1 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:27,819 I'm Sylvia Ront, 2 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:32,324 and this is FNN's continuing coverage of the destruction of Pakled Planet. 3 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,951 What we know at this hour: 4 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,786 Starfleet Captain Carol Freeman 5 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:40,332 stands accused of orchestrating a devastating attack on the Pakled capital. 6 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:43,627 A place they call, quote, "big, strong city." 7 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:48,799 The USS Cerritos remains in Spacedock, impounded for further investigation. 8 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:53,053 Her crew on temporary leave while their captain stands trial. 9 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,555 -[reporter 1 ] Why would Freeman do this? -No comment. 10 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,390 -[reporter 2] What did you hear? -I said no comment. Please. 11 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:59,059 -[reporter 3] Did she hate Pakleds? -[yowls] Get the [bleep] out of our way! 12 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,478 And the latest shocking development. 13 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,147 New surveillance footage retrieved from the attack 14 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:07,943 that appears to place Freeman on the ground at the time of the bombing. 15 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:09,361 In lighter news, 16 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:13,282 a swarm of in can descent verugament will be illuminating Earth tomorrow... 17 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:14,533 [grunts] 18 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:18,120 Beckett! Screens can just be turned off, you know. 19 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,538 I can't take this anymore! 20 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,498 Everyone's acting like the trial's already over 21 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,917 when there is no way that Mom did anything wrong. 22 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,877 Look. You and I both know that. 23 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:28,422 And plenty of people in the courtroom know it too. 24 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,882 You just need to be patient and trust in the system. 25 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:33,510 Oh, you mean the same system that's now putting her on trial? 26 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,096 Oh, yeah! Yeah. I freaking love the system. 27 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:38,181 Hey, hey, hey. Why don't you go out for a bit? 28 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:41,310 We don't get home that often. You can maybe go for a walk? 29 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:42,811 Breathe some non-recycled air. 30 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,938 [scoffs] Home for you. I didn't grow up here. 31 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:47,691 I just meant Earth. It's rare that you get back here. 32 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,444 Ugh. The longer I'm off a ship the more useless I feel. 33 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,070 Like that. Like that big, dumb red thing. 34 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:54,197 Beckett, you know that's the Golden Gate Bridge. 35 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:57,200 Nobody drives anymore! Why do you need a bridge? This planet's wack. 36 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,703 People like the bridge. I like the bridge! 37 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:00,912 [monitor chimes] 38 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,374 Ah. Admiral Buenamigo. 39 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,628 Alonzo, I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news. 40 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,755 What? Wha-- What's the news? Oh. Hey, Uncle Les. 41 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,132 Beckett, I just received word. 42 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:16,637 The judge assigned to Carol's case is Mith bin Tong. 43 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,889 What? She's that planets' rights lunatic. 44 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,599 Dad, we gotta get Mom out of this trial. 45 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,894 We gotta have faith in Starfleet. The truth will come out. 46 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,396 If you won't do something, then I will. 47 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,981 -[Admiral Freeman] Wait, wait, wait, wait! -[Mariner groans] 48 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,441 [groaning] 49 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,320 I don't know why you keep breakable objects in the house anymore. 50 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:34,529 -Neither do I. -[Mariner grunting] 51 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:35,447 [objects shattering] 52 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,487 [sighs, gags] 53 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,656 Oh, God. Vineyard flies. [coughs] 54 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,032 I hate being home. 55 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,993 Dude, are you even listening to what I'm telling you? 56 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,536 The captain's getting railroaded, man! 57 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,580 I have to do something before it's too late. 58 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:07,998 Well, count me in. 59 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,167 Really? Usually it takes way more convincing. 60 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,835 I'll do anything to get away from these raisins. 61 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,171 It's gonna take me a month to get the smell out of my hair. 62 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:18,300 Hey, Bradward! Wanna test the sweetness of my bushel? 63 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:19,843 Ugh. Fine, Genevieve. 64 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,764 Just, uh, give it 43 more sun hours at 21 degrees Brix. 65 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,183 Oh. Okay... 66 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,436 Uh, when you said your family had vineyards, I just assumed it was for wine. 67 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,481 Oh, I wish. No, we Boimlers dry grapes. 