1 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:16,433 - Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton 2 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:19,811 Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness 3 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,396 Fun Run Race for the Cure. 4 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,063 This is Pam. 5 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,440 - Pro-Am. 6 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:25,567 - Pro-Am Race for the--they hung up. 7 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,403 - A woman shouldn't have to be hit by a car 8 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,280 to learn that she may have rabies, 9 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:33,616 but that is where we are in America, 10 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:37,120 and that does not sit right with me. 11 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,122 And that is why I am hosting 12 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:42,709 a Fun Run Race for the Cure for rabies. 13 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:45,128 To raise awareness of the fact 14 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,589 that there is a cure for rabies, 15 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:51,176 a disease that has been largely eradicated in the U.S., 16 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:54,346 but not very many people know that. 17 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,389 And there are other fun runs that race for cures, 18 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:59,267 you run your race and you get to the end 19 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,436 and there is still no cure, 20 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:02,896 but our fun run, 21 00:01:02,937 --> 00:01:05,148 you race, you get to the end, 22 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,691 you find out there's a cure. 23 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,902 It's a win-win. 24 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:10,862 If Meredith does get rabies, 25 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,113 the only way to take care of her 26 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,157 will be with a silver bullet. 27 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,077 When I was growing up, 28 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:19,204 I was always being picked on by bullies, 29 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:22,832 and I found that the best way to fight back was to run. 30 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,293 And now, Meredith's being picked on 31 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,712 by a big bully named rabies, 32 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,090 and so we're all gonna run. 33 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,555 Don't let this happen to you. 34 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,727 Rabies is not a joke. 35 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,313 No, rabies. 36 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,273 Babies would be a good idea. 37 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:48,775 Can I put you down for a dime? 38 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,571 - Hi, Stankley, how many sponsors so far? 39 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:54,406 Zero. 40 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,200 - Come on, man. Gotta step it up. 41 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,369 It's for a good cause. 42 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,871 Jan called this morning and pledged $500. 43 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:04,082 Isn't that your money? 44 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:08,086 That is for a good cause. 45 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,672 Phyllis, how's the rabies quilt coming? 46 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:11,589 Oh, it's coming. 47 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:13,466 Oh, look at that. Three. 48 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,759 Way to honor Meredith, Phyllis. 49 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:15,969 Michael? 50 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:16,886 Yes? 51 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:17,721 You cannot make me run. 52 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:18,680 Okay. 53 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:19,973 It is not a real charity. 54 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,683 It's stupid, Michael, and I'm not gonna do it. 55 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,184 All right, all right. 56 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,602 - You didn't run for me when I thought I had skin cancer. 57 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,439 - I know that you're probably scared 58 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,607 of people seeing your fat legs in shorts. 59 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:30,984 No. 60 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:33,611 - Okay. Well, back in olden times, 61 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:38,033 a large, fat person, like this, was a person of power, 62 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:41,786 a person who had money, could buy food, 63 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,038 a person of respect, 64 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:45,290 like the regional manager of the day. 65 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:48,626 Whereas someone athletic and trim, like myself, 66 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,421 was someone who worked in the fields and I was a peasant. 67 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,548 I just don't wanna run. 68 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,633 I didn't bring my sneakers or my clothes. 69 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,135 - No, you're going to have to run 70 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,762 or you're gonna be in a lot of trouble. 71 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,808 It is not olden times anymore. 72 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,678 {\an8}- I'm petrified of nipple chafing. 73 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,430 {\an8}Once it starts, it is a vicious circle. 74 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,516 {\an8}You have sensitive nipples, 75 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,851 {\an8}they chafe so they become more sensitive, 76 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,103 {\an8}so they chafe more. 77 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,980 {\an8}So I take precautions. 78 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:54,734 Hi, Angela, 79 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:59,781 {\an8}Hey, um, I'm sorry about your cat. 80 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,412 {\an8} 81 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,164 This is Sprinkles. 