1 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:23,960 Yeah. 2 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:26,240 You know what I like? 3 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,260 A black dress. That always works for me. 4 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:31,720 Simple. 5 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,000 You're gonna look stunning in it. 6 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,980 Just make sure it's not silk. 7 00:00:37,540 --> 00:00:39,080 You know I hate silk. 8 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:44,400 You can get a dress made of anything else in the world. Steel wool, asphalt, 9 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:48,060 concrete. It doesn't matter as long as it's not silk. I hate silk. 10 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:54,340 Even just saying the word, I swear, it feels like I'm touching it, right? Like 11 00:00:54,340 --> 00:00:56,340 it's catching on my skin. 12 00:00:57,260 --> 00:00:58,260 It's sickening. 13 00:01:04,379 --> 00:01:06,280 I want to be with you in all the pictures. 14 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:11,500 Actually, you know what? I don't give a fuck about the pictures. I just want you 15 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,500 in my arms. 16 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,640 I want to touch you everywhere. 17 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:16,780 I want to touch your legs. 18 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:18,940 I want to touch your ass. 19 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,620 I want to touch your stomach. 20 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,120 I want... Yeah. 21 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:31,740 Our stomach. 22 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,900 Hey, baby, listen, I got a call on the other line. I really should get going. 23 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:45,880 So I... No, everything's... 24 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:51,340 Everything's the same as it has been, you know, and that's why I miss you so 25 00:01:51,340 --> 00:01:52,340 much. 26 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,100 I fucking hate California. 27 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:57,660 L.A. especially. 28 00:01:58,740 --> 00:02:00,160 It's a city of whores. 29 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:04,940 Stupid city. 30 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:08,680 Stupid, stupid, stupid city. 31 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:12,780 Yeah, wait, hey, yeah. 32 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:18,460 You know, actually, I think this is a really important call. I do really need 33 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:21,880 to go, so... Honey, can you let me go? 34 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,240 I... I love you, too. 35 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,640 You're my life. 36 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,080 Seriously? 37 00:02:31,980 --> 00:02:33,440 What? No, I didn't hear anything. 38 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:36,540 Probably a bad connection or something. 39 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:40,420 Wait. 40 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:43,240 What? I can't hear you. What? 41 00:02:57,190 --> 00:02:58,650 Wait, you heard that in Washington? 42 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:08,830 Shit, shit. Hey, babe, listen. I gotta go. I gotta make a call. 43 00:03:09,150 --> 00:03:11,430 Don't freak out on me, alright? It's fine. Everyone's safe, okay? 44 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:12,710 I'll have to call you back. 45 00:03:15,510 --> 00:03:16,510 Derek Straff speaking. 46 00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:21,430 No, we don't have a comment at this time. We need to ask that you... No, no, 47 00:03:21,470 --> 00:03:22,309 no. 48 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,610 Look, you're gonna have to call me back, okay? 49 00:03:24,010 --> 00:03:25,930 Listen, call back later. 50 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,080 What was that? 51 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:31,040 It was the ocean? 52 00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:38,540 Fuck. 53 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:43,740 God damn it, when you... I'm kind of gonna... Hello? 54 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:45,900 Hello? 55 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,640 Yes, yes, yeah, sir, it's me, it's me. 56 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:54,980 They've been calling, but I haven't told them anything yet, so... What? 57 00:03:58,050 --> 00:04:00,370 I'm sorry, sir. Can you repeat that last thing? I couldn't hear you over the 58 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:01,370 noise. 59 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:06,990 Wow. 60 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,250 Understood. 61 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:13,970 You can count on me, sir. 62 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:15,670 Absolutely. 63 00:04:16,209 --> 00:04:17,410 Yeah, I can be ready in five. 64 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:21,130 Okay, so what are we telling them? 65 00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:22,810 Oh, God. 66 00:04:23,770 --> 00:04:24,770 Yeah. 67 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:27,830 Yeah, got it. 68 00:04:29,010 --> 00:04:30,010 Yes. 69 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:34,470 Okay. Well, in terms of a timeline, how long can we expect the sound? 70 00:04:35,990 --> 00:04:36,990 Hello? 71 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:09,080 bad is going to happen, okay? 72 00:05:10,340 --> 00:05:12,160 Not today, not ever. 73 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:13,920 I'm safe. 74 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:20,420 Have a drink, all right? 75 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:21,840 Help your nerves. 76 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:37,300 Yeah! 77 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:40,620 Hey, listen, you're not going to believe this. I just got off the phone with my 78 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:45,940 boss, and he... Stop, all right? Stop it. Listen for a second, all right? 79 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:52,220 He told me I'm going to be the one to issue the statement to all media outlets 80 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:53,580 at the same time. 81 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,200 Yeah, me. 82 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,700 I don't know, because he doesn't want to do it, because he thinks I'm more 83 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:01,840 photogenic. Who gives a shit why? 84 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,380 This is huge for us. 85 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:04,880 Come on. 86 00:06:11,210 --> 00:06:12,210 Calm down. 87 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:13,970 Come on, relax. 88 00:06:16,290 --> 00:06:20,230 You're really going to stress me out right now before the most important 89 00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:21,390 moment of my life? 90 00:06:22,990 --> 00:06:24,910 A lot of people have fucking kids. 91 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:26,770 All right, that's not what this is about. 92 00:06:27,510 --> 00:06:28,510 I'm going to do something. 93 00:06:29,010 --> 00:06:32,570 I'm going to be known by every person in this fucking country. 94 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:38,970 Ocean is a reliable rising tide containment system. It has protected the 95 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:42,250 entire country for decades. It's not going to fail today, baby. 96 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:47,410 I'll be on the first flight to Washington after this. The sound is a 97 00:06:47,410 --> 00:06:48,410 natural occurrence. 98 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:53,410 They told me it'll stop. It just sounds worse because of how it resonates. 99 00:06:53,870 --> 00:06:57,270 You know, it's like we're in the body of an acoustic guitar. So to us, it 100 00:06:57,270 --> 00:06:58,270 sounds... 101 00:07:00,010 --> 00:07:02,110 Well, I'm a press agent, not an engineer. 102 00:07:02,390 --> 00:07:06,490 So who gives a shit if I know how it works? Somebody else does. 103 00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:09,530 Yeah, I will. 104 00:07:10,070 --> 00:07:13,990 I'm going to be the calming voice of a nation, and you can fuck off. 105 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,130 Jesus. 106 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:42,700 Hey, Jill, how's it going? 107 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,620 Okay, Derek, get ready. Counting down from five. 108 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,020 Hey, wait, what's the word from Washington? How come they're having me 109 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:48,979 make the statement? 110 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:53,040 I have no idea. It's nuts around here. All the higher-ups left, so now we're 111 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,240 all running around like crazy. 112 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,940 Good news is, I think we'll be due for a raise. 113 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:00,420 Ocean has never held such a major press conference before. 114 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:01,579 They left? 115 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:03,660 Okay, get ready. Five. They all left! 116 00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:06,060 All of them!