1 00:00:00,468 --> 00:00:02,737 Avenger, can you pass me that file? 2 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:03,803 Of course. 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,808 Peanut, did you hear that? 4 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:09,422 I think there is something wrong with... 5 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,213 A snake! They eat birds. 6 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:15,649 Relax. Fofinho is here because of the rats. 7 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:16,716 Rats? 8 00:00:19,086 --> 00:00:20,187 Pet the snake. 9 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:21,255 Don't do that. 10 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:22,690 It saw? He said one thing... 11 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:28,129 Do you happen to have an aquarium? 5 meters left? 12 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,663 He likes to sleep after eating. 13 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,400 Attention, everyone. I'll simplify. 14 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:35,870 There was so much in my room that I couldn't think of. 15 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:38,372 My God, I was suffocating! What a mess. 16 00:00:41,776 --> 00:00:42,810 Get rid of it. 17 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:45,880 I think I can find a place to put this... 18 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:49,583 My God, how did it get there? How insensitive I was. 19 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:54,121 Whipping on the backside, on the left side. 20 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,160 Has he already left? 21 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,228 I don't want to see any of this on eBay. 22 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:02,630 One-eyed snake. 23 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:05,065 - What did you call me? - It's the Avenger, he's talking. 24 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:06,732 Don't hide after a bird, man. 25 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:10,237 - Call me pastrami... - One-eyed snake. 26 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:11,939 Call me that no problem. 27 00:01:12,006 --> 00:01:15,843 But be a man and do it one meter from my face. 28 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,711 - Stinky face. - Get out. 29 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,146 Fofinho's new house. 30 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,119 But what... 31 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:29,657 Finally. It seems like I stayed inside for centuries. 32 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:33,027 Yes, centuries. 33 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,496 - Who are you? - Shazam. I'm a genius. 34 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:36,730 Hard to guess. 35 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,432 Wow, you are a genius. 36 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:41,001 In fact. How about wishing make me smaller? 37 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:43,604 I think it's my thing, but I didn't hear the magic words. 38 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:46,373 - Please. - The other one. 39 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,440 Teacher. 40 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,509 As I wish. 41 00:01:50,845 --> 00:01:52,079 A little bigger. 42 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:57,117 Is there... anything else here? 43 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:59,487 Some pillows, a sound. Nothing important. 44 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,257 How did you get in there? 45 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:06,961 I was arrested for Turban, Muzzy Tah's Mizwa. 46 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,899 I looked at the king's betrothed. 47 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:14,368 He was arrested for "drying" someone's turban? 48 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:17,571 This is absurd! I accept the case. 49 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:21,375 I don't think you can, since MC Hammer fits me. 50 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:23,010 If you like by Master Peanut. 51 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,079 He'll take the case. 52 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:26,480 But he's not a lawyer. 53 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:29,750 My God, look at this. Peanut, Harvard, 1994. 54 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:30,851 Choose a job. 55 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:32,453 What will I do If I don't have a case? 56 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,588 Boy Danny... 57 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,135 I had an idea. Visit to the veterinarian. 58 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,893 The flutes are calling... 59 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:46,734 Who is the man in the suit... 60 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:54,074 Who is the boss with a beak? 61 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:59,713 Do you really want to feel it? 62 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,917 Harvey, lawyer Habeas Corpus... 63 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,885 Harvey, lawyer... 64 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:09,823 Harvey Birdman Lawyer... 65 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,231 I preferred you bigger. 66 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:18,332 But master, I... 67 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,399 Bigger. 68 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:23,537 So master, what are we going to do about my case? 69 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:26,607 Look, it's already one o'clock. I already know what it means. 70 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:28,275 I'll order tea and biscuits. 71 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,979 I didn't go to Harvard, But if I were you... 72 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:34,515 I would suggest getting a photo of that Turban. 73 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:37,952 I don't have any photos of him. 74 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,055 - Debbie! - "Ahem." 75 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:43,824 - I can't even use the intercom? - Yes, but I press the button. 76 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:45,926 Send the portraitist. 77 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:47,928 It's okay, Debbie. 78 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:51,398 Higher. Lower. Fatter. Less in the groin. 