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Zach, what are you doing?

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Studying.

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Something must be putting something in
the food.

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Hey, everybody.

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Zach's studying.

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Zach, are you okay?

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He feels normal.

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I feel normal, too.

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But you're not.

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Come on. Haven't you ever seen me study
before?

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No.

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Look, I'm desperate.

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My dad said he'd take me skiing if I get
a good grade on the history midterm.

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How good a grade?

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I just have to get a B.

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A B?

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I think it would be easier if you just
got another dad.

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Bye. Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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It's all right, because I'm saved by
the... It's all right, because I'm saved

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the... It's all right, because I'm saved
by the...

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Midterms are a lot of hard work for all
of us. But

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while most students study hard for the
big test, there's always one who's

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looking for the easy way out.

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Three guesses who it is this year.

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Okay, let's talk about midterms.

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You know, in Sweden, they have a
completely different system. They give

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grade, usually a B, before the midterm.
It takes the pressure off the student

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and leaves his brain free to learn.

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Oh, yeah, sure.

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Could it be possible that none of you
have heard of the bliss challenge of the

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eighth grade stars?

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Yeah. And the best part of it is the
members of the winning team will receive

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this.

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That's it.

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A T -shirt?

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Ah, not just any old T -shirt, Lita, but
a magical T -shirt. And what kind

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of powers does it have?

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Well, anyone wearing this shirt will
disappear from class on Friday and

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magically reappear in Cosmos for pizza.

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Wow!

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Teleportation! I can't wait for the
bliss challenge.

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Screech, the bliss challenge for you
would be not getting any pizza on your

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shirt.

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Attention.

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Attention, everyone.

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I am pleased to announce that our Miss
Bliss has been chosen as a finalist for

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School Days Magazine's Teacher of the
Year Award.

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Thank you.

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Wow, that is quite an honor.

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Isn't it wonderful?

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I am so excited.

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You're excited? I thought I was the
nominee.

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Well, sure, it's good for you, too.

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Just think of all the recognition you'll
gain for our school.

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I think it's a little early to start
writing my acceptance speech.

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Relax, you are a shoo -in.

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As your principal, I'll be at the
banquet with you, and this will give you

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great chance to thank those few special
people who've helped you along the way.

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That's right.

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My parents?

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Mm -hmm.

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Mr. Lyman, my eighth grade teacher.

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And, uh, that's about it.

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Aren't you forgetting someone?

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Of course.

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My students.

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You can't be a teacher without students.

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Anyone else?

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No. No?

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I'm joking.

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How could I forget Milo?

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See you later, guys.

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Oh, hi, Jack.

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Is something wrong?

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All right, all right. If you've got to
know, I'll tell you.

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I've got to postpone the midterm so I
can study and get a B.

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You can't postpone a midterm. Okay,
fine, take their side.

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The one time I need you, the last time
you said that to me, I ended up on a bus

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wearing nothing but my boxer shorts.

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You see, I have done things for you.

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All right, what do you need? Your rats.

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Ben and Morty?

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Two rats get loose at school, they close
the school, they postpone the test, I

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go scheme.

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No way. I'm not taking any part in this.

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Did I mention you and me going out with
the Zeffirelli twins?

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The Zeffirelli twins?

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Count me in.

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All right. Which twin do I get?

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Which one is she?

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The one on the left.

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Is that Carrie Blith, Indiana's Teacher
of the Year?

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Kind of gives you the chills, doesn't
it? Oh, Mr. Belding, I haven't won yet.

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They still have to interview me and
observe my teaching.

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Hey, when they see your challenge of the
eighth grade stars, you'll be a cinch

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to win.

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Just the thing you need to beat that
Macmillan guy.

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Joseph Macmillan of Glen Ridge?

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Oh, he's a great teacher.

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They wrote a book about him.

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Oh, big deal. One book. If it was so
good, why didn't they make a movie out

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it? Oh, come on, Mr. Belding.

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It's an honor just to be a finalist with
him. You believe that?

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Listen, when you're in a contest, you're
in it for one reason. To win.

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Nobody remembers who came in second in
the javelin throw at the 84 Olympics.

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David Hartley of Great Britain.

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Hey, Screech, did you set the rats free?
First thing this morning.

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He's very emotional.

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You know, the empty nest syndrome.

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You guys are never going to believe
this. I was in the girls' room putting

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makeup when I looked over and saw this
big rat sharing my lipstick.

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That spin. He's having an identity
crisis.

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Well, I hope you reported it.

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I would have, but he ate the evidence.

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All right.

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Who took a honk out of my Twinkie?

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Hmm, looks like a rat bite to me.

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That's Marty.

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He's going to have a zit in the morning.

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Come on, let's go tell Mr. Belden.

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Hey, good idea. I'll go find Milo.

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This is going great.

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Now we've got to get the ball rolling.

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Oh, Miss Palladino.

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Yes, Zach?

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You know, I'm... I'm very impressed with
you.

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Oh, thank you, Zach.

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You know, not everybody can keep their
cool with all these rats running around.

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Oh, come on, Zach. You know how these
rumors get started at school.

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Rumors?

