1 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,680 WHY IS THERE TWO CAKES? 2 00:00:10,681 --> 00:00:12,681 BECAUSE YOU AND TOBY SHARE A BIRTHDAY, REMEMBER? 3 00:00:12,683 --> 00:00:14,693 I DON'T LIKE THAT. 4 00:00:14,685 --> 00:00:18,285 WELL, MAYBE IT'LL BE DIFFERENT NEXT YEAR. 5 00:00:19,550 --> 00:00:21,590 HOW CAN IT BE DIFFERENT NEXT YEAR? WON'T THEY ALWAYS-- 6 00:00:21,592 --> 00:00:22,652 PJ, LOOK! PRETTY BALLOON. 7 00:00:22,653 --> 00:00:25,603 OHH, THAT IS NICE. 8 00:00:25,596 --> 00:00:29,626 YOU KNOW, CHARLIE, YOU'RE ALSO HAVING ANOTHER PARTY AT PRESCHOOL. 9 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,360 IT'S BIRTHDAY DAY ON FRIDAY. 10 00:00:31,362 --> 00:00:33,562 IS THAT PARTY GONNA BE JUST FOR ME? 11 00:00:33,564 --> 00:00:36,174 OF COURSE IT MIGHT. 12 00:00:37,568 --> 00:00:40,208 HEY, HONEY, YOU NEED ANY HELP WITH THE PRESCHOOL PARTY? 13 00:00:40,211 --> 00:00:42,711 NOPE. FIVE KIDS. GOT IT DOWN TO A SCIENCE. 14 00:00:42,713 --> 00:00:46,053 AND... THAT'S WHY I OFFERED. 15 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,216 AHH, COME ON, A FEW CUPCAKES, COUPLE PARTY HATS. 16 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:52,080 BA-BAM-- CHILDHOOD MEMORY, DONE. 17 00:00:53,684 --> 00:00:56,364 COME ON, TOBY, EAT SOME CAKE. 18 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:59,157 WE GOTTA GET A PICTURE OF YOU WITH CAKE SMUSHED ALL OVER YOUR FACE, BUDDY. 19 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,590 EVERYBODY ELSE HAS ONE. 20 00:01:00,591 --> 00:01:02,761 I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING A PICTURE OF ME WITH SMUSHED CAKE. 21 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:05,543 UH, ALMOST EVERYBODY. 22 00:01:06,537 --> 00:01:09,067 LEFT OUT AGAIN, REALLY? 23 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,239 WELL-- WELL, THAT ENDS NOW. 24 00:01:11,242 --> 00:01:12,242 ( inhales ) 25 00:01:13,544 --> 00:01:15,854 All: OHH! 26 00:01:15,846 --> 00:01:18,746 TAKE THE PICTURE. THIS IS ADORABLE. 27 00:01:20,151 --> 00:01:23,081 ( rock music playing ) 28 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,693 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 29 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,455 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 30 00:01:26,457 --> 00:01:29,317 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 31 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,220 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 32 00:01:31,222 --> 00:01:32,622 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 33 00:01:32,623 --> 00:01:34,633 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 34 00:01:36,227 --> 00:01:39,327 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 35 00:01:39,330 --> 00:01:42,500 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 36 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:44,513 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 37 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,205 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 38 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,877 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 39 00:01:48,879 --> 00:01:50,709 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 40 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,511 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 41 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:55,423 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 42 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,646 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 43 00:01:57,648 --> 00:02:01,488 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 44 00:02:01,492 --> 00:02:05,502 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 45 00:02:06,497 --> 00:02:09,427 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 46 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:22,471 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 47 00:02:22,473 --> 00:02:24,883 I LIVE HERE. 48 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:27,715 IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN SCHOOL? 49 00:02:27,718 --> 00:02:29,918 SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT WORK? 50 00:02:31,182 --> 00:02:32,152 LOOK, SOMETIMES I DON'T LIKE 51 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,192 USING THE BATHROOM AT-- 52 00:02:34,185 --> 00:02:36,825 THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME. 53 00:02:36,827 --> 00:02:38,157 WHAT'S GOING ON? 54 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,758 ( sighs ) ALL RIGHT. 55 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,590 TRUTH IS I GOT INTO TROUBLE. 56 00:02:41,592 --> 00:02:44,942 I PUNCHED OUT BRYCE JENKINS, THE TOUGHEST KID IN SCHOOL. 57 00:02:44,935 --> 00:02:47,435 WHOA, YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT... 58 00:02:47,438 --> 00:02:48,768 AND WON? 59 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,269 IT WASN'T A FIGHT. 