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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Ah, Audubon. My personal favorite.

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(SMooCHES)

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(MUFFLED GRoANING)

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Sory about the intrusion, sir,
but at least you've been ransacked

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by a man of impeccable taste.

7
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(BmARANGS WHIZZING)

8
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BOTH: Huh?

9
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Two days out of prison and you're
back to your old games, Penguin?

10
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You again, and again and again!

11
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(GAS HISSING)

12
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(MACHINE GUN FIRING)

13
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(GASPS)

14
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(SCREAMS)

15
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(GRoANS)

16
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No!

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(HUMMING)

18
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So today's the day, huh?

19
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Planning on making a big splash?

20
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No need.
They never forget the true elite.

21
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Well, they got a lot to remember you by.

22
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Ah, but this time, l'll reclaim my perch
in high society as an upstanding bird.

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l've learned my lesson. Never again.

24
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(GRUNTS)

25
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Come. The cream oF society awaits.

26
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A limousine is no doubt at the ready.

27
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GUARD: Oh, what's the matter, Penguin?

28
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Maybe the cream of society
has curdled, huh? (CHUCKLES)

29
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-(GROANS)
-(TIREs scREEcHINc)

30
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(EXCLAIMS)

31
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You coming or not?
l got a schedule, you know.

32
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And a lovely disposition to go with it.

33
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Well, this is hardly the style
to which l am accustomed.

34
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Glad you like it.

35
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(TIRES SCREECHING)

36
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VERONICA: l'm slipping, Pierce.

37
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Only 24 invitations this month.

38
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My dear, you're practically out.

39
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lt's high time you threw a party.

40
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And make it the biggest bash ever.

41
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Yes, yes, but how?

42
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l'm out oF charities
until spring at least,

43
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and there are
no interesting celebrities.

44
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Hmm.

45
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Remember when the Joker crashed
Mu Ffy Van Alten's last affair?

46
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He robbed us blind,
but hey, what a giggle.

47
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Yeah, it was amusing.
But the Joker's yesterday's news.

48
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Then have a peek at today's.

49
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Ooh.

50
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l love it!

51
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l'd best prepare myseIF
for the welcoming throngs.

52
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Well, fellow rogues,
it's great to be back.

53
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lf you're trying to surprise me,
you're doing an excellent job.

54
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Say, who's there? Two-Face? Croc?

55
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Joker, old ghoe.

56
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BATMAN: None of the above, Penguin.

57
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Oh, no! Not you.

58
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Get used to it.

59
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Wherever you go,
l'll be right behind you.

60
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Precisely where you belong.

61
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But you needn't bother.
Haven't you heard? l've reformed.

62
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Paid my debt to society and all that.

63
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We'll see.

64
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l just came to tell you
to keep your beak clean.

65
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As long as you're here,

66
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won't you stay for a cappuccino?

67
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(CoUGHING)

68
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Just what l need, a bat in my belfry.

69
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(PHoNE RINGING)

70
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Hold on. Hold on, l'm coming. Hello.

71
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Mr. Cobblepot? Veronica Vreeland here.

72
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Veronica Vreeland?

73
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The Veronica Vreeland?

74
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Yes. And l'm sure there's
only one Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot.

75
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l've so wanted to meet you.

76
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You have?

77
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Are you free for dinner tomorrow?
7:OO-ish at Angelo's?

78
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They do a darling ca(amari.

79
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Oh, certa�nement, my dear.
l'll see you there.

80
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(BoTH LAUGHING)

81
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(PENGUIN LAUGHING)

82
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And get this.

83
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Then l said,
''But, Warden, those aren't my pants.''

84
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(LAUGHING)

85
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(LAUGHS)

86
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Oh, Ozzie, you are such a rogue.

87
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(GULPS)

88
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Ah, si, signore, a table for two?

89
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ls that who l think it is?

90
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Come along, Binky. We've already
been robbed once this year.

91
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(HoST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

92
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Such an enchanting evening.

93
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But tell me, my dear,
what are you hatching?

94
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Whatever do you mean?

95
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There's more to our encounter
than meets my eagle eye, isn't there?

96
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Why, Oswald,
how could you think such a thing?

97
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l've always been captivated
by your... Your rapacious wit.

98
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Not to mention that fine Roman nose.

99
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Naturally. Come, let us fly, my dove.

100
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Gar_on, the check, if you please.

101
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With respect, signore, the management
offers the meal with his compliments

102
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if you will just leave.

103
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They seem to know you quite well.
Have you eaten here before?

104
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l've been known to stop by
for a quick carryout.

105
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Hey, l smell money.

