1 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:54,555 - Good morning. - Good morning. I made you coffee. 2 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,723 Oh, I don't drink caffeine. 3 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,935 Clear. Your body is a temple. 4 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:04,105 Well, I don't know if that much. More like a church in an airport. 5 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,069 Great day for Richmond. 6 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,238 I thought you didn't know no football. 7 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:14,533 Oh, I don't know. But I know who Zava is. 8 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:16,618 Clear. 9 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,871 Will you write to me when you return from Dubai? 10 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:28,589 - Good flight. - Thank you. Handle with care. 11 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,321 I am a strong and capable man. 12 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:01,830 Shit. 13 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:41,912 Good. Obviously Zava is going to enter in our starting lineup. 14 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:44,957 - Which means, if my calculations... - Uh-huh. 15 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:46,667 - ...they are correct... - Mmm-mmm. 16 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,918 ...we're going to have to seat someone. 17 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,419 - Hmm. - Who is it going to be? 18 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,879 Well, I think it has to be Colin. 19 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:51,964 Ouch. 20 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:55,092 Hmm. Colin is a chameleon. can adapt according to the situation. 21 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:58,095 The biggest problem is that, if you put Zava on top, 22 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:00,430 Jamie or Dani are going to have to go down to midfield. 23 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,225 So who do you think will take better news? Dani or Jamie? 24 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,726 Danny. 25 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,700 Yes. No, Jamie looks a lot like 26 00:03:06,701 --> 00:03:09,190 the Precious Moments figurine collection from my mom. 27 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,108 I have no idea what that means. 28 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,985 - She is a fragile dog. - Hmm. 29 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,040 Brevity is fine, but sometimes clarity 30 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:16,738 It is the true essence of ingenuity. Thanks, Roy. 31 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,784 Hey, it's almost ten o'clock, we should go out. 32 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,035 Do you feel good? 33 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,372 A little nervous. Hey, I had some diarrhea this morning. 34 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,291 - Hmm. - Hey, please don't put that in the book. 35 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:30,169 I've never been clear how to spell it. so I probably won't. 36 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:31,920 D-I-A, double R, E-A. 37 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,334 Except in England, where there is a silent O, 38 00:03:33,335 --> 00:03:36,758 as in, “Oh no, you have diarrhea.” 39 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,886 - Oh. - I'm in the same situation, Higgy Bear. 40 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,382 I have a more knotted stomach 41 00:03:40,383 --> 00:03:42,181 that wayne's world 1 and 2 joints. 42 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,933 I don't know why. I have been surrounded of great athletes all my life. 43 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,435 Wow, Roy, you are a great athlete. 44 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:47,769 Eh, not like Zava. 45 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,479 Come on, don't underestimate yourself. 46 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,690 If anything, sell yourself big and then have it adjusted. 47 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,942 No, Zava is different. You'll see. 48 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,111 We can't just look. we have to make this guy part of the team. 49 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,031 - Hmm. - Training a superstar cannot be alone, 50 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:01,366 - «How do you solve a problem like María?» - Uh-huh. 51 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,827 Although, if you ask me, the Nazis They were the real problem in that story. 52 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,621 - Right, Coach? - Yes. Come on, Mother Superior, 53 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:07,706 - let's have a little perspective. - Yes, exactly, yes. 54 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,875 Sorry, Roy. I know you don't like it so much talk about musical theater 55 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,585 - so early. - No, I allow it. 56 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,713 I used to be attracted to Julie Andrews. Well, still, to be fair. 57 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,215 The voice, the eyes, 58 00:04:16,216 --> 00:04:18,800 that way you know I would scold you if you behaved badly. 59 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,803 - Yes. - Uh-huh. 60 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:24,515 Well, it has to be done. Favorite character by Julie Andrews of all time. Already! 61 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:25,724 Fuck it. Maria! 62 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:28,435 - Firm as always. Coach, which one? -Eliza Doolittle. 63 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,146 Oh. voice acting only, I love it. 64 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:33,273 - Professor Higgins. - Come on, Poppins! 65 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,150 Aha, anyway, I'm with you. 66 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,944 Trent, do you have one? You don't have to do it. Do you have one? 67 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,279 Clarisse Renaldi, Queen of Genovia. 68 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,406 Oh. 69 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,158 Yeah, damn. The princess diary. 70 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,285 An unobvious gem. You went the other way. 71 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:49,623 Wow. Wow. This is fine. 72 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,375 I can't believe it's really happening. 73 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,169 When I was a child, I played with Zava boots, 74 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,004 I slept with Zava boots, 75 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:58,465 I made love for the first time with some Zava boots. 76 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,009 I think you mean "with the Zava boots on." 77 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:02,511 No. 78 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,888 Hey, last night at the restaurant, 79 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,265 while the painters finished, 80 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:08,065 I spent a very pleasant hour on YouTube 81 00:05:08,066 --> 00:05:09,768 watching Zava's best goals. 82 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:12,604 By the end my head was spinning. 83 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:14,439 Although it could also have been by paint fumes. 84 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,040 The way Zava moves on the court... 85 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:18,485 Like a panther. 86 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,153 Very sexy, huh? 87 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,281 That sounded a little gay, bro. 88 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:23,365 Well, I'm gay... 89 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,449 Huh? 90 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,410 ...by Zava, I mean. 91 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:29,580 It's true. Some men have a charisma that transcends sexual orientation. 