1 00:00:01,450 --> 00:00:04,450 Hey, hey, clear all this stuff, okay? It's poker night. 2 00:00:05,050 --> 00:00:06,850 I can't play. I got a ton of homework. 3 00:00:07,230 --> 00:00:08,149 Oh, yeah. 4 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:12,390 Angie told me you were going back to school. I didn't know you had the grades 5 00:00:12,390 --> 00:00:13,390 for clown college. 6 00:00:16,129 --> 00:00:19,550 I'm getting a degree to inspire my son to go to college. All right, all right. 7 00:00:19,590 --> 00:00:20,790 You know what? We'll play in the garage. 8 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:23,550 Okay. I think it's great that you're going back to school, George. 9 00:00:23,930 --> 00:00:26,670 Thanks, Ernie. Yeah, you know, the talk of the factor is that you're going to 10 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:28,550 fail, but I think you're going to make it. 11 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:31,940 I think you're going to study as hard as you have to because that's the kind of 12 00:00:31,940 --> 00:00:33,160 guy you are, George Lopez. 13 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:34,840 You got money on this? 14 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:37,820 300 bucks, you won't make it a week. 15 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,560 What about you, Mom? Are you betting that I'm going to flunk out of college? 16 00:00:44,980 --> 00:00:45,980 No way. 17 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,500 I learned my lesson. 18 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,040 I lost a fortune when you finished high school. 19 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:54,020 All right, everybody out. I got to get through this chapter. 20 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:57,220 Honey. 21 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,680 You've been studying all night. 22 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,660 Why don't you take a break and come with us to the movie? 23 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:05,700 I don't think our little George is going anywhere until he's finished his 24 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:06,700 homework. 25 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,120 You know, that's a lot of attitude for somebody whose report card looks like it 26 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,120 has a stutter. 27 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:20,600 George! 28 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:28,290 Dad, I know I said I'd go to college if you do, but... Why can't you just admit 29 00:01:28,290 --> 00:01:29,410 we're bad at school? 30 00:01:29,670 --> 00:01:32,970 Because I don't give up, okay? Look, why don't you think about this while you're 31 00:01:32,970 --> 00:01:37,250 at the movies? Your dad is home studying on his way to getting his first A in 32 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:38,250 college. 33 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:46,770 George, I have to say, I am really proud of the way you're... Not now, woman! 34 00:01:46,870 --> 00:01:47,870 I'm freaking out! 35 00:01:52,430 --> 00:01:55,070 Angie, I've been on the same page for two hours. 36 00:01:57,740 --> 00:02:00,540 I'm in over my head, and don't just say it's going to be all right, because, 37 00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:01,580 okay, it's not. 38 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:04,220 All right. 39 00:02:04,460 --> 00:02:05,820 I'm sure you'll do your best. 40 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:10,320 That's all you got to ask me? 41 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:16,760 You want me to stay home and keep you company? 42 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,880 No, look, I don't need any more distractions, okay? I got to focus. 43 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:22,860 Then I will get out of your hair. 44 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:50,340 of prices when either supply or demand changes. In this example, Q is the 45 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:52,400 horizontal and Y is the vertical. 46 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:57,280 A common mistake students make is to confuse elasticity with slope. 47 00:02:57,780 --> 00:02:59,520 Can anyone tell me the difference? 48 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:03,240 Mr. Lopez. 49 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:08,320 Come on, me? Come on. Look, when I want to answer a question, I'll look like 50 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:09,320 this kiss -ass. 51 00:03:09,660 --> 00:03:12,920 That's right, I'm getting tired of seeing this. Oh, I know, I know. Look at 52 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:13,980 desperate. 53 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:18,220 Do you even understand what elasticity is? 54 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,800 Of course I do. 55 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:22,820 Why do you think I wore sweatpants to Thanksgiving dinner? 56 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,600 Okay. 57 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:28,260 Why don't we wrap it up for tonight? 58 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,640 See everyone on Wednesday. 59 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:38,440 Mr. Lopez, can I have a word with you? Uh, sure, but let's leave the door open 60 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,020 because people are starting to talk. 61 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,820 Well, it's obvious what's going on. 62 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:45,570 You don't get the material, so you're covering with humor. 63 00:03:46,170 --> 00:03:47,510 So you admit I'm funny. 64 00:03:48,590 --> 00:03:49,830 That's not my point. 65 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:54,450 The way things are going, you're not going to pass this class or the midterm. 66 00:03:54,990 --> 00:03:58,430 I have a feeling I'm going to do just fine on the midterm. 67 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:02,890 I hope you're not one of those idiots who bought last year's midterm online 68 00:04:02,890 --> 00:04:04,250 because I changed it. 69 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:06,750 Hey, 70 00:04:09,810 --> 00:04:11,030 I get it now. 71 00:04:11,630 --> 00:04:16,890 The test was so cheap because of the elasticity of nobody wanting it, right? 72 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:22,390 Not even close. I hope that's Spanish for it. Yikes. 73 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:35,210 All my friends know the lowrider. 74 00:04:37,370 --> 00:04:39,670 The lowrider. 75 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:41,900 He's a little higher. 76 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:55,880 What's next? 77 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,100 I want to give him back his paintball gun. 78 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,720 Two weeks in a row? What are you doing? Training to take back Cuba? 79 00:05:10,670 --> 00:05:12,490 Who told you that? I want names. 80 00:05:14,970 --> 00:05:16,270 Relax, I was just kidding. 81 00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:17,590 Oh. 82 00:05:17,890 --> 00:05:22,950 Well, now that you know, I joined a group of Cuban patriots. 83 00:05:24,710 --> 00:05:30,870 We conduct military exercises at an indoor paintball facility in Tarzana. 