106
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By the by, Ozzie, in two days,
l'm throwing a small do,

107
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intimate almost, just 100 or so
of my dearest Friends.

108
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l'd be delighted.
You are inviting me, aren't you?

109
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Yes!

110
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Okay, you know the drill, fatso.
Wallet, jewels, cough them up.

111
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You insolent curs.
Don't you know who l am?

112
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Not with that ugly mask you're wearing.

113
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Take him, boys.

114
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En garde!

115
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(GRoWLS)

116
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(GRoANS)

117
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(CHUCKLES)

118
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(SCREAMS)

119
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That's too fine a collar
for a mongrel like you.

120
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(PENGUIN GRoANING)

121
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(GASPS)

122
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(BmMAN PUNCHING)

123
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(SCREAMING)

124
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(CoNTINUES SCREAMING)

125
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Come on, you rotten...

126
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(THUG STRAINING)

127
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(STRAINING)

128
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l knew you couldn't stay clean
for more than one day.

129
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Let him go. He didn't do anything.
It was those brutes.

130
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He wasn't with them?

131
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That's right, you vulgar vigilante.

132
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ln my day, l associated with
a much higher class oF riffraff.

133
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l'm so sory, Ozzie.

134
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As long as you weren't bruised,
my peach.

135
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''peach''?.

136
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Why don't you be a good masked man
and ride off into the night.

137
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This time, l'll clean up after you.

138
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PIERCE: He Fenced with his umbrella?
How droll.

139
00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:12,801
This Penguin will
absolutely make your party.

140
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You know, it was
quite touching actually.

141
00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:18,101
lt's not often that a man
rushes to my rescue.

142
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Unfortunately, he wants to see me again.

143
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,801
Who's that, Veronica?

144
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,001
l've heard you're running around
with a dangerous crowd.

145
00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:27,134
Well, keep it under your hat, Brucie,

146
00:11:27,199 --> 00:11:29,768
but, l've just snagged
the Penguin for my party.

147
00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:30,833
Why?

148
00:11:31,466 --> 00:11:33,167
PIERCE: For the entertainment, dodo.

149
00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:37,503
Can't you just see their faces
when that stuffed capon waddles in?

150
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,835
l'd think twice if l were you.

151
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,135
Oh, lighten up, Wayne.

152
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After all, he is NOKD.

153
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''Not our kind, dear.''

154
00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:53,636
Better be careful that your little joke
doesn't come home to roost.

155
00:12:02,867 --> 00:12:06,003
(SINGING)

156
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(SINGING ALoNG)

157
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(CHUCKLES NERVoUSLY)

158
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(CHUCKLING)

159
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So you're the president
of Gotham First Federal.

160
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l hope you've beefed up your security.

161
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:18,603
Those time locks were easy
to circumnavigate, as l recall.

162
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,801
Sir, you leave me at a loss for words.

163
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l certainly left you
at a loss for funds.

164
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(LAUGHS)

165
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,202
Lovely dress. Prison chic?

166
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Makes her look like
a gathering of Cell Block 3. fCHUCKLES)

167
00:13:34,466 --> 00:13:37,869
Say, isn't that Mayor Hill? Hey, Hammy!

168
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,467
He's beautiful.

169
00:13:41,032 --> 00:13:43,033
Can you imagine tomorrow's papers?

170
00:13:43,366 --> 00:13:46,769
There's not enough ink
to print all his faux pas. (CHUCKLES)

171
00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:50,635
l don't know, Pierce.
l've got a bad feeling about this.

172
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:04,668
Admiring the Vreeland iewelry,
Mr. Cobblepot?

173
00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,101
Ah, Mr. Wayne, isn't it?

174
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:10,602
Actually, l was thinking of
adding this to her collection.

175
00:14:13,099 --> 00:14:14,133
l'm sorry.

176
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,302
Maybe the rumors of your reform
are not exaggerated.

177
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,336
Anything's possible
when love is involved.

178
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,001
lf you'll excuse me.

179
00:14:29,099 --> 00:14:30,867
PIERCE: Oh, will you relax?

180
00:14:31,032 --> 00:14:32,199
You've done him a favor.

181
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:33,700
VERONICA: But, Pierce...

182
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,500
You said it yourself.

183
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:40,769
That fat bird would never get invited
to a party like this,

184
00:14:41,032 --> 00:14:44,769
not with those clothes,
that waddle, those flippers.

185
00:14:45,366 --> 00:14:46,366
Oswald!

186
00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:50,036
Did she mention my fine Roman nose?

187
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,301
(GRoWLS)

188
00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:56,501
-(COUGHING)
-(vERoNIcA scREAms)

189
00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:58,335
-Who was that?
-WOMAN: What happened?

