1 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:26,720 A famous 1924 campaign slogan was, keep cool with this man. Herbert Hoover. 2 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:29,050 Calvin Coolidge. Rita. Who is Calvin Coolidge? Yes. 3 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:30,890 Hands to the chief for 800, please. Hands up. 4 00:00:31,350 --> 00:00:32,710 No, not your girlfriend. 5 00:00:32,990 --> 00:00:35,710 I wasn't talking about her. 6 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:37,910 No. 7 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:43,490 Why would I do that? I mean, what does she have to do with it? 8 00:00:43,950 --> 00:00:47,530 No, no, there is nothing I can do with it. You've got my freezer, Henry. 9 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:54,730 You've got to go. It's the last way to do it. The free men to serve as 10 00:00:54,730 --> 00:00:55,770 in 1881. 11 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,329 Millard Fillmore. 12 00:00:57,330 --> 00:01:00,850 Who is Chester Arthur? You are correct. Arthur Garfield. 13 00:01:01,470 --> 00:01:03,170 Okay, actors and actresses. No, get it out of here. 14 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:08,790 I don't go out with her. 15 00:01:14,670 --> 00:01:15,710 Saving the world. 16 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,750 It's not always as glamorous as it sounds. 17 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:27,260 Some days you're running through burning buildings, saving lives. 18 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:33,300 Other days, you're searching the city for a lost monkey. 19 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,860 Some mornings you wonder why you even bothered to get out of bed. 20 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:47,420 So how do you save the world? 21 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,380 I guess you try not to think too much and... 22 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,620 Just do it one monkey at a time. 23 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:24,720 Mikey? Mikey? 24 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,280 Here, monkey, monkey, monkey. 25 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,360 The things I got to do, I got to check on monkey. 26 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:46,980 Hey, monkey. 27 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:53,670 Mikey? 28 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:55,230 I'm talking to you, Mikey. 29 00:02:57,910 --> 00:02:58,910 All right, I hear you. 30 00:03:00,990 --> 00:03:01,990 Hold on, I'm coming. 31 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:04,210 Mikey? 32 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:08,550 Mikey? 33 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:41,250 What if you knew, beyond a doubt, what was going to happen tomorrow? 34 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:42,870 What would you do? 35 00:03:43,370 --> 00:03:47,690 There's no easy answer for a guy who gets tomorrow's news today. 36 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:38,070 That's interesting. 37 00:04:38,870 --> 00:04:42,050 It says here they're going to close the food world down the street. 38 00:04:45,390 --> 00:04:48,610 They're opening one of those bargain barn superstores. 39 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:52,190 It says here it should open next March. 40 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,370 Hon. Hmm? 41 00:04:57,170 --> 00:04:58,810 I've already read the paper. 42 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:02,110 Oh. Wow. 43 00:05:02,950 --> 00:05:04,630 I just have to say so. 44 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,280 I just did. 45 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,400 Gary's paper. 46 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,520 Do you have any idea what time it is? 47 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:51,120 Yeah, it's about two minutes after the last time you asked me, which makes it 48 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,220 what? 8 .47. 49 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:57,800 Look, Chuck, I know you're worried. Worried? I am not worried. I am annoyed. 50 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:02,560 Annoyed? Yeah. We are running a business here, okay? I have things to discuss 51 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:03,379 with Gary. 52 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:04,319 Business things. 53 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,960 And I think it's a little careless of him not to at least leave a note. 54 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:11,860 You know, back in ten minutes. Back next week. Back next year. I am never coming 55 00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:12,860 back. Whatever. 56 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:14,540 You're worried. I am not. 57 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:19,840 Gary? Chunko, is that you? 58 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,160 Who is this? 59 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:24,200 Bernie. Bernie Hobson. 60 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,460 Bernie. Bernie, I can barely hear you. 61 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,460 Gotta keep my voice down. 62 00:06:28,860 --> 00:06:30,300 These walls have ears. 63 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,980 Uh, nothing. Nothing at all. 64 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,160 Don't give me nothing. 65 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:45,620 Where's Gary? 66 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,260 He's... out. 67 00:06:48,940 --> 00:06:50,360 That's what I was afraid of. 68 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,060 I got the paper. 69 00:06:52,420 --> 00:06:53,279 You what? 70 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:57,020 That's right. The paper, the furball, the whole nine yards. Right here on my 71 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:58,020 front porch. 72 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:00,140 Bernie got his paper. 73 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,280 Are you sure it's tomorrow's? 74 00:07:03,540 --> 00:07:07,140 Of course I'm sure. It's right here in black and white. Now, where's Gary? 75 00:07:07,620 --> 00:07:09,320 We don't know. He didn't show up this morning. 76 00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:12,480 He didn't call. He didn't... Right? Nothing. All right, all right. Keep your 77 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,299 pants on. 78 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:16,380 I got the great ghost all gassed up and I'm on my way. 79 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,940 I'll be there in 180 minutes. 80 00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:21,840 170 if the bladder holds up. 81 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,180 We're going on a trip. 82 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:33,540 I can't believe he got the paper. 83 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,620 Sorry, hon, you need to potty? 84 00:07:49,380 --> 00:07:50,380 What are you doing? 85 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:52,440 You know, you gotta give it to these commies. 86 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:53,960 They make a hell of a cigar. 87 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,600 We've talked about this. 88 00:07:57,820 --> 00:07:58,820 What's that? 89 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:00,340 Smoking in the house. 90 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:01,980 Are you kicking me out? 91 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,980 What? Are you giving me the boot? 92 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:08,520 I didn't, I just... All right, I get the message. You don't have to tell Bernie 93 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,520 Hobson twice. 