1
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<i>I'm so screwed.</i>

2
00:00:55,010 --> 00:00:58,807
<i>I made a stupid bet with
a sociopathic Lithuanian boy...</i>

3
00:00:58,849 --> 00:01:02,600
<i>...and now my best friend is in
prison, my dad is a fugitive,</i>

4
00:01:02,642 --> 00:01:05,394
<i>they found a corpse in
my mom's trunk,</i>

5
00:01:05,436 --> 00:01:08,229
<i>the love of my life thinks
that I am the Antichrist,

6
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<i>and, I have lice.</i>

7
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<i>But the most shocking thing...</i>

8
00:01:14,445 --> 00:01:16,616
“Mom”?

9
00:01:23,539 --> 00:01:27,542
He wouldn't have gone anywhere.
We are fully supplied.

10
00:01:27,584 --> 00:01:30,837
“Mom”? “Mom”?

11
00:01:34,424 --> 00:01:38,720
Holy... Shit.

12
00:01:43,265 --> 00:01:45,517
<i>�Is this a letter to your dog?</i>

13
00:01:45,558 --> 00:01:47,770
<i>911 what is your emergency?</i>

14
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Yes, I would like to request an ambulance.

15
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- Location, please?
- 844 Marx Avenue.

16
00:01:51,982 --> 00:01:53,943
<i>Oh, hello, Rick.</i>

17
00:01:53,985 --> 00:01:55,903
<i>Rick? Rick?</i>

18
00:01:55,945 --> 00:02:00,072
I'm selling tickets
Police Dance raffle.

19
00:02:00,114 --> 00:02:01,784
Is your mother at home?

20
00:02:01,826 --> 00:02:04,243
Yes, but I think she's dead.

21
00:02:04,285 --> 00:02:06,662
- Down, and...
- I have it.

22
00:02:06,704 --> 00:02:08,915
Very well, everyone,
calm down! Okay?

23
00:02:08,957 --> 00:02:10,668
This is a crime scene.

24
00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:12,168
Wait a second.

25
00:02:12,210 --> 00:02:14,589
let me take a photo
of this really quickly.

26
00:02:14,630 --> 00:02:16,592
<i>WHEN SHE IS DEAD
FEED THE DOG
- It's just a potential homicide.</i>

27
00:02:17,424 --> 00:02:19,218
We better hurry in case
she is an organ donor.

28
00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:21,846
- Don't make me hurt you.
- What is the name of the victim?

29
00:02:21,887 --> 00:02:25,266
Lucy Rebecca Stevens.

30
00:02:25,308 --> 00:02:27,393
- Date of birth?
- Hey, March of something.

31
00:02:27,435 --> 00:02:31,861
- Old.
- Old. Education?

32
00:02:31,896 --> 00:02:33,773
My Mom has a tube to
breathe in the throat...

33
00:02:33,815 --> 00:02:35,573
...�and you want to know how far
at the University did he arrive?

34
00:02:35,608 --> 00:02:38,902
Listen, we have a potential
Homicide investigation here.

35
00:02:38,944 --> 00:02:42,407
A homicide? How do you explain the
large number of suicide notes?

36
00:02:42,449 --> 00:02:44,825
- You can't have that one.
- That one is addressed to me.

37
00:02:44,867 --> 00:02:46,785
- They are evidence.
- That one is addressed to me.

38
00:02:46,827 --> 00:02:49,789
Only if you let me see it first.

39
00:02:52,374 --> 00:02:54,376
Now keep your distance.

40
00:02:56,714 --> 00:02:59,049
What does "disgraceful" mean?

41
00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:01,217
It means abusive or malicious.

42
00:03:01,259 --> 00:03:03,266
Well, you are disgraceful,

43
00:03:03,301 --> 00:03:05,895
and you've been fucking
to her best friend.

44
00:03:05,931 --> 00:03:09,315
How did you find out?
If Mom knows, who else?

45
00:03:09,350 --> 00:03:11,728
Billy would be angry that
was giving to his Mom,

46
00:03:11,763 --> 00:03:13,738
not to mention her dad, her husband,

47
00:03:13,773 --> 00:03:16,274
the ex-football player
turned into Neo-Nazi,

48
00:03:16,309 --> 00:03:17,740
a sporting goods seller...

49
00:03:17,775 --> 00:03:20,028
...which does a very good business
in shotguns, I might resent it.

50
00:03:20,063 --> 00:03:24,325
More importantly, what's going on?
if Nina Pennington finds out?

