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Miss Blues, what does psychopath mean?

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Why? Well, so far, it's the nicest thing
anyone's said about the new kid.

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At his last school, he was voted most
likely to draw blood.

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What school is that?

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St. Freddy's on Elm Street?

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Class, I ask you, is it fair to judge
someone before you've even met them?

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Uh, sure.

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When I wake up in the morning and the
alarm gives out a warning, I don't think

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I'll ever make it on time.

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By the time I grab my books and I give
myself a look, I'm at the corner just in

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time to see the bus fly by.

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It's all right because I'm safe as a
pill.

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If the teacher pops a test, I know I'm
in a mess and my dog ate all my homework

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last night.

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Right along my chair, she won't know
that I'm there. If I can hand it in

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tomorrow, it'll be all right.

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It's all right, cause I'm safe as a
bell.

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I can't help feeling sorry for the new
kid in school.

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Everybody already knows each other, and
the only thing he can do is try his best

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to fit in.

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And each student has his own special way
of doing that.

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All right.

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Pencils down, papers forward, please.

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And before I forget, I want to
congratulate the only member of class to

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perfect hundred on yesterday's quiz.

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What can I say?

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How about nothing for a change?

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Samuel Powers.

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All right, now I've left a few moments
at the end of class today so that we can

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become acquainted with our newest
arrival.

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Deke.

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Would you stand up and tell us a little
bit about yourself?

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My name is Deke.

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What? Did say a little bit.

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Freeze! For your homework tomorrow, I
want one page on the Battle of Little

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Bighorn. One page? No problem.

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Zach, I expect a page of writing.

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Not a picture of General Custer with an
arrow through it.

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Deke, what did you do in the quiz today?

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Yes. Well, don't worry. You won't be
graded on it. It's just to give me an

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of what you learned at your last school.

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Is this your paper?

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Does it say Deke on it?

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Yes. Are there any other Dekes in your
class?

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No. Then it must be me.

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Anything else?

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Yes.

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Why did you answer only one question on
your quiz paper?

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It's the only one I liked.

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Do you expect me to believe that?

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I don't expect anything from anyone.

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Here we go now, Deke.

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Okay, everybody.

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Dress rehearsal.

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Act one, scene one. The Forest Ranger.

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Written by Mickey Coleman.

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and starring Lisa Turtle as the forest
ranger.

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Ready, Lisa?

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Ready. And curtain.

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Hold it. And cut.

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Lisa, what are you doing? I'm acting.
You're acting like a fool.

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Forest rangers do not wear evening
gowns. I visualize my character as a

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ranger in downtown Manhattan.

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You're missing the entire point of my
play.

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Miss Palladino, I guess this means I get
detention, right?

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But you haven't done anything wrong.

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I'm about to.

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Come back here!

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Tina, can I have a word with you,
please?

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Sure. I'll be back in a minute.

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What's up?

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Deke Simmons.

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Do you have him in class?

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Mm -hmm. In fact, I got an apple from
him on my desk.

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Deke brought you an apple?

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Well, he didn't exactly bring it.

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It landed there after it bounced off
Tommy Kramer's head.

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Mr. Belding, I need to talk to you. If
it's about Deke, take a number.

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No, Mr. Belding, I think there's
something wrong here.

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Maybe if I took a look at Deke's
records... Be my guest.

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Miss Bliss, I've looked at his records.

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After the first hundred pages, it gets
repetitious.

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Well, I think his problems run deeper
than graves.

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All right, he seems to have an attitude
problem. But just maybe in a new school

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environment, things will change.

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Well, according to this, he had eight
new school environments in the last two

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years. Yes, but the ninth could be his
lucky charm.

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Just call me Mr. Optimistic.

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Mr. Belding. I know Deke has problems.

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Miss Bliss, you have a way with kids.
That's why I put him with you.

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I'm sure you've made a big difference in
his life already.

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If he needs someone to show you around
the school, I'd be happy to.

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I could show you the lunch bar.

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Shut up.

