1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:03,462 Jeff, this just arrived. Do we have time to air it? 2 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:05,506 - Camera one, get ready. - In four, three, two... 3 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:07,424 - Yes, ready. - Very well, let's go then. 4 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,553 Hello and welcome to Soccer Saturday. 5 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:14,181 I'm Jeff Stelling, here with George Cartrick 6 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,265 and Clinton Morrison. 7 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,769 Now, the fittest team in the country It's clearly Richmond, 8 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:25,275 with a streak of ten consecutive victories thanks to the inspired gameplay of Sam Obisanya. 9 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:29,488 Jeff, you have to think that Sam Obisanya will debut with Nigeria, 10 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,156 or the world went completely crazy. 11 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,617 But our main news: 12 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,954 the mysterious coaching vacancy at West Ham United. 13 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:41,375 The club suddenly broke up of the Boy Wonder, Nathan Shelley. 14 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,669 It's a surprise, Jeff. They were having a great season. 15 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:47,714 Yeah, but look, Nate Shelley isn't the reason West Ham are second. 16 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:50,634 I mean, "Boy Wonder"? Come on. 17 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,303 He was my prop, for God's sake. 18 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:56,640 No, Rupert Mannion is the brain behind this whole operation. 19 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,811 Good. Let's direct our attention to the international date. 20 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,146 National team announcements they start to arrive. 21 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:06,525 Which players will have the honor to represent your country? 22 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,006 Alright guys, great job out there today. 23 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,783 Congratulations for another victory! 24 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:18,620 That's how it is. 25 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:21,039 Hey, quick reminder. 26 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,667 Due to the pause in our calendar for international matches, 27 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,003 There's no game next week, okay? 28 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,299 Very good. Hey, the truth hurts me a little 29 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:33,062 who don't want to spend next weekend with me, if I'm honest. 30 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:35,804 But I'm the strong and quiet type, So I'm not going to show it to you. 31 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:38,682 Although I am also loud and weak, because I, like all humans, 32 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,309 I contain multitudes. TRUE? 33 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:42,436 Great speech. 34 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:45,606 Finally, we want to wish you a good night. and good luck to the guys on the team 35 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:48,358 who were chosen to represent to his country next week. 36 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:49,943 Coach, who are we talking about? 37 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:54,364 Close here, in Wembley, debuting for England, Jamie Tartt! 38 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,200 Come on! 39 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:04,791 Taking a plane to Toronto to shortcut through Canada, Van Damme! 40 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,210 You already have a plane ticket. 41 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:10,005 Who will face Mexico and Dani Rojas! 42 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:15,511 Oh, geez. 43 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:18,388 Bumbercatch defending the colors from Switzerland. 44 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:20,390 That's my man! 45 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,852 - Wait. Bumbercatch, are you Swiss? - Yes. Look at me. 46 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,395 No, you're right. Yes that's fine. 47 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,149 - And representing Wales, Colin Hughes! - There it is. 48 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,193 Come on, boy. 49 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:35,906 That's all? 50 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:37,658 And that's all. 51 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:46,500 Well. Very well, let us wish them good trip to our friends 52 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,835 and may God be with you, 53 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:51,255 or any narcotic with which your deity choose to self-medicate. 54 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,131 I'll see the rest of you on Monday. 55 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,270 Hey, 24. 56 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,813 You got screwed, bro. I'm sorry. 57 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:09,606 Alright. 58 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,525 Hey, congratulations to you. 59 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,362 Listen. Are you okay, yeah? 60 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,822 Yes of course. 61 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,707 Hey. Congratulations, brother. 62 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:31,253 I'm not your brother. 63 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:35,841 Now we are enemies, and soon you will be my dog. 64 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,309 What the…? 65 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,625 So you're telling me that it only appears once a month? 66 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:13,170 - And you never skip a month? - Only if you are pregnant. 67 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:16,507 Gee. I have to try that wine delivery service. 68 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,132 It sounds top notch. Yes. 69 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,091 Did you hear about Nathan? 70 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,179 - Yes. - What do we think happened there? 71 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:26,225 Well, boss, I'm like an incomplete list of Madeline Kahn's best films: 72 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,309 I have no idea. 73 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,038 and the truth It's not my business either. 74 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,981 Ted, look, I'm telling you in the nicest way possible, 75 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,234 but you're terrible at talking about girls. 76 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,027 I know. I just don't like gossip. 77 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,989 It's not gossip, Ted. It's speculation. 78 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:44,493 In fact, I've heard rumors inappropriate behavior at work 79 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:47,496 - a West Ham. - See? Excellent girl talk. 80 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,458 So guys, what do we think? 