3 00:00:38,042 --> 00:00:42,167 Far, far to the north lies an unforgiving land, 4 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:48,250 where the nights last several moons, and the winters are cruel. 5 00:00:51,792 --> 00:00:55,000 This is the land of the Vikings. 6 00:00:56,417 --> 00:01:00,667 Here, fierce chieftains lead their mighty warriors to battle. 7 00:01:36,708 --> 00:01:38,250 Hello? 8 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:42,167 Anybody home? 9 00:01:43,542 --> 00:01:45,792 By Thor! 10 00:01:57,667 --> 00:01:59,625 It's always the same. 11 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:02,083 We raid, and nobody's there. 12 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:06,833 Are the Gods angry with us? 13 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:16,292 Hear the words of the Gods! 14 00:02:16,958 --> 00:02:20,125 "Half a loaf of bread is better than none." 15 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,750 "The early bird gets the worm." 16 00:02:25,917 --> 00:02:28,833 Cryptograf, make yourself useful for once. 17 00:02:29,292 --> 00:02:30,583 Odin says... 18 00:02:31,792 --> 00:02:34,833 How do our enemies vanish without a trace? 19 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:40,250 Odin says that fear lends them wings. 20 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:44,542 What did you say? 21 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:47,958 This thing "fear" gives them the power to fly? 22 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:54,000 - No, it was just a figure of speech. - Imagine if we could fly! 23 00:02:58,708 --> 00:03:02,042 Excuse me, I think you've misinterpreted what... 24 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:07,125 We need to find a champion of fear, who will teach us this magic art. 25 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:11,792 With fear giving us wings, nothing will stand in our way. 26 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:16,250 Soon we can boast to the world, Vikings know all about fear! 27 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:21,500 We are the most chicken-hearted, jelly-bellied, weak-kneed cowards of all! 28 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,875 Cowards! Cowards! Cowards! 29 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:31,917 I would give anything to whoever brings me that champion. 30 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,667 Anything?! 31 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,458 Cryptograf! Can you do it? 32 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:48,792 Odin says that the champion of fear is... 33 00:03:50,542 --> 00:03:52,667 located right... 34 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:54,292 right... 35 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:56,542 right there. 36 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:10,125 And where has the finger of fate pointed? 37 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,792 A village of steadfast Gauls. 38 00:04:12,958 --> 00:04:15,917 The last hold-out against the Roman Empire. 39 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:20,250 Sharing mutual respect, harmony and understanding. 40 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:29,375 - Hi Obelix. - So, Asterix... 41 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:31,750 Anything exciting happening today? 42 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:33,083 No, not really. 43 00:04:33,542 --> 00:04:37,875 - Hey, any trouble from the Romans? - Nah, afraid not. 44 00:04:39,125 --> 00:04:42,667 - My fish is rotten? - It's more than rotten, Unhygienix... 45 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:49,042 I feel like something's missing around here. I don't know what, maybe a good fish fight. 46 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:54,042 Actually, there's a fish fight right now. 47 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:55,542 There is? 48 00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:57,417 Want to join in? 49 00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:02,125 - I suppose so. - But Obelix, no stones, okay? 50 00:05:02,292 --> 00:05:05,375 - Well, at least they're fresh. - Stop the fight! 51 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:07,375 Stop, I say! 52 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,917 Stop it! 53 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:16,417 I hold in my hand a letter from my brother Doublehelix, 54 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:22,208 the renowned warrior. The famous hero of the Battle of Gergovia, 55 00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:27,000 who fought side by side with the great Vercingetorix. 56 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:29,208 But what's the news? 57 00:05:30,292 --> 00:05:32,000 Oh, yes. 58 00:05:32,167 --> 00:05:36,625 He's sending his son Justforkix here from Parisium. 59 00:05:36,792 --> 00:05:40,083 Now, you're my two finest warriors. 60 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:45,208 I'm giving you the job of training Justforkix to be a man. 61 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:48,958 We'll make him the greatest warrior Gaul's ever seen! 62 00:05:49,542 --> 00:05:53,667 We must prepare a grand feast in his honor. 63 00:05:53,917 --> 00:05:56,875 All right, people, you know what to do. 64 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:22,333 Hey, dudes. 65 00:06:23,542 --> 00:06:24,792 So... 66 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:27,583 Are you... of course you are... 67 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,833 Justforkix! 68 00:06:30,167 --> 00:06:36,500 This is Justforkix, son of my brother Doublehelix, the renowned warrior. 69 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:40,875 - The famous hero of the battle of... - Yeah, yeah. Big deal. 70 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:48,417 These are my finest warriors, Asterix and Obelix. 71 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,833 They're in charge of your training. 72 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:52,542 Hello. 73 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:02,667 Hey, look at that. Is that your bird? 74 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,958 Yeah, that's SMS... Shortmessageserviceix. 75 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,625 I send SMS's to all my babes. 76 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:23,250 Guess you're not into new technology, in the sticks. 77 00:07:23,417 --> 00:07:25,000 Hey, what's for dinner? 78 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:30,000 - We've prepared an exquisite hors d'oeuvre... - This fish isn't very fresh. 79 00:07:30,167 --> 00:07:32,917 - I told you so! - Not fresh?! Why you! 80 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:44,083 It's great about Parisium that it's a 24-hour town. 81 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:50,750 Yeah, well, you know. Open all night. Trance, dance, the works. It's pretty cool. 82 00:07:56,292 --> 00:07:58,042 You want some wild boar? 83 00:07:58,458 --> 00:08:02,167 Oh, yeah! No. I don't eat meat, just vegetables. 84 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:07,583 Vegetables? But, you don't understand. I bagged the boar myself! 85 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:13,083 Come on, try a teeny-weenie bite. When I was your age I ate nothing but boar. 86 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:18,125 Boar pudding. Boar pot pie. Boar cake with marmalade... 87 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:25,333 - Don't force him, you'll turn him off. - Look at him. See how skinny he is? 88 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:30,292 If we want to make a warrior out of him, we've got to get him to eat. 89 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:42,042 Man! This really is the sticks! 90 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:55,542 Cacofonix, warble one tune, and you'll be singing in a boys choir. 91 00:08:56,958 --> 00:08:58,042 Barbarian! 