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[upbeat music]
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So how is single life treating you?
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Good. Now I'm really into knitting.
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Well, I will be when I have bought all the things. [sighs]
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- And you?
-I…
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I love it. Yes, I, uh...
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I walked around the park all weekend with headphones on.
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I just read for hours.
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I'm not sure listening to sapphic historical fiction
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at speed 1.5 it technically counts as reading, but oh well.
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I'm consuming content, Margy.
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Hey, are we really going to do this again?
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I…
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Oh my god, is that Ted? [gasps]
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He's eating a hot dog all alone.
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That's too sad.
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Hot dogs are strictly social food.
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Oh, he probably has to use the napkin tucked in his shirt like that.
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because he has no one to tell him that he spilled mustard on himself.
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[Margy] That's not just a napkin.
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It's a cry for help.
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- [sighs]
- It's heartbreaking, isn't it?
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[Mady] Devastating.
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- We have to take a photo of him.
- Yes. Oh, yes, yes.
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[Mady] Yes, this goes straight to the team chat.
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- [inhales sharply]
- [Margy moans]
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- [Mady sighs]
-[gasps]
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God.
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I don't want to die alone.
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- Shall we return?
- I was just thinking that.
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- Oh. [laughs]
- [laughs] Thank God.
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[Margy sighs, laughs]
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I'm so glad you said yes.
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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{\an8}[opening music plays]
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["Unstoppable" plays]
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It's my time.
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[both] It's my time.
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It's my time.
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It's my time.
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It's my time.
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It's my time.
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{\an8}[all] It's our time.
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Wow, you did that.
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It's so...
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- Important, yes?
- Very important.
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{\an8}- Definitely important.
- Because it is important.
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{\an8}We are going to play our first game at Nelson Road.
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{\an8}I think this video will really help generate interest and sell tickets.
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{\an8}I mean, a women's team filling
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{\an8}a Premier League stadium in its first year.
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{\an8}- Do you understand how incredible this is?
- It's incredible.
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{\an8}- And very important.
- Yes.
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{\an8}Anything else to discuss?
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{\an8}S-Yes, I was going to say that...
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{\an8}- Sorry, one last thing...
- Uh, yeah.
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{\an8}…the £10 tickets were definitely the right decision.
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{\an8}Ah, totally.
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{\an8}And Zelda, very generously, bought another 2,000 tickets.
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{\an8}- Wow.
- I simply donated them
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{\an8}- to local schools.
- Marvelous.
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{\an8}Sorry, Leslie.
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{\an8}Eh, yeah, I was going to say...
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{\an8}- Oh, sorry, don't forget...
-[clears throat]
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{\an8}…you're going to present a check to your foundation during the break, okay?
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{\an8}Right, thank you, and I'll have a speech prepared.
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{\an8}Perfect. Sorry, Leslie, what were you saying?
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{\an8}Ah, okay.
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{\an8}- Eh, yes, as I said...
- God. Sorry, Leslie.
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{\an8}- Mm?
- [Rebecca] I just remembered.
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{\an8}I need two tickets because Matthijs and Jelka will be in town.
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{\an8}Fantastic. Are you sure he doesn't want to pay?
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{\an8}They only cost 10 pounds.
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{\an8}- I think I'll pay them.
- [everyone laughs]
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{\an8}- This is really happening, guys.
- [squeals excitedly]
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{\an8}- I'm very excited.
- I'm going to call Barbara.
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{\an8}I'll keep you posted if anything changes.
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{\an8}[everyone exclaims]
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{\an8}Leslie, I'm so sorry. What did you want to discuss?
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{\an8}Yeah, uh, we, uh...
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{\an8}No, uh... [babbles]
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{\an8}The man, eh, no...
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{\an8}Hey, yes-yes we...
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{\an8}It completely left me.
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{\an8}So it couldn't be that important.
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{\an8}Mm, no.
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[Ted] S-H-A-N-N-O-N.
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{\an8}Good.
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{\an8}Yes. There it is.
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{\an8}Our provisional squad for this Saturday.
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{\an8}Playing against Chelsea is not going to be a leisurely walk in the park.
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{\an8}In fact, it's going to be a grueling 90-minute race around the entire court.
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{\an8}- But you have to try, right?
- We can't beat Chelsea.
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{\an8}- We're not good enough.
- Come on, coach.
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{\an8}- How about a little positivity?
- Oh, yes. No, sorry, you're right.
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{\an8}- Hey, they're too good.
- Thank you.
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{\an8}What would you do differently, coach?
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{\an8}Well, for starters, I'd take Shannon out of there and put her on the practice squad.
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{\an8}- It's not ready.
- Good point.
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{\an8}Hey, you know what? That reminds me of something.
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{\an8}Henry told me this: "The more you take, the more you leave behind." What am I?
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{\an8}- What are you doing?
- Say it again.
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{\an8}"The more you take, the more you leave behind." What am I?
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{\an8}- Please stop.
- [Ted] I'm not going to stop,
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{\an8}but I will pause.
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{\an8}[indistinct chatter]
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{\an8}Alright, big game this weekend.
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{\an8}- Boss.
- Yes.
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{\an8}Can we ask you a couple of questions?
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{\an8}Oh, like one of those internet quizzes?
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{\an8}Because, if so, for some reason I always think I'm Princess Jasmine.
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{\an8}Ted, are you married?
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{\an8}- Sorry, what?
- Do you always eat alone?
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{\an8}- Are you dating anyone?
- [babbles] Eh…
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{\an8}Are you alone, missing home, or both?
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{\an8}- [Niamh] It's nothing to be ashamed of.
- [Boots] It's okay if so.
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{\an8}What's happening right now?
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{\an8}- Hey, we saw you.
- [Ted] Hm?
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{\an8}- [Mady] Yes.
- [players talking]
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{\an8}- [Ted] Oh.
- Do you always wear those pants?
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{\an8}- Never jeans?
-I…
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{\an8}You're like Bart Simpson, always wearing the same shorts.
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{\an8}Yes, but at least I don't eat them, right? [laughs]
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{\an8}Do you think Bart eats his own shorts?
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{\an8}Good point. I guess what's famous is that it encourages others to eat them.
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{\an8}- You know? Yeah?
- Yes, that does.
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{\an8}Hey. The real question is what we have to do this weekend to beat Chelsea.
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{\an8}Yes? And the answer is out there, on that training pitch.
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{\an8}- So let's go!
- [cheers, conversations]
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{\an8}Yes? Alright, come on, come on. Yes indeed.
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{\an8}Mmm, that was interesting.
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{\an8}- Shits.
- Sorry?
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{\an8}"The more you take, the more you leave behind." My answer is: shit.
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{\an8}I accept it, but I was actually looking for "footprints."
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{\an8}- [exhales sharply]
- That was a joke.
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{\an8}Well, it was more of a riddle, but I understand
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{\an8}how the coach's eschatological interpretation can bring some levity
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{\an8}if you like bathroom humor.
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{\an8}- Yes, I like it.
- No, not that. That. That.
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{\an8}Whatever happened in there. That they will ask you about your love life.
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{\an8}I mean, what?
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{\an8}Number one, it's inappropriate, and number two, who cares?
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{\an8}[laughs] Number two.
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{\an8}Well, it did take me a little by surprise, but it doesn't bother me.
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{\an8}You're probably sensitive to the topic because it happens to you all the time, right?