81 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:55,254 Would Nathan be able to be involved? in something like that? 82 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,090 - No. - Not at all. 83 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,758 - Good morning. - Hello, Leslie. 84 00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:02,803 Last night I heard an interesting rumor. 85 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:06,014 I don't like gossip, but my ass doesn't mind a little gossip. 86 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,474 Carry on, Leslie. 87 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:09,810 Edwin Akufo returned to the city. 88 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,311 And now what? 89 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:12,675 Apparently he's snooping around 90 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:15,732 trying to create a kind of Super League. 91 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:16,942 Where did you hear that? 92 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,611 Well, Rebecca, I am the director of Football Operations. 93 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:23,532 And several of us DFOs, we have a small jazz band 94 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:26,743 that we call "The Directors of Beboperations". 95 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,079 Akufo came up in conversation during rehearsal. 96 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:31,957 This is not good. 97 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,961 Sorry. Why is it so bad that a billionaire wants to collect 98 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,564 to a group of superheroes to fight crime? 99 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:39,965 Ted, You're thinking about Justice League. 100 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,425 Gee. Yes, that's it. 101 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,761 The Super League is when the biggest and richest teams in the world 102 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,156 They decide to compete with each other. 103 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:49,766 Thus, not only David I would never face Goliath again, 104 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,811 but the Davids could cease to exist completely. 105 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:54,396 Oh. 106 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,039 You know, I wouldn't be surprised that Rupert was involved in this. 107 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,612 Speaking of the devil. 108 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,498 - It was Rupert. - Yes. 109 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,894 Sorry. For a second I thought it was the real devil 110 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:16,919 - Oh, yes. - Yes. 111 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:29,640 Are you alive? 112 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:31,892 Unfortunately, yes. 113 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,145 Are you OK. 114 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:39,525 Am I an idiot? 115 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,151 Sometimes, yes. 116 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:44,905 No, I mean for having resigned. 117 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,825 Do you wish you hadn't? 118 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:52,663 So there you have your answer. 119 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,358 I just don't know what I'm going to do. 120 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,255 Do you need me to stay? 121 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:06,009 No. No, that… No, I'm fine. 122 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,680 Do you want to come to Poland with me? 123 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:12,933 Can you help me and my family to screw in light bulbs. 124 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,978 - How funny. - Why is it funny? 125 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:20,732 I don't know. Sorry. I... No. 126 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,948 - See you in a few days. - Thank you. 127 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:57,436 Can you tell us about Coach Shelley? 128 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,149 Hey, Nate! Nate! 129 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,123 - Hello. - Sorry. 130 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:19,333 - No problem. - Thank you. 131 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:22,794 Shit. 132 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:35,640 Keeley, You are the kindest boss I have ever had. 133 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,267 Thanks, Dan. 134 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:40,102 And definitely the sexiest. 135 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,438 That's a tricky compliment. 136 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:44,775 Thank you. 137 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:45,859 Yes. 138 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,074 Barbara, what's going on? Are they robbing us little by little? 139 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:56,119 Wait. Sorry. Didn't you talk to Jack? 140 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,163 I haven't heard from Jack in weeks. 141 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:03,377 But last night he wrote to me by email saying I was going to contact you to tell you. 142 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,045 Tell me what, Barbara? 143 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:14,555 The board of the venture capital fund decided to withdraw funding. 144 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,767 They are going to close KJPR. 145 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:21,979 That? 146 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:24,606 When? 147 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:27,276 Don't worry, We have plenty of time. 148 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:30,320 - We don't have to leave until Friday. - Today is Wednesday. 149 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:34,366 Yes. I guess it is quite early, right? 150 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,369 Especially if you didn't receive last night's email. 151 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:10,402 That is, if he doesn't want to train to West Ham for millions, I will be happy to do it. 152 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,406 What an idiot. 153 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,925 Pineapple or apple juice? 154 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,431 Hello. 155 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,601 Hey Dani! 156 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,271 Dani, what's up, man? 157 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:48,774 He's my teammate. 158 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,074 Dani, do you want some potatoes? 159 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,896 Gee. 160 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:31,191 I'll tell you something: Sam did have tremendous sadness today, right? 161 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,734 And I don't blame him one bit. 162 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:35,237 It's hard to see the ball when your eyes are full of tears. 163 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,031 Hey, Sam! 164 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,993 Look, I know this week hasn't been easy for you. 165 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:44,162 But don't forget that even the great Michael Jordan 166 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,224 He did not enter the main team of his high school basketball team. 167 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:47,332 - Yeah? - Yes, Coach. 