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What's going on?

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Well, the kids are both busy. I thought
maybe we could spend some alone time

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together. George would like alone time.

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Make George happy.

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Maybe after dinner we could crawl into
bed early, watch a DVD.

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You could pick anything you want.

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What about a Steven Seagal movie?

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But one of the early ones before he got
too fat to kick.

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Whatever you want.

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As long as you're free tonight.

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I'm all yours.

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Good.

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Maybe we'll have time for the movie
after Mac's school assembly.

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School assembly?

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Would you trick me?

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I'm not going.

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You know what? You can go by yourself
and sit in the back row with all the

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single mothers who drove their men away
with lies.

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This is for Mac. We're both going.

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What's the meeting about anyway? Well, I
don't know, but they said it was

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important. Important?

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At the last meeting, there was a man in
a dog suit.

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That was Sergeant Sniffer, the police
dog.

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Don't get hooked, kid, because getting
off drugs is rough, rough, rough.

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You have nothing to do now. You're
going.

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All right, fine, I'll go.

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But there's always that annoying lady
there that just loves to hear herself

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the whole thing.

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I wish I could leave before you start
asking all those stupid questions. Well,

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why don't you? Because I've got to drive
her home. Vamanos.

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This place is half empty.

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Usually it's tough to find a seat.

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Hello, I'm Principal Stahler.

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I wanted to talk to a very select group
of parents tonight.

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Yeah, they didn't invite all the losers
this time.

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You're all here because none of you
attended college.

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Strike that, Angie. We're the losers.

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This is in no way meant to cast
aspersions on anyone.

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But studies have shown that children
whose parents didn't go to college are

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likely to go themselves.

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So basically what you're saying is that
we're all stupid.

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No, sir.

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I just said I don't mean to cast
aspersions on you.

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That means I didn't go to college.

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I am not trying to insult anyone.

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Well, it's too late for that because I
got aspersions all over me and whatnot.

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Look, we are just trying to encourage
you to give your son a better chance to

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succeed. You don't need a college degree
to be successful.

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I managed a whole factory and I did it
without having a college degree.

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Okay, I didn't have to spend thousands
of dollars to learn how to binge drink

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and throw up on my friends.

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I learned that by just getting out there
and doing it.

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Come on, Angie, we're out of here. Give
me the keys.

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Unless I'm too dumb to figure out how to
drive my own car.

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Give me the keys.

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I don't have the keys.

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Don't tell me you locked them in the car
again.

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George!

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All right.

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Who here can help me break into a car?

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Come on, I didn't even go to college.
Somebody's got to know.

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Come on, fool, let's go.

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There was a school assembly last night.
And you know I like to go trolling for

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single mothers.

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Well, you don't talk to them anyway. You
just stand around by the snack table

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stuffing your face with cookies.

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Gee, that's because a cookie never woke
up in bed next to me and cried, What

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have I done?

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I gotta stop drinking.

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No, man.

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It wasn't a regular assembly anyways. It
was only for parents who didn't go to

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college. They're trying to inspire our
kids by telling them that we're all

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idiots.

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So when they tell you you're an idiot,
it's inspirational.

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But when I do it, I'm a bad mother.

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They didn't yell at me during potty
training.

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Now when I have trouble, I can't go
unless I yell at myself. Come on, you

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idiots!

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George, why don't you meet Rick
Martinez? He's a consultant. He's going

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us find some ways to chop the budget
down to size.

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Well, I'm going to cut to the chase.

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I will sleep with you to keep my job.

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That didn't work during the Depression,
and it's not going to work now.

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Nice to meet you, Rick, but our budget's
fine.

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The only thing we're wasting money on is
an expensive consultant.

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Don't get all threatened. Rick isn't
here to take your job.

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He's way overqualified for that.

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Now, if Rick fell down a flight of
stairs and lost half of his brain

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then... Nope.

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Still overqualified.

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I suppose you want to see the budgets
for the last couple years.

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George, I'm not going to make your life
miserable.

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I started off in a factory just like
this.

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Really? And you worked your way up, huh?

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Nope. It was a part -time job while I
was in college.

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College boy.

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Hey, so what would a rich kid be doing
working in a factory?

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Rich. I grew up in Boyle Heights.

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Couldn't sleep at night because of the
police helicopters.

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Yeah, well, my father abandoned us, so I
was happy to hear the police

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helicopters.

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The only time a grown man ever gave me
guidance, get back in the house, son.

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I didn't have a dad either. He died and
my mom had to support us. Yeah, well, my

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mom had to work two jobs and I had a
learning disability.

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Dyslexia? Yep. Me too.

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We have a lot in common.

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Yeah, you guys started out the same and
then Rick, you know, did a lot better.