92 00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:02,375 - You want to dance? - To this?! 93 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:06,958 No way! Celtic music is, like, so ancient history! 94 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:11,250 So, uh... what's, like, groovy right now? 95 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,917 Let me show you how we get down'n dirty 96 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:20,625 back in the catacombs of Parisium 97 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:24,375 Hey, are you in the flow, bro? 98 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:28,792 Oh, yeah. I'm down and dirty, bro. 99 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:49,500 Sure you packed everything, Olaf? Your mace? A change of under-armor? 100 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,708 Dad, please! 101 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:57,125 This is my 34th or 35th raid. 102 00:11:30,292 --> 00:11:33,625 - Oh, honey, come here a sec. - Yes, dear. 103 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:40,250 While you pillage the barbarians, drop by their temple and pick up some chandeliers. 104 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,958 - Yes, dear. - And here's a list of furniture I want. 105 00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:50,125 I want a selection of economical but stylish tables, bookcases and cabinets, 106 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:54,125 in oak and teak, that are easily assembled. You got that? 107 00:11:54,292 --> 00:11:55,583 Yes, Vikea. 108 00:11:55,958 --> 00:12:01,333 - We could use a new pair of matching skulls. - I'll look out for twins. 109 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:07,125 Okay, is it time to go? I'm all ready. 110 00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:13,375 Abba, I've told you a hundred times. This is not a pleasure cruise, it's a business trip. 111 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:16,458 Oh, Daddy, please? Pretty please? 112 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:22,250 Let me come, just this once, and then I'll never bother you again, I promise. 113 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:23,500 Well... 114 00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:28,292 Absolutely not! No women or children on board! 115 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:29,792 - Why? - Don't argue. 116 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,458 I have spoken, by Thor and Odin put together! 117 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:36,542 Don't you go berserk on me, young lady! 118 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,833 I'll make another list. 119 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:49,333 No women?! No children on board?! 120 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:52,875 Being a girl sucks! 121 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,083 Heave! 122 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,917 Heave away, lads. 123 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:39,542 Justforkix? Time to start training to become a warrior. 124 00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:44,417 It's not even noon, yet. Wake me up at 3. 125 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,500 Obelix? May I? 126 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,083 Pirates! 127 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:20,875 Gauls! 128 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,625 Being a man sucks. 129 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:52,917 No, no, no... 130 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:19,000 Gentleman, how is my nephew doing? 131 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:23,917 - Fantastic, he's doing great. - Great might not be the word, exactly. 132 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:28,333 - Oh, yeah. He's doing really great. - Let's say we're doing our best. 133 00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:32,667 Impedimenta! Bring him in! 134 00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,333 Go on. 135 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,625 No! No, not them! 136 00:16:38,292 --> 00:16:41,667 Please! Please! Don't leave me alone with them! 137 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:48,417 Is that what you call fantastic?! Great progress?! 138 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:52,333 I gave you a mission to make a man of him. 139 00:16:53,042 --> 00:16:56,708 - Nobody asked me if I wanted to be a man. - That's enough. 140 00:16:56,875 --> 00:17:03,667 You'll carry on. And you two better find something he likes to do! 141 00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:10,083 It's ready! 142 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,792 - We getting ready for a party? - Sort of. 143 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:21,000 But first you need a little pick-me-up. 144 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,167 Whoa, thanks sonny. 145 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:41,083 Yeah, I'm not drinking that. It's not organic. 146 00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:44,750 Wait! 147 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,042 - Wait, it's good for you. - Look at him go! 148 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:52,125 It'll make you manly! It'll put hair on your chest! 149 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:56,917 You don't have any. Come to think of it, neither do I. 150 00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:58,625 Obelix! 151 00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:08,208 Thank you. 152 00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:11,625 - Salmon or salmon. - Salmon. 153 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:14,042 - Salmon or... - Salmon. 154 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:21,000 - Salmon or salmon. - Salmon... salmon. 155 00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:24,583 You new? I don't know you. 156 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,208 Yeah... 157 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,208 Abba! What are you doing here?! 158 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:58,667 - I said you can't come! - I've had it up to here with can't! 159 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:03,708 I'm not staying at home anymore! 160 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:08,208 - Is it right to treat women like slaves? - YEAH! 161 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:11,542 Well, one day we're going to be equal to men! 162 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,417 Yeah! 163 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:17,542 - Are you finished? - No, I'm not! 164 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,750 Women want to fly, too. We want to learn fear! 165 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:25,625 - We can be just as scared as men. - Yeah! 166 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:33,333 - Who is this new guy? - That's my daughter, cod brain! 167 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:36,708 Your daughter's a man? 168 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:39,708 Land ahead! 169 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:44,250 Okay, men! Back in your seats and fasten your seatbelts! 170 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,625 We're getting ready for landing. 171 00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:05,583 Um, guys? 172 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,667 I'm really not sure about this. 173 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,083 Just relax, It'll be fun! Everybody's going. 174 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:22,583 - Is this where the party is? - You could say that. 175 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,917 Long live Pax Romana! 176 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:38,042 - What is that?! - Whoa! 177 00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:40,333 Cesar forever! 