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Hey, Angie.

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Honey, I have some bad news.

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You dinged someone's car at the grocery
store again.

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It's more serious than that.

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You left a note?

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Look, I told you, Angie, just pretend
you're writing something down and get

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hell out of there.

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We went over this.

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No.

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Claudia died today.

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Oh, man, I was hoping you wouldn't find
out.

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Look, Max's fish is dead because of me.

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I put Claudia in a coffee cup to clean
her tank, then I forgot she was in the

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cup, and I poured hot coffee in there.

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If you thought her eyes were big before,
Angie, you should have seen when the

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decaf hit her. She was like... Max's
fish is called

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Claudia. It's Claudia with my brother's
ex -wife.

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Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

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She was sick for a couple of years, so
in a way, it's a relief.

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Well, at least she's not suffering
anymore, Angie. Not like that fish. Hey,

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guy. I burned one of his fins. He went
swimming in a circle like that.

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I'm looking into flights for Miami. The
funeral's on Saturday, and they're going

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to read the will later on. Oh, hey, why
do we have to go? Claudia divorced your

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brother. We should be there for
Veronica.

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She's our goddaughter.

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She just lost her mom, and who knows
where her dad is.

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Yeah, but why do I have to go down
there? Angie, all your relatives treat

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like dirt just because I have money.

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Look, I'm rich in other ways, like hair
and cholesterol, things like that.

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How about this?

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After the service, you can slip out and
play golf at my cousin's country club,

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18 holes, right on the ocean.

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All right, I'll go to Miami, Angie, but
for my goddaughter.

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Because I promised the Lord.

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I'm just taking my clothes as a show of
faith.

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There they are.

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Don't start. Not all my relatives look
down on you.

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Hey, there's your Aunt Tipsy.

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Hi,

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Aunt Lynette.

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Rumor has it you divorced George.

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Congratulations.

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You're still married.

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You're still drinking.

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Oh, look, Angie, different people.

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Oh, Angie.

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Oh, Raleigh.

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George, I haven't seen you in years.

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So tell me, kid, how was your bus ride
from L .A.? Oh, it must have been hell,

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huh?

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We took a plane.

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Oh, of course.

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Oh, it must have been exciting.

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So tell me, what have you been up to,
George?

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Huh? I just got out on parole.

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My ankle brace is beeping right now. I'm
supposed to leave the yard.

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Some uncle was looking at Angie the
wrong way, so I stabbed him and I licked

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knife because that's how I roll food.

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I got a strike. I'll burn it right now.
I don't care.

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What can you do?

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Well, that's how they see me anyways.
I'm just giving them what they want.

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be at the bar. I'm in my own hell. I
told you.

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I can't believe my own brother didn't
show up to help Veronica through this.

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What? It's no surprise.

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He's never been there for his daughter.

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I take a beer and two olives, the stuff
in my ear, so I don't have to listen to

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any more of these people.

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Yeah, my family's easier to deal with
after a couple drinks.

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A good bartender just listens.

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And a good uncle recognizes his
goddaughter.

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Probably.

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Still waiting on that beer.

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Uncle George, it's me, Veronica.

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Veronica, look at you. You're all grown
up.

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Last time I saw you, you had a ponytail
and baby fat.

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So did you.

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Yeah, but I didn't have a full diaper
look. You don't want to play this game.

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How are you?

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I'm okay.

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I'm a little hungover, though.

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My friend took me to this club last
night to cheer me up. It had

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and all these sirens. I wish I could go
back there tonight, but it turns out it

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was just a regular club on fire.

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Monica.

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And Angie.

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I am... So sorry. You know, you are more
than welcome to come stay with us in L

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.A. Oh, thank you, but I'm doing okay
here.

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My mom told me that she's leaving me
enough money so that I'll never have to

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worry.

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Lucky. When my mom dies, all I get is a
bunch of old lady clothes and a gold

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tooth. It's not even her she won in a
poker game.

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Sweetheart, where's Donna, your mother's
video?

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Everyone gather around.

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It's time to hear Claudia's will.

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Veronica has really changed.

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Her mother just passed away, and all
she's talking about is the money.

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It's like it didn't even affect her.

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Well, not everyone cries when people
die, Angie. Some people cash in a gold

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tooth and throw a party.

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Hello, everyone.

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I'm Claudia.

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I know you're all dying to find out who
gets my millions.

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So here it is.

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I'm leaving everything to my daughter,
Veronica.

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Now, you're not getting it all right
away.

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The money has been put into a trust, and
the trustee I'm about to name will

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decide when you get it.

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The person I chose has worked hard his
whole life and knows the value of money.

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Will Vic Palmetto please step forward?

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Okay, now bend over and kiss George
Lopez's ass because I pick him.

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This is your cousin Veronica.

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Hey, Mac.

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Why don't you show her to this fair
room? She's going to stay with us for a

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little while.

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It's up here.