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{\an8}Eh, no. They have never asked me anything, and I'm glad. [laughs]
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{\an8}Because, in fact, what they should do
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{\an8}is wondering why the hell they can't organize themselves
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before the most important fucking game of their careers.
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That's what you should ask yourself,
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if they are going to ask themselves something.
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If you ask me.
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Which they don't.
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[growls] Because no one asks me anything.
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And that's fine. [snorts]
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It's okay.
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No, it's okay. Not even…
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I don't even care. It doesn't even matter. [snorts]
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[growls, clears throat]
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It's okay.
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[Ted groans]
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[both moan]
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Hey.
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Did you say "hey" or "Roy"?
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Why does it matter?
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It sounds like you respond to either.
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Yes. Well, I guess so.
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Yes.
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I'm sorry I can't be here on Saturday.
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I have to be in Newcastle
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with the irrelevant shitty secondary men's team that no one gives a damn about.
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[laughs]
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- It's okay.
- But you will be in my thoughts.
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Me or the team?
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What does it matter? It sounds like you respond to either.
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Hey, Roy.
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Just out of curiosity, what date are you going on?
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Nine.
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Interesting.
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Shit.
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[knocks on the door]
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[mumbles indistinctly]
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[clears throat]
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- Hello. [laughs]
- Hello.
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- Hello.
- Hello, Rebecca.
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Do you have those chips you had the last time I came?
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Clear. I bought them specially.
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- Thank you.
- With the other cravings next to…
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[speaks in Dutch]
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[in English] No, do it!
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Stay wild, young lady! Don't let them dominate you!
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[laughs]
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Mmm. Do you think I'll ever stop liking this uniform?
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Is that the reason you became a pilot?
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No, I became a pilot because of airplane food.
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[both laugh]
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I missed you.
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-And I missed you.
- [groans]
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[moans]
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I actually wanted to talk to you about that.
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Yeah?
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I got a job at Virgin Atlantic.
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- That?
- I'm moving to London.
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- That?
- Mm-hmm.
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Uh… Wow. [laughs]
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Hey, what about Jelka?
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They didn't want to hire her.
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- He's only ten years old.
- [laughs]
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No. I told his mom about the job.
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and applied for a position in the London branch of his company.
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So I can be with Jelka and you.
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- That's incredible. God.
- [laughs]
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[laughs]
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Hey, coach. Does Alice seem a little faster than usual to you this week?
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Well, I think playing at Nelson Road does that to you.
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- Mm-hmm. So it must be contagious, huh?
- Because you said so?
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Well, I'm pretty sure that must be the reason why, uh,
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the team questioned me for eating a hot dog. Yeah?
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No. I think they just want to know more about you.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Beard.
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I saw Jane's one-woman show last night.
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The three of us saw it. [inhales sharply] Holy shit…
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- What a performance.
- Yes.
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I haven't cried like this since my dad abandoned me and my mom.
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and then he came back. Damn idiot.
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I only stopped crying about it when we started walking here to see you.
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Yes, I hear it's a great show.
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What, you haven't seen it?
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Hey, I didn't know you guys were such theater buffs.
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No, we are not.
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-The theater is shit.
- [Ted] Hmm.
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Yes, if I want to listen to someone scream and scream for two hours, I go to my mom's house.
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Damn idiot.
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We're just big Beard fans.
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Even after watching the show.
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I have to go see that show.
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- Are you sure this is a good idea, coach?
- No.
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- Do you want to come with me?
- [laughs]
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Whose car are we in?
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00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,588
- We don't drive.
- No, it's from The Town.
242
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,173
- What town?
- The movie.
243
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What movie?
244
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[indistinct conversations, laughter]
245
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[Ted] I'm just glad they're not buttons because that can be
246
00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,482
complicated to manipulate when your hands are cold.
247
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,983
- What's happening?
- [Ted laughs]
248
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:55,071
Hey, the girls pooled money and bought me a new pair of blue jeans. [laughs]
249
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They even got my size right.
250
00:10:56,281 --> 00:11:00,535
My first job was at Levi's, so I can guess anyone's size from a hundred yards away.
251
00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:01,827
[Ted] Wow, that's a good party trick.
252
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,789
- Except with our cousin Finley.
- Because he's a liar.
253
00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:07,041
- I know a size 30 by 30 when I see one.
- [Chilton] Yes, well…
254
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,710
That many people here are actually a fire hazard, so, uh,
255
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,587
You know... we could all die...
256
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[laughs]
257
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:14,800
…if there was a fire.
258
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,427
Um, yeah, you know, Coach makes a very good point.
259
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,263
So, hey, see you there on the court, okay?
260
00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:22,056
And thanks for this. I really appreciate it.
261
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,433
We still have the receipt if you want to exchange them for a darker shade or something.
262
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,018
No, it matches your skin tone. Alright.
263
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,103
[Ted] Yeah, how about that?
264
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,437
Very considerate.
265
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,315
I haven't seen you wear jeans since we went to that Cake concert at Bottleneck.
266
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,400
[Ted] Oh, right.
267
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,360
I remember we both bought vibraslaps after seeing that concert.
268
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,112
Now what you have to do is get yourself a jean jacket.
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[Ted] H-What do you call that? A Canadian tuxedo?
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[Coach Beard] Yes, except in Canada where they just call it a tuxedo.
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[Ted] Man, we're going to be hot on Chelsea's heels like a puppy.
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[Coach Beard] A helpless puppy.
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- [Ted barks]
- [players shout indistinctly]
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[whistle blows]
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Shannon!
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00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,927
You had Gemma on your left, or if you had gone right,
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You would have had a chance to shoot. Instead, you did nothing.
278
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,141
Alright, stop playing like you know you don't belong on this team.
279
00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,519
Hey, Alice, give him some fucking change.
280
00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,062
- What did you say?
- Gem, leave it.
281
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,480
- Leave it.
- No, you heard me.
282
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,900
Leave her alone.
283
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,319
Look, Shannon, I'm going to make a decision for you.
284
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,403
Go run five laps.
285
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,654
No, you don't have to do that.
286
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,366
- Do you want to accompany her?
- Wow, what a tough man, right?
287
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,869
Both, ten laps.
288
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,996
No, fuck that.
289
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- Everyone, 15 laps.
- [players complain]
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Come on, move.
291
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Bitch.
292
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Gem, Gem, come on.
293
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[players speak indifferently]
294
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,653
Hey, coach, do you know how to barbecue?
295
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,989
- No.
- [snorts] It's great.
296
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,116
Yes, and I don't just mean putting a burger on the grill.
297
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,826
I mean real barbecue, you know?
298
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,287
Low and slow heat, lots of smoke.
299
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,706
The kind of cooking that makes your neighbor poke his head over the fence.
300
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,791
[laughs]
301
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,878
Look, when I started learning, I was always in a hurry.
302
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,340
I lifted the lid, chopped the meat, turned the heat up to maximum.
303
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,968
because he was impatient and hungry.
304
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,052
Well, you know what's up?
305
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,596
The meat is all hard.
306
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,100
He ended up cooking all the tenderness away until it was gone.
307
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,062
And I think something similar happens with people.
308
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,189
If you're poking and prodding them every five minutes,
309
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,567
They can get a little hard.
310
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:41,279
But if you trust the process, you keep the temperature stable,
311
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,740
You add a little seasoning when needed and a little sauce to keep it sweet,
312
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:48,620
Well, you have a good chance of ending up with something you're going to be proud of.
