1 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:36,911 Good morning. 2 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:41,707 Today in the program we will meet the winners from our UK's Ugliest House competition. 3 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:45,044 {\an8}Oh yes, we will also prepare a new recipe with the popular internet chef, Momo, 4 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,047 {\an8}who also happens to be a chimpanzee. 5 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,925 Now I wonder if he is going to prepare something with bananas in it. 6 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:53,803 - Maybe banana bread. - Or maybe banana pancakes. 7 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:55,055 Oh, man. 8 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,605 Good morning, Mae. 9 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:05,356 Good morning, Ted. 10 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:07,316 Hey, thanks again for the accommodation above. 11 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,651 It is perfect and very practical. 12 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:12,488 Stay as long as you want, because the other tenants I have 13 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:16,033 or they bring little dogs that won't stop barking or have a cocaine addiction. 14 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,327 Both things are a pain in the ass. at four in the morning. 15 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:22,039 And when they leave, There's shit everywhere. 16 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,708 Yes. What do we have here? 17 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,168 Something to start your day off right. 18 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:28,087 It's very kind of you, But I'm not much of a beer drinker in the morning. 19 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,299 It's Guinness. That counts as a full meal. 20 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,258 Even so. 21 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,385 But I'll see you later, okay? 22 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,972 It's a little early for the second of the day, but... 23 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,141 fuck it 24 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,986 I guess nothing stays the same. 25 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,654 Good. A little to the right. 26 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,823 - Welcome back, coach. - Thank you, sir. 27 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,827 What a shame you train to a lot of girls, idiot. 28 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,832 I guess some things do stay the same. 29 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,507 Forward. 30 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,469 - Good morning, Leslie. - Hello, Rebecca. 31 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,764 For you. 32 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:22,183 Tell me you didn't write a novel in your free time. 33 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,060 What free time, Rebecca? 34 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,687 No, like the women's team of Twickenham FC disappeared, 35 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:29,315 I felt I should order a more comprehensive analysis 36 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,317 about the viability of our women's team. 37 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:34,570 "Knox and Sullivan Strategic Assessment on short and long term viability 38 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,697 of professional women's football in London, 39 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:40,826 TW2 7BU, prepared for Leslie R..." 40 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,205 "...Higgins representing AFC Richmond." 41 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:45,540 Gee, that's a bit of a long name, isn't it? 42 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,375 I agree. So, long story short, 43 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:53,507 I think we should call him report KSSASLVPWFLTPLRHBAR. 44 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,134 I think we'll just call it The Higgins Report, do you think? 45 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:57,927 I'm flattered. 46 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:00,221 So what is the main idea? 47 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:01,305 I haven't read it yet. 48 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,392 I spent all night memorizing the acronym, 49 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:07,562 but I will read it completely and give you a summary as soon as I finish. 50 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:08,856 Perfect. Thank you. 51 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,691 And who is that for? 52 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,817 Keeley. 53 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:16,237 Let's first see what it is about, yeah?, before bothering Keeley with this. 54 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,239 Of course. 55 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,825 And Coach Chilton is outside. 56 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,743 He asked to talk to you. 57 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,370 Oh my god, that little ray of sunshine. 58 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,081 Good. Make her pass. 59 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,051 Good morning, Coach Chilton. 60 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:39,803 According to whom? 61 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:44,766 Can I sit down? 62 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,606 Excuse me, can I sit over there? 63 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:52,816 Thank you. 64 00:03:56,111 --> 00:04:00,573 Miss Welton, I know we haven't had a lot of interaction in the last few months, 65 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,034 but I wanted to thank you for giving me the opportunity 66 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,077 to be part of the first Richmond women's team. 67 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,288 You have been absolutely fantastic. Isn't that right, Leslie? 68 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,707 Yes. And all under budget, I might add. 69 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:10,875 Unlike the men's team. 70 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:14,213 Only the alternative milk budget from Coach Kent is downright absurd. 71 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:20,885 So how can I help you? 72 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,304 I resign. 73 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,807 When I came here to help build this team from scratch, 74 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,894 I was hoping that would take me to something bigger. 75 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:33,022 And although at first I accepted stay as a technical assistant 76 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,233 after they didn't choose me, 77 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:38,987 Now I have realized that I have higher aspirations than that. 78 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:43,115 So this week I will help with the transition of the new coach. 79 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:46,327 I will prepare a list of candidates for the new assistant, 80 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,080 and my last day will be Friday. 81 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,999 The only thing I ask is a letter of recommendation. 82 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:54,919 Of course. 83 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,964 And obviously, if there is something in whatever way I can help you, 84 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,633 Don't hesitate to ask for it. 85 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:09,268 Actually, yes, I have a question. Did you ever consider me for head coach? 86 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:11,603 No. 87 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,024 Did you consider any women? 88 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:20,779 No. 89 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,229 What did he say? 90 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,398 {\an8}That I'm some kind of monster who hates women. 91 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,483 {\an8}That I am not a feminist. 92 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,985 {\an8}She didn't say anything like that. 93 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,653 {\an8}Don't be stupid, Leslie. 