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Miss Bliss.

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What is it, Samuel?

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Um, what is it called when a certain
girl walks by and your knees turn to

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and your stomach scrunches up like a
tinfoil ball?

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Well, it's either food poisoning or
you're in love.

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Sounds as if you're growing up, Samuel.

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Well, that explains my boredom with
Scooby -Doo.

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Uh, Miss Bliss, how can you tell if that
girl feels the same weird way about

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you?

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Well, you'll just know.

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What?

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Are there a thigh?

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Yeah. A look?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Can't I touch the hand?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You'll just know.

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Thanks, Miss Boone.

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Hi,

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Lisa.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Right below my chair, she won't know
that I'm there. If I can hand it in

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tomorrow, it'll be all right.

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It's all right, cause I'm saved by the
bell.

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There's one thing you can count on every
semester.

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The classroom romance.

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Here I am writing a lesson on the board.

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There's my class watching me writing a
lesson on the board.

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Then there's Samuel, who's watching Lisa
watching me write a lesson on the

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board. I think you get my point.

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All right.

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Copy down this list of military leaders
of the War of 1812.

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Men. All men.

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Naturally. You know, there probably
wouldn't be any wars at all if it

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for men, Zach.

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Not so fast.

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A reminder.

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Your term papers on the War of 1812 are
due in at the end of the week.

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This will account for 20 % of your final
grade.

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All right, out that door is the world.
Be careful.

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Zach, no excuses.

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Miss Bliss, you're talking to the new
me.

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This year's study is my thing.

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Of course, how could I forget?

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Just don't turn in a cup of ashes as you
report on the burning of the White

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House, okay?

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That's a good one. You've got potential,
Miss Bliss. Oh, thank you.

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But it's not nearly as good as... My
grandmother was reading my homework when

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she spontaneously combusted.

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You know, the old Zach wasn't too bad
either.

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Hey, Screech.

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What's up?

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Nothing, Zach. You know.

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Same as always.

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You know, I was just saying to myself,
Zach, you don't spend enough time with

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your old buddy Screech.

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Buddy?

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You said that?

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It's a thicker thing.

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You got a problem? I'm here.

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Can't do your homework?

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I'm your man.

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Likewise, Zach. I'm glad you said that.

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Said what?

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Homework. I didn't say homework. You
said likewise. Same thing.

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Now, what about this paper we have to
do?

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Forget it, Zach. I'm not doing your
paper.

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Look. You do this for me, and someday
when you need a favor, I'll be there.

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You will?

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I swear.

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Hold on. What about my favor?

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Name it, pal.

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I want to date with Lisa.

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Lisa? Lisa turtle the same Lisa who
dumped SpaghettiOs on your head last

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That's the one.

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No Lisa.

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No paper.

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No problem.

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And the moment our eyes met across the
crowded room, I knew our fates were

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sealed as one.

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One what?

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I don't know. There's a period there.

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Well, come on. Don't stop. Not even for
commas.

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And our love together will soar through
the pastel skies and not touch down

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again until time ceases to exist.

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And it's signed, your loving secret
admirer, Lisa.

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You remember the time I received a
Valentine's card and you didn't? And

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in the day, this huge card mysteriously
showed up?

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And then you finally admitted you sent
it to yourself.

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You think I wrote this to myself?

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Bingo. Well, I didn't.

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May my fingernails break.

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You are serious.

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Yo, Miss Bliss. And yo to you, too.

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Oh!

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Someone here carries collision
insurance. Is everybody okay?

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How's my hair?

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She's fine.

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I'm late for class.

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Bye, Miss Bliss.

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Oh, so you're the famous Miss Bliss.

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I didn't realize legends were allowed to
be so pretty.

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Pretty I like. Legend I can live
without.

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I am Jerry Vick.

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I know.

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And you're making quite a name for
yourself around here, too.

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You're kidding. With the kids?

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No. With a female faculty.

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I hope I'm not interrupting anything
important.

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Oh, no, Mr. Belding. You just had a
little accident.

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Well, I don't mean to intrude, but if
you two are here in the hallway, that

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means there's no one in your classrooms
except unsupervised young minds, and

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that is a dangerous no -no. Okay? Okay.

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Well, it was very nice to meet you.

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These are yours.

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Thanks. I hope I bump into you.

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And I hope I run into you.

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You know what I mean.

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I know what you mean.

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And when I see you coming, I'll honk.

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I mean, I'll honk.

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Simmons B -plus.

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Simmons B -plus.

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Lewin.

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Lewin.

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Lewin.

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Do you know what came in, Al?

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Flew in Kowalski? That's it. A plus for
the name, C minus for the grade.

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Our fates were sealed as one.