92 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:30,998 Hey, Paul Newman, 93 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,876 Idris Elba, Norm Macdonald. 94 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:37,129 Zava is definitely one of those unicorns of charisma. 95 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,173 Well, guys, you convinced me. 96 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:42,176 I'll sleep with Zava. 97 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,013 Hey, what's up, buddy? 98 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,265 What the fuck is this? 99 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,638 Alright guys, let's go. Show time. 100 00:05:51,639 --> 00:05:52,936 Everyone on the court. 101 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,521 - Come on. - Hey, Jamie, come on, buddy. 102 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:55,590 Hurry up and get dressed. We don't want to keep you waiting 103 00:05:55,591 --> 00:05:57,000 to our new partner. 104 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:59,401 - Uhh! - Let's do it. 105 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:05,657 We love Zava! Come on! 106 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,540 This happens to you because... 107 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,174 Where the hell is he? 108 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,636 Leslie! Yes we have a signed contract, right? 109 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:29,515 Clear. We have an electronic signature. That is legally binding. 110 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:31,808 Believe. 111 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:34,978 I'll make a call. 112 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:38,273 His agent hasn't heard from him, but... 113 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,817 ...tracked his phone and right now he is in Mykonos. 114 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,402 If you change your mind again, 115 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,530 I'm going to look like a complete idiot. 116 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:48,158 Maybe we can try encourage them in some way? 117 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:51,578 Do you want me to take off my shirt? and run across the field? 118 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,580 You must be Shandy. 119 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:57,209 Shandy will follow me all day. To learn how this works, you know? 120 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,336 - It's nice to finally meet you. - Uh-huh. 121 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,588 I would love for us to have coffee and get information from you one day. 122 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,465 For example, how tall are you? 123 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:05,717 - Shandy. - Yeah? 124 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:09,012 Can you go to the stalls and start to sell the merchandise at half price? 125 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,265 - Great idea. - Yes, thanks. 126 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,933 - Oh, oh... - Leave your shirt on. 127 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,142 Oh, sure. Of course. 128 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:15,352 Goodbye, darling. 129 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,647 He has a lot of energy. 130 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,567 Shit. Now I'm late. 131 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,193 So that? 132 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:28,448 Nothing. It's nonsense. I'll tell you later. 133 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,576 I love the mysterious Rebecca. 134 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:35,372 Hey, guys. Are we sure that Zava has the correct address? 135 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,833 I'd hate to think he's sitting in the middle of Virginia right now 136 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,459 waiting for us, you know? 137 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,546 I just spoke to the legal department about Zava's contract. 138 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:45,632 Hey, an electronic signature is 100% binding. 139 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:49,553 A small detail: instead of signing his name, he signed "You're welcome." 140 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,513 Shit. What are we going to do? 141 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:54,016 Look, the superstars They play by their own rules. 142 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,727 In '98 I waited more than three hours to Public Enemy 143 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:58,979 so they could go on stage in a place called The Cubby Bear. 144 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,523 When a man with a giant watch hanging around the neck he arrives that late, 145 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:02,608 It's not a matter of time. 146 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:04,193 - He's sending a message. - Oh. 147 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,610 Well, the wait is over. 148 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:09,700 Let's go up and decide what we do now. 149 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:13,535 Leslie, I want you to talk to people and tell them something. 150 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,287 Sure, Rebecca. I'll take care of it. 151 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:18,582 In college, my DJ name It was Damage Control. 152 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:19,833 I didn't know you were a DJ. 153 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,461 Actually it wasn't, but it already had the name ready in case one day it started. 154 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:24,254 - Shit. Okay, come on, let's go. - Yes. 155 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,096 Welcome to Dogtrack. 156 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,640 Who the fuck are you? 157 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,059 Hey... 158 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,895 I can't believe this is happening. 159 00:08:39,896 --> 00:08:42,356 Why does anyone put up with to this madman? 160 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,858 Because, as humans, we we adapt to accommodate genius. 161 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,735 Who is the best living actor? 162 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:48,153 Or he was, before he retired. 163 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,988 - Daniel Day-Lewis. -Tony Curtis. 164 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,435 Oh, did you say alive? Jackie Chan. 165 00:08:51,436 --> 00:08:53,700 Wait, you said retired? Daniel Day-Lewis. 166 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:57,329 Exact. When you enter character, stays in character, 167 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,414 and everyone else adapts to it. Oh! 168 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,375 Did you know that when Lincoln made 169 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:04,044 I sent messages to Sally Field as Abraham Lincoln? 170 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,089 Well, that's ridiculous. Abraham Lincoln could not send messages. 171 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:08,924 Exact. Every time I looked at the phone, 172 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,092 his hat fell off. 173 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,910 Look, this Zava may be a genius, 174 00:09:12,911 --> 00:09:15,722 but it is definitely a self-centered idiot. 175 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,977 Your desk is covered in cookie crumbs. 176 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:24,189 What the hell are you doing? We've been waiting for you for two hours. 177 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:28,235 Oh, time is a construct, like gender and many alphabets. 178 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,903 Oh, get out of my chair! 