68 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:35,484 Just dry 'em, and dry 'em, and dry 'em 69 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:38,653 till they're all shriveled and hopeless and stuck on Earth forever. 70 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:42,407 Bradward, all these varietals are so confusing. 71 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,534 Take me to the privacy of the "pickery" shed 72 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,994 and explain them to me. 73 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:46,953 Come on, Mandolina. 74 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,956 Red goes in the red bucket. White in the white. You know that. 75 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:50,874 [whimpers] 76 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,751 -How do they not see this is a setup? -[giggling] 77 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,878 We were nowhere near Pakled Planet when it blew. 78 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,422 I mean, she was saving another ship, for Kirk's sake. 79 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,049 Okay. We know it doesn't track, 80 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,885 but the ship's logs got corrupted by the Lapeerian debris field. 81 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,720 It makes it look like she's covering something up. 82 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,972 Wait. So they just need our logs? I have logs. 83 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:08,016 No. We need the official senior staff logs. 84 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:09,267 Not, like, what you had for lunch. 85 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,019 No, no, no. My logs are crazy detailed. 86 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:14,189 Every night I'd listen to the captain's and rerecord them for reference. 87 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:16,024 -What? -Yeah. The official star dates, 88 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,610 systems, personnel, it's all in there, still by my bunk. 89 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,779 Oh, my God! Boimler. Wait. That is so nerdy 90 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,405 -and so clutch right now. -[groans] 91 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,990 So, all we have to do is get your PADDs, 92 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,909 and we clear her name with surprise evidence. 93 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,828 Take that, conservative military court! 94 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,246 [sighs] But we're grounded. 95 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,331 Plus, we don't even know where the Cerritos is. 96 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,791 It's in dry dock? 97 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,210 Yeah, but which dry dock? There's like a ba jillion. 98 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:38,255 And besides, they probably only kept on a small skeleton crew of engineers 99 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,589 to help dock it and that's it. 100 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,007 Engineers? [gasps] 101 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,259 -Rutherford! -Rutherford! 102 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:46,596 Bradward, I'm soaked in juice and I need help getting naked! 103 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,181 Just spray off with the hose, Lianne. 104 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:49,641 Hmm. 105 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:52,435 [jazz music playing] 106 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,187 [Tendi] Say, "Gumbo!" 107 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,856 [laughs] Gumbo! 108 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,942 So after lunch, where should we go next? [gasps] 109 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,444 Should we go back to the Grand Canyon? Is that crazy? 110 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,905 We could take in a London Kings game. Or-- 111 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,991 Ooh! Wanna go see historical Bozeman? 112 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,660 [gasps] The site of Zefram Cochrane's first warp flight? 113 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,036 Um, yes, please! 114 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,414 Man, I can't believe you never visited any Earth stuff 115 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,790 when you were at the Academy. 116 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:17,043 I was so focused on my studies, I never left San Francisco. 117 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,420 -[news theme playing] -I just-- 118 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,965 Man. I can't believe this. 119 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:25,802 Those prosecutors are gonna look so stupid when the captain gets proved innocent. 120 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,679 I wonder how Mariner's taking it. 121 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:30,432 Oh, I'm taking it. Taking it to the limit! 122 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,519 Did you-- Did you time your entrance to say that? 123 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,396 -What? No! -Oh, yeah. She did. 124 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,064 No! I mean, only like a few seconds. 125 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,734 It was at least a minute. I was like, "Why are we hiding by the door?" 126 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,569 Would you just go get us some chairs? 127 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,487 [slurping] 128 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,239 [Rutherford] Mmm. I don't know. 129 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:49,659 Sneaking into the impound dock doesn't sound very Starfleet. 130 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,662 Neither does throwing the captain into prison for a crime she didn't commit. 131 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,206 Okay. Well, let's just go tell the court about Boimler's logs. 132 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,708 Why, so they can bury them? 133 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,627 No. Something went down on Pakled Planet. 134 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,670 And they want a Cali-class captain to take the fall. 135 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,339 The bridge crew are under constant attack. 136 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,007 -[Boimler wheezing] -It's up to us to do something. 