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Tina? It's hot!

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Our eyes met across a crowded room.

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The pastel skies.

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Your loving, secret admirer.

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How did you get this?

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Carrie, someone sent you a love letter.

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Lena, this isn't mine.

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Well, it was in your papers.

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Well, it wasn't in my papers at the end
of class.

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And they never left my house until I got
home.

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Except for the accident.

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Accident? What accident?

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Oh, it was nothing. I just bumped into
someone in the hallway.

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Who? I just bumped into Jerry Vick. Aha!

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Jerry Vick.

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big deal out of nothing. He just bumped
into me, told me I was a legend, and

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told me I was pretty.

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I wonder what he looks like.

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Well, he's probably tall and short.

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Long, brownish blonde, curly, straight
hair with purple and gold. weaved

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the bald spots.

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So shiny.

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Mine's gone to mush.

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Go ahead.

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Come on.

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Hello, Mr. Vick.

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Oh, hi. It's Jerry.

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Would you like to join me?

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Oh, thank you.

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Go ahead.

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Dean, I'm not here.

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I know we've just met.

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I think she did.

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What I was trying to say was I'd given
this serious thought.

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Serious thinking. I gave that up years
ago. I guess that's why I'm a

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Now I'm sure of it.

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Now I'm gone.

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Jerry, it's like this.

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I don't usually believe in fishing off
the company pier.

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What are you trying to tell me?

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I think what I'm trying to say is... I
don't see why we couldn't go out when

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you're no longer subbing at JFK.

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That's quite an invitation.

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Can I bring my wife?

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Married? Happily married.

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Happily married?

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What about the letter?

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What letter?

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The letter you obviously didn't send me.

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Exactly what shade of red am I?

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Don't be embarrassed. I'm really quite
flattered.

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Well, I'm glad I could make somebody's
day.

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Excuse me.

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It must have been some letter.

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Look at Lisa.

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Got her daydreaming.

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A million miles away.

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You know, Screech, I should be bottled.

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That letter was good.

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Absolutely. Her soul set ablaze by the
words of her secret admirer.

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Where are you going?

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To call my woman to burning fire.

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No.

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I think there's a rule prohibiting that
during school hours.

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It's time to make my move.

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No, it's time for you to trust me.

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Again? For how long? Long enough for you
to finish my report and for me to turn

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up the heat with another letter to Lisa.
I can't wait.

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Enjoy it.

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Love is pain.

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Tina, Jerry didn't send the letter.

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He didn't?

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Then who?

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Was anybody else around when you dropped
the papers?

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Yes, but... Oh, no, it can't be.

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Who? Who?

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Belding.

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Can't believe Belding.

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Hand me that love letter. Too creative,
huh?

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No, he's... He's Belding. He'd never do
anything like this.

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Miss Bliss.

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I'm out of here.

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Make him suffer. Tina, I'll never
forgive you for this.

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So, Mr. Belding, how are you?

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Well, to be perfectly honest, I've been
very, very lonely.

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Lonely? My wife's in Vermont visiting
her sister.

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Now, Miss Bliss, I believe we have
something to talk about. When's she

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back? Not for weeks.

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Weeks? Yes, weeks, but you're changing
the subject on me.

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Oh, what subject was that, Mr. Bell? You
know what I'm talking about.

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No, I don't. You haven't responded to my
notes. Oh, Mr. Bell, I can't do that.

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Why not?

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I'm not that kind of woman.

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What kind of woman does it take to
submit requisition forms?

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Requisition forms?

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Oh, I am that kind of woman.

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Good, good.

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Then I'll pick them up in your classroom
after school. After school?

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Oh, no, no, they'll, um, they'll be
ready sooner than that. Uh, during

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when the students are still there.

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Fine.

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And the glowing embers of a once
-burning heart slowly dim for another

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will be spent alone.

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Gee, guys, I have lost her.

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If there is to be a future, meet me
tomorrow after school in the cafeteria.

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Now this is hot.

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Really hot. She's going to burn.

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Hey, not so fast. Where's my paper?

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The deal was your paper for a date with
Lisa.

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That is not fair.

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It never is in matters of the heart.

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All right.

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Burns.

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Tom, we could just keep the noise down.
We could get started as soon as I finish

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these requisition forms.

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Blowing embers, burning hearts.

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What could have been?

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Nicky, I'm losing him. The guy's a
loser.

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He's afraid to step out from behind his
typewriter.

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Nicky, maybe he's shy.

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He's asked me to...

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Meet him today after school in the
cafeteria.

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Cafeteria? How romantic.

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What's the matter?

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Was the boiler room booked?

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I think we'll just take this out of
circulation during class.