179 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:33,615 This is your coach. 180 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:36,201 Hello how are you? I'm Ted Lasso. 181 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,706 My leader, 182 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:45,544 - I am an empty vessel full of gold. - Oh. 183 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:49,631 I am your rock. Mold me. 184 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,801 Well hey, if you score goals how you talk, 185 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:53,886 We're going to do very well, friend. 186 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:56,805 Good. And this is Keeley Jones. 187 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,474 - He is in charge of all our advertising. - Hello. 188 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,769 - My queen. - Oh. 189 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:06,148 My actions today have made your job much more difficult. 190 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:10,319 No, don't worry. Does not exist Bad publicity, right? 191 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:13,155 My integrity prevents me agree with that statement. 192 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:16,116 - Oh, my God. - He is allergic to hummus. 193 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:21,580 - Yes, I know, I know. - My God. You are here. 194 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:22,664 And you are there. 195 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,501 And this is Leslie Higgins, our football director. 196 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:26,877 Oh. 197 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,343 You are the glue. 198 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:38,514 Thank you so much. 199 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,142 Oh. 200 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,478 Now I'll go see the team. 201 00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:47,523 Oh. 202 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,986 Do you even know where you're going? 203 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,071 No! 204 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,452 Are you kidding? Wow, wow. 205 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,850 Did you know? 206 00:11:01,851 --> 00:11:04,498 Maybe I should accompany him in case he gets nervous. 207 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,875 It seems that it may be a little shy. 208 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,252 Hmm. 209 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,003 Brilliant. And now I'm in a hurry. 210 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,131 Leslie, tell me, how was it? damage control? 211 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:17,010 - Ah, it was a disaster, but it was adorable. - Oh, thank you. 212 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,430 -Who is she? - This is Shandy. We work together. 213 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,558 - Oh. -And she is a great friend of mine. 214 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:25,352 Oh. 215 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,689 - Hey, did Zava stop by? - Is he here? Did you see it? 216 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,524 Yes, it was up just a second ago. 217 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,984 - That? Is it here? - It's here! 218 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:34,027 - In this building? - Yes. It should be here. 219 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,363 My God. 220 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,825 Well maybe we should break up and go... 221 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:41,243 Hey. 222 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:54,631 It touched me. 223 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,099 It's like an angel. 224 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:10,731 Why do you lower it so much? He is clearly a god. 225 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:30,334 I will start by addressing the most important person in this room. 226 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,130 Which one of you is the prop? 227 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,134 Ah, huh... 228 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,094 Yes, usually he... 229 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:46,642 - It's me. Hey... - ...I'm Will. 230 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,894 Hey, I am... 231 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,355 - Will. - Yeah. 232 00:12:56,777 --> 00:13:02,241 I also worked as a ball boy for a club when he was only 11 years old. 233 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,784 I'm 25. 234 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,035 Your passion... 235 00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:08,455 It's the reason I play. 236 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,791 Hmm. 237 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,876 And you. 238 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:17,881 My team. 239 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,344 My brothers. 240 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,346 - Breathe with me. - Uh-huh. 241 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:28,892 Right now? Well, here we go. 242 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,135 Now we are one. 243 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,013 There is no self. 244 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,141 There is no you. 245 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,728 - There is only "we"... - Uh-huh. 246 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,064 ...and the "us". 247 00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:21,528 And the we within us. 248 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,455 Well then... 249 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,960 Good. 250 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,505 Hey, coaches, let's... let's go here, 251 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:41,715 let's talk for a moment, before it escapes. 252 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,218 Everyone else, continue breathing between you. 253 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:46,762 It's much simpler than I imagined. 254 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:47,888 - TRUE? - Wow. 255 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,450 Which of these am I? 256 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:12,162 You're the fucking coach. 257 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,873 - Hey, you know what? We thought... - ... the one on the top right. 258 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,959 - Fuck. - Or left, or left, or left. 259 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,710 Whatever you want, really. 260 00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,446 I'm very excited to be here. 261 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,241 -Hey, we are very excited... - I'll see you tomorrow. 262 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,325 Yes. 263 00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:58,959 It's tall. 264 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,441 Rebecca? 265 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,444 -Tish. Hello. - Happens. 266 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:32,910 Come this way. 267 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,124 Get comfortable. 268 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,969 Yes, sit down. Relax. 269 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,351 Do you want something to drink? 270 00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:00,854 Water? Tea? Or maybe a cocktail? 271 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,607 Sure, I'll have a White Russian, thanks. 272 00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:06,527 Oh. Yes, I'm afraid I ran out of Kahlúa... 273 00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:09,488 - Oh. - ...after hosting a birthday party 274 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,715 The Big Lebowski themed for a colleague. 