94 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:04,238 {\an8}It was implicit. 95 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,781 {\an8}Insinuation is everything! 96 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,158 {\an8}Thank you! 97 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:08,868 {\an8}And clearly you are a feminist 98 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,703 {\an8}because you just created an incredible women's team... 99 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,205 {\an8}- Exactly. - ...and you will do whatever is necessary 100 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:15,459 {\an8}and you will spend what is necessary to make sure it's successful, right? 101 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:17,627 Exactly. 102 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:19,879 Besides, you didn't hire just any man. 103 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,590 You hired Ted Lasso himself again. 104 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,759 Actually my middle name It's pronounced "damn." 105 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,636 - Ted! - Ted. 106 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:28,555 Hello. Hello, sir. 107 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,016 Is that what I think it is? 108 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,810 Yes, ma'am. Gates BBQ. 109 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:38,022 And a one-time special delivery of Brisket with the Chief. 110 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,858 {\an8}Ted, you're not serious What can I eat smoked meat? 111 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,277 {\an8}- at nine in the morning, right? - The truth is, yes. 112 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:44,738 It comes with a little fork. 113 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,783 - Are Henry and Michelle settled in yet? - Actually they arrive next week. Yes. 114 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:50,409 Thanks for all your help organizing that, boss. 115 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,494 Whenever you want. 116 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:54,205 {\an8}Ted, I can't believe you're here! I'm very excited. 117 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,873 {\an8}Hey, you know what excites me? 118 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,125 {\an8}Meet the woman who put all this together. 119 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,253 {\an8}- Look at this. - What's that? 120 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,672 {\an8}It is a complete file of all the players of the women's team. 121 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:05,091 {\an8}The attention to detail of this It would make da Vinci blush. 122 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,760 Yes, I want to work with this coach Chilton. 123 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,136 Ted, we have bad news. 124 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,346 No, we have good news. 125 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,933 Coach Chilton resigned this morning. 126 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,394 {\an8}Nothing happens. you could always put Coach Beard in his place. 127 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:18,020 {\an8}He has a contract with the men's team. 128 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,731 {\an8}And I think it would be nice to have to a woman on the coaching staff, you know? 129 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,191 {\an8}Yes, that's what I thought before. 130 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:26,237 {\an8}I just want to say that maybe it's It's best that Coach Chilton leaves. 131 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:27,697 {\an8}- Why? - Because? 132 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,365 {\an8}Well, she... 133 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:32,952 {\an8}- It's a bit... -She is... 134 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,412 {\an8}It may be a little... 135 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:37,081 {\an8}Who does it remind me of? 136 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:40,085 {\an8}It's a bit like... 137 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,962 I don't know. 138 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,423 Say it once and for all. 139 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,257 It is a complete... 140 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,717 Seaward. 141 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:48,927 Caroline Seaward. 142 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:51,096 Head of physiotherapy of the women's team. 143 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:53,764 {\an8}But I'm not just here for the players. 144 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:55,016 {\an8}I'm here for you too. 145 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:57,435 {\an8}- Okay. - Any problem you may have 146 00:07:57,436 --> 00:08:00,397 {\an8}- as a middle-aged man, I have your back. - Brilliant. 147 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,941 {\an8}Including butt issues. 148 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:06,069 {\an8}Absolute confidentiality. 149 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:10,824 {\an8}Ah, yes. 150 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,618 {\an8}Hello. 151 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,286 {\an8}Very good, thank you. 152 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:16,662 {\an8}Nice to meet you, Caroline. 153 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,623 {\an8}Yes. Oh, right, you can't talk. 154 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:19,625 {\an8}No, I have the key. 155 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,794 {\an8}Okay, I'm bored now. Last question. 156 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,963 {\an8}Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy. 157 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,467 {\an8}For the love of God, shut up. 158 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,929 {\an8}You. Fucking Paddington Bear. 159 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,389 {\an8}I didn't think he was going to choose me. 160 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:38,101 {\an8}Thank you. Excuse me. My question is... 161 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:33,907 What the hell are you doing? 162 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,451 Welcome back. 163 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,786 Thank you. 164 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:39,871 How's that knee doing? 165 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:41,164 Oh, good. 166 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:44,584 Why the fuck something that we use so much 167 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:47,504 It has to be joined by ligaments the size of leagues? 168 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:49,964 I always imagined that God started from above, you know, 169 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,841 trying hard with the brain, the heart and all that, 170 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:54,887 but once it passed from our private parts, He started doing it halfway. 171 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:56,721 How good to see you. 172 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:57,848 Likewise. 173 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:00,809 Come on. 174 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,857 It seems that they did a bit of redecoration, right? 175 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,816 This is recent. 176 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,484 Beard wanted to be alone. 177 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,653 between you coming back and everything about Jane, 178 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,655 I think his head is screwed. 179 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,408 Yeah. 180 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,081 And you? How are you? 181 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,750 - Brilliant. - You and Keeley? 182 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:28,127 He said they have become very, very good friends. 183 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,213 Her words, not mine. 184 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,215 Did he say "very" twice? 185 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,179 Hey, let me ask you something. 186 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:41,265 What is said about my now former assistant coach, 187 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,392 That Alice Chilton? 188 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,560 Did he resign? 