1 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:25,092 TaintBad Productions. 2 00:00:36,771 --> 00:00:39,974 Well, Silver Grove, it's that time of year 3 00:00:40,008 --> 00:00:40,942 again. 4 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:43,443 And today marks the 26th anniversary 5 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,947 of the Silver Grove massacre. 6 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:48,348 Now, we've all heard one thing or another. 7 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:52,520 There's been crazy conspiracy theories on cannibalistic cults 8 00:00:52,554 --> 00:00:54,288 or devil worshippers. 9 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:57,592 But when we all sit back and look at the evidence, 10 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:02,362 all we really know is that the killer or killers used a saw. 11 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:06,366 I want to hear what you know about the Silver Grove massacre. 12 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:10,137 And if you think Mr. Buzzkill is real. 13 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:11,973 And the phone lines are filling up. 14 00:01:12,006 --> 00:01:13,240 So let's start taking calls. 15 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:15,208 Caller 1, what are your thoughts? 16 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:19,079 First off, it's terrible what happened, 17 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:22,249 and it's a shame that no one was ever caught. 18 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:26,788 But something has always felt off about the whole thing. 19 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:28,523 What do you mean by that? 20 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:31,793 How does someone kill over 20 people 21 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:33,493 without anyone getting away? 22 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:34,996 Did they just line up or something? 23 00:01:35,029 --> 00:01:36,931 That's a good question. 24 00:01:36,965 --> 00:01:38,733 Let's see what our next caller has to say. 25 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:39,867 Yeah. 26 00:01:39,901 --> 00:01:41,636 Listen, I think it might have been like a cult 27 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:44,038 or like some kind of Jonestown thing. 28 00:01:44,072 --> 00:01:45,272 You see where I'm going? 29 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:46,941 - OK. - All right. 30 00:01:46,975 --> 00:01:48,375 So listen, I think they might have 31 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:49,744 been all drinking the Kool-Aid. 32 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,111 Like they were all drugged out. 33 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:53,280 And this is all, kind of, like, thought out. 34 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,083 Premeditation. 35 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,551 I can see that. 36 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:57,619 Next caller. 37 00:01:57,652 --> 00:01:58,720 What if it's just 38 00:01:58,753 --> 00:02:00,922 one big cover up for the government to hide what 39 00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:02,289 really happened that night? 40 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,992 OK, cryptic. 41 00:02:04,025 --> 00:02:05,392 What do you think really happened? 42 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:07,795 Mr. Buzzkill. 43 00:02:07,829 --> 00:02:10,330 He was a program government super soldier. 44 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:14,569 OK, let's rein it in a bit here. 45 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,004 Let's move on to our next caller. 46 00:02:16,037 --> 00:02:17,905 Oh, my God! 47 00:02:17,939 --> 00:02:19,272 Am I on the air? 48 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,708 You sure are. 49 00:02:20,742 --> 00:02:21,676 What you got for me? 50 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:22,777 OK. 51 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:26,146 So I think there had to be multiple killers 52 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:28,181 to be able to pull it off. 53 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,817 Oh, the plot thickens. 54 00:02:29,851 --> 00:02:32,954 It had to be like a hostage 55 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:37,157 situation, or something, to be able to execute 56 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:38,960 that many people, right? 57 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:40,695 But why? 58 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:43,263 What could the reason be to walk into a party 59 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,700 and just kill everyone? 60 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,300 But what do I know? 61 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,368 Next caller. 62 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:49,804 So you're telling me 63 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,573 there's a crazy person with a saw living out in the woods? 64 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:54,341 Oh, the urban legend 65 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:57,011 of Mr. Buzzkill-- a bedtime story 66 00:02:57,045 --> 00:02:58,378 to keep the kiddos in check. 67 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,148 Come on! 68 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,249 What, does he wear a mask, too? 69 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:04,519 Sounds like a low-budget horror movie to me. 70 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,420 Hey, now, that sounds like it 71 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:08,255 has franchise potential. 72 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:09,389 Next caller. 73 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:12,593 Mr. Buzzkill is 100% real. 74 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:14,294 I've seen him. 75 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:16,864 Oh, we have an eyewitness report here, folks. 76 00:03:16,898 --> 00:03:19,600 Caller, when and where did you see Mr. Buzzkill? 77 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:21,903 It was about two years ago. 78 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:23,671 Really close to Lucky's Tavern. 79 00:03:23,705 --> 00:03:26,174 Because who doesn't want to grab a drink 80 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,542 and relax, right? 81 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,843 Next caller. 82 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,145 This was part of the master plan 83 00:03:31,179 --> 00:03:32,680 as set forth by the apoc-- 84 00:03:33,848 --> 00:03:35,817 There's always that one guy who 85 00:03:35,850 --> 00:03:38,519 just tries to ruin all my fun. 86 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:39,887 Next caller. 87 00:03:39,921 --> 00:03:41,789 I don't understand why there was never 88 00:03:41,823 --> 00:03:46,326 a county-wide search, like they did in Brookhaven when the guy 89 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:47,829 was bashing people's heads in. 90 00:03:47,862 --> 00:03:50,098 That is a very good question, 91 00:03:50,131 --> 00:03:51,799 but I have no answers. 92 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:53,034 Next caller. 93 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:56,470 Listen, in the past 26 years, 94 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:59,540 Silver Grove has lost the equivalent of an 1/8 of its 95 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:02,076 population between the massacre and other 96 00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:04,112 deaths or missing people. 97 00:04:04,145 --> 00:04:06,346 Someone has to be responsible for all this death. 98 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:07,615 Someone. 99 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,817 It's 100% possible for someone 100 00:04:09,851 --> 00:04:13,253 to be living out in the woods or by the old Gorge Summer Camp. 101 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:16,157 So you believe Mr. Buzzkill is real, 102 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:19,527 and possibly living in some remote part of the outskirts 103 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,695 of Silver Grove? 104 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:21,796 I'm just saying. 105 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:22,964 - It's possible. - All right. 106 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:23,765 All right. 107 00:04:23,798 --> 00:04:25,166 I guess I can picture that. 108 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:26,534 Next caller. 109 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,803 You you're a horrible person 110 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,104 for mocking a tragedy-- 111 00:04:30,138 --> 00:04:31,773 OK, I think that's about all the calls 112 00:04:31,806 --> 00:04:32,940 we're going to take for now. 113 00:04:32,974 --> 00:04:35,042 But just to be clear, what happened here 114 00:04:35,076 --> 00:04:37,779 all those years ago was a tragedy. 115 00:04:37,812 --> 00:04:40,148 But it's also grown to the point that it's 116 00:04:40,181 --> 00:04:41,983 become an urban legend. 117 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:44,886 Part of me believes that the legend of Mr. Buzzkill 118 00:04:44,919 --> 00:04:48,623 is just something that, I don't know, maybe helps people cope-- 119 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:51,092 to figure out who to place the blame on. 120 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:54,028 Or maybe it represents all the bad that's happened. 121 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,229 I don't know. 122 00:04:55,263 --> 00:04:58,199 But it's about time to pack up and hit the road. 123 00:04:58,232 --> 00:05:01,169 So everyone, stay safe out there and keep 124 00:05:01,202 --> 00:05:03,871 an eye out for Mr. Buzzkill. 125 00:05:17,552 --> 00:05:21,255 Is it your life's ambition to smoke yourself stupid? 126 00:05:21,289 --> 00:05:22,056 Me? 127 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,091 Yeah, you. 128 00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:25,927 You wake up, you smoke. 129 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,895 You go to the grocery, you smoke. 130 00:05:27,929 --> 00:05:29,664 Before work, smoke. 131 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:32,200 OK, Judgey McJudgerson. 132 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:34,401 Before you get all high and mighty, how about we talk 133 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,336 about the list of your fucking accomplishments 134 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:37,470 you got going on? - Damn. 135 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,842 And besides, if you want to talk stupid, how about 136 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:43,511 we delve into the shit that you pulled at your sister's birthday 137 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,411 party? 138 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:45,513 Wait, what happened? 