275 00:17:11,716 --> 00:17:13,157 But does plain vodka work for you? 276 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,868 I was literally just making a joke. 277 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,414 I know. That's why I made two. 278 00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:32,719 You've been through a lot lately. 279 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:40,853 The dark soul of a man simply It disconnected you from yours. 280 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:48,145 And then another beautiful and worthy soul, In a man half your age, 281 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:52,072 It came at exactly the right time. And at the wrong time. 282 00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:54,074 Sorry, how do you know that? 283 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,910 Well, I talk to you mother once a month... 284 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,829 - Oh. - ...for six years. 285 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,957 So, Rebecca, how can I help you? 286 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,918 I'm not sure you can. 287 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,338 A skeptic. Well no I should be surprised. 288 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,674 Ah, why do you suppose that you are psychic? 289 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:11,800 Oh no. 290 00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:15,304 Because your mother was skeptical. 291 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:21,518 Do you know kintsugi? 292 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:26,815 It is the Japanese art of repair broken things, eh, with gold. 293 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:27,983 It's... 294 00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:31,695 The idea is that... that we accept imperfections 295 00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:33,238 and the... and the defects, 296 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:37,284 and in doing so we create something much stronger and more beautiful. 297 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:40,954 So... 298 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,918 let's put hands on the bowl. 299 00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:47,294 Want? 300 00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:58,889 Sorry, what is that...? 301 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,228 Suddenly it smells very strange in here. 302 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,563 Thank you. 303 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,567 Let's get started. 304 00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,698 I can see something. 305 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:22,079 Mmm, it's in your hand. A object. It's very special. 306 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:23,830 Is it a bowl? 307 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,167 It's a green matchbox. 308 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,795 Sorry, it's what? 309 00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,840 A green matchbox. How beautiful. 310 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,259 Sorry, who cares a green matchbox? 311 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:37,386 Now I can hear something. 312 00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:39,638 Shit! 313 00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:40,889 Oh my God. 314 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:45,477 No, one at a time, please. 315 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,478 I... 316 00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:50,899 Shit where... Shit in an ar... My... Oh... 317 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,360 ...yeah, shit in shining armor. 318 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,530 “Shit in shining armor”? 319 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,700 - Does that mean anything to you? - Yes, it means something to me. 320 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,535 It means that you are even more completely crazy than I... 321 00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:02,760 Shut up, I can hear something else. 322 00:20:02,761 --> 00:20:04,955 There is thunder and... and lightning and you. 323 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:09,084 And you're face down, and... and-and-and you're soaked. 324 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,335 But you are safe. 325 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:14,339 Well, I think... that For today it is enough. 326 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:19,720 But thank you very much for your time and for sharing your, 327 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:21,805 What is it called? Your gift? 328 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,684 We can just tell my mom that I did the full session. Yeah? 329 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,228 You will have a family. 330 00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:32,858 Sorry, what did you just say? 331 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,611 You are going to be a mother. 332 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:38,780 Fuck off. 333 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,534 I always thought you were completely harmless 334 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:45,495 because my mom could pay you, but in reality you are dangerous. 335 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,624 And you're fucking cruel. 336 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,636 Well, guys, this is exciting. 337 00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:03,138 We are receiving many requests of interviews for all of you. 338 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,766 Uh-oh. I would love to spread the word about the restaurant. 339 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:10,229 Well, for now the press wants focus on Zava joining the team. 340 00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:11,313 - Oh. Yes of course. - Oh. 341 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,524 I would prefer to talk about Zava that from me any day. 342 00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:15,025 What do you want us to say? 343 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,653 Well, that's up to you. Forward. Say what you want. 344 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:21,448 I just, you know, I would stay positive, light. Yeah? 345 00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:26,161 Or say something so shocking that the interview goes viral. 346 00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,454 Hmm? 347 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,039 - Like you eat your own hair. - Uh... 348 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,457 - No, I... - Oh. 349 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,837 Well, huh. Hello, Roy. 350 00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:37,005 Keeley, uh, sorry to interrupt. 351 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,090 No. 352 00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:41,301 Hey, Higgins told me to come check some interview nonsense. 353 00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:47,099 I mean, some important interview nonsense. 354 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,560 Don't worry, no one press wants to talk to you. 355 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,020 No no. That's actually not true. 356 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,189 The press knows that Roy He doesn't love giving interviews. 357 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:57,568 Yes, but it's okay. I will make one for you if... if you need me to do it. 358 00:21:57,568 --> 00:21:59,319 - Thanks, Roy. - I interview you. 359 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,655 Why did you leave my friend? 360 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,156 - Oh. - Oh, oh, oh. 361 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:06,952 You are fun. 362 00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:09,037 Who the fuck is she? 363 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,622 This is Shandy. We work together. 364 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,166 - Because? - She's an old friend of mine. 365 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,918 That makes more sense. 