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I thought you were just going to pick up
some lame sweatshirt at the airport.

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This gift is so much better.

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Now I can tell you this.

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This is a travesty.

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I should be the trustee.

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I am Veronica's grandfather.

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I'm a responsible surgeon. I have an
investment portfolio.

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Your idea of managing money is taking
the loose change from your work pants

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burying it in coffee cans in your yard.

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Buried where?

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In those dirt patches where the grass
doesn't grow. The whole neighborhood

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knows, you idiot!

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George, Claudia sent you a letter before
she died. I just read it.

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You're not reading my letters.

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I thought maybe it would explain why she
didn't pick me as the trustee.

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Maybe it's because she knows you open
other people's mail.

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Claudia was worried her daughter is too
irresponsible to handle millions of

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dollars. She wants you to withhold the
inheritance until you decide she's

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responsible enough.

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How do I do that?

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How do you want to do that? I don't
know. I wasn't named a trustee.

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Angie, please. Look, I got a child's
future in my hands. I don't have time

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your tantrums.

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You guys, I am so glad I changed my mind
and decided to come back with you to L

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.A. I love my room. I'm just going to
need a few million dollars to

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Veronica, it's not going to work like
that. Your mom wanted you to prove to us

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you were mature enough. Us?

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Wait a minute.

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I decide. Okay, match you.

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I'm the winner, Angie, and you're the
loser, so I can learn how to lose.

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Loser.

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What I'm looking for is maturity.

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Well, if anyone can spot maturity, it is
you, Uncle George.

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You are the only self -made man in this
family, and I so respect you for

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everything. Okay, take it easy. Try to
relax.

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Look, you're not going to get the money
by sucking up to me because I know every

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trick in the book.

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My own daughter limped around for a
month because she wanted money for new

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shoes. George, she was pigeon -toed.

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We had to buy her special orthopedic
boots.

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Yes, Angie, but on my schedule. Okay,
not hers.

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What are you doing?

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Well, I...

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a sign of maturity is caring for other
people, so I made breakfast for Carmen

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and Max.

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This is by far the best bowl of cereal
I've ever had.

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Veronica, I love that sweater.

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Oh, I got it in Milan.

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No way, you get to shop in other
countries?

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Hey, you get to shop in other countries
too, Carmen.

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Who took you to Tijuana to buy clothes?

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You know what? If you like this, You can
totally have it. I've already worn it,

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like, two times.

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Thank you. You're welcome.

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So, we're barely related, right?

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Go to school.

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Veronica? Yeah?

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Oh. Oh.

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I'm George's mom, Benny.

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Look at you.

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angel you turned out to be.

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You know, you were so young when I
pulled you from that burning car. You

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probably don't even remember me.

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I don't remember being in a burning car.

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Thank God.

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I asked your mom not to tell you because
I did not want you to feel like you

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owed me anything.

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I'm going to sit down now. My shoes are
all worn out.

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I can't afford new ones.

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She hasn't inherited the money yet, Mom.

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Money?

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What are you talking about?

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Has something occurred?

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And what are you being nice to her for?
I'm the trustee.

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George, George, George.

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You remember how I used to hold you when
you were a little boy?

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That's because you were drunk and you
had the spins. Beat it, bat.

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So I've been thinking about ways you can
prove to me you're mature enough for

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the money.

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But, Uncle George, I'm already mature.

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I dated a guy in his 40s and broke up
with him because he was being childish.

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Here are your choices.

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You can go back to college or you can
get a job.

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But I can't go back to my old college.

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The 40 -year -old boyfriend was the
dean.

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So... Kind of awkward.

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Well, then I guess you'll have to get a
job.

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Okay, fine, I'll get a job.

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But what am I supposed to do for money
until I get my first paycheck?

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Well, since she's under our roof, we
could give her an allowance like we do

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kids.

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That sounds fair. My mom used to give me
an allowance.

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Yeah, how much? Five grand a month.

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Five grand a month? I don't got five
grand a month.

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$40 a week.

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You know what? Tell that five grand a
month to the people on the bus. See if

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they think it's funny.

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$40? Oh, my God. Is this a maturity
test?

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You're trying to see if I'll cry.

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You know who cries?

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Babies.

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Man,

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I can't imagine being Veronica's age and
getting millions of dollars.

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You know what I would have done? I would
have bought a mansion with a grotto and

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lived like a king. It'd be dark, and in
the middle of the night, you hear... And

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we would have been broke in a year.

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Oui.

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This is my rich guy's fantasy, Angie.
We're not married.

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I got all kinds of sweet chicks in the
grotto.

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Oui. Yeah, that's all right, Angie.
There's plenty of space for you in my

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grotto.

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If she fits, Hugh Scheffner.

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We're back.

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So, how did the job hunt at the mall go?

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Well, I applied at a bunch of boutiques,
and I think I've got a really good

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shot. Two of the managers asked me out.
One of them was a girl.