168 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,878 But wasn't it because He was only 1.78 as a sophomore. 169 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,815 and the team needed height, so they sent him to the youth team 170 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,483 in the hope that Will it develop physically? 171 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,843 Which he did, growing 13 centimeters the following summer. 172 00:11:58,552 --> 00:11:59,988 That is, if you know all the details, 173 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:01,906 the story turns out a little less motivating, 174 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,432 but my point is still valid. 175 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,017 Keep your head up. Be a goldfish. 176 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,685 - Alright? - Alright. 177 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,482 Boom! 178 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:16,361 Tonight Jane and I booked an ax throwing ring in Hatchet and Rye. 179 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,697 Do you want to join the celebration? 180 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:22,284 It sounds just as fun how dangerous What do they celebrate? 181 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,245 The quick karma delivery of a shit sandwich to Shit Boy. 182 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,039 Look, Jane made the targets. 183 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,963 Don't you think it's bad karma? celebrate someone else's bad karma? 184 00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:36,882 No. Are you coming? 185 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:40,177 I would love to, but I have something. 186 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:44,806 Here we go. 187 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:45,974 Hi Janey, love! 188 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:50,521 Yes, everything is done. can you remember Bring my throwing axe, please? 189 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,607 No, not that one. The one with the leather cover. 190 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,150 Did you know? Bring them all. 191 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:58,570 Yes that's how it is. 192 00:12:58,654 --> 00:12:59,988 Alright. I love you too. 193 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,784 How many axes do you already have? 194 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,911 Seventeen. But not all of them are for launching. 195 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,580 Clear. But are they all here in the UK? 196 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:11,458 Oh yes. I couldn't imagine be in a different country than my axes. 197 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,336 It's going to be difficult for you to carry all that. 198 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,720 - Hello, Sam. - Hello. 199 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,934 I'm very sorry about the national team. 200 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,146 Well, you know. I guess I could have worked harder. 201 00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:36,775 Well, I think you're wonderful. 202 00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,112 Thanks, Rebecca. 203 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,326 - See you. - Yes. 204 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,212 Hello, Rebecca. 205 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,132 Where's the Hockney I gave you? 206 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,927 I got rid of him. Sorry. W… How did you get through security? 207 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,846 My old friend Renee. 208 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,324 The creepy old man What lives in the sewers? 209 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,808 Oh, Rebecca, how rude. 210 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,852 He only works in the sewers. 211 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,855 Clear. Well maybe next time You could make an appointment. 212 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:18,233 Of course. 213 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,528 So what do you want? 214 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:25,115 Invite you to this meeting of the Akufo League. 215 00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:27,743 Because? 216 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:31,163 I wanted to offer you an olive branch. 217 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,749 And I think it's important that you are part of this. 218 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,793 It could be great for football. 219 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,088 Well, I'll think about it. 220 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,882 Good. 221 00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:47,888 Sneaking in today reminded me the first game I saw at Nelson Road. 222 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:49,992 When they still played by candlelight. 223 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,228 I await your response. 224 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,025 What happened to Nathan Shelley? 225 00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:06,031 Some people just aren't ready when their opportunity comes. 226 00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:19,002 Happy Uncle's Day! 227 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,924 - You know it's not a real holiday, right? - Yes it is. 228 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,300 Right, mom? 229 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:28,136 Any day I annoy Roy is a holiday for me. 230 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,473 I open. 231 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:36,436 Phoe told me that on Uncle's Day It's his favorite holiday of the year. 232 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,855 - Fuck you. - Yes, seriously. 233 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:42,109 It was Uncle's Day, Uncle Roy's birthday, and then Perchtenlaufen, 234 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,778 the german holiday in which people dress up as evil spirits 235 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:48,657 and walk the streets to chase away winter. 236 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:52,119 You may have an old soul, but She's a real fucking nerd, right? 237 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,620 Is that Range Rover outside yours? 238 00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:56,081 - No, it's my mom's. - Oh, of course, of course. 239 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,624 Hello how are you? All good? 240 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,877 - Sorry for being late. - No problem. 241 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,379 You can sit next to Uncle Roy. 242 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,462 Hello, Uncle Roy. 243 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,132 What the hell is he doing here? 244 00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,718 I had to invite your best friend. 245 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,881 - He's not my best friend. - He's not my best friend. 246 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:15,559 Well, you talk a lot about him, and they spend every day together. 247 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,894 Well it's not. 248 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,521 So who's your best friend, Jamie? 249 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:20,939 Probably Isaac. 