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Hey, but you could have done just as
well if you'd have gone to college,

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Yeah, I would have.

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But I got married right out of high
school.

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This is my wife, Angie. Wow.

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She's really beautiful. You are a lucky
guy. Thank you, Rick.

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Hey, are you married? Yep.

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15 years.

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Met her in college.

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Oh, you met her in college.

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That's nice.

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Come on, man.

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Let's see the picture, dude.

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George, let's not do this. Oh, come on.
Why not?

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You went to college.

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You got a good job.

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It doesn't matter if my wife is hotter
than yours, dude. It's not a

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Shit.

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I can never win nothing.

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Is she the girl from the beer
commercials?

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She does a little modeling.

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Charlie, you seen her naked and
everything?

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Dude.

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Oh, I'm sorry. That was totally
inappropriate.

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Ernie! What?

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Give me a picture of Cochino.

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Rick, I hope this isn't out of line, but
she's had some really nice work done.

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The real.

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Jack brought in this consultant, Rick
Martinez.

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The guy's perfect, Angie. Smart,
confident, successful.

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I don't like you have a crutch on him.

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Angie, please, Rick is so out of my
league.

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Come on, you're exaggerating. No one's
better than my man.

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Oh, yeah, you should see what his wife
looks like.

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A picture of his wife? No, when he went
to lunch, Ernie stole it and made a

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bunch of copies.

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Wow.

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She is beautiful.

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I'm going to need that back. I've got to
get it signed tomorrow night at the car

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show.

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Hey, Karma, fine.

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Where's Max? You were supposed to pick
him up after school.

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I went there, but they said he was out
sick today.

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He's not sick.

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Well, didn't he have a big test today?

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Oh, no, I bet he did.

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Why don't you send him away, and then
it'll be just the three of us like it

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back in the good old days?

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That's funny, Carmen, because back in
the good old days, I remember there was

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just two of us.

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Go to your room. I want to talk to your
brother.

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Should we do good cop, bad cop? Yeah,
whatever you want tonight, but right

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let's deal with Max.

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Hey, Max, are you all right?

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Yeah, why?

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Oh, my God.

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You don't even know.

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Apparently someone in your class missed
a test.

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And your teacher, Mr. Sanchez, got
worried and she went looking.

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Yeah, she went to that pizza place
across from the school to see if the kid

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there. But a pit bull chased her in the
street.

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And she got hit by a bus.

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She's still okay, right?

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Well, she was, but the ambulance that
came to get her didn't realize she was

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still in the street. I just did this to
go to the

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arcade. I know she go looking for me.

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Busted!

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You know better than to skip school.

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It was only one day.

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Max, you missed a test.

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What? the big deal if i miss the test
i'm not going to college anyway yes you

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are you didn't excuse me i decided to
raise a family i still might go someday

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dad said you don't need to so i'm not
going hey don't listen to what i said

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i was wrong you know today i met a guy
who has the same exact background as i

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except he went to college and because of
that he's got a better job a nicer

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house uh may i go ahead a smoking hot
white max

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Trust me, man, you got to go to college.

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I hate this. I'm not good enough to get
into college.

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Look, I used to think the same thing,
but now I know if I worked harder, I

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have gotten through it.

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Yeah, right. You didn't go, I don't have
to go.

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Oh, so that's how it is, huh?

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If I went to college, you'd go?

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Yeah, but you didn't go, so I don't have
to go.

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Then here it is.

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I'm going to college, and you know what?
So are you.

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Angie, call Harvard and get them on the
line.

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I'm on the line.

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You're really going to college. Damn
right I am. And so are you.

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Because you know what? When I put my
mind to something, I do it. That's it.

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Okay, how do I get out of this?

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You're at the college, man. You figure
it out. Why did you stop me? Well, how

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was I supposed to know you were going to
set a good example for your kids all of

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a sudden?

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Well, when I started talking and you
started feeling proud of me, you should

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have known that something was wrong.

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George, I went on the Internet and found
an application for the community

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college. Here, I printed it out for you.

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You know, Angie, I don't think we really
have the money for me to go back to

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college.

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It's only $28 a unit.

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Well, you know, Angie, I really don't
think I have the time to go back to

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college. It's only two nights a week.
Close! I don't have to close!

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Honey, I understand you're nervous, but
think about it.

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You could actually be a college
graduate.

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But I hated school, Angie.

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I mean, I sucked at it because of my
dyslexia.

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I hid behind this fat kid in class so
they wouldn't call on me. Then one day,

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takes one of those herbal diet pills,
his stupid heart explodes, and I get a

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I'm not saying it's going to be easy for
you, but think about the example you'll

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be setting for Max.

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Hmm, they have a business degree.

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What's that?