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Or I could do that.

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Do you mind lowering me? I need some
oxygen.

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At every new school I go to, I pick
someone out to team up with in the

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department.

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You do it, I hand it in. Oh, kind of a
50 -50 thing.

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Exactly.

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And don't forget to disguise the
handwriting.

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You wouldn't want me getting in any
trouble, would you?

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No, but I'm not really that great a
student.

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So, if you want to pick someone else, I
wouldn't be offended.

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You got a hundred on that quiz, didn't
you?

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Just a lot of lucky guesses.

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Haven't you ever gotten a hundred on a
quiz?

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No.

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I knew that was coming.

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All right, everybody.

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Here are your papers on Little Peacock.

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Miss Bliss, did you like the part I
wrote about sitting bull?

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I'm looking at sitting bull right now.

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Deculate. Yep.

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I'm confused. I thought you spelled your
name D -E -K -E.

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I do.

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Oh, that's odd.

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On your paper, you spelled it D -E -E
-K.

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Type of graphical error.

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There's a diamond on the board.

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What is this?

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That's the paper I, uh, you wrote.

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E plus?

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If I wanted a D, I would have done it
myself.

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Look, I can't write under pressure.

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Ask around.

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Joke's my middle name.

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Look, I got a D minus. Does that make
you feel any better?

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You know what would make me feel better?

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Erasing the lines in the basketball
court.

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With your face.

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Have you considered counseling?

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Screech, you're talking to your french
fries.

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What's wrong?

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Deke Simmons is making me do his
homework.

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And if it isn't great, he's gonna slam
dunk my head.

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Wow. What are you gonna do?

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I don't know, but I gotta do something.

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My face ain't much, but I'm kind of
attached to it.

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Look, if Deke wants you bad enough,
he'll find you.

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The trick is to make him not want to.
Could you do that?

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What's in it for me? I'd be alive.

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Isn't that enough?

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Not really.

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I'll be your best friend.

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And I'll give you ten bucks.

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Okay, but only because we're pals.

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86th, you are not planting trees on my
stage.

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We're not planting them, Michael. We're
nailing them.

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That's worse.

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Wooden nails come under my jurisdiction.
And on my stage, the two don't mix.

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Your stage? I am the drama teacher. This
is my stage.

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I was here when they laid it down.

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Plank by plank, board by board.

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It's sort of like a child to me. I even
named it Woody.

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This is a stage. The show must go on.
And Woody's getting nailed. Over my dead

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body?

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What's going on here with you two?

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He won't let me put my trees on Woody.

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Woody?

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Now,

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I don't know what the big problem is,
but it seems to me the appropriate word

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here is compromise.

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I can go along with that.

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I got it. Why don't you take Forest
Ranger and redo it as...

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Desert Ranger.

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Desert Ranger?

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Sure. You don't have to nail sand to the
floor.

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Fine. I'll use sand.

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But I'll glue it on.

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Glue? No way. Hey, wait a minute.

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Glad I could be of help.

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You changed everything.

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You wore my thing.

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No, I didn't. I made it better.

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Miss Bliss, could you help us?

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We're having creative differences.

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Yeah, I'm creative and she isn't. You're
so self -centered.

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I'm not. You're not.

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There seems to be an epidemic going
around.

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And the cure is compromise.

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You know, I could go with that.

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Nikki, you should be in the play with
me. Really? Yeah, I think you should

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a stump.

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I think compromise with Lisa is
impossible.

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If you want to talk about impossible,
let's talk about how impossible it is to

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act in a boring play.

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Well, I'm two for two.

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Deke.

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Uh, Mr. Simmons.

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Get lost.

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I think we should talk.

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It's about Screech. You know that little
wimpy guy who does your homework?

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Right.

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Uh, never mind. You can handle him.

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Never mind what?

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Well, Screech. Breach may not look like
much, but believe it or not, he's a

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frail male fighting machine.

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You talking about the same guy?