94 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:11,060 And four. 95 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:15,760 Over and out. Bernie, what is the matter with you? You don't want me stinking up 96 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:16,920 the house with my fumes? 97 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:20,810 Fine. But... You cannot unsay what's already been said. 98 00:08:21,090 --> 00:08:22,570 Where did that cat come from? 99 00:08:22,950 --> 00:08:25,130 Bye, Lois. Where are you going? 100 00:08:45,670 --> 00:08:49,130 He came down to the bar before he left for the day, but he didn't tell you 101 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:49,669 he was going. 102 00:08:49,670 --> 00:08:51,090 I don't remember. 103 00:08:51,810 --> 00:08:53,610 Chuck was on the phone. I was on the phone. 104 00:08:53,970 --> 00:08:56,370 Didn't you hear anything he said, Chuck? I didn't even know he was there. 105 00:08:56,510 --> 00:08:57,510 Brilliant. 106 00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:58,670 Heads up, sports fans. 107 00:08:58,970 --> 00:08:59,970 Bernie's back. 108 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:01,410 Bernie! Chucko! 109 00:09:01,810 --> 00:09:05,070 What are you doing here? 150 miles? How'd you get here so fast? 110 00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:08,130 Good lane choices and proper metabolic management. 111 00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:11,110 Marissa. Hey, Bernie. It's been too long. 112 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:15,760 Have we met? 113 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:17,260 Briefly. 114 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,940 All right, enough idle chit -chat. We got a crisis here. 115 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,700 Yeah. What am I missing? Somebody fill me in. 116 00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:26,480 That's all we know. We haven't heard from him since yesterday. 117 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,520 Strange. May I please? 118 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,560 Hands off the paper. 119 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,920 What did the cops say? We didn't call the cops. 120 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,540 Well, why the hell not? Get me a phone. 121 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:36,740 Waste of time. 122 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:41,200 Excuse me? The cops can't do anything until someone's been missing for 48 123 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:42,540 And what are the facts here? 124 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:45,400 We got a good -looking kid who didn't come home last night. 125 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:52,140 What I'm saying here is that it's not beyond the realm of human possibility 126 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:54,000 the young man is out having himself a good time. 127 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,620 You mean Gary? 128 00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:57,260 The man is a monk. 129 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Wait a minute. 130 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:02,740 He's right. The kid's a chip off the old block. He's a Hobson. He's got my 131 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:04,960 genes. He's got my glands. I've been there myself. 132 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:06,500 But, um, Gary... 133 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:07,880 So responsible. 134 00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:11,900 The man leaves a message if he goes to the john. It's obvious the kid is out 135 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:14,400 racking up some R andRs and he's lost touch of time. 136 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:21,620 Now, the paper has chosen me to pinch hit for him. See this story? 137 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:23,800 Suicide jumper leaps. 138 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,500 Somebody out there needs me. Why you? 139 00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:28,740 Why not me? 140 00:10:28,780 --> 00:10:31,840 Why don't I take the paper while you stay here and wait for Gary to call? 141 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:36,020 If anybody should fill in for Gary, it should be moi, not toi. 142 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,320 Chucko, the paper came to me. 143 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:39,620 I'm his best friend. 144 00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:40,840 I'm his old man. 145 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:45,280 Okay. Partner, forget it. Come on, Vern, it'll be fun. 146 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,180 Just you and me, pal. Yeah, sure. You can wait in the car. 147 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:49,420 Oh, boy. 148 00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:13,749 Jersey Carpathian? 149 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,210 How do you know my name? 150 00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:16,930 Don't do this. 151 00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:18,830 Who are you? 152 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,650 Bernie, I'm your friend. 153 00:11:21,070 --> 00:11:22,190 No, don't come any closer. 154 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:26,670 Come closer. I jump, I slide, I do it. This is not the answer. 155 00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:32,670 That's it? 156 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,310 That's all you got? 157 00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:40,150 You climb up onto ledge with suicidal man, and all you have to offer is, this 158 00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:41,150 not the answer? 159 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,180 Okay, okay. How about things aren't as bad as they look? 160 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:46,560 How do you know? 161 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,520 You don't know. But how do you know things are worse than they look? Ten 162 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:51,520 worse than they look? 163 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,000 Then go ahead and jump. 164 00:11:56,740 --> 00:12:00,780 Quickie! His name is Chuck Fishman. He's a major pain in the ass. 165 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:02,580 That's why I told you to stay downstairs. 166 00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:04,079 I missed this. 167 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,080 Are you crazy? 168 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,600 Go on, do it. 169 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:09,980 And do a somersault on your way down. 170 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,440 We'll even give you a score. 171 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,380 What the hell are you doing? 172 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:14,620 It's called tough love. 173 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:20,860 I thought in a place where my gig fish would now butt out. 174 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:23,880 Just leave me alone. 175 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,940 It's about a girl, isn't it? No. 176 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,080 She threw you out of the house. 177 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,120 Changed all the locks. Told you she needed her space. 