189 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,730 Like the foliage of a majestic oak on a windy October day. 190 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,775 Hell, a simple "yes" was enough. 191 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:53,946 - Yes. - Most people think it's extremely rude. 192 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,739 I think it's very funny. 193 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,909 But it's good. What a pity. 194 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,956 So do you want Beard back? 195 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,918 No, hey, come on. That's up to you. 196 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,338 Good to see you, coach. 197 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,007 Likewise, coach. 198 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,013 Christ. 199 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,434 You are behaving very strangely. 200 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,708 Hello. I'm Ted Lasso. 201 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,794 It must be Coach Chilton. I've heard a lot about you. 202 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:38,091 Let me guess. He heard that I'm rude, difficult to work with, a real bitch. 203 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,344 Yes. Nice to meet you. 204 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:47,476 And hey, I want to thank you for all your work in this beauty here. 205 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,644 I tell you something, I didn't study something with such dedication 206 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:53,189 from the album notes Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys. 207 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:54,649 I don't know what any of that means. 208 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,776 Well then allow me be the first to cheer you up 209 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,110 to fight for your right to party. 210 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,821 But until then, I look forward to working with you. 211 00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:01,781 Actually, I just quit. 212 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,325 - My last day is Friday. - Clear. Sure, sure, sure. 213 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,620 Well then I look forward to it work with you until Friday. 214 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:10,791 I'm going to go say hello to the team. 215 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,504 No, no, no, no. No no. 216 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:19,632 He can't just come in like that. I have to make sure they are presentable. 217 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:23,011 Oh yes. Sorry about that. 218 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,771 Very good. 219 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,654 Wow, they don't have much space here. to move, right? 220 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,991 The only space available for us It was the academy locker room. 221 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,618 We're happy to be here, coach. 222 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,745 Yeah, fuck you. Yeah? Fuck off. 223 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,831 Wait, wait. So do they have to share this dressing room? 224 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,208 Only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. 225 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,293 And one Saturday yes and another no. 226 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:58,171 But on Tuesdays and Thursdays We can leave our toiletries here overnight. 227 00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:00,464 Good. So are there showers? 228 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,550 - There is a shower. - And a toilet. 229 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,720 And a urinal, which now actually I prefer to use because, you know, 230 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:08,140 urinate doing a slight squat It is good for the abdomen. 231 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:10,766 I understand. 232 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,311 - Okay, well, I... - Knock, knock. Hi guys. 233 00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:15,188 Hello. 234 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:17,148 Ted, the press is ready for you. 235 00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:19,775 Alright. Hey, it was nice meeting you. 236 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,444 And I see them on the court, okay? 237 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:22,863 See you. 238 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,240 I'm Ted, by the way. 239 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,701 Alright. 240 00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:29,702 Hey, quickie... 241 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,412 The dressing room is a little... 242 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,581 - What is the word I am looking for? - It's shit. 243 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,374 Well, I have some ideas 244 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,751 - how to improve it. - Brilliant. 245 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:39,045 It doesn't matter what color you paint it, It will still be shit. 246 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,464 Yes, as my dad said: «You can polish shit, 247 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:45,092 but in the end you only have a smaller shit left and a rag that smells like poop. 248 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,261 Welcome to women's football second division. 249 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:48,763 Hey, speaking of which, you know, 250 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,932 the coach knows much more of this team that I. 251 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,642 Maybe you could join me to the press conference. 252 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:55,102 No. No, my last day is Friday. 253 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,022 I don't think it will last that long. 254 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,657 - It's very funny. Yes. - Yes. 255 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,539 Great. 256 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:15,831 Hello everyone! 257 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,167 I just wanted say something quickly. 258 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,877 I'm going to say something if that's okay with you. 259 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,879 - Of course. - Just a few words, okay? 260 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,132 Hello, everyone. Welcome, welcome. 261 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,801 So, quickly, 262 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:30,096 I just wanted to say how honored I feel to have founded 263 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:34,309 the first women's team in AFC Richmond history. 264 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:39,313 Yes, because it was time, 265 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:44,944 since I believe that women are equally capable and attractive than men, 266 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:49,241 not only in sport, but in all areas, including training. 267 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:58,624 And I will always show all my support to all women at all times, 268 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,836 anyway, again. 269 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,921 - Yeah? - Does that include Ghislaine Maxwell? 270 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,673 Not her, of course. 271 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,049 And Eva Braun? 272 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,301 Well, obviously not. 273 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,261 -Cruella de Vil? - Come on, it's not even real. 274 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,345 Let's keep this... you know. 275 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,347 So thank you very much. 276 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:18,102 The future is... feminine! 277 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:23,608 So, without further ado, receive to the coach of our women's team, 278 00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:26,777 who happens to be a man, Ted Lasso. 279 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,697 Yes. 280 00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,950 Yes. It's okay. Alright. 