60 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:53,502 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 61 00:02:53,504 --> 00:02:55,184 I WAS REALLY TIRED. 62 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,775 I YAWNED. 63 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,847 LIKE-- LIKE THIS. 64 00:03:00,651 --> 00:03:01,951 JUST AS BRYCE WAS WALKING BY. 65 00:03:01,952 --> 00:03:04,822 YEAH, PRINCIPAL SEES BRYCE ON THE FLOOR, 66 00:03:04,815 --> 00:03:06,415 I GET SENT HOME. 67 00:03:06,417 --> 00:03:08,187 DIDN'T YOU EXPLAIN IT WAS AN ACCIDENT? 68 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,358 I TRIED. NOBODY BELIEVED ME. 69 00:03:10,361 --> 00:03:12,361 MAN, YOU TELL 300 LIES... 70 00:03:14,465 --> 00:03:15,625 ALL RIGHT, WELL, 71 00:03:15,626 --> 00:03:17,226 TOMORROW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO DOWN THERE 72 00:03:17,228 --> 00:03:18,468 AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CLEAR ALL THIS UP. 73 00:03:18,469 --> 00:03:21,299 - AND APOLOGIZE TO BRYCE AS WELL. - YEAH, I WILL. 74 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:24,202 WELL, GOTTA HEAD BACK TO THE TRIPLE B-G. 75 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,314 THE WHAT? 76 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,776 BOB'S BUGS-BE-GONE. 77 00:03:27,778 --> 00:03:31,208 IT'S JUST KIND OF A MORE HIP, HAPPENIN' WAY OF SAYING IT. 78 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,213 IS IT? 79 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:44,961 OH, THANKS SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME BORROW THIS, AMY. 80 00:03:44,955 --> 00:03:46,955 MY CAKE PAN WAS GETTING WORN OUT. 81 00:03:46,957 --> 00:03:49,327 SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 82 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,960 "WHO WOULD HAVE ONE THAT'S NEVER BEEN USED?" 83 00:03:53,964 --> 00:03:56,814 WELL, UH, AS LONG AS YOU'RE REPLACING THINGS 84 00:03:56,807 --> 00:03:58,307 THAT ARE WORN OUT, 85 00:03:58,309 --> 00:03:59,569 WOULD YOU LIKE TO BORROW A DRESS? 86 00:04:02,973 --> 00:04:04,983 ANYHOO... 87 00:04:04,975 --> 00:04:08,275 I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO BIRTHDAY DAY AT PRESCHOOL. 88 00:04:08,279 --> 00:04:11,619 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. DEEDEE AND CHARLIE WERE BORN IN THE SAME MONTH. 89 00:04:11,622 --> 00:04:16,332 THE WAY IT WORKS IS: WE EACH GET 15 MINUTES TO HONOR OUR LITTLE TYKES. 90 00:04:16,327 --> 00:04:18,787 YEAH, I HAVE FIVE KIDS. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. 91 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:24,502 WELL, MY 15 MINUTES ARE GONNA BE QUITE SOMETHIN'. 92 00:04:24,495 --> 00:04:26,295 YEAH, MINE TOO. 93 00:04:26,297 --> 00:04:29,267 I JUST DON'T WANNA BE ONE OF THOSE LAZY MOMS 94 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,769 WHO JUST GETS SOME STORE-BOUGHT CUPCAKES 95 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,352 AND A COUPLE OF SAD HATS. 96 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,776 YEAH, THOSE MOMS ARE SO LAME. 97 00:04:39,510 --> 00:04:42,980 HEY, MOM. GOT CHARLIE'S CUPCAKES AND PARTY HATS. 98 00:04:45,656 --> 00:04:47,456 THAT'S-- THAT'S FOR A DIFFERENT CHARLIE. 99 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:49,018 - OH, REALLY? - YES. 100 00:04:49,019 --> 00:04:50,289 WHO'S THIS CHARLIE? 101 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,420 THAT IS A-- WE HAVE-- 102 00:04:52,423 --> 00:04:53,623 HAVE A CAT. 103 00:04:55,826 --> 00:04:58,326 AND THE CAT IS ALSO NAMED CHARLIE. 104 00:04:58,329 --> 00:05:00,329 AND IT IS ALSO... 105 00:05:00,331 --> 00:05:01,971 CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY. 106 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:05,744 HERE, KITTY KITTY KITTY. ( kisses ) 107 00:05:05,736 --> 00:05:07,736 COME HERE, CHARLIE GIRL. 108 00:05:07,738 --> 00:05:09,738 COME HERE. COME HERE. 109 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:12,040 THAT WAS SAD. 110 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,024 YOU'RE TELLING ME. 111 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:17,385 WE FINALLY GET A CAT AND THEN WE LOSE IT? 112 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,551 ( school bell rings ) 113 00:05:22,553 --> 00:05:24,563 THERE HE IS! 114 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:27,997 WHAT'S ALL THIS? 115 00:05:27,998 --> 00:05:29,698 DUDE, YOU'RE A HERO! 116 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:32,600 - I AM? - YEAH, YOU TOOK DOWN BRYCE JENKINS. 117 00:05:32,603 --> 00:05:34,033 OHH, THE PUNCH-- 118 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,744 HI, GABE. 119 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:38,966 HI, GIRL WHO'S NEVER TALKED TO ME BEFORE. 120 00:05:38,969 --> 00:05:42,509 I'M NATALIE. I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO BRAVE. 