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Johnny!

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Oh my god!

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Oh shit! Oh my god! Every time I walk in
a room, that's what you're doing. Do you

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do anything besides jerk off?

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Um, yeah.

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Yeah? Like what? It's not like you have
a job. Why don't you get a job where

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your father works at Boomer Investments?
They got a 1% return last year, and only

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men that get 1% returns get women that
look like this.

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Oh.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah, I want to be a winner, right? I
don't want to be a loser.

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Call your father.

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Ask him for an internship.

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Move out of my house.

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You're right. I should ask him for an
internship.

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Yeah, I'm going to go do that. I'm not a
loser.

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Thank you. I'm not a loser.

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Maybe put some clothes on first.

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Okay, let's check this out.

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Let's do complete idiot

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guide to investing.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Let's download this app called
Robinwood.

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Looks interesting. I'm gonna download it
Okay, so I got it downloaded

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step one complete yes, I'm not a
complete failure Okay, let's see here

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Huh What

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are all these graphs

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Call

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Put option what is all that stuff, huh?

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Let me see some stocks I can buy

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Oh

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What what an interesting stock I thought
that company went out of business

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years ago, huh?

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Okay, I guess here goes nothing last $50

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Call

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late All right thinking

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now what

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Okay,

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I'm in the green I'm in the green hell
yeah

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I need to keep buying more stocks.

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Think, Johnny, think.

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My dad has an easy job. What the fuck?

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I've never seen so much money in my
life.

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Maybe some more before the market
closes.

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Holy shit.

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Whoa.

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I've never seen so many commas in my
life.

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Mom! Come here!

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Yeah, what?

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Oh my god.

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Who's the loser now?

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Let me get a closer look.

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Winner Oh Go

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all the way deep I get better returns of
my dad you better go all the

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way

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Worship it. Worship it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Tell me I get better returns than my
dad.

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Oh, God. You get so much better returns
than your daddy. Yeah. Tell me.

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I'm the man of the house now, right?

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Yes Yes,

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look on them for good luck maybe you can
get better returns on your investments

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I want to see that pussy.

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Yeah, let me give you a hug.

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Oh,

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yeah.

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Come on, look at you.

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It's all mine, right?

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That's all yours, sweetie.

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Aw, you got that 1% from me, didn't you?
Oh, I did.

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What do you want me to do?

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I want you to shove your cock in there.

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Tell me.

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Give me that cock.

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I want that 1% dick.

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Give me.

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Please. Please fuck me.

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Take this off.

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Let me see.

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Fuck you.

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Time intake.

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taking it to the moon.

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Oh, fuck yes.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, God. Oh, God.

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Yeah, you gotta take me to the moon

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Yeah, you don't want that

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Spread that out.

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I'm gonna take you to the moon for real
now.

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Because he sucks at it.

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bang bros

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Let me teach those kids to see.

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Oh, it tastes like citrusy.

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Let me fuck you like a street seller.

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Let me fuck you like a street seller.

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You ready?

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You ready for all that cum?

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Sorry, Dad.

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I guess your wife has a new boyfriend.

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Oh, oh, oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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You know what? I'm a little hungry after
fucking you.

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Can you go make me some tendies?

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Let me check on my portfolio.

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Fuck I'm in the red four hundred and
fifty three thousand dollars