82 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,708 She was my best friend. 83 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:13,545 I kept her going through countless ailments. 84 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:17,173 I asked Dwight Schrute to feed her once 85 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,466 and she is now deceased. 86 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,890 This is Halloween last year. 87 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:31,438 Just a couple of kittens out on the town. 88 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:38,778 Psst. 89 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:47,412 I'm having relationship problems 90 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,290 {\an8}and since you're always having relationship problems, 91 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:52,167 {\an8}I thought you'd be able to give me some advice. 92 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,585 What's wrong? 93 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:57,047 {\an8}- I have this crazy thought that I know is crazy 94 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,966 {\an8}that maybe Dwight killed my cat. 95 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,261 {\an8}When I got home, 96 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,637 {\an8}Sprinkles' body was in the freezer 97 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,598 {\an8}where Dwight said he left her. 98 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,224 {\an8}But all my bags of frozen French fries 99 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,518 {\an8}had been clawed to shreds. 100 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,269 {\an8}Oh. 101 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,687 {\an8}Something's not right. 102 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,731 {\an8}The vet's doing an autopsy. 103 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,441 Angela, I'm sorry. 104 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,401 {\an8}- Did Roy ever kill one of your cats? 105 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,071 I'm more of a dog person. 106 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,495 I don't understand the problem 107 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,288 - You don't waste a day of work because someone 108 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,624 in the office almost got a disease 109 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:33,833 That is corporate talking. 110 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,210 The old you would never say that. 111 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,212 - No, I would think it. Now I can say it. 112 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:38,338 Okay. 113 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,464 - Why don't you do this on a Saturday? 114 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,632 Nobody would come. 115 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:41,508 Exactly. 116 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:44,969 Start rolling, please. 117 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:52,060 Ryan? Well, Ryan Howard is extremely immature. 118 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:56,815 I should know this because we were lovers for 14 months. 119 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,733 Ryan doesn't understand the rules of basketball, 120 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,568 but he pretends to when he's with guys. 121 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,861 He has incredible BO, 122 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,197 he waxes his legs and he hates dogs 123 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,824 and he hates kids and he's gay. 124 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,659 - So what's your strategy for this race. 125 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,619 Well, I'm going to start fast. 126 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,413 Then I'm going to run fast in the middle 127 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,622 and then I'm going to end fast. 128 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,207 Why won't more people do that. 129 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:15,542 Because they're stupid. 130 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:19,587 What? 131 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:36,604 Oh, no, that's not--I mean that wasn't-- 132 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:40,942 I mean, I can see how it would seem a bit like we, 133 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:45,280 how it looks like, but I mean, 134 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:46,990 nowadays you can edit anything, right? 135 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:51,870 I mean, you can edit anything to look like anything. 136 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:56,833 - Yeah. I gave him a ride home because we're dating. 137 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:01,421 Wow. There it is. 138 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,759 Yeah. We haven't told anybody, 139 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:10,638 but it's going really great. Right? 140 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,015 It is going really great. 141 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,100 Your blushing. 142 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:15,602 You are very blushing. 143 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,356 No, it is very nice. 144 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:24,069 It Sort of changes everything. 145 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,195 It does change everything. 146 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,616 - I mean about today, like today, 147 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,577 normally it would be kind of a drag, right. 148 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:36,081 To go on a 5k run for some non-existing cause 149 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,542 just so that your really insecure boss could feel important, 150 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:43,630 but yeah, I don't know, today's thing, 151 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,423 It could be kind of fun. 152 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:49,010 - Yeah. Let's take a bite out of rabies. 153 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,012 - Let's do that. Lets take-- 154 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:54,933 Ow! 155 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,434 Shut up. 156 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,978 - Your taking this out on me, but I was only the messenger. 157 00:07:59,020 --> 00:07:59,813 Oh, really? 158 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,487 - You'll feel better after the 5k. 159 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,281 Exercise is good for depression. 160 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,242 - I'm not depressed. I'm in grief. 