121 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,084 YEAH, SO WHAT HAPPENED? HOW DID IT GO DOWN? 122 00:05:46,076 --> 00:05:47,916 OH, GUYS, LOOK, THE TRUTH IS 123 00:05:47,918 --> 00:05:51,448 I WAS JUST REALLY TIRED... 124 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:54,122 OF-- OF BRYCE'S ATTITUDE. 125 00:05:54,124 --> 00:05:55,894 SO I DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH. 126 00:05:57,027 --> 00:05:59,357 THAT'S WHEN I BROUGHT THE HAMMER DOWN. 127 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,029 THIS IS THE HAMMER; 128 00:06:01,031 --> 00:06:02,561 THESE ARE THE NAILS. 129 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:03,563 All: OOH... 130 00:06:08,098 --> 00:06:10,898 ( telephone rings ) 131 00:06:10,901 --> 00:06:13,401 BOB'S BUGS-BE-GONE. 132 00:06:13,404 --> 00:06:16,054 YEAH, SURE. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 133 00:06:16,046 --> 00:06:20,046 ANTS IN THE KITCHEN-- EWW, THAT'S GROSS! 134 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,782 YES, I AM NEW. HOW DID YOU KNOW? 135 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:24,794 ( door opens ) 136 00:06:26,016 --> 00:06:27,456 OKAY, UM... 137 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:30,088 I'LL HAVE SOMEBODY CALL YOU. JUST IN THE MEANWHILE, 138 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,790 GO TO A MOVIE OR SOMETHING. 139 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,622 JUST GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 140 00:06:35,165 --> 00:06:37,165 - HEY, TEDDY. - HI, BEAU. 141 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:39,667 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - UH, WELL, 142 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:42,000 MY DAD'S HAVING ME HELP OUT AND ANSWER PHONES 143 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:44,842 WHILE HE'S TRAINING YOU. SO... 144 00:06:44,835 --> 00:06:48,175 ARE YOU TRAINED YET? 'CAUSE THIS IS KINDA BORING. 145 00:06:48,178 --> 00:06:50,638 ( cellphone ringing ) 146 00:06:50,641 --> 00:06:52,811 EXCUSE ME, I GOTTA TAKE THIS. 147 00:06:54,144 --> 00:06:55,824 HEY, JULIE, LISTEN. I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. 148 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,486 I'M AT WORK. 149 00:06:57,488 --> 00:06:59,988 YES, I GOT YOUR TEXT AND YOUR E-MAIL 150 00:06:59,990 --> 00:07:01,990 AND YOUR TEXT ABOUT YOUR E-MAIL. 151 00:07:03,854 --> 00:07:06,034 HEY, CAN YOU HOLD ON A SECOND? MY BOSS NEEDS TO TELL ME SOMETHING. 152 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:09,128 ( mouthing ) 153 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,799 ( clears throat ) 154 00:07:10,801 --> 00:07:12,961 ( gruff voice ) BEAU, GET OVER HERE! 155 00:07:12,963 --> 00:07:14,103 WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY. 156 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:19,037 LOOK, I REALLY GOTTA GO. 157 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:22,039 OKAY, I WILL. I PROMISE. 158 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,712 OKAY, BYE. 159 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:25,154 THANK YOU. 160 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:27,875 ( normal voice ) NO PROBLEM. SO, WHO WAS THAT? 161 00:07:27,878 --> 00:07:30,178 JULIE, MY GIRLFRIEND BACK IN TENNESSEE. 162 00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:33,020 SHE'S HAVING A HARD TIME WITH THE LONG DISTANCE THING. 163 00:07:33,023 --> 00:07:34,533 YEAH, THAT CAN BE TOUGH. 164 00:07:34,525 --> 00:07:35,985 ( cellphone rings ) 165 00:07:35,986 --> 00:07:37,986 ( exhales ) IT'S HER AGAIN. 166 00:07:37,988 --> 00:07:39,028 - ( cellphone beeps ) - VOICEMAIL. 167 00:07:40,931 --> 00:07:42,231 YOU ARE AT WORK, RIGHT? 168 00:07:42,232 --> 00:07:44,232 ( telephone rings ) 169 00:07:45,696 --> 00:07:47,866 BOB'S BUGS-BE-- 170 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,038 IT'S FOR YOU. 171 00:07:56,246 --> 00:07:58,606 TOBY, WHERE'S YOUR TRAIN? 172 00:07:58,609 --> 00:08:01,149 OH, HE DIDN'T GET ONE. I JUST GAVE HIM THE BOX. 173 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:05,023 YOU GAVE HIM A BOX FOR HIS BIRTHDAY? 174 00:08:05,015 --> 00:08:06,755 YEAH. AFTER FIVE KIDS YOU LEARN 175 00:08:06,757 --> 00:08:09,057 THEY'RE ALWAYS MORE EXCITED ABOUT THE BOX. 176 00:08:09,059 --> 00:08:11,019 I SEE. 177 00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:14,021 SO IS THE TRAIN STILL AVAILABLE OR... ? 178 00:08:17,127 --> 00:08:18,227 HONEY, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 179 00:08:18,228 --> 00:08:19,598 I NEED YOUR HELP. HAVE A SEAT. 180 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,230 I NEED YOU TO HELP ME COME UP WITH SOME IDEAS 181 00:08:21,231 --> 00:08:22,831 FOR CHARLIE'S PRESCHOOL PARTY. 182 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,133 THE OBJECTIVE HERE: 183 00:08:24,134 --> 00:08:26,614 BLOW DEBBIE DOOLEY OUT OF THE WATER! 