313
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,456
I will take it into account.
314
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,458
Yes.
315
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,544
[sighs]
316
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,338
Wow, I just got really hungry.
317
00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:05,971
[Ted whistles]
318
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,768
- Someone is in a good mood.
- Not really.
319
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,729
No, I just had that song stuck in my head all day.
320
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,815
I'm a little worried that this is a prelude to a complete psychotic breakdown,
321
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,233
But maybe it's just a catchy tune.
322
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,819
- Here you go.
- Thank God. [sighs]
323
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,239
- Ah, this might help.
- Uh-oh, someone's stressed.
324
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,409
Come on, start counting, Cheech Marin.
325
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,661
[sighs] Ted, Matthijs is moving to London.
326
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,955
Well, then I'll be Amsterdam-given.
327
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,291
- That's great.
- Yes, it is, uh...
328
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,084
It's great.
329
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,713
Hmm, I'm picking up very "backwards day" vibes in that response.
330
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,674
- No no. Yes it's great.
- Brilliant.
331
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,301
- TRUE?
- I think so.
332
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,802
- [sighs] I don't know.
- Me neither.
333
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:52,266
I mean, this distance thing has worked so well for us for so long.
334
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,769
I've been microdosing our relationship.
335
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,980
Now I'm going to take the whole trip.
336
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:01,651
Like vomiting in a bucket in Peru like that…
337
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,362
[imitates retching]
338
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,407
- You know?
- Yes...
339
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,452
I never would have imagined you using a drug metaphor.
340
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,080
- Ted, I'm dating a man from Amsterdam.
- Good point.
341
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,874
But I don't understand it. I mean, what's up, Tommy Chong?
342
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,377
[inhales sharply] I don't know. What if he starts hating me?
343
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,379
What if I start hating him?
344
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,548
Know? What if all this goes to shit?
345
00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:25,424
[sighs]
346
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,718
I don't think I can go through that again.
347
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:28,929
Hmm.
348
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:30,931
I understand you. [laughs]
349
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:35,519
But I do think that a lot of your worries have roots in the past, you know?
350
00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:38,939
And there's a reason the rearview mirror is smaller than the windshield.
351
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,191
[sighs] This helps.
352
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,317
Well, yes.
353
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,027
I mean, who needs drugs when you have friendship?
354
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,946
- Butter. Yes.
- Yes, butter. Yes.
355
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,073
That's it.
356
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,121
Hello.
357
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,914
Oh. Hello.
358
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,708
Good luck with the game on Saturday.
359
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,335
Thank you. Likewise.
360
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,922
Maybe you could try to go on date number ten while you're there.
361
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,968
Because then, when you come back, you'll be done with all that.
362
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:09,803
And then, who knows.
363
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,639
Last night I had date number ten.
364
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,933
Oh yeah?
365
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:19,145
I wanted to tell you that, eh,
366
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,856
The last dates have been with the same woman.
367
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:22,941
Oh yeah?
368
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:25,402
Well, the last several.
369
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,947
How many are "several"?
370
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,783
From date six to ten.
371
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:34,995
Wow, that's great.
372
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,247
Yes.
373
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:41,209
Shit, I forgot my keys. [laughs]
374
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,710
I, uh...
375
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,004
How stupid I am.
376
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,008
Sweep the game this weekend.
377
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,011
[melancholic music plays]
378
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,067
[Ted growls]
379
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,694
[growls]
380
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:12,448
I don't like how new jeans tell you how to sit, instead of the other way around.
381
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,659
-Shh!
- [whispering] Sorry about that.
382
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,204
- [projector hum]
- [soft music plays]
383
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:22,459
- [sledgehammer blow]
-Order. Order in the room.
384
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,210
Jane Payne.
385
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:27,380
She is accused of pretending to be pregnant
386
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:31,008
to manipulate your partner, Beard, into marrying you.
387
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,719
- [Ted] Hm?
- How is it declared?
388
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:37,391
No not guilty, bitch.
389
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,353
[laughs, clears throat] One more time.
390
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:46,357
[speaks in Dutch]
391
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:49,652
[Rebecca and Jelka laugh]
392
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,070
- [in English] Hello.
- Hello.
393
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,447
Well, I'll be back late.
394
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,616
You two, behave, please.
395
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,077
Hmm. [kisses]
396
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,789
Oh, and remember: no sugar before bed.
397
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,458
Gives nightmares. The same goes for you, Jelka.
398
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,961
[Jelka laughs]
399
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,962
Yes, my captain.
400
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:10,465
- [Jelka laughs]
- [Rebecca laughs]
401
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,343
[door closes]
402
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,804
-Who's ready for some nightmares?
- I!
403
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,390
Me too! [laughs]
404
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:21,434
- [Jane, as Coach Beard] Jane?
- Yeah?
405
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:24,103
I am your lover, your only friend,
406
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:28,191
your mother and your father, your accountant and your master.
407
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,318
Oh, Beard.
408
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,945
You are everything. I will do anything for you.
409
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,615
Anything.
410
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,033
[gasps]
411
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:42,455
Hey everyone, I'm taking Coach Beard to Kansas City for barbecue.
412
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:43,664
Hey, that sure sounds like me.
413
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,542
But before I go, Jane,
414
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,127
I want to fuck you.
415
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,420
- Not that.
- [spectator] Shh!
416
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:50,756
Sorry.
417
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,927
Everyone wanted to fuck me.
418
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,682
Was the baby real?
419
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,143
- [Jane gasps]
- [audience gasps]
420
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:09,607
To my husband, my family, God and his rivals, it was not.
421
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:11,401
Because he had fooled them all.
422
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:17,157
But for me, the lie was the only real thing.
423
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,826
[baby cries]
424
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,051
[Ted] Alright, we should probably get out of here.
425
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,135
I have to go see her.
426
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,221
- No... Well. [laughs]
- [Coach Beard] With permission.
427
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,722
With permission. With permission.
428
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,059
- Sorry about earlier. With permission.
- [Rebecca] Oh, big strawberry.
429
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:47,061
- Ah, brain freeze.
- [growls]
430
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,730
Quickly, stick your tongue to the roof of your mouth.
431
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,985
Wow, you're like a doctor.
432
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:56,320
[laughs] Actually, let me check.
433
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,530
My God.
434
00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,657
Oh yes, and my diagnosis is that
435
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:02,952
you definitely need another 200 milligrams of strawberry ice cream.
436
00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:04,871
[laughs] Let's exchange.
437
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:05,873
[laughs]
438
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:08,375
So, uh...
439
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,795
How do you feel about this move to London?
440
00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,506
Mmm, I think I feel happy.
441
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,842
Yes, happy for my mom's great work.
442
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,468
Oh, that's good.
443
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,722
But you know that your mom is moving to London because of your dad's great job.
444
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:24,016
Uh, no, that's wrong.
445
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:27,102
Dad and I moved to London for Mum.
446
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,647
TRUE. Good. That's ok.
447
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,108
Good.
448
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,403
I think we're going to need more ice cream.
449
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,654
[knocks on the door]
450
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,907
Go ahead.
451
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,495
Hello, Jane.
452
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,331
Hello, what's-her-name.
453
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:49,624
[snorts]
454
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,669
- You know very well what my name is.
- [laughs] You're right.
455
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:57,173
And I also knew that you would come to see the play, because the part of you
456
00:20:57,174 --> 00:21:01,594
who is still in love with me actually hates me, and you love that.
