1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:05,640 The guest star channel is standing by. The opening number is queued up on 2 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:06,640 monitor four. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,920 Fozzie Bear is on monitor seven, and the do -it -yourself network is showing how 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:11,920 to wax a mouse. 5 00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:15,600 Sounds fabulous, but you can shut it all down. What? We don't need them. 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,280 Tonight's special, it's Muppet Night at the Movies! 7 00:00:57,870 --> 00:00:59,510 Hi there, and welcome to our show. 8 00:01:00,550 --> 00:01:03,950 Did you ever see one of those old paintings of a bunch of dogs sitting 9 00:01:03,950 --> 00:01:04,929 playing cards? 10 00:01:04,930 --> 00:01:09,210 Well, that inspired us to create a whole city of dogs based on the style of the 11 00:01:09,210 --> 00:01:13,290 gangster movies of the 30s and 40s. We call it Dog City. 12 00:01:15,670 --> 00:01:21,530 Now, from the creators of Platypus Junction, Cow World, and Village of 13 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:24,830 comes an action film only one word can describe. 14 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,660 Presenting Dog City. 15 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:33,000 You have a crazy cat, I know. You see suspense. 16 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:35,740 Violence. 17 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:39,100 More violence. 18 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,500 Don't do a hoop for a quarter, sir. 19 00:01:43,780 --> 00:01:46,300 Catch a frisbee for a dime, ma 'am. 20 00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:52,760 Dog City, the world's first scratch and sniff gangster film. Beg to see it. I 21 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,700 love it. Makes no sense whatsoever. 22 00:01:57,770 --> 00:02:01,670 So make sure your dog is watching and settle back for a Muppet night at the 23 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:02,670 movies. 24 00:02:15,990 --> 00:02:20,310 Okay, Kermit, I've shut down all the satellite links except for our feature 25 00:02:20,310 --> 00:02:22,730 channel and this one. Oh, what's that? 26 00:02:22,930 --> 00:02:24,190 The old dog network. 27 00:02:24,810 --> 00:02:25,930 The shows are all dogs? 28 00:02:26,210 --> 00:02:30,830 No, the audience is all dogs. It seemed appropriate since our movie is called 29 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:31,830 Dog City. 30 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:33,930 Well, thank you, Digit, but we don't need it. 31 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:38,710 Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to sit back and watch the movie. 32 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:41,450 Mr. Kermit! Mr. Kermit, the film is lost! 33 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:43,170 What? Don't attack me! 34 00:02:43,670 --> 00:02:47,270 Vicki, I'm not attacking you. Well, they told us in film school that you stars 35 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:48,830 are given to uncontrollable rages. 36 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:50,250 Vicki, listen. 37 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:53,310 I'm merely surprised, not to mention panicked. 38 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,240 to hear that the film is not here. 39 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,080 Go look, Kermit! Yes, sir! 40 00:02:57,500 --> 00:03:00,900 They're starting to like the Old Dog Network, right? I like it. I love it. 41 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:02,020 Cueing. 42 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:09,680 The Old Dog Network now leaves the air so you can all switch over to Kermit the 43 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:13,340 Frog and watch his great movie, Dog City. 44 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,400 Terrific. Big help. 45 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:19,020 Digit, isn't there anything else on the air? You're in luck, Kermit. On the 46 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:22,340 Feature Film Channel, they're about to run a preview of my new movie. 47 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,478 You made a movie? 48 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,220 Yep. Better than nothing. 49 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:30,600 It's Bean Bunny in his first full -length feature. 50 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:32,100 Hi, everybody. 51 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:38,560 Our little Bean finds himself in a real jam this time when Evil McBad hatches a 52 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,280 plan that isn't very nice. 53 00:03:44,340 --> 00:03:50,120 I'm going to rid the world of cuteness and I'll begin with the biggest pile of 54 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,200 cuteness of them all. 55 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:53,220 bunny. 56 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:58,000 Uh -oh. Looks like our favorite bunny is going to be in real trouble. 57 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:04,100 But it all works out. And along the way, there'll be some new bean songs that 58 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:05,700 your heart will be singing for years. 59 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,420 Sometimes it's hard to be so cute. 60 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,160 Sometimes I just don't give a hoot. 61 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,920 But then I give my whistle a toot. 62 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:17,560 And I'm cute. 63 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:21,760 Coming soon to your neighborhood theater. 64 00:04:22,270 --> 00:04:24,230 Bean Bunny and the Cuteness Thief. 65 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:26,950 Sorry, me, Bean Bunny. 66 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:30,730 Hey, put that back on. 67 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:35,370 I'm sorry, Bean. My circuits were starting to corrode from too much 68 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:37,630 You didn't even wait to see the second preview. 69 00:04:37,850 --> 00:04:40,890 That one is only half of an all -Bean double feature. 70 00:04:41,230 --> 00:04:44,890 Well, I don't think I could take it. Oh, no, no, you'd love it. The second one 71 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:45,970 goes against my image. 72 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:49,230 Well, I don't know. I'm going to have to think this over. 73 00:05:09,190 --> 00:05:11,110 Rage has a new voice. 