184 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:29,107 WOW, MOM, YOU KINDA MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A BATTLE PLAN. 185 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,739 OH, GOOD. THAT'S COMING THROUGH? 186 00:08:32,082 --> 00:08:33,212 ( mouthing ) 187 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,093 THE IDEA IS: 188 00:08:35,085 --> 00:08:37,715 WE GO FIRST, WE GO BIG, WE GO LOUD. 189 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,550 ( squeals ) 190 00:08:41,552 --> 00:08:43,122 WHEN CHARLIE'S PART OF THE PARTY IS OVER, 191 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,733 LITTLE DEEDEE ISN'T EVEN GONNA WANT A BIRTHDAY. 192 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,256 ISN'T THAT A LITTLE EXTREME? 193 00:08:47,257 --> 00:08:49,627 WELL, IT'S JUST A GOAL. I'M NOT SAYING WE'LL GET THERE. 194 00:08:50,901 --> 00:08:53,031 OKAY, BRAINSTORMING TIME. 195 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,713 MM, I HAVE TO WARN YOU, BRAINSTORMING'S NOT REALLY MY THING. 196 00:08:55,706 --> 00:08:57,706 IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY UP HERE. 197 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,110 PJ, I HAVE FAITH IN YOU. 198 00:09:01,111 --> 00:09:02,811 BESIDES, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S HOME. 199 00:09:02,813 --> 00:09:05,823 OKAY. 200 00:09:05,816 --> 00:09:08,646 THROW OUT SOME IDEAS. JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING. 201 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,579 - WHAT YOU GOT? - UM... 202 00:09:10,581 --> 00:09:12,581 KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 203 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:14,023 - GOING BIG. - AN ELEPHANT. 204 00:09:14,024 --> 00:09:16,134 - LITTLE SMALLER. - A BABY ELEPHANT. 205 00:09:16,126 --> 00:09:17,926 - GOOD! - YOU LIKE THE BABY ELEPHANT? 206 00:09:17,928 --> 00:09:20,588 NO. IT'S GOOD THAT WE'RE GETTING THE BAD IDEAS OUT OF THE WAY. 207 00:09:25,035 --> 00:09:26,865 UH, GABE, THERE YOU ARE. 208 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,137 BRYCE IS LOOKING FOR YOU. 209 00:09:28,138 --> 00:09:29,838 - HE IS? - YEAH. 210 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,040 HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 211 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:33,741 YEAH, WELL, TELL BRYCE 212 00:09:33,744 --> 00:09:35,884 I'LL BE RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR HIM. 213 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,876 - YEAH. - YEAH. OKAY. 214 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,688 ( sputtering ) 215 00:09:54,164 --> 00:09:57,904 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU AND MY DAD WEREN'T COMING BACK UNTIL LATER. 216 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:01,128 YEAH, WELL, THERE WAS KIND OF AN... INCIDENT. 217 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,175 I SET OFF A BUG BOMB AND THEN I GOT A TEXT. 218 00:10:08,178 --> 00:10:11,338 AND THEN HE ANSWERED THE TEXT RATHER THAN SAY, 219 00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:14,011 "YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS, BOB." 220 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,186 AGAIN, I'M REALLY SORRY, MR. DUNCAN. 221 00:10:18,188 --> 00:10:21,018 HEY, A LITTLE POISON NEVER KILLED ANYBODY. 222 00:10:23,293 --> 00:10:25,133 OH, YEAH, IT DID. 223 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,925 UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? 224 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,957 I'M GONNA GO HOME AND GET CLEANED UP. 225 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,102 - LET ME GUESS... - ( door closes ) 226 00:10:34,104 --> 00:10:35,844 ...THE TEXT WAS FROM YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 227 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:39,006 YEAH. THIS IS GETTING TO BE TOO MUCH. 228 00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:40,239 NOW IT'S AFFECTING MY JOB. 229 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,410 WELL, IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, 230 00:10:42,412 --> 00:10:45,052 IT'S NOT MUCH OF A JOB. 231 00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:49,016 THAT'S IT. I GOTTA BREAK UP WITH HER. 232 00:10:49,019 --> 00:10:50,249 AND THIS TIME IT'S GONNA STICK. 233 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,320 THIS TIME? 234 00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:52,851 I TRIED TO BREAK UP WITH JULIE 235 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,863 BEFORE I MOVED HERE. 236 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,855 BUT AS SOON AS I STARTED, HER EYES GOT ALL MISTY 237 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,187 AND HER BOTTOM LIP POPPED OUT. 238 00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:01,930 NEXT THING I KNOW I'M MAKING HER A MIXTAPE. 