366 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,753 Shandy. I definitely told you about her. 367 00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:20,841 Oh yes. Shandy. 368 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,094 You used to eat your own hair, right? 369 00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:27,514 Yes. He did. 370 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:33,979 Well, it's nice to put a face to hair. 371 00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:45,240 - Hey, Coach. - Huh? 372 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,366 What is Wordle's word for today? 373 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,076 - Ethic. - Ethic. 374 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,414 You're an idiot. 375 00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:56,335 -Hey, Jamie. How are you? - Huh. Can I talk to you for a minute? 376 00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:57,961 Yes you can talk to me as long as you want. 377 00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:00,297 Although I tend to stay asleep around 1:00 a.m. m. 378 00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:03,592 - What's happening? - Hey, look... Hey. 379 00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:06,136 Hey. 380 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,139 I know we're all excited to have Zava here. 381 00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:12,726 Yes, I understand. but I know to many players like him, 382 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,937 and they are all egocentric glory hunters 383 00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:16,647 who only care about themselves. 384 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:19,733 Aha. 385 00:23:21,652 --> 00:23:22,903 Hey. Jamie, 386 00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:27,908 Don't you think that, coming from You, is that a little ironic? 387 00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:31,328 I don't know. 388 00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:36,750 But look... the point is that We don't need this guy. 389 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,794 I... I think we have something good here, 390 00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:40,337 and he's already screwing everything up. 391 00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:43,173 Hey Jamie, I understand. what you say, friend. 392 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:46,510 But I think we have to give it one or two games and see what happens. 393 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,389 Yes, yes. Yes. Yes, no, yes. Sure, yes. 394 00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:53,225 Well, uh, thanks for listening to me. 395 00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:56,645 Alright. Thanks for saying what you think. Please keep doing it. 396 00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:57,729 Yes. 397 00:23:58,689 --> 00:23:59,898 Oh, and, uh... And I... 398 00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:03,652 I wasn't being ironic, I was being hypocritical. That was it. 399 00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:09,908 - Is that correct? - Hmm. 400 00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:12,327 - Yes or no? - Yes. 401 00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,205 So that was ironic. 402 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:21,962 Good afternoon. Today there is a special electricity on Nelson Road, 403 00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:26,258 and the cause of all this emotion responds to a single name: Zava. 404 00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:29,052 Like Pelé, if all The letters were different. 405 00:24:30,888 --> 00:24:34,266 There are more VIPs here than at London Fashion Week. 406 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,226 I guess. I don't know. 407 00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,353 This is all because you got Zava, honey. 408 00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:40,981 You made Richmond go global. 409 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,739 Very good. Surprise question, geniuses. 410 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:49,800 What do you get when you combine 411 00:24:49,801 --> 00:24:52,075 one of Hugh Jackman's best roles 412 00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,203 with an elegant getaway to New York? 413 00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:55,787 Jean Valjean Catskills? 414 00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:58,156 Oh. No. Great answer, Sam. 415 00:24:58,157 --> 00:24:59,500 How do you know about the Catskills? 416 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,876 Hey, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. 417 00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:02,503 Oh yes. That series is good. 418 00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,129 Yes. I respect that. That. 419 00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:05,840 No, the answer I was actually looking for. 420 00:25:05,841 --> 00:25:08,050 They were our rivals today: Wolverhampton. 421 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:10,719 - Full name, Wolverhampton Wanderers. - Hmm. Thank you. 422 00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,763 - Also known as the Wanderers. - No. 423 00:25:12,763 --> 00:25:14,223 Also known as Wolves. 424 00:25:14,223 --> 00:25:17,643 Good. So, our rivals today are The Wandering Wolves of Wolverhampton. 425 00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:20,395 - No. - Only Wolverhampton or Wolves. 426 00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:24,608 Understood. So when the team met like Wolverhampton, or Wolves, 427 00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:27,903 I was wandering around the field today trying to score some goals, 428 00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:29,071 This is the game plan. 429 00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:30,322 Go ahead, guys. 430 00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:32,533 Well, here are the headlines. Here are the substitutes. 431 00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:35,285 Remember, this 4-5-1 It's not about retreating. 432 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:38,872 It's about sending fucks balls into the area for Zava. 433 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,582 Understood? 434 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:41,667 Are you OK? 435 00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:45,170 I am still a strong and capable man. 436 00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:47,548 Are you OK. 437 00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:49,967 - All free throws will be taken... - Zava. 438 00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:51,510 - All penalties... - Zava. 439 00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:54,137 - All corners... - Anyone towards Zava. 440 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:57,558 That is. You put them on and our man Zava is going to... 441 00:25:58,684 --> 00:26:00,978 Well, it's going to knock them down. 442 00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:02,396 Yeah? Good. 443 00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:08,694 Good. Hey, get together. Come on. Here. 444 00:26:17,661 --> 00:26:21,248 Zava. 445 00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:23,667 Zava. Oh. 446 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,419 Am I supposed to hit a gong or something like that? 447 00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:27,087 What the hell is up with that? 448 00:26:32,718 --> 00:26:34,094 Mm-mm. No. 449 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:38,891 Good. 450 00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:40,100 I'm ready. 451 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,394 Good. Very well done. 452 00:26:43,729 --> 00:26:44,980 Good. Here we go. 453 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:48,650 Very good. Captain, why don't you you throw it...? Oh. 454 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,281 Richmond on the count of three. One two three. 455 00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:57,826 Richmond! 456 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,205 Oh. It's strong. 457 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,334 Yes. 458 00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:09,213 - The Precious Moments figurine. - Little dog. 459 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,594 - How much time do we have, Coach? - Exactly four minutes. 