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♪ I'm goin' down
to South America ♪

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♪ Have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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♪ I'm goin' down
to South America ♪

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♪ Leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day
or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪

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♪ I'm headin' on up
to South America ♪

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♪ See if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ So come on down
to South America ♪

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♪ Meet some friends of mine ♪

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Eric?

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Sweetie, what's wrong?

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Nothing!

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I don't want to talk about it.

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Obviously there's something.

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It's just,

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I was getting bullied at school.

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-You got bullied?
-Who bullied you?

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Like, Tolkien and Kyle.

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They called me chubby wubby.

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I'm so sorry, honey.

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Kids can be very mean.

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Mom, I don't want to be
bullied anymore.

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Do you think... do you think
maybe I could get a bicycle?

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So that I can, like, get out
of the house and exercise?

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Oh, honey, yes, there's lots
of ways we can exercise.

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Yeah, but no, I think a
bicycle would be the best thing

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because then all the kids can
see me really trying hard

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and they won't say these
horrible things

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they say about me!

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-Honey, it's OK.
-It's OK.

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Sure, we can get you a bicycle.

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Yes!

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Can I help you guys?

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Yes, we're looking
to get my son a bicycle.

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I want this one!

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Oh, well,
that's a Class 3 e-bike.

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Yes, Class 3's got pedal-assist

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up to 27 miles an hour!

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Eric, that's $2,000.

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You're gonna just let kids
at school bully me?

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You want me to stay inside all
day and be a fat fuck, Mom?

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That's a very specific
kind of bike, ma'am.

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I can sell it to you, but
there's a lot of restrictions

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where your son can ride it.

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He'd have to respect a lot
of rules of the road.

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-Oh, my God.
-I will be so respectful.

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Kyle!

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Kyle!

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Yeah! Yes!

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Suck my dick, Kyle!

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I got a Class 3 e-bike, bitch!

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Waah! Waah!

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That's you crying, Kyle,
'cause you don't have one.

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-Yeah!
-Aw.

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Check it out, bro,
Class 3 e-bike!

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-Cool, huh?
-Ah!

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Suck my dick, Kenny!

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Stan!

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Stan, you gotta get out here!

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Suck my dick!

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Class 3, motherfucker!

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Your mom got you one?

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Yeah, isn't it sweet?

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You gotta suck my dick now.

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Ah!

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I'm gonna get a hoodie
and a face-covering

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and make everyone in town
suck my dick.

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Suck my dick.

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Excuse me.

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Gotta suck my dick.

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Suck it!

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Yeah!

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Yes!

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Ah!

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Whee!

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I'm sorry, Stanley,
but the answer is no.

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But Mom,
even Cartman has one now.

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Clyde has an e-bike.
Tolkien has an e-bike

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Craig and Wendy.

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Those electric bikes cost
thousands of dollars, Stan.

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Where are we supposed to
find the money?

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I'll pay for part of it!

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I got 200 bucks from Grampa.

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Stan, even if I said yes,

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it's your dad
you have to worry about.

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You know how your father feels
about e-bikes.

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Those goddamn kids
almost killed me again!

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How can they let children
go 40 miles an hour

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in a bike lane
designed for real bikers?

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I'm telling you guys,

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South America
is just not safe anymore.

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Well, Dad, maybe you should
get an e-bike, too.

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Then you can go as fast
as they do.

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Yeah, no thanks.

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Bikes are for being healthy.

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You're just jealous.

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Jealous?! Of what?

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Of something that does
all the work for you?

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You know what
they used to call things

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that did all the work for you?

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Slaves!

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Yeah, that was a good idea,
Shelley.

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No issues there.

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Dad, a lot of my friends
have e-bikes, OK, and...

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Yeah, and they're hanging out
in gangs and doing wheelies

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and probably smoking weed, OK?

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I was young once, too,
but now I'm a healthy cyclist

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and I'll be damned
if some pot-smoking kids

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are gonna ride in my bike lanes!

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This is so unfair.

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My parents said the same thing...

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e-bikes are too unsafe,
too expensive.

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Well, hey, fellas!

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-Butters?
-Yeah, check out my new bike!

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Oh, great, Butters' parents
even get him a bike.

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Nah, I bought this off
of Tolkien for 400 bucks

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'cause he got a new one.

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And I'm no telling my parents,

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so I'm wearing this
face-covering.

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Well, that's great, Butters.

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Not everyone has 400 bucks.

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Well, why don't you guys just

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go down to the Chinese bike shop?

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Chinese e-bikes?

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Are they just as good
as regular ones?

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No, they suck, but at least
you'd have something.

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-Welcome to City E-bike.
-Take your order, please.

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Yeah, we heard you have
really cheap e-bikes.