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Hey, you betcha. He knows all those self
-defense things, like kung fu, jiu

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-jitsu, Mitsubishi.

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Why are you telling me this?

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Well, I've seen him beat up so many
people. I want the violence to stop.

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Thanks a lot.

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Made a big difference.

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Hey, glad I could help.

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You did.

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See, I let that little twerp off because
I felt sorry for him. But since I know

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he can fight back, I'm going to take him
out right now.

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How'd he go?

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Well, the good news is I'm not charging
you that $10.

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Thanks, Jack.

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And I've got good news for your brother,
too.

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You know how he always wanted to have
his own room?

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Jack, any luck finding Screech?

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Nope. Nobody's seen him since lunch.

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Yeah, rumor has it he's halfway to Grom.

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Can't take it anymore.

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How long have you been in there?

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I'm not sure.

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I think I passed out sometime last
period.

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I got to my vice.

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When Dee kicks you, fall on a fat kid.

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Yeah, look on the bright side.

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When you're unconscious, you can't feel
pain.

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Don't try to turn me up, Jack.

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If I were you right now, I'd be running.

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If you were me right now, I'd be happy.

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Let's get on with it.

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Mr. Kelly!

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Hi, kids.

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I'm gonna knock you into next semester.

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Take your hands off him right now.

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Get into my classroom.

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You can't hide behind your teacher's
skirt forever.

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That's enough.

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All right, school's over. Go home.

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Unless you'd like to spend quality time
with Mr. Burton in detention hall.

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Samuel, Samuel.

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Are you all right?

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No, I'm not all right.

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Why did you have to stop it? You made me
look like a wimp.

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He was going to hurt you.

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So? The school nurse says I have
terrific clotting time.

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Samuel, you can't be serious.

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Sure I can.

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At least if I were dead, I could live
with myself.

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dare you threaten another student.

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Why don't you just leave me alone?

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You've been on my case since I got here.

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Dig, believe it or not, I'm not the
enemy.

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Yeah, and I bet the next thing you're
going to say is that you really want to

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help me.

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I take it you've heard that speech
before.

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You take it right.

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Oh, and so the way you deal with your
problems is that you hit people.

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Works for me.

258
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Well, it didn't work for me when you
only answered one question on your quiz.

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And it didn't work for me when you
misspelled your name.

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Hey, so I'm not gifted.

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I want you to do an extra credit report
on one of our presidents.

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Choose from this list.

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Pick one.

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Abraham Lincoln.

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He's not on the list.

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George Washington.

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He's not on there either.

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Thomas Jefferson.

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Then who is on the stupid list?

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Uncle Ben, Betty Crocker, and Sarah Lee.

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It's my shopping list.

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You can't read, can you?

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Well, solve the puzzle.

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Can I go now? Do your parents know?

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Who do you think taught me not to read?

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Now, what about your teachers?

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Hey, look, I'm a troublemaker. Just give
me a passing grade and I'll become

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someone else's problem.

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Deke, you're in my class now. My
students' problems are my problems.

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Just back off. No, I won't. You have to
learn to read.

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And I promise I'll do everything in my
power to help you.

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Yeah, and while you're helping me,
everyone else will be laughing at me

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my back.

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Nobody will laugh.

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They always have before.

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Let's forget it.

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I'm going to make it on my own.

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All right, Deke.

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Yeah, sure, maybe you will.

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Who knows, you may be even one day a big
success.

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And someday someone might even write the
Deke Simmons story.

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But I wonder about one thing.

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Who's going to read it to you?

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I know what you're going to say, Miss
Bliss, but I've already made inquiries

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into having him transferred.

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Transferring isn't the answer. That's
what they always do to him. Yes, but no

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one's tried Siberia.

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Mr. Belding, Deke can't read.

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Well, if we send him there, it won't
matter because they don't speak English.

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Mr. Belding, he really can't read.

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And he refuses to go to our remedial
education program.

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If he refuses to go, our hands are tied.

303
00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:08,910
Well, I can't accept that.