239 00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:05,673 WELL, GOOD LUCK. 240 00:11:06,837 --> 00:11:07,897 I NEED HELP. 241 00:11:09,399 --> 00:11:10,899 - FROM YOU. - ME? 242 00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:12,141 WHAT CAN I DO? 243 00:11:12,142 --> 00:11:13,972 YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE JULIE. 244 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,154 I'LL TRY AND BREAK UP WITH YOU, 245 00:11:15,145 --> 00:11:16,845 AND YOU TRY AND TALK ME OUT OF IT. 246 00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:19,007 OOH, HEY! LUCKY FOR YOU, 247 00:11:19,009 --> 00:11:21,909 I DO AN AMAZING SOUTHERN ACCENT. 248 00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:24,253 THAT REALLY WON'T BE NECESSARY. 249 00:11:24,254 --> 00:11:25,794 ( Southern accent ) HOWDY, BEAU. 250 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,416 HOW'S YOUR MAMA AND THEM? 251 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:29,989 TEDDY, I DON'T-- 252 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,690 TEDDY? WHO'S TEDDY? 253 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,032 I'M JULIE, THE FLOWER OF THE SOUTH. 254 00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:41,768 OR MAYBE YOU CAN JUST BE THERE TO SUPPORT ME WHEN I BREAK UP WITH HER. 255 00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:43,102 QUIETLY. 256 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,013 WITH NO ACCENT. 257 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,005 ALL RIGHT, SUGAR. 258 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,307 LET ME KNOW IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 259 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,811 OKAY. 260 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:53,913 BUT I WON'T. 261 00:11:59,149 --> 00:12:01,849 OKAY-- DRY RUN FOR CHARLIE'S PARTY. 262 00:12:01,852 --> 00:12:03,152 LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP. 263 00:12:03,153 --> 00:12:05,163 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 264 00:12:05,155 --> 00:12:07,395 YOU'VE SEEN HER AT ONE, YOU'VE SEEN HER AT TWO, 265 00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:10,927 AGAIN AT THREE AND NOW CHARLIE DUNCAN... 266 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:14,001 IS FOUR! 267 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:22,138 - GREAT. - I SHOULD HAVE SUNGLASSES. 268 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,952 OOH, NICE TOUCH. WE'LL GET THOSE. 269 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,115 OKAY, ONCE SHE GETS TO THE CENTER OF THE ROOM, 270 00:12:27,117 --> 00:12:28,117 YOU GO FOR THE BIG FINISH. 271 00:12:31,982 --> 00:12:34,992 LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR UNDERSTANDING OF "BIG FINISH." 272 00:12:34,985 --> 00:12:37,985 I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY GLASSES. 273 00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:43,361 OKAY OKAY, THIS IS GOOD. BUT IS IT ENOUGH? 274 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,103 I FEEL LIKE WE NEED ONE MORE THING. 275 00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:47,797 HI, HON'. 276 00:12:48,939 --> 00:12:50,869 A CLOWN. WE NEED A CLOWN. 277 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,112 NO, IT'S OKAY. NOT LIFE-THREATENING. 278 00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:56,275 BUT THANKS FOR THE CONCERN. 279 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,349 OH, NO NO NO NO. YOU'RE NOT TRACKING THAT STUFF 280 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:01,350 THROUGH MY HOUSE. 281 00:13:01,351 --> 00:13:03,081 HOW ELSE AM I GONNA GET CLEANED UP? 282 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,423 CHARLIE, HONEY, TAKE YOUR FATHER TO THE BACKYARD 283 00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:07,215 AND HOSE HIM DOWN. 284 00:13:07,217 --> 00:13:09,787 COME ON, DADDY. YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 285 00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:17,896 ( school bell ringing ) 286 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,969 DUNCAN! 287 00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:28,075 ( nervously ) HEY, BRYCE. 288 00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:30,138 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. 289 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:33,110 HEY, THAT IS THE FIRST I'M HEARING OF THAT. 290 00:13:34,284 --> 00:13:36,554 THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING TO DO. 291 00:13:36,546 --> 00:13:39,086 OKAY, JUST GET IT OVER WITH. 292 00:13:39,089 --> 00:13:40,389 ( inhales sharply ) 293 00:13:41,952 --> 00:13:43,452 DUDE, I'M NOT GONNA HIT YOU. 294 00:13:43,453 --> 00:13:44,823 I JUST WANNA THANK YOU. 295 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,004 FOR WHAT? 296 00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:48,296 I'M NOT THE TOUGHEST KID IN SCHOOL ANYMORE. 297 00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:49,828 ( sighs ) WHAT A RELIEF. 