51
00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:36,084
Enough talking about me, I
I want to see what this one says.

52
00:03:36,119 --> 00:03:38,628
- Now let's keep them.
- Yes, good, good.

53
00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:41,340
Until after our
investigation is complete.

54
00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:43,175
Very good.

55
00:03:44,342 --> 00:03:48,722
Oh, uh, about those raffle tickets?

56
00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,431
<i>MY EX BEST FRIEND
Pamela Bender

57
00:03:57,273 --> 00:04:00,316
It was Mrs. Bender.
The crazy woman told him.

58
00:04:00,351 --> 00:04:03,237
Of course, she knew how it happened.

59
00:04:03,279 --> 00:04:06,115
I had no other option. It's half...

60
00:04:06,156 --> 00:04:08,577
It's kind of embarrassing,

61
00:04:08,618 --> 00:04:12,662
but that's how everything went down.

62
00:04:14,582 --> 00:04:16,166
I bet $1,000.

63
00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:18,918
<i>Two weeks ago, I wasn't screwed.</i>

64
00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:22,005
- Do you know Josh Groban?
- Not even close.

65
00:04:22,046 --> 00:04:24,299
<i>TWO WEEKS BEFORE
- The truth was that I never
had had...</i>

66
00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:26,593
<i>TWO WEEKS BEFORE
- ...sex with someone
that is not myself,</i>

67
00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:29,886
<i>but this was the year in
that was going to change that.</i>

68
00:04:29,928 --> 00:04:35,099
<i>I had fallen in love and
Her name was Nina Pennington.</i>

69
00:04:35,765 --> 00:04:38,060
you forgot to get off
the seat, sissy.

70
00:04:38,102 --> 00:04:41,230
It wasn't me. It was... It was Mom.

71
00:04:46,402 --> 00:04:49,200
Oh, for the love of little baby Jesus,

72
00:04:49,242 --> 00:04:51,910
Can you close the damn curtains?

73
00:04:51,951 --> 00:04:54,162
<i>LUCY
(mom)
- Some people's moms
They see the glass half full.</i>

74
00:04:54,203 --> 00:04:56,247
<i>LUCY
(mom)
- Other Moms look at him half empty.</i>

75
00:04:56,289 --> 00:04:59,625
<i>LUCY
(mom)
- Mine looks at him and
Ask if you're going to finish it.</i>

76
00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,920
Mom, you left the seat
from the raised bathroom?

77
00:05:02,961 --> 00:05:05,590
Excuse me?

78
00:05:06,715 --> 00:05:08,593
Where is your Father?

79
00:05:08,635 --> 00:05:10,719
Uh... He moved again.

80
00:05:10,761 --> 00:05:12,762
TRUE. Son of a bitch.

81
00:05:13,306 --> 00:05:16,601
Well look, I'm going to
divorce him this time.

82
00:05:17,852 --> 00:05:20,438
Where were you last night?
until 3 a.m. m., ma'am?

83
00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,357
Hey, feeding the
homeless people.

84
00:05:23,274 --> 00:05:24,400
Why do you always believe him?

85
00:05:24,442 --> 00:05:25,733
When I said I was giving blood,

86
00:05:25,775 --> 00:05:28,173
you said I was making it up
and you punished me for a week.

87
00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:30,571
You didn't have any marks
picket and watch your damn mouth.

88
00:05:30,613 --> 00:05:31,990
And I have the best
grades at school.

89
00:05:32,115 --> 00:05:33,617
And she got the
better grades.

90
00:05:33,652 --> 00:05:35,284
Have you heard of Agent...?

91
00:05:35,786 --> 00:05:38,956
Stanford, and no, I haven't heard anything yet,

92
00:05:38,997 --> 00:05:41,415
but it must be one of these days.

93
00:05:41,457 --> 00:05:43,794
You're a stripper, Kristen.

94
00:05:43,835 --> 00:05:46,837
With all the tips you earn,
What do you even need from a degree?

95
00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:48,861
Because I'm trying
to improve myself.

96
00:05:48,896 --> 00:05:50,841
Why can't you be
more like your sister?

97
00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:52,801
Why would I
want to be a facilitator?

98
00:05:52,842 --> 00:05:54,844
- Mom, kill it.
- Can I?

99
00:05:54,886 --> 00:05:56,888
<i>Okay, so
It all started on Saturday...</i>

100
00:05:57,181 --> 00:05:57,813
Damn!