281 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,952 {\an8}Hello, friends. How good to be back. 282 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,872 Well, I don't know if they have Any questions for me, but I'd be... 283 00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,874 It's okay. Yes, I love the enthusiasm. 284 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,251 Yes. Hey, Marcus. Why don't you start? 285 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,003 {\an8}- Coach, welcome back. - Thank you. 286 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,756 What do you think of the season debut? against Liverpool this weekend? 287 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:48,216 {\an8}- The debut of the men's team? - Yes. 288 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:50,968 {\an8}Well, I mean, Liverpool is always difficult, you know? 289 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:54,013 {\an8}And I guess Coach Kent He has the boys ready to give it their all. 290 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,598 Yeah, hey, Gary. 291 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:58,601 Yeah, do you think the Greyhounds will come back to the Champions League this season? 292 00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,853 - The men's team? - Yes. 293 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,689 Well any chance It is a good opportunity in sports, 294 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:07,318 {\an8}but, to be honest, I'm not very up to date with the men's team 295 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,528 {\an8}because most of my preparation 296 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:11,113 {\an8}it was about the Greyhounds of AFC Richmond. 297 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,698 Well, let's see. Who else? 298 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,783 Hey. The new one. 299 00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:14,866 Hey, I love your hat. 300 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,952 Thank you. 301 00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:17,953 What do you think Jamie Tartt leaving Richmond 302 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,539 to play this season in Barcelona? 303 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:20,623 But what the hell...? 304 00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:22,458 {\an8}Yes, it's never easy say goodbye to a player, 305 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,585 {\an8}but I think he's going to do good. Yeah? 306 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,505 {\an8}I would love to answer some questions about the women's team, if they have any. 307 00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:28,756 Yes, Sarah, what do you have? 308 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:29,841 Hello, Ted. 309 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,343 {\an8}- My question is about the salaries of the players. - Brilliant. 310 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,719 Do you think men are underpaid? 311 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,888 Oh, God. 312 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,814 Ted is giving his press conference. 313 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,650 Don't you want to go see your boyfriend? 314 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:51,864 Alright. 315 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:15,804 Who says you can't come home? 316 00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:17,389 I don't like riddles. 317 00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:19,473 Oh no, it was a... 318 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,058 It doesn't matter. 319 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,643 Well, let's see what we have, shall we? 320 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,938 I'm here if you need me. Here if you need me. 321 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:26,565 Here if you need me. 322 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,444 That turn was good. Who is she? 323 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:32,528 That's Josie Gordon. 324 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,031 She played as a forward for Watford last season. 325 00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,574 He was the leader in goals, progressive passes, 326 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:39,785 and his expected goals rate per game it was 0.78. 327 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:40,913 All taken from your file. 328 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,414 Honestly, I'm impressed. 329 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,582 Come on. 330 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,418 You wrote the song. I just sing it. 331 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,589 That's mine! That's mine! 332 00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:58,388 Those must be the sisters you mentioned. 333 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,059 Or not. 334 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,560 That's Mady and Margy. 335 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,021 They have been a couple since the preseason. 336 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,941 Yes, that is not seen a lot in men's football. 337 00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:11,443 That you know. 338 00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:19,450 You are a real idiot. Do you know it? 339 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,077 I'd rather be an idiot than a turnip. 340 00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:23,621 I'm not a turnip. You are a turnip. 341 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:24,914 Those are the sisters. 342 00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:27,333 Twins, actually. Niamh and Siobhan. 343 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,001 Our left and right centers. 344 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,128 You just said I'm an idiot. Now I'm a turnip. 345 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:34,090 - Which of the two am I, you idiot? - Yes, very good, big guy. Clown. 346 00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,633 You... 347 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,218 - Pig. - Fuck you! 348 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,429 Well, I understand what you meant when you said that what they lack in athletics, 349 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,722 They compensate with aggression. 350 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,599 - You can handle it, Siobhan! - Exactly. 351 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,310 - Let me go! - Stop touching me, weirdo. 352 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:47,395 Fuck you. 353 00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,605 Come on. Let it go, girls. 354 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,567 Run! There is no time. Run! 355 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,903 Tremendous save. 356 00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:56,988 That has to be Katie Quinn, right? 357 00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:58,782 Right, but everyone calls her Boots. 358 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,741 That was not in the file. 359 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:01,743 Why would I be? 360 00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:05,997 - How boring! - His statistics are through the roof. 361 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:08,082 Yes, but none of the big clubs wants to hire her. 362 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,500 Because? 363 00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:10,585 He doesn't wear gloves. 364 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:12,837 Interesting. I wonder what the story is behind that, right? 365 00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:14,547 I don't know. She's an archer, right? 366 00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:15,549 Everyone is like a goat. 367 00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:18,843 Come on! 368 00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:21,555 Yes, any bell hooks book. 369 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,475 Marvelous. Could they separate them? 370 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,852 No, I don't want to use Amazon. 371 00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,437 What kind of business model is this? 372 00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:30,938 Look, I'll be there in 20 minutes. 373 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,149 Thanks a lot. Bye bye. 374 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:33,650 God. 375 00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:35,986 Hello, Rebecca. 