178 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:33,820 It's not girl. 179 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,880 It's age. It's a guy. 180 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,720 That's okay. 181 00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:40,720 Chicago's a very open city. 182 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,480 We all watch that show, Ellen. 183 00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:45,200 I should have gone to the bridge. 184 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:47,660 I thought the roof would be more private. 185 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,860 Who comes to the roof? 186 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,560 Jersey! And then, 187 00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:04,580 kaboom, black. 188 00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:07,340 The two of them liquefied all over the pavement. 189 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:11,680 What? Well, that's what would have happened if the rescue squad hadn't 190 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:12,680 with that giant air mattress. 191 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,220 I don't like this! 192 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:22,220 You called him, didn't you? 193 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:23,520 Oh, yeah, I did. 194 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:27,460 I figured between you and Bernie, that jumper didn't have a chance. 195 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,260 Where's Bernie, anyway? 196 00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:33,400 It's all right, people. 197 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,020 It's all right. No need to panic. Everything is under control. 198 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:38,199 Get this man away! 199 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,140 This man's lunatic. He should be on medication. 200 00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:42,820 Nothing unusual here. 201 00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:46,400 Just a concerned citizen looking out for his fellow man. All right, buddy. You 202 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,280 know what they say. It takes a village. 203 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:49,540 Name, please. 204 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:53,680 Bernie. Bernie Hobson. H as in hero. What were you doing on the roof, Mr. 205 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:54,740 Hobson? 206 00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:58,180 What do you mean, what was I doing on the roof? What did it look like I was 207 00:13:58,180 --> 00:14:00,760 doing on the roof? Tell you the truth. Looked like you pushed that fellow off 208 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:01,559 the roof. 209 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,720 Are you kidding me? 210 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,560 I saved that fellow's life. 211 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,680 Jersey. 212 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,340 Jersey, tell this guy. 213 00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:10,380 I saved your life, right? 214 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:11,960 Jersey man, stay away from me. 215 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,520 Jersey man. 216 00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:15,500 So he was arrested? 217 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,440 Why didn't you bail him out? 218 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:20,380 I tried. I went down to the station house. I couldn't find him. 219 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,840 He's deep in the bowels of the system. 220 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:24,860 Basic intake. 221 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:30,600 They give him a number, take his picture, take his prints, check him for 222 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,840 delouse him for headlights. 223 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,580 Then he can bail him out. The whole thing takes about eight hours. 224 00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:37,510 Thank you for sharing. 225 00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:39,350 Gary disappears. 226 00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:40,930 Bernie's arrested. 227 00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:42,370 What's next? 228 00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:44,910 Hi, 229 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:49,210 little guy. 230 00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:52,370 Are you lost? Where'd you come from? 231 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,670 Make yourself at home. 232 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,720 Excuse me. I'm looking for my husband, Bernie Hobson. I need to know his 233 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,980 condition and which hospital you sent him to. Ma 'am, I don't know who you're 234 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:44,440 talking about. My husband, Bernie Hobson. He was shot here yesterday. I 235 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:47,800 it's a big city. Nobody was shot here. But it says so right here in the 236 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,260 newspaper. Lois. 237 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,840 Bernie. 238 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,620 Are you all right? What are you doing here? 239 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,680 Oh, are you okay? They said you got shot. 240 00:15:57,340 --> 00:15:59,160 Shot? I didn't get shot. Who said I got shot? 241 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:01,400 It said so. It was front page story. 242 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,720 What? story. 243 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:05,000 Right here in the Chicago Sun -Times. 244 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,200 Are you in some sort of trouble? 245 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,620 Does it say who shot me? 246 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,720 Um, a vagrant, a kook. I don't know. I didn't read it that closely. I mean, 247 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:16,680 honestly, Bernie, sometimes I don't think I know you anymore. 248 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:21,040 You don't tell me where you're going. You sign us up for a Chicago newspaper 249 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,880 you get shot. You don't call. Gun! 250 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:24,420 Get down! 251 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:42,980 But the papers didn't... We should 252 00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:43,980 talk. 253 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:52,280 Our son gets tomorrow's newspaper today. 254 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,320 And a cat. 255 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,820 I know it's a lot to wrap your mind around. 256 00:16:57,340 --> 00:17:01,980 The future, the past, this whole time and space thing, but... 257 00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:05,849 But if you sit with it for a little bit and start thinking about it... And 258 00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:08,150 you've known about this for how long? 259 00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:13,170 Well, for about a year. You know, since the last time I visited Gary. And during 260 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:17,010 that time, you didn't say a thing. Not one word. 261 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,490 Wait a minute. Is that what's bothering you? 262 00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:22,750 I'm your wife, Ernie. 