101
00:05:57,848 --> 00:06:00,768
<i>JOSEPH
(dad)
- Joseph Stevens, my sperm donor.</i>

102
00:06:00,811 --> 00:06:02,352
<i>JOSEPH
(dad)
-He was married to my Mom...</i>

103
00:06:02,394 --> 00:06:04,354
<i>JOSEPH
(dad)
- ...because he couldn't afford
the luxury of a divorce.</i>

104
00:06:04,396 --> 00:06:06,483
<i>JOSEPH
(dad)
- If that's not love, I don't know what is.</i>

105
00:06:06,525 --> 00:06:09,318
- What are you up to, sir?
- Nothing.

106
00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,319
- You are punished.
- No.

107
00:06:11,361 --> 00:06:14,699
At least do me a little favor.

108
00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:16,033
And I thought that
you came to look for some...

109
00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:17,325
...of quality time
between Father and son.

110
00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:19,620
Do you remember the video camera?
What did he lend you last week?

111
00:06:19,662 --> 00:06:21,330
Oh yes, the video camera,

112
00:06:21,372 --> 00:06:24,833
the video tape you have that on
promotional talk with your secretary.

113
00:06:24,874 --> 00:06:27,252
Promotional talk.
Oh, yes, yes, promotional talk.

114
00:06:27,294 --> 00:06:29,588
Anyway, I think
I left a tape on it.

115
00:06:29,629 --> 00:06:32,674
- Not your mother, huh...?
- Mom operating video equipment?

116
00:06:32,716 --> 00:06:34,719
She has a hard time
with the door plate.

117
00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,263
-How is your Mother anyway?
- Do you honestly care, Joseph?

118
00:06:37,305 --> 00:06:39,223
- Actually, no, no.
- Steven.

119
00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:42,393
- Joseph wants his tape back.
- Fly.

120
00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:44,269
Thank you.

121
00:06:44,311 --> 00:06:46,981
And, the next time you lend the
camera for a promotional talk,

122
00:06:47,023 --> 00:06:50,357
try not to leave any
residue... On the tripod.

123
00:06:50,399 --> 00:06:52,942
You are so grounded, sir.

124
00:06:54,404 --> 00:06:56,448
Punished.

125
00:06:56,489 --> 00:07:00,577
<i>Okay, so everything
It started on Saturday, April 14.</i>

126
00:07:00,619 --> 00:07:03,998
<i>Unfortunately, this is
More or less a true story.</i>

127
00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,750
<i>Names have not been changed
to protect the innocent,</i>

128
00:07:06,791 --> 00:07:10,668
<i>because, well, everyone in
This story is guilty of something.</i>

129
00:07:10,711 --> 00:07:12,505
<i>Speaking of guilt,</i>

130
00:07:12,547 --> 00:07:14,423
<i>I was passing
Errands for Jimmy Leach.</i>

131
00:07:14,465 --> 00:07:18,305
<i>�He runs the club where my
sister, Kristen, strips naked.</i>

132
00:07:18,347 --> 00:07:19,846
That one, faggot!

133
00:07:19,888 --> 00:07:21,596
<i>JIMMY LEACH
- He also manages to
be a total idiot.</i>

134
00:07:21,638 --> 00:07:23,768
<i>JIMMY LEACH
- I mean, look at that mustache.</i>

135
00:07:23,809 --> 00:07:26,269
<i>JIMMY LEACH
- He has to be a criminal
registered sex.</i>

136
00:07:30,107 --> 00:07:34,194
I need you to go find
Cherysh. She's MIA again.

137
00:07:34,235 --> 00:07:36,028
<i>�he didn't pay shit,
but I could think...</i>

138
00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:37,821
<i>...in worse ways to spend the day.</i>

139
00:07:37,863 --> 00:07:39,198
Are you still fucking here?

140
00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,617
Goodbye, Tanya.

141
00:07:41,659 --> 00:07:46,081
Fuck you! What day is it today?

142
00:07:46,122 --> 00:07:48,830
It's Saturday.

143
00:07:48,872 --> 00:07:54,462
Well, uh... I'm going to give you a blowjob...

144
00:07:54,504 --> 00:07:57,340
...if you tell him that they had me
that pump the stomach.

145
00:08:02,135 --> 00:08:05,305
I am more grown than short.

146
00:08:05,347 --> 00:08:08,309
Well maybe this
It will put you more at ease.

