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Are you cooking dinner?

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You see it, don't you?

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Mom's planning a big wedding, so Dad's
doing the cooking and laundry.

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That's why I'm hungry and going
commando.

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All right, Free Willy, I'll give you a
choice.

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You can either figure out how to work
the washing machine or you can make your

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own underwear.

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This is a game of chicken you're gonna
lose, old man. Go clean yourself.

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This is my husband, George, and my
mother -in -law, Benny.

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Oh, so nice to meet you.

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I'm sorry I'm taking all of Angie's
time. I just didn't realize it took so

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to plan a wedding.

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We never had wedding planners.

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All you had to do was get to Vegas, say
your vows at the drive -thru chapel, and

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be on your way.

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Well, Brooke's situation's a little
different than yours, Mom.

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First of all, she's not a minor.

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She's not pregnant, and she knows the
last name of the guy she's marrying.

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I knew his last name. I just didn't know
he was going to be using it for his

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other family, too.

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You know, if he says he's working late,
he's cheating. If he goes to the store,

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he's cheating.

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Men never get off the couch unless
they're cheating.

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Anyway, congratulations on your oh -so
-magical day.

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Brooke, don't listen to her.

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George and I have been married for 19
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Oh, my gosh. What's your secret?

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The three L's.

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Love, laughter, and... What's that third
word you're always talking about?

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Listening.

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Oh, yeah, listening.

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I thought you were going to say laundry.
I'm always washing my fiancé's bloody

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clothes.

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No, he's a butcher. Well,

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I hope he's a butcher.

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Okay, Brooke, I will call you later
about the flowers, and don't worry, your

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wedding is in good hands.

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Okay, great. Hey, tell me something.
Anthony and I are trying to wait until

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honeymoon. Any ideas on how to keep him
from getting turned on?

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If you want to kill the mood, you could
dig around in your ear with a Q -tip and

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pull out something that looks like a
candy apple.

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Still, that only works half the time.

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Well, I guess it's going back to
starting to fight for no reason.

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Bye -bye. Take care, drive safe. Okay,
call me.

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She is a monster.

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I can't work with her anymore. I quit.

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What are you talking about?

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She's crazy, George.

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Oh.

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I know what's going on.

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You get two beautiful girls together and
the next day...

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calls me 50 times a day.

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Nothing is ever right. She can't make a
simple decision to save her life.

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So women are indecisive. I know one
woman who couldn't decide what to name

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own kid.

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That's why her son's legal name is Max
Victor Roberto Magic Johnson Lopez.

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All right, maybe they weren't all yours.

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You know what?

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I know that this is a big commission,
but it is not worth the headache. I have

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to call her and tell her I am not going
to plan her wedding.

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So you're going to quit just because you
don't want to work hard?

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Excuse me? I work hard.

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I am tired of you belittling my job.

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Okay, I'm not belittling your job,
Angie. It just seems that most of what

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is call other people so they can do the
work.

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That's all you think I do? Okay.

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You call the printer, they print the
invitations. You call the caterer, they

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make the food. You call the baker, they
bake the cake. The hardest thing you do,

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you're like that, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep.

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All right, that might have been a little
belittling.

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It is not just making phone calls.

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I help a bride through one of the most
stressful times of her life.

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There is a whole emotional side to
wedding planning that you know nothing

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Please, Angie, a stressed -out bride is
nothing. Let me tell you this. At the

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factory, I work with ex -cons, substance
abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm

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not just talking about my mom. There's
other people like that there, too.

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You know what? You think you know
everything. You wouldn't last a minute

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planning a wedding.

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Please, I could do your job with my eyes
closed and both legs tied behind my

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back.

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but I get to keep the commission. And
I'm not using that money on the house or

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the kids.

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I'm going to spend it on something that
I've always wanted, a giant pane of me

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that I can put over the mantel. I'm
going to be like that. Watch it.

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There is not going to be a commission
because you can't pull this job off. And

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don't call me for help because... Beep,
boop, beep, boop, beep, beep, beep,

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beep. Hi, you've reached Angie's
Clueless Husband Hotline. Please press

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for help because you're not getting it.

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with you about her wedding?

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How long can it take?

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I ask her what she wants, I write it
down, I make some calls on the course in

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between shots.

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This is my favorite part. When you're
all smug right before you fail.

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Like that time you put on your own
fireworks show for the 4th of July.

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Maybe I like fireworks at eye level.

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I'll be right back. Keep an eye on
those.

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Bye, Mom.

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Carmen, wait.

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I'm not working today. Maybe we can hang
out together.

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Oh, no, no. I've got a poetry reading.

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Well, I could go with you.

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We haven't spent a lot of mother
-daughter time together lately.

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Yeah, I know, but the poems about how
we're drifting apart, it would kill it

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you were there.

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See ya.

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Hey, Brooke.

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Come on in.

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Oh, I can't believe Angie can't do my
wedding because of jury duty.

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What kind of trial lasts a month?

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Well, She's not allowed to talk about
the trial, and neither am I, but let's

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just say that it's a high -profile
celebrity.

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Watch out.