263 00:17:23,569 --> 00:17:28,690 Granted. But what about the fact that it's impossible to get tomorrow's paper 264 00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:32,790 today? Doesn't that just shake you up a hair with any teensy -weensy bit? 265 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:37,610 No, I find a lot of things in this world incomprehensible. But my husband should 266 00:17:37,610 --> 00:17:42,010 know. Come on, Lois. I can't believe you didn't tell me. He's my son, too. 267 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,290 I know, I know. 268 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:47,810 Oh, no. You had to just go off and have your own little adventure alone. Any 269 00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:49,510 excuse to leave the house. Come on, Lois. Don't start that. 270 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:56,870 This has become a pattern with you, Bernie. It is not a pattern. This is not 271 00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:57,950 like any other time. 272 00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,940 This is about our son. Exactly. 273 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,580 Our son. 274 00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:08,880 Now, do you think if I found out that our son could predict the future, that I 275 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:09,880 would hold that back from you? 276 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,280 Answer the question. 277 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,540 I didn't think you could handle it. 278 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,400 Mrs. Hopson, what about your husband? 279 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,800 Aren't you going to post bail? 280 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,080 Keep him. 281 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:40,590 Mrs. Hobson, how are you? It's good to see you. Chuck, how long have you known? 282 00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:42,930 Known about what? 283 00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:44,430 The paper. How long? 284 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:45,890 I don't believe this. 285 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:47,950 Everybody's getting it but me. 286 00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,990 You've known about this from the very start, haven't you? 287 00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:52,189 It's Gary's fault. 288 00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:53,270 He wouldn't let me tell anyone. 289 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:57,210 I wanted to. I begged him. I pleaded. I said, Gary, at least tell your mother. 290 00:18:57,290 --> 00:19:00,390 She deserves it, I said. But he wouldn't listen to me. You know how stubborn he 291 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,390 could be. Chuck. 292 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:02,680 I have this condition. 293 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:07,880 The doctors call it crap intolerant. I can only take so much BS before I 294 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,880 explode. 295 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:14,300 Does my son pay you to mix drinks or smirk at the customers? 296 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:15,660 A little of both. 297 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,380 Can I get you something? 298 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:19,380 Yeah. 299 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:25,260 How about an over -under Indian leg breaker? You think you can whip up one 300 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:27,500 those? With oregano or without? 301 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:29,740 With. 302 00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:31,580 Mary Crumb. 303 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,460 Lois Hobson. 304 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,480 Pleased to meet you. 305 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,960 So we told Bernie the whole story. He said not to worry that Gary probably met 306 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,060 someone. Who? 307 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:44,040 An old girl or something like that. But that's what he said. He said, you know, 308 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,040 Gary is just a chip off the old block. 309 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,320 And you believed him? 310 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:51,560 Yeah. A guy answering Gary's description was seen on the corner of Broadway and 311 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,100 Lawrence a couple of days ago. 312 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,380 Apparently he was directing traffic around a fuel spill. 313 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:56,660 Sounds like Gary. 314 00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:58,880 A friend of mine is a detective. He was 13. 315 00:19:59,470 --> 00:20:00,490 The meet is there in about an hour. 316 00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:03,270 Do you know a bar, the Green Mill? 317 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,610 Yeah, what about it? Is that on the way? 318 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,250 Yeah, why? 319 00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:14,350 I didn't... Did you just start? Give us a second, please. 320 00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:17,930 He doesn't know? 321 00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:19,970 He has no idea. Now, let me see. 322 00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:22,770 Barroom bra leaves one. 323 00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:25,110 So, um... 324 00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:29,500 This is the way Gary does it, right? He just, he finds a story and then he goes. 325 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:30,940 That's it. 326 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,340 Well, I have to admit it's a bit exciting. 327 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:41,980 Who wants a piece of Anatoly? 328 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,780 Prepare to suffer the wrath of the angry Calvary. 329 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:53,540 Hey! Uh -oh. 330 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,860 All right, you guys have had your fun. 331 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,140 Game's over. 332 00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,500 Come on. 333 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:00,840 Put the little guy down. 334 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,360 Come on. 335 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,680 Right, down. 336 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:06,700 What are you saying to yourself? 337 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,660 Go on, what's the matter with you guys? Get out of here. 338 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,720 And you, what the hell were you thinking of? 339 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:20,980 Nobody calls Anatoly Carpathian little guy. 340 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,680 You want to stop someplace else? We'll go find your son. 341 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,480 So, Jersey, let me in on a secret. Why'd you do it? Why did you jump? 342 00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:35,860 You ever hear of the four Carpathians? 