457
00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:03,680
You have to stop doing this work.
458
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,433
Convince me.
459
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:12,522
[grunts, groans]
460
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:15,526
[Ted whistles]
461
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,246
What are you doing?
462
00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:30,540
- Ah, huh...
- Well, you can't whistle.
463
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:32,917
- Of course I can. Listen. [whistle]
- No, no, no, no, no,
464
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,920
No, I mean you shouldn't whistle.
465
00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:38,297
- It's bad luck.
- Oh. Damn, sorry.
466
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,800
[laughs] Superstition. I understand, yes.
467
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,802
I find it quite curious that someone could be
468
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,470
doing something without thinking to calm down,
469
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,099
and depending on where you do it, you could end up causing chaos.
470
00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:49,810
Mm-hmm. Yes.
471
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,395
It must be fun working here, right?
472
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:54,230
Yes, it can be.
473
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:55,691
Yes. What are you doing here?
474
00:21:56,525 --> 00:22:00,111
- I'm the stage manager.
- Oops. I like that. Stage manager.
475
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:02,030
[laughs] How did you come to do that?
476
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,323
Do you really want to know?
477
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:08,620
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I could also stay here looking at my phone, if you prefer.
478
00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:18,462
Well. When I was ten years old I saw a production of Shakespeare's Scottish play
479
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:22,675
and I went through the whole work
480
00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:26,637
trying to figure out how there could be a balcony on stage one minute
481
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,807
- and the next a huge banquet table.
- Hmm. [laughs]
482
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:32,476
I had absolutely no idea what was going on in the play.
483
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:36,397
[laughs] Yes, because you wanted to look behind the curtain.
484
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:37,774
Yes. Yes.
485
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,276
But you never wanted to be an actress, huh?
486
00:22:40,277 --> 00:22:42,028
Oh, God, no.
487
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:43,571
They're all crazy.
488
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:46,324
I mean, they're obviously very brave to put themselves out there like that,
489
00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:48,993
but, you know, I could never do that.
490
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:54,540
I guess I just wanted to, uh, you know, help them with what they do best.
491
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,251
Yes. Like a theater coach. [laughs]
492
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,129
Or a stage manager.
493
00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:01,923
True, you already have a term for that. [laughs]
494
00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:02,925
Mmm.
495
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,136
- Excuse me, who are you?
- Oh yeah, I'm just waiting for my friend.
496
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:08,679
Hey, my name is Ted. Ted Lasso.
497
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,681
- Ah, the one from the play, you and Jane.
- Yeah.
498
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,391
Well, no, no, no, no, no, not that way.
499
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,894
But, I mean, you know, that was, uh, artistic license.
500
00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:17,939
You know, uh, the subjective view, which I completely respect.
501
00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:20,483
There is an emotional truth there, but no real one.
502
00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:22,568
[scene crew, over radio] We have a serious leak in area A.
503
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,655
- Yeah, I should probably go.
- Oh, yes, yes.
504
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:27,448
Nice jeans, by the way.
505
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:30,577
Oh, thank you. But. Hey, 22 young women bought them from me.
506
00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:32,829
Oh.
507
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,499
[bang, crash in the distance]
508
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,543
Was that because I whistled?
509
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,586
Yeah.
510
00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:44,465
- [door opens]
- Mmm.
511
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,925
[moans]
512
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:47,552
- [Beard sighs]
- Are you okay, friend?
513
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:51,597
[inhales sharply] The good news is that Jane agreed to stop doing the play.
514
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,099
- Brilliant.
- The bad news is
515
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,309
that its producers want to take it to the West End
516
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,728
and have Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Stone play her role
517
00:23:57,729 --> 00:24:00,690
- and make it the biggest show in London.
- Then you hit a mirror.
518
00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:04,610
- No, I head-butted him.
- Wow, okay.
519
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,737
Yes, we should get you out of here. Come on.
520
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,447
- Was someone whistling out here?
- Yes, someone.
521
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,533
I don't know who it was. Have you seen Macbeth?
522
00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:11,617
[screams]
523
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:12,619
[beats]
524
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,746
[growls] Okay.
525
00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:20,752
[Matthijs sighs]
526
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:27,801
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
527
00:24:31,847 --> 00:24:33,599
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
528
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,061
Alright.
529
00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:42,064
- I love you…
-[inhales deeply]
530
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:44,067
…but you're going to have to tell me what's going on.
531
00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:47,112
- [laughs] Nothing. I'm fine.
- Mmm.
532
00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:50,239
Never in the entire history of humanity
533
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:54,035
A woman has said she is fine when in reality she is.
534
00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:55,037
[laughs]
535
00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:57,706
Alright. Hey…
536
00:24:58,790 --> 00:24:59,791
Look.
537
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,253
Obviously you can move wherever you want.
538
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:08,132
I just feel like maybe we could have talked,
539
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,093
and we didn't do it.
540
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:12,262
Yes.
541
00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,682
You're right, and I'm sorry.
542
00:25:17,351 --> 00:25:19,937
I figured you'd be happy.
543
00:25:21,438 --> 00:25:22,563
[sighs]
544
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,525
But I feel like there's something else going on here.
545
00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:28,486
Um, yeah, why… [sighs] why are you really moving to London?
546
00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:30,029
- That?
- Just tell me the truth.
547
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:33,199
You move here because your ex needs to move here.
548
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,868
It's not the other way around. You moved here because of her job.
549
00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:38,788
Wait, wait, wait, what are you talking about? That…?
550
00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:40,915
- Why do you think that?
- Jelka told me.
551
00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:44,001
Well, she's wrong. He misunderstood. Please, he's ten years old.
552
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,212
Why were they even talking about this?
553
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:48,714
No, I... I was just asking him about the move.
554
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,592
Well I wish you hadn't done it.
555
00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:54,429
You know, she's already pretty much in the middle of all the shit between her mom and me.
556
00:25:56,890 --> 00:26:01,102
Look, I've worked really hard to protect her from all that.
557
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:03,479
And I don't want them to put her in the middle.
558
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,022
Well, okay. Look, nothing happens.
559
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,441
No, yes it happens.
560
00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:12,865
Look, I wanted to move here because I thought we were in a good place.
561
00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:19,078
Alright. I'm sorry.
562
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,372
[exhales deeply]
563
00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:23,166
I think we should give ourselves some time.
564
00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:29,590
Take some time apart to see, to feel if this is what we really want.
565
00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:31,341
Both.
566
00:26:31,967 --> 00:26:32,968
[Jelka] Dad!
567
00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:37,805
- [sighs]
- Dad, can we make pancakes?
568
00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:39,600
- Please.
- [Matthijs] Sorry.
569
00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:41,727
[door opens]
570
00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:44,604
- [sighs]
- [door closes]
571
00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:46,356
[whispering] Shit.
572
00:26:49,902 --> 00:26:52,361
[Lowe] For the first time in its brief history,
573
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:56,365
AFC Richmond women welcomes its fans to its ancestral home,
574
00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:59,493
the greyhound track itself, the Nelson Road stadium,
575
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:03,998
for a tempting FA Cup match against the powerful Chelsea.
576
00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:07,210
I'm Rebecca Lowe alongside English legend Jill Scott.
577
00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:10,296
Jill, does Richmond have any chance today?
578
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:13,132
[sighs] It's the eternal question, isn't it, Rebecca?
579
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:17,262
Where sport and probability come together in their purest form.