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Has that rat been in here?

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See, I've been tracking that little
joker all the way from the gym.

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Now, which way did he go?

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See, I know the rat mind, baby.

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Uh -huh.

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First to the gym for a little exercise,
then to the cafeteria for lunch, and now

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he's going to go to the music room to
relax and digest.

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And you're going to catch him and set
him free?

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Well, close.

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I'm going to catch him and set him dead.

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My baby!

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Carrie Bliss, this is Dr. Atwater from
School Days magazine.

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Oh, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you,
too.

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Where are your students?

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Oh, this is my free period.

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Good. Could we secure the door just to
ensure our privacy?

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Of course. We can secure the doors, the
windows, the lights, anything you want.

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Could you just please do it?

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Certainly. Thank you.

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Question number one has to do with the
principal -teacher relationship.

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Oh, Mr. Belding and I work hand in hand.

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That's right. We have a very close
relationship.

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We're like this.

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Well, I don't mean like this. I'm a
happily married man.

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If you had a gifted student, would you
ever consider skipping them a grade?

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Of course you wouldn't.

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Yes, I would.

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Of course you would.

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Dr. Atwater, I feel that holding back a
gifted child can be damaging to his

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sense of self -worth.

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Mr. Belding, we have to talk.

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Not now, Milo.

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Then when? I don't know, in about an
hour? We don't have an hour.

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All right, what is it, Milo?

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I mean, how may I help you, Mr.
Williams?

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Excuse us for a moment, Dr. Atwater.

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Rats?

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Milo, I just can't believe my school is
infested with rats. Then don't. But it

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is. I bet McMillan over at Glen Ridge
bred those little suckers in his biology

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lab and sent them here.

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He didn't do that.

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I mean, no one in the educational system
would go that far to win an award.

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I would.

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Well, it's just that I want Miss Bliss
to win this award so much.

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Milo, we just can't shut down the
school.

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Well, look it, my hands are tied, okay?

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Now, either Shorty Beamer's crew comes
in and cleans it out now, or we'll be

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front page news when the health
department finds out. Okay, okay.

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Are you sure we can't just hold off on
this for another couple of days?

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See, that's a uh -uh. See, rule 1070
says...

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Take no chances with rats.

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There's more, but the rest of the page
has been chewed.

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Is this thing on?

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Attention, students.

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Due to a rat infestation, we are forced
to close the school for one week

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beginning tomorrow.

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Thank you.

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Well, Claire, it looks like you get
another week to study for the midterm.

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We did it. Everything is great.

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For you, maybe.

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Found Spin, but I can't find Marty.

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Spin was so worried about him that he
stayed up all night pacing on his wheel.

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Tears your heart out.

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Miss Bliss, I'm afraid Dr. Atwater can't
reschedule her observation of your

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class tomorrow.

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If only she could have seen your battle
of the eighth grade stars, we would have

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won teacher of the year for sure.

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I'm really sorry.

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Do you have to sit in the middle of the
stairs?

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Sorry, Nikki.

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Sorry, Nikki?

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Zach, are you okay?

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Nikki, I did something even I'm ashamed
of.

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I'd better sit down for this.

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When Miss Bliss doesn't get the Teacher
of the Year Award, I'll be responsible.

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Zach, they're not going to hold it
against her that in 11 years of

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has won Dweeb.

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Only they could have seen her Bliss
Challenge.

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Come on, Zach.

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You didn't have anything to do with the
closing of the school.

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You didn't put the rats in.

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I think you're talking to King Rat.

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Who put you? Well, I needed more time to
study so I could get a B and go skiing.

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And you thought if you'd study more, you
would get a B?

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Rat, I am a dweeb.

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You've got to tell me the truth.

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That would mean I'd have to tell the
truth.

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Rat, just do it.

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Look, I'll help you study, okay?

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Oh, Zach, one more thing.

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I don't think I've ever heard you tell
the truth before.

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Can I be there?

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Hey, I'll pay you money.

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Carrie, I just heard about Dr. Atwater
not being able to see your review.

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Oh, you must be upset.

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No, I'm not upset.

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Very upset.

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I know how you feel.

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When I graduated from college, I
auditioned for a dance program at

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I didn't know you went to Juilliard. I
didn't.

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When I left Ohio, my parents told me to
break a leg when I hit the Big Apple.

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And I did.

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The day before the tryout, there was a
big storm in New York, and I slipped on

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the ice.

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By the time it healed, there were no
openings.

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Oh, Tina, I'm so sorry.

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Oh, well, I got over it.

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Besides, I never really had the right
look for ballet.

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My 2 -2 always looked like a 2 -3.

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I never thought awards had anything to
do with teaching.

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But that was before I came so close to
winning.

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I really wanted someone to say, that's
Carrie Bliss.

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She's a good teacher.

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I really wanted this award.

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That's it, Carrie.

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Let it out.

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I want this award.

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Louder! I want this award!

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Yes!

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There's something I gotta tell you.

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Come on. Sit down and relax, Screech.
Won't be that bad. Trust me. I already

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did, and that's why I'm here.

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I've never been sent to the principal's
office before.