74 00:05:17,210 --> 00:05:19,250 Revenge has a new face. 75 00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:26,370 Bean Bowl. 76 00:05:31,690 --> 00:05:35,110 Now, cute has learned to kill. 77 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:41,510 Kind of a whole new image, huh? I can slash and burn and still be adorable. 78 00:05:42,230 --> 00:05:44,170 Vicki! Vicki, where's our film? 79 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:45,470 Maybe it's in the refrigerator. 80 00:05:47,550 --> 00:05:50,110 Kermit, the all -dog network is back on the air. 81 00:05:50,370 --> 00:05:51,930 I'll take it. Oh, yes. 82 00:05:52,930 --> 00:05:58,950 Well, it seems that Kermit the Frog has gone back on his promise to show... that 83 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:00,890 film classic, Dog City. 84 00:06:01,270 --> 00:06:03,190 I have not. It's just a delay. 85 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:09,830 However, we've obtained some behind -the -scene glimpses of the making of Dog 86 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:10,830 City. 87 00:06:13,430 --> 00:06:17,110 Okay, cut. Five minutes, everybody, then we'll do it for real. 88 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:22,130 The professional stunt dog, a vital player whose role is all too often 89 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:25,390 overlooked. But what about the dog behind the makeup? 90 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:31,370 How you doing? Excuse me, but aren't you a cat? 91 00:06:31,630 --> 00:06:35,550 Yeah, that's right, I'm a cat. Most of the stunt dogs in this business are 92 00:06:35,810 --> 00:06:36,890 Is that such a surprise? 93 00:06:37,270 --> 00:06:40,070 So the dogs know you're a cat. Doesn't that cause any problems? 94 00:06:40,490 --> 00:06:42,590 Yeah, we need separate dressing rooms. 95 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:47,830 No, seriously, this whole cats and dogs thing is a myth. We're professionals. 96 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:50,530 Oh, excuse me, it's magic time. 97 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,580 Yeah, we're doing the hammer scene now. Right over there. All right, let me just 98 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:55,580 get my face on here. 99 00:06:56,340 --> 00:06:57,440 Okay, let's rock and roll. 100 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:01,900 Can you see out of there? Not really. Just give me a moment here. Action. 101 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:04,780 you very much. I'll just... Cut. 102 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,300 What's the matter, little kitty cat? 103 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,660 Did we hit you too hard with this little hammer? 104 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,000 I'm fine, fine. 105 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:15,920 I love my work. 106 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:17,960 I'm just fine. 107 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:19,480 Is that you, Mom? 108 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:28,210 Later that day, we had a chance to witness more of the stunt cat's 109 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:32,090 Okay, guys, just one question. Is the mattress right below me? 110 00:07:33,170 --> 00:07:34,170 Oh, yeah. 111 00:07:34,970 --> 00:07:36,370 It's right below you now. 112 00:07:37,670 --> 00:07:38,750 Okay, action. 113 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:44,390 I'm okay. 114 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,050 Woof. 115 00:07:49,690 --> 00:07:53,070 The final stunt of the day was the most spectacular of all. 116 00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:56,590 And though our cameras were not there to record it, we can tell you it involves 117 00:07:56,590 --> 00:07:58,010 a giant steamroller. 118 00:07:58,350 --> 00:08:00,270 Oh, what was that? Was that okay for everyone? 119 00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:01,950 We can go again if you want. 120 00:08:03,130 --> 00:08:04,130 I'm fine. 121 00:08:04,510 --> 00:08:05,510 Really. 122 00:08:05,910 --> 00:08:06,910 Rock and roll. 123 00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:10,210 Well, behind the scenes, I'm Rover Cleveland. 124 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:12,690 Anybody have a bicycle pump? 125 00:08:13,950 --> 00:08:17,590 Well, that killed some time. Yes. Didn't do the cat much good either. 126 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:21,870 Here it is, Mr. Kermit. I found it. Oh, good. Where was it? It was in the film 127 00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:22,870 library. 128 00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:26,250 Really? Yeah. It'll just take me a minute to thread the projector. 129 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:29,330 Oh, great. A minute. Digit, what do we go to for a minute? 130 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:33,130 Oh, uh, well... Oh, 131 00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:35,830 oh, of course. 132 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:38,570 We'll be back with Dog City right after this. 133 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:12,900 Everybody wants to go down. 134 00:09:21,930 --> 00:09:24,710 Everybody wants to go. 135 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:40,330 We see the moon, we hear the howl. Stance the creatures on the prowl. If 136 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,070 glean much, we've looked that kill. 137 00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:44,350 What's it thinking of? Well, then it probably will. 138 00:09:44,670 --> 00:09:47,650 Top city. Everybody wants to go. Top city. 139 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:49,490 Everybody in the know. 140 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,890 Put your glad rags on. Bring lots of dough. 141 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:54,270 Hurry up, bro. Everybody wants to go. 142 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:57,910 You know the rules. 143 00:09:58,170 --> 00:09:59,810 No cash, no kibble. 144 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:10,760 What's the cat of the day? Persian. 145 00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:15,300 Longhairs make you cough, Rusty. We'll just split a diet tabby. Got it. 146 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,280 One diet tabby. 147 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:29,380 Well, this is it. Dog City, where the dogs are raining and the cats are 148 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:36,120 Yep, around here it's dog eat dog. Things can get pretty rough. Rough? 149 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:37,420 Inside joke. 150 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:44,770 Yep, you had to watch your tail back in the 1930s. Oh, that's 13 ,510 in dog 151 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:45,770 years. 