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Oh, yeah, we have all kind of
city e-bikes.

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Chinese e-bike very dependable.

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Only 60% chance it blow up
in your garage.

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Well, I have 200 bucks,
and I want to buy one

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for me and both of my friends.

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$200 for all three?

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Oh, you want a Super City E-Bike.

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They go just as fast,

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but they are 92% chance
to blow up in your garage.

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-Oh, sweet, bro!
-We'll take them.

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Yeah, thanks, Stan!

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OK, great, I just need you
to sign waiver

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for your ride ability.

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Our ride ability?

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Yeah, you go fast on e-bike,
you kill people.

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Your liability.

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You sign waiver,
I'm not liable, you are.

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OK, sign here saying you will
not ride a City e-bike

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in the street.
Wink, wink.

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And sign here...
you are 16 years old older.

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Wink, wink.

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Just initial here...
Chinese City e-bike

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probably gonna blow up
in your garage.

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You agree not to ride
a City e-bike in a bike lane.

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Wink, wink.

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Sign here,
you're gonna do a wheelie.

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But really,
I know you gonna do a wheelie.

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Wink, wink.

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And sign, sign here,
and a sign, wink there.

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Here a sign, there a wink,
everywhere a wink, wink.

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OK, congratulation!

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That's $200.

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Oh, these goddamn guys.

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-Fuck you.
-Go around!

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Go around!

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Excuse me for being healthy.

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You could be healthy
a little more

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to the right side of the road

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instead of slowing
everybody down.

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Oh, I'm slow?

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I get all the way across
South America in 15 minutes.

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You try that in traffic.

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Hey!

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Goddamn fucking kids!

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Yeah!

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You like that?

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You think you're fast?

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And this little kid totally
swerves in front of me.

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Makes me crash into a car

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and just speeds off
like nothing happened.

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Damn e-bikes!

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South America's overrun
with them.

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They should be illegal.

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And where are the parents
in this?

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You know, I wouldn't let my
child hang out in biker gangs

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with face-coverings,
popping wheelies,

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probably doing drugs.

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Of course they're doing drugs!

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I used to smoke weed
when I was younger

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Now it's up to us healthy guys
to make our streets safe.

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We need to go on Google

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and ask how to get the laws
changed in South America.

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Whee!

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And so, officer,

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we think that e-bikes should
be made illegal

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so that South America
can be safe again.

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And we'd like to offer you
this cash and some cigars.

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You want to bribe me
with cash and cigars

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to change electric bike laws?

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That's what Google told me
to do, yes.

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Look, we'd love to have
the things regulated,

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but we can't get
the government to care.

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If you ask me, this whole
country's gone to shit.

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But hopefully things will get
better in November.

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That's when "Grand Theft
Auto VI" comes out.

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Well, somebody
has to do something.

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We need to get these kids off
the streets and back inside,

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-on their phones.
-Yeah!

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And if you guys
won't do anything,

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then the South American
Cycling Club will.

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A big change has come
to a small mountain town,

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and many local residents
are furious...

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about kids on their e-bikes.

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They travel in groups.

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Many conceal their faces,

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and with powerful
electric motors,

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these kids are starting
to form biker gangs.

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These kids are everywhere.

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I mean, they're just tearing
all up and down South America.

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What are we supposed to do?

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South America used to be
a quiet place.

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But now you got these kids
just going hog wild.

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It's an outrage!

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I've lived in South America
all my life

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and I've never seen anything
like this.

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These kids almost killed me
on the sidewalk

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and then told me
to suck their dick.

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Uh-huh.

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And when you rolled over
and sucked a dick

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with the change in the town name,

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did you feel any outrage then?

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Plenty of upset people here,

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and the question
on everyone's mind:

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Is the e-bike change permanent?

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♪ Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshinoya ♪

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♪ Yoshinoya, Yoshinoya ♪

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Hey!

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How's it going?

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-Stan?
-Kenny?

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What's up, dude?

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See ya, Cartman.

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Kyle!

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Hey!

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God damn it!

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-This is so awesome!
-Come on, Kenny!

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Yeah, I fucking love you guys!

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♪ Yoshinoya, Yoshinoya ♪

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Eric, what happened?

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I got bullied again!

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Who bullied you now?

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-K-Kyle and those guys.
-I showed them my new bike.

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I told them
they had to suck my dick.

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But then they just went

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and bought bikes
that are faster than mine!

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Eric, Eric, slow down.

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Tell me exactly what happened.

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Yesterday,
when I got my new bike,

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00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,629
I went to Kyle
and I said really nicely

260
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,283
that he had to suck my dick,

261
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:02,156
and then I told the other guys
they could suck my dick too,

262
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:05,159
but they just went and got
bikes that go faster than me!