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But why did she suggest you plan the
wedding? Don't you work in a factory?

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Yes, a dream factory. I make wedding
fantasies come true.

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Now come in and take a look at my
portfolio.

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Pictures cut out of a bridal magazine?

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Well, if you don't want a wedding that's
going to make it into a national

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magazine, then maybe I'm not your
planner.

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Good day.

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No. I said good day.

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Okay, but everyone else has quit on me.

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All the good wedding planners are taken.
You're my last option.

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Well, it's not the first time I've been
a girl's last option.

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And like all the other times, I'll take
it.

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over the details now angie said you
wanted to get married march 29th now do

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want an indoor or outdoor wedding
outdoor okay band or dj band okay fish

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chicken oh don't you usually get both
buffet it is i'll see you march 29th now

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call me the night before but just to
make sure everything's cool all right

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oh my god i believe

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you for like a second

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Thank God you have a sense of humor,
because I am totally stressed out. We

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like a million things to talk about
today. The guest list, the flowers, the

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location.

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You know, I had an appointment down at
the golf course this afternoon. No.

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No golf courses.

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Country clubs are done to death.

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I was thinking something more like a
park, except nothing with too many

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because my grandmother's allergic to
bees.

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Oh, and I was thinking something next to
a stream, because I'm Pisces, and

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that's the fish sign, so it'll be good
luck.

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You're not writing any of this down.

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Scribble, scribble.

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Now, I want torches everywhere because
fire balances water, and I definitely

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want balance in my marriage.

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But none of those Hawaiian torches,
okay? This is a wedding. It's not a pig

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roast.

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No, everything has to be classy. Like
the music. The music before the service

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has to be a quartet, and they should all
be wearing tuxedos. Except for the

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women. They should be wearing gowns, but
not white. I could live with eggshell

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or pearl, but that's pushing it.

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Are you getting all of this?

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No bees.

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Yeah!

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Hey. Did you get the glue?

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Yeah. I stopped by the drugstore.

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Man, I can't believe you took a personal
day to finish these wedding programs.

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Let me show you what I gotta do 150
times.

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I cut a little ribbon, right?

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I make a tiny bow.

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I glue it to the wedding program, and I
spray it with just a hint of lavender.

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But not too much, because it leaves a...
Sometimes you got to do it over again.

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Man, how long have you been at this?

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Six hours.

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Would have been done faster, but every
five minutes or so, I got to look down

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pants to remind myself I'm still a man.

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Wait a minute.

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I thought you finished these yesterday.

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I did.

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But apparently I made a huge mistake and
I got to redo all of them because

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Brooke doesn't want to get married on
March 29th. She wants to get married on

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the 29th of March.

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I hate her, Ernie. I hate her so much. I
love what she did to my hand.

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Brooke,

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it's one o 'clock in the morning.

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Like I told you at 12 .30 and 12 .45, I
got everything under control.

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No, you can't come over and look at the
wedding programs. I'm already in bed.

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What do you mean I'm standing next to my
chunky assistant?

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Hey, don't look now, but the hottest
burglar ever is in your yard.

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What the hell is she doing here?

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I couldn't sleep. We have so much to go
over.

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Now, I was thinking about the birds in
the park, and I don't want them flying

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during the ceremony. They're going to be
bombarding guests and eating the hors d

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'oeuvres, so we need to get a scarecrow,
but he's going to have to wear a top.

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That makes sense to me.

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Hi, I'm Lam, the chunky assistant.

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I'll be doing your fitting, and it's
okay if you get naked, because I'm gay.

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Beat it, Rosie O'Donnell.

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Look, I told you, I have everything
under control. We can talk about these

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things in the morning. No, George, I'm
not going to be able to sleep until we

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over the seating chart, okay? Now, I
told you my parents are divorced, and

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put them at the same table.

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All right, look, I'll move your mom to
table 11, and I'll bump your Aunt Ellen

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over to table 6.

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Okay, is that at least 100 feet away
from Uncle Peter?

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Why? Because he has a restraining order
against her.

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What are those?

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Oh. Those are the second batch of
wedding programs, huh?

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29th of March, little ribbon, tiny bow.
What's that?

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Hint of lavender.

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Everything's perfect.

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No, I wanted champagne ribbons. These
are gold.

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You're going to have to redo all of
these.

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Why?

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Why are you doing this to me?

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Because you said I could have the
wedding of my dreams, and in my dreams,

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ribbon is champagne.

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Well, when do you dream? You're never
asleep.

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You're always calling me. Look, there's
no difference between gold and

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champagne. And I'm not taking a
scarecrow to get fitted for a tux.

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You know what God made you so pretty? To
cover up all that crazy.

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I don't know how many weddings you're
juggling, but obviously you're too

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stressed out to handle mine. You're
fired.

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I will be back for the rest of these.

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What is all that yelling?

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in the morning.

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Oh, she was so happy with my wedding
program, she wanted to thank me in

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So she's taking a box to show her
friends.

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That explains everything, right?

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Is something going on?

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Yeah, there is.

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I think it's obvious that I can do your
job. So let's call this whole thing up,

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okay? Look, let's stop the fighting and
start the loving.