376 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:40,031 Good. You know, Roy, 377 00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:42,825 Now that Ted is back, You really don't have to keep doing this. 378 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,118 It doesn't bother me. 379 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,871 I am excited about this new recipe. 380 00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,414 It's better for your macros. 381 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,750 No sugar. High in protein. 382 00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:54,421 And instead of butter, I used beef tallow. 383 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,506 Oh. 384 00:20:56,507 --> 00:21:02,220 Who knew a cookie could be so healthy? and so heavy? 385 00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:03,304 Thank you. 386 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,891 Roy, what is your definition of a feminist? 387 00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,392 I know this joke. 388 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,521 - Two lesbians... - Rebecca, I need... 389 00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:12,355 Hello, Roy. 390 00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:13,524 Keeley. 391 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:17,693 Rebecca, I need £300,000 to build a new locker room for the women's team, please. 392 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:18,654 No fucking joke. 393 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,822 Although I support women, 394 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,785 and I think they can be whatever they want if they propose it, 395 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,287 A new walk-in closet isn't in the budget. 396 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:29,705 But a budget is not a real thing. 397 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,208 - It's just a made up number. - Exactly. 398 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,961 Of course it's something real. 399 00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:36,380 That someone invented. 400 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:38,714 Okay then. 401 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,592 - I want the men's locker room. - No fucking joke! 402 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,010 Well, if no one's going to give in, 403 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:45,680 then I have no choice but stay with the visitors' locker room. 404 00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,306 - For me, fine. - I don't give a shit. 405 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,599 Fantastic! 406 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,186 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up some books 407 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:55,357 from a store that I hope remains open for when it arrives. 408 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,526 - Well done. - Because? 409 00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,194 The old “bait and switch” trick with the dressing rooms, 410 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,946 That was always your plan, right? 411 00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:03,782 Maybe. 412 00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:07,618 - Hello, Ted. - Hello, guys. 413 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:11,455 - I can't believe you're back. - Yes, but training a women's team. 414 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:14,083 - What are the girls like? Slow? - Bored? 415 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,418 Has the cycle already been synchronized? 416 00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:16,711 Isn't nature amazing? 417 00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:19,673 Alright, you three, Give the man some space. 418 00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,466 Very good. 419 00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:23,384 What is this? 420 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,678 From Mr. Gladstone. 421 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:27,431 Who? 422 00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:33,395 Clear. 423 00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:48,451 Did you buy new sunglasses? 424 00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:50,661 No, I don't want people see us together, 425 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,331 so I'm dressed up. 426 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,292 Alright. Yes. 427 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,837 Although it would be nice to see your eyes, you know? 428 00:23:12,184 --> 00:23:13,268 How was your first day? 429 00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:16,270 To be a sport that asks you move lightly, 430 00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,524 women's football does seem to be charging with a lot of weight on top. 431 00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:21,526 Lack of resources. Disappointing media coverage. 432 00:23:21,527 --> 00:23:22,693 Mediocre salaries. 433 00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:24,445 It is a more difficult job in every way. 434 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,906 The people who are in this, really are for the love of the game. 435 00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:29,325 So it's a bit like coming back to train university students, right? 436 00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:31,911 Not quite. Those kids get paid more. 437 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,079 Yes. 438 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:36,667 So how's Alice? 439 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,627 Coach Chilton? Yes that's fine. 440 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:41,212 Good. Good, good, good. 441 00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:44,716 I mean, it can be a little... 442 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,554 She is a little... 443 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:51,098 But you can be a little... 444 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,903 You know I can't ask you to stop. 445 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:06,488 No. 446 00:24:06,989 --> 00:24:07,990 I know. 447 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:09,867 Now I'm with Roy. 448 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,413 And he treats me very well. 449 00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:17,958 I'm glad to hear it. 450 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:23,921 And, come on, This doesn't have to be weird, you know? 451 00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,549 We can still spend time together. 452 00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:28,177 I would like to. 453 00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:31,888 Do you want to talk about what happened between you and Jane? 454 00:24:31,889 --> 00:24:33,223 I have to go. 455 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:40,855 Good morning and happy Tuesday. 456 00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:45,151 In today's program, we will convert our studio at a taco party. How delicious. 457 00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:48,154 And he will accompany us Eight-year-old prodigy Poppy Thompson 458 00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:52,408 who will share with us what they call definitive proof that God does not exist. 459 00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:54,660 Leslie. 460 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,787 Good news. I am a feminist. 461 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,456 - Good. - Listen to this. 462 00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:02,668 «To understand feminism, that implies "that sexism must necessarily be understood." 463 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,838 Yes. 464 00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:06,548 Haven't you finished that yet? 465 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:12,136 Don't you ever fall asleep while you read, you wake up, 466 00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:15,098 and you lost the page and you have to start the chapter again? 467 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,017 No. 468 00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,011 Stay together! Together! 469 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:57,849 No shots. No shots. Gimme...Boots! 470 00:25:57,850 --> 00:26:00,560 Yes. So what do we know about Boots? 471 00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:02,937 - It's in the file. - No, I know. 472 00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:04,857 The statistics are excellent, But I mean, what's your story? 473 00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:06,607 Your story? 