84 00:05:34,990 --> 00:05:38,950 Vic, I know what it means to you to take back your homeland. 85 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:44,220 So to help with the invasion, I'm going to pitch in for some Batman walkie 86 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:45,220 -talkies. 87 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:49,080 Very funny, huh? 88 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,060 We will need six of those. 89 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,240 Just leave the gun. I'll tell Max it's here. 90 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:01,920 So, are you finding college tougher than you imagined? 91 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:03,780 Nothing I can't handle. 92 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:08,340 Why have you written in Scrod? 93 00:06:11,150 --> 00:06:12,150 over your notes. 94 00:06:13,010 --> 00:06:14,330 It says I'm screwed. 95 00:06:22,290 --> 00:06:24,010 Come on, man. It can't be that bad. 96 00:06:24,690 --> 00:06:29,070 Vic, I know you're going to get a big kick out of this, but I'm thinking, man, 97 00:06:29,090 --> 00:06:34,250 I've got a midterm tomorrow and I think I'm going to fail. George, I make fun of 98 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:36,690 you sometimes, but I don't want you to fail. 99 00:06:37,890 --> 00:06:39,330 At least take the test. 100 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:41,800 And give it two more days after that. 101 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,160 You're in the pool, aren't you? 102 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:50,460 Just for ten bucks. 103 00:06:52,340 --> 00:06:55,260 Well, you can say goodbye to your ten bucks, because I think I'm going to 104 00:06:55,780 --> 00:06:57,700 I just don't know how I'm going to tell my family. 105 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,260 You have to do what you think is right. 106 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:03,800 But let me tell you something I learned from paintball. 107 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:07,460 If you run from conflict, 108 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:11,000 you wind up with purple worlds on your buttocks. 109 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,340 Okay, you know what? I'm going to talk to Angie. 110 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,320 Thanks for your help, Vic. Very welcome. 111 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,320 Angie. 112 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:30,000 Honey, you have to see this. 113 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:34,160 When he got home from soccer practice, he went straight to studying. 114 00:07:34,910 --> 00:07:38,010 All the time we've been telling him to work hard didn't do anything. 115 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:42,230 But seeing you study actually got through to him. 116 00:07:49,150 --> 00:07:50,150 See that? 117 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:52,170 That's all you. 118 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:57,590 I guess it is. 119 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:03,550 Like his whole future's riding on the 12 hours between now and... 120 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:04,860 Tomorrow's midterm. 121 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,660 Honey, are you feeling a little pressure? 122 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:12,700 Angie, please. 123 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:14,840 I got this! 124 00:08:18,860 --> 00:08:21,360 I'm a Lopez. Lopez don't feel pressure. 125 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:25,100 Maybe we get a little, you know, a little sweaty, you know. 126 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,840 Chest gets tight, we can't breathe. 127 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:32,740 You know, hair falls out in the shower. 128 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,179 Okay, when you joke like that, I know you're fine. 129 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,880 It's just one big joke. 130 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,140 Not worried at all. 131 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:42,880 Help. 132 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:46,060 What? 133 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,360 Help. 134 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 I can breathe. 135 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,360 Well, stop joking. 136 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:58,200 Yeah, I'm joking. I'm just fine. 137 00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:11,990 Mr. Lopez? 138 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:14,330 You don't need luck when you know the answers. 139 00:09:15,110 --> 00:09:16,110 I know. 140 00:09:16,130 --> 00:09:17,610 That's why I said, good luck. 141 00:09:18,870 --> 00:09:19,870 Wait. 142 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:22,430 Just want you to know one thing before you grade these tests. 143 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:27,610 I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot, but that's because I was mesmerized by 144 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,570 you and encapsulated by your beauty. 145 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:37,850 Name. 146 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,040 One for one. 147 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:23,190 Is there a problem, Mr. Lopez? 148 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:34,030 Mom, you are not going to believe this. My poem is going to be published in the 149 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:35,550 American Anthology of Young Writers. 150 00:10:35,910 --> 00:10:37,290 I'm going to be a published poet. 151 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:38,790 That's nice, honey. 152 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:41,610 Mom, I got a B on my math test. 153 00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:43,770 Oh, my God, Max, that's wonderful. 154 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:51,090 Well, you didn't ask me the title. My poem is called Invisible Girl. 155 00:10:53,770 --> 00:10:57,910 Tonight is your night. I'm going to make whatever my little overachiever wants. 156 00:10:58,270 --> 00:11:00,850 You know, I get these all the time. It's no big deal. 157 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:05,710 You know, you make a lot of noise for someone who's supposed to be invisible. 158 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:06,950 Mac. 159 00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:10,770 Easy, special ed. 160 00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:15,010 Don't talk smack to me until you can make it in class where you're allowed to 161 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,010 use metal scissors. 162 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:21,650 What's he talking about, metal scissors? Honey. 163 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,620 Let's just celebrate this moment, huh? 164 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:38,320 Can we call Dad at school? I really want to tell him. Oh, he's in flag, but 165 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,820 maybe they're on a break. 166 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:42,840 Dad, 167 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,800 I got my quiz back. 168 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,580 You gotta be. That's great, Max. 169 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:52,560 I'm so proud of you. Look, I gotta go, okay? The professor's gonna get mad. 170 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:02,540 One of the students answering a question. I think he got it wrong. 171 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,400 I think the right answer is five. 172 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,400 I'm sitting way in the back. Okay, I got to go. 173 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:12,560 What are you doing screaming for? We're at a driving range. 174 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,840 Well, I hooked it over the fence into the retirement village. 175 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,860 I was trying to give that old man a heads up. 176 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,880 It almost blew my cover. 177 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,180 Dude, you dropped out of college a week ago. 178 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,340 When are you going to stop hiding from your family and tell them the truth? 179 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,260 What am I supposed to do? 180 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,980 Look, I wanted to tell Max the truth, but for the first time in his life, he 181 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:34,980 a good grade. 182 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,820 That's because he saw me study. 183 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:41,140 What am I supposed to do, let him down now and tell him that I'm a quitter? 184 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,180 So you're going to keep lying to Max, huh? 185 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:46,980 Sometimes you have to lie to your kids to protect them. 186 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:51,360 Daddy, did my goldfish die? No, son, you think a dead goldfish could swim that 187 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,360 fast down a toilet? 188 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,440 Well, it doesn't have to be that way, George. 189 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,430 My parents never lied to me. 190 00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:03,390 Oh, yeah? So your parents never had sex before they got married? 191 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:06,990 Charlie! No way! You know how religious my mom is? 192 00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,530 They weighed it and did it right. 193 00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:11,330 Dude, you were in the wedding photo. 194 00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:17,350 There's a picture of your mom breastfeeding you at the reception. 195 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:20,910 Remember? Remember? 196 00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:25,230 Carmen. 197 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:29,280 I'm really sorry I didn't seem excited earlier. 198 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:32,160 I am so proud you got a poem published. 199 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,119 Want to hear it? 200 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,120 I'd love to. 201 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:43,140 Invisible Girl by Carmen Lopez. 202 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:44,840 Oh. 203 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,580 I have to get that. This will just take a second. 204 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,620 Come on, Mormons. 205 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:03,340 I'm Tracy Lim. Your husband was in my economics class. 206 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,600 Oh, come on in. 207 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,380 Hi. 208 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,320 I'm sorry, did you say was in your class? 209 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,160 Yes, before he was called up. 210 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:15,980 Called up? 211 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:20,540 Yes, he left me a message and said he couldn't come to class anymore because 212 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:22,780 was in the reserves and his unit got called up. 213 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:29,540 My husband's in the reserves, too, and... 214 00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:31,500 I just wanted to come by and see how you were doing. 215 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,180 I know what you're going through. 216 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:42,380 I don't think you 217 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,380 do. 218 00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,400 Can you excuse me for a minute? 219 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,160 late from school. 220 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:05,640 Uh, yeah, well, you know, a couple of students in class are struggling, so I 221 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,740 stayed behind to tutor them. 222 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,720 Why are you icing your shoulder? 223 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:18,760 Uh, it's called ooh -ooh shoulder. It's a injury college kids get when they know 224 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,340 all the answers. They're like, ooh, I know! 225 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:22,780 It's degenerative. 226 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:24,880 Tracy! 227 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,760 Tracy? Tracy who? 228 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,500 I guess my secret is out. 229 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:45,580 Angie, I haven't been going to college because I enlisted in the military. 230 00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:55,840 I still love you, but I also love a little lady called America. Watch out. 231 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,520 Before you make this any worse, you should know Professor Lim's husband is 232 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,400 actually in the military. 233 00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:15,280 You know, normally I'd draw this out, but I think there's no chance that it's 234 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,520 going to get any better from here. 235 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:20,180 What's going on? 236 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,500 My husband lied to you. 237 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:27,840 It's like you're married to him, but without whatever the good stuff is. 238 00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:31,370 Look, I didn't want to tell you I was quitting. 239 00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:33,210 I don't understand. 240 00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,290 Lots of people quit. 241 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:39,610 Why would you lie and pretend you were in the reserves when there are people 242 00:16:39,610 --> 00:16:42,450 actually out there sacrificing and serving our country? 243 00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:45,370 I wanted my $28 back. 244 00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:47,730 You know what? 245 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:52,430 I'm glad you quit. Because all you did was disrupt my class, and you can bet I 246 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:53,430 won't miss that. 247 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:55,530 Well, this must be your teacher. 248 00:16:58,220 --> 00:16:59,820 I recognize the anger and disappointment. 249 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,280 I'm out of here. 250 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,140 What am I doing? 251 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:14,160 Please tell Invisible Girl I'm sorry, but... I just can't listen to that 252 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,319 depressing poem anymore. 253 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,140 Dad, did you actually quit college? 254 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:27,960 Max, sit down. 255 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,880 You deserve to hear the truth, son. 256 00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:34,300 I've been called up by the military. 257 00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:38,540 Oh, 258 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,940 where have you been this whole time? You told us you were in school. You want 259 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:44,940 the real truth? 260 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,720 I was at the library sitting on my own. 261 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:54,600 What would you say if I opened your bag and found a receipt from the driving 262 00:17:54,600 --> 00:18:00,160 range? I would say that opening that bag is breaking the circle of trust we just 263 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,160 started. 264 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,980 After my most recent series of lies. 265 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:11,220 George, how could you lie to us like that? 266 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,480 Max was finally working hard and I didn't want to ruin that. 267 00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:18,540 Angie, you kept saying I'm so proud of you. 268 00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:22,650 One time I even closed my eyes and pretended it was my mom saying it. 269 00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:27,850 Then you started nibbling on my ear and it got weird. 270 00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:35,330 Look, it was just easier for me to leave the house and lie than it was to admit 271 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:36,330 I'm a failure. 272 00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:42,370 Honey, with everything you have already accomplished, there is no way you could 273 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,370 be a failure. 274 00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:48,110 But I do not want Max to think it's okay to quit. 275 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,340 You're right. 276 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:55,020 I'll go talk to him. 277 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,580 Hey, Max, I wanted to talk to you about why I quit. 278 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,500 Don't worry about it, Dad. 279 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,520 Now that you're not going to college anymore, I don't have to go. 280 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,020 I'm so glad you messed this up. 281 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,460 Hey, look, I didn't mess it up. 282 00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:19,480 We had a deal, Dad. 283 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:20,880 I'm not going to college. 284 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:26,120 Mac, look, the reason I quit college is because I couldn't do the work. 285 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,280 And that's because I couldn't do the work in high school. 286 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,280 And that's because I quit trying when I was your age. 287 00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:36,660 But you still did, okay? 288 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,040 Yeah, I did. 289 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,560 Look, but I want you to do better. 290 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,840 You know why people have kids, Max? 291 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:45,160 So they can live through them. All the things that I couldn't do, you were 292 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,160 to do for me. 293 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,360 I wanted you to play for the Dodgers. 294 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,160 Then that one day I saw you hit the ball and run directly to third base. 295 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,320 I knew that dream was dead. 296 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:05,360 Then football, basketball, rock star, one by one, they all fell. 297 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:10,320 Until all that's left now, man, is for you to go to college. 298 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,840 But I'm not good at school. 299 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,140 No, come on. You blew that excuse. You got a B. How did that feel? 300 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:19,230 It felt good. Right? 301 00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:22,790 So from now on, we know if you get less than a B, we'll know you're not trying. 302 00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:25,050 This isn't fair. 303 00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:27,770 I bet you got Ds on your report cards. 304 00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:28,970 Yeah, I did. 305 00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:30,390 See, but I was lucky. 306 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:31,910 I didn't have parents who cared. 307 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,410 You got it bad because you got all loved and cherished. 308 00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:40,070 You know, we actually think that you can do something with your life. 309 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,210 It sucks being you. 310 00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:45,930 All right, so you better crack those books. 311 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,080 Why are you taking my game? 312 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:52,560 Because I had a deadbeat father and an absentee mother. I can play all the 313 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,560 games I want. 314 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:58,000 And I'm having candy for dinner because no one cares. 315 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,040 Surprise inspection! 316 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,680 Love you. 317 00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,220 Cherish you. 318 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,720 Chocolate. 319 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:15,720 Sweet all mine.