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[BUZZER]

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[GROWLING]

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[BUZZER CONTINUES]

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INSIDE THIS CAGE

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IS THE MOST FEROCIOUS
ANIMAL ON THE PLANET.

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IF IT GETS OUT,
DON'T BOTHER
CALLING FOR HELP.

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YOU WON'T HAVE TIME.

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SO IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE,

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YOU'LL KEEP
THE CAGE LOCKED.

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NEVER REMOVE THIS LOCK.

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ANY QUESTIONS?

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NOPE!

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[TIRES SQUEALING]

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HEY, MISTER,

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YOU FORGOT YOUR LOCK!

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[GROWLING]

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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[YAWNS] SLEEP WELL?

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WHY?

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ARE YOU IMPLYING
THAT I WET THE BED?

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[SIGHS]

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UH, YOU GET THE PAPER,
I'M GONNA GET COFFEE.

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ARE YOU IMPLYING
THAT I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO MAKE COFFEE?

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YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW TO MAKE COFFEE.

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HMPHH.

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ANOTHER BORING DAY
IN THE SUBURBS. [GASPS]

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[GROWLING]

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[ALL MEOWING LOUDLY]

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[GROWLING]

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[GASPS]

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DIDN'T YOU GET THE PAPER?
DO YOU KNOW HOW

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TO DO ANYTHING
AROUND HERE?

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DON'T OPEN THAT! THERE'S
A WILD ANIMAL OUT THERE!

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IT'S A DOG!

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THAT IS NO DOG!

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IT'S A DOG.

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[GASPING]
AW.

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ARE YOU LOST, POOCHIE?

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[GROWLING]

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MAYBE HE BELONGS
TO ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS.

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HE'S A WILD ANIMAL.
HE CAN'T POSSIBLY BELONG
TO ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS.

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WELL, THEN MAYBE
WE SHOULD KEEP HIM.

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BUT WHAT IF HE BELONGS
TO ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS?

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[DOOR BELL RINGS]

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OOH, HELLO.

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WE'RE SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
BUT DID YOU LOSE A PET?

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[GROWLING]

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LOSE A BET?
OH, I DON'T GAMBLE.

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I MEAN, I'LL BUY
A LOTTERY TICKET
NOW AND THEN.

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NO, NO, NOT A BET. A PET.

51
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WE FOUND THIS DOG.

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OH, YOU FOUND MY CLOG.

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OH, THANK GOODNESS.

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I'VE BEEN LOOKING
EVERYWHERE FOR IT.

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OH, BROTHER.
FORGET THE CLOG.

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WHAT SHE REALLY NEEDS
IS A HEARING AID.

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CHEERING MAID?
WHAT'S A CHEERING MAID?

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YOU KNOW,
A CHEERING MAID.

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IT'S BASICALLY
A CHEERLEADER WHO
CLEANS YOUR HOUSE,

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SOMETIMES THEY'LL GET
IN PYRAMID FORMATION,

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THEY WEAR CUTE
LITTLE PLEATED SKIRTS

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THAT CAN DOUBLE
AS MOPS.

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I THOUGHT I SAW
A TASMANIAN DEVIL!

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NICE TRY, BIRD.

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[GROWLING]
I DID!

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I DID SEE
A TASMANIAN DEVIL!

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YEOWW!

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DAFFY: COME ON LADY,
CHEERING MAIDS.

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[GROWLING]
THEY WAX THE FLOORS
WITH THEIR PONYTAILS.

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THEY CHANT THE NAMES OF
VARIOUS CLEANING PRODUCTS.

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THEY VACUUM YOUR FLOORS
WHILE DATING THE CAPTAIN
OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM.

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THEY DO W-I-N-D-O-W-S...

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WINDOWS!
WINDOWS!

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WHOA!
THEY DRY YOUR LAUNDRY
BY WAVING IT LIKE A FLAG.

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YOU KNOW, CUTE LITTLE
GIRLS WITH NAMES LIKE

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CINDY, MARGIE, BRITNEY,
THERE'S ALWAYS A BRITNEY.