580
00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:19,055
Let's take it as a yes.
581
00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:23,059
It is also the first televised game in Richmond history.
582
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:25,144
Kickoff is seconds away from beginning.
583
00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:27,898
- Very good. Come on then, girls. Come on.
- Come on, girls. Forward.
584
00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:30,233
Don't let the crowd intimidate you.
585
00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:31,902
Nobody intimidates me.
586
00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:35,947
Maybe Cynthia Erivo, but that's more admiration, you know?
587
00:27:35,948 --> 00:27:37,073
Obvious.
588
00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:38,700
Let's give them a fucking show.
589
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:41,370
[players cheer and celebrate]
590
00:27:43,539 --> 00:27:46,624
[Lowe] And while these athletes step on the court for the first time
591
00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:49,794
at a sold-out Nelson Road, let's listen to the crowd.
592
00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:51,295
[Jill] Don't try too hard to listen.
593
00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:54,257
It may be out of stock, but it's also half empty.
594
00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:55,716
["Unstoppable" plays]
595
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:58,720
- [Mady] It's my time.
- [Niamh, Siobhan] It's my time.
596
00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:02,306
It's my time.
597
00:28:02,307 --> 00:28:05,726
That video sounds too loud with the stadium so empty.
598
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,270
- Maybe there's a lot of traffic.
- [Gemma] It's my time.
599
00:28:07,271 --> 00:28:11,190
N-No, actually it was better than usual, because I arrived quite early.
600
00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:14,111
I simply locked myself in a bathroom stall and read my book.
601
00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:16,697
Oh, actually…
602
00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:20,325
Yes, I left it. I left it there. I'm just going to…
603
00:28:23,287 --> 00:28:24,412
[whistle blows]
604
00:28:24,413 --> 00:28:26,289
[Lowe] Ten minutes and everything has been Chelsea.
605
00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:28,541
They have completely neutralized Gemma Jay.
606
00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:31,043
They have had 95% of the possession
607
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:33,880
and Richmond can't even get close enough to touch them.
608
00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:36,549
[Jill] Not close enough to touch each other either,
609
00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,218
any couple of people in this uncomfortably small audience.
610
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,429
This is very embarrassing.
611
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,472
Matthijs and Jelka didn't even show up.
612
00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:45,142
Yeah, uh, he...
613
00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:47,935
had to work. Sorry.
614
00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:51,230
- Ah, hello, lucky ones.
- [Rebecca laughs]
615
00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:52,523
- Is there anyone sitting here?
- Mm-mmm.
616
00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:54,067
Nobody? No? Brilliant.
617
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:55,611
Oh. [growls]
618
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:59,281
A chair also for my bag. He loves it.
619
00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:03,368
God, there's hardly anyone here. [laughs]
620
00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:07,079
Oh, come on, Keeley.
621
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,831
The only way out is through it,
622
00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:14,253
and sometimes the best way to get through it is to go all the way up.
623
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:15,630
Oh. [laughs]
624
00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:16,714
Yes? No?
625
00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:19,133
You guys continue, okay? I've screwed up enough for today.
626
00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:21,094
- Oh, no, I'll come back. That's fine thanks.
- [both babble]
627
00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:23,095
[sighs]
628
00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:24,514
Mmm.
629
00:29:24,515 --> 00:29:25,516
Well.
630
00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:30,144
Hmm.
631
00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:32,022
Hmm? Mmm, mmm.
632
00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:34,148
- Come on.
- Fuck it.
633
00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:35,442
A little drink
634
00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:38,237
Brilliant. Let's get drunk.
635
00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:40,530
- [laughs]
- Oh!
636
00:29:40,531 --> 00:29:42,698
- [coughs]
- [whistle blows]
637
00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:44,867
[Lowe] One-way traffic as the champions continue
638
00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:47,286
passing over the FA Cup debutants.
639
00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:48,704
Grammer Center,
640
00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:52,875
Grewal's header, and it's 1-0 before 15 minutes.
641
00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:54,085
[Jill] Chelsea are too good.
642
00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:55,462
Fucking shit.
643
00:29:58,924 --> 00:29:59,967
I don't understand.
644
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:03,387
There was a lot of support for that video on the internet.
645
00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:05,264
And now there's no one here supporting us.
646
00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:09,183
Well, there's a big difference between touching a screen and showing up,
647
00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:10,227
right?
648
00:30:15,315 --> 00:30:18,651
I know that what you do is important to you.
649
00:30:18,652 --> 00:30:23,489
I mean, if it wasn't, you wouldn't be taking up so much of KBPR's time.
650
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:26,285
I…I just think it can be fun too.
651
00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:31,956
I mean, you… you were the one who taught me how important it is.
652
00:30:31,957 --> 00:30:34,042
have fun too.
653
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:37,254
Hmm. You're right.
654
00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,214
Maybe I shouldn't be so focused on all this.
655
00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:41,966
Oh, no, no, yes you should.
656
00:30:41,967 --> 00:30:43,968
Because I can run the company.
657
00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:45,261
Don't worry about that.
658
00:30:45,262 --> 00:30:46,596
I love being the boss.
659
00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:49,891
I mean, I love getting to work early, sitting at my desk,
660
00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:51,434
so that when everyone else comes in,
661
00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:53,186
They see me and already think they are in trouble.
662
00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:55,813
I mean, I love… I love that. Really.
663
00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,024
- [laughs]
- You know, don't lose focus.
664
00:30:58,025 --> 00:30:59,108
That's important.
665
00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:03,405
I just think you can have a little more fun with your perspective.
666
00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:09,785
- Thank you, Barbara.
- Yes. Okay, uh, very good.
667
00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:11,078
Well, I'll leave you with that.
668
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:12,830
I'm going to go, uh, finish my book.
669
00:31:12,831 --> 00:31:15,082
before the line gets too long at the break.
670
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:16,959
- Alright.
- [Barbara] Okay.
671
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,795
- I'll save your seat.
- Yes.
672
00:31:21,757 --> 00:31:23,592
[sighs]
673
00:31:25,302 --> 00:31:27,803
[Lowe] Chelsea are doing what they want out there.
674
00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:29,847
It's only a matter of time until...
675
00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:30,849
[gasps] Mullan!
676
00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:32,558
And it's 2-0.
677
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:35,019
- [screams, growls]
- [whistle blows]
678
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,646
[Jill] Quinn can scream all she wants,
679
00:31:36,647 --> 00:31:40,316
or you can use that energy to go buy some goalkeeper gloves.
680
00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:41,901
[Lowe] This Richmond coaching staff is
681
00:31:41,902 --> 00:31:44,028
about to have a very difficult break.
682
00:31:44,029 --> 00:31:47,698
They're really going to have to come together to get the Greyhounds out of this.
683
00:31:47,699 --> 00:31:50,244
- Finding that classic Lasso positivism.
- Well, look, here it is...
684
00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:52,954
- Defense. You know, there is no defense.
- There isn't.
685
00:31:52,955 --> 00:31:54,247
I'm going to go out and get some air, okay?
686
00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:57,584
- Yes, yes. Sorry if we...
- Don't apologize. [laughs]
687
00:31:58,126 --> 00:31:59,335
- See you in a bit.
- [kisses]
688
00:31:59,336 --> 00:32:01,255
- Oh.
- [Keeley] Okay. [exclaims] Yes.
689
00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:05,175
Oops.
690
00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:08,636
- He had a hard time with that one.
- Because?
691
00:32:08,637 --> 00:32:13,517
Well, because she's a dreamer, right? And, you know, life can be hard on them.
692
00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:16,602
That's why he needs you, because you make things happen.
693
00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:18,939
- Oh. Yes, yes.
- You are an executor like me.
694
00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:21,315
Well, I could do a lot more.
695
00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:24,235
If my little dreamer would listen to me from time to time.
696
00:32:24,236 --> 00:32:27,154
Well, it's hard to hear reason over the trumpets of angels, you know?
697
00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:28,990
- Oops.
- But yes,
698
00:32:28,991 --> 00:32:31,158
- the world needs both, you know?
- [imitates a trumpet]
699
00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:33,536
- Needs dreamers and executors.
- Yes.
700
00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:34,745
It's like Eurythmics.
701
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:37,123
- I fucking love Eurythmics.
- I also fucking love Eurythmics.
702
00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:39,542
I fucking love Eurythmics. I was at his first concert.
703
00:32:39,543 --> 00:32:40,710
- No, you weren't.
- Yes I was,
704
00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:43,797
and there were more people on stage than in the audience.
705
00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:46,757
- There are only two.
- I know. I was the only one in the audience.
706
00:32:46,758 --> 00:32:48,676
- [makes a fart]
- [laughs]
707
00:32:48,677 --> 00:32:50,220
-Rebecca.
- That?
708
00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:53,556
Leslie.
709
00:32:53,557 --> 00:32:56,642
It's rest. Are you ready? The check for the children.
710
00:32:56,643 --> 00:32:58,895
- Yes, it is now.
- [mumbles]
711
00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:01,230
- [groans]
- Permission. Permission.
712
00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:02,523
[Rebecca] Those who do, keep playing.
713
00:33:02,524 --> 00:33:03,734
- [Higgins] Okay.
- [barks]
714
00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:05,943
[Zelda laughs]
715
00:33:05,944 --> 00:33:08,154
Keep playing, enforcer.
716
00:33:08,155 --> 00:33:09,572
Yes, keep playing!
717
00:33:09,573 --> 00:33:11,199
That was pathetic.
718
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,826
Their first televised game, and this is how they play.
719
00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,286
Maybe you made us run too much this week.
720
00:33:15,287 --> 00:33:16,997
It's not my fault that you guys are the ones playing like shit.
721
00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:20,667
They are making fools of themselves. They are embarrassing us all.
722
00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:23,794
Hey coach,
723
00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:26,757
You and I should talk a little after the game today, okay?
724
00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:32,345
Eh, I'm not entirely sure that's a good idea.
725
00:33:32,346 --> 00:33:34,931
I disagree, Leslie. I think it's a great idea.
726
00:33:34,932 --> 00:33:41,479
In fact, I think it's the best idea anyone has ever had.
727
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,482
Alright. God.
728
00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:46,193
[exclaims]
729
00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:48,403
Hey!
730
00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:53,116
AFC Richmond is always supporting this community.
731
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:58,663
So thank you very much to this community
732
00:33:58,664 --> 00:34:01,582
for supporting AFC Richmond today.
733
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:04,086
[audience cheers]
734
00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:08,422
{\an8}But… but now, a message
735
00:34:09,550 --> 00:34:13,886
for the best football fans in the world
736
00:34:13,887 --> 00:34:16,263
{\an8}who are not here today.
737
00:34:16,264 --> 00:34:18,140
{\an8}Where are they?
738
00:34:18,141 --> 00:34:19,642
Am I right?
739
00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:22,812
- Yeah! Yes, where are they?
- Where are they?
740
00:34:22,813 --> 00:34:26,566
Where are they?
741
00:34:26,567 --> 00:34:29,901
[everyone chants] Where are they? Where are they?
742
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:31,904
- Where are they? Yes.
- Where are they?
743
00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,363
Where the hell are they?
744
00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:34,532
Yes!
745
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:38,620
Yes! Where are they?
746
00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:40,413
Maybe we should have gone to the game.
747
00:34:40,414 --> 00:34:44,042
[Rebecca] Come on, show up! Let's go!
748
00:34:46,795 --> 00:34:47,795
[imitates an explosion]
749
00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:49,589
[growls]
750
00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:51,465
- [Rebecca] That's how it's done!
- [microphone coupling]
751
00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:52,800
Yes, that's how it's done!
752
00:34:52,801 --> 00:34:54,719
- Uhu!
- Brilliant. Brilliant.
753
00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:01,392
[Ted] Okay.
754
00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:05,188
Chelsea are playing quite well, which is not surprising.
755
00:35:05,189 --> 00:35:07,356
We all watched the videos of the game. [laughs]
756
00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:09,443
They have more highlights than a Real Housewife.
757
00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,986
But hey, we're only two goals down.
758
00:35:11,987 --> 00:35:14,739
Last time I checked, two is not three,
759
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,158
and I see them trying hard out there.
760
00:35:17,326 --> 00:35:20,996
So if you ask me, you have nothing to be ashamed of.
761
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,041
Cringe.
762
00:35:27,336 --> 00:35:31,088
Look, I know that we coaches sometimes ask a lot of you.
763
00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:33,300
And some of those times, you guys don't give us what we want.
764
00:35:34,051 --> 00:35:37,887
But I also know that there are times when you ask us for something,
765
00:35:37,888 --> 00:35:40,307
and we could communicate much better with you.
766
00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:41,975
So I start.
767
00:35:43,894 --> 00:35:45,145
No, I'm not married.
768
00:35:46,021 --> 00:35:48,481
I was, you know, for a while.
769
00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:50,358
Damn, I know my ex-wife.
770
00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:53,361
For longer than some of you have been alive. [laughs]
771
00:35:53,362 --> 00:35:56,072
And she and I, uh, raised our son Henry together,
772
00:35:56,073 --> 00:35:57,991
who I know some of you have already met a couple of times.
773
00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:01,370
And every other Sunday, after dropping him off at his mother's house,
774
00:36:02,663 --> 00:36:04,414
I choose to eat alone.
775
00:36:07,209 --> 00:36:09,002
No, I'm not dating anyone.
776
00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:11,797
Although I think I'm ready now.
777
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,466
Believe.
778
00:36:15,676 --> 00:36:19,805
And no, uh, I wouldn't describe myself as a loner. [laughs]
779
00:36:20,681 --> 00:36:23,724
Especially for all of you, you know, and for you guys.
780
00:36:23,725 --> 00:36:26,478
And by a lot of people we are lucky to work with here.
781
00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:29,188
I'm going to be honest with you.
782
00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:31,441
It shook me a little to see that photo they took of me.
783
00:36:33,569 --> 00:36:35,821
Because if he didn't know me and see me,
784
00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:39,115
Well, I would think that me was the loneliest man I had ever seen in my life.
785
00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:40,784
Do you know? [laughs]
786
00:36:42,077 --> 00:36:43,161
Yes.
787
00:36:43,745 --> 00:36:45,122
And I was ashamed.
788
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,168
Shame.
789
00:36:50,335 --> 00:36:54,630
An emotion so useless that it should be ashamed of itself. [laughs]
790
00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:56,800
And yet, it can catch any of us.
791
00:36:57,801 --> 00:37:00,429
Keep us small, scared,
792
00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:03,264
until we get out of it, you know?