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Deet needs help, and I won't just sit
around and do nothing.

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Miss Bliss, in all my years as a
principal, I never knew a teacher who

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loved than you.

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But nobody can touch them all.

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Except, of course, for poor Mr.
Claymore, who blew up the science lab.

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If actors were supposed to write, they'd
call them writers.

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But to the actor, the script is just a
guide.

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Without me, you're nothing!

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that since the fifth grade? Yeah.

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It was around the same time as our last
fight.

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Oh, yeah, I remember. We both wanted to
be the lead ribbon in the maypole dance.

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We swore we'd never talk to each other
again.

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And we stuck to it for at least 20
minutes.

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It was murder.

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You still want to do the play?

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Yeah.

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But I have a suggestion.

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Get yourself another star.

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I want to be the producer.

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I don't have time to find a lawyer, so
I'll just tell you guys my will.

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Nikki, Lisa, you can have my
calculators.

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Mikey, you can have my stereo.

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Screech, you're talking crazy.

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00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,540
But who's getting the speakers?

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Jack, I gave the best for you.

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You can have my condo on Mars.

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I'm touched.

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00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,160
But only if you're willing to spread my
ashes over my fly farm.

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00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:38,110
Screech, nobody wants your stuff. Just
go. home before Deke finds you?

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00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:39,750
I want him to.

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00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:42,410
Deke, I want you.

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00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:48,450
Let me get this straight. Screech is
looking for Deke? This is exactly what

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00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:51,690
happened in West Side Story when Tony
was looking for Chino.

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00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,190
What happened to him?

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00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,470
He got killed. I'm out of here.

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00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:58,110
Deke, come and get me.

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00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:01,270
Someone take a picture of me and give it
to the plastic surgeon.

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You and me.

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00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:07,820
Boys room. Now.

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00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,040
Wait a minute.

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00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,880
Deke, you're going to have to go through
me to get to Screech.

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Just you?

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00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:20,000
No. The both of us. Me too.

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00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
No, guys.

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00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,680
It's my fight. I'm going for help.

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00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:29,880
No.

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I need to do it this way.

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00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:42,890
You know exactly where Sly Farm is?

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00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:47,510
Not very often somebody looks for me.

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00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:51,110
Yeah, well, I'd just like to get this
over with so I can swing by the hospital

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and still get home in time for dinner.

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The hospital part I can guarantee.

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00:18:55,730 --> 00:19:00,430
Um, I hate to be a bother, but I have
this tricking, and I have some dental

357
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:04,370
done. So if you could avoid these key
areas, I would appreciate it.

358
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:08,250
Huh, I've never beaten somebody up with
so many rules before.

359
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:10,870
Huh.

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00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:20,470
you care.

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00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:23,230
You don't know what it's like to be
laughed at all the time.

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00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:25,089
What do you know?

363
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:26,830
I know I want to live to be 15.

364
00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,510
I get laughed at a lot.

365
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,629
Yeah, right.

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00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:32,110
You don't believe me? No, I don't. I
can't read.

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00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,930
How come you're not laughing?

368
00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:37,470
It's not funny.

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00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:44,110
No, no, you're messing this up. I tell
you I can't read, you laugh, and then I

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00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:45,109
beat you up.

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00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:46,710
Look, I'm not gonna laugh at you.

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00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:49,170
But if you're going to beat me up, let's
get it over with now.

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00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,510
I don't want to worry about you the rest
of my life.

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00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:56,870
Forget it.

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00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:58,310
I don't want to fight you.

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00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,870
Now get out of here before I change my
mind.

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00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,070
Goodbye.

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00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:18,580
scared you.

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00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:23,700
I was just wondering, uh... What?

380
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:25,819
Forget it.

381
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:28,400
Oh, Deke, is there something I can do
for you?

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00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,540
Do you still think you can help me read?

383
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,560
Yes.

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00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,900
You've taken the first step yourself.

385
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,600
I have?

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00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,300
You're here, aren't you?

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00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,400
Boo.