137 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,425 I know where the Cerritos is! 138 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:09,012 I got a glance at the orbital coordinates when we were talking. It's only 19 digits. 139 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,764 Yes! Ruthy-Ruth! There we go! 140 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,849 But the only way up to that dry dock 141 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,852 is via an encrypted transporter at a secure compound. 142 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,396 -How are we gonna get in? -Geez. Don't cry, man. 143 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,273 -We'll figure something out. -[Boimler groans] 144 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,859 -Nice little kick! -[Boimler whines] 145 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,533 Ugh. So we're gonna have to get past the transporter chief. 146 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,620 I heard he's longtime Starfleet security. He could be intense. 147 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,498 Whoa, whoa. Hold up. We have to face some kind of psycho badass? 148 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,875 Look. We've got the numbers and the element of surprise. 149 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,418 This is for the captain. 150 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:42,629 [all gasp] 151 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:45,173 Well, ahoy there! Come in! Come in! 152 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:48,760 Don't let the door hit ya where the Big Bang split ya. [laughs] 153 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,054 Yep. Let me just get over here. 154 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:54,432 Chief Carlton Dennis at your service. But you can call me Denny. 155 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,644 So, what brings y'all to my dusty old transporter pad? 156 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,104 You kids from the Academy? 157 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:03,817 Yeah, that's right. We were just hoping to learn about your transporter. 158 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:08,488 Say no more. If there's one thing I've got in this joint, it's gout! [laughs] 159 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:11,616 But also transporters. Come on. Let's give you a tour. 160 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:12,742 Here we go. [coughs] 161 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,328 We can't tie this guy up. He's like the sweetest old man in the world! 162 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:18,790 I know! But we have no choice, okay? Just distract him for me. 163 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:22,919 Whoa. These transporters are classics! Did you restore these? 164 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,046 Yeah, I'm a bit of a buffer buff. 165 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,174 Working on these beauties is what kept me going when my-- 166 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,759 When my wife Jane passed. 167 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,678 [sighs] Guys, I can't. You gotta do it. 168 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,097 -No way! He's like my grandpa! -He's everyone's grandpa! 169 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,515 Butterscotch? 170 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,768 [chuckles] Sure. Yeah. Thanks, Denny. 171 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,146 It's so rare that I get visitors here. 172 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,440 You kids are the real treat. 173 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,942 Yeah, usually people only come in looking to knock me out 174 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,862 and use my transporter to beam to a restricted ship. 175 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,530 You wouldn't know anything about that... 176 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,198 -[all gasp] -...would you? 177 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,368 [all chattering, whimpering] 178 00:08:56,202 --> 00:09:00,665 Aw. There, there. Don't cry, okay? I wasn't gonna stun you. 179 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,293 It's all right. You know what? I'll make some soup. 180 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,797 Look. I don't blame you one bit for trying to help your captain. 181 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,800 I've been following her trial. I don't buy those charges for a second. 182 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,719 So, can you transport us up to our ship? 183 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,972 I would but I can't because of the damn verugament. 184 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,183 -Veruga-what? -It's been all over the news. 185 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:22,687 [Denny] A big swarm of glowing space critters migrating right past Earth. 186 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:26,941 They create a natural scattering field that interferes with the transporter. 187 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:29,652 I'm afraid all surface-to-space beaming is down. 188 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,238 What? We can't let some space bugs stop us. 189 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:35,867 Sorry, kiddo. The only way you're getting to that dry dock is in a ship. 190 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,535 So we didn't save the captain 191 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:40,580 and missed a once-in-a-lifetime trip to historical Bozeman? 192 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,333 Oh, you would've loved Bozeman! 193 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,668 Oh! The reenactors. 194 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:50,173 Oh, they got this replica Phoenix ride. You know, folks can take it up into orbit. 195 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:54,677 Wait. You can't transport us to space, but what about Montana? 196 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,598 [Eagle caws] 197 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:08,942 [announcer] Hello, explorers, and welcome to the 21st century! 198 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:13,446 We hope you enjoy yourself and make a first contact with fun! 199 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,616 Ooh, ooh! They're dressed like the 21st century! 200 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,368 It's just like post World War III. 201 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,285 Oh, my gosh! 202 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,705 There's the Crash-n-Burn Bar with its famous one-song jukebox. 203 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,083 [Rutherford] Look there's the ship that the Vulcans came down in! 204 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:28,753 Whoa! Can I try that? Oh, it would be illogical not to! 205 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,131 Sorry, guys. We came for that. 206 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,056 -Oh! -Ooh! 207 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,266 Wow! 208 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,945 Oh. Hi. I'm just finishing up some repairs. 209 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,573 And you should finish up any snacks, 210 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,450 as no food or beverages are allowed inside the Phoenix. 211 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:02,120 Hey, guys. Are we sure we can even fly this thing? 212 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,497 I mean, you only have to be 100 centimeters to ride. 213 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,415 Look a ship's a ship. 214 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,876 Once we're out of the atmosphere, Rutherford can override the automation. 215 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:10,670 -Right, Ruthy? -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep, you got it. 216 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,340 All right! Here we-- 217 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:18,219 Okay! Oh, boy! Here we go, Gavin. You're really doing this, huh? 218 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,262 -[laughs] -Oh, crap. 219 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,432 Hey, buddy. You should really get on a different Phoenix. 220 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,852 Oh no, no. The guy clearly told me, "Single rider, ship number five." 221 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,187 I don't want to get in trouble. 222 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,480 Hey. We don't go past warp 1, right? 223 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:33,026 [screams] I'm sorry. I'm just nervous 'cause I'm not good with space flight. 224 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,235 [Gavin screams] 225 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:40,158 All right, buckos. Prepare for your trek amongst the stars! 226 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:44,037 Oh. Before I forget, let's rock and roll! 227 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,832 ♪ I like to dream ♪ 228 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,001 -[cheering] -♪ Yes, yes ♪ 229 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,128 ♪ Right between the sound machine ♪ 230 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,005 [whimpering] 231 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,716 ♪ On a cloud of sound I driftin the night♪ 232 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,968 ♪ To the stars away from here, well♪ 233 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,803 I think we're supposed to stay seated. 234 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,972 First stage separation, complete. 235 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,684 Let's bring what I like to call "the warp core" online. 236 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,228 Sorry, Mr. Cochrane. 237 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,231 -Whoa. -[screams] Wha-- What are you doing? 238 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:15,485 [warbling] Wow! Would you look at that beautiful blue marble? 239 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,320 [groaning] 240 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,322 [Mariner] It's working! It's kind of working. 241 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,407 [Rutherford] All right. Inputting dry dock coordinates. 242 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,869 Prepare to make history. Here we go! 243 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,498 -[Gavin] What are you doing? [screams] -[grunting] 244 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,250 ♪ Last night I hold Aladdin's lamp ♪ 245 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,626 [Gavin screams] 246 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,929 -[Tendi] Oh, wow. -[Rutherford] Whoa. 247 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,854 [Cochrane] Thanks for riding with me, explorers. 248 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:55,358 Please exit on the right and take all your belongings with you. 249 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,528 Sorry about that, Gav. Top secret Starfleet business going on here. 250 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,197 Don't worry. I'll reengage the automation and get you back to Earth. 251 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,409 Wait, don't! This is my ship now! 252 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,120 I'm not Gavin the botanist anymore, no! 253 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:12,375 I am Gavin the pilot! And I am going to explore the galaxy! 254 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,668 -Hell yeah. -Respect, man. 255 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,129 Whoo-hoo! This won't be the last you hear of me! 256 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,054 [Boimler] Okay. All right, it should be right-- 257 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:29,434 Yes! My copies of all the captain's logs going back to Stardate 58018.7! 258 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,185 -This should be more than enough. -Oh, Boims, 259 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,896 I will never make fun of you for this kind of stuff again. 260 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,648 Let me see the one from the day of the bombing. 261 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,775 [Boimler] The Cerritos is en route to the Lapeerian system 262 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,902 to assist the Archimedes in a first contact. 263 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,988 Yes! That is exactly what we need to save Mom. 264 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,407 [Boimler] And I think I heard Ransom say my name today. 265 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:48,536 He might've said "Boiler, "but still. Name recognition! Oh, my God! 266 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:49,746 What was-- What was that? 267 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,623 Oh, yeah. No, I always add little personal details to 'em. Makes 'em fun. 268 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,251 Got caught sniffing the captain's chair again. 269 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,502 They're-- They're all like this? 270 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,756 No, no, no, that's just one or two. The rest of them are very professional. 271 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,842 Ugh. The alien atmosphere is giving me insane gas. 272 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,802 Gotta be better about hiding my purple hair dye. 273 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,889 Nobody knows my real hair color is-- An alien bird ate my combadg-- 274 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,766 Dropped my tricorder in the toilet again! 275 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,434 You can just skip past all that. 276 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:15,438 I actually woke myself up, the gas pains were so bad. I just wish I could fart! 277 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,065 [groans] We can't use these! 278 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,775 Don't worry! I don't care they're embarrassing. 279 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,735 No, I mean because they are a joke. 280 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,404 It's a frigging blooper reel. No court's gonna accept this. 281 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,199 I wasted this whole day. I can't believe I thought this was the fix. 282 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,785 Well, hold on. They do have the date stamps and locations. 283 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,453 Starfleet could cross-check the information-- 284 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,914 Even if they did, it would come down to them believing the word 285 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,040 of some goofy ensign. 286 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,333 When does that ever work out? 287 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,711 They don't even believe the captain because she's California-class. 288 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,922 Hey, come on. They're Starfleet. 289 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:44,175 If we can't trust them to do the right thing, what can we trust in? 290 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,469 Yeah, Mariner, we have to believe. 291 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,555 [sighs] Yeah, you guys are right. 292 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,725 All right, let's get this PADD to Earth and save the day lower decks style. 293 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,727 [engine whirring] 294 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,981 Hmm. I gotta-- I gotta check the port nacelle real quick. 295 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,316 You think we're dressed okay for court? 296 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,568 My shirt could be a little more asymmetrical-- 297 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:03,486 [both grunt] 298 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,239 Wait, wait-- What's going on? Where's she going? 299 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,826 She set us on auto-navigation! I can't stop it. She locked us out. 300 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:10,910 [all grunt] 301 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,875 -[console beeping] -[powering up] 302 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,086 Mariner, what are you doing? 303 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,838 I'm not going back until I get hard evidence. 304 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,506 Are you stealing the Cerritos? 305 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,633 They say she got a bomb from Klingons? Bull [bleep]. 306 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,677 I'm gonna go find those Klingons and bring them back. 307 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,429 -Do you hear yourself? - What? No, Mariner! 308 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,722 Whatever happens to me, I'm not gonna put you through that, okay? 309 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,433 -[Tendi] Wait, Mariner! -You don't get it! 310 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,768 She's your captain, but she's my mom! 311 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,040 This is insane! She's gonna end up in prison [gasps] or worse! 312 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,959 We have to stop her. Don't care what trouble I get in. 313 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,044 -Same. -I want the trouble. Gimme the trouble. 314 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,672 If we can't override the auto-nav, we're gonna have to lean into it. 315 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,549 But-- But it's taking us back home! 316 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,760 That's why I redefined what the shuttle thinks of as home. 317 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,559 [Boimler] Yes! You got this, auto! 318 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,980 Whoo! We're doing it! We're-- We're coming in a little fast, aren't we? 319 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,150 Shoot! Auto still thinks Earth's atmosphere is here to slow it down. 320 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,694 -Uh... Hold on! -[all screaming] 321 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,949 [Boimler groans] 322 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,410 Whoa. We're alive? Cool! 323 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,332 Wait! What the hell are you doing? I don't want you getting in trouble. 324 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,459 And we're not gonna let you put yourself in danger! 325 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:42,585 -Rutherford. -Oh, no, you don't. 326 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,087 -You're not thinking straight. -[grunts] I don't wanna hurt you. 327 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,923 [grunts] Got her! 328 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,926 [all grunting] 329 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,177 [Tendi] Hey! Stop it! 330 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,094 [bleep] 331 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,681 [console chirps] 332 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,935 Um, Gary? Do we have the Cerritos leaving orbit today? 333 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,063 -What? No! Cerritos is in dry dock. Why? -[rumbling] 334 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,031 [alarm blaring] 335 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,950 -[groans] Stop it! Stop it! -[Mariner] Let go! 336 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,117 Why can't you let me do this? 337 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,370 -[Mariner] Stop! Off! Don't! -Why are you so good at fighting? 338 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,122 [all groaning, grunting] 339 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,291 [beeping] 340 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,834 [engine powers down] 341 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,379 There! Nav controls are locked. We're stopped. 342 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,630 -No, no! -[Tendi groans] 343 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,716 Goddamn it! Gimme back the controls. I need to-- 344 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,262 I need-- I need to get-- [groans, sighs] 345 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,682 They put her in handcuffs. 346 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,726 And I-- I couldn't do a damn thing about it. 347 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:44,105 They could take her away forever and I can't stop it, and I'm just-- 348 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,773 I'm just so scared. 349 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:50,486 Hey, whatever happens down there, we're gonna be right beside you. 350 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,613 Yeah, we're in this together. 351 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:55,491 [security officer] USS Cerritos, this is an unauthorized launch. 352 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,076 What is the nature of your emergency? 353 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,370 Crap! It's security! What do we say? What do we say? 354 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,290 This is all my fault, okay? I'll-- I'll say I took you hostage-- 355 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:03,249 Wait, look! 356 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:04,875 It's the verugament! 357 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:10,047 [Rutherford] Oh, man. I stopped us right in their path! 358 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,174 They're incandescent extremophiles. 359 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,010 They migrate through space and feed on microscopic-- 360 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,637 -[Boimler] They're attacking the ship! -No, look at the sensor! 361 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,723 I think they're synthesizing carbon off the hull, 362 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,600 and it's triggering a mass reproductive event. 363 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,268 [Mariner] It's an orgy? 364 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,062 Oh, I guess they were in search of a breeding ground. 365 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,690 And we're it! [gasps] So magical. 366 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,735 [security officer] Cerritos, I repeat, this is an unauthorized launch. 367 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,154 -Please respond. -[gasps] Quick, open a channel. 368 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,364 -What? What are you gonna say? -[Tendi] Just do it! 369 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,867 This is Ensign D'Vana Tendi of the Cerritos, 370 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,621 we are performing a biological survey of these reproducing organisms. 371 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,581 Uh, we're only reading four of you. 372 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,249 That's right. Everyone else is grounded. 373 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,127 This is a rare scientific event. We must not be interrupted. 374 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,713 Interrupt you-- We're coming aboard. Just stay where you are. 375 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,467 Okay, uh, open the bay doors and follow me. Come on! 376 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,140 What the hell is going on in here? 377 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:06,228 These endangered creatures need help transferring their gametes. 378 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,397 We're facilitating while we [screams] study them. 379 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,068 Uh, doesn't it hurt? Seems like a lot of charged tentacles. 380 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,361 Yeah, no. Yeah, it hurts. 381 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:17,323 But there's no substitute for first-- [gags] firsthand data. 382 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,407 This is-- Ow! 383 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,911 Just a marvelous-- Ow! Specimen. Ouch! 384 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,954 Okay, I think I've seen just about enough here. 385 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,456 Are we under arrest? 386 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:29,126 For what? Helping these precious creatures? Of course not. 387 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,169 And let me just say, 388 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:34,298 I love seeing junior officers committed to the pursuit of science. 389 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,176 Yeah, man. That is us, just pursuing and doing. 390 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,887 Super. We'll just need to know the commander who ordered this mission 391 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,097 and we'll be on our way. 392 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,098 Uh... 393 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,267 Huh. It's not like you just stole a starship all on your own. 394 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,853 That'd be bananas. So, come on. Who ordered this? 395 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,731 -Uh... -I did. 396 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,650 -[all gasp] -Captain Carol Freeman. 397 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,610 -Mom? -Thanks, Captain Freeman. 398 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,945 Glad to have you back. 399 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,781 We're clear. 400 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,449 [Freeman] What the-- 401 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,368 What are you doing here? What happened with the trial? 402 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,870 -Are you on the run? -The trial's over, Beckett. 403 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,455 It is? How? 404 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,207 While I was sitting in court, 405 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:12,461 Starfleet was carrying out a secret investigation into the Pakled bombing. 406 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,630 Led by Captain Morgan Bateson, 407 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,968 this elite team learned of a Pakled connection to a known data fabricator 408 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,972 whom they discovered had faked the incriminating footage of me. 409 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:27,476 They pursued and captured this forger inside the Romulan Neutral Zone. 410 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,772 Under some rather invasive questioning from Commander Tuvok, 411 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:37,153 this forger revealed the true identity of the bombers.. the Pakleds themselves. 412 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,070 [all ensigns] What? 413 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,030 [Freeman] It was a huge reveal. 414 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:43,284 Turns out that their plan was to blow up their own capital 415 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,829 and frame me to force the Federation into relocating them 416 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,665 to a more resource-rich planet. 417 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:54,295 So, it was a classic Pakled-Samaritan snare writ large, 418 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,422 and it would have worked 419 00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:01,510 if not for Starfleet's best believing in one of their own. 420 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,512 Holy [bleep]! 421 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,306 Oh! Can we hear that again, please? 422 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:08,684 Wow! Wow! Starfleet really came through. Who would've thought? 423 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:09,602 Me, Beckett. 424 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,772 I told you from the start to trust in the system. 425 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,357 I said it this morning. Bet your friends told you just as much. 426 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,485 Um... They might've said-- 427 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,987 I mean, whatever. All that matters is you're free. Right, Mom? 428 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,697 All's well that, you know, turns out fine. 429 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,574 Uh, no, no, no, missy. 430 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:27,453 Do you realize I was out of court for less than an hour 431 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:32,208 before I learned that my own daughter has stolen my ship from a military impound? 432 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,919 You three, go start cleaning whatever the hell this is. 433 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,379 Well, they're a type of incandescent extremoph-- 434 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,131 Yes, Captain. Right away, Captain. 435 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,884 And you? You're with me. 436 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,558 [sighs] I blame myself. 437 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,310 For wearing out that carpet? Yeah. Agreed. 438 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,687 -Beckett, come on. -You see? You see, 'Zo? 439 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:57,608 Even now, she thinks she can just say and do whatever she wants 440 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:58,943 with no repercussions. 441 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,778 'Cause you know what? She could! 442 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:04,490 This whole time, we have covered for her and excused her, 443 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,951 and now we are reaping what we sowed. 444 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,911 What do you want me to say? I was trying to help. 445 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,747 And I love you for that. I do. 446 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,834 Honey, you have so much potential. 447 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,086 But if you're ever going to amount to anything, 448 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,755 it won't be because you saw me as an authority. 449 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,423 And we know how often you listen to me. 450 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,802 Ugh, here we go. I'm being, what, demoted and transferred again? 451 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:28,681 Where would you go? The Cerritos is still your last chance. 452 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,891 But I can't be the one to rein you in. 453 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:34,520 As your mother, I could never kick you out of Starfleet. 454 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:39,024 However, I know someone who isn't burdened by family ties. 455 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,109 -[door panel chimes] -Come. 456 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,862 No, not him! Not him! 457 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:44,697 -No, no, no! -Ensign Beckett Mariner, 458 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:48,784 I'm giving your full and final oversight to Commander Ransom. 459 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,954 If you do in fact want to remain in Starfleet, 460 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,164 it's going to be his call. 461 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:55,374 Thank you, Captain. 462 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:59,378 As far as you're concerned, Mariner, I'm your mama now. 463 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,382 [Tendi humming] 464 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,095 Ah, you know, even covered in alien sploof, 465 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,638 there's no place I'd rather be. 466 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,474 Yeah, home sticky home. 467 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,143 Ooh! Hey! Turn on FNN. 468 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,145 Let's see if they're talking about the trial. 469 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:20,190 We'll talk to the little boy who solved Fermat's Last Theorem. 470 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:23,360 But first, a daring rescue near the moons of Jupiter 471 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:27,656 as a malfunctioning theme park ride leaves one young man traumatized. 472 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,451 No! No, let me go! I'm Captain Gavin! 473 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:34,079 I am on a trek amongst the stars! 474 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,594 Pew pew! Pew, pew, pew! Pew pew! 475 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:33,639 Chirp.