139 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:46,446 Hold on. 140 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:47,715 This is good. 141 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:51,819 So Jessica killed just enough brain cells that night 142 00:05:51,853 --> 00:05:54,222 to spend the entire evening trying to make 143 00:05:54,255 --> 00:05:55,890 out with Marie's boyfriend. 144 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,424 What? 145 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:58,226 Come On! 146 00:05:58,259 --> 00:05:59,927 Just now hearing about this. 147 00:05:59,961 --> 00:06:03,764 And that is why I don't smoke no more. 148 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,900 Yeah. 149 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:06,701 OK. 150 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:07,568 Sit back down. 151 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:09,203 Hey, guys. 152 00:06:09,237 --> 00:06:10,738 Well, welcome to the party. 153 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:11,873 What'd I miss? 154 00:06:11,906 --> 00:06:14,308 Nothing. 155 00:06:14,342 --> 00:06:16,143 Nothing. 156 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:27,054 Well, it looks like you guys have already started. 157 00:06:27,088 --> 00:06:28,856 So let's dive in. 158 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:30,291 Dive in. 159 00:06:30,324 --> 00:06:31,759 Dive in to what? 160 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,426 Are we going to play a game? 161 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:34,896 Oh, God! 162 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:37,164 I swear on all that is holy, if this 163 00:06:37,198 --> 00:06:39,267 is another one of your dumb ass scavenger 164 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:40,668 hunt game night things, I'm going 165 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:43,371 to gouge my fucking eyes out. 166 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,941 First off, my game nights are epic. 167 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:49,010 But no, no games tonight. 168 00:06:49,043 --> 00:06:51,545 I thought we should do something different. 169 00:06:54,115 --> 00:06:57,852 Do you guys realize where we are? 170 00:06:57,885 --> 00:07:00,121 I do. 171 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:02,123 So should all of you. 172 00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:04,558 And I also know where you're going with this. 173 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:05,492 And you are twisted. 174 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,361 Wait, what the fuck am I missing? 175 00:07:07,395 --> 00:07:08,696 You didn't. 176 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,732 Wait, you-- you really don't know what today is? 177 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:12,667 Sorry. 178 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,768 New guy here. 179 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,703 What the fuck is going on? 180 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:18,539 Well, congratulations, Josh. 181 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,107 Where you are sitting right now is 182 00:07:20,141 --> 00:07:23,344 less than 50 feet away from where a massacre took place. 183 00:07:23,377 --> 00:07:24,444 Allegedly. 184 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:27,114 Let's get that straight. 185 00:07:27,148 --> 00:07:31,686 Wait, so you're saying that the legend of Mr. Buzzkill, 186 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:32,553 it's real? 187 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,288 100%. 188 00:07:34,322 --> 00:07:37,858 I did not come out here to celebrate some people that 189 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:39,193 got killed by a fucking maniac. 190 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:40,328 Oh, please. 191 00:07:40,361 --> 00:07:42,096 Everybody knows it was a government cover-up. 192 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,764 Shut up! 193 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:44,565 What? 194 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:45,967 So I'm the fucking asshole? 195 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:46,767 OK. 196 00:07:46,801 --> 00:07:47,868 All right. 197 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,837 Look, you can look at it how you want. 198 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,572 But tonight's the anniversary. 199 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,607 And if it makes you feel any better, 200 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:55,910 I'm only going off of the facts. 201 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:59,046 I'm not going to be making up some bullshit. 202 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,082 I'm going off of actual research. 203 00:08:01,115 --> 00:08:02,783 Research? 204 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:04,085 What research? 205 00:08:04,118 --> 00:08:05,653 Really? 206 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,588 I'm so glad you asked. 207 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:11,125 See, our uncle was the lead detective on the massacre. 208 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,927 You're unbelievable. 209 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,095 Unbelievable. 210 00:08:14,128 --> 00:08:17,465 Do you really want to go there? 211 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,234 So as I was saying, tonight marks 212 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,136 the anniversary of several things 213 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,005 when it comes to Silver Grove-- 214 00:08:24,038 --> 00:08:28,376 the Silver Grove massacre of 1998 and the Gorge 215 00:08:28,409 --> 00:08:31,112 Summer Camp massacre of 2018. 216 00:08:31,145 --> 00:08:33,114 What the fuck are you talking about? 217 00:08:33,147 --> 00:08:35,182 So there's two massacres? 218 00:08:35,216 --> 00:08:36,484 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 219 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:37,685 We will get there. 220 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:41,489 But first, we have to start where it all began. 221 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:57,972 Jacob's father became a drunk after the passing 222 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,206 of his mother. 223 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,275 He would regularly beat on the kids. 224 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:07,314 And Jacob's brother, Rick, well, he was a piece of work as well. 225 00:09:07,348 --> 00:09:08,916 What's up, Sphincter Boy? 226 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,051 What do you want, Rick? 227 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:11,619 Dad's passed out, and Amanda's brother's 228 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,220 throwing a kegger tonight. - OK. 229 00:09:13,254 --> 00:09:15,156 So? - So you know what that means. 230 00:09:15,189 --> 00:09:16,690 You're going to annoy some girl, 231 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,793 and then come home alone and jerk off again. 232 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,261 You little ass stain. 233 00:09:20,294 --> 00:09:21,228 Hey, give me that. 234 00:09:21,262 --> 00:09:22,630 I just got that new slammer today. 235 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,098 You did? 236 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:38,345 Stay in there. 237 00:10:17,952 --> 00:10:20,855 Jacob's mother loved Halloween 238 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,524 in the spirit of the season. 239 00:10:22,557 --> 00:10:25,292 But after her passing, Jacob's father 240 00:10:25,326 --> 00:10:28,329 packed everything up and locked it away in the garage. 241 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,488 Fuck's all this racket out here, kid? 242 00:11:27,522 --> 00:11:28,590 Huh? 243 00:11:28,623 --> 00:11:30,157 Let me see what you're doing out here. 244 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:32,693 Get out of the way. 245 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:33,528 God damn it. 246 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,728 Look what you did to the door. 247 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:35,796 Where's your brother at? 248 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:39,099 He's supposed to be watching you. 249 00:11:40,301 --> 00:11:41,936 I've had enough of your shit. 250 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,270 What? 251 00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,072 You've been watching too many scary movies, haven't you? 252 00:11:50,311 --> 00:11:53,380 You see, Jacob couldn't deal with any of it. 253 00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:57,184 And it's speculated that once he put the mask on, 254 00:11:57,218 --> 00:12:02,122 he could drown out everything that was wrong. 255 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,659 As T-Swizzle as my witness, Marie. 256 00:12:04,693 --> 00:12:07,027 If you have somebody in the woods trying to freak us out, 257 00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:08,195 I'm going to lose my shit. 258 00:12:08,229 --> 00:12:09,664 I'm going to lose my shit. 259 00:12:09,698 --> 00:12:10,931 For real. 260 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:13,500 I cannot handle that shit. 261 00:12:13,535 --> 00:12:16,136 Now that Jacob's father was taken care of, 262 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,072 he knew what he had to do. 263 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:21,242 So he went to the keg party in the barn behind us 264 00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:24,178 to find his brother. 265 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:27,448 He walked into the barn and stood at the entrance, 266 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:30,184 just watching everyone have a good time. 267 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:34,121 And even though he was there just to kill his brother, 268 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,324 he snapped and he started cutting everyone up. 269 00:12:37,358 --> 00:12:41,395 So the cops just found him in the barn or what? 270 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,896 No. 271 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:46,367 Jacob Turner was never found. 272 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,738 He has been missing since that day in 1998. 273 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:52,273 Give me a fucking break. 274 00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:55,610 This kid was what, 10, maybe 11 years old? 275 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:58,479 You really expect me to believe that this fucking 276 00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:01,516 snot-nosed pre-teen just wanders off into the forest 277 00:13:01,549 --> 00:13:03,652 like he's some kind of fucking bushwhacker, 278 00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:05,720 and survives with nothing but the clothes 279 00:13:05,754 --> 00:13:07,522 on his back for fucking years? 