 00:21:33,418 Samir! Samir! 491 00:21:36,659 --> 00:21:37,961 Paul Baker! 492 00:21:38,829 --> 00:21:40,032 What the devil? 493 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,914 -I hate them, Paul Baker. I hate them. -I know. I know. 494 00:21:42,938 --> 00:21:45,142 -Make them leave. -Well, well. 495 00:21:49,618 --> 00:21:51,054 Hey! 496 00:21:51,321 --> 00:21:54,428 Holy fucking God, guys! Focus the hell out of yourselves. 497 00:21:54,494 --> 00:21:56,064 For the love of shit! 498 00:21:56,131 --> 00:21:57,801 It's him. 499 00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:00,372 If I don't see four fucking tiny B bags 500 00:22:00,506 --> 00:22:02,811 getting out of here throwing tire, 501 00:22:02,844 --> 00:22:05,249 I'm going to start putting on horse neigh-neigh with all this shit. 502 00:22:05,482 --> 00:22:06,485 Do you understand? 503 00:22:06,552 --> 00:22:08,122 -Yes sir. -Yes sir. 504 00:22:08,623 --> 00:22:10,727 -Yeah. -Yes, it was our fault, brother. 505 00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:13,699 I have a presentation tomorrow, but, uh, p.f. Chang's next week? 506 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,204 -Yes sir. -I have to take a statement early tomorrow. 507 00:22:16,271 --> 00:22:18,008 Good luck, brother. May it go well for you. 508 00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:20,077 -Wait, they all have amazing jobs? -No, I am a teacher. 509 00:22:20,113 --> 00:22:21,481 I love them. See you, bros. 510 00:22:21,615 --> 00:22:23,886 Paul Baker, I'm very sorry. That was... 511 00:22:23,953 --> 00:22:25,833 -It got out of hand. I didn't want... -No, no, no, Iss. 512 00:22:25,857 --> 00:22:28,964 No, you were right about the secret No more secrets. 513 00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:31,636 Well, from now on, I'm Paul Baker, 514 00:22:31,769 --> 00:22:33,573 with just a little bit of Baker. 515 00:22:33,639 --> 00:22:35,944 -Yeah? Yeah? -Yeah. Thank you. 516 00:22:37,881 --> 00:22:40,281 -And one day you will meet Paul. -Wait, who is Paul? 517 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,891 -You weren't lying. You are an artist. -Thank you. 518 00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:46,832 Guys, eh, mom, eh, He got his photo deleted. 519 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,903 Uhh. 520 00:22:50,072 --> 00:22:51,407 That? 521 00:22:51,609 --> 00:22:53,245 Happy Homo Cinco. 522 00:22:53,478 --> 00:22:54,682 Bills... 523 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:57,253 -And that's it. -No, no, no, no! 524 00:23:01,762 --> 00:23:05,871 ♪♪ You can find me next to the front left speaker ♪♪ 525 00:23:05,937 --> 00:23:08,475 ♪♪ Find me next to the front left speaker ♪♪ 526 00:23:08,543 --> 00:23:11,815 This story is about the first time I watched porn. 527 00:23:11,949 --> 00:23:13,819 Pornography, pornography, a porn, 528 00:23:13,919 --> 00:23:16,759 an adult film, eroticism, "a magazine for men." 529 00:23:16,825 --> 00:23:18,996 I love the tribal print. I love it. 530 00:23:19,063 --> 00:23:21,401 And this is a tribal blouse that I bought, and if you haven't realized, 531 00:23:21,602 --> 00:23:25,174 I love sleeveless clothes because I like to have my arms free. 532 00:23:25,177 --> 00:23:27,380 We are in Saint-Tropez. 533 00:23:27,514 --> 00:23:30,285 Only Saint-Tropez. Oh, beautiful. 534 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,027 ♪♪ You can find me next to the front left speaker ♪♪ 535 00:23:34,093 --> 00:23:37,199 ♪♪ Find me next to the front left speaker ♪♪ 536 00:23:37,266 --> 00:23:41,107 ♪♪ Meet me by the front left speaker ♪♪ -♪♪ Girl, where are you? ♪♪ 537 00:23:41,174 --> 00:23:44,213 ♪♪ Find me next to the front left speaker ♪♪ 538 00:23:44,848 --> 00:23:46,785 ♪♪ Girl, where are you? ♪♪ 539 00:23:51,829 --> 00:23:53,131 ♪♪ Call me ♪♪ 540 00:23:58,876 --> 00:24:00,212 ♪♪ Call me ♪♪