298 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,959 I'M FREE TO BE ME. 299 00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:53,001 I CAN FINALLY JOIN THE BOOK CLUB, 300 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:54,303 TAKE MODERN DANCE. 301 00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:58,405 ALL THE THINGS YOU USED TO BEAT PEOPLE UP FOR. 302 00:13:58,408 --> 00:14:00,938 - IRONIC, HUH? - YEAH. 303 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,571 I WOULDN'T WANNA BE YOU, THOUGH. 304 00:14:02,572 --> 00:14:04,572 NOW THAT YOU'RE THE TOUGHEST KID, 305 00:14:04,574 --> 00:14:07,154 EVERYONE'S GONNA WANT A PIECE OF YOU. 306 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,047 THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. 307 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,919 HERE'S A TIP: 308 00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:12,951 MAKE SURE THE NURSE KNOWS YOUR BLOOD TYPE. 309 00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:20,288 OH! OW! 310 00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:22,630 OH, HE PUNCHED ME! NOAH PUNCHED ME! 311 00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:26,472 - WHAT? - NOAH NIXON'S NOW THE TOUGHEST KID IN SCHOOL! 312 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,468 GLAD THAT'S OVER. 313 00:14:33,303 --> 00:14:34,913 JUST STAY STRONG. 314 00:14:34,905 --> 00:14:36,245 YOU CAN DO THIS. 315 00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:38,976 ( key clacks ) 316 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,609 ( exhales ) HEY, JULIE. 317 00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:42,950 - Hi, Darling. - HEY, LOOK, THERE'S SOMETHING 318 00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:44,053 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU. 319 00:14:44,054 --> 00:14:45,964 Have you been getting my messages? 320 00:14:45,956 --> 00:14:47,256 Because the girl who answers the phone 321 00:14:47,257 --> 00:14:48,587 doesn't seem very smart. 322 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,972 LOOK, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS A LOT. 323 00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:58,196 NOW THAT WE'RE SO FAR APART, IT'S TOUGH, SO-- 324 00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,998 You're moving back home?! 325 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,970 NO, I'M NOT MOVING BACK HOME. 326 00:15:01,972 --> 00:15:04,942 LOOK, I'M CALLING TO TELL YOU THAT I THINK WE SHOULD BREAK UP. 327 00:15:04,935 --> 00:15:06,575 What? 328 00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:08,306 You're dumping me? 329 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,478 ( voice breaking ) I can't believe this. 330 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,580 ( exhales ) 331 00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:13,311 OH, COME ON. DON'T DO THAT. 332 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,323 NOT THE LIP. PLEASE NOT THE LIP. 333 00:15:16,386 --> 00:15:18,546 OKAY, MAYBE WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK. 334 00:15:18,548 --> 00:15:19,618 N-NO. 335 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,452 JULIE, HI. I'M TEDDY. 336 00:15:24,454 --> 00:15:26,134 UM... 337 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,026 PUT THE LIP AWAY, SWEETIE. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK ON ME. 338 00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:31,060 Who are you? 339 00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:32,531 I WORK WITH BEAU. 340 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,032 I TAKE THE MESSAGES. 341 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,214 AND I HAPPEN TO THINK I'M VERY SMART, 342 00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,366 BUT MAYBE THAT DOESN'T COME ACROSS OVER THE PHONE. 343 00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:41,970 Are you trying to steal my boyfriend? 344 00:15:41,972 --> 00:15:43,472 NO! NO NO NO NO NO. 345 00:15:43,473 --> 00:15:45,653 NOT AT ALL. WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 346 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,975 IN FACT, I JUST WENT THROUGH WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH-- 347 00:15:47,978 --> 00:15:50,648 A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP THAT DIDN'T WORK. 348 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:54,990 UNTIL WE BOTH DECIDED THAT WE HAD TO MAKE A TOUGH CHOICE. 349 00:15:54,985 --> 00:15:58,025 WE HAD TO BE MATURE AND LET EACH OTHER GO. 350 00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:02,060 Who are you again? 351 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,073 LOOK, I KNOW IT'S HARD NOW, 352 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,395 BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 353 00:16:06,396 --> 00:16:08,966 YOU GOT A LOT GOING FOR YOU. YOU'RE PRETTY, 354 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,968 YOU SEEM NICE 355 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,300 AND YOU GOT THAT CUTE SOUTHERN ACCENT. 