474 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:08,526 Yes, because most of the athletes I know 475 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:10,611 they are always looking even the slightest advantage. 476 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,822 So, you know, you have to an archer who doesn't wear gloves. 477 00:26:12,823 --> 00:26:15,324 That's like a gravedigger using a spoon 478 00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:17,243 or a cereal fanatic using a shovel. 479 00:26:17,244 --> 00:26:18,620 Neither of the two things is effective. 480 00:26:19,162 --> 00:26:23,499 So what? Do you want to know his origin story, like Batman? 481 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:24,876 You like Batman, huh? 482 00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:26,544 No, it's fascist. 483 00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:29,088 I only know that all middle-aged men They are obsessed with Batman. 484 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:31,591 Yes it's true. Probably because of all the technology that is put on top of it. 485 00:26:31,592 --> 00:26:33,093 I have to get to the bottom of this. 486 00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:36,388 Very well, just you He interrupts training to go do that. 487 00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:38,307 Hey, Boots. 488 00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:41,267 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 489 00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:42,643 Hey, what's up? 490 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:43,811 Don't you ever wear gloves? 491 00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:46,397 Well, not as a child, but then at the academy they forced me to use them. 492 00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:48,566 Aha. And? Did it make things worse? 493 00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:49,692 No, it worked. 494 00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:51,652 I just felt like someone else make the saves. 495 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:54,071 Know? I couldn't feel the ball anymore. 496 00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:56,157 I understand. Yes, but doesn't it hurt? 497 00:26:56,158 --> 00:26:58,994 Of course. But pain is everything, right? 498 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:01,538 What meaning does life have? If you don't feel it completely? 499 00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:04,081 I'm not a masochist, coach, 500 00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:06,543 but when I go to the dentist, without novocaine. 501 00:27:07,544 --> 00:27:10,463 I don't drink. I don't use oven gloves. 502 00:27:10,464 --> 00:27:13,132 You know, if someone offers me earplugs at a concert, 503 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,510 I put them directly in my mouth and I eat them like candy. 504 00:27:15,511 --> 00:27:17,304 You could also keep them in your pocket. 505 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:19,806 Let me ask you something, 506 00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:22,935 Do you prefer with a condom or without a condom? 507 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:32,443 Well, I'm going back. 508 00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:33,445 Alright. 509 00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:41,410 So what is your story? 510 00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:43,288 You were right. The archers are crazy. 511 00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:46,500 Oh yes. 512 00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:11,441 - Hello. - He's going to continue doing that. 513 00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:14,360 I thought I was going crazy. 514 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:16,028 That's the idea. 515 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:18,614 All these banks They have one side shorter than the other. 516 00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:20,283 Why would you do that? 517 00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:21,617 I set traps for him. 518 00:28:21,618 --> 00:28:24,537 A lot of teams do that. to screw with visitors' heads. 519 00:28:24,538 --> 00:28:27,123 Taller hooks make make players feel shorter, 520 00:28:27,124 --> 00:28:29,126 and a higher temperature makes them sleepy. 521 00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:32,671 It is a respectable tradition and long-standing in football. 522 00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:36,215 But that shit is for kids. 523 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:38,844 I want visitors to feel that they are hallucinating. 524 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:50,355 It's a rat! Rat! 525 00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:52,815 That's Jonathan. 526 00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:54,985 He is trained to run from one place to another when the lights are on. 527 00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:58,113 Did you train a rat? 528 00:28:59,156 --> 00:29:00,281 I don't. 529 00:29:00,282 --> 00:29:01,407 It was the substitute rat 530 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:05,120 in that endless work of Harry Potter that I had to endure with Phoebe. 531 00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:16,589 This is in the middle. 532 00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:17,673 It's a problem for me 533 00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:22,637 because I really wish Ted could address all players on a match day, 534 00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:24,515 and this definitely gets in the way. 535 00:29:25,182 --> 00:29:26,349 - Yes. - Yes. 536 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:27,726 That's why I put it there. 537 00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:39,196 Catch it. 538 00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:45,660 You know, you didn't have to do this. 539 00:29:45,661 --> 00:29:47,246 you could have sent to the team manager or something like that. 540 00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:49,331 No. 541 00:29:50,374 --> 00:29:52,167 No one can know my secrets. 542 00:29:56,255 --> 00:29:58,464 That was pathetic. Repeat it. 543 00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:00,050 And please try to look alive, Siobhan. 544 00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:02,927 Nice try, piece of wet cookie. 545 00:30:02,928 --> 00:30:04,346 How did you know it was there? 546 00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:08,808 Which of the twins do you think he was born first? 547 00:30:08,809 --> 00:30:09,892 Who cares? 548 00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:11,436 Well, from my experience, twins do. 549 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:14,939 I went to high school with two guys, Hank and Howie Rassmussen. 550 00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:17,692 Identical to the utmost, except for their temperaments. 551 00:30:17,693 --> 00:30:19,360 You see, Howie was wearing a huge resentment on top 552 00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:21,404 because hank was born like 20 minutes before him. 553 00:30:21,405 --> 00:30:24,490 So growing up, whatever Hank did, Howie had to do better. 554 00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:25,825 Whatever this is, I don't like it. 555 00:30:25,826 --> 00:30:28,995 I'm talking about school, ping-pong, bounce stones, whatever, 556 00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:30,913 Howie was always one step ahead. 557 00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:34,542 He continued like this all his life, until Hank became a doctor 558 00:30:34,543 --> 00:30:38,129 and Howie ended up in prison for arson her twin brother's abortion clinic. 559 00:30:38,130 --> 00:30:40,006 - What's your point? - I think Siobhan is the oldest. 560 00:30:40,007 --> 00:30:42,758 Well their stories are irrelevant for how they play on the field. 561 00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:43,843 Yes, maybe. 562 00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:45,845 I just like to find out what moves people. 563 00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:47,346 Hey, what about you? Do you have brothers? 564 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:49,599 Oh my god, stop it. Look, I'll only be here three more days. 565 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,977 I don't need to do... 566 00:30:54,897 --> 00:30:57,315 Damn! 567 00:30:57,316 --> 00:30:59,192 Shit! Shit! Shit! 568 00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:00,484 - Fuck! - Good. Lie down. 569 00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:03,196 - Is he okay, Josie? Hey. Josie. - My knee! It's not good. 570 00:31:03,197 --> 00:31:05,239 - Alright. You're going to be fine. - It's destroyed! 571 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,533 - I got you. Josie, I got you. Hold on. - My knee is destroyed! 