343 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,039 No. 344 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,040 That is why. 345 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:41,280 Nobody has heard of us. So what are you, a circus act or something? 346 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,260 Aerialism. My brother and me. 347 00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:50,440 We did the trapeze, the high wire, and the spectacular Carpathian catapult, on 348 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,760 which patent is pending. 349 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,200 Hey, that sounds great. 350 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:54,880 Back home in Latvia? 351 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,940 We are the hope of our village. 352 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:03,080 They send us to America to become famous so that we can send money back home so 353 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,840 they can build hospitals, schools, maybe even a video store. 354 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,520 They say, go. 355 00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:13,780 Go, share your gifts with the world. 356 00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:17,140 The world doesn't want our gifts. 357 00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:20,420 They want tigers. 358 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,620 They want dancing girls. 359 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,240 They want clowns. 360 00:22:28,270 --> 00:22:29,270 We paint faces. 361 00:22:31,030 --> 00:22:32,590 We make no money. 362 00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:34,950 Still, our village suffers. 363 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:39,650 But we Carpathians, we are hearty people. 364 00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:41,770 We keep trying. 365 00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:49,130 Until one year ago Tuesday, my brother Carl 366 00:22:49,130 --> 00:22:52,110 announced he's quitting. 367 00:22:52,490 --> 00:22:54,610 No. He's going to California. 368 00:22:55,070 --> 00:22:56,670 He has no dream. 369 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,260 Wants to be in commercial. 370 00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:02,920 Wants to be a man to say, got milk on TV. 371 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:07,340 We say, go, get milk. 372 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,120 We succeed without you. 373 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:13,800 Well, four Carpathians, failure. 374 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:17,140 Three Carpathians, big failure. 375 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,420 Our big mistake is we don't stick together. 376 00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:23,700 It's like they say in my village. 377 00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:26,740 Carpathian. 378 00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:32,200 You lost me there, Jairus. 379 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,220 Translated means, for one Carpathian to fly. 380 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,600 All Carpathians must fly! 381 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:56,039 is this man? 382 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,040 This man. 383 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,500 This man. He saved my life. 384 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,640 He is like brother to me. 385 00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:03,940 Brother! 386 00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:11,320 I'm working on it. I'm working on it. Good luck. 387 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,240 Three eyewitnesses put Gary here the day before yesterday. 388 00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:20,980 None of them saw where he went. 389 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,400 For what now? 390 00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:25,180 Well, Let's get some copies made of Gary's picture. 391 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:27,040 We'll get lucky. You'll see. 392 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:29,700 Marion? 393 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,260 That man. 394 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:32,700 Yeah, what about him? 395 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,139 The scarf. 396 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,280 That's Kim's scarf. 397 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:39,220 You sure? Yeah, I made it for him three years ago. It's Gary's. 398 00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:41,340 Hey, buddy, hold up. 399 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:43,540 Hang on a second. 400 00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:44,740 Oh, come on. Whoa! 401 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,580 I don't believe this! 402 00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:07,330 Don't worry. 403 00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:08,690 We'll find him. 404 00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:32,630 Just stand there. 405 00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:35,710 Why don't you go get some help, huh? 406 00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:41,610 I'm looking for a monkey and I'm talking to a cat. 407 00:25:48,050 --> 00:25:50,330 Now, it seems to me that you guys have a marketing problem. 408 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:51,910 Have you ever tried direct mail? 409 00:25:52,990 --> 00:25:54,550 Who can afford postage? 410 00:25:54,790 --> 00:25:57,370 Bernie! Hey! How you doing? Hey, Chaco! 411 00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:58,590 Good to see you. 412 00:25:59,050 --> 00:26:00,050 I'm getting out. 413 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,840 You got my bail? Uh, no, but I got your lunch. 414 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,280 Yoki, your favorite. 415 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:09,900 You're not bailing me out? I wanted to, Vern, but it actually wasn't up to me. 416 00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:15,560 Lois. Yeah, she gave me specific instructions that under no circumstances 417 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,560 to bail you out. 418 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,760 My advice? 419 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:20,640 Apologize. I can't do that. Sure you can. 420 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,460 Just tell her that whatever you did, you're sorry, that you were wrong. I was 421 00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:25,460 not wrong. 422 00:26:26,260 --> 00:26:27,260 Okay, fine. 423 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:28,900 It's none of my business. 424 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,840 Enjoy your lunch. 425 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,680 Hey. Did he apologize? 426 00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:44,280 Not in so many words, but he was thinking about it. I could tell. You 427 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,280 it in his eyes. 428 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,900 Listen, I really think you should reconsider. 429 00:26:48,220 --> 00:26:51,340 I mean, you should see his cellmates. I think they put him in the psycho ward. 430 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,480 He'll survive. 431 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:53,880 Tough cookie, Lois. 432 00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:57,000 Shot by a convenience store clerk. 