250 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,108 - Fuck you. - It is. 251 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:26,111 - That's a pound, Uncle Roy. - Charge it to me. 252 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:29,114 Good. Now open Jamie's gift. 253 00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:33,076 It's stupid. A nonsense. I don't know. 254 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,161 Take. 255 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:40,501 It's your original England uniform of the 2014 World Cup. 256 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,004 Your name is on the back. 257 00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,719 I had them change the E to a U. 258 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,772 I love it. 259 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,614 Yes. You owe me a pound, Jamie. 260 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,532 But I didn't say anything. 261 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:17,037 No, but you made me think about it, and that is practically the same. 262 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,083 Yes, fair. 263 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,292 Okay, my turn. 264 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:24,962 Alright. 265 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,713 Who is that? 266 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:28,924 Good packaging. 267 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,055 I did it at school. 268 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:39,935 The colors make up your name. Red, orange, yellow. Roy. 269 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:45,232 She was very excited to give it to you. 270 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,358 What do you think? 271 00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:49,319 Well, I mean, I fucking love it. 272 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,447 It was worth it. 273 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,248 Thank you. 274 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,795 Good. Mom and I are going to get the costumes for the function. 275 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,424 Notice, team. There is intermission. 276 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,058 - Your sister is very hot. - I'm going to gouge out your eyes. 277 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:35,449 Simi, what's wrong? I thought we were complete. 278 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,034 All reservations cancelled. 279 00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,077 Well, minus one. 280 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,457 Hello. Look who it is. 281 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,501 It's Pink Penis. 282 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:48,462 Sorry. I meant Sam. 283 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,839 Of course you remember Francis. 284 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,134 Charles, this is Pink Penis. 285 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:55,594 I mean, Sam. 286 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,472 Pink-Penis-I-Mean-Sam, This is Charles Siziba, 287 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,391 - food critic for The Times. - Nice to meet you. 288 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,311 Edwin has told me horrible things about you. 289 00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:08,941 Charles is helping me find Best West African Chef in London 290 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:14,404 because I'm going to open my own Nigerian restaurant just 20 meters from here. 291 00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:15,781 What are you going to do? 292 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:19,117 Let's serve the best Nigerian cuisine, 293 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:23,247 along with Chicago-style hot dogs, because it's my favorite food. 294 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,875 Oh, Sam. I mean, Pink Penis. 295 00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:30,629 Mr Akufo found a small piece of glass in your food. 296 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,798 I guess our food will be free, right? 297 00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:35,384 Yes of course. Whatever. 298 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,468 Good man. 299 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:42,766 It's good to give it a name to a face so ugly and horrible. 300 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,524 I'm so sorry to see that business is not going well. 301 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,442 No. In fact, we were full. 302 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,128 we only had some last minute cancellations. 303 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,114 That's because all reservations were mine. 304 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,784 Hello. Ola's Chop Life? 305 00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:03,954 I want to make a reservation for eight in the name of Wiafe. 306 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,040 David Ettlemen, table for six. 307 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,418 Starkey, table for four. The fabulous four. 308 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:13,255 Table for 12, please. Surname Picard. 309 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:17,718 And please bring all their best African cheeses. 310 00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:23,807 - It's good to see you, Edwin. - Isn't that right? 311 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:35,694 Yes, it made me very sad to know that You were not called up to the Nigerian national team. 312 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:40,115 But I was glad to know that The Nigerian government gladly accepted 313 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:45,787 a check from me for 20 million dollars to keep you off the team. 314 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:51,793 I'm never going to stop, you Nigerian piece of shit. 315 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,881 Never. 316 00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,760 No never. 317 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,069 Please don't do this, Francis. 318 00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:59,444 - Stop right there. - Sorry. 319 00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:01,321 - What is the emergency? -Nathan? 320 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:02,406 Yes. 321 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,950 It doesn't matter, officer. My son has already arrived. 322 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:08,871 You changed the key. 323 00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:10,080 Christ. 324 00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:13,041 Hello, mom. 325 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,753 Do you want something to eat, honey? 326 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:19,673 No, thanks. The truth is I just want to sleep. 327 00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:26,852 Well, if you're going to cook, I could eat something. 328 00:22:26,889 --> 00:22:28,182 Lloyd, stop it. 329 00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:29,266 That? 330 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,133 Leslie? 331 00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:09,181 - Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. - Alright. It wasn't that bad. 332 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:11,808 Demons. 333 00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:16,522 How can I help you, Rebecca? 334 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,732 I just need some advice. 