263
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,988
I don't understand what
you want me to do, sweetie.

264
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,773
Can you just call Kyle's mom

265
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,597
and tell her that Kyle
still has to suck my dick

266
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,777
and take away his e-bike?

267
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,561
Honey, no, no,
I'm not doing that.

268
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,738
I don't wanna get bullied
anymore, Mom!

269
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,653
Can you please just get me
a speed unlock dongle?

270
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,395
What's a speed unlock dongle?

271
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,884
Hey, Roger, you wanna be
in our biker gang?

272
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,323
There's kids on e-bikes
destroying our city,

273
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,804
and the stupid bureaucrats
won't do anything about it.

274
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,806
Yeah, this country's gone
to hell.

275
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,939
Hopefully things will be better
in November.

276
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,746
That's when "Grand Theft Auto
VI" comes out.

277
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,029
Yeah, I know, but right now,

278
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,161
we decided to take matters
into our own hands.

279
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,598
We know who's selling
these things to kids.

280
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,163
Well, if I'm going to join you,

281
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,300
I need to ask you something
first.

282
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:02,477
Yeah?

283
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,609
Who's got
some electrolyte packets?

284
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,853
Oh, my God, these old farts
and their bicycles.

285
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,527
-Welcome City E-Bikes.
-Take your order, please?

286
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:56,748
So you're the guy that's been
selling death traps to kids.

287
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,181
Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

288
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,056
Those kids sign a waiver.

289
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,842
It not my fault the bikes
blew up in the garage.

290
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,193
-"Blew up in the garage"?
-What is he talking about?

291
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,152
Oh, Chinese e-bikes didn't
blow up in the garage?

292
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,675
Wow, that's great

293
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,373
Hey, hey, no touchy, please!

294
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,897
Oh, what, you mean these?

295
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,204
-Hey!
-Hey, hey, that's fragile!

296
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,335
It looks fragile.

297
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,598
Hey, whoa!

298
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:21,991
Whoa, what you guys doing?

299
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,863
You messed with the wrong people.

300
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,429
Help!

301
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,170
Stop! Please!

302
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,651
Ah! Please!

303
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,007
-Oh, my God, dude.
-Is this just the best or what?

304
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:41,010
Yeah, I just feel so independent.

305
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,529
We're not stuck inside
on our phones.

306
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,009
We're, like, out doing shit,
you know?

307
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,228
I mean, look at Kenny.
Seriously.

308
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,552
Have you ever seen him
this happy?

309
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:50,324
-Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
-Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

310
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,935
He does seem to really be
coming out of his shell.

311
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,545
I think if my dad
really understood

312
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,983
how this made me feel,
he'd be OK with it.

313
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,159
Dude, you thinking
of telling your parents?

314
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,856
'Cause I ain't telling my mom
nothing.

315
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,814
-Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
-I don't know.

316
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,116
I'm just saying that I'm feeling

317
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,513
a certain maturity right now.

318
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:08,168
Maybe there's a way to make
our parents be reasonable.

319
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,563
Mr. Kim?

320
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,827
Mr. Kim!

321
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,568
Can you tell us who did this
to you?

322
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,135
Ah.

323
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,137
It was

324
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,923
some biker gang.

325
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,098
Ah!

326
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,364
Jesus, Mitch,
these kids on their e-bikes

327
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:31,843
are getting worse all the time.

328
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,194
What are we supposed to do?

329
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,544
It's up to us
to make our streets safe.

330
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,199
We need to get on Google
and ask how the police

331
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:42,767
can respond to gang violence
in South America.

332
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:51,341
More changes today as a small
mountain town just continues

333
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,865
to roll over and suck a dick.

334
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,780
Youth biker gangs here
now appear to be

335
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,044
attacking local businesses.

336
00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,350
This bike store behind me
was attacked,

337
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,700
along with
a Chinese bike business

338
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,007
and the e-bike section
of Walmart.

339
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:08,184
But just what do these
young biker gangs want?

340
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,925
This young man says
he's the leader

341
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,666
of the youth biker gangs.

342
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:12,928
To protect his identity,

343
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,148
we'll simply call him El Gordo.

344
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,758
Yeah, it's pretty cool

345
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,669
'cause everyone is scared now
and they have to suck my dick.

346
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,936
And, you know, we don't care
about anybody,

347
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,503
and I have
a high speed dongle now,

348
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,027
so Kyle has to suck my dick
again too.

349
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,899
And what if this Kyle
responded to you saying,

350
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,555
"That fat fuck can't even go 15
'cause of his fat ass"?

351
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,428
You... you talked to Kyle?