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Why isn't he saying anything?

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Ah, he's just trying to intimidate us.

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It's working.

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Boys, you'll be glad to know there is
school tomorrow. Miss Bliss will be able

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to show her stuff.

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Hey, that's great.

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You each have two weeks' detention.

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Oh, that's not... But there may be a way
to have your detention time reduced by

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a week. Sounds good to me.

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I want you and your classmates to help
convince Dr. Atwater that Miss Bliss is

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the... greatest teacher in the world.

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Well, what can we do?

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For starters, don't be yourselves.

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I was the 18th president.

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Ulysses S. Grant.

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Very good.

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Oh, man.

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And who was the president before me? And
what happened to him that never

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happened to any other president during
his term of office?

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Andrew Johnson, and he was impeached.
Right.

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Oh, right.

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Anyway.

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Speak softly and carry a big dick.

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Who am I?

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My father when I come home late.

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Wrong. Hey, I'll show the joke.

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Then you have three seconds to give me
the correct answer.

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Teddy Roosevelt.

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Right.

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Toss -up question for five points.

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The Wright brothers... Or Will and
Wilbur. Right answer, Mikey.

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But wrong question.

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The Wright brothers completed the first
manned airplane flight at Kitty Hawk.

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In what state is Kitty Hawk to be found?

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Oh, gee, it's right on the tip of my
tongue.

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Come on, Tech, you know the answer. We
went over it yesterday.

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Ten seconds.

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If you think about it, the Wright
brothers were really the godfathers of

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space program. Yes. Three, two... Tech!
North Carolina.

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Correct. And just in time.

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Why do you do that to me?

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Because I can.

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All right, class, it's halftime. When we
resume, the

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category will be our founding fathers.

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Remember, guys, lay it on thick.

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Hello again, Dr. Atwater.

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Are there always this many kids in your
class?

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Usually.

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Would you like to take a seat?

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All right, class, halftime over. Hands
on bell.

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Our founding fathers.

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What year did the Pilgrims land at
Plymouth Rock?

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Mike, you go first.

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Miss Bliss, due to your refreshing
teaching style, as long as I live, I

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always remember that the Pilgrims landed
at Plymouth Rock in 1620.

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That's five points. Brownie points.

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Okay, a toss -up. Complete this phrase.

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The lost colony of what?

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My, you're all so eager all of a sudden.
That's because your teaching makes us

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so eager to learn. I mean, after all,
isn't that what teaching is really all

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about?

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Answer the question, then.

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Oh, sure. The lost colony of Roanoke.
Correct.

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And...

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bonus points, can anyone tell me where
the lost colony is located?

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No one knows, Miss Bliss.

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That's why it's lost.

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We're not learning, we're laughing.

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Cut the clowning around, Samuel.

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You know, her warmth, her charm, her
effortless command of the class.

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I don't know about you, but I've got
goosebumps.

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Her teaching methods are very
impressive.

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And one other thing.

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What's that?

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Never touch me again.

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Miss Bliss, on behalf of the entire
class, I would just like to say thank

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for being the best teacher in the state
of Indiana.

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I like to record her

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lessons and play them backwards for
hidden messages.

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See?

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All right, that's it.

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Okay.

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Dr. Atwater, I'm very sorry, but my
students have a midterm to prepare for,

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I need their total concentration, which,
obviously, I'm not getting.

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Could you possibly visit us some other
time?

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Well, I'm afraid not. Our editors are
meeting tomorrow to make a decision on

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winner.

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Well, if I don't prepare my students for
their midterm, I don't deserve any

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award. You do realize if I leave today,
this will weigh heavily on my decision.

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I know.

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Thank you for coming.

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Good day, Dr. Atwater.

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Goodbye, Miss Fliss.

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Excellent work, Mikey.

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Very nice job, Mikey.

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Miss Fliss, why are you doing this to
me?

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Because I can.

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Congratulations.

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Is it possible to take the B now and
save the plus for a rainy day?

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Have a nice ski trip, but watch out for
trees.

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Even you can't talk your way through one
of those.

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Uh, there's something I'd like to say,
but, uh... You're not sure how to say

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Right.

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Wait up. I want to thank you. It's okay.
You don't have to. But I want to.

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Look, Nikki, you've always been a good
friend to me.

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And I really appreciate that I can count
on you.

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Thanks for helping me study.

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Geez, I think you're going to make me
cry.

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Hey, I do have a way with women, don't
I?

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Yeah, you have a way to make them sick.

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Cliff, I have in my hand a telegram from
School Days magazine.

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Oh, it's probably just a formality to
all the losers.

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Go ahead, open it.

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Dear Miss Bliss, seems you have an
unusual approach to teaching, your

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dedication...

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I won.

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All right!

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Hey,

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gang, it's Zack. Now, today we have a
very special Save by the Bell.

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It takes place when we were in junior
high.

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Wait till you see how weird Screech and
Lisa look.

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How do I look?

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Not as funny as them.

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Anyway, we had this teacher, Miss Bliss,
and she was always telling me I could

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do anything I put my mind to.

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So I made this stupid bed.