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It was awesome.

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Aloof. I like it.

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I'm going to be back tomorrow to close a
deal.

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What deal?

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Shut up.

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Wait.

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Are you waiting for a few?

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No.

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It's coming from his backpack.

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I got homework.

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Yeah, now you got homework, huh?

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It's a broken perfume bottle, earrings,
and women's underwear.

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Dad, I can explain.

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No, Max, you know what? It's okay.

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We should have seen this day coming when
he started to line up his army men in a

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chorus line.

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Max, what is going on?

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They're Veronica's. She bought them.

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Really?

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Why are the security tags still on?

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Veronica!

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Max, do you know you can go to jail for
shoplifting? I don't care.

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I'll do anything for Veronica.

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I'll love her.

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Max, she's your first cousin and you
have dyslexia.

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If you have kids with her, your mom and
I will have to pay a dollar to visit our

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grandkids at the carnival.

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How could you drag our son into
shoplifting?

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And how could you shoplift sexy
underwear that are Angie's size? Keep

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Well, you know I'm trying to figure out
how mature you are.

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Yeah, well, you only gave me $40 to live
on.

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How else am I supposed to get nice
things?

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Get a damn job!

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You're just jealous because you're poor.

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Oh, no, she didn't.

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I'm not poor. I own my own house, I have
three cars, and I have hundreds of

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dollars in change buried somewhere on
this property.

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Where are you going?

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Out.

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You know, I don't need this, Angie. I
should have never agreed to be her

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trustee. Honey, you are going to be
happy you did this.

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Why? You're going to get the
satisfaction of knowing you helped a

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turn her life around.

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You see, it's that kind of talk that
keeps you out of the grotto.

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Because you're more than qualified. But
this,

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I can't live with it.

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I lost

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my

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key.

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It's two o 'clock in the morning. What
the hell are you doing?

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At the club.

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We walked home.

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Why don't you get a cab?

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I spent all my allowance.

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On what?

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I'll give you a hint.

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I'm kind of like the chip.

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Bait.

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You use your allowance to get high?

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Is it me or have we been talking for
like an hour?

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in this house uses drugs. If we want to
escape our problems, the kids watch TV

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and I play golf. And I don't know what
Angie does because I play golf.

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Oh, my God. If you're going to keep
yelling, I'm going to need another

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What's a fatty?

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Want to earn these girlfriends. Now go
to bed.

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All right, that's it.

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Look, I don't want my kids exposed to
this. So tomorrow morning, I want you

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of here.

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Whoa. What about my money? You can have
it all because I don't want to see you

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again. I got my money.

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This is awesome.

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I'm rich.

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And I have chips.

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Now you're just rich.

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George,

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there's something I have to get off my
chest.

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65 years of Cuban hair?

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Get the trimmers over there and rinse it
off when you're done.

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Angie told me that you're giving
Veronica her money and sending her out

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own. You can't do that. You'll destroy
her.

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Hey, not my kid, not my problem. No, no,
listen to me.

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Growing up in Cuba, I had nothing.

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So when I became a wealthy man, I
spoiled my children.

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You're talking about Angie turned out
fine.

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That was a miracle.

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But I ruined my son.

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I gave him everything he wanted.

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And it made him a horrible person.

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And Claudia did not want that to happen
to Veronica.

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And that's why she made the right choice
and picked you.

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Are you saying that I'm a better father
than you? Uh -uh.

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Not what I'm saying.

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Vic, it's just us, man. If this were a
verse, I'd like to think I'd be man

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enough to admit it to you.

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Fine.

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George.

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You're a better father than me.

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Ah, I got you!

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George, you're a better father than me.

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I got my new ringtone!

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Remember when Veronica was younger?

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She was a good kid.

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That was a long time ago. Well, that kid
is in there somewhere, so please save

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my granddaughter.

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everything. I guess I'll just take my
check now.

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I'll give you cash.

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You have it in cash?

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No way!

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There you go.

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Forty bucks?

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That's your allowance for next week.

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Oh, I do have chores to do, too.

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Started with getting groceries because
we need more chips.

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And you know the kind I like? The bake.

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No way.

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I am not staying here. You said that you
were giving me my inheritance. I

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changed my mind.

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You think I'm going to give you millions
of dollars so you can screw up your

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life? What do you care? What, all of a
sudden you're acting like my dad?

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Hey, look, I'm the closest thing you
got, okay?

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Look, I know you don't want to hear
this, but this is what Dad paid.

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Someday you'll thank me for this.

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It's so unfair.

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Oh, I know the answer to that one, too.
Watch out. Who said life was fair?

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You're first, I hate you.

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Welcome to the family.

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That was a great thing you just did.

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George, you're a better father than me.

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What was that? That's my new ringtone.

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You know what?

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You are a great father.

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Oh, damn, it's Max. I forgot to pick him
up at the movies.

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What are you looking at me for? Go get
him!