335 00:23:20,025 --> 00:23:21,785 - Keeley didn't answer you? - No. 336 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,237 - Ted? - I can't find it. 337 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,405 -Sassy? - On a plane without Wi-Fi. 338 00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:27,449 - Can you imagine? - Disgusting. 339 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:29,535 - And your mother? - Are you fucking with me? 340 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,871 I'm flattered. Okay, let's do this shit. 341 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,710 I don't want to form part of the Akufo League. 342 00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:41,588 Because? Why is it an emotionally unstable billionaire 343 00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:43,817 with temperament from one of those Willy Wonka kids 344 00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:45,676 who end up murdered in the chocolate factory? 345 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,440 I don't think that's what's happening, Leslie. 346 00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:52,683 I'm sorry to tell you, Rebecca, but those children are dead. 347 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:57,229 I think the only reason why Rupert invited me 348 00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:00,232 It's because I'm a woman and that will make them look good. 349 00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,735 Who cares why Rupert invited you? 350 00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:05,404 You have a seat at the table. 351 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,739 So go and find out what happens. 352 00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,164 Thanks, Leslie. 353 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:21,253 And if any of the others starts to disappear one by one 354 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:25,549 due to a series of unfortunate accidents apparently caused by their own arrogance, 355 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,509 Get out of there immediately. Do you hear me? 356 00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:09,134 Is everything okay, darling? 357 00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:10,844 All? No shit. 358 00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:15,098 What do you call it when you have the opposite of the Midas touch? 359 00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:18,393 - Midas's screw-ups. - That. That's what I have. 360 00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:20,270 Everything I touch turns to shit. 361 00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,774 Shit helps you grow, baby. 362 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,610 Hi, I'm Keeley. What is your name? 363 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:32,491 -Mae. - Mae? I didn't expect it. 364 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,284 It's a very nice name. 365 00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:36,954 - Is it an abbreviation of something? - Maybe. 366 00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:38,705 And this place is yours, Maybe? 367 00:25:40,374 --> 00:25:41,834 For a little over 40 years. 368 00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:44,878 Wow, that's impressive. 369 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,507 It's difficult though, isn't it? Be the boss. 370 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,634 It has its moments. 371 00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:54,763 But for some, it's better to follow your instinct 372 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:58,475 than feign enthusiasm following someone else's. 373 00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:04,273 what would you do If someone took everything from you? 374 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:07,651 As that man said, 375 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:10,612 "Once you arrive to the top of the mountain, 376 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:13,365 What do you have left besides lightning?" 377 00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:23,041 Wait, the lightning Is it a good or bad thing? 378 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:28,255 It depends on whether are you ready for it or not. 379 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,135 Now I'm going to bring you something to eat. 380 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:38,098 Cause I can't let another sad girl and skinny passed out in my pub. 381 00:26:38,724 --> 00:26:40,184 The rating on Yelp bothers me. 382 00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:36,698 Bocce balls. 383 00:27:42,913 --> 00:27:44,122 Ted! 384 00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:46,124 Ted! Ted! 385 00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:54,967 Hello. 386 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:23,203 Yes… 387 00:28:41,096 --> 00:28:44,141 You know, Lanny, When Mexico comes to play at our house, 388 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:45,864 the record books stop mattering. 389 00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:47,060 Of course, Bruce. 390 00:28:47,144 --> 00:28:49,605 It's a tough game, but there is mutual respect, even if grudging, 391 00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:50,768 between the two teams, eh? 392 00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:55,611 - They go together like nachos and poutine. - Now I got hungry. Oh no. 393 00:28:57,196 --> 00:28:59,323 - Mexico regains possession. - Here we go! 394 00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:02,868 Dani Rojas is left loose, face to face with Van Damme. And… 395 00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:07,873 Oh no! Right on the nose. 396 00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:10,375 Fully in the snout. It almost seemed intentional. 397 00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:11,728 Dani also hit him with everything. 398 00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:14,546 Of course, Bruce. He's a different guy when he puts on the Mexico shirt. 399 00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:17,007 That's a lot of blood, for God's sake. 400 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:18,770 Excuse the language, friends. 401 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:10,310 Hello. 402 00:30:11,645 --> 00:30:12,646 Twins. 403 00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:15,649 For the love of God. 404 00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:23,652 Very well, come in. 405 00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:29,366 - Have a good day, Uncle Roy. - You too. 406 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:30,449 You look well. 407 00:32:31,326 --> 00:32:32,870 - Clear. - Bye bye! 408 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:39,960 It's Coach Kent. 409 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,692 - Hello, Miss Bowen. - You don't have to call me Miss Bowen. 410 00:32:45,716 --> 00:32:47,718 - You can use my name. - It's okay... 411 00:32:49,178 --> 00:32:50,387 You don't know that, do you? 412 00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:52,890 No. 413 00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:55,267 - Leann. - Hello, Leann. 414 00:32:55,350 --> 00:32:56,476 I like your shirt. 415 00:32:57,394 --> 00:32:58,812 Are you going to protest against the Vietnam War? 416 00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:02,024 Phoebe made it for me. 417 00:33:05,027 --> 00:33:07,321 - You look different. - Well, yes. 418 00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:10,032 I usually don't dress like a fucking clown. 419 00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:11,755 No, I'm not talking about the shirt. I mean you. 420 00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:14,161 You seem lighter than the last time I saw you. 421 00:33:14,244 --> 00:33:17,664 Less… stagnant. 