460 00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:16,762 Good, great. 461 00:27:16,762 --> 00:27:18,639 I'm going to call Henry quickly. Wish you luck. 462 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:20,349 Your soccer team starts the playoffs today. 463 00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:21,975 - Good. - Yes. 464 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:24,728 - Uh-oh. - What's happening? 465 00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:26,396 I can't find my phone. 466 00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:29,525 Damn, I know where it is. 467 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,486 I left it next to the sink of the bathroom. Curse. 468 00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:34,738 That's what you get for playing Tetris on the toilet. 469 00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:36,907 Yes, that and sleeping legs. 470 00:27:36,907 --> 00:27:39,284 It's okay, I'll survive. I'll do it the old fashioned way. 471 00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:44,581 - Uh-oh. - And now what? 472 00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:47,876 I don't remember the number Michelle's cell phone number. 473 00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:50,420 - Oh. - Yes. 474 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:54,007 - Is that good or bad? - I think it's just something. 475 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,092 Well, yes. 476 00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,095 - Are you OK? - Yes. No, no. 477 00:27:58,095 --> 00:28:01,223 I'll call the house. No, I... No, I'm fine. I'm leaving. 478 00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:08,313 Henry, we have to go! And don't forget the shin guards! 479 00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:09,523 Good! 480 00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:12,109 - Thanks again for taking us. - Yes, no problem. 481 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:18,156 - Do you still have a landline? - Yes. I don't know why. 482 00:28:19,825 --> 00:28:21,243 Are you going to answer? 483 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,620 No. He's probably a telemarketer. 484 00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:25,038 Henry, come on! 485 00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:27,332 Can I answer? 486 00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:29,626 I love to bother to telemarketers. 487 00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:32,838 - Have fun. - Oh, yes. Oh yes. 488 00:28:32,838 --> 00:28:34,298 Look at this. 489 00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:36,300 Hey, hello. 490 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:39,052 He has called the Michelle Keller's house. 491 00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:42,556 Which, by the way, has been doing lately amazing things with orange slices. 492 00:28:42,556 --> 00:28:45,017 You will be surprised. It's really spectacular. 493 00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:46,268 How can I help you? 494 00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:48,145 Well, hello, Mr. Former President. 495 00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:50,731 Wow, I do have a claim for you. 496 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:53,901 Hello? 497 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,238 Hello? 498 00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:02,451 Ted. 499 00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:06,914 - Yes. Who's talking? - I'm Jacob Bryanson. 500 00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:08,707 Dr. Jacob? 501 00:29:08,707 --> 00:29:11,668 Yes. Hey, and... Ted, you can just call me Jake. 502 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,254 Dr. Jacob. 503 00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:16,256 Henry, come on! 504 00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:17,633 Michelle. Michelle. 505 00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:20,761 - That? - It's Ted. 506 00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:26,016 Shit. 507 00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:30,562 - Hello, Ted. - Hey, hello. Hey... 508 00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:31,688 I found them! 509 00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:35,067 Hey, honey. Hey, do you want talk quickly to dad? 510 00:29:35,067 --> 00:29:37,444 - Dad. - Hello, champion. 511 00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:40,322 Today we play against the Dragons and they are undefeated. 512 00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:42,866 Yeah well you know I don't They are going to remain undefeated for a long time. 513 00:29:42,867 --> 00:29:43,951 TRUE? 514 00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:47,079 Hey. Hey, I was just calling to wish you good luck. 515 00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:48,664 Good luck to you too, dad. 516 00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:52,668 And please tell Zava that many My friends' moms like their abs. 517 00:29:52,668 --> 00:29:53,836 I will do that. 518 00:29:53,836 --> 00:29:55,212 - Bye bye. - Bye bye. 519 00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:57,381 Oh, uh, thank you, honey. Hey... 520 00:29:57,381 --> 00:29:58,799 Hey, Ted, just a second, okay? 521 00:29:58,799 --> 00:29:59,883 Do you want to wait for us in the car? 522 00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:03,053 - Do you want to take it to...? Thank you. - Yes of course. Come on, champion. 523 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:05,055 Have you ever seen a sunroof? It's great. 524 00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:11,061 Hello. Sorry, huh... 525 00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:15,440 Can we talk when we both do we have more time? 526 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,942 There is a lot to catch up on. 527 00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:19,611 Uh, yeah. Unclear. 528 00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:22,781 All good. I... we'll talk later. 529 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:26,994 Ted, I... Good luck today. 530 00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:28,912 Thank you. 531 00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:43,969 Richmond faithful return to your beloved Dogtrack 532 00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:46,638 for the first time this Premier League season, 533 00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:50,058 and surely when they see the Zava name in the lineup, 534 00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:52,269 They will think that they died and reached heaven. 535 00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:56,064 Come on! Come on! Let's do it! 536 00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:01,486 Tartt. 537 00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:05,616 And now what is he doing? 538 00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:08,327 Yeah? 539 00:31:09,328 --> 00:31:12,873 Stand out. I will find you. 540 00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:22,508 Come on, guys! Come on! 541 00:31:27,971 --> 00:31:29,264 Come on, guys. 542 00:31:44,488 --> 00:31:46,532 By God, he did it! 543 00:31:46,532 --> 00:31:50,953 Zava has scored from the middle from the field seconds after his debut, 544 00:31:51,453 --> 00:31:54,540 and the Dogtrack is in a state of ecstasy. 545 00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,418 - Yes. Very good. - It might be pretty good. 546 00:31:58,919 --> 00:32:00,879 - Here we go. - I could get used to this shit. 547 00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:05,384 - Zava! Zava! - Yes. Yes. Good! 548 00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:21,316 Bumbercatch with the center. It's complicated for Zava. 549 00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:22,484 Oh! 550 00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:27,030 - I can't believe what I just saw. - That? 551 00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:31,702 Zava with the scorpion overhead kick, and Burnley feel the sting. 