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WITH HER TOOTHY LITTLE
SMILE AND FEATHER DUSTER.

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WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

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THEY'RE REAL ENERGETIC,
THEIR POM POMS ARE
A SET OF SPONGES,

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WAIT! WHY ARE WE
STILL TALKING ABOUT
CHEERING MAIDS?

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IS THIS YOUR DOG
OR NOT?

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DO I DO THE FOX TROT?

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OH, WHY, YES, OF COURSE!

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OH, YES! [HUMMING]

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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LET'S JUST KEEP
THE MANGY BEAST,

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BECAUSE I CAN'T
TAKE ANOTHER
SECOND OF THIS.

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YOU HEAR THAT, BOY?

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YOU GOT A NEW HOME.

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[SCREAMING]

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[GROWLING]

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AAH! NOT
MY RECLINER!

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AWW. HE MUST BE HUNGRY.

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[WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV]

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YOU STAY HERE AND KEEP
AN EYE ON POOCHIE

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WHILE I GO GET HIM
SOME DOG FOOD.

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SAY, NOW THAT
I THINK ABOUT IT,

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HE'S GOING TO NEED
A DOG BOWL, TOO.

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AND A DOG COLLAR,
AND A DOG LEASH,

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AND A DOG BED.

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OH, MAYBE
A LITTLE DOG SWEATER.

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ALL RIGHT,
YOU FILTHY BEAST.
DROP IT!

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[GROWLING]
MOTHER!

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EASY, BOY. EASY.

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SORRY IF THE FILTHY
BEAST REMARK CAME OFF
AS A LITTLE HARSH.

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I MEANT IT AS A COMPLIMENT.

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YOU KNOW, LIKE,
"LOOK AT THAT FILTHY BEAST!

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I LIKE TO PARTY
WITH THAT GUY!"

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[GROWLING]

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OH, COME ON.
YOU DON'T WANT
TO HURT ME.

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I'M A SWEET GUY.
[LAUGHS]

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NOT SWEET
AS IN DELICIOUS.

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JUST SWEET AS IN
MY PERSONALITY.

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[CHUCKLES] EVERYONE
WHO KNOWS ME SAYS
I'M EXTREMELY TENDER.

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AH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
TENDER AND NICE.

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NOT LIKE MY MEAT
IS TENDER.

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ALTHOUGH DUCK MEAT
IS ONE OF YOUR MORE
TENDER MEATS.

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OH, NO!
I'VE SAID TOO MUCH!

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[GROWLING]

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YEOWW!

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AHHH!

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ANIMAL CONTROL,
THERE'S A MONSTER
IN MY HOUSE

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THAT'S TRYING
TO KILL ME!

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[GROWLING]

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[SCREAMING]

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[GLASS BREAKING, CRASHING]

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[GASPING]

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[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
[GASPING]

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[GROWLING]

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[SCREAMING]

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
WATCHING POOCHIE.

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POOCHIE IS
A PSYCHOTIC MONSTER!

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HE HUNTED ME
LIKE I WAS HIS PREY!

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IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO WATCH THE DOG,
JUST SAY SO.

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YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE.
IT'S A DEATH SENTENCE.

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WE GOTTA SELL THE HOUSE,
START OUT NEW!

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THIS NEIGHBORHOOD'S
A BUMMER ANYWAY!

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WAIT!

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SINCE THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I'M EVER GOING TO SEE YOU ALIVE,

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THERE'S A FEW THINGS
I NEED TO TELL YOU.

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REMEMBER THAT TIME SOMEONE
ATE ALL YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY

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AND I SAID IT MUST
HAVE BEEN ALIENS?

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IT WAS ME.

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AND REMEMBER THAT TIME
SOMEONE ORDERED ALL THOSE
PAY PER VIEW MOVIES

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AND I SAID IT WAS ALIENS?

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THAT WAS ME, TOO.

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AND REMEMBER THAT TIME
YOU WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
AND I INSISTED IT WAS ME?