793
00:37:03,265 --> 00:37:04,933
It's like that quote. What was it like? Eh…
794
00:37:05,684 --> 00:37:09,729
"When it's embarrassing to remain closed in a cocoon..."
795
00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:11,147
"The risk of remaining closed in a cocoon."
796
00:37:11,148 --> 00:37:13,942
That is. Yes, how's it going?
797
00:37:15,861 --> 00:37:18,196
"And the day came when the risk of remaining closed in a cocoon
798
00:37:18,197 --> 00:37:20,824
"It was more painful than the risk that flowering entailed."
799
00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:24,035
That same one.
800
00:37:24,036 --> 00:37:25,037
Thanks, coach.
801
00:37:26,038 --> 00:37:28,414
"When the risk of remaining closed in a cocoon
802
00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:31,793
"It was more painful than the risk that flowering entailed."
803
00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:35,254
When the risk of feeling shame
804
00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:39,092
It becomes more painful than the risk involved in trying.
805
00:37:39,843 --> 00:37:41,762
Well, I know what risk I'd rather take.
806
00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:43,597
What risk do I need to take?
807
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,393
It's the same one I want for all of you, you know, here in and out there.
808
00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,480
So I say that, in the second half,
809
00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:54,524
Let's try to score a goal.
810
00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:56,776
[players laugh]
811
00:37:56,777 --> 00:38:00,029
[Ted] And then a little later, let's try to get another one in.
812
00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:02,240
And when we tie this,
813
00:38:02,241 --> 00:38:04,825
Let's just have fun and try to get one more.
814
00:38:04,826 --> 00:38:06,160
Yeah? What do you think?
815
00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:08,204
- Yes.
- [Ted] Okay, yeah?
816
00:38:08,205 --> 00:38:09,705
- Alright.
- Yes. Yes.
817
00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:12,124
We have a few minutes left before we leave again.
818
00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:14,043
Does anyone else have any other questions for me?
819
00:38:14,044 --> 00:38:16,087
- [players murmur]
- [player] Yes.
820
00:38:16,088 --> 00:38:17,381
- Yes. It's okay.
- [whistle blows]
821
00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:20,424
[Lowe] Well, it's been the proverbial match of two halves.
822
00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:23,803
Richmond has transformed and Chelsea has its hands full
823
00:38:23,804 --> 00:38:26,265
against a team that regained its strength.
824
00:38:27,224 --> 00:38:28,684
- [Niamh] Yes, around there.
- Go on.
825
00:38:32,563 --> 00:38:34,690
[Lowe] Here comes Harrigan. For the other Harrigan.
826
00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:38,277
Gemma Jay stalking like a shark.
827
00:38:38,777 --> 00:38:40,737
Harrigan, command the center.
828
00:38:45,033 --> 00:38:47,535
- What a goal!
- [cheers]
829
00:38:47,536 --> 00:38:50,788
- Richmond responds and is now 2-1.
- Yes! Very good!
830
00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:54,125
[Jill] Gemma Jay is no less than a modern Colossus.
831
00:38:54,126 --> 00:38:55,794
Better get out of their way.
832
00:38:58,172 --> 00:39:01,299
[Lowe] Since he scored his goal, Jay has been everywhere
833
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,843
and Chelsea simply can't keep up with his speed.
834
00:39:03,844 --> 00:39:05,469
[growls]
835
00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:07,847
- [Jill] Well, that's one way to do it.
- [whistle blows]
836
00:39:07,848 --> 00:39:09,932
[moans, boos]
837
00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:11,184
- Hey!
- It has to be a joke.
838
00:39:11,185 --> 00:39:13,395
- Alright?
- [conversations]
839
00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:16,105
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
840
00:39:16,106 --> 00:39:17,648
- All good?
- Yes all ok.
841
00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:19,650
[Lowe] Jay and El Sherif facing this free kick,
842
00:39:19,651 --> 00:39:21,611
but everyone in this stadium knows who is going to collect it.
843
00:39:21,612 --> 00:39:23,238
Do you want to do a Robbie or a Gary?
844
00:39:25,157 --> 00:39:28,367
[Korean public] Who has the ball? Gemma Jay.
845
00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:30,995
Who has the ball? Gemma Jay.
846
00:39:30,996 --> 00:39:33,080
[Lowe] All eyes on Jay.
847
00:39:33,081 --> 00:39:35,666
Gemma Jay. Who has the ball?
848
00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:38,002
-Gemma Jay.
- [whistle blows]
849
00:39:38,003 --> 00:39:39,754
[Lowe] Here he comes.
850
00:39:39,755 --> 00:39:41,006
No!
851
00:39:45,427 --> 00:39:51,015
And what a great goal for Margy El Sherif's equalizer!
852
00:39:51,016 --> 00:39:54,435
- [cheers]
- [laughs]
853
00:39:54,436 --> 00:39:56,730
[Jill] Now they have this party hijacked.
854
00:39:58,607 --> 00:40:02,235
[Lowe] Ten minutes left, and this match isn't over with us yet.
855
00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:03,654
Powell from afar!
856
00:40:04,321 --> 00:40:06,364
- [audience laments]
- [Lowe] Another corner for Richmond!
857
00:40:06,365 --> 00:40:08,491
[Jill] What a comeback, Rebecca.
858
00:40:08,492 --> 00:40:10,701
I never knew greyhounds could purr.
859
00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:12,245
[Lowe] They've been relentless, Jill.
860
00:40:12,246 --> 00:40:13,747
Song is going to take the corner.
861
00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:18,669
Davis!
862
00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:21,170
To the post!
863
00:40:21,171 --> 00:40:24,383
[Jill] They can't afford to waste these opportunities.
864
00:40:24,967 --> 00:40:26,050
[Lowe] Chelsea on the attack.
865
00:40:26,051 --> 00:40:27,886
Grammer… Drumis!
866
00:40:29,096 --> 00:40:30,264
Peretti!
867
00:40:30,889 --> 00:40:32,014
- Yes!
- Yeah! Boots!
868
00:40:32,015 --> 00:40:35,601
A spectacular triple save by Boots Quinn. My God.
869
00:40:35,602 --> 00:40:38,813
As a general rule, you have to trust a goalkeeper without gloves
870
00:40:38,814 --> 00:40:41,649
more or less the same as in a headless hatter.
871
00:40:41,650 --> 00:40:44,986
- [screams]
- [Jill] But today I'll let it go.
872
00:40:44,987 --> 00:40:45,988
Second right stick!
873
00:40:49,074 --> 00:40:51,201
[dramatic music plays]
874
00:40:54,830 --> 00:40:56,163
[Lowe] Gemma Jay goes hand in hand.
875
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:58,625
The goalkeeper came out. Will this be the moment?
876
00:41:01,253 --> 00:41:03,963
- No! To the crossbar!
- [audience laments]
877
00:41:03,964 --> 00:41:05,132
[Beard groans]
878
00:41:06,383 --> 00:41:08,802
[Lowe] Handler punts hard up.
879
00:41:09,887 --> 00:41:12,263
Ah, great control from Mullan with space.
880
00:41:12,264 --> 00:41:14,057
And now Chelsea attacks again.
881
00:41:16,268 --> 00:41:17,936
It's Peretti!
882
00:41:19,396 --> 00:41:20,606
[Jill] Oh no!
883
00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:24,066
[Lowe] Goal!
884
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:25,735
Chelsea have achieved it.
885
00:41:25,736 --> 00:41:28,446
A cruel detour condemns Richmond
886
00:41:28,447 --> 00:41:32,200
despite a brave and determined performance in the second half
887
00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:35,037
that no one who has seen it will soon forget.
888
00:41:40,292 --> 00:41:42,669
[makes a fart] I think I'll go see them.
889
00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:47,590
[sighs deeply]
890
00:41:47,591 --> 00:41:48,966
Excellent.
891
00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:51,719
Today was a complete disaster.
892
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,472
Honey, you don't seem to realize
893
00:41:54,473 --> 00:41:56,183
that this is the best thing that could have happened.
894
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,809
I would laugh at that, but I'm too depressed.
895
00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:00,019
Well, don't you see?
896
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:02,939
Your little dreamer, Keeley, had her wings melted.
897
00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:06,151
Yes, yes, today is sad. Tomorrow will be fine.
898
00:42:06,902 --> 00:42:11,365
And, most importantly, she will be more willing to listen to you.
899
00:42:16,078 --> 00:42:17,787
[Keeley] They all played great, very well.
900
00:42:17,788 --> 00:42:19,248
It was so close.
901
00:42:19,915 --> 00:42:21,999
It was a really fantastic effort, yes?
902
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,084
Hello.
903
00:42:23,085 --> 00:42:27,171
I'm so sorry the stadium is so empty. I... I screwed up.
904
00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:29,131
- What are you taking about?
- That?
905
00:42:29,132 --> 00:42:32,343
That crowd was twice the size of our usual home games. You know that, right?
906
00:42:32,344 --> 00:42:35,388
That's more people than we've ever had in front of us, okay?
907
00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:39,726
Those voices in your head, tell them to shut the fuck up, okay?
908
00:42:40,644 --> 00:42:42,019
You did amazing.
909
00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,021
Alright.
910
00:42:44,982 --> 00:42:45,983
[sighs]
911
00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:50,487
You know, Ted,
912
00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:53,198
We could have a problem with a coach.
913
00:42:54,741 --> 00:42:56,285
You don't mean we might have a problem, coach?
914
00:42:59,997 --> 00:43:00,998
No.
915
00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:03,834
- It's okay.
- See you, people.
916
00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:06,085
- [Ted] Goodbye.
- [door closes]
917
00:43:06,086 --> 00:43:08,088
[closes the zipper of the bag]
918
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:12,550
[Alice clears her throat]
919
00:43:12,551 --> 00:43:14,428
Did you want to talk to me?
920
00:43:15,179 --> 00:43:17,472
Eh, yes, that's right. Hmm.
921
00:43:23,228 --> 00:43:26,606
I'm pretty sure I encouraged you to tone down the intensity a little with the team, right?
922
00:43:26,607 --> 00:43:29,443
[snorts] What, yeah, with the whole barbecue thing?
923
00:43:30,027 --> 00:43:31,987
This match was much more important than that.
924
00:43:32,571 --> 00:43:34,198
It was his chance to send a message.
925
00:43:34,781 --> 00:43:38,075
Well, that's one of the great things about sports. There is always another opportunity.
926
00:43:38,076 --> 00:43:39,995
Yes, not in my experience.
927
00:43:40,662 --> 00:43:41,663
Mm-hmm.
928
00:43:42,873 --> 00:43:43,956
You know, Alice,
929
00:43:43,957 --> 00:43:47,252
I had the privilege of working with another coach who had the same fire as you.
930
00:43:48,504 --> 00:43:51,423
Unfortunately, I didn't realize what was going on with him before, uh...
931
00:43:52,132 --> 00:43:54,176
well, before it ended up completely burned.
932
00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:58,095
So, in hopes of learning from my mistakes,
933
00:43:58,096 --> 00:44:00,098
I'm going to try a different approach with you.
934
00:44:02,392 --> 00:44:04,436
I'm going to suspend you for one game.
935
00:44:07,397 --> 00:44:10,442
But there is only one game left and then the Christmas holidays come.
936
00:44:11,026 --> 00:44:14,028
Well, maybe that will give you time to think about what's going on.
937
00:44:14,029 --> 00:44:16,240
Make some adjustments and hopefully we'll see you in the new year.
938
00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:25,165
[door opens]
939
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:27,334
[door slam]
940
00:44:30,921 --> 00:44:32,089
[sighs]
941
00:44:39,137 --> 00:44:42,098
- [singing] …relaxed and I feel ready…
- [laughs]
942
00:44:42,099 --> 00:44:46,310
- …to celebrate…
- [Keeley] Celebrate!
943
00:44:46,311 --> 00:44:49,063
- …with the best.
- [Rebecca] …with the best.
944
00:44:49,064 --> 00:44:52,984
- And I'm going down to the river…
- [both laugh]
945
00:44:52,985 --> 00:44:56,946
Oh, this is totally you in today's match. [laughs]
946
00:44:56,947 --> 00:45:00,741
- God, I'm a mess.
- No, no, you're not a disaster.
947
00:45:00,742 --> 00:45:01,826
It was funny.
948
00:45:01,827 --> 00:45:04,370
Well, at least there were only seven people there to see me.
949
00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:06,373
[both laugh]
950
00:45:10,627 --> 00:45:12,461
[sobs]
951
00:45:12,462 --> 00:45:13,713
Oh my god.
952
00:45:13,714 --> 00:45:15,339
Oh my god, I...
953
00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:18,552
That was very insensitive… A really terrible joke.
954
00:45:19,761 --> 00:45:23,348
No, it was… it was a good joke. I loved your joke.
955
00:45:24,641 --> 00:45:26,684
I love having a friend who can make cruel jokes,
956
00:45:26,685 --> 00:45:32,315
horrible at my expense, because you are not cruel or horrible at all.
957
00:45:32,316 --> 00:45:34,276
Ah…
958
00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:38,321
[cries] I... I'm just worried about Roy.
959
00:45:38,322 --> 00:45:39,948
Oh no, what?
960
00:45:41,074 --> 00:45:43,326
- Oh.
- Met someone,
961
00:45:43,327 --> 00:45:44,410
and he is going to marry her,
962
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:46,287
and they're going to have babies, and I'm a mess.
963
00:45:46,288 --> 00:45:48,539
Oh, no, you're not a disaster.
964
00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:49,999
I am the disaster.
965
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,001
[sighs]
966
00:45:51,919 --> 00:45:55,422
Matthijs said he was going to move here and I… [sighs]
967
00:45:56,465 --> 00:45:59,884
…I got scared and now I completely ruined it and we're taking some time.
968
00:45:59,885 --> 00:46:01,719
- My God.
- Yes.
969
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:05,139
- No. Oh, that's very bad.
- [babbles] I know, right?
970
00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:06,600
So I am the disaster.
971
00:46:08,143 --> 00:46:09,602
Shit.
972
00:46:09,603 --> 00:46:11,104
I think we're both a disaster.
973
00:46:12,898 --> 00:46:13,982
Yes.
974
00:46:15,817 --> 00:46:18,361
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Oh, God.
975
00:46:18,362 --> 00:46:20,906
Oh, the back of my head hurts.
976
00:46:21,490 --> 00:46:24,283
Sure. You had a great time today.
977
00:46:24,284 --> 00:46:26,078
I don't even like vodka.
978
00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:28,121
You're going to be fine.
979
00:46:30,207 --> 00:46:33,668
- [crying] I don't know.
- [laughs]
980
00:46:33,669 --> 00:46:35,712
["Hold On" plays]