552 00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:41,753 Om. 553 00:32:43,964 --> 00:32:47,301 Om. 554 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:01,975 Richmond beats Palace 2-0, 555 00:33:01,976 --> 00:33:04,985 which simply has not had an answer for Zava. 556 00:33:04,985 --> 00:33:06,486 The corner arrives, 557 00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:10,824 and it's that man again! Zava, with an impressive headbutt! 558 00:33:12,284 --> 00:33:14,828 Soaring like an eagle among penguins. 559 00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:43,941 - How are you doing? - Good morning. 560 00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:47,694 I think it's okay. 561 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:50,239 And then maybe do a... 562 00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:52,324 I think we should put it on. Do you think so? 563 00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:20,853 Rojas finds Tartt. 564 00:34:20,853 --> 00:34:25,065 He's still looking for his first goal the season, will this be the time? 565 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:27,985 No, it's Zava again! 566 00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:31,487 Zava, Zava, Zava, Zava! 567 00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:34,157 I may have stolen from you the goal to Jamie Tartt, 568 00:34:34,157 --> 00:34:37,369 but you can't argue with the instinct of a champion. 569 00:34:39,496 --> 00:34:40,746 If you are a Richmond fan, 570 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:44,418 you have to feel that with Zava everything is going well for you. 571 00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:46,837 I got a job! 572 00:35:00,526 --> 00:35:01,560 Thank you. 573 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,729 I mean, all this It's crazy, you know? 574 00:35:03,729 --> 00:35:05,689 It was supposed to help us to get back together. 575 00:35:06,273 --> 00:35:07,357 Do you know what I mean? 576 00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:09,200 It always bothered me the way he said, huh, 577 00:35:09,201 --> 00:35:10,694 “Sorry, we ran out of time.” 578 00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:12,237 Sorry, we ran out of time. 579 00:35:12,237 --> 00:35:14,531 No, it's not exactly that. It was much more condescending. 580 00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:16,241 It was more like, "I'm so sorry." 581 00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:19,203 Ted, I'm talking about our session. We ran out of time. 582 00:35:19,203 --> 00:35:21,872 Oh, sure. Sorry for not being able to ask you any personal questions. 583 00:35:21,872 --> 00:35:23,540 I was just talking and talking. 584 00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:26,543 Oh. Wow. He went away. Good. 585 00:35:27,503 --> 00:35:29,171 You have to respect it. 586 00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:33,509 George, is it Ted Lasso coach of the year? 587 00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:36,220 That? For writing the name of Zava in the lineup? 588 00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:39,264 Come on. Give me a break, Jeff. That's not training. 589 00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:41,892 No. What Nathan Shelley is doing at West Ham, 590 00:35:41,892 --> 00:35:44,228 That is the job of a strategist. 591 00:35:44,937 --> 00:35:46,063 Yes, I like West Ham. 592 00:35:46,772 --> 00:35:47,773 But I love Zava. 593 00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:49,149 And who doesn't, friend? 594 00:35:54,571 --> 00:35:56,222 We are in added time of what has been 595 00:35:56,223 --> 00:35:58,116 an unforgettable encounter. 596 00:35:58,116 --> 00:36:00,369 Surely Richmond I would be happy with a tie, 597 00:36:00,369 --> 00:36:03,580 but here comes Rojas with the opportunity to steal a historic victory 598 00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:05,249 about Manchester United. 599 00:36:14,383 --> 00:36:18,178 Zava with a Chilean worthy of a god in replacement time. 600 00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:20,305 And Richmond has surely won it. 601 00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:23,865 A Zava hat trick gives them his first victory 602 00:36:23,866 --> 00:36:26,270 at the Theater of Dreams. 603 00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:32,109 Yeah! Yes, yes, yes! 604 00:36:34,653 --> 00:36:35,654 Fuck it! 605 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:42,578 And with this victory over Brentford 606 00:36:42,578 --> 00:36:45,122 there are six wins in a row for Richmond 607 00:36:45,122 --> 00:36:48,876 – in this miraculous streak powered by Zava. - Uhh! 608 00:36:54,131 --> 00:36:56,425 Have you ever thought that your book Would it be a fucking fairy tale? 609 00:36:56,425 --> 00:36:57,926 Come on! 610 00:37:02,014 --> 00:37:04,808 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Guys, boys, boys Hey, hey. Listen. 611 00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:07,895 Tomorrow, everyone is guests to the restaurant. 612 00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:12,941 There are still a few weeks left for the official opening. 613 00:37:12,941 --> 00:37:15,152 So please lower your expectations. 614 00:37:15,152 --> 00:37:16,445 But there will be an open bar! 615 00:37:27,289 --> 00:37:30,626 Zava, Zava, Zava, Zava, Zava, Zava! 616 00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:37,758 - Good. Good. What do I need? Uh... Hello. - Hello. Don't serve my food with that face. 617 00:37:37,758 --> 00:37:39,593 Good. 618 00:37:40,969 --> 00:37:41,970 Oh, man. 619 00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:44,181 - Hello. - Sam, this place is beautiful. 620 00:37:44,181 --> 00:37:46,350 - Have a great night. - Aww. Thank you. How nice to see you. 621 00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:48,810 - Amazing place. - Oh, yes. 622 00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:50,437 Thank you. Then I'll go see them, okay? 623 00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:51,939 - Peace. - Good. See you later. 624 00:37:51,939 --> 00:37:54,983 - Hello. Hey, good. This is for you. - Oh! The smell. 625 00:37:54,983 --> 00:37:56,443 - That's for you. - Good. 626 00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:59,071 Dude this is the best moimoi that I have tried in my life. 627 00:37:59,071 --> 00:38:00,906 Aw, thanks, man. 628 00:38:01,740 --> 00:38:04,535 - Look at me. I'm not kidding. - Hey. 629 00:38:04,535 --> 00:38:06,119 Thank you. Thank you. 630 00:38:06,745 --> 00:38:10,290 Sam... is Zava coming? I made her a friendship bracelet. 631 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:12,626 Well, I invited him. Hey, I guess we'll see. 632 00:38:12,626 --> 00:38:13,836 Great, friend. 633 00:38:13,836 --> 00:38:15,504 Okay, guys. Enjoy the food, okay? 634 00:38:15,504 --> 00:38:16,588 - Yeah? - Great, brother. 635 00:38:17,089 --> 00:38:19,466 -Colin. - Hello hello. 636 00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:21,760 - All good? - Yes, are you okay? 637 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,345 Guys, this is my friend Michael. 638 00:38:23,345 --> 00:38:24,847 - Hello. - How are you, friend? 639 00:38:24,847 --> 00:38:27,891 - The best flirt buddy in the world. - Yes. Hard work. 640 00:38:27,891 --> 00:38:30,811 «Hello, young lady. my friend He is a professional footballer. 641 00:38:30,811 --> 00:38:33,021 Can I spend all night talking with your cross-eyed friend 642 00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:34,690 while he tries to hook you up? 643 00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:40,195 Oh what did you decide after reading Tish? 644 00:38:40,195 --> 00:38:42,906 - Are you going to see her again? - No. No, no. 645 00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:45,784 It's not for me. If I wanted They will scam me of all my money, 646 00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:48,245 I would follow the traditional route and I would become obsessively religious. 647 00:38:48,245 --> 00:38:49,788 - Here's to that. - Hmm. 648 00:38:49,788 --> 00:38:53,208 Just look at Beauty and the Pestoso! 649 00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:55,544 Out! Sassy! 650 00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:57,713 My God! 651 00:38:59,631 --> 00:39:01,258 Hello, girls. 652 00:39:01,258 --> 00:39:03,468 - Hello. - Welcome to Ola's. 653 00:39:03,468 --> 00:39:06,430 - Oh, I'm so glad to see you all. - Aw, thanks for inviting us, Sam. 654 00:39:06,430 --> 00:39:09,016 No, thanks for coming. Please, Make sure you enjoy, okay? 655 00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:11,101 - Of course. Thank you. - Health! 656 00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:12,186 Thank you. 657 00:39:15,022 --> 00:39:16,023 You are a tremendous idiot. 