356 00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:15,613 You really think I'll be okay? 357 00:16:15,605 --> 00:16:17,445 ABSOLUTELY. 358 00:16:17,447 --> 00:16:21,147 HEY, AND, UH... SPEAKING OF SOUTHERN ACCENTS, 359 00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:23,981 I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG, BUT I HAPPEN TO THINK 360 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,623 I DO A PRETTY GOOD ONE MYSELF. 361 00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:27,055 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT? 362 00:16:27,057 --> 00:16:28,317 No, thank you. 363 00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:31,318 - But I appreciate you making this easier. - OKAY. 364 00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:32,521 ( Southern accent ) WE'LL Y'ALL HAVE A REAL GOOD-- 365 00:16:32,522 --> 00:16:33,522 ( key clacks ) 366 00:16:33,523 --> 00:16:35,073 ( normal voice ) OH. 367 00:16:35,065 --> 00:16:37,225 AND SHE'S GONE. 368 00:16:37,227 --> 00:16:39,297 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 369 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,999 I DID IT. 370 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,170 WELL, WE DID IT. 371 00:16:45,075 --> 00:16:47,175 I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. 372 00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:48,677 I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH, TEDDY. 373 00:16:48,678 --> 00:16:50,338 I'M GLAD I COULD HELP. 374 00:16:58,488 --> 00:17:00,648 I SHOULD PROBABLY... 375 00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:02,550 GET OUT TO THE JOB. 376 00:17:02,552 --> 00:17:05,022 YEAH. AND I-- I SHOULD... 377 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,104 GET BACK OVER HERE. 378 00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:17,114 ( exhales deeply ) 379 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,370 OKAY, EVERYBODY. KIDS, 380 00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:25,722 IT'S TIME FOR CHARLIE'S SUPER-INCREDIBLE... 381 00:17:25,715 --> 00:17:28,545 AMAZING PARTY! 382 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,218 AND THE OTHER ONE. 383 00:17:32,082 --> 00:17:34,722 OKAY, CHARLIE, THIS IS YOUR BIG MOMENT. 384 00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:36,234 LET'S SEE THE WAVE. 385 00:17:38,588 --> 00:17:39,758 REMEMBER, SWIVEL THE WRIST. 386 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,759 IT'S LIKE SCREWING IN A LIGHT BULB. 387 00:17:45,195 --> 00:17:46,695 OKAY. 388 00:17:46,696 --> 00:17:48,766 IT'S GO TIME. 389 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,568 MOM, WAIT. LOOK. 390 00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:53,641 DEEDEE LOOKS SAD. 391 00:17:53,643 --> 00:17:54,843 SHE SURE DOES. 392 00:17:54,844 --> 00:17:56,214 YEAH. 393 00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:58,076 IT'S REALLY BRINGING ME DOWN. 394 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,207 EXCUSE ME, HONEY. COULD YOU MOVE OUT OF THE DOORWAY? 395 00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:01,580 GRAND ENTRANCE COMING THROUGH. 396 00:18:02,752 --> 00:18:05,692 CAN DEEDEE RIDE IN THE CAR WITH ME? 397 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,516 IT WOULD BE THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 398 00:18:08,518 --> 00:18:10,488 NO NO NO NO NO! THIS IS NOT ABOUT DOING THE RIGHT THING. 399 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,360 THIS IS ABOUT WINNING. 400 00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:14,862 THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE TEACHING CHARLIE. 401 00:18:14,864 --> 00:18:17,104 AND I MEAN HER, NOT THE CAT. 402 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,768 OKAY, FINE. 403 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,142 I ALWAYS HATE THIS PART. 404 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,236 MAY I PRESENT TO YOU 405 00:18:28,238 --> 00:18:30,708 CHARLIE AND DEEDEE! 406 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,710 THE BIRTHDAY GIRLS! 407 00:18:39,149 --> 00:18:41,149 WAVE, DEEDEE, WAVE. 408 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:45,834 ( cheering ) 409 00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:51,258 THANKS FOR INCLUDING DEEDEE. 410 00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:53,531 - THAT WAS NICE. - OH, WELL, 411 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,213 YOU KNOW ME. 412 00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:57,835 ALWAYS TAKING THE HIGH ROAD. 413 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,807 THAT'S ONE WAY TO GO. 414 00:18:59,809 --> 00:19:01,309 HERE'S ANOTHER. 415 00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:03,611 HEY, EVERYBODY. 416 00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:07,853 I'VE GOT A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR DEEDEE'S BIRTHDAY. 417 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,347 LOOK OUTSIDE! 418 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,849 - OHH! - ( kids cheering ) 419 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,380 ( elephant roars ) 420 00:19:13,383 --> 00:19:14,523 A BABY ELEPHANT! 421 00:19:14,524 --> 00:19:17,364 I KNEW THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA! 422 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,857 COME ON, EVERYONE. 423 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,158 ELEPHANT RIDES ON THE PLAYGROUND! 424 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,160 ( all cheering ) 425 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,267 WELL, AT LEAST YOU HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING 426 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,270 YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. 427 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,271 YEAH. THAT'S TRUE. 428 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,254 WHY DON'T I FEEL BETTER? 429 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,677 I'M PROUD OF YOU, MOM. 430 00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:41,649 THANKS. 431 00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:42,811 YEAH, I GOT NOTHIN'. 432 00:19:44,354 --> 00:19:45,864 WELL, I'M GONNA GO USE THE RESTROOM 433 00:19:45,855 --> 00:19:46,815 AND THEN I'LL HELP YOU CLEAN UP ALL THIS. 434 00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:48,856 - OKAY. THANKS, HONEY. - MM-HMM. 435 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,960 ( sighs deeply ) 436 00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:58,826 ( elephant roars ) 437 00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,830 WHOO-HOO! 438 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:12,839 Well, Charlie, you'll always remember your fourth birthday. 439 00:20:12,842 --> 00:20:16,222 That's the one where they couldn't get PJ off the elephant. 440 00:20:18,548 --> 00:20:20,888 I missed it, though. I was at Dad's office 441 00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:22,890 breaking up with Beau's girlfriend. 442 00:20:24,294 --> 00:20:26,304 So, now he's single. 443 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,697 Why did I smile when I said that? 444 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,000 Why... ( giggles ) 445 00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:33,861 why am I still smiling? 446 00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:37,765 Amy: Ladies and gentlemen, 447 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:40,267 - presenting... - ( sighs ) 448 00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:42,270 ...dinner! 449 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,784 She hasn't put that thing down all day. 450 00:20:47,777 --> 00:20:50,617 In this corner, weighing in at six and a half pounds, 451 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:54,280 everybody's favorite, baked chicken! 452 00:20:54,284 --> 00:20:58,294 And in this corner, it's the lean, green fighting machine... 453 00:20:58,288 --> 00:20:59,788 salad! 454 00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:02,860 Tonight's meal will be refereed by... 455 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,692 applesauce! 456 00:21:07,997 --> 00:21:09,867 Wish us good luck, Charlie. 457 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,675 OKAY, CHARLIE. 458 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:19,678 MAKE A WISH. 459 00:21:22,612 --> 00:21:23,652 CHARLIE! 460 00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:25,893 YOU BRING YOUR BROTHER BACK RIGHT NOW! 461 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,585 OKAY. 462 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,588 ( laughs ) 463 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,622 THANK YOU. NOW I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU 464 00:21:34,624 --> 00:21:36,634 ONE MORE CHANCE, YOUNG LADY. 465 00:21:36,626 --> 00:21:39,726 AND THIS TIME MAKE IT A NICE WISH. 466 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,483 CHARLIE DUNCAN, THAT WAS VERY NAUGHTY. 467 00:21:46,476 --> 00:21:48,306 DO YOU WANNA GO WHERE MOMMY IS? 468 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,510 NO. 469 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,523 ( stammering ) I-- I WAS JUST-- 470 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,715 I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WANTED YOUR PRESENTS. 471 00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:58,687 ( babbles ) 472 00:21:58,688 --> 00:22:00,648 AND TOBY'S PRESENTS. 473 00:22:02,592 --> 00:22:04,552 AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOU WANTED. 474 00:22:04,554 --> 00:22:07,504 WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG JUST FINE.