422 00:33:18,248 --> 00:33:20,542 - Stalled? - Yes, stuck. 423 00:33:21,919 --> 00:33:22,961 Wait. 424 00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:27,508 Weren't you flirting with me The last time I saw you? 425 00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:31,261 I work with children. I don't mind cleaning up a mess. 426 00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:35,849 I just hope that disaster hasn't caused too much damage. 427 00:33:47,277 --> 00:33:50,030 Damn. 428 00:33:53,909 --> 00:33:55,494 - It's good to see you. - Yes, you too. 429 00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:03,585 "I don't mind cleaning up a mess." 430 00:34:04,086 --> 00:34:05,295 What a smooth move, you fucking witch. 431 00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:08,590 Alright kids, let's go! 432 00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:14,346 Hello, Barbara. 433 00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:15,681 What a nice outfit. 434 00:34:16,181 --> 00:34:19,101 Thank you. Yeah. I like clothes that tell the truth. 435 00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:24,022 I brought you something. 436 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:36,368 Thanks for all your help. 437 00:34:41,248 --> 00:34:43,458 I really would like that we would have worked together longer. 438 00:34:43,542 --> 00:34:44,543 You are fun. 439 00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:47,504 - Am I? - Yeah. 440 00:34:51,675 --> 00:34:52,675 Thank you. 441 00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:59,349 It's just that I have to buy the snowball myself, 442 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:00,513 or it doesn't really count. 443 00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:03,312 Alright. 444 00:35:05,063 --> 00:35:07,733 - Do you have cash? - Yeah. 445 00:35:10,736 --> 00:35:12,070 It actually cost £60. 446 00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:17,492 I think you paid a little too much. 447 00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:24,124 Thanks for this. 448 00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:27,544 You are welcome. 449 00:35:29,588 --> 00:35:30,923 I'll need the receipt. 450 00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:35,469 - Clear. Can I send it to you by mail? - Yes, perfect. 451 00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:37,137 - The sooner the better. - I'll get on with that. 452 00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:07,125 Nathan, your father and I will go to the farmers market for a few hours. 453 00:36:07,209 --> 00:36:09,169 We love you, darling. 454 00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:21,640 Hello. Good morning. 455 00:36:23,892 --> 00:36:25,102 - Hello, ma'am. - Hello. 456 00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:27,271 - Can I take your coat? - Yes of course. 457 00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:29,898 - Thank you. - Thank you. 458 00:36:36,446 --> 00:36:37,823 Hello, Rebecca. 459 00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:40,659 Rupert. 460 00:36:40,742 --> 00:36:43,620 Thank you for accepting my invitation. 461 00:36:44,538 --> 00:36:46,819 How can I resist the opportunity that a lot of old people 462 00:36:46,874 --> 00:36:47,954 Do they speak directly to my breasts? 463 00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:53,088 Mr Mannion, He left his phone in the car. 464 00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:56,842 And his fecal specialist sent the results. 465 00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,970 Two thumbs up, as we expected. 466 00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:01,554 Marvelous. 467 00:37:02,306 --> 00:37:05,142 Miss Bread, Rebecca Welton. 468 00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:08,187 Rebecca, this is my assistant, Miss Bread. 469 00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,022 Nice to meet you. 470 00:37:16,695 --> 00:37:18,030 With permission. 471 00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:24,536 - New assistant? - Yes. 472 00:37:25,662 --> 00:37:28,415 what happened with the fantasy corporate fairy? 473 00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:31,043 It twisted. Very dramatic. 474 00:37:34,046 --> 00:37:35,380 - Come on? - Yes. 475 00:37:38,509 --> 00:37:40,677 So gentlemen, hello. 476 00:37:40,761 --> 00:37:45,098 I think most of you know Rebecca, owner of AFC Richmond. 477 00:37:46,141 --> 00:37:49,381 It's my title since we got divorced, and I stayed with the only thing he loved. 478 00:37:50,687 --> 00:37:51,688 Marvelous. 479 00:37:53,398 --> 00:37:55,150 -Rebecca. - Hello, Robert. 480 00:37:55,234 --> 00:37:57,611 When Rupert told me that today you would join us, 481 00:37:57,694 --> 00:37:59,029 I got really excited. 482 00:38:00,072 --> 00:38:04,868 And when you walked in with that outfit, I remembered why. 483 00:38:09,164 --> 00:38:10,499 Greetings to all! 484 00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:12,459 And thanks for coming. 485 00:38:13,335 --> 00:38:14,378 Francis. 486 00:38:20,717 --> 00:38:22,344 -Rebecca. - Mr. Akufo, 487 00:38:22,427 --> 00:38:24,346 How wonderful to see him again. 488 00:38:24,429 --> 00:38:26,807 Yes, I'm very glad you're here. 489 00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:30,811 It's nice not to be the only minority in the room, huh? 490 00:38:33,105 --> 00:38:38,443 Gentlemen and lady, sure They are eager to get started. 491 00:38:38,986 --> 00:38:41,363 But as my father said, 492 00:38:41,446 --> 00:38:44,741 "Never talk business on an empty stomach." 493 00:38:44,825 --> 00:38:45,909 So… 494 00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:53,834 Please take a seat and let's enjoy some delicious Ghanaian bites 495 00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:56,295 along with Chicago-style hot dogs, 496 00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:59,965 as Scottie Pippen enjoys them, Obama and Ferris Bueller. 497 00:39:00,048 --> 00:39:01,049 Please. 498 00:39:03,177 --> 00:39:05,220 Yes please. Sit down. Sit down. 499 00:40:30,305 --> 00:40:31,306 Thank you. 500 00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:44,236 Now that we have a full stomach, Let's talk about business. 501 00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:48,031 But first, There is one thing to attend to. 502 00:41:03,213 --> 00:41:06,341 Alright. I'll go now. 503 00:41:06,425 --> 00:41:09,469 Yes, no, thank you, Nicolay. It's easier for everyone... 504 00:41:09,553 --> 00:41:11,722 No. I understand. 505 00:41:12,431 --> 00:41:15,893 It's because of everything about Russia. You know, it doesn't look good right now. 506 00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:19,229 You have to... It's a "pull" thing. 507 00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:21,565 You have to pull. It is a… 508 00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:25,694 It's a... You're pushing. You have to pull the door. 509 00:41:25,777 --> 00:41:27,097 What you're doing is obviously... 510 00:41:28,113 --> 00:41:30,324 You are pushing and you have to pull. 511 00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:31,909 That. Good, goodbye. 512 00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:34,953 Very well, gentlemen. And a woman. 513 00:41:35,037 --> 00:41:39,958 I invited you here to talk to you of the Akufo League. 514 00:41:40,042 --> 00:41:45,130 A world football league made up of only the best teams. 515 00:41:45,214 --> 00:41:50,594 Yes, it will cost a little more for fans, and some will not be able to pay it. 516 00:41:50,677 --> 00:41:54,890 But those who can will see the best of the best. 517 00:41:54,973 --> 00:41:57,893 Every duel, a clash of titans. 518 00:41:58,393 --> 00:42:01,355 Every game, an impossible dream. 519 00:42:02,189 --> 00:42:05,943 Now, at the beginning, some people will hate it 520 00:42:06,443 --> 00:42:09,154 because some people hate change. 