658 00:39:16,607 --> 00:39:19,943 - Hey. What good can I have for you? - Hey, champagne, please. 659 00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:21,904 Champagne? Can you bring us another champagne? 660 00:39:21,904 --> 00:39:23,363 Is Ted here? 661 00:39:24,281 --> 00:39:25,324 I told you. 662 00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:27,701 Do you want a beer, Coach? 663 00:39:28,785 --> 00:39:31,788 Michelle and Henry went horseback riding today with Dr. Jacob. 664 00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:35,375 - We'll have two shots of whiskey. - One single and one double. 665 00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:37,336 A triple one. Two. 666 00:39:38,212 --> 00:39:39,630 Weinstein's dick! 667 00:39:40,464 --> 00:39:41,632 Are you being unfaithful to me? 668 00:39:41,632 --> 00:39:42,716 Yes. 669 00:39:43,425 --> 00:39:44,927 with you 670 00:39:48,764 --> 00:39:51,600 Wow, your emotional baggage. It fits perfectly, doesn't it? 671 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,401 See you in a bit. 672 00:40:05,614 --> 00:40:06,949 What the fuck do you want? 673 00:40:10,536 --> 00:40:15,582 You frowning while We're on a winning streak, it looks bad. 674 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,876 You frowned your entire career. 675 00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:19,753 No, I never smiled. It's different. 676 00:40:20,254 --> 00:40:24,216 Oh! Here we go. 677 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,930 - Huh? Good match. Good match. - Yes. 678 00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:31,223 For the love of God. 679 00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:34,685 There it is, God's gift for those who already have everything. 680 00:40:35,269 --> 00:40:36,770 The best player on the team. 681 00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:37,855 Fuck off. 682 00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:40,357 It's true. 683 00:40:40,941 --> 00:40:45,112 Before you were the best. Not now. Happens. 684 00:40:45,696 --> 00:40:46,780 Did you think I was the best? 685 00:40:47,614 --> 00:40:51,368 Yeah. I mean, you still could be If you weren't so pre-Madonna. 686 00:40:52,077 --> 00:40:54,371 - Did you just call me pre-Madonna? - Yes. 687 00:40:55,956 --> 00:40:57,499 She is a prima donna. 688 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:01,920 Who the hell says "pre-Madonna"? What the fuck does that even mean? 689 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,945 It means that before Madonna, 690 00:41:03,946 --> 00:41:05,674 female singers do not They had to work so hard. 691 00:41:05,674 --> 00:41:07,217 You're crazy? 692 00:41:07,217 --> 00:41:09,678 Never heard of Tina Turner? Stevie fucking Nicks? 693 00:41:09,678 --> 00:41:12,431 Fuck off. The point is that he He is the best player on the team. 694 00:41:13,015 --> 00:41:15,726 And right now, the only thing you have to to do is try to keep up with him. 695 00:41:15,726 --> 00:41:18,270 Fuck that. I don't want just keep up with him. 696 00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:21,440 I want to be better than him. 697 00:41:25,152 --> 00:41:26,195 I could train you. 698 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,907 But only if you're really serious. 699 00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:33,410 Yes. I'm serious. 700 00:41:37,164 --> 00:41:38,165 So when do we start? 701 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:40,876 Right now, damn it. 702 00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:42,878 Come on, friend. 703 00:41:43,462 --> 00:41:45,881 Very sorry. We take care of it. 704 00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:50,052 We start tomorrow. At 4:00 a.m. m. 705 00:41:52,179 --> 00:41:53,514 Clean that up. 706 00:41:56,808 --> 00:41:58,310 Alright. 707 00:42:00,312 --> 00:42:02,439 I'm going for a walk. If Ted is gone, 708 00:42:02,439 --> 00:42:05,359 I tell you from now on that I will try climb Mount Zava. 709 00:42:05,359 --> 00:42:07,236 - Oh. - Goodbye. 710 00:42:07,236 --> 00:42:09,196 Adieu. Good luck. 711 00:42:10,864 --> 00:42:13,575 Hello. Hello. Hello. 712 00:42:13,575 --> 00:42:15,202 Hello. Hello. 713 00:42:15,202 --> 00:42:17,913 I'm Shandy. I handle public relations for the club. 714 00:42:17,913 --> 00:42:20,874 It's good that you came, but don't be an idiot. 715 00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:22,835 Show us some love in your networks, yes? 716 00:42:24,127 --> 00:42:28,048 I like your confident energy. It's disconcerting. 717 00:42:28,882 --> 00:42:30,592 - Thank you. - You are welcome. 718 00:42:31,385 --> 00:42:32,678 That's very good. 719 00:42:33,262 --> 00:42:35,472 So how is everything going with Shandy? Are you adapting? 720 00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:38,350 Yes, it's great. I love it how little shy she is. 721 00:42:39,017 --> 00:42:40,102 Oh. 722 00:42:40,102 --> 00:42:41,687 Yes. 723 00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:51,196 Wish me luck. 724 00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:59,329 Good. See you later. 725 00:43:12,843 --> 00:43:16,555 Hey. There are better things ahead of any of those we left behind. 726 00:43:17,347 --> 00:43:18,348 Oh. 727 00:43:23,812 --> 00:43:24,938 Sorry. One moment. 728 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,982 Hey, hey. 729 00:43:26,982 --> 00:43:29,651 Thank you very much for coming. It really means a lot to me. 730 00:43:29,651 --> 00:43:33,739 Sam, tell me, where do you get your restaurant the avocados? 731 00:43:33,739 --> 00:43:35,790 Ah eh, West African cuisine 732 00:43:35,791 --> 00:43:38,452 usually does not include lots of avocados. 733 00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:40,412 Hmm. Not yet. 734 00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:48,212 - Marlboro Man. - Hey. Look who it is. 735 00:43:48,212 --> 00:43:50,005 I didn't know you worked here. 736 00:43:50,005 --> 00:43:52,090 Well, how are you doing? 737 00:43:52,090 --> 00:43:53,800 - Hey, I'm fine. Yes. - Yes? 738 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,428 Well my ex wife is dating with our former couples therapist, 739 00:43:56,428 --> 00:43:58,472 so, you know, that's new. 740 00:43:59,181 --> 00:44:01,850 Wow, that's borderline unethical. 741 00:44:01,850 --> 00:44:03,455 Yeah well I mean it all started 742 00:44:03,456 --> 00:44:05,437 a year and a half later that we stopped seeing it, 743 00:44:05,437 --> 00:44:07,218 So I guess that... Did you ever something like this happened to you 744 00:44:07,219 --> 00:44:08,941 with a client? 745 00:44:08,941 --> 00:44:10,776 Ted, I'm a child psychologist. 746 00:44:10,776 --> 00:44:12,653 True, true. 747 00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:13,737 So yes. Twice. 748 00:44:13,737 --> 00:44:16,657 Hey, wow. The classic Sassy. I love it. 749 00:44:16,657 --> 00:44:18,825 - The classic Sass. - The classic Sassy. 750 00:44:19,409 --> 00:44:20,494 I have a surprise for you. 751 00:44:24,706 --> 00:44:25,707 What is this? 752 00:44:30,128 --> 00:44:31,129 Thank you. 753 00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:33,507 My God. 754 00:44:33,507 --> 00:44:36,218 Don't just stand there. Distribute them. 755 00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:41,682 Hey. 756 00:44:46,728 --> 00:44:48,939 - That? - You're very clingy right now. 757 00:44:49,857 --> 00:44:50,858 I'm so sorry. 758 00:44:51,775 --> 00:44:52,943 Oh, hello. 759 00:44:52,943 --> 00:44:55,988 Girls... a small detail to commemorate the night 760 00:44:55,988 --> 00:44:58,407 and remind them to come back over and over again, okay? 761 00:44:58,407 --> 00:44:59,950 - Hmm. - Thank you. 762 00:44:59,950 --> 00:45:01,827 No problem. 763 00:45:02,619 --> 00:45:04,496 - How elegant. - Uh-huh. 764 00:45:07,749 --> 00:45:08,750 Green. 765 00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:14,548 It's a green matchbox. 766 00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:18,051 Are you OK? 767 00:45:22,097 --> 00:45:25,726 - Yes. Another round? - Alright. Yes ok. 768 00:45:27,269 --> 00:45:29,521 - Let's bring another round. - Can you bring us another round, please? 769 00:45:29,521 --> 00:45:31,899 - Oh. Oh. Thanks, Sam. - No problem. 770 00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:33,066 - This place is wonderful. - Oh. 771 00:45:33,066 --> 00:45:34,902 - The food is fantastic. - Thank you very much for coming. 772 00:45:34,902 --> 00:45:36,612 - Well, listen, get home safely, okay? - Good. 773 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:12,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -