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(opening theme playing)

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(panting)

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(whining) it's so hot...

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(screaming)

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(panting) cyborg,
if you don't fix
that thermostat,

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I'm gonna come
over there, dude.

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Or just lie here.

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I'm working on it.

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Red wire. Blue wire.
Purple wire?

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Oh, come on.

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Azarath metrion zinthos!

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(sighs)

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Great job getting that
working again, cyborg.

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(groans)

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I have an exciting
announcement, titans.

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We will be funding
a new community
improvement project.

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We should totally build
a community pool.

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I am a great doggy paddler.

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And you know what pulls me,
pool parties.

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Uh, pool is nice,

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But we really need to
help out
an underserved population.

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Offspring
of inter-dimensional demons?

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-Half robots?
-Gophers?

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We're building a new
senior citizen center.

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All: A senior citizen center?

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(snoring)

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(faint fanfare)

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(snoring continues)

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Uh, you sure
you don't want to
reconsider the pool idea?

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It's already settled.

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We're helping the seniors.

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Is not
the wave of heat
glorious?

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I have purchased
an earth bikini on the line.

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Now, I just need
a place to use it.

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We're building a pool.

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(gasps) joy!

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Ah! We must commence
with the plans.

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So ray-ray, you gonna buy
a new bathing suit too?

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This is my bathing suit.

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Hot.

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Male announcer on tv:
Zippy's pizza, cheesy goodness
delivered to you

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In 30 minutes or it's free.

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<i>Hey, pizza.</i>

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Hey, pizza!

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(growling)

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Oh, man.
I don't want to pay
for no pizza.

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Maybe we don't need any money.

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-(dialing)
-wait...

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-What are you...
-I'll have one half vegan,

50
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Half super meaty pizza,
please.

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Thanks very much.

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Take a look at this.

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Beast boy: If he starts
at the shop here
on main street...

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Cyborg: Going the speed limit
through the city even
with calculated shortcuts...

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(beeping)

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There's no way
that fool could get here
in under 30 minutes.

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There's no way that fool
could get here
in under 30 minutes.

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Both: There's no way that fool
could get here
in under 30 minutes.

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-Yeah, boy!
-(both laughing)

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Now, that's what's up.

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(elevator bell dings)

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Hey, pizza.

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Oh, man!

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(beeps)

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(sniffs)

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-(elevator bell dings)
-no tip!

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Oh, old people.

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What can I do for you?

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We're here to see
the nice young man

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Who's building
the senior center.

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Oh, um, yeah.

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Yo, robin! It's for you.

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Robin, thank you
so much for helping
with our senior center.

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Yeah, you see about that...

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(muffled)

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No need to tell us
about the plans.

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We trust you.

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Well, you're such a good boy.

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No, no, no, no. I'm not.
I'm a terrible boy.

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I almost made
the worst decision of my life.

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-Just because I wanted...
-Robin.

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I need your opinion.

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This is a photograph
of the bikini I purchased.

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Is this pleasing to you?

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Yup.

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This pool is gonna be awesome!

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There is no way that guy
can deliver it in time again.

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(chuckling)

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Dude!

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Did you just hack
into the traffic light?

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Mark my words, bro,

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That pizza jockey will not
be here in under 30 minutes.

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(screams) will not!

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Game on!

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Can you raise that
draw bridge?

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(keypad clicking)

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(bell ringing)

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(laughing)

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(elevator bell dings)

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Hey, pizza.

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Man!

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Ready to give up?

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We're talking
free pizza here, dude.

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What do you think?

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(stammers) oh, hi. Hey, there.

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All of us seniors
knitted you a new suit.

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Aw, it's a...

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-Great!
-Oh, good!

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Then it was worth
every excruciatingly

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Painful moment
it took our arthritic hands
to make.

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Excruciatingly painful...

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-Yeah, listen, I, uh...
-Robin,

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This senior center
has given us all something

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Besides death
to look forward to.

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Ah, come on, robin.
What is wrong with me?

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How is there even a question
about what I'm going to build?

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Now, I remember.

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According to my research
on pools,

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Proper usage of the lotion
that screens out the sun
is vital.

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Will you help me
with the application?

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Old people like pools, right?

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Will you help me
with the application?

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(shudders)

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-Yes, we'd like another pizza.
-(talking indistinctly)

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I know we just had
two delivered.

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Of course, we can pay for it.

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But we won't have to
because there's no way

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You're delivering it
in under 30 minutes!

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Okay, all I have to do is
turn on the security dome
around the house

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And the pizza guy
can't get anywhere
near the tower.

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-(elevator bell dings)
-hey, pizza.

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(both yelling)

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How is he doing this?

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This is unnatural.

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This means war.

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Pizza war.

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Hey, pizza!

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(inaudible)

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(tire screeches)

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Hey, pizza! Hey, pizza!

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Hey, pizza! Hey, pizza!

142
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Hey, pizza!

143
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Hey, pizza!

144
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Can I pay with a pony ride?

145
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That was the last straw.

146
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There is one last option, bro.

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You mean the button?

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-Yeah.
-Let's hit it!

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I'm gonna do it.
I'm hitting the button.

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(whirring noise)

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Booyah! We did it!

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(siren wailing)

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Beast boy: What did we do?

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We're going to jail.

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Quick, find your passport.

156
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This was your idea.

157
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It was your idea, dude.

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I specifically remember,
you said you wanted a pizza.

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I said, "we don't have
any money, beast boy."

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(screams) I've gotta go
hide some stuff in my room.

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-What?
-(screams) go, run! Run!

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-(elevator bell dings)
-hey, pizza!

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-Phew.
-(sighs)

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Pool. Senior center.

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Pool. Senior center.

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Pool. Senior center.

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(screaming)

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Okay, I've gotta be
rational about this.

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What are the pros
of building the senior center?

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The center has lots of pros.

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Now, what are the pros
of a pool?

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I know what I must do.

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Conga!

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(dance music playing)

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It's beautiful!

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I just knew
you would come through.

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Guess we got
a little carried away
with the pizza thing.

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You could say that, dude.

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But you know,
you live and you learn.

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-(bell ringing)
-man: Hey, pizza.

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Now, it took you 31 minutes
to deliver that pizza.

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Means I don't have to pay.

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Pizza guy was late?

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Old guy got free pizza?

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(screaming) oh, come on!

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Both: Ah!

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Pizza guy!

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(shrieking)

189
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Sorry about
the swimming pool, star.

190
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I am happy
the citizens of seniors

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Have a new place
for gathering.

192
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And while I understand
this is not the ideal setting,

193
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I would still like to model
the bikini for you.

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(mumbling)

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Ready?

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(gags)