178 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:44,208 That's Oleaginous. He's new round here. 179 00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:47,583 - Can I take this one? - Leave him to the kid. 180 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,542 Right, Asterix. Leave him to it. Come on. 181 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,792 All right, all right. Take it easy. 182 00:20:57,083 --> 00:21:00,625 - Would your Highness care to do the honors? - What?! 183 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:01,833 On 3. 184 00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:03,292 - Are you crazy? - 1. 185 00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:05,083 - I'm a pacifist! - 2. 186 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:08,042 - I'm not going to fight anyone! - 3! 187 00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,042 - Hey, you did it! - First one down! 188 00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:13,083 Yeah! Well done! 189 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,542 They're animals! 190 00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:48,250 - Let me out of here! - Second door on the right, past the tent. 191 00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:49,750 Thank you. 192 00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:56,542 - Hey, the kid's getting into it. - I knew he'd like it. 193 00:22:08,417 --> 00:22:09,958 Crazy! 194 00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:12,333 They're all crazy! 195 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:24,667 Vikings! 196 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:34,958 At last, my fist raid. I can't wait! 197 00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:40,292 Nah... don't even think about it. You stay on board till we're back home. 198 00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:44,167 - What? You can't do that! - Yes I can. 199 00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:47,917 - I won't stay, you can't make me. - Yes I can. 200 00:22:48,292 --> 00:22:49,583 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 201 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,625 Oh, yeah? 202 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,542 Yeah! 203 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,042 All right, men, you know why we're here. 204 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:05,625 But they'll be no killing and plundering this time. 205 00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:07,708 Always nitpicking. 206 00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:13,292 Rather than slaughter them, we must observe them, and get what we came for. 207 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,583 Find the champion! Then we'll slaughter them. 208 00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:27,958 Olaf, over here. 209 00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:31,458 - You sure you got the plan? - Yeah. 210 00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:36,458 No. I'm sorry, Dad, but it's a really complicated plan! 211 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,500 Sit down and I'll try again. 212 00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:44,125 Here, this is you. 213 00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:47,000 - I'm a rock? - Just pretend it's you. 214 00:23:47,167 --> 00:23:49,667 - Okay. - Here's the champion of fear. 215 00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:54,667 See how he's trembling. If you capture the champion of fear, like this... 216 00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:59,042 Then you can ask Chief Timeandahaf for anything you want. 217 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:00,625 Oh. 218 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:04,792 - What do I want? - Her, the chief's daughter. 219 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:08,167 - Abba?! - Looks like a rock. 220 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,750 There. It's a girl. 221 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:15,250 - What am I supposed to do with her? - Marry her. 222 00:24:15,417 --> 00:24:17,875 Why? She took my hair! 223 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:23,583 The chief doesn't have a son, so his son-in-law is next in line to be chief. 224 00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:26,125 Do you understand the plan, now? 225 00:24:28,792 --> 00:24:30,083 Yeah! 226 00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:33,792 I'm a rock. 227 00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,958 Well, that went rather well. 228 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:52,083 Yeah. Good enough for the kid, anyway. He enjoyed himself, I think. 229 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:57,208 - Obelix, Asterix, help! They're coming! - Ah, there's our boy. 230 00:24:57,458 --> 00:24:58,875 Yeah, look at him run! 231 00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:03,667 They're landing! The Vikings are landing on the beach! 232 00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:06,375 We have to tell the others! 233 00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:11,625 - Take it easy. One invader at a time. - That's right. They take their time. 234 00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:12,958 We were... 235 00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:19,250 - We have to go. What are you waiting for?! - What? You want to go now? 236 00:25:19,542 --> 00:25:24,083 Aren't you listening to me? Don't you know who the Vikings are? 237 00:25:24,375 --> 00:25:28,708 Sure, they're ruthless warriors who destroy everything in their path. 238 00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:33,333 Just because we're provincial doesn't mean we're not with it. 239 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,292 I don't under... 240 00:25:56,250 --> 00:26:00,083 - Maybe we should talk to him. - I think he's hungry. 241 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:05,250 - I'll go get a boar. - No! It's better if you talked to him. 242 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:20,375 All right, listen. You mustn't get scared. We're here for you. 243 00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:24,542 Remember, we're Gauls. We don't know the meaning of fear. 244 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:28,292 Well I do. I'm an expert. 245 00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:31,375 I'm afraid of everything. 246 00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:35,000 I'm, like, the champion of fear. 247 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:40,583 There, there. Look at you, a big tough warrior. 248 00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:44,000 You're not frightened now, are you? 249 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:48,833 I guess not. It's not so bad, now. As long as you're here. 250 00:26:49,458 --> 00:26:52,042 - Spoil sports. - We'd better get going. 251 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:56,125 - Or we'll miss lunch. - We'll continue training tomorrow. 252 00:26:56,583 --> 00:27:00,000 You can easily become a warrior. No problem. 253 00:27:00,542 --> 00:27:03,375 No, it's hopeless. 254 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,792 What?! 255 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,833 You saw the champion?! And he knows the meaning of fear?! 256 00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:14,625 Yeah, yeah he does. 257 00:27:14,792 --> 00:27:18,292 I observed him. But when he's with those stupid Gauls, 258 00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:21,125 he forgets it. He's not so bright. 259 00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:22,625 You idiot! 260 00:27:23,167 --> 00:27:27,792 You saw him and didn't grab him? You think we're here to take notes? 