147
00:08:09,728 --> 00:08:13,106
<i>Well, I know this is a
a little bad, but... Again.</i>

148
00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:16,485
<i>Again.</i>

149
00:08:24,741 --> 00:08:26,662
Less work for me.

150
00:08:26,704 --> 00:08:30,270
<i>
make it safe and clean</i>

151
00:08:30,305 --> 00:08:33,836
<i>
Oh...

152
00:08:33,877 --> 00:08:37,088
Billy, open up, it's Rick. Hey, Billy!

153
00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:39,014
Ricky.

154
00:08:39,048 --> 00:08:41,428
<i>SRA. BENDER
- Don't let the outside
attractive deceived them.</i>

155
00:08:41,468 --> 00:08:42,934
<i>SRA. BENDER
- She's dangerous.</i>

156
00:08:42,969 --> 00:08:45,054
<i>SRA. BENDER
- Now, I don't like pointing fingers,</i>

157
00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:47,105
<i>SRA. BENDER
- but it was all more or less his fault.</i>

158
00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:49,767
<i>SRA. BENDER
- Well, except for
the deceased people.</i>

159
00:08:49,809 --> 00:08:51,560
- Hello.
- Hello, Mrs. Bender.

160
00:08:51,602 --> 00:08:54,646
-How are you?
- Good.

161
00:08:56,732 --> 00:08:58,449
Is Billy home?

162
00:08:58,484 --> 00:09:00,944
Yes, he is probably in
the upstairs, you know...

163
00:09:01,863 --> 00:09:05,448
- Okay.
- Hey, don't run!

164
00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:12,206
Hey Billy, guess what?

165
00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:17,169
<i>BILLY BENDER
- Billy Bender... After he
I failed home school twice,</i>

166
00:09:17,204 --> 00:09:19,588
<i>BILLY BENDER
- the state made their parents
They will send him to a real school.</i>

167
00:09:19,623 --> 00:09:21,598
<i>BILLY BENDER
- I didn't help him.</i>

168
00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:26,220
Oh, Rick, I thought you were my Mom.

169
00:09:26,255 --> 00:09:28,096
Dude, it's called a lock.

170
00:09:38,441 --> 00:09:40,524
Oh my God.

171
00:09:46,697 --> 00:09:49,368
Could you pass me a tissue?

172
00:09:54,538 --> 00:09:56,499
Thank you.

173
00:09:59,085 --> 00:10:01,671
No. No.

174
00:10:04,258 --> 00:10:05,926
- Dude, guess what?
- What?

175
00:10:05,968 --> 00:10:09,513
- Like they sucked me today.
- Shut up! By whom?

176
00:10:09,554 --> 00:10:11,640
- A girl at the club.
- A stripper?

177
00:10:11,682 --> 00:10:13,433
You better hope he doesn't have AIDS.

178
00:10:13,475 --> 00:10:15,894
You know how
ruin a moment.

179
00:10:15,936 --> 00:10:18,270
I'm just saying.
I saw this documentary...

180
00:10:18,311 --> 00:10:20,104
Or maybe it was a movie?

181
00:10:20,145 --> 00:10:22,191
Anyway, it was called 'Rent',

182
00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:24,986
and everyone in it had
AIDS, and it was shit, Rick.

183
00:10:25,027 --> 00:10:29,198
- The movie or the disease?
- The movie.

184
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,993
"Mom"!

185
00:10:31,034 --> 00:10:32,535
You are still here.

186
00:10:32,577 --> 00:10:35,121
Billy, I was wondering if
you could go to the store...

187
00:10:35,162 --> 00:10:37,205
...and buy Mom cigarettes.

188
00:10:37,247 --> 00:10:39,251
- Now?
- No, next Thursday.

189
00:10:39,293 --> 00:10:40,961
Now. Go.

190
00:10:41,003 --> 00:10:43,211
There's money in my bag, okay?

191
00:10:43,253 --> 00:10:46,340
Oh, Ricky, I was wondering if
Could you stay and help me...

192
00:10:46,382 --> 00:10:48,300
...with something in the thing.

193
00:10:53,181 --> 00:10:56,975
He really has been very
Useful since I turned 18.

194
00:10:57,017 --> 00:11:00,352
I can't wait until I turn 21.

195
00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:04,608
So... You've had a busy day.

196
00:11:04,649 --> 00:11:07,737
Not more than usual, no.

197
00:11:07,778 --> 00:11:09,945
Billy told me you got a blowjob.