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Miss Bliss.

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Now, last night's assignment was to read
the chapter on the Battle of New

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Orleans.

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Zach, would you tell us about it,
please?

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Well, it was in New Orleans, and what a
battle it was.

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Well,

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thank you.

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Miss Bliss.

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Oh, Mr. Bell.

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You know why I'm here, don't you?

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Yes. So?

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So.

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So.

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So. So, where are my requisition forms?

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Oh, they're on my desk.

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We're asking Zach about the Battle of
New Orleans, and he didn't know the

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answer.

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Then again, this morning, I fell off the
monkey bars and hit my head.

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Is this math class, Mom?

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reason why they should go any further.

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I'm very sorry. Oh, wait a minute now.
There's no reason for apologies.

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You're absolutely right.

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After all, you work very closely with
somebody for a few years. You get to

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comfortable with them and many, many
times you can mistake that closeness for

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something else.

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Exactly. You know, I'm glad you
understand.

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And just between you and me, Miss Bliss,
this type of thing has happened to me

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before.

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All right, so I was in the Army at the
time.

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How you doing, Miss Bliss?

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Mr. Belty?

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What are you two guys talking about?

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The school.

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Milo. You know, I've been here for three
years, and I think we have the best

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darn junior high school in all of
Indianapolis.

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You know, if I had kids, I'd want them
to go here.

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Of course, I'd have to get married.

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Actually, first I'd have to get a date,
so if you find a phone number... Milo?

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See, we were talking privately.

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I know, I know.

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I'm gone.

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But I'm going to find out about this
eventually.

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The pipes have ears.

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You mind me to have those fixed?

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Where were we? Oh, oh, yes, no.

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Miss Bliss, I am very, very fond of you
as a teacher.

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But that's as far as it goes. I'm sorry.

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Mr. Belding? Yes?

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What in the world are you talking about?

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The letter.

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Right.

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This letter. No.

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Oh, this letter.

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Let me see that.

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I didn't write this.

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I didn't write that.

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Uh -huh.

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Uh -huh what?

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I think I have a pretty good idea who's
behind this.

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Who?

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Why should I tell you? You just dumped
me.

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If I do, I want to be in the cafeteria
waiting when my prince arrives.

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Well, how do I look? You look great.

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That's it?

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What do you mean, that's it?

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I just told you, you look great.

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Looking great isn't enough.

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I need to look fabulous.

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Okay, you look fabulous.

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You don't mean it.

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the best I have ever seen you. I knew
it. Wish me luck.

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You wanted to see us?

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Sit down, boys.

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Now, is there anything either of you
want to tell me before I grade your term

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papers?

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Nope.

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Samuel?

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Um, what exactly do you mean by... Nope.

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I wrote Zach the screech.

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Sorry, I just can't help myself.

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And what did Zach promise to give you in
return?

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Nothing, I swear.

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He promised me a date with Lisa.

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Sorry, you know I can't stand torture.

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Lisa, of course, she was there too.

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And that's where these love letters come
into play?

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Where'd you get those?

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It's not important.

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What is important is they were typed on
the same typewriter as your term papers.

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They were just harmless letters.

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Maybe harmless to you.

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But you've no idea the embarrassment
they've caused.

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I'm sorry, Miss Bliss.

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Zach, the cute smile and apologies
aren't going to get you through life.

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Neither is taking advantage of people.

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Can I at least have another chance?

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I'll do my own report.

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I know you will.

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Unfortunately, I'm grading this paper a
zero.

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A zero?

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That's the worst you can get. Can I at
least have an F?

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Zero.

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As for you, Samuel, I can't let you go
unpunished.

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I'm lowering your grade to a D.

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That'll be all, boys.

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Thank you, Miss Bliss.

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Didn't Miss Bliss mean by you taking
advantage of people?

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She meant I took advantage of you.

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You did?

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Well, kind of.

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That's why I signed all those letters to
your secret admirer.

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Why? So Lisa wouldn't find out it was
you and Scream.

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Plus, I wanted my paper first.

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You did take advantage of me.

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Yeah, I did.

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I'm sorry.

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Just forget it.

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These last few days, they've been pretty
good.

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I mean, I've been in love.

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A great feeling.

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Where are you going?

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To the cafeteria to meet Winslow.

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Didn't you hear what I said? She's not
going to go out with you. I have to find

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out for myself.

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I don't want to spend the rest of my
life wondering if Zach Morris was wrong.

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You know, Screech, I'm not such a bad
guy after all.

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Thanks, Zach.

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Hey, Zach.

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You mind if I tell the other guys you
said that?

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Yeah.

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Go ahead and tell them.

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Nah, they never believed me anyway.