261 00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:33,583 Rescue the champion before these barbarians train all the fear out of him. 262 00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:44,000 Hey! 263 00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:45,625 Justforkix, I... 264 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:50,542 I've been trying out some of the dance steps you showed me, and... 265 00:27:50,708 --> 00:27:53,583 I'm just not sure I got it right. 266 00:27:57,417 --> 00:28:03,458 Well, you're right, you don't got it right. Your left foot goes behind, like this. 267 00:28:03,792 --> 00:28:07,458 - Oh, yeah, It's better. - Yeah, much better. 268 00:28:07,792 --> 00:28:11,875 Practice when I'm gone, and you'll rule the dance floor in no time. 269 00:28:12,042 --> 00:28:13,083 Gone?! 270 00:28:14,167 --> 00:28:16,292 Justforkix, are you leaving us? 271 00:28:17,917 --> 00:28:19,333 Yeah. 272 00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:25,167 Hey, Justforkix. Hold on a sec. 273 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:33,792 Here, kid, I got something for you. This is my finest stone. 274 00:28:34,042 --> 00:28:37,083 I wanted to give it to you when you graduated. 275 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:40,625 When you became a warrior. But you can have it, now. 276 00:28:40,875 --> 00:28:43,417 You can keep training with it back home. 277 00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:47,125 If you try to lift it everyday, I'm sure you'll make it. 278 00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:50,917 Yeah... I don't think so. It's impossible. 279 00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:54,625 How can you know if you don't try? 280 00:29:01,917 --> 00:29:05,042 What are you doing? You're encouraging him to go. 281 00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:08,875 - It's his decision to make. - No, it isn't! No, it isn't! 282 00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:12,708 What about our promise, and the honor of the village? 283 00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:17,625 - We can't force him, it isn't right! - Well, it's not right to... 284 00:29:22,958 --> 00:29:25,667 Faster, yeah! Faster! 285 00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:45,667 Oh, will you look at that. The axel is shot! 286 00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:48,042 Stupid stone! 287 00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:51,917 This is great! Just keeps getting better and better! 288 00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:58,708 Who's there? 289 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,750 Hello? 290 00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:04,958 Obelix? Asterix? 291 00:30:05,750 --> 00:30:07,167 Is that you? 292 00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:11,250 Hello? It's just the wind. 293 00:30:12,542 --> 00:30:15,542 The wind... and some squirrels. 294 00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:19,292 Teeny-weenie harmless little squirrels. 295 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:25,292 And a Viking! 296 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:32,292 He doesn't want to be here, and we don't want him here. 297 00:30:32,458 --> 00:30:34,375 I guess it's better this way. 298 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:39,792 I feel pretty good about it. Don't you feel pretty good about it? 299 00:30:40,542 --> 00:30:42,083 I guess so. 300 00:30:42,542 --> 00:30:45,083 Oh boy, I'm getting hungry. 301 00:30:45,625 --> 00:30:49,250 I sure could use a couple of boars. What do you say? 302 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:52,042 - I'm not hungry. - You're not? Come on. 303 00:30:52,208 --> 00:30:55,292 Couple of nice, juicy, boars! 304 00:30:56,875 --> 00:31:02,375 You know? He never even got to taste that wild boar. 305 00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:10,792 We didn't make him feel that welcome, if you think about it. He was improving, too. 306 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:16,458 With just a little bit more training, we could have made a real warrior out of him. 307 00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:22,125 Well, It's gonna be real quiet around here, now. 308 00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:25,208 SMS?! 309 00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:29,417 Wait! What? What's happening? 310 00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:43,250 Justforkix had an accident! 311 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:48,167 Ah, these foreign chariots are junk. 312 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:51,792 You put in a teeny little stone, and they bust. 313 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:55,167 Strange that he went off into the forest, alone. 314 00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:59,292 Even stranger, he left my present behind. 315 00:32:02,417 --> 00:32:03,542 Obelix, look! 316 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,417 Justforkix's sword! 317 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:20,458 He's been kidnapped by the Vikings! 318 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:22,500 Oh, no. 319 00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:26,917 We have to tell the chief. 320 00:32:30,875 --> 00:32:32,667 Asterix. Obelix. 321 00:32:33,917 --> 00:32:37,958 Guess who's dropped by. My brother Doublehelix, 322 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:41,292 the renowned warrior, the famous hero of... 323 00:32:41,458 --> 00:32:45,583 Please no flattery. Don't forget the battle of Parisium! 324 00:32:50,542 --> 00:32:55,000 Well, I only have a few minutes before I have to go off to Parisium. 325 00:32:55,292 --> 00:32:58,958 - I'll just go say hello to Justforkix. - No! 326 00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:02,167 - You can't see him. - It's impossible. 327 00:33:02,667 --> 00:33:05,375 He's far, far away. 328 00:33:05,708 --> 00:33:08,875 - On a... field trip. - It's a... training program. 329 00:33:09,292 --> 00:33:11,667 Lot of training, in the program. 330 00:33:14,083 --> 00:33:17,542 Are we talking about the same kid? 331 00:33:17,917 --> 00:33:19,500 Oh, that's a good one. 332 00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:22,292 I'll return at the next full moon. 333 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:28,792 He'll be back from his field trip by then, I suppose. See you later. 334 00:33:35,125 --> 00:33:38,708 The Vikings?! 335 00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:44,958 I make a solemn vow. 336 00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:47,708 I shall go to the land of the Vikings, 337 00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:51,375 and bring back Justforkix, before the next full moon. 338 00:33:51,542 --> 00:33:53,792 - Me too! - That's good. 339 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:58,917 My nephew's life, and the honor of the village, are in your hands. 340 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:02,875 - Don't worry, we'll get him back in time. - Asterix. 341 00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:06,417 Take this potion with you, for the dangers ahead. 342 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,667 Go north till you hit the first intersection of land. 343 00:34:10,833 --> 00:34:12,125 - Turn left... - Left. 344 00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:16,000 - Veer right... Go straight... - Right... Straight... 345 00:34:16,167 --> 00:34:19,958 - Right again, then jig and veer off... - Jig?! 346 00:34:20,417 --> 00:34:25,042 - What was that? Jig? - Just follow the North Star. 347 00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:29,083 - Right, got you, North Star. - Wait! Wait! 348 00:34:29,542 --> 00:34:35,750 Before going off on your epic journey, you cannot leave without a farewell ballad. 349 00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:39,750 - No, no... you shouldn't... - But I insist. 350 00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:43,000 Oops. 351 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:47,792 Farewell. Luck be with you! 352 00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:49,750 What's all that? 353 00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:52,292 Survival rations. 