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Hey, George, here you go.

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I feel pretty good about this. I think I
got a good shot at winning the contest.

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Nice job, brother. You're in the lead.
Really?

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All right, Reno!

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Oh, now you're in second.

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Third.

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Hey, Ernie, you're back in the lead.
Really?

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No, how could that be possible?

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All right, everyone, the contest is
over. I need your productivity numbers.

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Let's see who's going to Reno.

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Hey, George, ask me where I'm going.

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I already know where you're going, Mom.
It's hot, full of sinners, and you'll be

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dating Hitler. That's his punishment.

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No, I'm going to Reno because I am going
to win the contest. I asked around.

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Nobody's got as good a number as mine.

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No way. You made these up.

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Uh -uh. Go out there and check the
warehouse.

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See, I haven't worked so hard since I
tried to teach you how to spell cat.

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You never taught me anything. You just
punished me.

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Wasn't hooked on phonics. I was hooked
to a radiator.

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Look, I know that I have got the highest
number. So, like I told the guy I

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picked up at Thirsty's last night, cut
the chit -chat and give Mama what she

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came for.

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All right.

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Everyone gather round.

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Look, I just want to thank you all for
working so hard this last month.

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You're all winners and you all should be
going to Reno.

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I said should!

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Only one of you is going.

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Just hand out the trip.

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Okay, Mom.

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The winner is... Gina Sorenstam. I dare
him to go to Reno!

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This is crap!

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I should have won and you know it! I had
the highest numbers!

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Age don't count, sweetheart.

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I just want everyone to know that I did
not sleep with George to get this.

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a trip for two and I don't have anyone
to take with me.

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Sleeping in a king -sized bed is going
to be awfully lonely.

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Without a king.

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A fine -ass king.

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Gina, the hotel in Reno doesn't have
turndown service, but I do. No.

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You fixed it. You're crazy. No, I should
have won, but you just couldn't let me,

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could you? Huh? Because you know why?
You have never won anything in your

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life. Hey, I won lots of things. You
just weren't there to see it. A Little

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League championship, a battle of the
bands, funniest kid in third grade.

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Where does a skunk go to college?

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P .U.

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It still holds up.

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So that's why you wouldn't let me win
this trip, huh? Because I missed a few

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things? Mom, it's over. You lost.

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Get back to work. No, it's not over.

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You screwed me, and now I am going to
get you.

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It's payback time.

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Oh, uh, what are you going to do, raise
me again?

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There's nothing you can do to hurt me
now.

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We'll see about that.

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one of your loved ones will die.

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This can't be happening.

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You had a lifetime guarantee I was
supposed to go first.

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You!

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How does it feel to have something
stolen from you? Hurt, doesn't it? If

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touch another one of my clubs, Mom, I
swear to God, I will take your... I will

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hurt your...

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Damn it, there's nothing she cares
about.

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What is going on? We had a productivity
contest at work, and my mom's mad

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because she lost. Don't call me mom.

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You are not my son anymore.

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Yes!

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Finally, the nightmare ends.

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Maybe now I can find a real mom. I'm
going to put an ad in the paper.

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Looking for non -smoker.

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Must be adult height.

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Angie, he cheated me. I should have won.
I had the highest numbers.

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Is that true?

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Did he have the highest numbers? Look,
she's been cheating on her time card for

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years. What does that have to do with
this contest?

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I did the work.

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Well, whoever did the most work should
win. I mean, George, you have to be a

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of your word. Why?

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She's never been a man of her word.

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I said if I got a B, that I could go to
Treetop Rangers camp.

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Well, I got the B.

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But you never let me go, did you, Mom?

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Oh, my God.

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That was like 30 years ago.

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When did this stop?

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Boy, the bucket never comes up empty
from your pity well, does it?

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While all the kids were camping and
getting Indian names, I was alone in the

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backyard.

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So I had to come up with my own name,
Boy Who Plays With Himself.

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After I told the other rangers my name,
nobody would do the secret handshake

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with me anymore.

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George, George, I am so sorry that I
didn't let you go camping.

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I'm sorry I wasn't the perfect mom, but
I won this trip fair and square.

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You just don't get it, do you? Angie,
explain to my mom why I can't give her

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trip. Explain.

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Too wrong, don't make a right.

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That's a weird way to put it, but thank
you.

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I was talking about you.

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What?

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As horrible as she was to you, and you
were horrible.