152 00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:47,850 Oh, they love me here. 153 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:52,150 Now, this is a tune from my new album, Songs in the Key of Arf. 154 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:53,490 Arf! 155 00:10:55,550 --> 00:11:02,210 When a stranger walks in, every dog in the police smells trouble. 156 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,200 About five to be. 157 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:13,360 Personally, I'd say it smells more like mild consternation. Trouble has kind of 158 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,300 an acrid smell. Shut up! 159 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:16,960 Thanks, 160 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:21,100 but this stranger was none other than our hero, Ace You. 161 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,760 That's Ace You, get it? 162 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,220 Boy, if that isn't a setup for a gag, I don't know what is. 163 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,620 Are you Bubba the bartender? 164 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:32,000 Maybe. Who wants to know? 165 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,200 I'm you. 166 00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:33,869 You're me? 167 00:11:33,870 --> 00:11:35,270 No, you. Why you? 168 00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:36,449 Why I? 169 00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:38,290 Look, it's simple. You is me. 170 00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:39,550 You is you? 171 00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:41,150 Right. So who is me? 172 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,550 Oh, who is you? 173 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:43,750 Pleased to meet you, who? 174 00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:45,130 Now I'm confused. 175 00:11:45,650 --> 00:11:50,270 But you used to be who? What? Call me Ace. Look, Ace, don't play games with 176 00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:51,249 Hold on. 177 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,910 It's all right here, you see? 178 00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:58,930 Hey, come on. Do I look dumb enough to pull out a gun in a place like this? 179 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,240 Ask a stupid question. 180 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,760 What? 181 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:15,540 Sorry, folks. In dog talk, that's what we call chasing a shtick. 182 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:20,020 Look, it's the deed to this place. I inherited it from my Uncle Harry. 183 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,960 I'm the new owner. Let me see that. 184 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:25,900 Oh, hey, Shoo. 185 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,180 Good night. 186 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,060 Old Harry was your uncle. 187 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,100 He never said nothing about family. 188 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:33,220 Why'd he leave the doghouse to you? 189 00:12:33,690 --> 00:12:37,110 I was hoping you'd tell me. I didn't even know I had an Uncle Harry. 190 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:44,010 Tell me, Bubba, how... How... How... 191 00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:49,110 In what manner did he die? 192 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:51,170 Police said it was an accident. 193 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:55,730 Said he put on a lead swimsuit by mistake and then accidentally stabbed 194 00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:56,930 on the way off the roof. 195 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,550 Hey, that's enough. 196 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,780 But the real story is it was them. 197 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:05,000 Harry wouldn't pay them the profits from the doghouse, so them got angry. 198 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:09,140 You mean they got angry? Why should they get angry? It was Bugsy that killed 199 00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:10,260 them. Bugsy who? 200 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:11,780 No, Bugsy them. 201 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:13,200 Oh, now I'm confused. 202 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:17,500 But you used to be you. Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this. 203 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,079 Bugsy them. 204 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,080 That's right, folks. 205 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,080 Yet another cheap joke name. 206 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,480 Bugsy's such a major gangster, they print the same newspaper story every 207 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,680 and you just fill in the crimes. 208 00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:32,580 Yeah, Bugsy then owns every kibble in every bit of Dog City. 209 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,240 Either you cough up your profits, or you'll be coughing up seaweed like your 210 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,179 Uncle Harry. 211 00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:40,120 Yeah, he's right, eh? I'd pay up if I were you. 212 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,300 Oh, yeah? Well, you're not me, because I'm you, and you don't care what them 213 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,300 wants, get it? 214 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:47,539 No, not really. 215 00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:51,560 Oh, what I mean is, whether Bugsy them likes it or not, the profits from this 216 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:55,400 place are going to build a quarter way home for the orphans. You mean a half 217 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,260 home? One step at a time, Bubba. 218 00:13:57,540 --> 00:14:00,440 Bugsy them's sure going to be ticked off when he hears about this. 219 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:04,480 Yeah, but what if he doesn't hear about it? Oh, he'll hear about it, all right. 220 00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:08,900 But what if he doesn't? Oh, he will, all right. But what if he doesn't? Oh, he 221 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:12,060 will, all right. But what if he doesn't? Oh, he will, all right. Looks like the 222 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:15,000 scene's stuck. I better get us out of here. Oh, he will, all right. 