79 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:54,068 Add 700 years, remove the nose. No, the other one. 80 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:55,769 It's... him. 81 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:58,305 Judge Mentok? 82 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,211 What does this mean? I'm relaxing. 83 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:05,946 We have to arrest you. 84 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,915 This is ridiculous. What is the accusation? 85 00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:11,051 I don't need to say more. Didn't you study your "Scalia"? 86 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,686 Police officers. 87 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,089 Nobody catches the Mind Thief. 88 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:18,025 Not while there are minds to steal. 89 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:25,899 The helmets are made of aluminum, isn't it? That way it doesn't work. 90 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,603 The vet will know what is the problem. 91 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,138 Screw the Nazis! Little bird. 92 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,775 Birdman Avenger. 93 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:38,045 I needed to give a surname. 94 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:41,582 So, slowly. Inside the pot. 95 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:46,020 Here. You hold the pot, and I hold yours... 96 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:49,022 Judge! 97 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:51,659 I would be happy to represent him. 98 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:54,762 Indeed, honored, Your Excellency. But I'm kind of busy. 99 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,498 I understand. Let's play. Stone, paper and Mentok. 100 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,667 All good. I'm good at this. 101 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,168 Rock, paper and Mentok, now. 102 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:02,836 - Mentok, I won. Come. - Damn! 103 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:21,622 MAXIMUM SECURITY 104 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,736 I'm confused. Are you Muzzy Turban? 105 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:41,341 I was, a long time ago. I was young, it was the 70s. 106 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:42,843 The real 70s, 107 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:44,912 before religion and condoms. 108 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,013 Good times. 109 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,415 And these murders and looting? Did you do this? 110 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:51,051 Of course not! Who are you Do you think I am? Some. 111 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,078 It would take a long time to explain. I'll show you. 112 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:56,290 The light. It's so bright. 113 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:57,758 I see my mother. Wait! 114 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,860 It's not my mother. And you! 115 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,029 Why are you using her bra? 116 00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:04,465 - Wait. Are you a genius? - I already went. 117 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,042 I was also a sex worker, Cossack... 118 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,001 and meditation instructor during one summer. 119 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,170 What do I mean? I'm in prison, idiot! 120 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:11,839 Shazam fooled everyone. 121 00:06:12,106 --> 00:06:13,574 Are you trying put the blame on me. 122 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,009 So let's talk to the judge and tell your story. 123 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:19,513 I am a judge. We don't believe in anything. 124 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,483 There's only one way out of this. 125 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,818 There is a magic disc divided in two. 126 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:28,155 If you bring the parties together, and say the magic words, 127 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,057 Shazam goes back to the bottle. 128 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:32,593 Why don't you let me go, so I can look for it? 129 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:35,095 Help him escape? Your Excellency, I swore an oath. 130 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:36,430 I can't help you... 131 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,899 Look at my "bwius". 132 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:42,970 Some water. 133 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:52,212 Call an ambulance. We have a leak in Ward 5. 134 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,647 Isolate an area of 10 blocks. 135 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,750 He's right here. Here. 136 00:06:57,351 --> 00:06:59,086 Drug. It worked well in the cinema. 137 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:00,987 Wait, yes? 138 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:05,826 Harvey, get this thing washed. It smells like roquefort. 139 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,160 I think it's Roquefort. 140 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,264 I wished for a boat, a bigger boat, 141 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,032 a horrible statue with pubic hair. 142 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,434 What more can I want? 143 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:17,004 Master, maybe we can work on my case. 144 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,372 If we are not careful, 145 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,808 the evil Turban will escape of mine... 146 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,009 from our hands. 147 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:24,711 I already know. I want a drink with my name. 148 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:29,283 Peanut-gasm. Peanuts... 149 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,051 - Then we'll see. - No. 150 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,587 - Sorry? - No more wishes today. 151 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:37,057 We can talk tomorrow, but for today, it's over. 152 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:41,628 You forgot who the master is in this scenario? 