433 00:26:57,660 --> 00:27:00,980 The robber, Theodore Carpathian, died at the scene. 434 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:04,720 Carpathian? 435 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,040 Why do I know that name? 436 00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:16,660 Hey, can I help you? Give me all your money. 437 00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:19,320 Whoa, whoa, easy there. What do you think you're doing, man? This is it. 438 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,440 me. I'm looking for some deodorant. 439 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,200 I do not work here. 440 00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:27,220 The roll -on kind about this big musk -scented... 441 00:27:27,450 --> 00:27:29,870 Like the one you have under your shirt. 442 00:27:31,530 --> 00:27:33,930 What? He's holding me up with anti -first print. 443 00:27:34,290 --> 00:27:35,290 That is lame. 444 00:27:35,430 --> 00:27:37,190 I do not know what you're talking about. Get away. 445 00:27:38,530 --> 00:27:39,530 Theodore. 446 00:27:39,830 --> 00:27:42,030 How do you know my name? 447 00:27:42,850 --> 00:27:45,550 Drop the deodorant. No, I need money. 448 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:46,830 You're going to get hurt. 449 00:27:46,950 --> 00:27:47,809 I do not care. 450 00:27:47,810 --> 00:27:50,750 My brothers are in jail. They count on me to bail them out. 451 00:27:51,930 --> 00:27:53,750 Theodore, let me ask you one question. 452 00:27:54,310 --> 00:27:57,120 If your mother were here, What would she say? 453 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:03,080 She would say, this is no way for Carpathian to act. 454 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,440 Go ahead, call police. 455 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,900 Look, buddy, why don't you just move along? 456 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,720 I want to go to jail. I want to be with my brothers. 457 00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:17,600 Theodore, this is America. 458 00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:19,840 You only go to jail if you commit a crime. 459 00:28:26,069 --> 00:28:27,870 Well, what about now? 460 00:28:31,790 --> 00:28:34,290 Careful. Easy does it. 461 00:28:34,810 --> 00:28:35,950 There you go. 462 00:28:36,470 --> 00:28:41,230 This is what we call the Tower of Carpathia. What do we do now? 463 00:28:41,490 --> 00:28:43,310 Now, we sing. 464 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:47,910 Give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above. 465 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:50,430 Don't fence me in. 466 00:28:50,810 --> 00:28:54,610 Let me ride through the wide open country that I love. 467 00:28:55,530 --> 00:28:57,210 Don't bench me, Ian. 468 00:28:57,970 --> 00:29:00,470 Brothers, have you replaced me already? 469 00:29:00,950 --> 00:29:05,630 It is like failing a union right here in American prison. 470 00:29:06,150 --> 00:29:07,150 Brothers! 471 00:29:12,630 --> 00:29:13,630 Brothers! 472 00:29:15,410 --> 00:29:16,410 Brother! 473 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,070 Slow, Leonard. 474 00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:23,630 Tell me the truth. 475 00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:28,240 In your professional opinion, do you think something's happened to Gary? 476 00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:29,980 Don't take this the wrong way now. 477 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,320 Your kid is a little different. 478 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,880 Strange things seem to happen when he's around. I'm getting used to that. 479 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,860 You didn't answer my question. 480 00:29:43,260 --> 00:29:44,320 You want to know what I think? 481 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:50,420 Someone or something is looking out for that kid. 482 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,200 It'll be fine. You'll see. 483 00:29:56,430 --> 00:29:59,190 Oh, I feel like I'm trespassing. It's been so long. 484 00:29:59,730 --> 00:30:01,350 So you don't visit a lot, huh? 485 00:30:01,730 --> 00:30:04,090 We drifted. The whole family. 486 00:30:04,510 --> 00:30:07,010 I think we've been drifting ever since Gary left home. 487 00:30:10,470 --> 00:30:11,990 Are you married, Mr. Crumb? 488 00:30:12,830 --> 00:30:13,830 Was. 489 00:30:14,470 --> 00:30:16,030 Evan died 13 years ago. 490 00:30:16,470 --> 00:30:17,470 Lung cancer. 491 00:30:18,530 --> 00:30:22,870 Did you and Evelyn... Did you ever run out of things to talk about? 492 00:30:23,450 --> 00:30:24,450 Not yet. 493 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:31,140 You know, Bernie and I, we've been married a very long time. 494 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,160 I think we're falling apart. 495 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:34,880 I think he's bored with me. 496 00:30:35,540 --> 00:30:36,560 I'm not going to buy that. 497 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,940 You're not the kind of woman that men become bored of. 498 00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:43,800 That's my professional opinion. 499 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:47,840 Phone call. 500 00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:49,580 Gary's credit card turned up on a trade. 501 00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:50,820 How long ago? 502 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,200 It's being used right now. 503 00:30:54,139 --> 00:31:00,580 Okay, you got ten pre -washed, ten stone -washed, ten unwashed, loose -fit, easy 504 00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:01,940 -fit, and you want these. 505 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:03,680 Baggy -fit. 506 00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:05,060 Very big with the kids. 507 00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:06,620 Yes, ma 'am. 508 00:31:12,260 --> 00:31:14,540 I'm just waiting on an authorization on your credit card. 509 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,240 Computer's slow. 510 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,940 Do you have your driver's license on you, Mr. 511 00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:21,260 Hobson? Oh, I'm sure he does. 512 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,440 But it's not his. 513 00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:25,020 You Gary Hobson? 514 00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:27,200 Yes. Yes, I am. 515 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,800 I'd like you to meet your mother. 516 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:41,140 I don't care if you stole it, okay? 517 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:46,040 I don't care if you ripped off a busload of nuns. 518 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,760 All I want to know is, where did you find the wallet? 519 00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:55,640 This is getting old, friend. 520 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,780 We got a guy out there who's been missing for a couple of days now. He 521 00:31:59,780 --> 00:32:00,780 hurt. He might be worse than hurt. 522 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:02,580 And all I got to work with is you. 523 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:06,840 Listen, you don't realize how lucky you are. 524 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,380 The only reason you're sitting here instead of in the station house right 525 00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:13,300 because I've got a couple of good friends down there. 