223 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:29,480 The dog house has a new owner that wants to start an eighth -way house with more 224 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:33,540 money. For crying out loud, Bugsy, sit still, can't you? 225 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,160 Besides, he said a quarter -way house. 226 00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,160 He'll never get that far. 227 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,420 There we go, Bugsy. All done. 228 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:42,740 Let me see. 229 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,000 Not bad, not bad. 230 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,480 Look at that tail. Ain't that something? Come on, come on, wake up. 231 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:53,380 You're supposed to say, oh, yeah, Bugsy. Yours is... Oh, yeah. 232 00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:04,650 Yeah, that's enough. You're too kind. 233 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,010 It's not that I'm in a hurry. 234 00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:09,290 Scruffy, Mad Dog, Laughing Boy, get in here. 235 00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:19,530 Oh, tail looks 236 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:20,349 great, boss. 237 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:24,830 Yeah, boss, it's immense, like a tail of two setters. Get it? Setters. All 238 00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:27,090 right, thank you, you mangy mutts. 239 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,010 What was that for, boss? Nothing. 240 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:31,590 It's totally pointless. 241 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:33,850 That's the way I operate, see? 242 00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:38,570 Senseless violence got me where I am today, and don't you forget it. 243 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:40,370 See this? 244 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:41,670 Gorgeous, ain't it? 245 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,450 Belonged to my dear departed mother. 246 00:15:44,990 --> 00:15:50,170 I remember the last thing she said to me with tears in her eyes. She said, give 247 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:51,970 back my face, you little thief. 248 00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:56,510 Senseless. 249 00:15:57,430 --> 00:15:59,690 Come on, let's go see this new dog in town. 250 00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:01,530 Mad Dog, get my coat. 251 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,530 My coat. Get my coat. 252 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,150 Come on, dog. 253 00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:07,410 What are you doing? 254 00:16:08,190 --> 00:16:09,890 Down, boy. Down, boy. 255 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,230 Heel. Heel. 256 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:12,429 Heel. Sit. 257 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,850 Sit. Stay. 258 00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:15,590 Why, I ought to. 259 00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:21,310 I mean, 14 years in obedience school and dumb as a brick. 260 00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:24,010 I'd smack you, but it wouldn't be senseless enough. 261 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,310 Come on, let's go. 262 00:16:25,390 --> 00:16:26,570 Move it. Come on. 263 00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:29,890 Let's go, everybody. Come on. Get going. Come on. 264 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:46,260 Oh, he will, all right. But what if he doesn't? Oh, he will, all right. But 265 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:47,260 if he doesn't? 266 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:50,240 Oh, my little friends. 267 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,000 How good to see you all. 268 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,200 I trust everyone is well. 269 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:56,500 Noses cold and wet. 270 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:00,040 Told you he'd hear about it. But what if he didn't? 271 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:04,420 So, you must be you. 272 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:08,819 That's right. 273 00:17:08,859 --> 00:17:09,859 I'm you. 274 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:12,599 Coincidence. I'm them. 275 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,460 Now that's trouble. 276 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,300 Allow me to introduce my associates. 277 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:30,560 Mad Dog, Laughing Boy, Scruffy. 278 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:33,560 Don't mind him. He's got a nervous tick. 279 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:36,820 And of course, my lovely personal assistant. 280 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:41,800 Bugsy's mall is so beautiful, dogs drool at just the sound of her name. 281 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,100 Miss Bell. 282 00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:48,500 Pleased to meet you. I'm sure. 283 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:57,620 Now, Ace, as new owner of the doghouse, I trust you're aware of the financial 284 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,900 obligations your job entails. 285 00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:04,980 Forget it, Bugsy. You get nothing from me. 286 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,740 All my profits are going to charity. 287 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:14,020 Fine. From now on, you'll donate everything you earn to the Keep Bugsy 288 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,020 Fund. 289 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,219 What's that? 290 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,320 Part of the Silly Tales Society? 291 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,120 Get him! 292 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,080 What? 293 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,560 You shouldn't want to poke fun at people. 294 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:30,920 That's bad. 295 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,480 You're a bad dog. 296 00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:41,590 Three's the limit. Anything more would be senseless. 