521 00:42:09,738 --> 00:42:14,368 But remember, there was a time when we only rode horses 522 00:42:14,451 --> 00:42:16,870 and we hated the idea of cars. 523 00:42:17,621 --> 00:42:19,790 Now we can't live without our cars, 524 00:42:19,873 --> 00:42:23,710 and the hot dogs we just ate They have 85% horse meat. 525 00:42:24,545 --> 00:42:26,880 Change is inevitable. 526 00:42:26,964 --> 00:42:29,716 Why shouldn't football change? 527 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,593 Why shouldn't it evolve? 528 00:42:31,677 --> 00:42:35,597 Why your profits Shouldn't they grow exponentially? 529 00:42:38,225 --> 00:42:42,479 Yes, the fans will protest. They will complain. 530 00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:46,233 They will invent malicious parody songs but, it must be admitted, ingenious, 531 00:42:46,316 --> 00:42:50,028 using our last names and they will sing them outside of the buildings we own. 532 00:42:50,696 --> 00:42:56,910 But over time they will end up accepting the superior product. 533 00:42:56,994 --> 00:43:01,707 Just as we have all accepted the car... 534 00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:04,376 the smartphone… 535 00:43:06,170 --> 00:43:07,504 the stool to go to the bathroom. 536 00:43:09,381 --> 00:43:13,427 The Akufo League It is the future of football. 537 00:43:14,178 --> 00:43:16,263 And the future is now. 538 00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:23,020 Francis will distribute the projections of the first five years. 539 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,690 Take a moment to review them. 540 00:43:37,993 --> 00:43:38,993 Thank you. 541 00:43:41,371 --> 00:43:42,372 Thank you. 542 00:44:05,646 --> 00:44:06,647 Good. 543 00:44:36,844 --> 00:44:38,053 - Yes. - Yes. 544 00:44:38,136 --> 00:44:42,099 Well, it makes sense to me. I'm in. 545 00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:44,184 Marvelous. 546 00:44:49,147 --> 00:44:52,943 Rebecca, what do you think? 547 00:44:56,697 --> 00:44:58,782 Is this a fucking joke? 548 00:45:00,909 --> 00:45:02,035 Sorry? 549 00:45:14,548 --> 00:45:17,342 What do they think they are doing? Enough already! 550 00:45:19,386 --> 00:45:21,930 I mean how much more money do any of you really need? 551 00:45:24,308 --> 00:45:28,187 Why would they even consider take something away from people 552 00:45:28,270 --> 00:45:30,480 What does it mean so much to them? 553 00:45:31,106 --> 00:45:32,524 This is not a game. 554 00:45:34,568 --> 00:45:36,820 Soccer is not just a game. 555 00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:39,031 England dominates. Not surprising. 556 00:45:39,114 --> 00:45:44,494 It's one of those incredible things in life that can make you feel shit in a moment... 557 00:45:44,578 --> 00:45:47,581 One would hope that Southgate look at the bench more or less now, 558 00:45:47,664 --> 00:45:49,625 and yes, we have a substitution. 559 00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:53,420 Jamie Tartt, of AFC Richmond, wins his first call-up with England. 560 00:45:54,046 --> 00:45:56,215 An unforgettable moment and well deserved. 561 00:45:57,424 --> 00:46:01,011 And the next moment, It's like Christmas morning. 562 00:46:01,094 --> 00:46:02,304 Tartt wears the number 24, 563 00:46:02,387 --> 00:46:06,016 a tribute to his Richmond teammate, the spectacular Sam Obisanya. 564 00:46:06,099 --> 00:46:09,978 It has the ability to convert common men into heroes and villains. 565 00:46:20,072 --> 00:46:22,324 People love this game. 566 00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:25,035 My father loved this game. 567 00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:28,288 You all used to love this game. 568 00:46:28,997 --> 00:46:30,207 I'm sure of it. 569 00:46:35,379 --> 00:46:40,217 I met a boy. Working class. From Richmond. 570 00:46:42,261 --> 00:46:47,224 And he loved football so much who sneaked into the games 571 00:46:47,307 --> 00:46:50,477 because his family I just couldn't afford the tickets. 572 00:46:51,854 --> 00:46:55,357 And one afternoon, they finally caught him. 573 00:46:58,110 --> 00:47:03,198 And the security guard gave him a slap and knocked him to the ground. 574 00:47:05,659 --> 00:47:09,705 But that boy stood up, smiled, 575 00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:13,709 he kicked the guard in the balls and ran away. 576 00:47:15,210 --> 00:47:16,211 To never return. 577 00:47:17,546 --> 00:47:22,342 Until 25 years later, when he entered and bought the entire club. 578 00:47:24,386 --> 00:47:26,722 And on his first day as owner, 579 00:47:26,805 --> 00:47:29,933 He went and looked for the same security guard. 580 00:47:30,434 --> 00:47:33,645 and gave him a raise without any explanation. 581 00:47:37,816 --> 00:47:42,779 The fact that we own this equipment It doesn't mean they belong to us. 582 00:47:47,034 --> 00:47:49,453 And I don't want to be part of something 583 00:47:49,536 --> 00:47:53,665 that could destroy this beautiful game. 584 00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:59,546 Because I would hate for everyone those children and adults out there 585 00:47:59,630 --> 00:48:06,386 ever lose access to that beautiful part and passionate about themselves. 586 00:48:10,432 --> 00:48:12,434 What a lovely speech. 587 00:48:16,522 --> 00:48:19,149 Now, who wants to make a lot of money? 588 00:48:55,727 --> 00:48:56,937 Jesus Christ, damn it! 589 00:48:58,188 --> 00:48:59,773 Hey, sorry. 590 00:49:01,316 --> 00:49:02,401 I thought you were out. 591 00:49:02,484 --> 00:49:06,238 Yes. But my reflux It started to bother me, so I came back. 592 00:49:07,531 --> 00:49:08,891 I didn't know you had reflux. 593 00:49:09,867 --> 00:49:10,868 Don't have. 594 00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:14,037 but your mother knows I like to have time alone. 595 00:49:15,998 --> 00:49:17,416 Sorry if I bothered you. 596 00:49:18,834 --> 00:49:20,002 No not at all. 597 00:49:22,462 --> 00:49:24,047 I really missed hearing you play. 598 00:49:26,341 --> 00:49:27,384 Yeah? 599 00:49:27,467 --> 00:49:28,510 Clear. 600 00:49:30,179 --> 00:49:31,930 I thought you hated when I played. 601 00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:35,017 Why the hell would you think that? 602 00:49:36,685 --> 00:49:38,854 Because you literally told me so once, dad. 603 00:49:39,438 --> 00:49:41,023 You said I didn't practice enough. 604 00:49:41,106 --> 00:49:44,610 That I was wasting my potential and wasting my privilege. 605 00:49:48,238 --> 00:49:50,240 You had opportunities that I never had, 606 00:49:51,241 --> 00:49:53,076 and that's why I expected a lot from you. 607 00:49:55,245 --> 00:49:57,039 Well, I was scared shitless. 608 00:49:58,373 --> 00:49:59,541 Now I know. 609 00:50:00,501 --> 00:50:01,793 And I'm sorry. 610 00:50:03,879 --> 00:50:06,089 He didn't know how to raise a genius. 611 00:50:08,509 --> 00:50:09,510 That? 612 00:50:10,594 --> 00:50:11,595 A genius. 613 00:50:13,263 --> 00:50:14,473 You're brilliant, son. 614 00:50:16,099 --> 00:50:18,143 You have always seen things that others couldn't see, 615 00:50:18,727 --> 00:50:19,728 and that is a blessing. 616 00:50:22,773 --> 00:50:24,983 Yes, I know it must be a curse too. 617 00:50:27,361 --> 00:50:28,362 But you're right. 618 00:50:30,489 --> 00:50:33,492 I pushed you to be the best at everything, even with the violin. 619 00:50:36,078 --> 00:50:37,829 Because I thought that was what I was supposed to do. 620 00:50:39,665 --> 00:50:41,041 I thought that's what you wanted. 621 00:50:44,002 --> 00:50:46,880 I just liked to play. 622 00:50:49,550 --> 00:50:52,135 Nathan, be successful, don't have it. 623 00:50:53,178 --> 00:50:54,805 I never cared about any of that. 624 00:50:56,431 --> 00:50:58,308 I just want my son to be happy. 625 00:51:27,045 --> 00:51:29,756 Well, that was all very interesting. 626 00:51:30,382 --> 00:51:31,633 Shall we have lunch soon? 627 00:51:31,717 --> 00:51:32,593 Yes of course. 628 00:51:32,676 --> 00:51:35,888 Rebecca, you still look lovely. 629 00:51:39,725 --> 00:51:40,934 You know, 630 00:51:41,018 --> 00:51:44,021 The last time I saw you two alone in a room, 631 00:51:44,605 --> 00:51:45,814 It was right after their wedding. 632 00:51:48,317 --> 00:51:50,277 You really wanted me to leave. 