198
00:11:09,987 --> 00:11:12,115
How? I literally just told him.

199
00:11:12,157 --> 00:11:14,992
Well, the point is that I know.

200
00:11:15,034 --> 00:11:17,786
I don't know what he's talking about.

201
00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:20,874
I said, "How
that was a blowjob. "

202
00:11:20,916 --> 00:11:23,960
Rick, your Mom, is my best friend,

203
00:11:24,002 --> 00:11:27,171
will know if you continue
running around...

204
00:11:27,212 --> 00:11:30,509
...with these... These whores.

205
00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:34,094
We're going to have to come up with
some way to fix this.

206
00:11:34,136 --> 00:11:36,139
We could just
keep it a secret?

207
00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:39,098
Yes, that's a good idea.

208
00:11:39,140 --> 00:11:40,767
Well.

209
00:11:40,808 --> 00:11:42,936
OK. �It was good
in that, at least?

210
00:11:42,977 --> 00:11:47,067
Eh... I think so.

211
00:11:47,108 --> 00:11:49,945
It's so good that you came out
from your comfort zone.

212
00:11:49,986 --> 00:11:52,196
- It's, uh...
- Yes.

213
00:11:52,238 --> 00:11:56,910
It is very important...
Trying new things.

214
00:11:56,952 --> 00:11:58,828
OK.

215
00:11:58,870 --> 00:12:01,789
And, I think if you do,

216
00:12:01,831 --> 00:12:07,710
you need to experience them
in a, uh, safe environment.

217
00:12:10,631 --> 00:12:13,008
Whoa, Mrs. Bender.
Are you trying to seduce me?

218
00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:15,133
No. My God, no, no, no, no.

219
00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:18,054
Well, I just thought I was...

220
00:12:18,089 --> 00:12:20,932
No... I want to be your teacher.

221
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:27,731
Yes, I'm going to help you win the
experience that you need so much.

222
00:12:27,773 --> 00:12:30,734
Do you have a girlfriend?

223
00:12:30,776 --> 00:12:33,696
Yes. No. Girlfriend?

224
00:12:33,737 --> 00:12:39,535
Well, one day you will have it, and
You owe it to her to be prepared.

225
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:44,122
- Clear.
- OK.

226
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,166
Come here.

227
00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:59,305
Does that feel good?

228
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:04,018
It feels good. It feels very good.

229
00:13:04,059 --> 00:13:06,351
Just raise your hand if
you have any questions.

230
00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:13,525
My God. It's also very good
paying attention to "the girls".

231
00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:15,318
- To whom?
- "The girls."

232
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,572
Yeah. Gentle.

233
00:13:18,614 --> 00:13:21,450
That's nice.

234
00:13:21,491 --> 00:13:23,910
I like that.

235
00:13:23,951 --> 00:13:26,122
Hey, Mrs. Bender?

236
00:13:26,164 --> 00:13:28,248
I can't breathe.

237
00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:30,835
Oh, okay, I'll
breathe for both of us.

238
00:13:34,546 --> 00:13:37,675
Sometimes you look at your life and say,

239
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,760
"I'm doing the best I can."

240
00:13:39,801 --> 00:13:42,512
Other times, you have to
look at your life and say:

241
00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:45,182
"I just caught the
Mom of my best friend. "

242
00:13:45,223 --> 00:13:48,770
But as I lay here at night
Tomorrow after losing my virginity,

243
00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:52,480
all I could think about was
what everyone would say if they knew.

244
00:13:52,521 --> 00:13:55,024
Devil spawn.

245
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,112
Well done, son. I want to see photos.

246
00:13:59,154 --> 00:14:00,948
Does his pussy taste like Seagram's?

247
00:14:00,989 --> 00:14:02,698
No, I mean, it makes sense.

248
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,867
I mean, you pass
the time, like, all the time...

249
00:14:04,909 --> 00:14:07,328
Oh my God, your Mom?

250
00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:09,746
Fucking Jesus Christ!

251
00:14:17,296 --> 00:14:20,550
You're a son of a bitch, Rick Stevens.

252
00:14:20,592 --> 00:14:23,179
I will never be your girlfriend.

253
00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:26,638
Nina can't figure it out.

254
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,857
I'm going to ask Nina Pennington out.

255
00:14:28,892 --> 00:14:32,351
True... You have had an erection
by her since the Sixth Grade.

256
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,063
He still doesn't even know you exist.