297 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:43,850 Bad dog! 298 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,330 Bad dog! 299 00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:49,970 That's a warning, you. 300 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:53,930 Dog City belongs to them, and that's me. Get it? 301 00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:55,970 Mad dog, get the car. 302 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:07,729 Drive safely. 303 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,670 Don't you worry about it. 304 00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:13,170 Now, dog, let go of the car. 305 00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:17,230 I'm calling an obedience call for a rebate. Now get in, will you? 306 00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:21,290 I don't get it, Ace. 307 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:25,470 You didn't even fight back. How can you take a beating like that? 308 00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:30,730 You see, Bubba, there's a lot you don't know about me. Why I hate violence. Why 309 00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:31,669 I won't fight. 310 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:35,670 You see, the truth is, I used to be a shepherd. 311 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,600 No problem. 312 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:40,940 Yeah, so? 313 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:45,880 So you were a shepherd. Big deal. You sit around and bark at sheep all day. 314 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,580 Bark? Bark? 315 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,940 Oh, sure. You bark at first. 316 00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:56,540 Till one day, you bark, they laugh. 317 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,360 Ever hear a sheep laugh? 318 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,540 It's a mean, evil laugh. 319 00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:06,660 Till one day, you get a bat. 320 00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:14,130 And sure, sure, the bat works fine. For a while, then they start to laugh at the 321 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,590 bat. So, you get a gun. 322 00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:21,710 And sure, sure, the gun works fine. Fine! 323 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:29,190 For a while, you know they say, a sheep's eyes can stare right through a 324 00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:30,190 dog. 325 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,550 Sheer hell. 326 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:38,280 Well, when they started talking about landmines, I knew it was time to get out 327 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,280 of the shepherd business. 328 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,960 I guess now you turn to me expecting a sheep joke. 329 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:45,820 Thank you. 330 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:52,080 Look, Ace, nobody's going to blame you if you pay Bugsy the money, but we're 331 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,080 in this thing together. 332 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,680 Thanks, Bubba, but I won't give in to violence. 333 00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,200 Let Bugsy do his worst. 334 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,180 We'll stick together, huh? 335 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:06,100 No matter how cruel and how mindlessly painful the consequences! 336 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:16,140 Good night, Ace. There's horse chunks in the fridge if you get hungry. See you 337 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:17,140 tomorrow. 338 00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:52,970 instincts. Before you sleep, turn once around or else you'll wake up in the 339 00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:54,770 pound. That's dumb. 340 00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:56,950 Silly old dog's tail. 341 00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:04,270 But why take chances? 342 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,340 You're going to fry me to death? 343 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,380 Well, I... I... Aye, aye, aye. 344 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,700 You sound like Carmen Moran Dog's houseboy. 345 00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:57,780 Is this your idea of a night out? 346 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,760 You dress up in your jammies and your terrorized back alleys with a kitchen 347 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,540 utensil? Well, I heard noises. 348 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:09,040 Hang on a second, sister. I'll ask the questions. What's a dame like you doing 349 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,280 out here this late at night? 350 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,360 Well, spatula boy, if you must know, I'm grocery shopping. 351 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,060 Grocery shopping? 352 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,280 In this dump? 353 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,980 Well, hey, I got a lot of food inside. 354 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:26,740 There's a meaty mixture, a beefy banquet, a horsey harvest, kidney 355 00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:28,140 No, thanks. 356 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,180 Whatever you're cooking smells too hot for my taste. 357 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:34,860 Cooking? I'm not... Oh, my dog! 358 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:40,980 Quick, 359 00:23:42,740 --> 00:23:46,240 where's the nearest hydrant? No time for that now. Can't you see we've got a 360 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,240 fire to fight? 361 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,180 Dog City Fire Department, speak. 362 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,640 This is Ace at the doghouse. Fire, fire. 363 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:57,220 This is fire station. 364 00:23:57,660 --> 00:23:58,660 Water, water. 365 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,600 I called the fire department. 366 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,800 Oh, dear. 367 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,120 Oh, I'm really sorry. 368 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:16,980 I didn't mean to... Oh, my name's Colleen. Colleen Barker. 