633 00:51:56,366 --> 00:51:59,453 Hey, do you remember when... 634 00:51:59,953 --> 00:52:02,539 we sneak together to a Richmond game? 635 00:52:03,290 --> 00:52:04,291 Yes. 636 00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:08,879 Even though you were the owner of the club, so there was a little less at stake. 637 00:52:11,173 --> 00:52:14,092 Do you have… Can I? 638 00:52:14,176 --> 00:52:15,177 Oh yes. 639 00:52:26,438 --> 00:52:27,648 Rupert. 640 00:52:57,886 --> 00:53:00,889 -Hey, what are you doing there? - Jesus Christ, damn it! 641 00:53:01,515 --> 00:53:03,225 Look at you, using colors. 642 00:53:03,308 --> 00:53:05,936 - What are you doing here? - I live here. 643 00:53:06,019 --> 00:53:07,521 But it's broad daylight. 644 00:53:09,231 --> 00:53:10,274 What's that? 645 00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:12,901 It's for you. 646 00:53:17,698 --> 00:53:20,325 - You don't have to read it now. You can… - It doesn't bother me. 647 00:53:35,424 --> 00:53:37,467 I still can't read your handwriting. 648 00:53:48,562 --> 00:53:52,149 "Dear Keeley, I want you to know something. 649 00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:57,654 You never did anything wrong. It was me. 650 00:53:59,364 --> 00:54:02,826 I was stuck. Stuck in my own shit. 651 00:54:03,493 --> 00:54:07,372 And I didn't want to cause you No harm in that, so I walked away. 652 00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:10,959 But you are..." 653 00:54:18,675 --> 00:54:24,181 You are and always will be Keeley fucking Jones. 654 00:54:28,727 --> 00:54:30,521 And if I ever did something... 655 00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:35,442 whatever it was... 656 00:54:35,526 --> 00:54:37,861 that made you feel that that was not true... 657 00:54:40,405 --> 00:54:41,782 I'm so sorry. 658 00:54:45,452 --> 00:54:46,620 I love you. 659 00:54:53,252 --> 00:54:55,587 "Sincerely, Roy Kent. Hugs and kisses." 660 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:05,347 You're the only Roy I know. 661 00:55:05,931 --> 00:55:09,142 - Well, I didn't want to take it for granted. - No. 662 00:55:18,110 --> 00:55:19,111 Thank you. 663 00:55:28,996 --> 00:55:29,997 Alright. 664 00:55:44,386 --> 00:55:45,387 I win. 665 00:55:46,555 --> 00:55:47,848 Come on. 666 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:52,561 Come on. 667 00:56:03,655 --> 00:56:04,740 Did they shoot you? 668 00:56:04,823 --> 00:56:07,284 I just convinced to a room full of Rupert's idiot friends 669 00:56:07,367 --> 00:56:08,827 to withdraw from the Akufo League. 670 00:56:08,911 --> 00:56:11,705 - Oh no! - No, no, it's a very good thing. Hold me. 671 00:56:11,788 --> 00:56:14,625 Oh yes! I am very proud of you! 672 00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:16,543 Although I don't fully understand it. 673 00:56:16,627 --> 00:56:18,462 Thank you. Wait. 674 00:56:18,545 --> 00:56:21,548 Now that I know that in reality You are alive, I am very upset with you. 675 00:56:21,632 --> 00:56:22,925 Where the hell have you been? 676 00:56:24,718 --> 00:56:26,470 And they just pulled your funding? 677 00:56:27,304 --> 00:56:30,057 Idiots. Why didn't you tell me? 678 00:56:31,183 --> 00:56:32,684 Well, I couldn't find the right time. 679 00:56:34,311 --> 00:56:35,687 Not the right way. 680 00:56:36,939 --> 00:56:38,273 And I didn't want to do it. 681 00:56:39,733 --> 00:56:41,735 Well, they are idiots. 682 00:56:41,818 --> 00:56:44,655 Because you, Keeley Jones, You are a fucking wonder. 683 00:56:47,616 --> 00:56:49,076 How much money were they putting in? 684 00:56:50,077 --> 00:56:53,121 No. I'm not going to let you do that. It's a lot. 685 00:56:53,205 --> 00:56:56,416 Oh, shut up. My money, my decision. Come on, tell me. 686 00:57:03,841 --> 00:57:04,842 What are you doing? 687 00:57:04,925 --> 00:57:07,344 That's how they do it in the movies. 688 00:57:16,228 --> 00:57:17,688 Are you kidding? 689 00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,480 I told you. 690 00:57:20,649 --> 00:57:22,484 I think I have that amount of money on top, in cash. 691 00:57:23,110 --> 00:57:24,611 - No. - Yeah. 692 00:57:24,695 --> 00:57:26,154 - No! - Yeah. 693 00:57:27,197 --> 00:57:28,282 Thank you! 694 00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:33,912 - Rupert tried to kiss me. - That? 695 00:57:35,038 --> 00:57:36,206 Did their lips ever touch? 696 00:57:36,290 --> 00:57:38,125 No, I moved away immediately. 697 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:43,380 And I just looked at him. and I made everything very clear. 698 00:57:45,549 --> 00:57:48,177 Honey, that's huge. 699 00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:55,058 Jesus. Can you imagine that you had fallen and go back to Rupert? 700 00:57:55,142 --> 00:57:59,563 After everything that flaccid penis has done, you would have to be crazy. 701 00:57:59,646 --> 00:58:02,399 you should be at the bottom of your emotional well 702 00:58:02,482 --> 00:58:04,318 to do something so stupid, right? 703 00:58:19,541 --> 00:58:20,626 Hello. 704 00:59:00,332 --> 00:59:01,750 Thanks, Renee. 705 00:59:08,006 --> 00:59:09,591 We did a restructuring, 706 00:59:09,675 --> 00:59:16,223 but KJPR would still love to help you Bring your sunglasses to the world, Miss Jayye. 707 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:22,437 I might say "ambitious nightmare" instead of "crazy." 708 00:59:22,521 --> 00:59:25,065 But yeah, we split up with Shandy. 709 00:59:25,732 --> 00:59:30,195 Good. Clear. Brilliant. Yes, we'll talk soon. 710 00:59:32,030 --> 00:59:33,907 - Good. Alright. - Miss Jones. 711 00:59:36,910 --> 00:59:39,580 Barbara, hello. What are you doing here? 712 00:59:41,623 --> 00:59:44,585 I need to return this to you. 713 00:59:48,422 --> 00:59:50,549 I handed my resignation to Jack, 714 00:59:50,632 --> 00:59:55,053 and I only buy a snowball when I leave a job. 715 00:59:56,638 --> 00:59:59,308 I mean, that's it, if you are looking for a financial director. 716 00:59:59,391 --> 01:00:01,393 I mean, maybe not... It's... 717 01:00:11,904 --> 01:00:13,089 Would you mind slowing down a little? 718 01:00:13,113 --> 01:00:15,657 Because I need to get the receipt so that you can reimburse me. 719 01:00:15,741 --> 01:00:17,034 Thank you. 720 01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:27,961 How are you? 721 01:00:34,885 --> 01:00:35,885 Hello, friend. 722 01:00:37,095 --> 01:00:38,430 Hello. 723 01:00:38,514 --> 01:00:40,098 How does your nose feel, man? 724 01:00:41,391 --> 01:00:42,391 She feels broken. 725 01:00:44,311 --> 01:00:45,687 It was a crazy game, right? 726 01:00:46,271 --> 01:00:48,106 I mean, yes. Yes, it was. 727 01:00:48,941 --> 01:00:50,359 So many memories. 728 01:00:52,152 --> 01:00:55,614 He hit the ball with his nose. One of the ten best moments in sports history. 729 01:00:55,697 --> 01:00:57,574 - Are you OK? - Hey. Yes, not bad. 730 01:01:21,431 --> 01:01:22,975 So where are you from originally? 731 01:01:23,809 --> 01:01:24,810 It's not your business. 732 01:01:24,893 --> 01:01:27,396 Yes, it's a personal thing. 733 01:01:55,549 --> 01:01:56,633 I'm from Peoria. 734 01:02:06,143 --> 01:02:08,312 - Good morning, boss. - Good morning, Ted. 735 01:02:08,812 --> 01:02:11,106 How wonderful! Did you draw that? 736 01:02:12,608 --> 01:02:14,151 No, Ted, it's a David Hockney. 737 01:02:14,234 --> 01:02:16,111 Ah, well, he's a very talented little boy. 738 01:02:16,737 --> 01:02:17,988 There you go. 739 01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:25,370 Ted, I want to tell you something. which I realized recently. 740 01:02:25,454 --> 01:02:27,891 How strange is it that the Margherita pizza don't bring alcohol? 741 01:02:27,915 --> 01:02:28,790 I'm with you, sister. 742 01:02:28,874 --> 01:02:33,504 No, Ted. I realized that I don't care about beating Rupert anymore. 743 01:02:34,421 --> 01:02:35,923 - Oh, yes? - Yeah. 744 01:02:36,632 --> 01:02:38,133 I mean, I still want to win. 745 01:02:39,384 --> 01:02:40,636 But for all of us. 746 01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:44,348 By Richmond. 747 01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:47,184 I also want to win for us. 748 01:02:53,023 --> 01:02:55,067 At this point, it seems something purely ceremonial. 749 01:02:55,150 --> 01:02:58,403 While none of that tree piss I got it in my mouth, the truth is I'm fine with that.