161 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:20,000 - We have raised almost $700. Most of it from me and Jan. 162 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:23,628 When do they put that on the giant check? 163 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,964 Or is that something that we write in later? 164 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:29,718 - Well, a giant check costs about $200 to make up. 165 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,344 I have a print shop standing by, 166 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:32,721 but what do you think, Michael? 167 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,723 That's over 25% of our funds. 168 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,269 That's a tough decision. 169 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,814 I always imagined it with a giant check. 170 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,150 - Yeah. I mean I personally am definitely on board 171 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:45,984 with the giant check. 172 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:46,985 Giant check it is. 173 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,194 I don't know. 174 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,155 On the other hand it does leave less money 175 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,656 for bat birth control. 176 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,158 Bat birth control. 177 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,327 - Wait, this money is going to bat birth control, 178 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,620 right Michael? 179 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,247 That's what you told me when I contributed. 180 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,498 - You didn't contribute very much. 181 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,876 I was also hoping to hand the giant check 182 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:05,795 to a rabies doctor. How's that going? 183 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:08,214 - Not well. A doctor won't come out 184 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,091 to collect a check for $700, 185 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,427 or $500 if we go with the giant check. 186 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:16,306 And also there is no such thing as a rabies doctor. 187 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,309 How about a rabies nurse? 188 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,185 I don't think so. 189 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,186 You know what though? 190 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,354 I've actually seen ads for nurses 191 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,730 that you can hire by the hour 192 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:26,149 for parties and bachelor events. 193 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:28,068 That's possible, look into that. 194 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,652 - Great. It's going to cost a couple hundred bucks 195 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,947 and oh, actually more with tips. 196 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,866 Maybe we should skip the ceremony 197 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,577 and just set up a college fund for Meredith's son. 198 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,997 - Have you met that kid? He's not going to college. 199 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:46,795 The charity is having some financial problems. 200 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:50,090 What do I look like to you? Paul Newman? 201 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,759 That's actually not a good example 202 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:56,262 because I have been compared to a young Paul Newman, 203 00:09:56,304 --> 00:10:00,350 my eyes and my face, and I make my own salad dressing. 204 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:04,479 I mix Newman's ranch with Newman's Italian, 205 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,940 sell it at flea markets for a slight loss. 206 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:10,193 I could make a profit if I changed one 207 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,238 of the ingredients to wishbone, but I won't do it. 208 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:44,060 - Michael, 5k means five kilometers, not 5,000 miles. 209 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,106 Come in. 210 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,524 Hey, Hey, Oh my god. 211 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,400 What are you doing? 212 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:51,943 You said come in! 213 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,237 - No, I didn't just, oh my gosh, please get out. 214 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,741 So I closed the door, 215 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,868 but the image of his dangling participle 216 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:03,371 still burned in my eyes. 217 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,748 I can imagine. 218 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,208 Come in. 219 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,544 Can I enter the room. 220 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,880 Yes. Or come in. 221 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,258 See how I did that. 222 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,928 That's the way you should enter a room. You knock, 223 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,430 and then you wait for the all clear. 224 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,015 You couldn't take all your clothes off in the men's room? 225 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,558 Yes, but I have an office. 226 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,809 So why would I do that? 227 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,269 - On average, how many hours a day 228 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,355 do you spend naked in your office? Just ballpark. 229 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,856 - European offices are naked all the time. 230 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,274 There's so not. 231 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,276 - Besides my shirttail covered most of it. So. 232 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,278 - I didn't see where it started but I saw where it ended. 233 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,780 Gross. 234 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,741 - It's not gross, it is a human body. What is your problem? 235 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,785 Pam, You're an artist, right? 236 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,245 Think of me as one of your models. 