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I LIED. IT WAS ALIENS.

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POOCHIE, I'M HOME--

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[BUGS BUNNY SCREAMING]

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A GRUESOME TRAGEDY'S
GOING TO MAKE IT

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A LOT HARDER
TO SELL THIS HOUSE.

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AH! MY GLAMOUR SHOT!

155
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AH! MY TENNIS TROPHY!

156
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AH! MY GLAMOUR SHOT
OF MY TENNIS TROPHY!

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NO!
HEY!

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WHAT'S GOING ON OUT
HERE? WE'RE TRYING
TO CELEBRATE

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MY NIECE'S
QUINCEAÑERA.

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IT'S A SPECIAL DAY
AND YOU'RE RUINING IT.

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NOW, PLEASE,
SEÑOR BUNNY,
KEEP IT DOWN.

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[GROWLING]

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WHAT IS THAT THING?

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HE'S MY DOG.

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WOOF. IF YOU SAY SO.

166
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BUT THAT'S ONE UGLY DOG.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

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I SIMPLY ASSERTED
MY PLACE AS THE ALPHA DOG.

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SIT. SEE? HE'S CALM,

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BECAUSE NOW HE KNOWS
I AM NOT AFRAID OF HIM.

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DOWN. ROLL OVER.

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YOU SEE?

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YOU NEED TO BE
THE ALPHA DOG TO HIM.

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ALPHA DOG, HUH?

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ONE DISCLAIMER--
THIS STUFF
WORKS ON DOGS.

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AND...

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I'M STILL NOT CONVINCED
THAT THAT'S A DOG.

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00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,128
WHAT IS WRONG
WITH EVERYONE?

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HE'S OBVIOUSLY A DOG.

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[GROWLING]

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TCHH.

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GOOD BOY.

182
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,648
OH, A DOG SALON.

183
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,067
YOU'VE BEEN SUCH
A GOOD BOY TODAY.

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00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,486
YOU DESERVE
A LITTLE PAMPERING.

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00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:16,157
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ANIMAL?
HE'S VERY DANGEROUS.

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00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:20,203
IF YOU SEE HIM,
CALL THE ZOO IMMEDIATELY.

187
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,833
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

188
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:28,086
WE'LL TAKE THE PUPPY
PAMPER PACKAGE, PLEASE.

189
00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,921
WE'RE VERY BUSY.

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00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,924
THE WORSTMINSTER DOG SHOW
IS TONIGHT. AS YOU CAN SEE,

191
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,552
EVERY DOG WHO'S ANY DOG
IS HERE GETTING READY.

192
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,931
IN THAT CASE,
MAYBE I SHOULD
ENTER MY DOG.

193
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,683
WELL, IF YOU'RE COMPETING,
I CAN CERTAINLY SQUEEZE YOU IN--

194
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,728
OH, MY! WHAT IS THAT?

195
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:46,813
THAT'S MY DOG.

196
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,482
[LAUGHS]

197
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:51,192
SIR, I HATE TO BE
THE BEARER OF OBVIOUS NEWS,

198
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:54,279
BUT THAT IS NOT A DOG.
HMM?

199
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,656
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

200
00:10:56,656 --> 00:11:00,285
I SAID THAT THING
IS NOT A DOG.

201
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,829
HMM?

202
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,248
[GRUNTING]

203
00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,044
[WHIMPERING]

204
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,422
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
THAT IS A DOG.

205
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,841
HE MAY NOT BE
THE PRETTIEST DOG.

206
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,844
HE MAY NOT BE
THE MOST REFINED DOG.

207
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,137
BUT MY DOG HAS SOMETHING

208
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:22,641
THAT NO OTHER DOG
IN HERE HAS.

209
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,061
AND THAT IS CLASS.

210
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:37,531
AND I'LL PROVE IT
TO YOU. BECAUSE
MY DOG'S GOING TO WIN

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00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,698
THE WORSTMINSTER
DOG SHOW.

212
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,372
AND BY THE WAY,
YOUR SALON IS A DUMP.