369 00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:18,380 Ace. Ace, you. 370 00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:20,580 Oh, sounds like you're catching cold, Ace. 371 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,440 What's that? 372 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:30,940 Oh, it's a traditional Pekingese thing. Funny. You don't look Pekingese. I'm 373 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:32,060 not. I'm an orphan. 374 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:33,900 Oh, I shouldn't have laughed. 375 00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:37,580 I was raised by a kindly Pekingese couple, Mr. and Mrs. 376 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:38,780 Howie Yu. 377 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,080 Hmm. I guess you don't remember your real parents. 378 00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:43,580 Not really. 379 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:49,160 Except I have this one image, like a dream. I'm in my crib, and there's this 380 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,480 fuzzy blob above me. 381 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,780 My dad, I guess. And then there's this little duck. 382 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:55,060 Your mother? 383 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:59,680 No, it was a toy or a puppet. The fuzzy blob would wave it in my face and say, 384 00:24:59,780 --> 00:25:04,020 cluck, cluck, cluck, I'm a little duck. His name was Quackers. 385 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:06,120 Aw, you poor thing. 386 00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:11,500 Alone in the world with no one to love, no one to call your own. I know how it 387 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:12,800 feels. Really? 388 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,560 You were an orphan, too? 389 00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:17,340 Sort of. My folks are accountants. 390 00:25:17,939 --> 00:25:20,040 Well, I guess we both had it pretty tough. 391 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:24,640 That's why I'm going to build a place to handle tomorrow's troubled pups. And I 392 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,240 don't care what Bugsy them says. 393 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,140 Bugsy? Oh, I should have known. 394 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,140 Oh, I'd like to roast him and his tail on a spit and... Colleen, that's 395 00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:37,360 terrible. I know, and it would smell awful. But if I could just give him one 396 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:43,480 good belt in the chops... Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... Look. 397 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,960 What is it? Oh, my dog, is it... Quackers. Oh. 398 00:25:56,330 --> 00:26:01,290 Ace, on his first, uh, seventh birthday, love Harry, your real dad? 399 00:26:01,650 --> 00:26:03,110 Done, done, done, done. 400 00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:04,750 Done, done, done, done? 401 00:26:06,790 --> 00:26:09,370 Oh, I see. It's a music cue. 402 00:26:09,630 --> 00:26:11,490 Colleen, do you realize what this means? 403 00:26:11,850 --> 00:26:13,330 Uh, that Harry was the blob? 404 00:26:13,590 --> 00:26:17,270 Uh -huh. And that means Bugsley them killed my real father. 405 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,530 Done, done, done, done. 406 00:26:39,210 --> 00:26:40,310 my good luck duck, you know. 407 00:26:40,530 --> 00:26:44,730 Hey, it's nice out here. Yeah, I figured it might take your mind off the way 408 00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:46,190 Bugsy killed your real father. 409 00:26:46,990 --> 00:26:51,330 Snuffed him out like a match. Took his life and crushed it between his paws 410 00:26:51,330 --> 00:26:55,650 dirt. Forget it, Carlene. I refuse to fight him. I won't use force. 411 00:26:55,910 --> 00:26:56,649 Oh, sure. 412 00:26:56,650 --> 00:26:57,650 And a subject. 413 00:26:58,430 --> 00:27:02,790 But if it were me and that fat tub of lard squeezed the last breath out of my 414 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:07,670 pop, chewed him up and spit him out like cheap tobacco, well, I'd... I'd... 415 00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:11,000 Grab him by the strut of his neck and I... Perfect. 416 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,360 The fire was a complete failure. 417 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,560 What a senseless waste of time. 418 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:20,160 Brilliant. But now, my friends, it is time for us to put our ace in the hole. 419 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,280 Don't you agree? 420 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:25,320 You thick -headed twit. Here, take a good look. 421 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,220 Now you see him? 422 00:27:28,919 --> 00:27:31,720 I'll make it very simple for you. Just one word. 423 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,520 Sickle. 424 00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:40,220 I took Gar right up his... Hey, I thought we weren't going to talk about 425 00:27:40,220 --> 00:27:41,660 know I'm not going to do anything violent. 426 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:45,980 Well, what are you going to do then, Ace? Well, what can I do? I can't fight, 427 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,840 but I won't sit still for it either. 428 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:48,819 You won't what? 429 00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:49,820 Sit, sit. 430 00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:56,160 But, Egg, if you don't fight, he'll kill you, just like he killed your dad. 431 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,820 Like father, like son, huh? 432 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:05,180 Oh, don't say that, Ace. Sell the doghouse. Get out now while you still 433 00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:08,180 No, I've made up my mind. I'm going to stay. 434 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:09,420 You're going to what? 435 00:28:09,460 --> 00:28:10,460 Stay, stay. 436 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,840 No dog's going to make me beg. 437 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,800 Maybe I just don't understand you, you. 438 00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:23,840 Maybe I'm crazy. 439 00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:27,440 Maybe I'm just another half -Pekingese German ex -shepherd. 440 00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:30,090 with a cheap gag name and a hat full of dreams. 