237 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,663 Okay. You know what? 238 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,499 I don't want this to detract from what we really need 239 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,833 to be thinking about today. 240 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,127 It's not fair to people with rabies 241 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,631 and that's the point, right? 242 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,508 Okay. Let's go have some fun. 243 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,094 - They say, if you're nervous around someone, 244 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,179 you should picture them naked. 245 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,682 I do not recommend this strategy. 246 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,852 Try picturing them with more clothes on or a funny coat. 247 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,022 Oh, I'm sorry. 248 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,484 Is this a working office and not a French beach? 249 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:22,992 Okay. Name please. 250 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,161 - Creed Bratton, 75 plus division. 251 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,871 You're over 75 years old? 252 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,165 - 82 November first. How much is the prize money? 253 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,917 There's no prize money. 254 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,752 What, is any of this real? 255 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,421 Check that out. 256 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,674 Loom at me, I'm Toby. I'm stretching. I know what I'm doing. 257 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,217 Why is he even here? 258 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,510 Hey Michael. 259 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:45,306 - Hey Billy. How you doing? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 260 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,813 Next time we will fun run for you, buddy. All right? 261 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:52,856 That's okay. 262 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:53,773 Okay. 263 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:54,607 I'm just here to help. 264 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:55,692 Oh, all right. 265 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,236 How you gonna--how? 266 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,030 - I'm going to race like everybody else. 267 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,323 - Wait a second. Do you have a motor in that? 268 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,492 Because you can't use souped up things. 269 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,454 It immediately disqualify. You can't win. 270 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,165 It's not about winning. I know that it's about charity. 271 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,417 Listen, you know what we're going to do, 272 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,711 we are going to have a special category 273 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,339 just for you and your chair. 274 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,550 So you're already a winner. Okay. 275 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,433 Unless somebody else in a wheelchair beats you. 276 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,061 Hey Angela. 277 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:31,811 Hi 278 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,897 Oh, the cat. 279 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,482 Is that the cat that bit Meredith. 280 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,831 - So I heard that you were peeping on Michael. 281 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,375 - What? No, it was not-- 282 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,461 Look, I don't know what your deal is, but he's mine. Okay? 283 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,921 So hands off. 284 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,757 Okay everybody, listen up. 285 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:03,176 Thank you for coming. 286 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:06,012 I would like to invite each and every one of you, 287 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:09,307 with great pride, to Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin 288 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,643 Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity 289 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:16,481 Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure. 290 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:20,944 Before we get started, 291 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,113 I want to say few words 292 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:26,533 about this deadly disease called rabies. 293 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:30,995 And I'd like you to take a look into the face of rabies 294 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,458 That should scare you. 295 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,585 It scares me. You people need to educate yourselves. 296 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:42,298 three Americans every year die from rabies. 297 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:47,345 four Americans every year die from rabies. 298 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,307 How many of you know someone who has been afflicted 299 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:54,811 or affected by rabies. Show of hands. 300 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,980 1, 2, 3, too many to count. 301 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,232 It is truly the silent killer. 302 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:02,110 No, it is the foaming barking killer. 303 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,239 And it is something that--Darrell, what are you doing? 304 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,240 I'm giving him a peanut. 305 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,117 - No, don't give him--just-- 306 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,703 did you hear anything I said? 307 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,246 Look how happy he is. 308 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,123 - He's happy because he's insane. You know what? 309 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,542 That's a perfect example of the kind 310 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,711 of awareness we need to generate. 311 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,171 Where's the nurse? 312 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,548 This is the reason we're here. 313 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,841 Hello Michael 314 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,926 Oh, Hey. I know you Elizabeth, right? 315 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,511 Yeah. 316 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,056 - Wow. Very cool you went back and got your degree. 317 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,225 I would like you to accept this check 318 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:40,774 for 340 dollars, made out to science. 319 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,693 Make sure that that gets into the right hands. 320 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:44,944 Great. 321 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,615 - Oh, I know what you're thinking, 322 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,866 but I actually paid 323 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,951 for the strippers slash rabies nurse myself. 324 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,746 It's a little joke to Pam. So don't worry. 325 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,039 All the money is still going 326 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:59,209 to the very real cause of rabies awareness. 327 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,877 - We're going to have fun today because it is a fun run, 328 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,754 but I want you to be safe. 329 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,465 I want you to get yourself checked for rabies. 330 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:08,551 So let's get rabid about your health. Okay. 331 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,929 Let's be safe today. 332 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,347 Please don't go in the street 333 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,307 because we didn't have any permits. 334 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:25,110 Okay. Fettuccine Alfredo. 335 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,203 Just remember folks. It's not about winning. 336 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,621 And it's about finishing. 337 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:42,127 On your marks, get set, 338 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,104 On your left. 339 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,480 Michael, look at you go. 340 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,066 That's my boss. Yeah. 341 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:08,445 I'm very fast. I'm very fast. 342 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:12,365 Like Forrest Gump, except I am not an idiot. 343 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,370 Oh yes. I will work out today. 344 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:21,624 I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause. 345 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,502 - 5k is nothing. I've run marathons. 346 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,755 There are a few tricks I've learned along the way 347 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,924 that really helped me shave off some minutes, 348 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,760 like taking a cab. 349 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:36,014 - I've actually done like six charity Fun Runs this summer. 350 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:39,351 So honestly, I'm sort of spent. 351 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:43,146 - When I run my feet swell up like two bags of pot roasts. 352 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,689 Do you really want to see that? 353 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,776 Well, excuse me. 354 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,284 Oh, I'm going backwards. 355 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,619 Alright. Alright. Alright. 356 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,498 I've walked two marathons. 357 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,208 Pretty sure I can handle a 5k. 358 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,920 Key is drafting. Eliminate wind resistance. 359 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,013 Oh, we're in last place. 360 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:17,847 Oh, would you look at that 361 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:18,723 Darn it. 362 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,314 Water, water. 363 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:33,154 - No water for me. Not while rabies causes fear of water. 364 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,406 Solidarity! 365 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,074 Michael, that's irrational! 366 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,827 Rabies victims have to live 367 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:43,164 with an irrational hatred of water their entire lives, 368 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,417 which I can do. 369 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:51,006 - Oh God. My nipples. It's starting. 370 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,343 - Can we get another round? Thanks. 371 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,265 - So we've got what? Another 20 minutes? 372 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,102 More or less. 373 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:07,689 - The finishing is sitting in my stomach like a rock. 374 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,608 - You got nothing to worry about. 375 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,736 I put ammonium and Toby's coffee before the race. 376 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:14,821 Excellent 377 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,537 I'm making great time. 378 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,539 Usually I'd have to take a bathroom break halfway 379 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,834 through a race like this, but not today. 380 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,965 - Ooh. An estate sale. Wanna go in? 381 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,926 - I dunno. I'm really committed to winning. 382 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,178 Okay, but what if I told you 383 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,637 that all the money you spend here goes 384 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,598 to preventing a disease that's already been cured. 385 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,099 Hmm, Yes. 386 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,768 That's what I thought. Right? 387 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,394 Let's do some good. 388 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:51,524 - You have reached the offices of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. 389 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,276 Currently the entire staff is out 390 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,445 doing the Michael Scott D M S M TMC 391 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:58,239 Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race 392 00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,532 for the Cure. 393 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,868 Leave a message. 394 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,540 Oh, alfredo sauce. 395 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,880 I'm getting a stitch. Ah, god. 396 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,800 God, watch the nipples, Kevin. 397 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:17,842 Back off me. 398 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,053 How you feeling, better? 399 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,638 No. 400 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,140 - Well, you look cute as a button. Worked up quite a sweat. 401 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,893 - The vet is removing all of sprinkles organs right now 402 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,812 and sending them to the lab. 403 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,438 I am a farmer, Angela. 404 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,773 What does that mean? 405 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,692 - When a farmer sees an animal that is in pain, 406 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,486 that has no quality of life that has no utility, 407 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,531 a farmer does what city folk don't have the stomach to do. 408 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,158 You did kill her. 409 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,286 I sang her her favorite songs. 410 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,788 You put her in my freezer. 411 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,040 - It was beautiful and gentle and respectful. 412 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,751 I fed her anti-histamines and she gradually fell asleep. 413 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,294 Well then she barfed them up in the freezer 414 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:54,504 and tried to get out. 415 00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:55,839 - Well, I'm not responsible for that. 416 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,175 Hey, ow. It's okay. 417 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,051 It's nothing. 418 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,177 I'm rubbing her. 419 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,012 Its nothing, it's fine. 420 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,848 - How could you do that without telling me? 421 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,684 - I thought I was helping you. I expected a hug. 422 00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:11,062 I took care of that cat the best way I knew how. 423 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,899 - Cat heaven is a beautiful place, 424 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,736 but you don't get there If you're euthanized. 425 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,362 I know a great taxidermist. 426 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,947 I'll pay to have her stuffed. 427 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,199 Well, he's not great, but he's pretty good. 428 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,951 You don't understand. 429 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,953 - Take back, seriously. Don't get bit. 430 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,959 - Or we can have her buried out at the east field by mother. 431 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,296 Huh, Angela? 432 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,589 Don't touch me Dwight. 433 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:53,021 - You like it? It's kind of designy and cool. It was $8. 434 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,649 Oh, I get to carry it. 435 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:08,161 - And the winner is Toby Flenderson. 436 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,246 - I'm just going to write it down. 437 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:16,878 Where are we? 438 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,339 - I don't know, like five kilometers from the office. 439 00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:23,051 - He couldn't have made it a circle? 440 00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:37,816 You all right, Scott? 441 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:39,734 No. 442 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:42,153 - Hey, Toby won. Kelly texted me. 443 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,781 - I could run faster, but this is for charity, so. 444 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:46,574 Sure thing Scott. 445 00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:47,409 Where's Dwight? 446 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:48,243 I don't know. 447 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,327 I need Dwight. 448 00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,079 Okay, see you. 449 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,166 - You could live for a hundred years 450 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,752 and say, sorry, sorry, sorry, continuously, 451 00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:00,505 and that still wouldn't be enough for some people. 452 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,717 Some people don't understand sorry. 453 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,719 Animals don't understand I'm sorry. 454 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:10,807 They understand whoa and heel and off. 455 00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:14,936 Try saying I'm sorry to a mule. He'll kick you in the head. 456 00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:21,192 - I am not going to finish. I can't beat rabies. 457 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,195 Nobody can beat rabies. 458 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:26,364 Rabies has been around for a thousand years. 459 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:29,826 I was a fool to think that I could beat it. 460 00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:39,169 Hey, Michael? 461 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,339 What are you doing here? 462 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,548 Did you come back for us or-- 463 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:47,302 - I can't finish. I feel so weak. 464 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:49,095 Your probably dehydrated. 465 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,597 - What do you want me to do, Jim? 466 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,098 - A glass of water would be a start. 467 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:56,436 - No. There are people all over the world 468 00:23:56,478 --> 00:24:00,065 with all sorts of problems and afflictions and diseases. 469 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,902 They're deformed and they're abnormal. 470 00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:08,823 And here--illiterate and ugly. 471 00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:13,119 Symphonies don't have any money. Public TV is bust. 472 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,455 I can't do anything about it. I can't, you know, 473 00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:21,378 there's just one of me and there's a thousand of them 474 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,172 and rabies wins. 475 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:29,052 - Wow. You are a downer. We were having a pretty nice day. 476 00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:30,637 I'm still having a nice day. 477 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,180 You are? 478 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:35,892 - Yeah. Hey Michael, look at this lamp. Eight dollars. 479 00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:37,936 That's a good deal. 480 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:42,607 - And Michael, you don't have rabies 481 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:46,194 and chances are, you're not going to get it anytime soon. 482 00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:49,614 So you don't really have to think about it too much. 483 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:53,368 - Pam, if everybody felt that way, nothing would get done. 484 00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:58,331 - Yeah. But there's other better people out there 485 00:24:58,373 --> 00:24:59,249 who are helping. 486 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:01,626 - You just don't think I am capable 487 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:04,713 of making a difference. 488 00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:06,297 I know you, Michael. 489 00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:08,383 I saw you naked. 490 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:14,431 - You don't know me. You've just seen my penis. 491 00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:16,933 I can make a difference. 492 00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:19,894 Remember, I'm the one who started this whole thing off 493 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:22,022 by hitting Meredith with my car. 494 00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:27,068 And I owe it to her to finish this GD 5k. 495 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:33,491 Oh no, no. 496 00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:50,842 Finishing that 5k was the hardest thing 497 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:53,094 I have ever had to do. 498 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:58,141 I ate more Fettuccine Alfredo 499 00:25:58,183 --> 00:26:02,354 and drank less water than I have in my entire life. 500 00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:07,108 People always talk about triumphs of the human spirit. 501 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:12,113 Well, today I had a triumph of the human body. 502 00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:14,783 That's why everybody was applauding for me at the end. 503 00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:16,826 My guts, my heart. 504 00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:22,415 And while I eventually puked my guts out, 505 00:26:22,457 --> 00:26:26,002 I never puke my heart out. 506 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:29,589 I'm very, very proud of that. 507 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:37,931 You're going to have a good life. 508 00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:39,224 Thanks. 509 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,767 - Lots of people suffer dehydration. 510 00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:42,310 They all recover just fine. 511 00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:47,107 I'm Michael's pediatrician. Dehydration is pretty simple. 512 00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:48,400 He could also have been treated 513 00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:53,321 by a boy scout leader, a coach or a water bottle. 514 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:55,949 Well, apparently my insurance will not 515 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,617 be covering this hospital stay. 516 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,285 I will be paying out of pocket. 517 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:04,749 I kind of wish I'd been hit by a car. 518 00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:09,170 Hey doc, are you forgetting something. 519 00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:16,302 Thank you. 520 00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:22,684 Hey Michael. 521 00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:26,396 Hey Mer, how are you doing? 522 00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:27,480 Better. 523 00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:28,982 It's ironic isn't it? 524 00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:30,692 I mean, I'm in the hospital 525 00:27:30,734 --> 00:27:32,610 for not getting enough water 526 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:35,363 and your in for a disease that causes a fear of water. 527 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:38,324 - I'm in because you hit me with a car. 528 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:42,704 But I want to say, I heard you were trying really hard, 529 00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:45,540 so I'm not mad at you anymore. 530 00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:47,709 Thanks. 531 00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:51,087 I'm not mad at you anymore. 532 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,096 Wanna share? 533 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:02,682 Sure. 534 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:03,683 I'm not really sick. 535 00:28:11,983 --> 00:28:12,776 I'm Good. 536 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:15,528 Yeah. I'm happy for Michael 537 00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:17,614 that Meredith forgave him finally. 538 00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:20,283 It took a while because she was very mad 539 00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:23,244 about him smashing her pelvis, but it did finally happen. 540 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:27,040 And I find that very inspiring for anyone 541 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:29,084 who wants to be forgiven for something. 542 00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:35,382 - In the movies, being bitten by an animal, 543 00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:39,010 gives you the superpowers of that animal, plus other powers. 544 00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:40,387 But in real life, 545 00:28:40,428 --> 00:28:43,014 the only power you get is the power to die. 546 00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:44,557 Learn the facts. 547 00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:49,145 Rabies kills nearly 4,000 Americans every 1000 years. 548 00:28:49,604 --> 00:28:49,854 Rabies.