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I don't care if there's so much wax in
your eye I can make a candle. I'll light

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it and set the mood.

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You don't realize this is the easy
stuff. Things don't get tough until the

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of the wedding.

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I'm not going to admit you can do my job
until Brooke walks down that aisle and

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says I do.

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Then I'll just have to keep at it then.

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Are you crying? A little bit.

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I'm just thinking about how beautiful
the wedding's going to be.

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Brooke, give me a second chance to plan
your wedding.

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I don't think so.

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Okay, you're not going to find another
planner this late. I promise you, from

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here on in, everything will be perfect.

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And you'll fix the programs?

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I'll pay for them out of my own pocket.

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Fine.

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But if you make one more mistake, You're
fired.

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Thank you. You won't regret this.

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You know they say that dreams can't come
true. But those people never hired me.

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The people in the story who said that
dreams can't come true. The naysayers of

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dreams.

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I'm sorry. I've been working with glue
all night.

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Smell your program.

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Smell your program yet? A lot of work
went into that.

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Smell your program.

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Smell your program.

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Smell it.

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Hey, what are you two doing here? I
wanted to see if you were really going

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pull this thing off. And I came to check
out the bridesmaid.

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Well, you're out of luck, Vic. The only
single one isn't that easy on the eye.

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George, please.

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At this stage of my life, I want a
companion.

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Someone I can talk to. Someone I can
share my life with.

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Soulmate.

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She's over there.

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Ay, Dios mio, look at that horse face.

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George, George.

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Brooke, you look beautiful.

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Thank you. I don't feel beautiful.

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My stomach's in a knot, my heart is
racing, and I'm sweating in this dress.

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Hey, listen to me, Brooke.

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I've never seen a woman look more
amazing in a wedding dress right now

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do.

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Sorry, baby, not your day. Deal with it.

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A beautiful bouquet for a beautiful
bride.

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Just what I wanted.

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A dozen yellow... Oh, my God!

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What? There are 13 roses here. It's bad
luck.

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I'll take one out.

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No, it's too late. I already held it.

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It's okay. I got a backup bouquet.

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No, it's not. Count the roses.

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The damage is done, okay? Just tell
everybody to go home and the wedding is

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Because I'm a stupid superstition? You
don't understand.

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Everything is supposed to be perfect.
This is an omen that my marriage is

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and I'm going to get divorced just like
my parents and everybody else in my

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family.

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This is that emotional stuff I was
talking about.

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You're damn right it's emotional.

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I tied tiny ribbons. I sprayed lavender.
Angie busted my ass.

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This isn't her wedding anymore. It's
mine.

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And I'm not going to let it ruin my
special day.

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I think you're making a big mistake.

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This wedding was a mistake.

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Okay, I can't do this.

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Look, let me ask you something.

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Do you love your fiancé?

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Do you want to spend your life with him?

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Of course.

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Then how can you throw it all away just
because people in your family got

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divorced? George, you don't understand.

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Everybody in my family is divorced. My
parents, my sister, my brother.

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My cousin Cheryl is on her fourth
marriage, and that's not going to last

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the guy's already cheating on her.

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Don't worry, Cheryl. It's just a rumor.

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I don't want to be her.

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Just because your family's messed up
doesn't mean you're going to repeat

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mistake.

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Look, my dad abandoned my mom and me
when I was two, but that didn't affect

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and Angie. We've been married for 19
years.

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He's like, wait, are you happy every
day? Is it everything you wanted?

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Is she behind me?

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Then my marriage is perfect and I'm
happy like 99 % of the time.

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Honey. 50%. George.

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75%. Stop talking to me through the
bathroom door because when I'm in there

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that, that's George time.

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What my husband is trying to say is that
You can't expect your marriage to be

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perfect. If you do, you're just going to
be disappointed.

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You're both going to make mistakes.

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One of you might belittle the other
one's job, and your stupid pride's going

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keep you from apologizing, and then you
end up planning your first wedding, and

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you realize you're in way over your
head.

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So this is the first wedding you've ever
planned?

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Yeah, and you're wearing a white dress.

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So we both stretch our truth a little.

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Stop sweating the small stuff.

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Okay, take this bouquet.

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Walk down that aisle.

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You make Anthony the second luckiest guy
in the world.

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Stay strong.

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There are no such thing as omens.

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Pick it up. Pick it up.

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You got tense, didn't you? You got
tense, didn't you?

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Lightning!

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There's metal underwire in this dress.

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You'll be fine.

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This is your day.

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Start the car. This isn't going to end
well. Start the car!

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Where are you going?

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Come back!

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This is my day!

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I thought you were joking.

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I can't believe you wasted all the money
you made from Brooke's wedding.

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I didn't waste it.

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Hey, George, did you... Oh, you got it.
Yeah.

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Check it out.

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Dude, that is awesome.

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It's stupid.

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Is it stupid that no matter where you go
in the living room, my eyes follow you?

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That's right.

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Why does it say one of ten on here?

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Go up to the bedroom, lie down, and look
up.

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Happy birthday to you.