1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:06,465 [beeps] 2 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:13,305 [Ted hums] 3 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,389 [announcer over loudspeaker] Amy, 4 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:18,560 could you come to the seafood department? Amy to the seafood department. 5 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,229 {\an8}[vocalizes] 6 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:24,900 {\an8}Okay, we have eight cans of cat food, 7 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,985 {\an8}eight packs of cigarettes and a coconut water. 8 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,529 {\an8}- [mocks] -Are you sure you need 9 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:29,738 {\an8}all those cigarettes, Mrs. Halpern? 10 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:33,492 Don't worry, Teddy. If I die, cats know what to do. 11 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:36,828 {\an8}[laughs] Good. The total is 94.09. 12 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:38,705 Hmm. [growls] 13 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,209 [Mrs. Halpern] Eight, nine. 14 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,046 - Keep the change. - I appreciate it. 15 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,673 And give your mom a hug for me. 16 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:48,924 Oh. Yes, I will. 17 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,676 - Here you are, ma'am. - Thank you. 18 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:51,760 Clear. 19 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,595 - Hey, Ted. - Hmm? 20 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:54,680 Can I take my break? 21 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,515 Yes. Treat yourself, friend. 22 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:57,891 [speaker plays] 23 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,143 [advertiser] A price needs to be verified in aisle seven. 24 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,688 Hey, Vanessa. Can you cover me for a minute? 25 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,690 Of course. Do your thing, king. 26 00:01:04,772 --> 00:01:05,858 Thank you, my lady. 27 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,067 Mm-hmm. 28 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,944 [screams with joy] Oh, wow. 29 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:12,322 [laughing] Oh, oh, what a day. What a loot. Yes. 30 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:14,950 There it is. 31 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:17,452 {\an8}- Have you ever eaten this? - [hesitates] No. 32 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,621 {\an8}Thirty seconds in the microwave and it's as good as people's food. 33 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:23,458 {\an8}- Did you steal all that? - Of course. Perks of the job, right? 34 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,253 Yes. When I was a child I saw the musical Oliver. 35 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:27,963 Then I saw Aladdin when I was a teenager. 36 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,465 Both of those things made stealing seem so cool that I had to try it. 37 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:31,550 Now I'm addicted. 38 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,635 Wow, I haven't paid for razors in almost three years. 39 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,053 I have saved $9,000. 40 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,557 - Aren't you worried about getting caught? - To be honest no. 41 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,059 No. 42 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,270 Probably because of my deeply ingrained white male privilege. 43 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:46,356 Yeah. Gosh, I don't even like licorice. 44 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,151 [announcer] Ted, please report to the manager's desk. 45 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,403 - Ted to the manager's desk. - Oh, damn. 46 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,072 He must have seen us on the security cameras. Hey, do me a favor. 47 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,742 Give back all this trash, plus the cigarettes you took, 48 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,077 and I'll fix things with the boss. Good? 49 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,954 Yes, good, good. Okay. 50 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:04,166 - Hey, because I can't go back to prison. - [hesitates] 51 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:09,755 - Hey, how are you? - Hello. 52 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,340 -[baby babbles] - I know. 53 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:14,301 Coach? 54 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,638 Joe Conrad? [laughs] 55 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:20,557 225 career tackles, 21 sacks, 56 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,059 All-American, All-Conference, 57 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,227 and a great guy in every way. 58 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,812 You forgot that mule I stole from Central Missouri. 59 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,856 Yes, but a mule never forgets. [laughs] 60 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,733 - I thought it was the elephants. - Yes, maybe. 61 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,360 I don't remember. How have you been, friend? 62 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,695 Very good, Coach. I got married five years ago. 63 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,239 I work for my father-in-law. 64 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,199 -We just had our first baby, Jake. - Oh, 65 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:40,035 and I was thinking this was just a very elaborate fanny pack. 66 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,912 Nice to meet you, Jake. How are you? [laughs] 67 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,247 And you, Coach? 68 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,499 I heard he was in England training football or something. 69 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,376 Yes, been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, 70 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,336 and now I use it to wash the tires. [laughs] 71 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,047 No, I came home a couple of years ago to be with my son, Henry, 72 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:55,217 that is not so small anymore. I'm just making up for lost time. 73 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,178 Making him lunches for school, playing a lot of Fortnite together, 74 00:02:58,262 --> 00:02:59,847 trying to help you become the best version of yourself. 75 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,390 Just like he did with all of us. 76 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,558 That's very kind of you to say that. 77 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,726 There you are. Jesus. 78 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,228 I thought you ran away with the baby. 79 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,688 Honey, guess who it is. 80 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,189 The assistant manager. 81 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,733 - This is Coach Lasso. - Yeah? 82 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,318 - You? - Yes, ma'am. 83 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:16,613 - The man you refer to as...? - The best role model of my entire life. 84 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,990 Coach, this is my wife, Tabitha. 85 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,366 Hello. Nice to meet you. 86 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,995 Hello. And you work... do you work here? 87 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,997 Yes, ma'am. Well, part time. 88 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,833 Although I use the full-time employee discount because, let me tell you, 89 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:30,544 It takes a lot of Peanut Butter and Jelly Uncrustables to have enough energy. 90 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,004 to play video games all weekend. 91 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,630 - [laughs] That's incredible. - [laughs] 92 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,090 It's amazing, right, honey? 93 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,383 I'm very confused right now. 94 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:39,011 - [manager] Ted, to the manager's desk now. - Mmm. Uh-oh. 95 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,430 -Urgent. I repeat, urgent! - They're playing my song. I have to go. 96 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:42,890 - It was nice meeting you, Tabitha. - Yes. 97 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,058 Likewise, Jake. Joe, nice to see you. 98 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,685 Maybe we'll see you soon on the Battle Bus, huh? 99 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:47,769 Yes. Very good. 100 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,146 - [laughs] - [laughs] 101 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,356 Honey, can you buy me a PlayStation? 102 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,609 Hey, sorry about that, Ronnie. What's happening? 103 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,778 Oh, Michelle called. Looks like Henry got into some trouble at school, 104 00:03:56,862 --> 00:04:00,824 and you have to go talk to the director. [laughs] 105 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,327 - Good. Do you mind if I leave early? - Clear. 106 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,663 Hey. Hey, Vanessa, I need you to cover for Ted this afternoon. 107 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:08,790 I'll cover you, daddy. 108 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,960 She is very high, but she has never missed a day. 109 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:14,004 Plus, the ex-wife hates her. 110 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,756 Yes, I imagine. Well, see you. 111 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,341 Hey Ted, do you want to explain to me why I saw you 112 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,302 Stealing a bunch of shit from security cameras? 113 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,845 Oh yeah, uh, sorry about that, 114 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,847 but... [hesitantly] ...don't worry. Tyler put me in my place. 115 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,849 It won't happen again, okay? See you next week. 116 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,977 [soft music plays] 117 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,901 - Hello. - Hello. 118 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,028 Sorry for being late. I got there as fast as I could. 119 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,947 - Alright. - Did you cut your hair? 120 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,990 Oh. Yes, a couple of weeks ago. 121 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,158 - Oh. You can see it well. - Thank you. 122 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:44,576 - So what's going on? - I don't know. 123 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,703 - They didn't tell me anything. I don't... - Yes. 124 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,121 - Oh, hello. - [door closes] 125 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,624 Thank you both very much for coming on such short notice. 126 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,793 - Clear. - Shall I offer you some tea? 127 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:53,877 - Eh, no, thanks. - Mmm, yes, 128 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,420 - I would rather suck sweat from a horse's butt... - It's okay. 129 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:56,547 I mean, no, thank you. 130 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,924 Mr. Casey, is everything okay with Henry? 131 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,634 [sighs] 132 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:01,844 Hey... 133 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,930 Henry will graduate next week, 134 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:08,976 {\an8}but here at Manning Elementary, we don't like passing our problems on to others. 135 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:14,439 {\an8}A teacher found something very disturbing, huh, 136 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:19,278 {\an8}of poetry at the back of Henry's notebook. And I quote... 137 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:20,362 {\an8}[clears throat] 138 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,908 {\an8}"The other day I received a letter from the government. I opened it and read it. 139 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,494 {\an8}He said they were idiots." 140 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:31,832 "Idiots" is underlined. 141 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,500 - Oh. Good. - Oh. 142 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,754 "They wanted me to join their army or whatever. 143 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:41,800 Imagine if I gave a damn. I said never." 144 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,137 [clears throat] 145 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,639 {\an8}Well, it does matter to me. 146 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:48,891 - Yes. - Mm-hmm. 147 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,768 {\an8}I care... very, very much. 148 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,396 - Hmm. Clear. - Yes, yes, yes. Obviously. 149 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:56,440 [laughs, clears throat] 150 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,817 Thank you. [laughs] 151 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:02,154 Wow, that was a lot of noise for nothing. [laughs] 152 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,657 How does someone become a director without knowing the lyrics to Public Enemy? 153 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:09,286 I guess most old-fashioned institutions aren't too keen on encouraging people 154 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,455 - to fight against power today. - [laughs] 155 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,790 Well, thanks to the Honorable Elijah Muhammad 156 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,542 because Henry will be out of here in two weeks. 157 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:18,086 Yes, I think a change of environment will do the little one good. 158 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,839 - Yes. [sighs] - Mmm. 159 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:24,092 Well, I better return. 160 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:25,719 Yes. By the way, how is work going? 161 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:27,888 - It's exhausting. - Mm-hmm. 162 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,973 Derek put me on another damn faculty committee, 163 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,351 and it's consuming me all the time, and I... 164 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,438 [coach] Ready, go! 165 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,315 Good goal. 166 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,359 See you at the game tonight, Coach? 167 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,277 Yes, sorry. 168 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:44,655 - Eh... Yes, no, see you tonight. - Alright. Good. 169 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,575 Oh hey, remember to charge his iPad. Last time you left me hanging. 170 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:51,537 The only thing that should be at zero percent is your doubt that it will be ready. 171 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,622 - Alright. [laughs] Goodbye. - Very good. 172 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,708 [happy music plays] 173 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,275 [dramatic music plays] 174 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:36,290 [Keeley laughs] 175 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:43,797 [vocalizes] 176 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:54,433 - Ah... Didn't you see us? - [Higgins] What? Hey... 177 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:56,768 [Higgins hums] Hmm. 178 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:00,939 - Huh. - [Keeley] Hmm. 179 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,357 - Should we...? - [Keeley] Uh... 180 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:04,276 - [smacks lips] Yeah, maybe we should... - ...enter? 181 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,111 - That? - Oh. 182 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,279 - [gasps] Ah. - Yes. 183 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,198 - Rebecca and Keeley in Kansas. -Uh. [laughs] 184 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,574 Higgins in shorts. Oh. 185 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,909 I feel liberated, Ted. 186 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,368 - Yes. Come here. - [squeals] 187 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,537 - [everyone laughs] - How are you? What the hell? 188 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:16,997 - What a nice surprise. - Hello. [laughs] 189 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,707 The truth is, I tried to communicate several times. 190 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:19,833 Oh, sorry about that. 191 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,628 - Hey, are you hungry? - [gasps] Ah, I'm starving. 192 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:23,712 - Oh, yes. - Well, 193 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:26,757 I could try that Kansas City barbecue you always talked about non-stop. 194 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,008 Ah, I know the perfect place. 195 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,719 Get ready for some good, old-fashioned Midwestern hospitality. 196 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,138 - [a bell rings] - Hello, can I help you? 197 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:34,222 [everyone gasps] 198 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,140 Oh, hey, sorry, Gwen, they're from out of town. 199 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,433 Ted! [laughs] 200 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,645 - [both] Ted! - Hello, guys! 201 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:42,022 Did you come just to smell a little, 202 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,398 or do you want the usual? 203 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:45,317 The usual for four, please. 204 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,401 Clear. 205 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:48,445 Four presidential trays, please. 206 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,989 - [both] Four presidential trays, please. - Very good. 207 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:52,074 - Oh. - [Rebecca] Hmm. 208 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,785 - [Higgins] Hmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. - Hmm. 209 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,537 - Hmm. Oh shit. - [Ted] Oh. Ah, ah, ah. 210 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:57,955 - Oh. - Battle wound. 211 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,083 Your hero's journey has already crossed the threshold. 212 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,252 [laughs] I love Kansas food. 213 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,045 Yes. Well, we're actually in Missouri right now. 214 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,047 Kansas is right across the street over there. 215 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,092 It's confusing. I know. Hey, let's play something. 216 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,219 Each one has to tell what they have done in the last two years. 217 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,763 They only have ten seconds and they can't say anything about the work. Yeah? 218 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:16,431 - Higgins, start! - [mumbles] 219 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:19,101 Oh. I caught you with the rib in my mouth. My fault. I tell you something, I'll start, 220 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,352 - yes? Hey, let's see. - Good. 221 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:21,687 I came home and I'm enjoying life. 222 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:24,147 Hey, my mom is moving out of the house where I grew up. 223 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,440 - It's quite a topic. - Oh. 224 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,109 And, uh... ah, Henry grew a foot. 225 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,653 [hesitates] Eh, you know, in height, he didn't grow a third foot. 226 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,697 - [both] Mm-hmm. - Yes, very good, Higgins, your turn. 227 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,782 [mumbles] - Oh. Yes, savoring every bite. 228 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:35,117 I love it. Okay, keep eating. 229 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,535 Quick change. Keeley, what do you have? 230 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:39,496 Oh, uh, I designed new uniforms for the women's team. 231 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,957 - No, but that's work. - No, that's work. Shit. 232 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:45,586 - Hey, uh, we just got a sponsor... - That's work too. 233 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,421 Damn. Yes, very good, Higgins. 234 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,174 - Barbara and I just booked a spa weekend. - That is. 235 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,593 Yes, for our annual work retreat. Shit. 236 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,136 - Hey, very good try. - My God. Hmm. 237 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,846 What about you and Roy? How are they doing? 238 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,764 Yes, we are very good. We're just very, very good friends. 239 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,475 Hmm. Look at you. Does Roy see it that way too? 240 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,728 - Mm-hmm. Hmm. Mm-hmm. - Hmm. 241 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,605 Good. Yeah, no, that's complicated. Good. 242 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,315 Very good. Rebecca, your turn. Come on. 243 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:10,527 Hey, Matthijs and I are happily still on our honeymoon thanks to, 244 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:13,488 - you know, distance and sex over Zoom. - Mm-hmm. 245 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:16,450 Hey, ah, I finally saw Breaking Bad. Hilarious. 246 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:20,037 - And, uh... Uh... - Come on, three seconds. 247 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,706 I recently changed my favorite color to green. 248 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,583 Mmm, and I envy your ability to change. 249 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,044 - Thank you. -Hey, did that really happen? 250 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,587 - I don't know. I panicked. - Oh. 251 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,964 Very good, Higgly Wiggly. Come on, it's your time to shine, baby. 252 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:34,468 Ah, ah, good. Hey, hey, Julie gets more and more beautiful every day. 253 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,346 - [both] Aw. -My son Dana got a tattoo. 254 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:40,140 We think it's a taco or Australia, 255 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,600 - we're not very sure. - Hmm? 256 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:45,354 Oh. We just installed heated floors in the bathroom of the house. I'm obsessed. 257 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:48,315 Ah, there are no happier little fingers than very warm little fingers, I say. 258 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,526 - [laughs] Yes. - Do you understand me? Yes. Very good. 259 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:53,070 So, come on, tell me. What the hell are you all doing here, huh? 260 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,614 [Higgins] Uh, well, actually for several reasons. 261 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:59,743 Tomorrow I'm going to the American Jazz Museum, at 18th and Vine. 262 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,287 - They have Benny Goodman's shoes, Ted. - Hmm. Uhh. 263 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,456 And tomorrow afternoon, 264 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:07,334 We're all going to watch the KC Current game. 265 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,418 Hmm. 266 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,170 Learn about its state-of-the-art facilities, 267 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,840 Do some research for Richmond's new women's team. 268 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:15,509 - Mmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Hmm. 269 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,885 Look at you. 270 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:19,596 So, from all the women's football clubs, from all the cities, from all over the world, 271 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,724 It turns out that they enter precisely mine, eh? 272 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,441 We want you to coach our women's team. 273 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,987 To lay the foundation for Richmond culture 274 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,947 that you created with our men's team. 275 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:39,700 [mocks] 276 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,120 Mmm. 277 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,000 Now you're also trying to sabotage this team or something? 278 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,877 - [laughs] - [laughs] 279 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,629 - [Rebecca] No, quite the opposite. - [laughs] 280 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:55,841 Last time I hired you for all the wrong reasons. 281 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,970 This time, I absolutely want to hire you for all the right reasons. 282 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:04,725 Oh. Well, that... that's a very kind offer, huh... 283 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,393 Let me think about it tonight, okay? 284 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,729 Oh. Clear. 285 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,732 Thank you. Good. Hey, I hate having to dance away, 286 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:14,234 but the little one is coming home from school, so do you mind if we go? 287 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,569 - Not at all. - Good. Brilliant. Oh. 288 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,529 And if later you're not fighting jet lag, 289 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:18,947 Come watch Henry's soccer game. 290 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,741 - Yes, we would love to. - Yes. 291 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,618 - Good, good, good. - You don't mean football, Ted? 292 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,620 Hey, no, sir, we're in America, my friend. 293 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,247 Here we call it soccer, I have dollars in my pants, 294 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,166 and we use elevators to go up to our apartments, 295 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,876 where we make French fries in our diapers. 296 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,044 Hmm? 297 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,922 [clucks his tongue] I'll pay for this. Come on. 298 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,841 - That...? - I don't know. 299 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,384 Come on. 300 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,261 [car honks] 301 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,475 [sighs] 302 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,781 [sighs] 303 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,116 Mmm. [mocks] 304 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,334 [Henry] Dad, I'm here. 305 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,258 [voice] As you can see, I already have my stains ready. 306 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,802 Press the tip on the stain to release... 307 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,428 I'm pushing... I'm... 308 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,681 - Oh, shit. I don't know what happened. - [sighs] 309 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:26,849 Now it is worse than before. 310 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,433 [phone rings] 311 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,229 - [Rebecca] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. - [continues playing] 312 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,022 [breathes heavily] 313 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,441 Hello, you. 314 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,902 Hello... [speaks Dutch] How was your flight? 315 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,362 Uh, yeah. Good. 316 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,697 Complement the captain. 317 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:42,823 You had very good time, 318 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:45,993 especially considering you were fighting the North American jet stream. 319 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,829 Oh, you know, I love it when you talk to me like a pilot. 320 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,456 Oh, you mean when I say things like: 321 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:55,210 "Right now we are using maximum thrust to compensate for the headwind." 322 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,045 Ah, you're going to make me play with myself. 323 00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,463 Hello, Rebecca. 324 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,841 Jelka! Hello! 325 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,134 Where are your friends, dad? 326 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,094 Why does she have to play alone? 327 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:07,264 - [speaks Dutch] - Aw. [sighs] 328 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,348 [speaks Dutch] 329 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,976 - I'm very sorry. [laughs] - [laughs] Nothing happens. 330 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,812 But hey, how did it go? Did you say yes? 331 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:17,774 Hey, Ted, hey, no. Not yet. But it will. 332 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:19,526 Believe. 333 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:20,611 Wait. 334 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,695 [sighs] I don't know. 335 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,072 [speaks Dutch] 336 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,408 Huh, "Can you always give up tomorrow?" 337 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,076 - Very good. - Thank you. 338 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,120 - [knock on the door] - Ah, I have to go. It's Higgins. 339 00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:32,247 You can tell by the syncopated beat. 340 00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:35,709 On the way back, I hope you fly at high altitude to reduce drag 341 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,171 and take advantage of the tailwind. [kisses] 342 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,215 [sighs] Enough. 343 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,300 - [speaks Dutch] - [speaks Dutch] 344 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,428 Oh, what happened to you? 345 00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:49,890 Between the jet lag and all the pork, I fell asleep. 346 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:50,974 Hmm. Alright. 347 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,601 In the toilet. 348 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,894 [moans] 349 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,771 - [sighs] Can you give me some tea? - Mm-hmm. 350 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,773 In my room there is only decaffeinated. 351 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,316 - [groans] - [groans] 352 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,400 Did you hear the news? 353 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,819 What, about the new Hermès collection? 354 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,864 We have very different TikTok algorithms. 355 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:09,326 No, the Twickenham FC women's team has closed. 356 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,829 Oh. 357 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,540 [sighs] 358 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,502 "A well-intentioned but unsustainable financial responsibility 359 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,421 that was draining resources from the men's team. 360 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:24,007 This is exactly what I was worried about, Rebecca. 361 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:28,178 Yes, of course, but with us it will be different... somehow. 362 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,347 Yes, we will succeed where others failed 363 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:35,102 for some unknown reason, out there, somewhere, somehow. 364 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,436 Well said, Leslie. 365 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,521 - Hmm. - Hmm. 366 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,815 In any case, I should let Keeley know. 367 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,860 Ah... No, I'll do it. 368 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,696 - [mumbles] - I don't like to dampen your enthusiasm. 369 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,322 Hmm. I'm not sure that's possible, 370 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,366 but okay. [yawns] 371 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:54,121 Oh, and Alice Chilton applied to coach the women's team. 372 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,539 Coach Chilton? 373 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,165 I don't think he likes me very much. 374 00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,501 Oh, it's not you. He doesn't like anyone. 375 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:03,422 Ah, wonderful. So if Ted says no and we can't hire a grumpy Rottweiler, 376 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:08,719 There's always Alice Chilton waiting in the wings, growling even louder. Hmm. 377 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,137 Thanks, Leslie. 378 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:14,349 Thank you. [yawns, groans] 379 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,517 [sighs] 380 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,938 Oh, fuck it! 381 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,859 [Ted] Alright, before we play music, can you remind me 382 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,653 our only rule about you listening to hip-hop? 383 00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:31,783 I can hear all the words. I just can't say all the words. 384 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:35,871 And let me add now that you can't write any of those words either. 385 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,581 - Understood. - Yes. 386 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,665 Don't worry. 387 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,418 Your mom and I talked about it. We'll let it go this time, okay? 388 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,503 But I will tell you something, 389 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:46,548 For a young man from a generation so conscious of keeping evidence, 390 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,550 - that was a mistake, friend. - [laughs] 391 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,552 Never leave a paper trail. [clucks his tongue] 392 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:51,803 Mm-hmm. 393 00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,431 Hey, by the way, you'll have some special guests at the game today. 394 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,682 - Oh really? - Yeah, 395 00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,643 Rebecca, Keeley and Higgins are in town. 396 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,811 They want to go see you play. How are you? 397 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,605 Did they just come to see me play? 398 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:02,981 No no. 399 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:06,193 Actually, uh, check this out: They offered me a job. 400 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,070 They want me to coach that new women's team 401 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,656 that they have there in Richmond. 402 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,868 Hey, are you going to accept it? 403 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,164 Mmm, no. No way, friend. 404 00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,999 No, I'm not going anywhere. 405 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,794 You're stuck with me, little buddy. [laughs] 406 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,213 Alright, let's get you into match mode. Here we go. 407 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:28,089 ["Can't Truss It" plays] 408 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,008 ♪ The bass in your face, not an eight track ♪ 409 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,468 ♪ Giving everything to the core ♪ 410 00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:34,012 ♪ So that people give you something of that reaction to the facts ♪ 411 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,723 ♪ What I throw, it sticks and stays there ♪ 412 00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:37,808 [whistle blows] 413 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,062 Come on, guys! Set the pace! Wake up! 414 00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:46,900 My new apartment has the perfect space. 415 00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:49,236 They are all older adults, but they don't allow them to watch Fox News 416 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,904 in any of the common areas. 417 00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:52,781 Additionally, there is a pickleball court. 418 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,408 Pickleball? What's that? 419 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,535 Ah, it's like a tiny tennis shoe, 420 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,871 just a lot louder and you're not allowed to move. 421 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,039 Ah, that will look perfect on you. 422 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,249 - Leslie! - [gasps] It wasn't me! 423 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,834 - Ah, here we go, here we go. - Henry! 424 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,920 [Ted] Nice move, Henry. That is. 425 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:12,801 - [audience cheers] - Good, Henry! 426 00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:13,886 Come on! 427 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,054 - That's my boy! [laughs] - [Keeley] Uh! 428 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,806 - Uhh! - It's very fast! 429 00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:20,809 Ah, Dottie, thanks for letting us sit in your, uh... 430 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,227 Wait, what's his name again? 431 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,062 - It's called Tush-Cush. - Tush-Cush. 432 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,147 You don't have to thank me. 433 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,691 I will not allow anyone in my family to support the butt 434 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,067 on this hard metal bench. 435 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,485 The truth is it is very comfortable. 436 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:33,071 Yes, everything in Kansas is very padded. 437 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,867 No, actually we're in Missouri now. Kansas City, Missouri. 438 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,452 - Oh. - How many cities are there within this city? 439 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,745 [Dottie, Ted, Michelle] Two. 440 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:40,829 That? 441 00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,415 They offered you a job, right? 442 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,668 They want me to coach the women's team. 443 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:48,378 That's amazing. 444 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,088 I'm not going to accept it. 445 00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:52,966 - Because? - Like why? 446 00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,304 Ted, do you want to take that job? 447 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:58,472 No. 448 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,098 Oklahoma. 449 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,851 I don't know. 450 00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,526 Very good, Henry! Come on, honey! 451 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:14,112 - Henry, I'm free! I'm free! - [groans] 452 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,407 - [whistle blows] - [moans] Don't risk it, Lasso! 453 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,827 - Make the easy pass. Do you hear me? - [growls] 454 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,206 - Besler, come in for Lasso. - [whistle blows] 455 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,250 [coach] Alright, Henry, you're out. 456 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,126 [whistle blows] 457 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,545 What, are you crazy? 458 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,588 He is the best player on your team! 459 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,090 Mom, mom, mom. If you keep shouting like that, 460 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,967 They're going to make you watch the game from the car again. 461 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:37,928 Sit down, Mbappé. 462 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,012 [sighs] 463 00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:41,640 [sighs] 464 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,893 Ted, why don't you coach Henry's team? 465 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:48,355 Oh, I realized that coaches and dads sometimes have jobs that clash with each other. 466 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,232 Hmm. 467 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,111 [sighs] 468 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:56,446 [mocks] 469 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,449 Here you go, big guy. 470 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,452 - Hey, great game. - I wish I could have played it. 471 00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:05,163 Oh, come on. You were too good. They had to take you out. 472 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,832 They are children. They're kids, friend. 473 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,792 You know, if you want, I can always say something to Coach. 474 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:11,920 No no. Don't do that. Really, I... I'm fine. 475 00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,256 Alright. Understood. 476 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:18,051 Hey, have a good week, okay? See you on the Battle Bus. [laughs] 477 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,355 [coach] Alright, buddy. See you next week. 478 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,237 Hey, Coach, do you have a second? 479 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,488 Not really, Ted. 480 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:39,823 So half a second. 481 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,451 Look, I really appreciate what you're trying to teach Henry. 482 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,786 You know, I had a player like him, always playing italics, 483 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,455 when I just needed the boy to play in print... 484 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,832 Ted. You're a coach, so I know you understand. 485 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,168 Hey, understand what? 486 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,338 How annoying it can be when parents meddle in their children's affairs. 487 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,799 Hmm, well, I don't know if Tina Knowles would agree with you, 488 00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:00,010 but... [laughs] ...I understand what you're saying. 489 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,262 No, uh... Hey, have a good night, Coach. 490 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:03,347 Likewise, Ted. 491 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:18,237 I love jet lag. It's like fucking time travel. 492 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,531 The Kansas City version of me is six hours ahead of the London version, 493 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,282 and I already exercised, 494 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,077 I ate the biggest breakfast burrito I have ever seen in my life, 495 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,245 I exercised for the second time, 496 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:30,082 and I answered all my emails before the stores here opened. 497 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,960 Well, could you send one of your emails from the future to my yesterday self? 498 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:34,461 - and tell him to wear a bib? - [laughs] 499 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:37,047 Everything I have is covered in barbecue sauce. 500 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,507 Kansas suits you well. 501 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,300 Hey, unless this is fucking Missouri. 502 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,678 Ah! A fountain of wishes. 503 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,304 - Oh. That? - Hold this. 504 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:47,224 Ah, you won't really believe in... 505 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,059 - Of course. - [sighs] 506 00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,645 - [squeals] - Come on, then, what did you order? 507 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,021 How much is it going to cost me? 508 00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,982 - [laughs] - Hey, no littering. 509 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:56,942 - That? - Ah, officer, sorry... 510 00:21:57,025 --> 00:22:00,195 I cheated on you. [laughs] It's good to know that I still have the touch. 511 00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:02,531 Especially after my shitty suspension. 512 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:06,368 - Have a fantastic day, ladies. [whistle] - Likewise. 513 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,912 - It was lovely, wasn't it? - Oh, God, I couldn't last a week here. 514 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,873 -Everyone is too nice. - Hmm. 515 00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:12,624 You know, when I went to get my coffee this morning, 516 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,918 the barista tried to hug me. Can you imagine? 517 00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:17,171 - Ryan? Oh, he gives great hugs. - [sighs] 518 00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:18,630 Did you know that he and his girlfriend 519 00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:20,174 Have you just decided to open your relationship? 520 00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:21,425 Yes I know. 521 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,260 I know your dad went back to college. 522 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,345 I know your sister is bisexual. 523 00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:27,347 I know everything there is to know about Ryan. 524 00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:31,185 And I know I wish Ryan and I had a little more mystery between us. 525 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,020 Wait, "dazzle me moi"? 526 00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,688 -[gasps] - Let's go now. 527 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:36,565 Ah... 528 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,233 ["I Don't Want to Know" plays] 529 00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:40,110 [exclaims, growls] 530 00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:42,112 [gasps] Oh my God. 531 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,740 Oh. 532 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,867 Like disco balls for your feet. 533 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,161 I hope they have the other one. 534 00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:52,289 Yes, it's nice. 535 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:55,250 If I didn't have all those little things on me. Who wears this shit? 536 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,960 Good morning, ladies. 537 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,545 - Hello. - Hello good morning. 538 00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:00,005 I'm Tammy Dineen. 539 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:03,258 So let me know if these two life-size Barbies need help with anything, okay? 540 00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:04,426 - Thank you. - [laughs] 541 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:05,511 [laughs] 542 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:07,930 [squeals] 543 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,389 [whispering] You didn't hear me, did you? 544 00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:11,642 {\an8}["Oh, Lady Be Good" plays] 545 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:22,152 [music continues] 546 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:24,738 This is, uh... 547 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:26,782 Oh. 548 00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:31,537 [clears throat] Uh. Hello, uh, excuse me. 549 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,164 - Will the jazz museum open soon? - No, sir. 550 00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:35,832 It is closed for a private event. 551 00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:38,752 - Oh. - The Abramowitz Bar Mitzvah. 552 00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:42,130 They say the parents hired Janelle Monáe, Ariana Grande, 553 00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:45,634 and, uh, someone rather short. 554 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:46,802 Bruno Mars? 555 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,012 - That same one. - Oh. 556 00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:51,723 - You can enter here if you want. - Huh. What is this? 557 00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:54,101 Hey, it's a museum dedicated to black baseball players. 558 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,477 Oh. 559 00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:57,396 Yes, it's not for everyone. 560 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,565 Oh, no, no, no. I love black people. 561 00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:01,275 - Hmm. - I mean, not all. 562 00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:02,943 - Hmm. - Just because one cannot want 563 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,111 to everyone in any group, right? 564 00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:08,156 I mean, I just don't know anything about baseball. 565 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,284 It's like cricket, isn't it? 566 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,287 Because in both they use hard white balls. 567 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:15,080 You know what? I mean, I'd love to. [laughs] 568 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,708 - It's ten dollars, please. - Yes, of course, I'm very sorry. 569 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,334 Yes. Yes. Yes. 570 00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:31,346 [sighs] 571 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,267 Hey, hey, Dottie, the tag says ten dollars. 572 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:36,643 How about five? Hey? 573 00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:41,565 Oh, gee. I brought that from Italy, God, 30 years ago. 574 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,651 Handmade by a Vatican priest. 575 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:47,237 - I have to take it. Here you have 20. - That? 576 00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:48,989 - Oh. [laughs] - What are you doing? 577 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,824 Honey, I was doing something. 578 00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:52,910 You have to let me haggle. 579 00:24:52,993 --> 00:24:55,829 Mom, Michelle and I gave you that lamp five years ago for Mother's Day. 580 00:24:55,913 --> 00:25:00,334 Well, like that man said, the hardest part of selling is lying. 581 00:25:01,877 --> 00:25:03,754 Here's everything Henry wanted to sell. 582 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:06,715 Hey, he said he only wants 20%. You can keep the rest. 583 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:08,467 What a good boy. I'll give it 12. 584 00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:11,094 I'll let you know. Okay, I should go. 585 00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:13,180 Oh... [hesitantly] ...actually, can you put a price on all these things? 586 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,182 before you go? Four dollars each. 587 00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:18,227 [sighs] Okay, okay. Hey... 588 00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:20,604 What...? 589 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,775 - What the hell? - That can be yours for five dollars. 590 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:25,984 Yes, but I gave it to you. 591 00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:27,819 Ten dollars. 592 00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:29,738 It was a gift from the head coach. 593 00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:32,783 Oh, hey, hey. Fun fact about this mixing bowl. 594 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:34,493 [sighs] 595 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,995 And I know that women still can't have a team plane, 596 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,872 but how about a team train? 597 00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:41,792 With ice bath and massage tables for the team, 598 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:45,045 and an elegant caboose with a bar for the owner and her best friend. 599 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:47,506 Keeley, uh... There's something I have to tell you. 600 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:48,966 - [Tammy] Is everything okay here? - I so... 601 00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,176 Yes, he's trying on the suit you chose for him. 602 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:53,637 Did I get your size right, glamorous amazon in pajamas? 603 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:58,058 Uh, yeah. I'm just... not sure it's me. 604 00:25:58,141 --> 00:25:59,268 Well, like I always say, 605 00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:02,437 Brand new clothes are like a vacation for the body. 606 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,231 - Uh, I like that. -[Tammy laughs] 607 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,859 Come on, come out and show us how it looks on you. 608 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:08,318 Yes, come on, Rebecca. We want to see. 609 00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:09,987 - [sighs, clicks his teeth] - [Tammy] Mm-hmm. 610 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:13,740 - [Keeley gasps] - [exclaims] Well, consider me dazzled. 611 00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:15,409 - Ah, you look amazing. - Yes, no, no, 612 00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,536 - It's... uh, quite nice. - [Tammy] Hmm. 613 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,788 Oh, I love this place. Is it all yours, Tammy? 614 00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:21,999 Oh yes, ma'am. I used the money from my divorce settlement. 615 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,876 I thought it was time to be my own boss. 616 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,503 The only thing I didn't take into account was a damn recession. 617 00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:28,213 But luckily, a couple of summers ago, 618 00:26:28,297 --> 00:26:30,090 When Taylor Swift came to town, 619 00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:33,719 one of his chorus girls, a colored angel without wings, 620 00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,263 She floated in, bought an outfit, and posted it on her Insta. 621 00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:39,308 Since then this has not stopped and the girls have not stopped buying. 622 00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,684 Women helping women, right? 623 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:41,768 [gasps] 624 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,314 So what do you think, Rebecca? 625 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,650 - Oh, God. I'll take it. - [Keeley] Yes! 626 00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:50,694 [laughs] Beauty, brains and good taste. 627 00:26:51,987 --> 00:26:53,238 It's beautiful. 628 00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:54,656 I'm obsessed. [laughs] 629 00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,201 [gasps] 630 00:26:57,284 --> 00:27:01,705 ["K.C. Blues" plays] 631 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:12,007 Satchel Paige, the biggest star of the Negro Leagues. 632 00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:16,595 Some say he was the best pitcher of all time, 633 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:21,475 better than Cy Young, Sandy Koufax, Nolan Ryan. 634 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,685 Well, those are certainly some names... 635 00:27:23,769 --> 00:27:25,062 - Mm-hmm. - ...of baseball men. 636 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:30,317 [laughs] In terms you understand, think of Duke Ellington, John Coltrane 637 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,653 and Louis Armstrong, all in one person. 638 00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,988 Oh. Well, you drove me crazy, buddy. 639 00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:36,657 - Hey, now you understand. - [laughs] 640 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,534 - [fans cheer] - [guide] Look, Satchel was quite the showman. 641 00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:42,579 He had a wild way of throwing and crazy names for his throws. 642 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:46,291 The Vacillation, the Midnight Prowler, the Dipsy-Do. 643 00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:50,045 Many thought that old Satch would be the first to break the race barrier in the Major Leagues. 644 00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:51,755 It wasn't. 645 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:53,423 [TV presenter] Manager Dressen thanks hero Robinson. 646 00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:56,134 [guide] But in the end he entered at 42 years old. 647 00:27:56,218 --> 00:27:58,554 [commentator] And in comes Satchel Paige from Cleveland. 648 00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:03,308 [guide] The oldest rookie in history, and he was still incredible. 649 00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:06,019 Yes, the Negro Leagues were glorious. 650 00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:09,314 They didn't do it for fame or fortune. 651 00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:12,818 They did it because not playing would have been unacceptable. 652 00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:15,779 My favorite quote from old Satch was: 653 00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:18,574 "No man can avoid being born average. 654 00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:21,410 But no man is obliged to be common." 655 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,080 - Hmm. - Look around you. 656 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:26,874 You see it. 657 00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:33,255 [guide] None of these men were ordinary. 658 00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:38,302 They are immortal. 659 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:39,887 - Mm-hmm. - Hmm. 660 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,933 [clicks teeth, blows] 661 00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:49,104 - Oh. You are a natural. [laughs] - [laughs] 662 00:28:49,188 --> 00:28:50,480 Thanks, Charles. 663 00:28:50,564 --> 00:28:53,150 You know, their story is pretty similar. 664 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:56,820 to how for years women were not allowed to play football in England. 665 00:28:56,904 --> 00:28:58,030 Hmm. 666 00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:59,156 It's not similar. 667 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:01,742 Sorry, hey, what happened here was much worse. 668 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:04,620 Much, much worse. Very, very, very, very much. 669 00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:06,330 For some reason I can't stop saying "a lot." 670 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:08,123 Is there a gift shop I can support? 671 00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:11,376 [laughs] It's right over here. 672 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:13,921 So when did they start letting women play soccer in the UK? 673 00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:15,088 In 1971. 674 00:29:15,172 --> 00:29:17,466 - Damn, that was nothing ago. - TRUE? 675 00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:21,011 And are you sure you only need one battery? 676 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:22,262 That's how it is. 677 00:29:22,346 --> 00:29:25,224 And if not, it will still mark the correct time twice a day. 678 00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:27,309 Hmm. 679 00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:29,770 Well, mom, I have to go. 680 00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:32,564 Oh, actually, Teddy, can you take the box down from your room? 681 00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:34,149 It was too heavy for me. 682 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,401 [moans] 683 00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:37,569 Thank you, honey. 684 00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:41,448 - [sighs] - I love you, my big strong man. 685 00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:42,533 Mm-hmm. 686 00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:53,335 [sentimental music plays] 687 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:33,834 [high pitched hum] 688 00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:37,713 - [sighs] - Thank you, honey. 689 00:30:39,298 --> 00:30:41,008 Do you remember when dad took me to work? 690 00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:43,468 Clear. You loved it. 691 00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:44,636 Yes. 692 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,889 Every time I went, people got very excited, 693 00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:49,516 They treated me like I had won a contest or something. 694 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,728 [laughs] They let me loot the vending machine 695 00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:55,772 or running around in those fancy office chairs they had over there. 696 00:30:55,856 --> 00:31:00,360 They talked about what a great guy Dad was. You know... it was just... it was fun. 697 00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:02,696 Yes. 698 00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,658 Hey, why don't you ever ask me about my job? 699 00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:10,704 I mean, no one does, you know? Nor you. Not Michelle, not Henry. 700 00:31:11,455 --> 00:31:13,040 Well, I'm sure I have. 701 00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:14,416 - I... - Mom. 702 00:31:15,459 --> 00:31:19,588 Well. If you don't care, why should I? 703 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,381 Oh. 704 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:22,799 Teddy bear. 705 00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:24,760 You didn't love going to work with your dad. 706 00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:26,470 for how it made you feel. 707 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:29,431 You loved being around how his work made him feel. 708 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:33,977 It's good for a child to see his father doing something he loves. 709 00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:35,103 [sighs] Mmm. 710 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,606 Accept the job. 711 00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:42,903 For the love of God, mom. 712 00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:44,988 You tell me that my son needs me, so I have to come home. 713 00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:46,615 And now you're telling me I should go back? 714 00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:49,159 What the hell am I supposed to do, split me in two? 715 00:31:50,035 --> 00:31:51,286 You'll figure it out. 716 00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:55,499 Oh hey, that's pure Indian silk. 717 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:57,543 A personal gift from Mr. Yul Brynner. 718 00:31:57,626 --> 00:31:59,169 ["Be" sounds] 719 00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:06,093 ♪ There's no way around it, you make me angry ♪ 720 00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:10,472 ♪ It doesn't make sense, I've heard enough ♪ 721 00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:14,726 ♪ Just let me be ♪ 722 00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:19,398 As you may know, CPKC is the world's first privately funded stadium 723 00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:21,775 built exclusively for women's professional football. 724 00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:23,402 - Hmm. - By the way, I love that blazer. 725 00:32:23,485 --> 00:32:26,405 Oh, thank you. It's a Dazzle Me Moi. 726 00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:28,156 - [moans] Tammy is amazing. - Hmm. 727 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,241 - [person] Hi, Katie. - Hello. 728 00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:32,160 [gasps] Uh, I think we should build our own stadium. 729 00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:33,704 I think we should play a game first. 730 00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:35,455 Yes, of course, of course. Yes, I know, yes. 731 00:32:35,539 --> 00:32:37,958 Hey, Katie. I have a lot of questions for you. 732 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:41,253 It's like walking through Wonka's Chocolate Factory with Veruca Salt. 733 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,463 I want a stadium now. 734 00:32:43,547 --> 00:32:45,841 Well, the women's team does need our support. 735 00:32:46,592 --> 00:32:48,886 Because none of those women are ordinary, Rebecca. 736 00:32:50,596 --> 00:32:52,598 - What are you wearing? - What are you wearing? 737 00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:54,766 Hmm. Good point. 738 00:32:56,268 --> 00:32:57,394 [Ted] Hmm. 739 00:32:57,477 --> 00:32:58,562 Are you okay, Ted? 740 00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:01,106 Yeah, I'm just hanging around up here in the old head. 741 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:03,525 I like that set. You look like Mookie from Do the Right Thing. 742 00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:05,360 - Uh, thanks. - Mm-hmm. 743 00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:07,946 [happy music plays] 744 00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:14,244 Let's go! That's it, come on! 745 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:22,211 [cheer] 746 00:33:27,424 --> 00:33:30,636 Oh my god! [sighs] 747 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,361 [Rebecca cheers] 748 00:33:48,445 --> 00:33:50,906 The energy here is incredible. Oooh! 749 00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:58,121 Yeah! [cheers] 750 00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:09,424 - Goodbye, Ted. - Bye bye. 751 00:34:09,507 --> 00:34:11,217 I love Kansas City. 752 00:34:11,301 --> 00:34:13,512 - Yes. - Great to see how the sausage is made. 753 00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:16,849 You are the sausage. 754 00:34:16,931 --> 00:34:20,310 - Oh. [laughs] - [laughs] 755 00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:22,646 This is one of my "see you soon" hugs, okay? 756 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:23,772 [laughs] 757 00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:25,607 My goodbye hugs last for days. 758 00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:27,818 - Oh, I remember. - Good. 759 00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:31,697 [Keeley] Hello. 760 00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,156 Hello. Mr. Higgins. 761 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,449 - Ted, I'm going to miss you. - Hmm. 762 00:34:35,534 --> 00:34:37,369 And I'm going to miss the hot Midwest air 763 00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:38,661 passing through the hair on my legs. 764 00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:40,205 The air is going to miss those calves. 765 00:34:40,289 --> 00:34:43,500 - [laughs] Ah, friend. - [laughs] Take good care of yourself. 766 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,168 Wow, that's a lot of food. 767 00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:47,629 - Don't look at me. It's hers. - Hmm. 768 00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:49,715 I hope you left something for others. 769 00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:52,717 Well, what can I say, Ted. Kansas City barbecue changed me. 770 00:34:52,801 --> 00:34:54,261 Hmm. Well, if you eat all that food, 771 00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:56,096 You're going to change the toilet on that plane. 772 00:34:57,306 --> 00:35:00,517 [both laugh] 773 00:35:00,601 --> 00:35:02,227 And hey, I'm sorry you came here. 774 00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,396 to not get the answer you were looking for. 775 00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:08,859 I can't take the job. I have to stay. This is my home. 776 00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:13,655 You know, sometimes home is just a state of mind. 777 00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:20,787 Just a little memory so you don't forget me. 778 00:35:20,871 --> 00:35:23,040 [laughs] 779 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,043 - Thank you, boss. - Hmm. 780 00:35:31,632 --> 00:35:34,009 Goodbye, Ted. God bless you. 781 00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:37,387 You better hurry or you'll miss that plane. 782 00:35:37,471 --> 00:35:39,181 It's my fucking plane, Ted. He's not going anywhere. 783 00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:41,141 Oh, sorry, I thought we were doing Casablanca here. 784 00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:42,267 - I've never seen her. - Oh. 785 00:35:42,351 --> 00:35:44,937 - And I will never see her. Hmm. - Good for you. 786 00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:47,481 ["Kansas City" plays] 787 00:35:47,564 --> 00:35:50,275 - [assistant] Miss Welton, welcome aboard. - [Rebecca] Thank you very much. 788 00:36:00,536 --> 00:36:04,414 ♪ I listen to you again and again ♪ 789 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:09,628 ♪ While you tell me exactly what's right ♪ 790 00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:15,509 ♪ And you tell me a thousand things a day ♪ 791 00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:20,472 ♪ And then you sleep somewhere else at night ♪ 792 00:36:20,973 --> 00:36:23,851 ♪ I'm going back to Kansas City ♪ 793 00:36:27,938 --> 00:36:30,691 ♪ And I love you, darling ♪ 794 00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:33,235 ♪ But, until when ♪ 795 00:36:33,819 --> 00:36:38,323 ♪ Will I be able to continue singing the same old song? ♪ 796 00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:42,327 ♪ And I love you, darling ♪ 797 00:36:43,036 --> 00:36:44,913 ♪ But, until when ♪ 798 00:36:45,497 --> 00:36:49,751 ♪ Will I be able to continue singing the same old song? ♪ 799 00:36:50,252 --> 00:36:53,922 ♪ I'm going back to Kansas City ♪ 800 00:36:55,799 --> 00:36:58,343 ♪ And I love you, darling ♪ 801 00:36:59,094 --> 00:37:01,263 ♪ But, until when ♪ 802 00:37:01,346 --> 00:37:06,518 ♪ Will I be able to continue singing the same old song? ♪ 803 00:37:06,602 --> 00:37:09,813 ♪ I'm going back to Kansas City ♪ 804 00:37:17,779 --> 00:37:18,780 [sighs] 805 00:37:18,864 --> 00:37:22,868 [sentimental music plays] 806 00:38:40,654 --> 00:38:41,947 [sighs] 807 00:38:52,666 --> 00:38:53,667 [sighs] 808 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:00,966 [laughs] 809 00:39:02,843 --> 00:39:04,344 [type] 810 00:39:18,609 --> 00:39:20,986 [sighs] Come on, buddy. 811 00:39:22,738 --> 00:39:23,739 [phone rings] 812 00:39:26,116 --> 00:39:27,701 [laughs] 813 00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:29,369 [phone rings] 814 00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:35,292 [sighs] 815 00:39:41,465 --> 00:39:42,466 Mmm. 816 00:39:53,477 --> 00:39:54,728 Mmm, no. 817 00:39:54,811 --> 00:39:57,314 [theme song plays]