354 00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:11,083 He doesn't look too smashed up. 355 00:35:14,042 --> 00:35:15,083 Mercy! 356 00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:17,500 Mercy? What's that? 357 00:35:20,958 --> 00:35:24,708 Must be another one of their strange inventions. 358 00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:33,500 He's good. 359 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:45,167 Tie him up. I don't want him flying away. 360 00:35:45,667 --> 00:35:47,292 No! 361 00:35:59,542 --> 00:36:02,500 I'm hungry! 362 00:36:03,042 --> 00:36:07,667 Maybe you shouldn't have eaten all the survival rations on the first day! 363 00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:11,625 I can't help it, when I'm worried, I eat. 364 00:36:12,458 --> 00:36:15,292 - How much farther is it? - I don't know. 365 00:36:15,667 --> 00:36:19,208 A fog is hiding the sky. I can't see the North Star. 366 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:23,083 Or anything else, for that matter. 367 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,292 SMS! I thought I'd lost you. 368 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:43,667 We'll get out of this, right? 369 00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:47,125 Hey! Cool bird. It's yours, right? 370 00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:51,917 - Yeah, sure. It's mine all right. - Are you the champion? 371 00:36:52,250 --> 00:36:54,625 My name is Justforkix. Who are you? 372 00:36:55,042 --> 00:36:57,958 Oh, yes. I'm sorry. I'm Abba. 373 00:36:58,958 --> 00:37:01,292 Would you help me? 374 00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:04,875 - Yeah, if I can. - Okay. 375 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,042 Oh, wow! 376 00:37:12,917 --> 00:37:16,667 Yeah... thanks, that's nice. 377 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:20,667 You're cold? 378 00:37:21,042 --> 00:37:24,125 No, I'm not cold... I'm... 379 00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:28,583 - Afraid. - You are so lucky! 380 00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:30,917 - Lucky? - To be able to fly! 381 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:34,750 - Fly? - I'd love to fly over the sea like a bird, 382 00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:38,708 and go higher and higher, right up to the sun! 383 00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:43,583 Will you teach me? Please, teach me. 384 00:37:43,958 --> 00:37:49,792 - Tell me your secret. - If you help me get back home, I'll try. 385 00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:51,583 What are you doing?! 386 00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:55,000 I've told you 100 times not to talk to strangers! 387 00:37:55,167 --> 00:37:58,917 - Sorry! - Not you! Her! 388 00:37:59,083 --> 00:38:04,292 Gee, Dad, thanks for embarrassing me in front of the hostage! 389 00:38:20,583 --> 00:38:25,125 - I'm still hungry! - No kidding. 390 00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:30,208 Asterix, do you really think the North Star is still up there? 391 00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:31,792 Above the fog? 392 00:38:32,917 --> 00:38:34,750 Unless you ate it, yes. 393 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:39,750 Obelix, you just gave me an idea. 394 00:38:45,667 --> 00:38:47,750 - Did you see it? - No. Try again. 395 00:38:53,292 --> 00:38:54,625 That way Obelix! 396 00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:35,833 - So, can you talk your dad into letting me go? - As soon as you teach me to fly. 397 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:38,583 Oh, yeah... that. 398 00:39:39,417 --> 00:39:41,625 I was just wondering... 399 00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:44,958 What's your attitude about people who... 400 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:50,625 promise something and then can't deliver it? 401 00:39:50,792 --> 00:39:53,125 Oh, you mean a liar? Look up there. 402 00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:57,917 What's that?! 403 00:39:58,083 --> 00:40:03,083 The last guy who lied to me. Daddy took care of him. 404 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:06,625 How's 3 o'clock Tuesday, for the first flying lesson? 405 00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:19,542 Let's raise our skulls to the champion of fear! 406 00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:21,083 Long live the champ! 407 00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:25,125 Long live the champ! Long live the champ! 408 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:31,208 - Will they be drinking out of my head, soon? - No, silly! This is how we welcome guests. 409 00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:35,958 - ... For he's a jolly good Viking - Skol! Skol! 410 00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:42,250 So, I assume this is organic vegetable juice? It's vegetable juice, right? 411 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,750 That's organic, all right. 412 00:40:48,542 --> 00:40:51,292 ...For he's a jolly good Viking 413 00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:53,417 And so say all of us 414 00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:55,250 And so say all of us... 415 00:41:11,542 --> 00:41:12,583 Look! 416 00:41:26,083 --> 00:41:29,083 - That way. - Yeah, that way. 417 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:30,375 Wait! 418 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:33,750 I have an idea. 419 00:41:36,042 --> 00:41:37,250 Telegraph. 420 00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:39,542 Stenograph. 421 00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:42,083 Horriblegraf. 422 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:43,917 Nescaf. 423 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,625 Riffraff. 424 00:41:47,917 --> 00:41:50,042 - About time. - Hafandhaf. 425 00:41:51,958 --> 00:41:53,042 What's so funny? 426 00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:57,292 You hear that, Asterix? All their names end in "af". 427 00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:02,167 Asteraf! Actually, my name is Asteraf... Obelaf. 428 00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,042 Obelaf! 429 00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,958 I don't have you on the invitation list. 430 00:42:09,708 --> 00:42:12,583 We're right here! 431 00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:16,417 Okay. We're officially sneaked in. 432 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:24,500 Not now. We have to find Justforkix. 433 00:42:29,292 --> 00:42:32,583 - Hey you, come here! - Wow! He's back up already! 434 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:37,208 They're tougher than the Romans, don't you think? I'll handle him. 435 00:42:37,417 --> 00:42:41,125 Okay, but what ever you do, don't get yourself... 436 00:42:42,792 --> 00:42:45,167 - Noticed. - What's going on, here?! 437 00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:50,250 Can't I have a moment of peace and quiet to eat my walrus à la crème. 438 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:53,833 How do you make walrus a la crème? It sounds divine. 439 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,333 Oh, it is. 440 00:42:56,083 --> 00:43:01,250 It's just like making strawberries a la crème, only instead of strawberries... 441 00:43:01,417 --> 00:43:04,833 Wait a minute! Who are you and what are you doing here? 442 00:43:05,167 --> 00:43:09,000 I'm Asteraf, and this is Obelaf. Shut up. 443 00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:12,958 - We're looking for Justforkix. - Ah, the champion. 444 00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:15,417 The champion of what? 445 00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:18,500 Well, fear, of course. Take a look. 446 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:41,083 - Why aren't you dancing with your fiancée? - I'm busy. 447 00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:50,417 He's in trouble! 448 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:57,750 Leave me alone! They're my friends. 449 00:43:58,125 --> 00:44:00,875 - Friends? - Long live the champ... 450 00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:07,542 That's great, "champ", but it's time to say goodbye. 451 00:44:07,708 --> 00:44:10,792 We're going home. Say bye. Bye, everyone. 452 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:17,625 - Hey, I just got here. - Your dad expects you back by the full moon. 453 00:44:17,792 --> 00:44:19,917 Oh, no. Not Dad. 454 00:44:20,333 --> 00:44:22,125 Oh, no! Not Dad! 455 00:44:22,458 --> 00:44:24,000 I'm staying here! 456 00:44:24,125 --> 00:44:25,417 He's staying here! 457 00:44:26,958 --> 00:44:29,250 Enough, already. You're coming with us! 458 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:32,958 - Careful, you'll get him mad. - You're just like Dad. 459 00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:38,250 - Don't do this, don't do that... - If he says that it's for your own good. 460 00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:39,792 He cares about you. 461 00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:44,042 He doesn't care about me. He only wants to get rid of me. 462 00:44:44,208 --> 00:44:50,125 If he cared about me, he wouldn't have sent me to stay with a bunch of country bumpkins. 463 00:44:50,417 --> 00:44:53,375 - Bumpkins?! - Bumpkins? 464 00:44:54,583 --> 00:45:01,583 You put me through a nightmare. They treat me like I deserve. Just go away, all right?! 465 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:06,000 I never want to see you again! 466 00:45:07,042 --> 00:45:08,375 Obelix, wait. 467 00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:18,292 Don't forget the tip. 468 00:45:20,375 --> 00:45:22,542 Obelix! Wait for me! 469 00:45:31,917 --> 00:45:34,625 Hey! Obelix! 470 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:43,333 Justforkix, wait! 471 00:45:43,625 --> 00:45:45,417 Who were those 2 strangers? 472 00:45:46,708 --> 00:45:50,375 - Nobody. - What's wrong? You were having fun, before. 473 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:54,375 It was just a message from my father. 474 00:45:54,667 --> 00:45:58,875 I've got problems. You wouldn't understand. 475 00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:02,208 Maybe I understand better than you think. 476 00:46:02,417 --> 00:46:06,417 Don't worry about it. Come on, lighten up. 477 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:22,625 Yes! 478 00:46:24,667 --> 00:46:28,583 It's past your bedtime. Go home, now! Beat it! 479 00:46:29,458 --> 00:46:31,542 - Sorry! - Let's get out of here. 480 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:39,833 - We should get back to the party. - Yeah. Let's go back in. 481 00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:43,667 Friends! 482 00:46:43,917 --> 00:46:49,125 I propose a toast to the man who brilliantly accomplished his mission... 483 00:46:49,417 --> 00:46:53,000 by capturing the champion of fear! 484 00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:55,917 None other than my son, Olaf. 485 00:46:56,083 --> 00:46:58,625 Yeah! Long live Olaf! 486 00:46:58,792 --> 00:47:01,750 - Long live Olaf! - So... 487 00:47:02,125 --> 00:47:04,542 What does that big lad of yours want? 488 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:08,250 - What? - My son, Olaf, 489 00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:13,292 has the honor to request the hand of your daughter, Abba. 490 00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:17,708 - My daughter's hand! - My daughter's hand? 491 00:47:17,875 --> 00:47:20,583 I could use her skull, but a hand? 492 00:47:21,042 --> 00:47:22,667 What's this all about? 493 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:27,333 - You promised me to this fish face?! - It's none of your business. 494 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:31,625 Choosing a husband is none of a woman's business?! 495 00:47:31,792 --> 00:47:37,125 That's the Viking way. You pick out a girl and drag her back to your house. 496 00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:42,083 That's how I met your mom. Nothing wrong with the good old ways, right, Vikea? 497 00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:46,792 Besides the near scalping, and the road rash from the dragging... 498 00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:49,583 it was the happiest day of my life. 499 00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:54,208 - Could I jump in here, for a sec. - I'm not marrying that haddock brain! 500 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:58,750 - You're marrying the haddock brain! - There's not going to be a wedding! 501 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,333 Yes, there is! 502 00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:04,917 Stop her! 503 00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:10,833 - Justforkix! - Abba! 504 00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:13,792 - No! - Don't worry, I'll take care of this. 505 00:48:13,958 --> 00:48:16,875 As the champion, I am warning you that... 506 00:48:19,042 --> 00:48:22,042 Tomorrow would be a good day for the wedding. 507 00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:25,000 All right. But first... 508 00:48:25,417 --> 00:48:31,125 The champion is going to show us how he flies. 509 00:48:31,667 --> 00:48:32,917 Obelix. 510 00:48:33,708 --> 00:48:37,125 Obelix. Were are you going? Planning to walk home? 511 00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:38,500 Yes. 512 00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:41,375 I know how you feel, but Justforkix... 513 00:48:41,542 --> 00:48:44,833 Don't mention that name! I've already forgotten it! 514 00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:48,292 That's my doggie. 515 00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:53,375 That's a good doggie who loves his daddy. Unlike some others I won't name. 516 00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:55,250 You can't just walk off. 517 00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:58,333 - Why not? - Justforkix needs us. 518 00:48:58,583 --> 00:49:01,375 He just doesn't know it. Come and help me. 519 00:49:01,708 --> 00:49:05,083 I can't after what he said. It's impossible. 520 00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:09,417 That's what Justforkix said about lifting the stone. 521 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:23,875 All right, go ahead and frighten us. 522 00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:26,875 - Why? - So we can fly, of course. 523 00:49:27,083 --> 00:49:29,000 Is he stupid, or what? 524 00:49:29,250 --> 00:49:30,708 They're crazy! 525 00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:33,542 - I said, scare us! - Yeah. 526 00:49:33,917 --> 00:49:36,417 Sure, here we go. 527 00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:43,875 - What's that? - It's a scary growl. 528 00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:47,833 No, this is a scary growl. 529 00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:53,917 I'm confused. Now you're scaring me. 530 00:49:54,208 --> 00:49:58,958 Enough! It's time for the champion to demonstrate his flying skills. 531 00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:02,292 - Take him to the cliff. - No! 532 00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,292 Justforkix! 533 00:50:05,667 --> 00:50:07,208 Justforkix. 534 00:50:07,625 --> 00:50:10,042 Where is everybody? 535 00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:12,917 There's a body. 536 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:15,583 Where did they take Justforkix? 537 00:50:16,042 --> 00:50:20,125 - I don't know. - Tell me... where he is... 538 00:50:20,542 --> 00:50:23,542 or I'll really... lose my temper! 539 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,542 Good work. Subtle. 540 00:50:26,792 --> 00:50:31,083 Way to interrogate the enemy into telling us absolutely nothing! 541 00:50:37,542 --> 00:50:40,208 - Are you ready for takeoff. - Roger. 542 00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:45,708 We've got a chemical problem. I'll fix it. 543 00:50:46,208 --> 00:50:49,708 It's my teeth, they're chattering. 544 00:50:49,917 --> 00:50:53,875 He's in perfect flying condition. Request permission for takeoff. 545 00:50:54,125 --> 00:50:56,083 Roger. Launch the champion. 546 00:50:58,250 --> 00:50:59,667 Stop! 547 00:50:59,917 --> 00:51:01,458 Wait one moment! 548 00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:03,417 What now?! 549 00:51:04,208 --> 00:51:07,208 Look, Thor has given us a sign! 550 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:10,750 Yes. 551 00:51:13,042 --> 00:51:16,000 - Too late, it's gone. - Enough stalling. 552 00:51:16,458 --> 00:51:18,875 I'm beginning to think he can't fly. 553 00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:23,292 And if he can't fly, there'll be no wedding! 554 00:51:24,667 --> 00:51:25,708 He can fly. 555 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:28,125 - No, I can't. - He's ready now. 556 00:51:30,083 --> 00:51:33,083 No, please don't drop me! I'm begging you! 557 00:51:33,250 --> 00:51:34,792 Drop him. 558 00:51:44,333 --> 00:51:46,000 Amazing! He's flying! 559 00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:50,875 Alright, you weak-kneed lily-livered cowards! 560 00:51:51,042 --> 00:51:52,917 Let's fly off the cliff! 561 00:51:53,208 --> 00:51:56,125 Off the cliff! Off the cliff! 562 00:51:56,458 --> 00:51:58,292 Stop! 563 00:51:58,542 --> 00:52:03,042 First of all, you're not scared enough. And even more important... 564 00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:07,625 - We have a wedding to attend. - Oh, right. 565 00:52:09,250 --> 00:52:11,250 Wait! What about me? 566 00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:18,125 Olaf? O-laf! 567 00:52:18,708 --> 00:52:20,417 You have to come too. 568 00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:23,958 This is your We-di-ding! 569 00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:27,375 Okay, if I have to. 570 00:52:28,042 --> 00:52:31,875 What about the champion? I believe it won't be long, now... 571 00:52:32,042 --> 00:52:34,042 till he's flying back home. 572 00:52:37,708 --> 00:52:40,708 Cryptograph, you coming or what? 573 00:52:43,583 --> 00:52:46,333 Coming, Chief. 574 00:52:48,083 --> 00:52:52,625 Well, this is really strange. Maybe fear can make you fly. 575 00:52:56,667 --> 00:52:59,042 Help! 576 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,125 Wow, you're pretty strong! 577 00:53:04,125 --> 00:53:06,667 Asterix! Obelix! 578 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:11,542 I'm so glad to see you! I didn't think you'd want anything to do with me, 579 00:53:11,708 --> 00:53:14,583 you know, after what I said to you. 580 00:53:17,625 --> 00:53:19,583 Was I really flying? 581 00:53:22,542 --> 00:53:25,292 - Let's get back to the boat. - We can't go! 582 00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:30,333 The Vikings think that I can fly, so the chief promised Cryptograph... 583 00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:36,375 that his son will marry Abba, so I can teach them to fly... We have to stop the wedding. 584 00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:40,458 - These Vikings are crazy! - No, we're going home. 585 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,625 - Sorry. - Forget everything I just said! 586 00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:47,333 I hate you! I hate you! 587 00:53:58,208 --> 00:53:59,333 My little girl. 588 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:07,750 Stop! Turn around! 589 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,208 - We have to take Abba with us! - We don't have time. 590 00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:16,208 - Anyway, we can't kidnap the chief's daughter. - She wants to be kidnapped! 591 00:54:17,042 --> 00:54:20,208 Give the kid his Viking. It would make him happy. 592 00:54:20,375 --> 00:54:23,875 Out of the question! Don't make any more trouble! 593 00:54:24,083 --> 00:54:30,250 - Don't get mad at me, I didn't do anything. - No? Not in front of the kid. 594 00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:36,625 If we'd taken him right from the feast, we wouldn't be in this mess, but no... 595 00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:41,500 Mr. Obelix had to be a big baby and run off sulking! 596 00:54:41,667 --> 00:54:46,792 And if you had been nicer to him at the feast, he would have agreed to come along. 597 00:54:46,958 --> 00:54:50,125 I'm tired of all your "if this-es" and "if thats!" 598 00:54:50,375 --> 00:54:56,417 I get it, only Mr. Asterix has brains, but Mr. Asterix doesn't know how to talk to kids! 599 00:54:56,708 --> 00:54:59,083 So, I don't know how to talk to kids?! 600 00:54:59,292 --> 00:55:03,750 What do you think, Justforkix? You think I don't know how to talk to you? 601 00:55:04,042 --> 00:55:06,875 Justforkix? 602 00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:11,500 No! 603 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,833 Can't make me... 604 00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:16,625 get married. No! 605 00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:21,458 It reminds me of my wedding. 606 00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:26,250 You nearly bit my finger off, before we gagged you. 607 00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:27,958 Good times. 608 00:55:28,417 --> 00:55:31,958 There's going to be trouble when Justforkix gets back! 609 00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:35,458 But he's not coming back. He flew away. 610 00:55:35,667 --> 00:55:39,375 And I don't think he's ever coming back. 611 00:55:39,542 --> 00:55:42,125 Nobody move! Stop the wedding! 612 00:55:42,542 --> 00:55:43,833 Hooray! The champ! 613 00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:45,250 Justforkix! 614 00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:49,583 What are you doing here? You were falling... 615 00:55:50,417 --> 00:55:53,208 - I mean, flying away. - Liar! 616 00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:56,625 You know I can't... I can't... 617 00:55:58,375 --> 00:56:01,000 Possibly let this wedding go on. 618 00:56:05,417 --> 00:56:07,542 What happened to you?! 619 00:56:08,042 --> 00:56:10,792 Get him, boys! 620 00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:21,333 - Hey, hands off our kid. - Right now, buster! 621 00:56:38,333 --> 00:56:40,667 Now's our chance. Let's go! 622 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,458 Follow them! Kill the champion! 623 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:49,958 - Do you understand? - Kill the champion. That I understand. 624 00:56:53,083 --> 00:56:55,625 We have to make it to the harbor! 625 00:57:01,625 --> 00:57:05,917 Why do we need a boat? You can just fly away and take me with you. 626 00:57:06,208 --> 00:57:07,917 Right, sorry, listen. 627 00:57:08,292 --> 00:57:12,500 I'm just... I'm not scared enough. 628 00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:14,125 look! 629 00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:29,333 If you touch her I will break you in two! Like this! 630 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:35,625 Potion wore off. Just visualize the break. 631 00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:37,333 Like this? 632 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,292 Great, you're afraid! 633 00:57:44,667 --> 00:57:47,917 - Fly away! You can carry me with you! - I can't! 634 00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:54,500 - You're still not scared enough? - I'm plenty scared. 635 00:57:54,708 --> 00:57:57,542 But I can't fly! 636 00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,458 What?! 637 00:58:26,583 --> 00:58:28,083 Abba! 638 00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:30,292 Are you all right? 639 00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:33,542 You lied to me! 640 00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:37,250 - You're as bad as all the others! - Abba, wait! 641 00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:40,542 I'm sorry, I never meant to lie to you... 642 00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:42,792 It just sorta happened. 643 00:59:06,417 --> 00:59:08,417 Go find Asterix and Obelix! 644 00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:28,833 That's what I call a fight! Much more fun than the Romans. 645 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:33,250 We should invite them to invade our village some time. 646 00:59:35,125 --> 00:59:37,583 Oh, no! Where's Justforkix? 647 00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:41,292 What's that? 648 00:59:44,917 --> 00:59:48,542 Dogmatix, what's she saying? What's the message? 649 00:59:51,333 --> 00:59:56,125 It's about Justforkix being in trouble. She's too tired to say more. 650 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:09,375 Nice technique! That bird has talent. 651 01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:14,208 We better follow her. 652 01:00:23,792 --> 01:00:25,833 Abba! We have to get away! 653 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000 This is gonna be fun. 654 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,750 No! Don't kill him! 655 01:01:15,792 --> 01:01:19,750 So, who's the champ now? 656 01:01:29,875 --> 01:01:31,042 Over there! 657 01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:49,583 Our boy's coming along, isn't he? 658 01:01:52,958 --> 01:01:58,500 Abba? 659 01:02:02,417 --> 01:02:04,542 Olaf! Olaf! 660 01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:07,042 They're coming. Kill him now! 661 01:02:08,542 --> 01:02:09,625 Where are you? 662 01:02:13,792 --> 01:02:16,125 Hi Dad. 663 01:02:22,083 --> 01:02:23,292 The champion! 664 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:26,833 He is flying away with your daughter! 665 01:02:31,125 --> 01:02:32,625 - Hold it! - Right there! 666 01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:35,625 You again! 667 01:02:36,125 --> 01:02:38,417 Stop him before he flies away! 668 01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:40,500 He's not going to fly away. 669 01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:43,917 He's a liar, and a cheat! And a phoney! 670 01:02:44,417 --> 01:02:48,667 - But we saw him fly! - That's right, we did. We did! 671 01:02:48,958 --> 01:02:52,667 - It was all a trick. - See? 672 01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:58,250 That was me, holding him up with a rope, right Dad? 673 01:02:58,542 --> 01:03:01,583 You idiot! That was supposed to be a secret! 674 01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:04,125 - He can't fly?! - Oh, boy. 675 01:03:04,458 --> 01:03:07,792 So, you were trying to trick me! 676 01:03:08,917 --> 01:03:13,417 - You're shaking. Are you afraid? - No, no, Chief! 677 01:03:13,708 --> 01:03:16,833 Well, maybe a smidge. Tiny morsel of fear. 678 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,917 Perfect! That's the right condition for flying! 679 01:03:20,125 --> 01:03:21,958 Odin lied to me! 680 01:03:22,333 --> 01:03:25,875 Fear can't make you fly! 681 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,042 No! Abba! 682 01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:31,125 Justforkix! 683 01:03:35,458 --> 01:03:36,750 Hold on! 684 01:03:52,125 --> 01:03:55,417 Stay where you are! We're coming! 685 01:04:06,333 --> 01:04:10,292 Flying... flying is the only way out of this, but... 686 01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:13,292 But that's impossible! 687 01:04:20,458 --> 01:04:22,292 A good friend once told me, 688 01:04:22,750 --> 01:04:27,000 How can you know something's impossible, if you don't try? 689 01:04:31,417 --> 01:04:33,292 - No! - Justforkix! 690 01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:36,833 No! No. 691 01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:43,625 Obelix, look! 692 01:04:48,625 --> 01:04:49,792 He did it! 693 01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:54,292 He can fly! 694 01:04:58,625 --> 01:04:59,667 You... 695 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,833 ...saved my life! 696 01:05:09,833 --> 01:05:14,292 - You see? Do you see what he's doing now? - Oh, yes. 697 01:05:15,042 --> 01:05:18,542 He's doing good. He is doing really good. 698 01:05:29,583 --> 01:05:32,292 See? It's not fear that gives you wings... 699 01:05:32,875 --> 01:05:34,833 It's love. 700 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,333 Hello? Vikings? 701 01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:45,958 I have congestion, very weak. Needing help now. 702 01:05:46,125 --> 01:05:48,250 Please? 703 01:05:56,375 --> 01:06:02,208 - A little more boar? - Oh, allow me to pour you another beer. 704 01:06:09,875 --> 01:06:13,083 Oh, no! We're not going to make it, in time! 705 01:06:13,458 --> 01:06:14,667 Faster! 706 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,500 Where's my son?! 707 01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:26,417 I told you, he's gone fishing. 708 01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:30,708 No, you said he had gone hunting. 709 01:06:31,083 --> 01:06:34,042 That's right, hunting for fish! 710 01:06:34,708 --> 01:06:40,083 Coming from Parisium, I'm sure you'll appreciate my newest composition. 711 01:06:58,042 --> 01:07:02,500 I want to see my son now! 712 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:08,083 Oh, hi Dad. 713 01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:13,375 I get it. I know my boy, all right. Always after the girls. 714 01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:33,792 And then Justforkix fought Olaf with just the boom from the sailboat. 715 01:07:33,958 --> 01:07:37,125 He was like a one-man army. - Oh, yes. 716 01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:42,292 Vitalstatistix, I want to thank you for what you did for my son. 717 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:47,208 You should thank Asterix and Obelix. They did it all. 718 01:07:48,125 --> 01:07:51,542 It wasn't us, it was all your son. 719 01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:53,958 Justforkix? 720 01:07:54,792 --> 01:07:55,917 No. 721 01:07:56,708 --> 01:07:59,125 I'm not going to shake your hand. 722 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:11,542 Son, I'm proud of you. 723 01:08:23,042 --> 01:08:25,458 A little gift for our hostess. 724 01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:32,250 Modern Viking design. Skull wear, lamps, furniture. We make lovely stuff, you know! 725 01:08:32,750 --> 01:08:34,375 And this is Fulliautomatix, 726 01:08:34,625 --> 01:08:38,625 Unhygienix, Geriatrix, and our resident musician, 727 01:08:38,792 --> 01:08:40,292 Cacofonix. 728 01:08:41,375 --> 01:08:44,750 You hear that? All their names end in "ix"! 729 01:08:46,542 --> 01:08:53,083 Perhaps you Gentlemen from the North would like to hear an original Gaul ballad? 730 01:08:53,583 --> 01:08:57,125 - Sure, sure, I'd love to. - Okay, this is the moment. 731 01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:14,833 No more. No more! 732 01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:18,667 I feel queasy. My legs are jelly! 733 01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:20,500 What's wrong with me? 734 01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:22,583 Now that's fear. 735 01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:33,125 If this is fear, it must mean that we can fly! 736 01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:43,875 I was wondering, Getafix. What's the use of fear? 737 01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:47,875 - Getafix! - What? 738 01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:50,833 I said, what is the use of fear? 739 01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:58,250 Fear is what makes us brave. Real courage is when you overcome fear. 740 01:10:15,583 --> 01:10:19,875 And so, for the Vikings, a new adventure begins. 741 01:10:20,125 --> 01:10:22,292 Because you have to admit... 742 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:28,750 Their scientific expedition succeeded beyond their wildest dreams. 743 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:32,542 Oh, here's a fog. 744 01:10:33,458 --> 01:10:36,042 I hate fog, I get scared! 745 01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:40,250 I want my mommy, I don't want any fog. 746 01:10:40,792 --> 01:10:45,417 Mommy!