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A college application.

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George is going back to school.

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Why?

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Do they need a big -headed mascot to run
around the football games?

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No, if they needed a mascot, they could
just put a saddle on you and ride you

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around after touchdowns.

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Benny, this is serious. George is
thinking about getting his business

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Angie, you're wasting her time. She
don't care.

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George. You're not college material.

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You were lucky to get through high
school.

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You see, mijo, the world is divided up
into two kinds of people.

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I would go on, but I bet I already lost
you because of the math.

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You know what, Bob? You're wrong about
me.

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I'm going to go back to school so I can
set an example for my son.

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I'm going to do all the stuff college
kids do.

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Protest stuff I don't understand, pull
all -nighters. I'm going to go to

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for spring break and take my top off
because this co -ed has gone wild.

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What's all that?

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Carmen's filling out her application for
the University of Michigan.

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I was about to do the same for Valley
Community College.

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Carmen, we're both going to college at
the same time? If I get in, Dad, this

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application is crazy. They want my
transcripts, test scores. It's like a

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big thing.

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I know it's tough, but we'll get through
this together.

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Please describe in detail the personal
benefits you derive from your volunteer

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work and or community service.

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Have you ever been convicted of a
felony?

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What would that look like?

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of all your college preparatory
elective.

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Have you taken an illegal substance in
the last seven years?

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Seven years.

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Hey, sign it, date it, and fax it. It
looks like I'm in.

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Classes haven't even started and I'm way
ahead of you.

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Dad, you had one page to fill out.

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Look, Carmen, I know we're going to
competing schools, but let's not bring

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rivalry into the house.

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So, Max, your father's really doing it.

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He's going to college.

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No way.

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I already filled out my application.
Check it out.

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You know, when I said that stuff at the
assembly about how you didn't have to go

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to college, it was just covering for the
fact that I never went, okay? I was

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over -consummating.

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Over -consummating. Angie, I'm sorry,
but college students use big words,

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I don't want to make you feel inferior
or anything.

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Man, I never thought you'd actually go
through with this.

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Max, you made a deal with your dad. If
he goes, you go.

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You better get upstairs and study.

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I'm so proud of you, honey.

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Do you realize that this time next week,
you'll be in your first college class?

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What if I'm weighing over my head and I
can't do the work?

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Well, I'm sure the teacher will help you
if you have any trouble.

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You know what? That's what I'm going to
do this time.

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When I was in high school, I was afraid
to ask questions because I didn't want

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to look dumb.

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So I just got by by making people laugh,
you know, turning my eyelids inside

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out, shoving pencils up my nose.

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Wait a minute.

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That's why you were acting like that on
our honeymoon?

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You had questions and you were afraid to
ask for help?

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I didn't need help.

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I made a cheat sheet, but I didn't know
that the lights were going to be all the

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way up.

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Hey, you.

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George Lopez, class of 07.

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Hey, can you take a picture of me with
my camera phone? I want my son to see me

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on my first day of college.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I want them to know
that learning is fun. Wait a minute.

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Welcome to microeconomics. Please take
your seats, everyone.

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My name is Professor Tracy Lim.

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I will be your instructor for this
class.

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We'll start with a brief overview of
economic theories.

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Come on, guys. Hey, if this is working,
then these aren't.

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Okay?

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I expect more from one of my own, so
I'll give up the sad, eh? Very sad.

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Take it away, professor. I know where
you live, too. I see your face.

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In layman's terms, we'll be studying a
branch of economic theory that delved

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into the behavior of individual economic
agents and their ramifications on the

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globalized market.

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Yes? I got a question about something
that I didn't understand.

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Oh, and which part was that?

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Everything after in layman's terms.

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It's hard. I'll tell you when you sign
up and then you get here.

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I see we have our funny man.

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Oh, it's okay. You know, I like comedy,
too.

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Oh, this is one of my favorites.

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Knock, knock.

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Okay.

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Who's there?

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Be quiet. You're wasting everyone's
time.

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Be quiet. You're wasting everyone's time
who?

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See where we stand.

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Who here knows the difference between
inflation, recession, deflation,

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depression?

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Good, good.

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Yes, what's the difference? Oh, I don't
know the answer. I just have another

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question.

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Is it an economics question?

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Yes. What is it? Is it too late for me
to get my $28 back?

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I'm not doing anything.

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I saw you passing a note. Are you
cheating?

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No, I'm not, I swear.

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Then maybe you'd like to share the note
with the whole class.

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Don't want to. Read it.

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Do you think Professor Lim is hot?
Circle yes or no.

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Somebody passed it to me. I just made a
circle.

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You know, I would have respected you
more if you were cheating.

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Saskia, I'm going to change my answer to
no. Forget you.