280 00:13:07,555 --> 00:13:09,758 I mean, think about it. 281 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:14,328 How many people go missing in Silver Grove every year? 282 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:18,365 Since 1998, they have been recovering body parts out in 283 00:13:18,399 --> 00:13:22,036 these woods on a regular basis. 284 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:25,674 In March of 1999, a hunter was found in the woods. 285 00:13:32,714 --> 00:13:36,183 His throat was slit, and he was missing clothes. 286 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:40,054 And then in 2000, a work crew was clearing out 287 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,757 a part of the woods over where the development was going to be. 288 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,601 Two men were killed while putting in overtime. 289 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,974 Don't forget about that photographer dude 290 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:04,044 and the model that went missing, what, 2020-- a few years ago? 291 00:14:04,078 --> 00:14:04,845 Whatever that was. 292 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,723 Very nice. 293 00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:15,989 Hold on. 294 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:19,493 Come on, we almost had the shot. 295 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:20,695 Oh, man! 296 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,040 Apparently, from what I saw on the news, 297 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,242 I guess all they found was the dude's camera. 298 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,211 And then like a pile of the chick's bones. 299 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:40,682 And they said that the skull looked like it was caved in. 300 00:14:40,715 --> 00:14:43,317 And then there was a hiker that 301 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,819 went missing a few years back. 302 00:14:55,697 --> 00:14:57,097 That's right. 303 00:14:57,131 --> 00:15:00,968 And they found pieces of him with marks from a saw. 304 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:04,839 And then just two summers ago, a girl from town went missing. 305 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:27,995 When they found her torso, it looked 306 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,799 like it had been hollowed out. 307 00:15:30,832 --> 00:15:34,968 And just last summer, the bartender from Lucky's Tavern 308 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,937 went missing. 309 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,940 I'm not fucking eating that. 310 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,760 Please! Please! 311 00:16:32,794 --> 00:16:33,695 No, please! 312 00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:41,335 When they found what was left of her, 313 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:45,573 she had human flesh in her esophagus. 314 00:16:45,607 --> 00:16:48,041 So she ate somebody? 315 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,409 It's hard to say. 316 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,913 I mean, maybe she took a bite out of her attacker 317 00:16:51,946 --> 00:16:54,616 or maybe she was fed it. 318 00:16:54,649 --> 00:16:55,449 Bullshit! 319 00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:01,956 What's that, Carrie? 320 00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:04,391 So what happened in 2018? 321 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:08,796 That was the Grove summer camp massacre. 322 00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:11,098 Our cousin Sean went to college with those kids. 323 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:36,024 So you and Luke, are you excited? 324 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:39,459 Yeah, but I'm nervous. 325 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,931 Well, it's your first real relationship since he 326 00:17:42,964 --> 00:17:45,098 who shall not be named. 327 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,166 Of course, you're nervous. 328 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,903 But you two have known each other forever. 329 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:52,607 That's exactly my point. 330 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:57,845 What if we don't connect on that level? 331 00:17:57,879 --> 00:17:59,814 I don't want to ruin a really good friendship. 332 00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:03,051 Oh, such a sweet virgin. 333 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,118 Get over yourself. 334 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,854 I already told you he has a nice dick. 335 00:18:06,888 --> 00:18:08,656 What else do you want? 336 00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:11,726 A meaningful relationship, for one. 337 00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:12,794 I'm not a whore. 338 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,432 No offense. 339 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,434 I'm a whore, am I? 340 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:26,173 Well, I heard that you let TJ film you and Drew once. 341 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,644 And I heard you gave Sean Burkett 342 00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:31,512 a blumpkin for his birthday. 343 00:18:31,546 --> 00:18:34,247 OK, it was his birthday. 344 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,517 And I only gave him a blowjob while he was sitting 345 00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:38,185 on a toilet, lid closed. 346 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,922 OK? 347 00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,189 You know what? 348 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,593 I am a whore. 349 00:18:45,627 --> 00:18:50,130 But speaking of your big dick boyfriend, here he comes. 350 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,132 And yours, too, Sara. 351 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,167 Why do we hang out with you again? 352 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,168 Family, bitch. 353 00:18:57,972 --> 00:19:00,307 Hey, Lisa. 354 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,243 Hey, Luke. 355 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:06,581 Well, aren't you two just fucking precious? 356 00:19:06,614 --> 00:19:08,650 So guys, guess what? 357 00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:10,450 We got a plan for the weekend. 358 00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,820 My dad just bought this abandoned camp. 359 00:19:15,623 --> 00:19:18,458 When you say abandoned, do you mean like the cabins 360 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:19,560 are falling in on us? 361 00:19:19,594 --> 00:19:20,795 No. 362 00:19:20,828 --> 00:19:22,362 It's got electricity and shit. 363 00:19:22,396 --> 00:19:24,732 It's just been shut down for a really long time. 364 00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:26,199 So I was thinking-- 365 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,300 Why was it shut down? 366 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,037 I don't know. 367 00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:33,206 Like some animal attack or something. 368 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,008 I don't know. 369 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,810 Can I finish? 370 00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:40,548 Like I was saying, I was on my way out the door this morning, 371 00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:43,051 and I snatched the keys to the camp. 372 00:19:43,084 --> 00:19:47,055 So what do you say we go into Camp Asshole this weekend? 373 00:19:47,088 --> 00:19:48,488 Sounds fun. 374 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:51,559 That sound good to you, babe? 375 00:19:51,592 --> 00:19:53,360 Yeah. 376 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,697 That sounds like a lot of fun. 377 00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:58,432 Wait, how are we all going to get out there? 378 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,333 Your car's not going to fit all of us. 379 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,703 Yeah, I know. 380 00:20:01,736 --> 00:20:02,570 Ask her, man. 381 00:20:02,603 --> 00:20:03,504 Oh, yeah. 382 00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:07,742 So your brother owns a van, right? 383 00:20:07,775 --> 00:20:10,712 Yeah, but I don't really know how good it is 384 00:20:10,745 --> 00:20:13,114 or if it'll make it out there. 385 00:20:13,147 --> 00:20:16,150 Come on, just ask him. 386 00:20:16,184 --> 00:20:17,885 It'll be a lot of fun. 387 00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:21,622 You and Luke alone in a cabin together. 388 00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:23,624 We can have our own cabin? 389 00:20:23,658 --> 00:20:24,592 Yes. 390 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,995 Yes, you can have your own cabin. 391 00:20:28,029 --> 00:20:31,132 Fine, I'll ask. 392 00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:32,667 But no promises. 393 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,401 Hell, yeah. 394 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,303 All right, that settles that. 395 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,338 So you three go take care of that. 396 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,340 I'm going to go see a guy about the alcohol 397 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,809 selection for this weekend. 398 00:20:41,843 --> 00:20:42,777 Luke, let's go. 399 00:20:42,810 --> 00:20:45,012 OK. 400 00:20:45,046 --> 00:20:45,880 Call me? 401 00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:46,981 Yeah, I'll call you. 402 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,521 Wait, can I at least get a ride? 403 00:20:53,554 --> 00:20:56,591 My car is not big enough, remember. 404 00:20:56,624 --> 00:20:58,258 Bye. 405 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,861 You're going to get laid. 406 00:20:59,894 --> 00:21:01,896 Getting laid. 407 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:05,533 You really are cute, little virgin, aren't you? 408 00:21:05,566 --> 00:21:06,333 Shut up! 409 00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:46,908 Tomorrow on , 410 00:21:46,941 --> 00:21:49,744 we talk to a couple parents who are outraged. 411 00:21:49,777 --> 00:21:52,180 My mom and dad think they're the boss of me, 412 00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:53,446 but I'm 12 years old. 413 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,750 And they can't tell me what the to do. 414 00:21:59,253 --> 00:22:01,222 Hey, I got a-- 415 00:22:01,255 --> 00:22:03,456 I got a quick question for you. 416 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:07,195 Did your mom or dad ever teach you how to make cereal? 417 00:22:07,228 --> 00:22:08,428 What are you talking about? 418 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,264 What do you mean, what am I talking about? 419 00:22:10,298 --> 00:22:12,533 This is a travesty. 420 00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:14,168 You poured the milk before you poured 421 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:15,435 the fucking cereal, for one. 422 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,138 Yes, I did. 423 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:17,939 All right. 424 00:22:17,972 --> 00:22:20,508 The Bowl, did you chill it? 425 00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:21,341 No. 426 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,777 OK, so that's two. 427 00:22:22,810 --> 00:22:24,145 All right. 428 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:27,215 The spoon, is this a cereal spoon? 429 00:22:27,248 --> 00:22:28,950 I live in this fucking house. 430 00:22:28,983 --> 00:22:32,820 I buy cereal spoons for this reason. 431 00:22:32,854 --> 00:22:34,155 I fucked up. 432 00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:35,355 Yeah. OK. 433 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,958 So what's wrong with the spoon? 434 00:22:36,991 --> 00:22:39,160 It's too-- it's not deep enough. 435 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:42,495 OK, we talked about this real hard. 436 00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:44,699 Why do we need a deeper spoon? 437 00:22:44,732 --> 00:22:48,468 Because the ratio with the milk and the cereal 438 00:22:48,502 --> 00:22:50,905 is better with a deeper spoon. 439 00:22:50,938 --> 00:22:52,540 You get the perfect-- 440 00:22:52,573 --> 00:22:53,574 Yeah. 441 00:22:53,608 --> 00:22:55,276 We fucking whiteboarded this, dude. 442 00:22:55,309 --> 00:22:56,510 I know what you did. 443 00:22:56,544 --> 00:22:58,346 I was there when you fucking wrote it on the board. 444 00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,814 But I just wanted to eat my cereal. 445 00:22:59,847 --> 00:23:01,381 And I see you have a bag of cereal. 446 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:02,183 Yeah. 447 00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:03,951 We have boxes of cereal. 448 00:23:03,985 --> 00:23:05,653 What's wrong with the box of cereal? 449 00:23:05,686 --> 00:23:07,255 What's wrong with the bag of cereal? 450 00:23:07,288 --> 00:23:09,489 What the fuck are you even talking about, Marie? 451 00:23:09,523 --> 00:23:12,026 What does this have anything to do with the fucking massacre? 452 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:13,393 Oh, my fucking God. 453 00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:16,063 Are you going to complain about every little detail? 454 00:23:16,097 --> 00:23:18,799 I'll tell you what, I'll stop bitching if you can 455 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:21,068 tell me, one, how this even pertains 456 00:23:21,102 --> 00:23:22,603 to this fucking bullshit story. 457 00:23:22,637 --> 00:23:25,139 Two, who even wrote this crock of shit? 458 00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:27,474 Three, how did these fucking two dudes have 459 00:23:27,508 --> 00:23:30,578 so much information on cereal? 460 00:23:30,611 --> 00:23:31,545 May I continue? 461 00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:35,316 But sh-- but-- 462 00:23:35,349 --> 00:23:36,416 whatever. 463 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:37,919 I'm nowhere near fucked up enough for this. 464 00:23:37,952 --> 00:23:40,821 Does anyone else have any other comments? 465 00:23:40,855 --> 00:23:41,989 No? 466 00:23:42,023 --> 00:23:43,324 OK. 467 00:23:43,357 --> 00:23:48,162 So her brother agrees to take everyone out to the camp. 468 00:23:55,803 --> 00:23:56,637 Hey. 469 00:23:56,671 --> 00:23:58,806 Hey. 470 00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:03,744 So I just talked to Mark, and he said we could use the van. 471 00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,813 But he has to go with us. 472 00:24:05,846 --> 00:24:07,248 Mark? 473 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,050 Are you serious? 474 00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,351 Yeah. 475 00:24:10,384 --> 00:24:12,053 But I already told him and Mike that they 476 00:24:12,086 --> 00:24:13,087 are sleeping in the van. 477 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,355 Great. 478 00:24:14,388 --> 00:24:16,290 They can fondle each other in the back 479 00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:17,959 of the van for all I care. 480 00:24:17,992 --> 00:24:20,728 You know they're going to go off on some stupid ass stoner 481 00:24:20,761 --> 00:24:23,164 conversation anyways. 482 00:24:23,197 --> 00:24:26,300 But it's our only option, so I guess it'll work. 483 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,635 OK. 484 00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:30,071 So they're just going to run me home so I can get ready, 485 00:24:30,104 --> 00:24:32,406 and then we'll be by to pick you guys up. 486 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,808 Can't wait. 487 00:24:33,841 --> 00:24:34,608 Bye. 488 00:24:34,642 --> 00:24:38,546 All right, bye. 489 00:25:04,205 --> 00:25:07,241 By my side is the place to be 490 00:25:07,274 --> 00:25:10,411 A new town is nothing new to me 491 00:25:10,444 --> 00:25:11,779 We can drive all night. 492 00:25:11,812 --> 00:25:13,114 Oh, this fucking guy! 493 00:25:13,147 --> 00:25:16,817 Shut the fuck up, Mike. 494 00:25:16,851 --> 00:25:17,651 Hi. 495 00:25:17,685 --> 00:25:18,853 Hi. 496 00:25:18,886 --> 00:25:21,122 I didn't know which way you guys were coming from. 497 00:25:21,155 --> 00:25:21,956 I'm Luke. 498 00:25:21,989 --> 00:25:23,691 Hi. 499 00:25:28,229 --> 00:25:31,365 We can wait for the sun 500 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:34,335 We can wait here all night long 501 00:25:34,368 --> 00:25:37,605 We can wait for the sun 502 00:25:37,638 --> 00:25:39,840 To wash away this night 503 00:25:39,874 --> 00:25:42,743 I was wrong, you were right 504 00:25:42,777 --> 00:25:46,881 Let's just leave the sounds of night 505 00:25:46,914 --> 00:25:51,152 Oh-oh, tonight 506 00:25:51,185 --> 00:25:53,821 In the fields of love and faith 507 00:25:53,854 --> 00:25:55,022 I've seen some love 508 00:25:55,056 --> 00:25:57,158 I've seen more hate. 509 00:25:57,191 --> 00:25:58,259 About time. 510 00:25:58,292 --> 00:26:02,763 --to see this through 511 00:26:02,797 --> 00:26:03,697 Get in line 512 00:26:03,731 --> 00:26:05,566 You don't have a name 513 00:26:05,599 --> 00:26:08,569 So you will have to hurry up and wait 514 00:26:08,602 --> 00:26:15,242 Might have to bite the bullet, too 515 00:26:15,276 --> 00:26:17,878 We can wait for the sun 516 00:26:17,912 --> 00:26:20,781 We can wait here all night long 517 00:26:20,815 --> 00:26:24,151 We can wait for the sun 518 00:26:24,185 --> 00:26:26,420 To wash away this night 519 00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:29,323 I was wrong, you were right 520 00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:33,427 Let's just play the sounds of night 521 00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:38,132 Oh, tonight 522 00:26:38,165 --> 00:26:39,800 I have something to tell you 523 00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:43,003 I hope you'll be all right 524 00:26:43,037 --> 00:26:45,773 Oh, I know you want some 525 00:26:45,806 --> 00:26:48,976 But it's going to take our lives 526 00:26:49,009 --> 00:26:54,549 Well, I don't know what I should say, If I should say a thing 527 00:26:54,583 --> 00:27:01,689 Well, I don't know if I'm OK, OK with anything you say 528 00:27:01,722 --> 00:27:05,793 I'll be all right 529 00:27:05,826 --> 00:27:06,994 You say. 530 00:27:11,432 --> 00:27:13,100 Jesus, Wilson. 531 00:27:13,134 --> 00:27:14,668 Another missing person. 532 00:27:14,702 --> 00:27:16,637 And on the worst fucking day of the year. 533 00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:18,005 You don't think? 534 00:27:18,038 --> 00:27:21,775 Well, we've had over a dozen people missing in the last three 535 00:27:21,809 --> 00:27:24,044 years, and it always seems to end up being 536 00:27:24,078 --> 00:27:25,279 tied to that damn massacre. 537 00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:32,153 So the old barn is going to need hourly drive-bys tonight, 538 00:27:32,186 --> 00:27:34,455 and you could be assured you're going to run into Tony. 539 00:27:34,488 --> 00:27:35,256 Tony? 540 00:27:35,289 --> 00:27:37,592 He was one of the survivors. 541 00:27:37,626 --> 00:27:41,896 And he even knew the kid that killed all those poor souls. 542 00:27:41,929 --> 00:27:42,997 Officer Moore. 543 00:27:43,030 --> 00:27:45,199 Wilson, this is Officer Moore. 544 00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:47,636 She's going to be accompanying you tonight. 545 00:27:47,668 --> 00:27:50,671 We're going to need all the help we can get. 546 00:28:02,617 --> 00:28:05,452 Tonight's the anniversary of the massacre. 547 00:28:05,486 --> 00:28:06,621 Take my paper. 548 00:28:06,655 --> 00:28:08,055 Read my paper. 549 00:28:08,088 --> 00:28:09,290 I wrote it all down. 550 00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:10,357 It's my story. 551 00:28:10,391 --> 00:28:12,092 Mr. Buzzkill is real. 552 00:28:12,126 --> 00:28:13,794 Tonight's the anniversary of the party. 553 00:28:13,827 --> 00:28:14,895 There's going to be a massacre. 554 00:28:14,929 --> 00:28:16,063 I wrote down all the information. 555 00:28:16,096 --> 00:28:17,331 Take that. Read it. 556 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:19,601 It tells my whole story. 557 00:28:19,634 --> 00:28:20,935 That's-- that's the information. 558 00:28:25,607 --> 00:28:26,407 Stay inside. 559 00:28:29,243 --> 00:28:30,945 Mr. Buzzkill is real. 560 00:28:30,978 --> 00:28:31,946 This is my story. 561 00:28:31,979 --> 00:28:34,181 I wrote it down. 562 00:28:34,215 --> 00:28:34,982 Take my paper. 563 00:28:35,015 --> 00:28:35,783 Read it. 564 00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:36,685 Is this your paper? 565 00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:37,484 Yes. 566 00:28:37,519 --> 00:28:39,019 Are you littering here? 567 00:28:39,053 --> 00:28:40,087 This is my story. 568 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,355 This is about Mr. Buzzkill. 569 00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:44,559 I pay taxes, so we don't have to see people like you. 570 00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:45,993 Just take the paper and read it. 571 00:28:46,026 --> 00:28:46,894 Mr. Buzzkill is real. 572 00:28:46,927 --> 00:28:47,828 He's going to-- 573 00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:50,064 Oh, don't you dare come near us. 574 00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:50,864 Take it. 575 00:28:50,898 --> 00:28:51,666 Read this paper. 576 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:53,000 It tells my whole story. 577 00:28:53,033 --> 00:28:54,401 I don't want that paper. 578 00:28:54,435 --> 00:28:58,607 What I want is for you to get off this street. 579 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,274 Mom, who is that? 580 00:29:00,307 --> 00:29:01,643 Some crazy-- 581 00:29:01,676 --> 00:29:03,612 Stay inside. 582 00:29:03,645 --> 00:29:04,613 Get away from us. 583 00:29:04,646 --> 00:29:05,412 You need to know. 584 00:29:05,446 --> 00:29:06,413 You need to know. 585 00:29:06,447 --> 00:29:07,381 You need to know. 586 00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:08,215 Take-- 587 00:29:18,325 --> 00:29:19,393 Oh, shit. Marie! 588 00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:20,427 Watch out! 589 00:29:20,461 --> 00:29:21,829 What the fuck! 590 00:29:21,862 --> 00:29:22,796 Watch out for what? 591 00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:24,865 That massive fucking plot hole. 592 00:29:24,898 --> 00:29:27,201 So what? 593 00:29:27,234 --> 00:29:28,836 There's a fucking survivor now? 594 00:29:28,869 --> 00:29:30,971 Did you read this report out of order or something? 595 00:29:31,005 --> 00:29:32,674 Or did you just thumb through it, and pick and choose 596 00:29:32,707 --> 00:29:33,907 what you wanted to talk about? 597 00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:36,711 Because if you ask me, it seems like the fact 598 00:29:36,745 --> 00:29:41,750 that there's a fucking survivor is a pretty major bombshell. 599 00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:42,916 Are you done? 600 00:29:50,725 --> 00:29:53,160 Continue. 601 00:29:53,193 --> 00:29:56,531 So Lisa's brother picks everyone up and drives them out 602 00:29:56,564 --> 00:29:57,331 to the camp. 603 00:30:07,174 --> 00:30:10,344 Voila. 604 00:30:10,377 --> 00:30:12,179 We parted in worse places than this. 605 00:30:12,212 --> 00:30:12,980 Dude. 606 00:30:13,013 --> 00:30:13,847 You think? 607 00:30:13,881 --> 00:30:15,416 Much worse. 608 00:30:15,449 --> 00:30:16,551 It's not too bad. 609 00:30:16,584 --> 00:30:18,653 I mean, at least this place has electricity. 610 00:30:18,687 --> 00:30:20,722 That is a low bar. 611 00:30:20,755 --> 00:30:22,691 But it's-- yeah, it's good. 612 00:30:22,724 --> 00:30:24,091 Think positive. 613 00:30:24,124 --> 00:30:27,261 It's better than the basement that you stayed in back in '96. 614 00:30:27,294 --> 00:30:28,596 Didn't happen. 615 00:30:28,630 --> 00:30:29,698 I don't remember it. 616 00:30:29,731 --> 00:30:31,365 Your butt cheeks were in that dirt floor. 617 00:30:31,398 --> 00:30:33,535 My butt cheeks are going to be in your dirt floor. 618 00:30:33,568 --> 00:30:35,102 - Yeah, well. - Don't know what that means. 619 00:30:35,135 --> 00:30:36,403 Oh, shit, a fire pit. 620 00:30:36,437 --> 00:30:38,405 OK, bye. 621 00:30:38,439 --> 00:30:40,240 I'm just going to go see if the weird chick 622 00:30:40,274 --> 00:30:41,475 wants to play with my wiener. 623 00:30:47,014 --> 00:30:50,284 Come on! 624 00:30:50,317 --> 00:30:52,787 Nice place, dude. 625 00:30:52,821 --> 00:30:53,755 Oh, there we go. 626 00:30:53,788 --> 00:30:55,255 Well, guys, let me find the lights. 627 00:30:59,059 --> 00:31:01,995 Dude, are you sure the lights even-- 628 00:31:02,029 --> 00:31:03,997 Hey, you were saying? 629 00:31:04,031 --> 00:31:05,834 I stand corrected. 630 00:31:05,866 --> 00:31:06,634 Shit. 631 00:31:06,668 --> 00:31:07,501 uh-huh. 632 00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:20,481 Lisa and Luke can have this cabin. 633 00:31:20,515 --> 00:31:22,550 What? 634 00:31:22,584 --> 00:31:24,151 Why do they get this one? 635 00:31:24,184 --> 00:31:26,086 They need the privacy. 636 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,021 You and I will take the next one. 637 00:31:28,055 --> 00:31:31,925 You guys can come get set up for this weekend. 638 00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:32,727 OK. 639 00:31:32,761 --> 00:31:34,428 Oh, sweet. 640 00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:38,833 So we'll do that and meet up with you guys later. 641 00:31:38,867 --> 00:31:41,536 I have to make sure that Morgan isn't sleeping 642 00:31:41,569 --> 00:31:42,570 with my brother anyways. 643 00:31:42,604 --> 00:31:45,540 Yeah, because that's their thing. 644 00:31:45,573 --> 00:31:48,242 Well, you have fun, Luke. 645 00:31:48,275 --> 00:31:49,176 Yeah. 646 00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:51,245 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 647 00:31:51,278 --> 00:31:54,214 Jesus Christ, dude, get out of here. 648 00:32:12,634 --> 00:32:15,002 Did you just start the fire using a chip? 649 00:32:15,035 --> 00:32:16,336 Yes, I did. 650 00:32:16,370 --> 00:32:18,338 It's way better than rubbing two sticks together 651 00:32:18,372 --> 00:32:20,207 because that never works. 652 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,644 I like rubbing sticks. 653 00:32:22,677 --> 00:32:24,945 Oh, well, Mike's bringing some firewood back. 654 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:26,947 You can, like, rub all the sticks that you want. 655 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:29,116 Like, it would be great. 656 00:32:29,149 --> 00:32:30,050 What? 657 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:31,218 You know what's fun? 658 00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:32,319 What's that? 659 00:32:32,352 --> 00:32:36,356 Putting balls in things. 660 00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:38,058 Beer pong. 661 00:32:38,091 --> 00:32:39,493 Beer pong. That's a great idea. 662 00:32:39,527 --> 00:32:41,261 We should play some beer pong for sure. 663 00:32:41,295 --> 00:32:42,162 You're a genius. Hey. 664 00:32:42,196 --> 00:32:42,963 What's up? 665 00:32:42,996 --> 00:32:44,599 She had a great idea. 666 00:32:44,632 --> 00:32:45,934 Beer pong. 667 00:32:45,966 --> 00:32:48,135 Let's go play some beer pong. 668 00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:51,338 Man, I just got wood. 669 00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:54,341 Can I see? 670 00:32:54,374 --> 00:32:55,242 Sure. 671 00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:56,076 Here. 672 00:32:59,179 --> 00:33:01,649 Well, you can play beer pong. 673 00:33:01,683 --> 00:33:03,885 You can play beer pong. I don't want to play beer pong. 674 00:33:03,918 --> 00:33:05,452 Well, then we're playing beer pong. 675 00:33:09,858 --> 00:33:12,827 I am so sorry about him. 676 00:33:12,861 --> 00:33:15,697 He's a bit of an ass, but he means well. 677 00:33:15,730 --> 00:33:17,932 It's fine. 678 00:33:17,966 --> 00:33:20,501 Sarah is super excited about us, too. 679 00:33:20,535 --> 00:33:23,337 I'm excited about us. 680 00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:24,639 Me too. 681 00:33:24,672 --> 00:33:26,340 Lisa, Lulu. 682 00:33:26,373 --> 00:33:27,140 Luke. 683 00:33:27,174 --> 00:33:28,510 Bless you. 684 00:33:28,543 --> 00:33:32,112 Hey, so your weird friend out there had a really good idea 685 00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:33,781 of a beer pong. 686 00:33:33,815 --> 00:33:34,983 A beer pong. 687 00:33:35,015 --> 00:33:35,783 A beer pong. 688 00:33:35,817 --> 00:33:37,184 A beer pong. 689 00:33:37,217 --> 00:33:39,052 Beer pong? 690 00:33:39,086 --> 00:33:41,255 Yeah, let's do it. 691 00:33:41,288 --> 00:33:42,422 All right. 692 00:33:42,456 --> 00:33:45,259 Second question, do you think that weird friend 693 00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:46,861 would have sex with us? 694 00:33:46,895 --> 00:33:48,596 No, I don't think she would. 695 00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:52,967 Oh, wood! 696 00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:54,802 Yes. 697 00:33:54,836 --> 00:33:56,069 Oh, man. 698 00:33:56,103 --> 00:33:57,772 He's so sweet. 699 00:33:57,805 --> 00:33:58,873 OK. 700 00:33:58,907 --> 00:34:00,708 So why don't you guys go get that set up, 701 00:34:00,742 --> 00:34:02,376 and we can finish getting set up here? 702 00:34:02,409 --> 00:34:03,343 OK. 703 00:34:03,377 --> 00:34:04,546 Should that answer the question? 704 00:34:04,579 --> 00:34:05,279 Yeah. 705 00:34:05,312 --> 00:34:06,313 Right. 706 00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:07,849 So set up, you mean beer pong or sex? 707 00:34:07,882 --> 00:34:08,850 Both. 708 00:34:08,883 --> 00:34:10,752 You guys can go set up the beer pong. 709 00:34:10,785 --> 00:34:12,286 Beer-- OK, Beer pong. 710 00:34:12,319 --> 00:34:13,788 You're going to do the sex? 711 00:34:13,821 --> 00:34:16,423 I'm totally telling mom. 712 00:34:16,456 --> 00:34:18,860 I'll call her right now. 713 00:34:18,893 --> 00:34:21,563 Neither of them have a shot in hell. 714 00:34:21,596 --> 00:34:22,597 I don't know. 715 00:34:22,630 --> 00:34:23,798 It is Morgan. 716 00:34:23,831 --> 00:34:25,934 Yeah, but they're not going to figure that out. 717 00:34:25,967 --> 00:34:26,935 True. 718 00:34:26,968 --> 00:34:30,470 This chick is trying to get freaky. 719 00:34:30,505 --> 00:34:32,172 Stop it. 720 00:34:32,205 --> 00:34:34,308 Carrie are you OK? 721 00:34:38,111 --> 00:34:40,113 I knew Lisa. 722 00:34:40,147 --> 00:34:41,181 Plot twist. 723 00:34:41,214 --> 00:34:43,751 Shut the fuck up. 724 00:34:43,785 --> 00:34:45,085 you knew her? 725 00:34:45,118 --> 00:34:47,522 How? 726 00:34:47,555 --> 00:34:51,258 She was my friend's sister. 727 00:34:51,291 --> 00:34:52,927 God, I remember when she went missing. 728 00:34:52,961 --> 00:34:55,763 Dude, none of it made any sense. 729 00:34:55,797 --> 00:34:59,333 And it was like her family was just OK with her being gone, 730 00:34:59,366 --> 00:35:03,805 and had never sat right with me. 731 00:35:03,838 --> 00:35:06,608 So what happened next? 732 00:35:06,641 --> 00:35:07,809 Really? 733 00:35:07,842 --> 00:35:11,913 I mean, it was just starting to get good. 734 00:35:11,946 --> 00:35:14,015 So? 735 00:35:14,048 --> 00:35:17,885 So everybody's finally starting to relax. 736 00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:21,623 No. 737 00:35:21,656 --> 00:35:22,523 I'm so sorry. 738 00:35:22,557 --> 00:35:23,825 So sorry. 739 00:35:29,496 --> 00:35:30,698 We got this. Ready? 740 00:35:30,732 --> 00:35:31,699 All right. 741 00:35:38,072 --> 00:35:40,474 Oh, let's go! 742 00:35:40,508 --> 00:35:41,876 Let's go! 743 00:35:41,909 --> 00:35:43,678 Chug, chug. 744 00:35:43,711 --> 00:35:45,379 Wait, what just happened? 745 00:35:45,412 --> 00:35:47,949 Well, they just won. 746 00:35:47,982 --> 00:35:48,883 That's what happened. 747 00:35:48,916 --> 00:35:50,585 See, when they make one, we gotta 748 00:35:50,618 --> 00:35:53,755 hurry up and take it off before they make the other one in. 749 00:35:53,788 --> 00:35:58,258 So we lost, and we have to chug our drinks. 750 00:35:58,291 --> 00:35:59,127 That's right. 751 00:35:59,159 --> 00:35:59,927 Chug it. 752 00:35:59,961 --> 00:36:00,728 Chug it. 753 00:36:00,762 --> 00:36:01,596 Who's next? 754 00:36:01,629 --> 00:36:04,331 Rematch, bitch. 755 00:36:04,364 --> 00:36:05,133 Rematch? 756 00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:05,967 Yeah. 757 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,401 What, are you already buzzing? 758 00:36:07,434 --> 00:36:08,235 Are you scared? 759 00:36:14,142 --> 00:36:15,677 You need a drink? 760 00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:20,748 Yeah. 761 00:36:20,782 --> 00:36:24,251 So do you want it? 762 00:36:24,284 --> 00:36:27,187 Me? 763 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:29,456 I don't crossfade. 764 00:36:29,489 --> 00:36:32,093 I'm just going to wait to smoke whenever 765 00:36:32,126 --> 00:36:34,729 Mark gets done kicking ass. 766 00:36:34,762 --> 00:36:36,130 Ooh, there's one. 767 00:36:36,164 --> 00:36:37,899 Make them cry. 768 00:36:37,932 --> 00:36:39,167 You know what? 769 00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:42,436 You know, smoke and drink. 770 00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:45,606 Know your limits, I always say. 771 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,208 Well, I mean, I've said it, like, four times. 772 00:36:48,241 --> 00:36:50,277 Oh! 773 00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:52,312 Oh, that is game. 774 00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:53,114 That's game. 775 00:36:53,147 --> 00:36:54,281 That is game. 776 00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:56,551 You really do suck. 777 00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:57,852 You want to play another one? 778 00:36:57,885 --> 00:36:59,520 Oh, no. We're going to smoke break. 779 00:36:59,554 --> 00:37:01,089 - We're going to smoke. - Smoke break. 780 00:37:01,122 --> 00:37:02,489 We're going smoke the pot. - Whoa, whoa! 781 00:37:02,523 --> 00:37:03,691 You guys can't smoke in here. 782 00:37:03,725 --> 00:37:06,226 Dude, you were being so cool, man. 783 00:37:06,259 --> 00:37:07,161 I'm sorry, guys. 784 00:37:07,195 --> 00:37:08,596 If we smoke weed in here, my dad's 785 00:37:08,629 --> 00:37:11,599 going to freaking know I stole the keys. 786 00:37:11,632 --> 00:37:13,400 But rewind. 787 00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:15,136 My dad will know I stole the keys. 788 00:37:15,169 --> 00:37:15,937 Stole the keys. 789 00:37:15,970 --> 00:37:17,071 He Stole the keys? 790 00:37:17,105 --> 00:37:18,840 Like you're not-- we're not supposed to be here? 791 00:37:18,873 --> 00:37:20,808 Like you lied to me? 792 00:37:20,842 --> 00:37:23,010 Because if you did-- because mom will kill us. 793 00:37:23,044 --> 00:37:24,779 She'll kill me first, then she'll kill you. 794 00:37:24,812 --> 00:37:26,246 Might kill him. 795 00:37:26,279 --> 00:37:27,048 Wait-- 796 00:37:27,081 --> 00:37:28,583 Fuck it. 797 00:37:28,616 --> 00:37:30,283 You know what? She makes a strong case. 798 00:37:30,317 --> 00:37:31,284 Fuck it. Let's fuck it. 799 00:37:31,318 --> 00:37:32,452 You want to smoke some pot? 800 00:37:32,486 --> 00:37:33,821 Let's smoke some pot. 801 00:37:33,855 --> 00:37:34,856 Smoke some pot. 802 00:37:34,889 --> 00:37:36,356 We're going to smoke the pot. 803 00:37:36,389 --> 00:37:37,692 Are you going to smoke the pot? 804 00:37:37,725 --> 00:37:39,026 I've never smoked any pot. 805 00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:40,327 MIKE; He's not smoking pot. 806 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,129 You take it. 807 00:37:41,162 --> 00:37:42,230 I don't fucking want it. 808 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:43,064 I'll take it back. 809 00:37:43,097 --> 00:37:44,264 We're going to smoke the pot. 810 00:37:44,297 --> 00:37:45,833 We're you going to smoke some pot. 811 00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:47,769 Hey, you're about to smoke some pot. 812 00:37:47,802 --> 00:37:48,970 Everybody. Listen. 813 00:37:49,003 --> 00:37:50,037 What's up? 814 00:37:50,071 --> 00:37:51,506 If the girl's going to have sex with us, 815 00:37:51,539 --> 00:37:53,040 you can't just say things like that. 816 00:37:53,074 --> 00:37:54,942 You blew it. - Well, I didn't blow anything. 817 00:37:54,976 --> 00:37:56,577 - You're going to. - Where the fuck were you at? 818 00:37:56,611 --> 00:37:57,645 I needed a wingman. 819 00:37:57,678 --> 00:37:59,013 - No, you need-- - You weren't even there. 820 00:37:59,046 --> 00:38:00,280 You're like the shittiest wingman. 821 00:38:00,313 --> 00:38:01,381 --you need more than a wingman. 822 00:38:01,414 --> 00:38:02,717 But this is what I'm going to do for you. 823 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:04,451 I'm going to get some backup, some help. 824 00:38:04,484 --> 00:38:05,753 So you just-- just watch. 825 00:38:05,787 --> 00:38:06,554 You just-- 826 00:38:06,587 --> 00:38:07,622 Are you going to pull-- 827 00:38:07,655 --> 00:38:09,524 pull your data out of the trunk or what? 828 00:38:09,557 --> 00:38:10,691 My what? 829 00:38:10,725 --> 00:38:12,359 Maybe. 830 00:38:12,392 --> 00:38:13,528 - You don't know. - I mean-- 831 00:38:13,561 --> 00:38:14,796 - Here. - Just. 832 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:19,066 Look at it. 833 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:21,002 Oh! 834 00:38:21,035 --> 00:38:22,335 Yes. 835 00:38:22,369 --> 00:38:23,137 Fuck yeah, dude. 836 00:38:23,171 --> 00:38:24,172 Travel bong. 837 00:38:24,205 --> 00:38:26,674 Everybody needs a fucking travel bong. 838 00:38:26,707 --> 00:38:28,441 That's right. Everybody needs a travel bong. 839 00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:29,911 So what are we going to do with that travel bong? 840 00:38:29,944 --> 00:38:31,646 We're going to smoke some pot. 841 00:38:31,679 --> 00:38:33,548 Hey, everybody smoke some pot! Woo! 842 00:38:33,581 --> 00:38:35,315 We're going to smoke some pot. 843 00:38:35,348 --> 00:38:36,117 Doo-doo. 844 00:38:36,150 --> 00:38:37,952 Everybody smoke some pot! 845 00:38:37,985 --> 00:38:39,386 Yeah. Ding! 846 00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:41,689 Now, these two dudes, these are my kind of people. 847 00:38:41,722 --> 00:38:43,724 They're burnouts. 848 00:38:43,758 --> 00:38:44,592 Hurtful. 849 00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:45,392 Not OK. 850 00:38:45,425 --> 00:38:48,361 I'm not a burnout. 851 00:38:48,395 --> 00:38:53,400 Anyways, so these two are sitting around the fire pit 852 00:38:53,433 --> 00:38:56,804 just like this one. 853 00:39:00,174 --> 00:39:02,710 I can't believe she fucking lied to me, man. 854 00:39:02,743 --> 00:39:05,947 Like, if I would've wrecked my van on the way here, 855 00:39:05,980 --> 00:39:07,782 maybe got fucked up, I'd have been real mad. 856 00:39:07,815 --> 00:39:09,016 Yeah, yeah, man. I was there. 857 00:39:09,050 --> 00:39:10,218 I know. 858 00:39:10,251 --> 00:39:11,219 Can I have that, please? 859 00:39:11,252 --> 00:39:12,286 - What, this? - The bong. 860 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:13,254 Yeah. 861 00:39:13,287 --> 00:39:15,022 I just named my wiener bong, though. 862 00:39:15,056 --> 00:39:16,389 That's great. Is it green? 863 00:39:16,423 --> 00:39:17,525 Because I want the green. 864 00:39:17,558 --> 00:39:19,227 Don't act like you don't care about my van, man. 865 00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:20,595 I was there, man. 866 00:39:20,628 --> 00:39:21,729 - Can I join you guys? - No. 867 00:39:21,762 --> 00:39:23,164 Hey, you want this bong? 868 00:39:23,197 --> 00:39:25,166 How does this work? 869 00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:27,835 Oh, you never-- you never hit a bong before? 870 00:39:27,869 --> 00:39:29,170 She's never hit a bong before. 871 00:39:29,203 --> 00:39:30,671 You want to do a bong? 872 00:39:30,705 --> 00:39:32,073 All right, here we go. 873 00:39:32,106 --> 00:39:33,507 Let me get behind you. 874 00:39:33,541 --> 00:39:35,243 You hang onto the shaft. 875 00:39:35,276 --> 00:39:36,443 OK. 876 00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:37,979 So what I'm going to do is I'm going to light it, 877 00:39:38,012 --> 00:39:39,479 and you're going to stick your face in there, 878 00:39:39,513 --> 00:39:40,848 and you're just going to suck it. 879 00:39:40,882 --> 00:39:42,984 I just suck on it? 880 00:39:43,017 --> 00:39:46,153 Yeah, you just suck really, really, really hard. 881 00:39:46,187 --> 00:39:47,221 Are you ready? 882 00:39:47,255 --> 00:39:48,356 Give it a shot. 883 00:39:48,421 --> 00:39:50,057 Feel like you're going to be a natural. 884 00:39:50,091 --> 00:39:50,858 Watch your hands. 885 00:39:50,892 --> 00:39:53,194 I'm going to light it. 886 00:39:53,227 --> 00:39:55,863 Suck, suck, suck, suck. 887 00:39:55,897 --> 00:39:56,764 Oh, there you go. 888 00:39:56,797 --> 00:39:57,565 There you go. 889 00:39:57,598 --> 00:39:58,465 Take it like a champ. 890 00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:00,735 Are you-- 891 00:40:00,768 --> 00:40:03,804 Are you OK? 892 00:40:03,838 --> 00:40:04,939 There she goes, man. 893 00:40:04,972 --> 00:40:06,540 That bitch never done a bong before. 894 00:40:06,574 --> 00:40:08,242 I haven't done a bong tonight. Let me see this. 895 00:40:08,276 --> 00:40:09,810 - This-- this? - No, dude, the bong. 896 00:40:09,844 --> 00:40:11,411 We're back at the penis thing again. 897 00:40:11,444 --> 00:40:12,780 Look-- 898 00:40:26,961 --> 00:40:31,498 Oh, you're doing such a good job bonging that hit of the-- 899 00:40:31,532 --> 00:40:33,234 Oh, thank you so much. 900 00:40:33,267 --> 00:40:34,802 Oh, God. I peed in that. 901 00:41:04,732 --> 00:41:06,701 Are you going to make it there, champ? 902 00:41:06,734 --> 00:41:07,500 Yeah. 903 00:41:14,675 --> 00:41:20,147 So wait, the slutty girl died before she got to get slutty? 904 00:41:20,181 --> 00:41:21,148 Jesus! 905 00:41:21,182 --> 00:41:23,384 Really? 906 00:41:23,417 --> 00:41:29,423 Imagine someone being killed less than hundred feet from you, 907 00:41:29,457 --> 00:41:33,961 and you never even heard a thing. 908 00:41:33,995 --> 00:41:35,096 Hey! 909 00:41:35,129 --> 00:41:38,065 This is fucking cached, man. 910 00:41:38,099 --> 00:41:39,633 I don't have any money. 911 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:41,168 No, no, no. 912 00:41:41,202 --> 00:41:42,336 The bowl, man. 913 00:41:42,370 --> 00:41:45,272 So sorry. 914 00:41:45,306 --> 00:41:46,741 What do you want me to do about it? 915 00:41:46,774 --> 00:41:47,641 You got some weed? 916 00:41:47,675 --> 00:41:48,642 I do. 917 00:41:48,676 --> 00:41:51,278 Well, where is it? 918 00:41:51,312 --> 00:41:52,446 I don't know. 919 00:41:53,681 --> 00:41:55,416 Can you check your pockets, you fucking pothead? 920 00:41:55,449 --> 00:41:56,250 I'm really high. 921 00:41:56,283 --> 00:41:57,852 I can't feel my face right now. 922 00:41:57,885 --> 00:41:58,652 Oh. 923 00:41:58,686 --> 00:41:59,887 Well, I'm not really high. 924 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:00,855 And it would be great-- 925 00:42:00,888 --> 00:42:02,223 If you couldn't feel your face? 926 00:42:02,256 --> 00:42:03,457 I can feel your face for you. 927 00:42:03,491 --> 00:42:06,127 I think I left the pot in the cabin. 928 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,161 Are you-- 929 00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:08,029 Yeah. 930 00:42:08,062 --> 00:42:09,330 You want to go get that? - No. 931 00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:10,131 Chop, chop. 932 00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:11,866 You go fucking get it. 933 00:42:11,899 --> 00:42:12,700 Oh, but I can't. 934 00:42:12,733 --> 00:42:13,701 I didn't leave it. 935 00:42:13,734 --> 00:42:14,769 Yeah. 936 00:42:14,802 --> 00:42:17,705 No, that's-- I can't feel my feet either. 937 00:42:17,738 --> 00:42:18,939 Like, I don't think they work. 938 00:42:18,973 --> 00:42:19,974 Like, am I moving them? 939 00:42:20,007 --> 00:42:21,108 Are they moving? 940 00:42:21,142 --> 00:42:24,245 A little bit. 941 00:42:24,278 --> 00:42:25,980 You're fucking idiot. 942 00:42:26,013 --> 00:42:27,381 Thank you. 943 00:42:27,415 --> 00:42:28,382 Can I have the thing? 944 00:42:28,416 --> 00:42:29,183 What? 945 00:42:29,216 --> 00:42:29,984 The thingy thing? 946 00:42:30,017 --> 00:42:30,785 Oh, the lighter. 947 00:42:30,818 --> 00:42:32,053 Yeah, yeah. 948 00:42:32,086 --> 00:42:32,853 Oh, I got it. 949 00:42:36,257 --> 00:42:37,625 God damn it. 950 00:42:37,658 --> 00:42:39,727 Babe, we gotta get the cups off the table quicker. 951 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,564 It's not my fault. Just chug what you got. 952 00:42:43,597 --> 00:42:44,799 That's game. 953 00:42:44,832 --> 00:42:46,367 Yeah. 954 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,201 Eat a dick. 955 00:42:57,011 --> 00:42:58,879 What are you doing? 956 00:42:58,913 --> 00:43:00,714 Huh? 957 00:43:00,748 --> 00:43:06,087 What are you doing? 958 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,189 What's he doing? 959 00:43:08,222 --> 00:43:10,591 Oh, weed. 960 00:43:10,624 --> 00:43:12,359 Your brother said he left his weed in here. 961 00:43:12,393 --> 00:43:13,661 Have you guys seen it anywhere? 962 00:43:13,694 --> 00:43:15,564 No, man, I haven't seen anything. 963 00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:17,264 Oh, perfect. 964 00:43:17,298 --> 00:43:19,433 Of course. 965 00:43:19,467 --> 00:43:22,002 Oh, Mikey. 966 00:43:22,036 --> 00:43:26,307 I think I found the weed, Mikey. 967 00:43:29,343 --> 00:43:30,545 We're going to do this right. 968 00:43:34,215 --> 00:43:38,686 Mikey, I found the weed. 969 00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,821 I'm going to smoke some pot. 970 00:43:40,855 --> 00:43:42,823 Hey, I'm going to smoke some pot. 971 00:43:42,857 --> 00:43:43,592 Here I go. 972 00:43:43,624 --> 00:43:45,292 I'm on to take it out. 973 00:43:45,326 --> 00:43:47,228 Oh, I'm going to put it in. 974 00:43:47,261 --> 00:43:49,564 Yeah, I'm going to smoke the weed. 975 00:43:49,598 --> 00:43:51,765 Oh, here I go again. 976 00:43:51,799 --> 00:43:55,803 Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 977 00:44:10,251 --> 00:44:11,919 Oh, my gosh. 978 00:44:11,952 --> 00:44:13,320 I love this song. 979 00:44:15,923 --> 00:44:16,724 Hey, Luke. 980 00:44:16,757 --> 00:44:18,259 Hey. 981 00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:20,661 I have a game we can play. 982 00:44:20,694 --> 00:44:21,530 Yeah? 983 00:44:21,563 --> 00:44:24,698 We should go to our cabin. 984 00:44:24,732 --> 00:44:25,499 What? 985 00:44:43,050 --> 00:44:45,319 You are going to bed? 986 00:44:51,425 --> 00:44:52,259 Come with me. 987 00:45:08,776 --> 00:45:09,544 Come here. 988 00:45:21,121 --> 00:45:21,956 That's there. 989 00:45:36,470 --> 00:45:39,406 I know. 990 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:43,911 I can't believe which side I'm on this, but are you sure 991 00:45:43,944 --> 00:45:47,748 you want to do this already? 992 00:45:47,781 --> 00:45:50,050 Are you not? 993 00:45:50,084 --> 00:45:54,355 I mean, it's not like we're strangers. 994 00:45:54,388 --> 00:45:59,159 We've known each other for a few years now, 995 00:45:59,193 --> 00:46:04,798 and I've liked you for a while now. 996 00:46:04,832 --> 00:46:08,135 You make some really good points. 997 00:46:46,307 --> 00:46:49,276 Where the fuck is it? 998 00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:50,110 Fuck! 999 00:46:52,946 --> 00:46:55,517 I swear to God, fucking couch. 1000 00:46:55,550 --> 00:46:58,285 I really don't remember seeing any weed in here. 1001 00:46:58,319 --> 00:46:59,654 Yeah, man. 1002 00:46:59,688 --> 00:47:01,556 You sure Mark doesn't have it? 1003 00:47:01,589 --> 00:47:03,090 Nah. 1004 00:47:03,123 --> 00:47:05,660 He checked. 1005 00:47:05,694 --> 00:47:06,493 What? 1006 00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:11,298 Hey. 1007 00:47:11,332 --> 00:47:13,535 You want? 1008 00:47:13,568 --> 00:47:16,337 Yeah. 1009 00:47:16,370 --> 00:47:17,539 You're killing the mood. 1010 00:47:17,572 --> 00:47:18,573 Get the fuck out, please. 1011 00:47:23,712 --> 00:47:25,647 All right, meat man. 1012 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,082 Don't be a fool. 1013 00:47:28,115 --> 00:47:28,882 Grab your tools. 1014 00:47:35,189 --> 00:47:36,758 Oh, kids. 1015 00:47:36,791 --> 00:47:37,692 Cute kids. 1016 00:47:50,538 --> 00:47:52,373 God damn. 1017 00:47:52,406 --> 00:47:54,542 Oh! 1018 00:47:54,576 --> 00:48:00,447 You spoiled ass rich kids sure know how to get the good shit. 1019 00:48:00,481 --> 00:48:03,117 Oh, look over here. 1020 00:48:12,459 --> 00:48:13,260 Hello. 1021 00:48:16,397 --> 00:48:17,599 Housekeeping. 1022 00:48:17,632 --> 00:48:19,400 You want me to-- 1023 00:48:19,433 --> 00:48:20,901 what the fuck! 1024 00:48:25,774 --> 00:48:26,541 Fuck. 1025 00:48:26,574 --> 00:48:27,408 No! 1026 00:48:50,899 --> 00:48:52,199 That's it. 1027 00:48:52,232 --> 00:48:54,501 That's all I can take, and I won't take no more. 1028 00:48:54,536 --> 00:48:56,136 Fuck me. 1029 00:48:56,170 --> 00:48:57,471 Why? 1030 00:48:57,505 --> 00:48:59,841 Just when all the action just started getting started. 1031 00:48:59,874 --> 00:49:01,442 Yeah. What's your problem now? 1032 00:49:01,475 --> 00:49:02,943 What's the problem? 1033 00:49:02,976 --> 00:49:04,378 What's the fucking problem? 1034 00:49:04,411 --> 00:49:06,146 Are you kidding me right now? 1035 00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:07,247 OK. 1036 00:49:07,281 --> 00:49:09,116 So you mean to tell me that this dude just 1037 00:49:09,149 --> 00:49:12,453 gets dragged into a cabin in the middle of the night, 1038 00:49:12,486 --> 00:49:15,355 mere feet away from two other people, 1039 00:49:15,389 --> 00:49:17,458 and then proceeds to get his entire fucking 1040 00:49:17,491 --> 00:49:19,894 face rearranged into a bowl of spaghetti, 1041 00:49:19,928 --> 00:49:22,262 and nobody hears a goddamn peep? 1042 00:49:22,296 --> 00:49:23,997 Oh, shit. 1043 00:49:24,031 --> 00:49:26,634 That's why he was there in the first place. 1044 00:49:26,668 --> 00:49:29,504 He killed those two before he killed that guy. 1045 00:49:29,537 --> 00:49:30,905 Oh, did him? 1046 00:49:30,939 --> 00:49:32,674 Did him murder the other two first? 1047 00:49:32,707 --> 00:49:34,074 Oh! 1048 00:49:34,107 --> 00:49:36,310 That, boys and girls, is what we call really fucking convenient. 1049 00:49:36,343 --> 00:49:39,848 OK, that was my bad. 1050 00:49:39,881 --> 00:49:43,952 So in the other cabin, David and Sarah are starting 1051 00:49:43,984 --> 00:49:45,553 to get a little hot and heavy. 1052 00:50:06,106 --> 00:50:09,176 My phone just died. 1053 00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:12,780 Babe, will go out to the car and get my charger? 1054 00:50:12,814 --> 00:50:15,550 I can't go out there like this. 1055 00:50:15,583 --> 00:50:17,986 Are you really going to make me go out there by myself? 1056 00:50:18,018 --> 00:50:19,654 Oh, come on. 1057 00:50:19,687 --> 00:50:22,222 Mark and Morgan are out there. 1058 00:50:22,256 --> 00:50:23,056 Fine. 1059 00:51:09,604 --> 00:51:11,539 Hey, Mark, have you seen Morgan? 1060 00:51:14,809 --> 00:51:17,745 Oh, fuck! 1061 00:51:26,186 --> 00:51:27,154 Sarah. Sarah! 1062 00:51:27,187 --> 00:51:28,221 Sarah! Stop! 1063 00:51:28,255 --> 00:51:29,356 Stop! 1064 00:51:29,389 --> 00:51:31,291 He's dead. 1065 00:51:31,325 --> 00:51:32,092 He's dead. 1066 00:51:32,125 --> 00:51:32,894 Who's dead. 1067 00:51:32,927 --> 00:51:33,728 What's going on? 1068 00:51:33,761 --> 00:51:34,529 It's Mark. 1069 00:51:38,365 --> 00:51:40,233 Come on. 1070 00:51:40,267 --> 00:51:43,504 We can't leave them here. 1071 00:51:43,538 --> 00:51:44,872 OK, let's get the others. 1072 00:51:44,906 --> 00:51:45,707 Come on. 1073 00:51:56,383 --> 00:51:57,217 Fuck. 1074 00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:58,185 Mark has the keys. 1075 00:51:58,218 --> 00:51:58,987 Shit! 1076 00:51:59,020 --> 00:52:00,454 Shit! 1077 00:52:00,487 --> 00:52:02,389 Who's that? 1078 00:52:04,191 --> 00:52:05,893 What the fuck? 1079 00:52:05,927 --> 00:52:08,663 So they take off, and they're running through the camp 1080 00:52:08,696 --> 00:52:12,432 and into the woods in search of some help. 1081 00:52:12,466 --> 00:52:15,069 But where do they go in the middle of nowhere? 1082 00:52:15,103 --> 00:52:18,006 They had no idea where they were going, 1083 00:52:18,039 --> 00:52:20,508 but they knew they couldn't stop. 1084 00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:23,578 But finally, they saw the barn that's behind me. 1085 00:52:23,611 --> 00:52:25,680 And they knew they were out of options. 1086 00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:29,349 Come on. 1087 00:52:37,357 --> 00:52:40,628 Look, there's a light in the park. 1088 00:52:59,346 --> 00:53:04,184 Babe, I think this is the place. 1089 00:53:04,217 --> 00:53:05,887 What place? 1090 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,487 The place it happened. 1091 00:53:10,390 --> 00:53:13,728 Come on, let's find a place to hide. 1092 00:53:37,250 --> 00:53:38,019 We got to hide. 1093 00:54:07,682 --> 00:54:08,850 I think that was a cop car. 1094 00:54:11,384 --> 00:54:12,854 Stay here, OK? 1095 00:54:12,887 --> 00:54:14,622 I'm going to go see if I can flag him out. 1096 00:54:14,655 --> 00:54:15,723 No, no, no, no, babe. No. 1097 00:54:15,757 --> 00:54:19,127 I need-- I need to try, please. 1098 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:19,927 I love you. 1099 00:54:30,337 --> 00:54:33,574 Sir, can I see some identification? 1100 00:54:33,608 --> 00:54:34,542 The fuck for? 1101 00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:35,910 I ain't done nothing wrong. 1102 00:54:35,943 --> 00:54:37,078 No need, Wilson. 1103 00:54:37,111 --> 00:54:37,879 This here's Tony. 1104 00:55:10,878 --> 00:55:14,081 Tony, you know we can't have you out here scaring people. 1105 00:55:14,115 --> 00:55:16,017 I'm only out here to warn them. 1106 00:55:16,050 --> 00:55:17,852 Warn them about what? 1107 00:55:17,885 --> 00:55:20,555 Mr. Buzzkill, the guy that fucked up my face. 1108 00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:26,093 OK, we got to go. 1109 00:55:26,127 --> 00:55:26,894 We got to go now. 1110 00:58:23,304 --> 00:58:25,906 And that's what happened at the Gorge 1111 00:58:25,940 --> 00:58:33,347 Summer Camp massacre in 2018. 1112 00:58:33,381 --> 00:58:35,282 You all see this guy? 1113 00:58:35,316 --> 00:58:37,885 Look at him. 1114 00:58:37,918 --> 00:58:41,022 After reading all of my uncle's reports, 1115 00:58:41,055 --> 00:58:43,691 they were barely able to find enough of the kids 1116 00:58:43,724 --> 00:58:46,193 to even identify them. 1117 00:58:46,227 --> 00:58:51,732 And it's speculated that he was just eating everyone he killed. 1118 00:58:51,766 --> 00:58:54,201 So why the fuck haven't any of us ever heard this before? 1119 00:58:54,235 --> 00:58:55,436 Really? 1120 00:58:55,469 --> 00:58:58,072 Haven't you noticed that Silver Grove, kind of, like 1121 00:58:58,105 --> 00:58:59,740 sweeps things under the rug. 1122 00:58:59,774 --> 00:59:01,075 I mean, think about it. 1123 00:59:01,108 --> 00:59:03,711 The housing development that they never finished, 1124 00:59:03,744 --> 00:59:06,247 that's less than two miles from here. 1125 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:10,818 And the Gorge Summer Camp, I mean, for fuck's sakes. 1126 00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:13,621 David's father literally bought it just 1127 00:59:13,654 --> 00:59:15,956 so no one else could reopen it. 1128 00:59:15,990 --> 00:59:17,691 Think about this town and how things have 1129 00:59:17,725 --> 00:59:20,161 been for the past 20 years. 1130 00:59:20,194 --> 00:59:24,565 I mean, any school affiliated event is over before dark. 1131 00:59:24,598 --> 00:59:25,666 Yup. 1132 00:59:25,699 --> 00:59:28,202 And haven't you guys noticed that almost all 1133 00:59:28,235 --> 00:59:29,870 of the shops and gas stations around 1134 00:59:29,904 --> 00:59:31,572 here are closed by 8:00 PM? 1135 00:59:31,605 --> 00:59:35,342 Oh, and Lucky's Tavern closed right after the bartender 1136 00:59:35,376 --> 00:59:37,344 went missing. 1137 00:59:37,378 --> 00:59:38,646 All right. 1138 00:59:38,679 --> 00:59:43,350 Well, although 75% of your story was bullshit, 1139 00:59:43,384 --> 00:59:45,920 I guess some stuff does add up. 1140 00:59:48,557 --> 00:59:53,627 To the victims of Mr. Buzzkill. 1141 00:59:53,661 --> 00:59:56,464 Get up, asshat. 1142 00:59:56,497 --> 00:59:59,800 Cheers. 1143 00:59:59,834 --> 01:00:00,601 Cheers. 1144 01:00:00,634 --> 01:00:01,435 Cheers. 1145 01:00:09,110 --> 01:00:10,811 What are y'all doing here? 1146 01:00:10,845 --> 01:00:12,046 This is private property. 1147 01:00:12,079 --> 01:00:13,714 Just hanging out. 1148 01:00:13,747 --> 01:00:14,549 Relaxing. 