213
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,749
COME ON, POOCHIE.
YOU WANT TO WIN
A TROPHY?

214
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:53,213
OH, WHAT
A CUTE DOGGIE.

215
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,465
LET ME GET
A GOOD LOOK
AT YOU.

216
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,758
I'VE NEVER SEEN
SUCH A CUTE DOG.

217
00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:00,637
WHAT A GOOD BOY.

218
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:18,655
WELL, I CAN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING ELSE

219
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,989
TO TELL YOU.

220
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,576
HAVE A GOOD DAY!

221
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:25,245
[FANFARE PLAYING]

222
00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:30,958
OH, THE EXCITEMENT
IS PALPABLE HERE

223
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,627
AT THE WORSTMINSTER
DOG SHOW.

224
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,630
PRAY TELL,
WHO DO YOU THINK
IS GOING TO WIN?

225
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,299
I THINK THAT ONE.
OH, NO, MAYBE THAT ONE.

226
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,968
OH, NO, WAIT,
I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE.

227
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:43,762
OH, YOU DO KNOW
THERE CAN ONLY BE
ONE WINNER, RIGHT?

228
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:47,100
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S WHY
THE EXCITEMENT IS SO PALPABLE!

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00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,519
[BOTH LAUGH]
OH, DEAR.

230
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:50,729
[BOTTLES CLANGING]

231
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,564
I'M HERE FOR
MY MANI-PEDI.

232
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,692
SIR, I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE--
THIS IS A SALON FOR DOGS.

233
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,945
FINE! I WOULDN'T BE
CAUGHT DEAD
IN HERE ANYWAY.

234
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,072
YOUR SALON IS A DUMP.

235
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,616
IT'S NOT OUR FAULT!

236
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,825
SOME RABBIT CAME IN HERE
WITH A WILD BEAST

237
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:08,705
CLAIMING HE WAS
GOING TO ENTER HIM IN
THE WORSTMINSTER DOG SHOW.

238
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,624
BUGS.

239
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,833
AND PEOPLE SAY
I'M THE CRAZY ONE.

240
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,086
[CHUCKLES]

241
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,382
WHAT A JOKE.

242
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,841
I HAVE A BETTER CHANCE
AT WINNING A DOG SHOW

243
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,677
THEN THAT THING.

244
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,973
TASMANIAN DEVIL? DANGER?

245
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,182
SAVAGE KILLER?!

246
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,851
I'VE GOT TO WARN BUGS!

247
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:33,854
[GASPS] GUITAR LESSONS?!

248
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,774
AHH!

249
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,654
[PLAYING TUNE]

250
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,030
[GASPS] I GOTTA WARN BUGS!

251
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,784
I'M COMING
TO SAVE YOU, BUGS!

252
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:48,703
OOH, HOO-HOO, OOOH, OOOH!

253
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:51,122
HEY, SOUVENIRS!

254
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,546
Announcer on P.A.:
UP NEXT,

255
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,716
BUGS BUNNY AND HIS DOG POOCHIE.

256
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,179
I'M COMING
TO SAVE YOU, BUGS!

257
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,642
BUGS!

258
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,645
BUGS, LOOK!
[AUDIENCE GASPS]

259
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,856
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
GUITAR LESSONS?

260
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:20,735
NOT THAT! THIS.

261
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,320
POOCHIE'S NOT A DOG!

262
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,322
HE'S A TASMANIAN DEVIL!

263
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,658
WHAT'S
A TASMANIAN DEVIL?

264
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,910
A WILD BEAST WHOSE
INSATIABLE HUNGER

265
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,579
FOR VIOLENCE
AND DESTRUCTION,

266
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,415
COMBINED WITH HIS SHARP
TEETH AND CLAWS

267
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,043
MAKE HIM THE PERFECT
KILLING MACHINE!

268
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,796
KILLING MACHINE!
[ECHOING]

269
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,922
KILLING MACHINE!

270
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:45,009
[ALL SCREAMING]

271
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,011
Bugs Bunny: POOCHIE!

272
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,850
POOCHIE!

273
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,476
[WHIMPERING]

274
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:56,187
[SIRENS]

275
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:03,903
AAAH! OVER THERE!

276
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,279
[COCKING GUNS]

277
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,327
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
PANIC!

278
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,953
EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!

279
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,914
WOMEN AND CHILDREN LAST!

280
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:19,168
AHA! HE'S UNDER HERE!

281
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,587
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

282
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,213
SAVING YOUR LIFE.

283
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:25,216
MY LIFE ISN'T IN DANGER,
BUT NOW HIS IS.

284
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:28,428
BUT HE'S A WILD ANIMAL.
HE'S A MONSTER!

285
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,221
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
THE EXPRESSION

286
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,432
"DON'T JUDGE A BOOK
BY IT'S COVER"?
NO.

287
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,809
WHAT ABOUT, "IT'S WHAT'S
INSIDE THAT COUNTS."
UH-UH.

288
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,644
"LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING".
DOESN'T RING A BELL.

289
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,021
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
OH! THAT ONE I'VE HEARD.

290
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,523
THE POINT IS,

291
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,609
HE MAY BE
A TASMANIAN DEVIL,

292
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,486
BUT HE'S ALSO
THE BEST DOG
I'VE EVER HAD.

293
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,364
Man: SEAL ALL THE EXITS!
[HELICOPTER]

294
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,288
I'VE GOTTA GET HIM
OUT OF HERE, BUT HOW?

295
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,541
PUT THIS ON.

296
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,710
[GROANS]

297
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,086
THANKS, DOC.

298
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,922
DON'T MENTION IT.
I MEAN, I WILL.

299
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,882
WHENEVER IT BENEFITS ME.

300
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,010
[IMITATING
TASMANIAN DEVIL]

301
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:13,013
I'M A TASMANIAN DEVIL!

302
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,808
THERE HE IS,
GET HIM!

303
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,058
AAHHH!

304
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,812
[GASPING]

305
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,692
[SIRENS IN DISTANCE]

306
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,821
[GASPS]
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

307
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:31,407
Police officer:
FREEZE!
[GROANS]

308
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:38,205
THERE'S A DANGEROUS
ANIMAL IN THERE.

309
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,207
YOU MAKE SURE
YOU GET HIM HOME SAFE.

310
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,586
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
I PLAN ON DOING.

311
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,474
WELL, POOCHIE,

312
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,559
I GUESS THIS IS IT.

313
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,102
I WISH I COULD
KEEP YOU,

314
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,062
BUT THIS IS WHERE
YOU BELONG.

315
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,691
SO LONG, BUDDY.

316
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,651
[GRUNTING]

317
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,074
[GRUNTING CONTINUES]

318
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,828
SHH! GO.

319
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,872
OOOH.

320
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,582
[GROANING
AND WHIMPERING]

321
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,293
[STARTS ENGINE]

322
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,137
HMM.

323
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,016
OH! DO YOU HAVE A DOG?

324
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,351
I USED TO.

325
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,566
POOCHIE?

326
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,777
HANG ON, BOY.
WE'RE GOING HOME.

327
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,072
[POOCHIE LAUGHING]

328
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,337
[BEEPING]

329
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:51,005
[TIRES SQUEALING]

330
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,805
UH-OH!

331
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,770
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

332
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,271
Announcer on TV:
THE CALL ON THE FIELD

333
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,732
IS ILLEGAL USE
OF THE HANDS AND--

334
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,776
AH-AH-AHEM! BEAT IT!

335
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,862
...PUT THE BALL
ON THE 44 YARD LINE.

336
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:38,988
[GROANS]

337
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,615
DO NOT MAKE ME USE THIS!

338
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,117
[GRUNTS]

339
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,994
TSHAWWW!

340
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,163
TCHOOYYY!

341
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,999
TCHEWWW!

342
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,125
[GROWLING]

343
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,086
[GROANING]

344
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,465
I PREFER THE COUCH, ANYWAY.

345
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,872
BUDD ZIPPETH!