572 00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:09,035 - It's going to be fine. - It's over. It's over. 573 00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:10,703 Just breathe. Can you bring the stretcher? 574 00:31:10,704 --> 00:31:12,747 You're going to be fine. Look at me. 575 00:31:12,748 --> 00:31:14,498 - You're going to play again. I promise you. - No, I can't. 576 00:31:14,499 --> 00:31:16,459 - He went to hell. - Try not to move, okay? 577 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:17,835 The stretcher is almost here, okay? 578 00:31:17,836 --> 00:31:20,379 - Let's get you up. - I'm going to accompany her to the hospital, 579 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,423 - yes it's okay. - Yes, of course, of course. 580 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:24,133 It's okay, friend. 581 00:31:24,134 --> 00:31:25,885 - You're going to be fine. I'm here. - Alright. 582 00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:28,347 We're in this together, okay? I'm here with you. 583 00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:31,224 Okay, I removed the gum. of the watering cans 584 00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:33,935 and fixed the fuses so that the lights no longer flicker. 585 00:31:33,936 --> 00:31:35,561 I just need to get rid of this. 586 00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:37,648 - So that's it? - No, not yet. 587 00:31:45,822 --> 00:31:46,906 Thanks, Roy. 588 00:31:46,907 --> 00:31:48,075 Yes, yes, yes. 589 00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:52,204 Hey. 590 00:31:54,122 --> 00:31:56,083 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 591 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:04,591 I'm afraid I'm losing someone. 592 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:12,182 I thought we had something, but his heart is with someone else. 593 00:32:13,642 --> 00:32:14,768 - Beard? - Yes. 594 00:32:17,688 --> 00:32:18,856 What would you do? 595 00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:24,193 I think keeping two people apart that they belong together is wrong. 596 00:32:24,194 --> 00:32:26,113 Not just for them, but for everyone. 597 00:32:36,707 --> 00:32:39,585 Do you know this is the first time that we are alone in three years? 598 00:32:45,257 --> 00:32:46,925 We are not alone. 599 00:32:55,017 --> 00:32:56,226 Thanks again, Roy. 600 00:33:01,273 --> 00:33:04,734 I read an amazing quote from Eleanor Roosevelt. this morning, Higgins. 601 00:33:04,735 --> 00:33:09,488 «No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." 602 00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:11,699 That's beautiful, Rebecca. 603 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:13,285 Well, I didn't invent it. I just read it. 604 00:33:21,752 --> 00:33:23,002 Are you OK? 605 00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:24,171 Yes. Yes. 606 00:33:31,637 --> 00:33:33,179 What was that quote, Rebecca? 607 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:34,264 Shut up, Leslie. 608 00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:37,183 Make sure that woman Find your replacement. 609 00:33:37,184 --> 00:33:38,477 And that report ends. 610 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:48,778 Why are you still here? 611 00:33:48,779 --> 00:33:51,323 Well I just wanted to know How is Josie doing? 612 00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:54,159 He tore his anterior cruciate ligament. 613 00:33:55,786 --> 00:33:57,621 - Poor thing. - I have seen quite a few cases. 614 00:33:58,330 --> 00:34:00,123 It's devastating, always. 615 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,085 He will miss the entire season. 616 00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:10,551 Well, hey, I appreciate that you would take care of her like this. 617 00:34:14,012 --> 00:34:15,013 Very good. 618 00:34:18,141 --> 00:34:19,935 She was our starting forward, you know. 619 00:34:23,313 --> 00:34:25,107 You said "our." 620 00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:27,900 I'm just bothering you. 621 00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:30,571 I know your last day is Friday. 622 00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:32,822 See you in the morning, coach. 623 00:34:47,462 --> 00:34:49,546 Good morning and happy Friday. 624 00:34:49,547 --> 00:34:51,381 We made it through another week. 625 00:34:51,382 --> 00:34:54,927 On today's show, have you ever Have you wished the weekend would last forever? 626 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:58,390 Well, a man tried it using AI, and now he is dead. 627 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,767 There's nothing here I can eat. 628 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:03,144 Mom, what are you talking about? 629 00:35:03,145 --> 00:35:04,896 We have eaten here a million times. 630 00:35:04,897 --> 00:35:06,857 Yes, but I'm thinking about becoming vegan. 631 00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:08,901 Or Jewish. 632 00:35:09,568 --> 00:35:12,154 And the only thing I know It's just that I want to eat less cheese. 633 00:35:13,614 --> 00:35:14,823 Mom, am I a feminist? 634 00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:17,366 I hope not. 635 00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:19,202 I raised you better than that. 636 00:35:19,203 --> 00:35:20,286 Because? 637 00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:23,331 A woman at work accused me of not supporting women. 638 00:35:23,332 --> 00:35:25,917 That smells like jealousy. 639 00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:27,668 It's very unattractive. 640 00:35:27,669 --> 00:35:28,753 Hello. 641 00:35:28,754 --> 00:35:32,299 I would like something that tastes like cheese, but it's not cheese. 642 00:35:33,217 --> 00:35:35,676 Mom, why don't you eat less cheese and that's it? 643 00:35:35,677 --> 00:35:38,596 I don't want to do a fad diet. 644 00:35:38,597 --> 00:35:40,682 I want to do it for a higher purpose. 645 00:35:42,017 --> 00:35:43,644 We're going to need another minute. 646 00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:47,438 Did you know? why not Do you fire that jealous witch? 647 00:35:47,439 --> 00:35:49,023 No, I'm not going to do that. 648 00:35:49,024 --> 00:35:51,234 Furthermore, he has already resigned. Today is your last day. 649 00:35:51,235 --> 00:35:54,571 Well, if I have any advice to give you, It's just that women are monsters. 650 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,367 The men showed us the way, and we perfect the model. 651 00:35:59,326 --> 00:36:01,827 You know that's not far away from a quote by bell hooks. 652 00:36:01,828 --> 00:36:03,538 Be careful, mom, you might be a feminist. 653 00:36:03,539 --> 00:36:05,207 Don't say that. 654 00:36:05,707 --> 00:36:07,668 You're going to take away my appetite. 655 00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:20,097 I think we should finish now. 656 00:36:22,975 --> 00:36:24,767 Alright girls, great first week. 657 00:36:24,768 --> 00:36:26,144 I'll see you all on Monday. 658 00:36:30,816 --> 00:36:31,899 Actually, wait. 659 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:33,360 Let's go this way. 660 00:36:35,612 --> 00:36:36,613 Come. 661 00:36:45,914 --> 00:36:47,623 Here. 662 00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:50,210 Lady Greyhounds, your new home. 663 00:36:53,797 --> 00:36:56,174 Yeah! 664 00:36:56,175 --> 00:36:58,343 These lockers are amazing! 665 00:37:04,641 --> 00:37:06,726 Yours already smells like ass. 666 00:37:06,727 --> 00:37:10,479 Well, luckily you won't be able to anymore. smell it after I shit on yours. 667 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,316 My God. Unlimited tampons. 668 00:37:13,817 --> 00:37:16,069 - Tremendous. - Fuck yes! Free tampons. 669 00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:33,753 Can I poke holes in that? 670 00:37:33,754 --> 00:37:35,464 Oh yeah, do whatever you want. 671 00:37:36,465 --> 00:37:39,800 Hey, you won't have to move your stuff anymore. back and forth, okay? 672 00:37:39,801 --> 00:37:42,220 And this is all courtesy by Miss Keeley Jones. 673 00:37:42,221 --> 00:37:45,015 So the next time you see her in the hallway, Make sure you give him that high five, okay? 674 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,065 Do you want to see the new coach's office? 675 00:38:00,864 --> 00:38:02,699 There are eight fucking showers in here. 676 00:38:15,921 --> 00:38:17,004 Hello. 677 00:38:17,005 --> 00:38:18,548 You are released. 678 00:38:18,549 --> 00:38:20,007 Because? 679 00:38:20,008 --> 00:38:23,094 You have violated the AFC Richmond bylaws. 680 00:38:23,095 --> 00:38:24,179 What section? 681 00:38:24,972 --> 00:38:30,101 Conduct and manners, section 6, subsection B, which says... 682 00:38:30,102 --> 00:38:32,019 «Within the limits of regulated play, 683 00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:35,606 the entire coaching staff must respect the decisions of referees and officials 684 00:38:35,607 --> 00:38:38,777 and refrain from derogatory comments and insinuations. 685 00:38:40,028 --> 00:38:44,866 You once told him under your breath to a referee at Villa Park: "Bad decision." 686 00:38:44,867 --> 00:38:47,827 after calling him fucking idiot fucking wanker. 687 00:38:47,828 --> 00:38:48,911 So you do remember. 688 00:38:48,912 --> 00:38:51,122 Who were you going to rip off? the head of the body... 689 00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:56,335 - What you did was a serious mistake... - ...and then use his skull as a toilet. 690 00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:58,380 ...against the Richmond men's team. 691 00:38:59,965 --> 00:39:02,676 Other Richmond teams They may have different policies. 692 00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:05,052 You're right. 693 00:39:05,053 --> 00:39:06,346 I crossed the line. 694 00:39:11,894 --> 00:39:13,896 Hello girls, thanks for coming. I'll be with you right away. 695 00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:20,067 Here are the resumes of the candidates. 696 00:39:20,068 --> 00:39:21,819 Brilliant. Thanks for doing that. 697 00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:24,198 And in fact, you know what? I have a little something for you. 698 00:39:25,282 --> 00:39:26,365 It's a farewell gift. 699 00:39:26,366 --> 00:39:28,035 I hope you can use it wherever you go. 700 00:39:30,204 --> 00:39:31,329 Thank you. 701 00:39:31,330 --> 00:39:32,331 Yes, no problem. 702 00:39:47,513 --> 00:39:49,223 What's happening? 703 00:39:51,183 --> 00:39:52,266 Nothing. 704 00:39:52,267 --> 00:39:54,310 No, it's just that I had Than send all those women home. 705 00:39:54,311 --> 00:39:56,521 I already found my assistant coach. 706 00:39:56,522 --> 00:39:57,605 Who? 707 00:39:57,606 --> 00:40:00,274 Well, he's from Lewisham, You know, from a working family. 708 00:40:00,275 --> 00:40:02,777 She was a skinny midfielder and prodigious 709 00:40:02,778 --> 00:40:04,445 there at the Arsenal Academy. 710 00:40:04,446 --> 00:40:08,115 Known for her work ethic and being a real P-E-R-R-A with the older players. 711 00:40:08,116 --> 00:40:11,161 We are talking about captain material, You know, a future superstar. 712 00:40:12,371 --> 00:40:15,582 Until at 22 it breaks the anterior cruciate ligament of the left knee. 713 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:18,085 He spent the entire year rehabilitating. 714 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:20,629 First game back, the other one breaks. 715 00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:24,383 Two years later, the left one breaks again. 716 00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:27,594 And right there Her playing career ended. 717 00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:31,431 But there is no way that there his story ends. 718 00:40:32,432 --> 00:40:34,475 Because anyone strong enough how to go through all that 719 00:40:34,476 --> 00:40:37,563 and damn, smart enough How to put all this together... 720 00:40:38,730 --> 00:40:42,733 and that he not only loves football but also, as I have seen with my own eyes, 721 00:40:42,734 --> 00:40:45,069 can worry deeply for the women who play it... 722 00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:46,071 Gee. 723 00:40:46,738 --> 00:40:47,865 Now she is a coach. 724 00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:51,034 And I have a feeling that this story is just beginning. 725 00:40:54,162 --> 00:40:55,330 Hey, look. 726 00:40:55,873 --> 00:40:57,875 I know you wanted the top job. 727 00:40:59,209 --> 00:41:01,879 And I sincerely hope that you get everything what you want and deserve. 728 00:41:02,921 --> 00:41:03,922 But until then, 729 00:41:04,882 --> 00:41:07,009 could you stay and give me a hand? 730 00:41:10,179 --> 00:41:11,262 - Coach, I... - Wait. 731 00:41:11,263 --> 00:41:14,516 Before you answer, I just want Give yourself some time alone. 732 00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:16,852 For you to think about it. 733 00:41:17,561 --> 00:41:18,645 Yeah? 734 00:41:19,438 --> 00:41:21,522 So I'm going to stand still over here in the corner. 735 00:41:21,523 --> 00:41:24,193 and I will give you five whole seconds, okay? 736 00:41:25,194 --> 00:41:26,527 Take all the time you need. 737 00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:31,365 Five, four, three, two, one. 738 00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:33,952 Well, those last few were a little quick. I know, I was excited. 739 00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:36,496 So what do you think? 740 00:41:37,164 --> 00:41:38,247 Yes. 741 00:41:38,248 --> 00:41:39,833 Yes. I'm staying. 742 00:41:41,043 --> 00:41:42,294 It better not be shit. 743 00:41:43,045 --> 00:41:46,381 Well, if it is, welcome to second division women's football, right? 744 00:41:48,509 --> 00:41:50,552 Now, will you give me back your gift, please? 745 00:41:51,261 --> 00:41:52,595 - Do you want it back? - Yeah, man. 746 00:41:52,596 --> 00:41:54,305 That was a parting gift. You're not going anywhere. 747 00:41:54,306 --> 00:41:56,098 Come on. Let go. Give it to me. 748 00:41:56,099 --> 00:41:57,183 Alright. 749 00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:58,643 Thank you. 750 00:41:58,644 --> 00:41:59,853 I'm back, baby! 751 00:42:21,959 --> 00:42:24,586 I finally finished it. 752 00:42:25,295 --> 00:42:26,504 AND? 753 00:42:26,505 --> 00:42:28,422 And my eyes still sweat. 754 00:42:28,423 --> 00:42:30,675 No, I meant what it says. 755 00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:31,884 Clear. 756 00:42:31,885 --> 00:42:33,011 Well... 757 00:42:35,222 --> 00:42:38,182 Indicates a low probability long-term viability 758 00:42:38,183 --> 00:42:39,560 for our women's team. 759 00:42:40,894 --> 00:42:43,730 And he adds that, if the investment not successful, 760 00:42:44,398 --> 00:42:47,568 could deal a major blow also to our men's program. 761 00:42:53,282 --> 00:42:54,825 What would you do if you were me? 762 00:42:57,828 --> 00:43:00,706 Well you know my mom used to say 763 00:43:01,373 --> 00:43:06,420 that strong women stand up for themselves and the strongest defend the others. 764 00:43:10,883 --> 00:43:12,176 Thanks, Leslie. 765 00:43:13,886 --> 00:43:14,928 Now, if you don't mind, 766 00:43:15,762 --> 00:43:17,221 I'm going to set this on fire 767 00:43:17,222 --> 00:43:19,140 throw his ashes into the Thames, 768 00:43:19,141 --> 00:43:23,312 and never speak again that it existed. 769 00:43:36,909 --> 00:43:39,452 - Hello. - Coach Lasso just left. 770 00:43:39,453 --> 00:43:41,246 No, I wanted to talk to you. 771 00:43:41,914 --> 00:43:45,208 Here is the letter recommendation you asked for. 772 00:43:45,209 --> 00:43:46,459 I really didn't have to do this... 773 00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:48,795 Actually there was something else which I needed to talk to you about. 774 00:43:50,547 --> 00:43:54,384 When you questioned why I hadn't considered a head coach, 775 00:43:55,010 --> 00:43:56,512 I must admit that I was surprised. 776 00:43:57,137 --> 00:43:58,472 In fact, I became defensive. 777 00:43:58,972 --> 00:44:01,015 I thought: "Who the hell believes "What young woman am I to talk to me like that?" 778 00:44:01,016 --> 00:44:03,018 - Miss Welton... - No, no, I'm not finished. 779 00:44:03,894 --> 00:44:07,480 I also thought: "Do you have any idea of everything I've had to go through 780 00:44:07,481 --> 00:44:11,692 to even create a space where she believes "Who can criticize me like that?" 781 00:44:11,693 --> 00:44:14,946 - Miss Welton... - Then I thought: «Have I lost touch with reality? 782 00:44:14,947 --> 00:44:17,949 Did I forget How to keep moving forward? 783 00:44:17,950 --> 00:44:19,742 Maybe support women 784 00:44:19,743 --> 00:44:22,870 be something broader than it was when I was your age. 785 00:44:22,871 --> 00:44:25,331 So I appreciate you pointing it out to me. 786 00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:27,792 I'm just sorry you're not going to be here. to see the results. 787 00:44:27,793 --> 00:44:30,712 - Miss Welton... - Let me finish, Alice. 788 00:44:31,588 --> 00:44:36,884 So although I appreciate self discovery 789 00:44:36,885 --> 00:44:39,846 to which your question has led me, 790 00:44:39,847 --> 00:44:44,016 Could I strongly suggest to you that next time you have something so useful 791 00:44:44,017 --> 00:44:45,893 what to say to someone, 792 00:44:45,894 --> 00:44:50,816 maybe you show a little more empathy and a little less judgment? 793 00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:53,277 Can I explain? 794 00:44:55,529 --> 00:44:56,530 Good. 795 00:44:57,489 --> 00:44:59,116 Now, what did you want to tell me? 796 00:45:00,075 --> 00:45:03,203 Ted offered me the position of assistant coach and I accepted. 797 00:45:03,829 --> 00:45:05,538 Wow, yes. 798 00:45:05,539 --> 00:45:08,207 Yeah! That's great. 799 00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:09,626 That's excellent. 800 00:45:11,962 --> 00:45:14,173 Now we are... cooking. 801 00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:16,632 Come on, Greyhound... 802 00:45:16,633 --> 00:45:19,720 Lady Greyhounds. Come on, Lady Greyhounds. 803 00:45:24,558 --> 00:45:27,436 I bet it was much more tempting receive that job offer from a man. 804 00:45:31,315 --> 00:45:32,649 It was a joke. 805 00:45:33,483 --> 00:45:34,484 I know. 806 00:45:35,319 --> 00:45:36,320 It was very funny. 807 00:45:39,781 --> 00:45:40,782 Good.