257
00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:35,905
Now it's a good
Time to change that.

258
00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:38,985
It doesn't change the fact that we still
She is dating Kevin Carpenter.

259
00:14:39,026 --> 00:14:41,035
- Well, hello, gentlemen.
- Shit!

260
00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:43,323
<i>KARLIS MALINAUSKAS
- Well, I probably should.
stop for a second...</i>

261
00:14:43,365 --> 00:14:45,575
<i>KARLIS MALINAUSKAS
- ...and give it the low blow
Junior Dahmer here.</i>

262
00:14:45,616 --> 00:14:47,374
<i>KARLIS MALINAUSKAS
- Aw, fuck it.</i>

263
00:14:47,409 --> 00:14:50,036
- Hello, Karlis.
- So Nina Pennington, huh?

264
00:14:50,997 --> 00:14:53,715
She's pretty, right?

265
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:57,261
Don't you think you're fixing
your look a little high?

266
00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:01,506
No. I mean, why not? I don't
missing a toe or whatever.

267
00:15:01,548 --> 00:15:05,350
I like your bravado. It's cute.

268
00:15:05,385 --> 00:15:08,889
I'll tell you something, what do you say if I do?
things a little more interesting.

269
00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:10,898
Yes, of course. Well.

270
00:15:10,933 --> 00:15:13,317
I bet $1,000 that you won't be able to...

271
00:15:13,352 --> 00:15:15,729
...sign, seal and
deliver to Nina Pennington.

272
00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:17,355
Nobody turns in Nina Pennington.

273
00:15:17,397 --> 00:15:18,905
- Of course I can.
- It's okay.

274
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,777
- Perfect.
- For Arbor Day.

275
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:24,029
Thank you for this stipulation
Unsolicited, Billy.

276
00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:27,239
Therefore, two weeks.
Is that a problem?

277
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,747
Nope.

278
00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:31,995
Squeeze it Rick. It's scaring me.

279
00:15:42,296 --> 00:15:43,798
Oh shit.

280
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,091
You made a bet with
the son of a gangster.

281
00:15:51,513 --> 00:15:53,807
Hey, a First Year student just
of being hit by a bus.

282
00:15:53,842 --> 00:15:56,478
Oh wait. Again? Brilliant.

283
00:15:58,603 --> 00:16:01,317
Damn. $1,000 dollars.
I am a dead man.

284
00:16:11,201 --> 00:16:13,745
- What the hell?
- Relax.

285
00:16:13,787 --> 00:16:17,082
- You are having a divine vision.
-Who are you?

286
00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:22,293
Santa Lola is my name. I am the
Patron saint of adolescents.

287
00:16:23,463 --> 00:16:25,046
Don't bother looking for me...

288
00:16:25,088 --> 00:16:27,297
...in the book of
Saints... I'm not listed.

289
00:16:27,339 --> 00:16:30,635
A Saint? What are you doing
in the boys bathroom?

290
00:16:30,677 --> 00:16:32,638
Old habits die hard.

291
00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:34,557
How do you look like my Mother,

292
00:16:34,598 --> 00:16:37,392
except with a camel toe.

293
00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:40,229
They tell me that a lot.

294
00:16:40,271 --> 00:16:42,188
Wait a minute,
Am I being deceived?

295
00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:44,815
You are being challenged.
I am here to help.

296
00:16:44,856 --> 00:16:47,402
Are you going to help me score?
with Nina Pennington?

297
00:16:47,443 --> 00:16:49,363
It's not that easy.

298
00:16:49,405 --> 00:16:51,031
The things we desire...

299
00:16:51,073 --> 00:16:53,117
...things rarely are
What we need, Rick.

300
00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:55,744
So you're not going to grant me my wish.

301
00:16:55,786 --> 00:16:58,247
I'm not a fucking genius. I am a Saint.

302
00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:00,624
I'm here to put the
path a little clearer,

303
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,918
so you can take
the right decisions.

304
00:17:05,797 --> 00:17:07,298
What the fuck?

305
00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:09,257
Wait for the signs.

306
00:17:14,637 --> 00:17:16,514
<i>Attention, students...</i>

307
00:17:16,556 --> 00:17:18,642
<i>...the production of the Club
This week's 'Pippin' drama...</i>

308
00:17:18,684 --> 00:17:20,603
<i>...has been cancelled.</i>

309
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,769
Kevin Carpenter

310
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,564
the biggest fucking idiot in the world,

311
00:17:27,607 --> 00:17:30,278
and current boyfriend of Nina Pennington.