526 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:19,240 Now, I need to know where you found the wallet, and I need to know now. 527 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,940 Where's Bernie? Well, I meant to bail him out. I really did. 528 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:31,180 I mean, we're very close to finding Gary. Bernie should be here, but... What 529 00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:35,320 happened? Well, he gave me an ultimatum. He said he wouldn't let me bail him out 530 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,800 unless I bailed out his friends, too. 531 00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:40,020 Yeah, but what friends are you talking about? The Carpathian brothers. 532 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,020 Hello. What are you going to do about your husband? 533 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:46,080 Well, I only had enough money for three. 534 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,220 It was an easy choice. I hate ultimatums. 535 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:51,819 How's it going? 536 00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:52,820 The man is a vault. 537 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,600 Nothing gets in, nothing gets out. 538 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:56,440 I think we're going to have to hand him over. 539 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,680 I don't believe it! 540 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,480 I don't believe it! 541 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,240 Brother! 542 00:33:04,060 --> 00:33:05,060 Brother! 543 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,660 You make it to California? 544 00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:16,340 Did you get milk? 545 00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:21,800 I got as far as Arizona, so Grand Canyon had epiphany. 546 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,270 It is brothers who matter. 547 00:33:24,090 --> 00:33:25,550 I have been looking for you ever since. 548 00:33:25,930 --> 00:33:28,350 So you got a voice after all. What are you doing here? 549 00:33:28,690 --> 00:33:30,450 We caught him with a stolen credit card. 550 00:33:30,650 --> 00:33:33,390 I was buying jeans for the entire village. 551 00:33:33,730 --> 00:33:35,350 Ask him where he found the damn wallet. 552 00:33:36,330 --> 00:33:37,670 Is it true, Mrs. Hobson? 553 00:33:38,230 --> 00:33:39,230 Carl's still wallet? 554 00:33:39,550 --> 00:33:41,850 Well, he did have my son's credit card. 555 00:33:42,210 --> 00:33:46,610 We just need to know where he found the wallet, Jersey. My son's missing. We 556 00:33:46,610 --> 00:33:47,610 need Carl's help. 557 00:33:47,930 --> 00:33:48,990 I ask him. 558 00:33:49,450 --> 00:33:50,450 Carl. 559 00:33:56,310 --> 00:34:02,030 He say he find the wallet on the sidewalk in front of theater, just 560 00:34:02,030 --> 00:34:04,350 there. He thought it was gift from God. 561 00:34:04,890 --> 00:34:08,190 He don't rob anybody. He not even see anybody. 562 00:34:08,670 --> 00:34:09,670 Can you take us there? 563 00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:11,170 Carl, 564 00:34:11,429 --> 00:34:13,050 a woman? 565 00:34:15,590 --> 00:34:17,449 Yeah. We gonna? 566 00:34:17,810 --> 00:34:22,040 Yeah. Okay, look, I'll stay here and I'll wait in case Gary calls. 567 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,500 Come on, let's get going. 568 00:34:23,739 --> 00:34:24,900 Sam, we'll be at you. 569 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:30,260 Anyone in here? Gary! 570 00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:33,139 We've got to find some light. Mothers, look at this place. 571 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,159 What is this? Smell. 572 00:34:50,350 --> 00:34:51,770 Just sit tight, honey. 573 00:34:52,510 --> 00:34:53,510 They still work. 574 00:34:56,710 --> 00:34:59,090 You're going to be all right. Don't worry, we'll get you down. 575 00:35:00,450 --> 00:35:04,670 Good. You better hurry up, because I think this thing is about to fall. 576 00:35:06,470 --> 00:35:08,410 Don't move. 577 00:35:09,970 --> 00:35:11,170 That's creative advice. 578 00:35:11,970 --> 00:35:13,110 I heard that. 579 00:35:13,650 --> 00:35:15,950 I've been trying not to move here for two days. 580 00:35:17,090 --> 00:35:18,970 Look, we've got to get somebody up there, but how? 581 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,140 We need a rope, a ladder. We need to stack something up. It must be 20 feet 582 00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:25,080 there. We need a catapult or something. 583 00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:28,080 Did someone say catapult? Yes. 584 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,260 The Carpathian brothers are here to help. 585 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,800 Come on, brothers. Let's get to work. Oh, dear. 586 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,180 What's going on down there? Just hold on, Gary. 587 00:36:10,190 --> 00:36:11,470 What's going on down there? 588 00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:13,430 Jersey, more height. 589 00:36:15,130 --> 00:36:16,970 I will need a volunteer from the audience. 590 00:36:17,210 --> 00:36:18,430 You, sir, how much do you weigh? 591 00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:20,669 Excuse me? 592 00:36:20,670 --> 00:36:22,630 Come on, you're not going to make me guess, are you? 593 00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:24,810 210, 220. 594 00:36:26,490 --> 00:36:27,490 All right, 250. 595 00:36:28,130 --> 00:36:29,130 Perfect. 596 00:36:29,390 --> 00:36:30,390 What do I got to do? 597 00:36:31,070 --> 00:36:33,750 You get on Carl's shoulders, you jump, I fly. 598 00:36:34,090 --> 00:36:37,990 No, no, I don't jump. Okay, I get on Carl's shoulders, I jump, you fly. 599 00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:44,820 I'll jump. 600 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:46,920 Very good. 601 00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:48,500 Very easy. Quickly. 602 00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:49,980 You go. 603 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,540 Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together. 604 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,340 Hey, hey, hey. Let's just get on with it, huh? 605 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,720 Easy, easy. 606 00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,560 Hold steady now, policeman. 607 00:36:59,980 --> 00:37:01,020 Hey, come on. What's going on? 608 00:37:01,940 --> 00:37:02,940 Now. 609 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,600 Got you. Oh, my. 610 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:09,580 Do you think this is going to work? 611 00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:11,740 Oh, don't worry. She's done it a million times. It'll work. 612 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,800 All right. 613 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,140 Turn around. Three steps. 614 00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:22,980 He's coming down. 615 00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:26,820 Gary. 616 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,320 What? 617 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:29,940 You slide, I catch. 618 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,900 I fly, what are you, nuts? 619 00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:34,440 No. Guess not. 620 00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:38,440 Come on. Trust me. 621 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,680 Be careful. 622 00:37:43,050 --> 00:37:43,769 That's good. 623 00:37:43,770 --> 00:37:44,770 That's fine. 624 00:37:50,510 --> 00:37:57,470 We got 625 00:37:57,470 --> 00:37:58,470 him. Okay. 626 00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:00,790 All right, brother. 