190
00:14:58,533 --> 00:14:59,834
MAN 1: What's going on?
MAN 2: Good heavens.

191
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,166
Pierce?

192
00:15:05,132 --> 00:15:07,267
He took her.

193
00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:19,767
(WHIRRING)

194
00:15:30,466 --> 00:15:32,768
Well, it's been over 2_ hours.

195
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:37,503
l assure you that every available man
is on this case, Mr. Chapman.

196
00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:40,968
lt's times like these when l wonder
why we pay you people.

197
00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:42,967
Listen here, you simpering little twit!

198
00:15:43,299 --> 00:15:45,134
You were foolish enough
to invite the Penguin.

199
00:15:45,299 --> 00:15:46,466
Now it's his party.

200
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,834
(WHIRRING)

201
00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:49,335
(GLASS SHMERING)

202
00:15:55,967 --> 00:15:57,001
PIERCE: What is it?

203
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,800
The ransom note.

204
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,135
He wants $1 million from her trust.

205
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:07,368
Petty cash. Easily done.

206
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,434
There's iust one catch, Mr. Chapman.

207
00:16:10,299 --> 00:16:13,135
-He wants you to make the drop.
-The drop?

208
00:16:26,299 --> 00:16:27,833
Huh? (GASPS)

209
00:16:44,132 --> 00:16:45,366
(GASPS)

210
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,801
(MEoWS)

211
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,201
(SIGHS)

212
00:16:50,299 --> 00:16:53,101
''Go to the corner
of Barr and Englehart.''

213
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,433
Look sharp, boys.

214
00:16:58,833 --> 00:16:59,833
Shouldn't be long now.

215
00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:06,167
(PHoNE RINGING)

216
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,166
Hello?

217
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:15,633
PENGUIN: Boo!

218
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:17,535
PIERCE: Penguin, is that you?

219
00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:20,034
lt's Pierce. l've got the money.

220
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,202
l knew l could count on your kind.

221
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,434
Right, l'll iust leave it here,

222
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,468
and you can pick it up
at your convenience.

223
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,268
Not quite, my friend.

224
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,668
Take exactly one step out ofthe booth,

225
00:17:32,132 --> 00:17:34,267
turn left and start walk�ng.

226
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,800
How far?

227
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,835
You'll know when you get there.

228
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,367
(PIERCE SCREAMING)

229
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,935
We lost him in the sewers.

230
00:18:05,132 --> 00:18:09,703
PENGUIN: Time to disembark.
Don't forget your luggage. (CHUCKLES)

231
00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:14,335
That's right,
just follow my mellifluous chirp.

232
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,168
(GASPS) What's happening?

233
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:30,867
VERONICA: Pierce!

234
00:18:31,766 --> 00:18:33,200
Oh, my Lord!

235
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:35,433
Help!

236
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,468
l believe you two know each other.

237
00:18:39,299 --> 00:18:41,000
Hey, what is this?

238
00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:46,003
The end of the show,
when the fat bird sings. fCHUCKLES)

239
00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:50,800
Ah!

240
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:54,969
Please, Oswald. If it's money you want,
l can get you more.

241
00:18:55,766 --> 00:18:56,766
Shut up!

242
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,869
All l wanted from you, dearie,
was a little friendship.

243
00:19:00,099 --> 00:19:04,303
That would've cost you nothing.
But now you'll pay.

244
00:19:05,466 --> 00:19:06,633
Huh?

245
00:19:09,099 --> 00:19:12,635
l believe this calls for
an acceleration of my plans.

246
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,468
lt's been smashing.

247
00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:22,835
Oswald, it needn't end this way.

248
00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:26,803
l truly was growing fond of you.
We might've been friends.

249
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:30,034
-We still might.
-Yes, we all might.

250
00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:31,666
Sorry.

251
00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,701
'''Tis better to have loved and lost,''

252
00:19:34,099 --> 00:19:35,099
and made a small profit,

253
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,368
''than never to have loved at all.''

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(GRUNTS)

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Fashionably late, l see.

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On to Act 2.

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(WHIRRING)

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(EXPLoSloN)

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Tally-ho!

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And who says opera has to be boring?

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-No!
-Help!

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(PENGUIN LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

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(VERoNICA SCREAMING)

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(BoTH GASP)

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We'll end this on a high note.

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(SCREAMS)

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Whoa!

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(SCREAMING)

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No! (GRUNTING)

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Careful. Careful.

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VERONICA: Oswald,

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l really was growing Fond of you.

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lt's too bad this had to happen.

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l suppose it's true what they say.

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Society is to blame.

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High society.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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