312
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,904
There were all the
reasons to hate him...

313
00:17:31,945 --> 00:17:33,801
...after what happened
last spring.

314
00:17:33,836 --> 00:17:35,658
Billy passed out in the
Greg Drubin party...

315
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,159
...and woke up
the next morning...

316
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,619
...with a condom in the butt
and the fear in his eyes...

317
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:41,371
Kevin waited a week to tell her...

318
00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:44,249
...which was a broomstick that
took the virginity of her butt.

319
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:47,169
We're done.

320
00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:50,048
Bitch!

321
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:52,507
A sign. Santa Lola was right.

322
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:55,219
- Wait. Holy who?
- It's a sign from God.

323
00:17:55,261 --> 00:17:57,888
God wants me to be
with Nina Pennington,

324
00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:00,224
in all possible positions.

325
00:18:00,265 --> 00:18:02,475
I have graded your exams...

326
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:06,355
...and I will return them to you
at the end of class.

327
00:18:06,396 --> 00:18:08,608
However, I doubt they want them.

328
00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:11,443
Miss Pennington got the only A.

329
00:18:11,485 --> 00:18:14,697
- Yes, was it an A?
- No.

330
00:18:14,739 --> 00:18:18,409
And now who among you?
Can you conjugate the verb 'alive'?

331
00:18:18,451 --> 00:18:20,078
<i>�What is a verb?</i>

332
00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:23,747
Mr. Stevens.

333
00:18:23,789 --> 00:18:29,377
Ah, okay, the conjugation of live.

334
00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:34,966
Eh, I think it would be
'I saw', 'live', V-V-V...

335
00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:37,217
Well, that was vi-horrible.

336
00:18:37,259 --> 00:18:40,346
The correct conjugation
from the verb 'alive' is...

337
00:18:40,388 --> 00:18:41,848
Strike one.

338
00:18:41,890 --> 00:18:45,061
...live, live, vixi...

339
00:18:45,101 --> 00:18:48,063
Victum...

340
00:18:51,857 --> 00:18:54,694
<i>Director Poole canceled
afternoon classes...</i>

341
00:18:54,735 --> 00:18:57,780
<i>...so that we could cry every
one to Mr. Apgar in our own way.</i>

342
00:19:08,832 --> 00:19:11,210
Just in time.

343
00:19:11,252 --> 00:19:13,421
<i>Attention, all students.</i>

344
00:19:13,462 --> 00:19:15,590
<i>All players
women's basketball...</i>

345
00:19:15,631 --> 00:19:18,925
- Hello.
- Hello.

346
00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:20,760
Hi, I'm Rick Stevens from...

347
00:19:20,802 --> 00:19:23,346
The slow boy of the
kind of brass, I know.

348
00:19:23,388 --> 00:19:27,686
Eh, yes. Congratulations on the A.

349
00:19:27,728 --> 00:19:30,770
Thank you. Let's hope that
do better next time.

350
00:19:32,396 --> 00:19:35,234
I was wondering if
you needed a ride...

351
00:19:35,276 --> 00:19:37,485
...to Mr. Apgar's funeral.

352
00:19:37,527 --> 00:19:39,778
- Will you go?
- Clear. He was like a Father to me.

353
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:42,283
I am deeply saddened
and shit right now.

354
00:19:42,325 --> 00:19:44,744
Who said you could
talk to my girlfriend, idiot?

355
00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:46,579
I'm not your girlfriend, Kevin.

356
00:19:46,621 --> 00:19:48,537
We always get back together.

357
00:19:48,579 --> 00:19:50,416
- You know it.
- Not this time.

358
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:54,125
Rick was asking
If I would accompany you...

359
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:57,839
...to Mr. Apgar's funeral,
and I told him yes.

360
00:19:59,591 --> 00:20:04,846
Really? Well, a funeral is a
perfect place for you to be.

361
00:20:04,888 --> 00:20:07,224
Because you are a dead man.

362
00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:09,809
-Kevin...
- Damn!

363
00:20:11,894 --> 00:20:14,688
So it's a "yes"?

364
00:20:17,315 --> 00:20:20,027
What? What?

365
00:20:20,069 --> 00:20:22,780
What? Nothing. Nothing.

366
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:25,534
OK. Goodbye.

367
00:20:28,703 --> 00:20:30,726
I'm in.