1149 01:00:17,818 --> 01:00:19,787 Yeah, I bet you are. 1150 01:00:19,820 --> 01:00:20,888 Yeah. 1151 01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:22,456 There's always people up here celebrating 1152 01:00:22,490 --> 01:00:26,794 or trying to investigate this here massacre. 1153 01:00:26,827 --> 01:00:29,763 OK, it's time to get your shit together. 1154 01:00:55,189 --> 01:00:58,125 I ain't scared of you. 1155 01:00:58,159 --> 01:01:05,266 You're just a figment of my imagination. 1156 01:01:05,299 --> 01:01:06,066 You want a beer? 1157 01:01:33,628 --> 01:01:35,630 What you have just witnessed 1158 01:01:35,664 --> 01:01:37,831 is a recreation of true events. 1159 01:01:37,865 --> 01:01:40,734 The names have been changed to protect the innocent. 1160 01:01:40,768 --> 01:01:44,104 Silver Grove, a quaint, forgotten town hidden deep 1161 01:01:44,138 --> 01:01:46,106 in the hills, had been living in the shadow 1162 01:01:46,140 --> 01:01:47,676 of its own horrific past. 1163 01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:50,579 On the night of October 30th, 1998, 1164 01:01:50,612 --> 01:01:53,347 the town was forever marked by a brutal massacre, 1165 01:01:53,380 --> 01:01:56,483 an event so shocking that it left the community shattered 1166 01:01:56,518 --> 01:01:58,052 and its residents haunted. 1167 01:01:58,085 --> 01:01:59,853 The town has tried to bury the memories, 1168 01:01:59,887 --> 01:02:02,089 but they linger, dark and twisted, 1169 01:02:02,122 --> 01:02:05,259 like the shadows that stretch across the decaying barns 1170 01:02:05,292 --> 01:02:06,661 and forgotten streets. 1171 01:02:06,695 --> 01:02:10,297 The massacre, still unsolved, left the town's spirit broken. 1172 01:02:10,331 --> 01:02:13,033 Many believed it was Jacob Turner, known to those 1173 01:02:13,067 --> 01:02:15,236 who feared him as Mr. Buzzkill. 1174 01:02:15,269 --> 01:02:19,406 Turner vanished without a trace that blood-filled night in 1998. 1175 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,076 His whereabouts have been unknown ever since. 1176 01:02:22,109 --> 01:02:26,480 In 2024, 26 years later, Silver Grove would once again face 1177 01:02:26,514 --> 01:02:27,982 the terror it tried to forget. 1178 01:02:28,015 --> 01:02:30,784 On the anniversary of the 1998 massacre, 1179 01:02:30,818 --> 01:02:33,754 six more lives were tragically lost in Silver Grove. 1180 01:02:33,787 --> 01:02:36,857 Their deaths striking the town with an eerie familiarity. 1181 01:02:36,890 --> 01:02:39,226 The victims were Andy Wilson, a young clerk 1182 01:02:39,260 --> 01:02:40,761 at the local video gallery. 1183 01:02:40,794 --> 01:02:43,565 Marie and Jessica Edgewood, sisters, whose family 1184 01:02:43,598 --> 01:02:46,133 had served as the backbone of the Silver Grove Police 1185 01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:47,801 Department for generations. 1186 01:02:47,835 --> 01:02:50,271 Carrie King, a dedicated preschool teacher 1187 01:02:50,304 --> 01:02:52,072 beloved by her students. 1188 01:02:52,106 --> 01:02:54,408 Josh Manning, a mechanic who had only recently 1189 01:02:54,441 --> 01:02:56,377 moved to town trying to start a new life, 1190 01:02:56,410 --> 01:02:59,614 but found himself caught in the horrors of the town's past. 1191 01:02:59,648 --> 01:03:02,584 Dale Jones, the reclusive groundskeeper of the old grove 1192 01:03:02,617 --> 01:03:04,985 barn, a man whose connection to the building 1193 01:03:05,019 --> 01:03:07,488 was as mysterious as the land itself. 1194 01:03:07,522 --> 01:03:09,189 Their bodies were discovered scattered 1195 01:03:09,223 --> 01:03:10,991 across the abandoned outskirts. 1196 01:03:11,025 --> 01:03:12,761 The signs were unmistakable. 1197 01:03:12,793 --> 01:03:15,597 The terror that had gripped Silver Grove years ago 1198 01:03:15,630 --> 01:03:16,564 had returned. 1199 01:03:16,598 --> 01:03:17,865 But this time, there was something 1200 01:03:17,898 --> 01:03:19,534 more, something darker. 1201 01:03:19,567 --> 01:03:22,269 The authorities discovered a single chilling clue, 1202 01:03:22,303 --> 01:03:24,706 a torn piece of clothing with Jacob Turner's 1203 01:03:24,739 --> 01:03:26,541 name written in faded ink. 1204 01:03:26,574 --> 01:03:29,544 Many believed he had returned, but no one could be sure. 1205 01:03:29,577 --> 01:03:32,313 With his disappearance in 1998, no one knew 1206 01:03:32,346 --> 01:03:34,348 whether he was dead or alive. 1207 01:03:34,381 --> 01:03:36,718 Was Jacob Turner the killer, or was something 1208 01:03:36,751 --> 01:03:39,286 else lurking in the shadows of Silver Grove, 1209 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:41,088 waiting to claim more victims? 1210 01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:44,693 The town of Silver Grove is now a ghost of its former self, 1211 01:03:44,726 --> 01:03:47,328 remaining empty and silent, except for the wind 1212 01:03:47,361 --> 01:03:50,732 that whispers through the rusted signs and crumbling buildings. 1213 01:03:50,765 --> 01:03:52,567 For those few who still remember, 1214 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,669 Silver Grove will never be the same. 1215 01:03:54,703 --> 01:03:58,072 The town's legacy of violence lives on, its future uncertain. 1216 01:03:58,105 --> 01:04:00,007 But one thing is clear, Silver Grove 1217 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:02,142 will forever be haunted by what happened 1218 01:04:02,176 --> 01:04:04,044 and who may still be out there. 1219 01:07:00,588 --> 01:07:03,190 Scene 1, Travis sucks donkey dick. 1220 01:07:03,223 --> 01:07:04,124 Yeah, he does. 1221 01:07:04,157 --> 01:07:04,959 That's true. 1222 01:07:04,993 --> 01:07:05,793 Fuck that guy. 1223 01:07:05,827 --> 01:07:07,427 Can't wait for this scene. 1224 01:07:07,461 --> 01:07:09,831 Welcome to the Donkey show, folks. 1225 01:07:09,864 --> 01:07:14,201 What if we don't connect on that level? 1226 01:07:16,436 --> 01:07:18,305 On the ding dong level? 1227 01:07:20,107 --> 01:07:21,408 Oh, OK. 1228 01:07:21,441 --> 01:07:22,442 It's fine. 1229 01:07:22,476 --> 01:07:23,443 Oh, shit! 1230 01:07:23,477 --> 01:07:25,479 Oh, shit. 1231 01:07:25,513 --> 01:07:26,548 This is so, so angry. 1232 01:07:26,581 --> 01:07:28,950 Now that Jacob's father was taken care of, 1233 01:07:28,983 --> 01:07:31,385 he knew what he had to do. 1234 01:07:31,418 --> 01:07:33,420 So he went to the keg party. 1235 01:07:33,453 --> 01:07:35,355 I just stared right at the camera. 1236 01:07:35,389 --> 01:07:36,991 I am so sorry. 1237 01:07:37,025 --> 01:07:39,126 Welcome to the club. 1238 01:07:57,879 --> 01:07:59,146 You kicked me in the face. 1239 01:07:59,179 --> 01:08:00,615 I totally kicked you in the face. 1240 01:08:00,648 --> 01:08:02,416 Did anybody bring any cereal? 1241 01:08:02,449 --> 01:08:04,284 Because I've smoked a lot of weed tonight, 1242 01:08:04,318 --> 01:08:06,420 and daddy wants some lucky charms. 1243 01:08:06,453 --> 01:08:08,155 I'm going to smoke some pot. 1244 01:08:08,188 --> 01:08:10,058 Hey, I'm going to smoke some pot. 1245 01:08:10,090 --> 01:08:10,892 Whoa! 1246 01:08:10,925 --> 01:08:12,192 Everybody smoke some pot. 1247 01:08:12,225 --> 01:08:13,093 No, just me. 1248 01:08:13,126 --> 01:08:13,861 Thank you. 1249 01:08:13,895 --> 01:08:14,729 Thank you everyone. 1250 01:08:14,762 --> 01:08:15,763 Thank you very much. 1251 01:08:15,797 --> 01:08:17,532 Let me just take this little. 1252 01:08:17,565 --> 01:08:18,332 Oh, hi. 1253 01:08:18,365 --> 01:08:19,132 Hello. 1254 01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:20,200 Oh, you're so cute. 1255 01:08:20,233 --> 01:08:22,369 That's right 1256 01:08:22,402 --> 01:08:25,840 This one's for the smokers and the tokers 1257 01:08:25,873 --> 01:08:26,874 Tell them, Mr. Bergman 1258 01:08:26,908 --> 01:08:29,276 It's time for the travel bong 1259 01:08:29,309 --> 01:08:31,713 We going to smoke some pot 1260 01:08:31,746 --> 01:08:33,948 Everybody smoke some pot 1261 01:08:33,982 --> 01:08:36,383 We going to smoke some pot 1262 01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,086 Everybody smoke some pot 1263 01:08:38,118 --> 01:08:38,886 Come on, man 1264 01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:41,488 We going to smoke some pot 1265 01:08:41,522 --> 01:08:43,524 Everybody smoke some pot 1266 01:08:43,558 --> 01:08:46,293 We going to smoke some pot. 1267 01:08:46,326 --> 01:08:48,062 Everybody smoke some pot 1268 01:08:48,096 --> 01:08:51,032 Now, everybody, just come with me as we 1269 01:08:51,065 --> 01:08:53,101 smoke by the fire with Mikey P 1270 01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:55,737 As he tries to get the bong, he talks about my wiener. 1271 01:08:55,770 --> 01:08:57,572 Hey, there. Oh, hey, Morgan. 1272 01:08:57,605 --> 01:08:58,973 What's that? What? 1273 01:08:59,007 --> 01:09:00,575 oh, you've never done a bong. 1274 01:09:00,608 --> 01:09:01,643 Well, come on over here. 1275 01:09:01,676 --> 01:09:02,944 This one's named dong. 1276 01:09:02,977 --> 01:09:05,079 Put your mouth on it, and suck real hard. 1277 01:09:05,113 --> 01:09:05,880 You're a pro. 1278 01:09:05,913 --> 01:09:06,681 Here we go. 1279 01:09:06,714 --> 01:09:07,782 Now everyone sing along. 1280 01:09:07,815 --> 01:09:10,217 We going to smoke some pot 1281 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:12,352 Everybody smoke some pot 1282 01:09:12,386 --> 01:09:14,789 We going to smoke some pot 1283 01:09:14,822 --> 01:09:16,624 Everybody smoke some pot 1284 01:09:16,658 --> 01:09:17,491 Come on, man 1285 01:09:17,525 --> 01:09:18,860 We going to smoke some pot. 1286 01:09:19,727 --> 01:09:21,929 Everybody smoke some pot 1287 01:09:21,963 --> 01:09:24,331 We going to smoke some pot 1288 01:09:24,364 --> 01:09:26,433 Everybody smoke some pot 1289 01:09:26,466 --> 01:09:28,102 Hey, yo, it's me, Mikey p 1290 01:09:28,136 --> 01:09:30,571 And I'm here to say I want that green, not your p 1291 01:09:30,605 --> 01:09:31,673 Pass that shit my way 1292 01:09:31,706 --> 01:09:33,641 I want to get high before we get killed 1293 01:09:33,675 --> 01:09:34,709 Say what? 1294 01:09:34,742 --> 01:09:37,244 Buzzkill's a legend, he's got that skill 1295 01:09:37,277 --> 01:09:38,546 But he don't need it 1296 01:09:38,579 --> 01:09:41,082 He's going to crush your face and eat it, gross 1297 01:09:41,115 --> 01:09:43,450 He's an animal and a cannibal 1298 01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:46,353 So let me get high before I die 1299 01:09:46,386 --> 01:09:48,690 We going to smoke some pot 1300 01:09:48,723 --> 01:09:50,725 Everybody smoke some pot 1301 01:09:50,758 --> 01:09:52,593 We going to smoke some pot 1302 01:09:52,627 --> 01:09:53,528 Hey, hey 1303 01:09:53,561 --> 01:09:54,629 Everybody smokes a pot 1304 01:09:54,662 --> 01:09:55,462 Come on, 1305 01:09:55,495 --> 01:09:57,999 Man we going to smoke some pot 1306 01:09:58,032 --> 01:09:59,767 Everybody smoke some pot 1307 01:09:59,801 --> 01:10:00,635 Tell them, Mikey 1308 01:10:00,668 --> 01:10:02,737 We going to smoke some pot 1309 01:10:02,770 --> 01:10:05,006 Everybody smoke some pot 1310 01:10:05,039 --> 01:10:06,941 We going to smoke some pot 1311 01:10:06,974 --> 01:10:07,809 What are we doing? 1312 01:10:07,842 --> 01:10:09,944 Everybody smoke some pot 1313 01:10:09,977 --> 01:10:11,713 We going to smoke some pot 1314 01:10:11,746 --> 01:10:12,547 That's right 1315 01:10:12,580 --> 01:10:14,048 Everybody smoke some pot 1316 01:10:14,082 --> 01:10:14,849 Come on, man 1317 01:10:14,882 --> 01:10:17,484 We going to smoke some pot 1318 01:10:17,518 --> 01:10:19,854 Everybody smokes pot 1319 01:10:19,887 --> 01:10:22,322 We going to smoke some pot 1320 01:10:22,355 --> 01:10:23,423 Everybody smoke some pot.