153 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:42,695 Shazam. 154 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:48,302 Yes, this place is awesome. How about we try to escape? 155 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:50,470 You have weapons, detonators, mercury fulminate? 156 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:53,307 No. Just this magic rope and Vanishing Powder. 157 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,742 And the Opal of Knowledge. 158 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:59,246 Opal of Knowledge? Damn! Thank you, I will... 159 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:03,617 How about we use Dust Off on Chucky, 160 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:07,221 while Nancy and Peanut travel on the flying carpet? 161 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,755 Hand me the rope, baby. 162 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,759 Let the circus begin. 163 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,230 You can go, but don't delay. 164 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,365 Isn't something missing? 165 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:19,466 - What? - What? 166 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,567 Your lawyers. 167 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,302 My God, yes. I apologize, Your Excellency. 168 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,271 My mind was taken for other problems. 169 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:25,338 You have five minutes. 170 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,345 By Nazir's bones. 171 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:33,613 Shazam! 172 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,682 And... Shazam! 173 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,619 And... Shazam. 174 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:44,124 - Where am I? - Excellent. Back to normal. 175 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:45,491 Call the witness. 176 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,228 Before that, Your Excellency, I would like to... 177 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,664 call... 178 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,368 He doesn't know what he's doing. I warned him. 179 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:57,104 - The... Damn. What do they call... - Court. 180 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,514 - That's where... - The court's attention. 181 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,673 The court's attention. 182 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:02,409 - What are you doing? - What... 183 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:03,977 The opposing lawyer is... 184 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,481 Hiding evidence. 185 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,649 Are you crazy? 186 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,584 I prefer the old Harvey. 187 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:15,421 The old ones. 188 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:16,890 Hiding evidence... 189 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,959 which are vital for the defense from my client. 190 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,994 Namely: a magical record. 191 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,331 I didn't hide it, I just forgot where I put it. 192 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,532 Big difference. 193 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:29,469 And even if I had the record, I would never give it to that madman. 194 00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:34,541 But what... 195 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:37,210 I may be crazy, but you already were. 196 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,146 - Who are you talking to? - You. 197 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:40,247 The name. 198 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:41,314 Turban. 199 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,822 MUZZY DISC 200 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,224 Is that you, Birdman? 201 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,228 About the talc situation... 202 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,330 It's over! 203 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,998 Potamus. Did you flush? 204 00:09:58,065 --> 00:09:59,066 Who said that? 205 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,468 It was me. Chubby. 206 00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:05,272 My God! A talking animal. That's not right. 207 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,307 I want to get out of here! 208 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:11,478 It is clear! That's where I kept it. 209 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,316 - Say! - What? 210 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,752 Say the words in the magic urinal disk. 211 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:21,922 - It doesn't work if I say so. - I forgot my glasses. 212 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:22,989 For the love of... 213 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,459 Say it! You don't speak. 214 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,995 - Who will say the words? - I say. 215 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,629 Excellent! A bird? 216 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:30,731 Maybe it will work. 217 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,099 - Fill the pot. - This pot? 218 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,767 - That pot. - Anything. 219 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,903 But for God's sake, say the words! 220 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,139 Muzzy Tah! 221 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:49,182 Well, guys, we have to thank the Avenger... 222 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,650 for getting us out of that mess. 223 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,652 Let's save of 21 birds. 224 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:55,689 - I already know! - What? 225 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,491 The theme of my new office. 226 00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,761 Arabian Knight. It's different. Did you understand? 227 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,429 I know a great decorator. 228 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,504 Why didn't I think of this before? 229 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,436 The bird's scans came back. Low sperm count. 230 00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:14,841 And scary levels highs of... Damn, THC!