441 00:28:30,410 --> 00:28:34,530 You see, the way I see it, I'm trying to fight Bugsy the only way I know how. 442 00:28:34,730 --> 00:28:37,050 I mean, I'm not just going to roll over. 443 00:28:39,170 --> 00:28:40,910 But I've got strong convictions. 444 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,830 Frankly, they're pretty hard to shake. 445 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:55,530 I don't know, Ace. It's just I don't want anything to happen to you. 446 00:28:55,960 --> 00:29:00,720 And as an old Pekingese saying, Colleen, he who lives by the truck dies by the 447 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,820 highway. I don't know, that sounds kind of fishy. 448 00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:06,580 Kind of what? 449 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,080 Fishy, fishy. 450 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,439 Oh, fishy. 451 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,080 I thought you said far -fetched. 452 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,420 Far -fetched? Yeah, far -fetched. 453 00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:18,900 You're an odd kalooka, you. 454 00:29:21,340 --> 00:29:22,680 So I've been told. 455 00:29:46,030 --> 00:29:46,929 What'll it be? 456 00:29:46,930 --> 00:29:47,930 Hearty heart? 457 00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:52,610 Palomino platter? For a good -looking dog like you, it's on the house. 458 00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:54,090 Um, no thanks. 459 00:29:54,290 --> 00:29:57,770 If I want free doggy bags, I'll try the Dalmatian Army. 460 00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:01,490 How about if I sing for my supper? 461 00:30:01,790 --> 00:30:02,790 Sounds good. 462 00:30:04,030 --> 00:30:08,850 What are 463 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:11,830 you kidding? 464 00:30:12,050 --> 00:30:15,130 My real name is Ralph Blind Jelly Dealer. 465 00:30:31,850 --> 00:30:37,030 I don't want 466 00:30:37,030 --> 00:30:43,350 to be a dog's best friend, but I can't make... 467 00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:46,910 I want to be a dog's best friend. 468 00:30:47,270 --> 00:30:50,110 Looking for a dog, but I don't know what kind. 469 00:30:50,610 --> 00:30:56,010 I can take or leave retrievers, and the huskies leave me cold. 470 00:30:56,950 --> 00:31:02,130 Pointers I find pointless, and hound dogs look so old. 471 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:05,030 Dobermans, oh, pinch ya. 472 00:31:23,530 --> 00:31:25,730 for a canine nine -to -five. 473 00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:45,070 Don't care if he's a big dog. I don't care if he's rich. He'll be my ever 474 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,290 -loving puppy. 475 00:31:46,930 --> 00:31:49,050 And I'll just be here. 476 00:31:49,910 --> 00:31:52,130 Welcome to family programming, folks. 477 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,800 Walked all over Afghans. Hairy sheepdogs aren't all there. 478 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:03,660 And as if you hadn't guessed, I think great Danes... 479 00:33:57,130 --> 00:34:03,090 tonight or I'll spray paint her teeth, glue her ears together, and tie a knot 480 00:34:03,090 --> 00:34:04,090 her tongue. 481 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:06,810 Twice. 482 00:34:11,630 --> 00:34:13,250 Colleen's been kidnapped by Bugsy. 483 00:34:13,889 --> 00:34:18,230 It's time we stood together and showed them what we're made of. Huh? He can't 484 00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:19,230 kill all of us. 485 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,800 Quackers, either I fight him or Bugsy will hurt Colleen. 486 00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:43,880 But what if he doesn't? 487 00:34:44,179 --> 00:34:48,639 Oh, he will, all right. But what if he doesn't? Oh, he will, all right. But 488 00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:53,699 if he doesn't? And so our hero, forced to choose between his principles and the 489 00:34:53,699 --> 00:34:57,000 dog he loves, is reduced to talking to a hand puppet. 490 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,820 What will they think of next? 491 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,380 I know a guy who knows the rider. 492 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:06,540 H gets killed in the next scene and Colleen runs off with a duck and a hang 493 00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:07,540 glider. 494 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:14,580 Normally I'd argue, folks, but my mother always told me to let sweeping dogs 495 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:15,580 lie. 496 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:17,960 Thank you. 497 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:27,660 Wait for it. Oh, wait for it. Not until we say the word. 498 00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:31,500 A nice crispy biscuit for the little doggie. 499 00:35:32,620 --> 00:35:33,980 Doesn't it smell good? 500 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:37,380 And how's our little song, boy? 501 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,560 from such a lovely lady. What a waste. 502 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,320 Don't kid yourself, Tootsie. I know her type. 503 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,840 Always looking down and snot at you like she's something special. 504 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:57,160 I've seen you doing tricks on street corners, girl. 505 00:35:57,660 --> 00:35:59,960 Jump through a hoop for a quarter, sir. 506 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,940 Catch a frisbee for a toy, ma 'am. 507 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,080 Pisms want the little biscuit. 508 00:36:06,380 --> 00:36:09,420 Ow! Why, you! That's my name. 509 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:16,760 So you. 510 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,040 That's you. 511 00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:23,360 Let her go, then. This is between me and you. And a dog named Boo. 512 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,240 Did you bring the 10 ,000 bones? 513 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:31,240 The money's for the orphans, Bugsy. All you get is meat. I'm sorry to hear that, 514 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:35,700 Ace. You forced me to do senselessly violent things to your face. 515 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:41,840 I figured that. But I warn you, I'm a pink bow in the ancient Pekingese art of 516 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:42,840 wayayata. 517 00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:48,160 What's this? You're going to scamper me to death? 518 00:36:49,060 --> 00:36:51,560 You're going to prance until I beg for more seats? 