627 00:38:02,190 --> 00:38:04,730 Get ready to dismount. Dismount? What? 628 00:38:15,370 --> 00:38:16,069 I'm fine. I'm fine. 629 00:38:16,070 --> 00:38:18,890 Oh, we've got to get you home. We've got to clean you up. I'll get you some good 630 00:38:18,890 --> 00:38:21,390 hot soup. Wouldn't that be good? Yeah, that would be great. Where's Dad? 631 00:38:22,290 --> 00:38:23,570 Dad. You know what? 632 00:38:25,030 --> 00:38:27,030 Let's talk about all that on the way home. 633 00:38:27,470 --> 00:38:30,010 Okay. The important thing is... You're gone. You're gone. 634 00:38:30,690 --> 00:38:31,790 You can't be here. 635 00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:46,920 I yelled until I was hoarse. 636 00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:49,080 I'll tell you, it was a very good performance. 637 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:53,140 Yeah, well, in the future, when you see signs saying do not enter, remember, 638 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,660 you're there for a reason. 639 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,060 Yeah, all just because of a monkey. 640 00:38:57,580 --> 00:38:59,300 Well, you made a lot of kids happy, Gary. 641 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,460 Great. And some kid found the monkey and returned it to school. 642 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,820 See that, Gary? In the primate world, you're still number one. 643 00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:09,200 All right, what do you say we get out of here? Let the kid get some rest. 644 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,480 Come on. All right. 645 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:14,180 You get some rest. You deserve it, you little monkey lover, you. 646 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,400 Sleep well. 647 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,280 Hey, 648 00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:19,720 Crumb. Yo. 649 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,500 Listen to my parents. 650 00:39:27,620 --> 00:39:28,620 What about them? 651 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,260 They seem all right to you. 652 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:31,500 What do you mean? 653 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,020 Well, I mean, they seem... Listen. 654 00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:37,560 Your parents are fine. 655 00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:39,660 They were just worried about you, that's all. 656 00:39:41,310 --> 00:39:42,490 Trust me. They'll be okay. 657 00:39:42,930 --> 00:39:43,930 Get some rest. 658 00:39:51,010 --> 00:39:52,010 Hey, Crumb. 659 00:39:52,550 --> 00:39:53,550 Yeah. 660 00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:54,950 Thanks. 661 00:40:04,370 --> 00:40:05,370 Don't let me down, huh? 662 00:40:08,930 --> 00:40:09,930 What's that all about? 663 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,400 As long as you haven't said two words to me since you bailed me out. 664 00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:17,320 Oh, you want to talk now. 665 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:18,940 What's that supposed to mean? 666 00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:24,120 Every morning since you've been retired, you could have talked to me then. 667 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,740 Every night I lay right beside you in bed. You could have talked to me then, 668 00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:32,760 you had to read your books and your magazines and ESPN. 669 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,620 You want to talk now. 670 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:36,600 Well, maybe I don't want to listen. 671 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:38,260 Fine. 672 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,120 You don't want to listen? 673 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,020 I'm going to tell you anyway. 674 00:40:43,660 --> 00:40:44,840 You were right all along. 675 00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:48,580 I did want to have an adventure on my own. 676 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:53,660 I should have told you about Gary in the newspaper, but... You didn't think I 677 00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:54,660 could handle it. 678 00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:58,140 I've never seen you in a situation you couldn't handle. You're the most capable 679 00:40:58,140 --> 00:40:59,140 woman I ever met. 680 00:40:59,780 --> 00:41:01,980 What is it? What's going on? 681 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:12,340 What's going on is that... You're better at this kind of thing than I am. 682 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,340 What kind of thing? 683 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:17,240 Saving a day, being a hero. It's right up your alley. 684 00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:21,580 Don't you see it? You're the reason that Gary gets the newspaper. 685 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,080 Because deep down, that boy is just like you. 686 00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:28,980 What's going on is that you don't need me anymore. 687 00:41:30,220 --> 00:41:32,400 Bernie. I don't do anything anymore. 688 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:33,720 You're retired. 689 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,940 You've earned the right to relax. I don't want to relax. 690 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,580 I want to be a hero. Every now and then, I want to go out and try and save the 691 00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:41,580 day. 692 00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:48,380 So when the newspaper fell on our porch, I just thought it was my opportunity to 693 00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:49,640 see if I still had what it takes. 694 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,980 Look at you. You're still as beautiful as you were the day that we met. 695 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,760 Do you really mean that? 696 00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:00,600 Of course I mean it. 697 00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:02,520 And look at me. I'm losing a step. 698 00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:06,080 I go down to the Y. I can't go to the hoop like I used to. 699 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:09,580 Oh, you'll always be a high school senior to me. 700 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,920 You mean that? 701 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,120 Absolutely. You are my hero. 702 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,280 You always will be. 703 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,960 Oh, God, I love you. Oh, I thought I bored you. 704 00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:24,040 Are you kidding me? I spent all my time trying to keep up with you. 705 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,820 Let's just say goodnight to Gary. 706 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,920 Hey, I got a better idea. 707 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,160 Let's not. 708 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,880 By the way, the Chicago Sun -Times is actually a real newspaper. 709 00:43:30,180 --> 00:43:33,580 In fact, they produced special versions of it just for the show. 710 00:43:33,980 --> 00:43:38,040 David Hasselhoff may have hung up his life jacket, but he's in deep water this 711 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,160 afternoon with the case of the Lady and the Lake. 712 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,920 That's our Perry Mason season continuing next this afternoon.