352
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:37,692
Police are trying to find
the owner of Keller's Bicycles,

353
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,955
who appears to be hiding
from these vicious

354
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,827
South American biker gangs.

355
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,315
We gotta make sure

356
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:55,188
this Keller Bike Shop guy
doesn't squeal.

357
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,407
He won't if he knows
what's good for him.

358
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,192
Look, I'm sorry,
but we're all out

359
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,150
of whey-based protein powder, OK?

360
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:02,934
Then get us some pea protein.

361
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,501
You know who you're dealing with?

362
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,288
Excuse me.

363
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,115
Excuse me!

364
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,252
I just, uh, wanted
to let you know

365
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:19,473
that not all us e-bike kids
are the same, you know?

366
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,606
Not all of us are
riding on sidewalks

367
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:23,999
and causing problems.

368
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,001
That's a very small minority
of us.

369
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,569
A very fat but small minority.

370
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,093
So what?

371
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,182
You calling
for some kind of truce?

372
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,445
We just wanna enjoy our bikes.

373
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,491
Can't we maybe
just work together?

374
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,235
Well, maybe you're right, kid.

375
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:45,412
Maybe we can all come
to some kind of agreement.

376
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,236
Why don't you sit down
and have a Jamba Juice,

377
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,763
see if we can work it out.

378
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,112
OK. Sounds good.

379
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,028
Get on Google, find out

380
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,552
how South American biker gangs
deal with each other.

381
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,384
Kenny, what'd they say?

382
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,111
They were actually
pretty cool about it.

383
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,432
-Really?
-Damn, good job, Kenny.

384
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:06,777
Yeah, we talked about it,
and they said

385
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,461
we could probably come
to an understanding.

386
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:09,914
Oh, thank God.

387
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,477
And now Cartman can't ruin it
for the rest of us.

388
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,004
Yeah, I told you guys
it'd be fine.

389
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,963
I gotta get home.
See you tomorrow.

390
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,206
Yeah, see you guys tomorrow.

391
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,701
Maybe we can ride our bikes
to school.

392
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:18,749
Yeah, sweet!

393
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,107
-Holy shit!
-Kenny!

394
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,954
What's going on?

395
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,696
Stan lost a really good
friend today, Randy.

396
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,742
You wanna tell your dad, honey?

397
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,439
Me and my friends,

398
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,920
we just wanted to be
like everyone else.

399
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:02,271
So we went and got e-bikes.

400
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,795
And then Kenny's exploded,
and he died.

401
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,843
Wait, that was Kenny?

402
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,279
You heard about it?

403
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,411
It was awful.

404
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,282
He was so happy too.

405
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,851
He thought he'd really found
his voice for once.

406
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:19,636
Did they find the bomb?

407
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:20,942
Well, no, it wasn't a bomb.

408
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,287
Probably the battery just blew up

409
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,293
'cause we signed
for our ride ability.

410
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,077
Well, yeah,
they're just dangerous.

411
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,732
That's what I've been trying
to tell everybody.

412
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:29,951
And I didn't listen.

413
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,866
I'm sorry, Dad.

414
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,868
This is all my fault.

415
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:36,131
Hey, listen.

416
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,394
This is not your fault, Stan.

417
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,180
It's everyone's fault
who got an e-bike.

418
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,312
It's too bad
it took someone having to die

419
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,922
to open people's eyes.

420
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:48,448
-Yeah.
-I know one thing.

421
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:52,365
That this community is going
to come together over this.

422
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,845
Because that's what
South America does.

423
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,154
We're all united in grief.

424
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:02,375
But as South America always does,

425
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:05,682
we will find solace
in each other.

426
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:10,252
I am so inspired by the way
our town has come together,

427
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:13,908
and as mayor, I am honored
to officially announce

428
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:17,477
the Kenny McCormick
E-Bike Ordinance.

429
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:23,222
♪ We are South America ♪

430
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:28,749
♪ Where the cold north wind
blows ♪

431
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:34,407
♪ If you're driving through
our mountain town ♪

432
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:38,106
♪ I just think
you should know ♪

433
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,326
No! Not my dick! My dick!

434
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:45,374
♪ That we are
South America ♪

435
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:51,162
♪ And that
northern mountain sun ♪

436
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:56,733
♪ Always be South America ♪

437
00:20:56,820 --> 00:21:02,696
♪ We won't change for anyone ♪

438
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:08,223
♪ Two words that bring a smile
to my mouth ♪

439
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,747
♪ America ♪

440
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,097
♪ And south ♪

441
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:16,275
♪ We are South America ♪

442
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:25,066
♪ We are South America ♪

443
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:30,376
♪ And that
northern mountain sun ♪

444
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:36,382
♪ Always be South America ♪

445
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:41,474
♪ We won't change for anyone ♪