519 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,040 All right, but I warn you. 520 00:36:54,420 --> 00:37:01,120 Why, I ought to. Why, I ought to. Why, I ought to. Hey, send 521 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,300 for it. What the? Hey, get her. 522 00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:06,740 Why, I ought to. 523 00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:11,560 Would you prefer to be sliced, diced, or julienned fried? 524 00:37:56,170 --> 00:37:59,170 Dog and Scruffy get to experiment with your bone structure. 525 00:37:59,870 --> 00:38:00,870 Ready, boys? 526 00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:40,310 What is this, a retirement tunnel? Come on, get the car. 527 00:38:40,530 --> 00:38:41,530 Let's move. 528 00:38:44,770 --> 00:38:47,850 All right, let's go. 529 00:38:48,050 --> 00:38:49,990 In this car chase, better be senseless. 530 00:39:00,110 --> 00:39:02,530 You saved my hide again. Thanks. 531 00:39:02,810 --> 00:39:04,730 You saved mine first, you crazy lug. 532 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:09,120 Oh, you'll never guess who's tailing us. 533 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,380 Hang on. I'm going to give these drool buckets a tour of Dog City they'll never 534 00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:14,380 forget. 535 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:27,380 I always wanted to take my act. 536 00:39:44,270 --> 00:39:45,270 Symphony at 8. 537 00:40:47,850 --> 00:40:53,830 something straight or misplaced, as in, I've lost my kerchief. Might you have 538 00:40:53,830 --> 00:40:54,830 seen it? 539 00:40:54,910 --> 00:41:01,610 Also, failure to win, as in, Denise has lost a tennis match. Now Sandra is 540 00:41:01,610 --> 00:41:02,610 champion. 541 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,160 make him slink. Not without a lead swimsuit, that is. 542 00:41:45,060 --> 00:41:46,060 Get it? 543 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:52,200 Hold it right there, Missy. Try looking down your snout at a 38 -dog manic for a 544 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,940 change. Well, you, looks like you reached the end of your leash. 545 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,940 Ah, you don't scare us. 546 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:02,280 You and your inbred buddies and your stupid tail can go sit and spin on a 547 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,360 scooper for all we care. 548 00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:08,600 I think what she's trying to say is, look, a giant tail -eating reptile. Oh, 549 00:42:08,620 --> 00:42:12,650 come on, you don't expect me to fall for that? old trick. No, I guess not. But 550 00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:13,650 you might fall for this. 551 00:42:14,210 --> 00:42:17,410 Hold it right there, Mr. Smutty Pants. Hey, Belle. 552 00:42:17,670 --> 00:42:18,670 How's trick? 553 00:42:20,230 --> 00:42:21,230 You're gone. 554 00:42:21,770 --> 00:42:22,950 Colleen, come on. 555 00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:27,210 Hey, no fair. 556 00:42:27,530 --> 00:42:29,130 You cheated. Come back here. 557 00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:31,070 Come and get us, fathead. 558 00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:38,510 Darn it. This is hardly senseless at all. 559 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Guess what I'm going to do? 560 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,140 Now I got you. Hey, Mr. Goofy tail, over here. 561 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:36,800 What's that? A duck? 562 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,600 That's more like it. That's really stupid. 563 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:43,120 Over here, broomstick bum. 564 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,080 Duck hunting on the docks with Bugsy down. 565 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,680 I love it. Makes no sense whatsoever. 566 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,800 I say we rip it off. 567 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,380 Here, let me look at it. 568 00:44:58,860 --> 00:44:59,900 Ace, watch out. 569 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,120 So long, you. 570 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:09,840 Doggone. 571 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:13,520 Well, this looks like the end of Bugsy then. 572 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,060 He's all yours, officer. 573 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,800 Good job, you. 574 00:45:17,220 --> 00:45:18,560 We'll take it from here. 575 00:45:22,090 --> 00:45:25,930 That's the end of his tale, but it doesn't have to be the end of ours. Yes, 576 00:45:25,970 --> 00:45:26,970 you're right. 577 00:45:27,190 --> 00:45:28,190 Colleen? Hmm? 578 00:45:29,170 --> 00:45:32,070 Will you marry me? Will you be Mrs. 579 00:45:32,290 --> 00:45:37,130 You? Oh, are you kidding? You don't know how often I've dreamed of the day when, 580 00:45:37,190 --> 00:45:40,310 when, when I'm calling you. 581 00:45:45,130 --> 00:45:47,690 Hey, why, I ought to. 582 00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:51,450 Don't slug me. I'm only the piano driver. 583 00:45:54,570 --> 00:45:57,610 I just came to give you a lift back to the reprise. Hop on. 584 00:46:35,470 --> 00:46:39,170 Looks like we can build that 15th, 16th way home for orphans after all. Sure 585 00:46:39,170 --> 00:46:40,069 thing, sweetie. 586 00:46:40,070 --> 00:46:43,850 And like my mom used to say, if you defer the payments into tax -sheltered 587 00:46:43,850 --> 00:46:47,150 annuities, you can still amortize the interest to premium rates. 588 00:46:47,410 --> 00:46:48,410 Welcome to... 589 00:47:10,350 --> 00:47:13,470 Case and Colleen got married and lived happily ever after. 590 00:47:13,870 --> 00:47:17,730 At least up until their place was ransacked and burned to the ground by a 591 00:47:17,730 --> 00:47:19,570 marauding band of renegade sheep. 592 00:47:19,950 --> 00:47:22,130 You know, I knew a dog once named Jeff. 593 00:47:22,470 --> 00:47:25,070 Hated sheep so much he used to hunt them down and eat them. 594 00:47:25,430 --> 00:47:27,030 Folks called him Mutton Jeff. 595 00:47:27,410 --> 00:47:28,690 Now that's a dog joke. 596 00:47:31,250 --> 00:47:34,250 I hope you enjoyed Dog City. We had a great time making it. 597 00:47:34,590 --> 00:47:35,790 I didn't like the ending. 598 00:47:36,230 --> 00:47:37,350 Well, I can believe that. 599 00:47:38,190 --> 00:47:39,610 Anyhow, that's our show for tonight. 600 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,020 Come back next week for more fun and adventure. 601 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:43,440 More dog? 602 00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:45,180 Well, I can't really promise that. 603 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,020 Anything else would be...