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That was in the past. You can't punish
her for that now.

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Are you siding with my mom?

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George, right is right.

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No!

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You're my wife.

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I support you. You support me.

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Think very carefully about the next
thing you say.

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Are you siding with my mom? I'm siding
with your mom.

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I don't think you understood me.

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Because I will leave this house right
now unless you back me up. So, are you

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siding with your husband or are you
siding with my mom? I'm siding with your

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mom. Last chance!

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Your mom. Yeah!

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And our waitress is beautiful.

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So fool, ask her out.

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No way, she's out of my league.

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Here you go, boys. Two more shots of
mezcal. Anything else I can get you?

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Uh, yeah, my friend has something he
wants to ask you.

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Ask her, man, ask.

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Ask her.

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Um, I was wondering, um, Friday night
around seven, um,

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what's your soup gonna be?

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We don't have soup. Sorry for wasting
your time.

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My bad. Wow, she didn't go for the soup
line. She's obviously a lesbian.

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What's your soup? Da loco, what's your
soup?

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Ali, you don't have to take it out on me
just because you have problems at home.

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I can't believe Angie took my mom's side
after all that that woman's done to me.

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Hey, George, you might have had a rough
childhood, but you got a great life now.

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Okay, you got Angie, a great family. You
managed the plant. You got Angie.

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You said Angie twice.

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Did I?

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I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.

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Dude, all I know is for somebody who has
a better life than I do, you should

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complain a lot.

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You know what? That's easy for you to
say. You had a great mom.

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Don't drink that, George.

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You got the one with the worm, man. That
thing has all kinds of weird

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psychedelic properties.

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No, it doesn't.

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Hey, maybe I'll have a psychedelic
vision and forget all about my horrible

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Nope. Nothing.

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See? I'm fine with that. Hello.

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Okay. Hey, but if you start feeling
weird, lock me! No!

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trying to make you more comfortable.

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What was that? Hey, what did you do to
me?

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Kicked you, funny bunny.

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Warm cinnamon roll?

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What's going on?

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Oh, you dozed off watching TV.

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Where am I? You're home, Angel.

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Home?

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Angel? Hey, are you drunk?

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Drinking before five.

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I don't think so.

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Look at all these pictures of me.

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Yes, it's almost time to put up the
summer ones.

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So I live here with you? Well, until you
meet a girl who's good enough for you.

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And you know, I don't think someone like
that really exists.

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00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:15,160
You know, I had the weirdest dream.

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That you were always mean to me, telling
me that my head was too big.

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You could never.

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God made your head that way so it could
cradle that big, wonderful brain.

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Lemonade?

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00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:34,530
What's this?

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Oh, that's the weekend you went camping
with the treetop rangers.

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I went?

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What are you doing there?

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I went to the dance. mother silly. Oh,
we had the best time ever.

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Well, you must remember that cub at Mama
Bear's side.

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That's my Indian name.

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Yes, and it's still true.

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I love you.

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I love you, Mom.

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I love you more.

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This is weird.

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Your hair smells like shampoo instead of
cigarettes.

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I don't know what's going on, but it's
awesome.

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Joe!

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I'll see you at lunch, Mom. Oh,
actually, honey, we need to talk. Now,

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upset, but word around the factory is
that there are going to be some layoffs,

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and your name has been mentioned. Me?
What did I just...

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Don't you worry about a thing.

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It doesn't matter to me if you keep this
job or not. I'll always love you.

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You'll always be cub at Mama Bear's
side.

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All right, everyone.

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I'm afraid we're going to have to let
some of you go.

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It's a hard decision to make, so I'm not
going to do it.

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I'm going to turn it over to the best
damn manager this plan ever had.

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That would be me. Watch out.

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Hello.

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Thanks, Mel. I got it from here.

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00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:24,920
Now, I'm going to give you all a chance
to fight for your job, all right?

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George, you're first.

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Ernie. Ernie, I just want you to know,
if my job is in jeopardy, I'll do

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anything you want.

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00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:38,660
You say jump, I'll say... On what?

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Good to know, Gina.

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I'm going to get right to the point,
George.

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In your department, I've got to fire one
guy. It's between you and Mikey Cruz.

201
00:14:00,410 --> 00:14:04,350
No, not Mikey. He's got a wife and three
kids. He needs his job. What's he going

202
00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:05,029
to do?

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00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:06,290
Oh, Kayla, George.

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00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:10,330
Your job's at stake, and you're sticking
up for the other guy.

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This is your problem.

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00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,360
You're a good worker, but you're just
too soft.

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I'm not soft.

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00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:19,560
I was playing Monopoly last night with
my mom, and she landed on my property,

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00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,940
and she didn't have any money, and I
said, soft can't pay up.

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00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,320
George, you're my best friend.

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I'm going to protect your job on this,
but you've got to learn to stick up for

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yourself. Grow some backbone.

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I got backbone.

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00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,680
Oh, please.

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00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:44,950
That's not true. I just haven't found
anyone good enough.

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00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:47,850
My mom says she might not even exist.

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00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,690
There's plenty of women right here at
the factory.

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What about Tanya?

219
00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:57,910
You're coming over to dinner tonight.

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00:14:58,210 --> 00:14:59,410
Why don't you bring her?

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I told you, I already have a date. I'm
bringing my mom.

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Tanya.

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00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,310
Ernie, what are you doing? She's out of
my league.

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00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:14,330
Tanya, George has something to ask you.

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00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:20,130
Come here. George, come here.

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Oh, man, that's a girl.

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Ask her.

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Ask her. Ask her. Ask her.

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00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:34,730
Um, I was just thinking, uh, later on,
around seven,

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do you think there's still going to be
any coffee left?

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How the hell should I know?

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Sorry for bothering you.

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Hey, my bad, man. She didn't go for the
coffee line. She's obviously a lesbian.

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Will there be any coffee left at that
local? Will there be any coffee left?

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but you gotta hide it better than that,
sorry.

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Don't be so hard on George.

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I'm flattered.

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00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,520
Is everything okay?

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00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,660
Yeah, we heard someone yelling.

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You could hear the earth turning with
those ears.

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00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:54,200
Hey, don't make fun of my kids, brother.

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Yeah, your kids.

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Oh, man.

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Kids, why don't you go wash up? Dinner
will be ready in a minute.

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What's for dinner, Beto? What's for
dessert?

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What do you want? You know what I want.
Watch out. Stop it!

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Stop what?

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I can't take it anymore, man. Angie's my
wife. Those are my kids.

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This is my house, and this is my life.

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You're losing it, man.

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Daddy, will you take a look at George? I
think there's something wrong with him.

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I'll tell you what's wrong.

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My mom loves me.

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In my professional opinion, you are
having a hallucinogenic reaction to

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me.

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I'm in your belly.

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Watch me dance.

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George! George, wake up! George!

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George, wake up! Wake up!

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What's going on?

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Dude, you wake up!

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No, I'm the manager of the factory.

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Angie's my wife.

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My mom's an evil woman, right?

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Yeah, what's wrong with you?

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Man, I had this weird dream that my mom
was sweet and she took care of me.

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That must have been great.

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No, everything was backwards.

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You had my job and were married to
Angie.

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I was?

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And you guys were kissing and
everything. Isn't that crazy?

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freaking worm you have.

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Better than Ernie, huh?

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I told you it was a Christmas party ten
years ago. He ambushed me under the

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mistletoe. Let it go.

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I love you, Angie. I love you so much
and the kids and everything. I couldn't

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ask for a better life. Mom!

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You know what I just realized, Angie?
That I had the guts to go after you and

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the manager's job, too.

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All because my mom was so tough on me.

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I just found a tiny diamond in the pile
of crap that was my childhood!

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What do you want?

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You're going to Reno.

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I knew you'd back down, you big wuss.

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Thank you, Mom.

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For what? For saying things like that.

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I'm anything but a wuss.

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If you weren't so tough on me, I'd be
the type of person who just sat back and

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let somebody destroy my clubs. Instead,
I'm the type of person who breaks into

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their car and takes this.

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That's my steering wheel. You'll get it
back when I get back my golf clubs and

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the new driver you're going to buy me.
How am I supposed to do that if I can't

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use my car?

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I'm going to say the same thing to you
that you said to me when I was eight and

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I stepped on that nail that went through
my foot.

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Not my problem!

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I got your message.

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How many worms did he eat? I cut him off
at five.

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Dude, you know you're dancing?

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Yeah, I know.

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Well, do you know you're dancing alone?

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You'll have to dip me, Ernie.

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I don't have any arms.

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Okay, time to go home. Follow the
shining star.