368
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:32,750
You are dead.

369
00:20:38,546 --> 00:20:43,155
<i>Not yet, he wasn't dead, but
Our first date was at a funeral.</i>

370
00:20:43,190 --> 00:20:47,764
<i>In retrospect, that might not be
have been one of my best ideas.</i>

371
00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:51,065
It was a lovely service.

372
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:55,312
Is it me or did it look more
alive being dead?

373
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,525
<i>

374
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,611
I love this song.

375
00:21:02,646 --> 00:21:04,035
A m� tambi�n.

376
00:21:04,070 --> 00:21:05,954
My parents don't like
I like that I listen to it...

377
00:21:05,989 --> 00:21:08,658
...from the pop stations,
because of all the satanic lyrics.

378
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:12,286
But Mindy has a CD. When
I go to his house, I listen to him.

379
00:21:12,321 --> 00:21:13,961
I think it's so dreamy.

380
00:21:13,996 --> 00:21:15,504
<i>And before I could stop myself...</i>

381
00:21:15,539 --> 00:21:17,499
When he is in the
city, I'm going to his concert...

382
00:21:17,534 --> 00:21:19,084
...and I hang out with
Him behind the stage.

383
00:21:20,587 --> 00:21:22,674
Wait, you know Josh Groban?

384
00:21:23,757 --> 00:21:25,433
Yes, we are very close.

385
00:21:25,468 --> 00:21:28,178
Then you must be going to his
presentation tomorrow night.

386
00:21:28,679 --> 00:21:30,805
Yes, of course. Yes.

387
00:21:30,847 --> 00:21:32,898
I would love to take you,

388
00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:35,359
but I know that your parents do not
They'll let you go, so...

389
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:37,769
Actually, my parents were
to Omaha for the world premiere...

390
00:21:37,804 --> 00:21:40,440
..."of Christ on Ice",
starring Johnny Weir,

391
00:21:40,481 --> 00:21:43,151
and they're gone until Monday,
so you never know.

392
00:21:43,185 --> 00:21:45,320
Brilliant. Brilliant.

393
00:21:45,361 --> 00:21:47,779
- Strike two.
- This is so sensational.

394
00:21:49,447 --> 00:21:51,326
I mean, that
It would really help me...

395
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:53,202
...to get my mind out
of things, you know?

396
00:21:55,537 --> 00:21:58,791
- Nina, are you okay?
- Your mom is going to kill you.

397
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,876
You better get the
your insurance information.

398
00:22:00,911 --> 00:22:03,712
Oh, Rick. I'm stuck.

399
00:22:04,755 --> 00:22:07,674
What the fuck, dude?

400
00:22:07,716 --> 00:22:10,635
�Oye! �Seriously?

401
00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:13,681
<i>

402
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:15,558
<i>

403
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,352
<i>

404
00:22:17,387 --> 00:22:19,103
<i>

405
00:22:19,145 --> 00:22:22,357
This totally reminds me of a
German porn that I downloaded.

406
00:22:22,398 --> 00:22:23,941
�Padre Krumins?

407
00:22:23,982 --> 00:22:27,695
Richard. Oh I'm so sorry
about this little mishap.

408
00:22:28,905 --> 00:22:30,615
Shouldn't we call the police?

409
00:22:30,657 --> 00:22:32,951
Miss Pennington, for
Please thank your Mother...

410
00:22:32,992 --> 00:22:35,662
...for hosting a splendid
Bingo night last week.

411
00:22:35,703 --> 00:22:39,414
I mean, their deviled eggs
They were absolutely sinful.

412
00:22:40,623 --> 00:22:42,752
Shouldn't we call the police?

413
00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:45,586
I don't think it's necessary.

414
00:22:45,628 --> 00:22:48,172
I mean, if you don't mind,
I prefer not to report it.

415
00:22:48,214 --> 00:22:50,217
I would so hate for our premiums to go up.

416
00:22:50,259 --> 00:22:52,635
Furthermore, these sisters have
taken a vow of silence,

417
00:22:52,677 --> 00:22:55,303
so the smallest number of the
questions to answer will be better.

418
00:22:55,345 --> 00:22:57,724
Don't worry, the archdiocese
will take care of everything.

419
00:22:57,766 --> 00:23:01,185
Let there be peace.
Sisters? Better hurry up.

420
00:23:01,227 --> 00:23:04,521
<i>Should we call the police?</i>

421
00:23:04,563 --> 00:23:06,816
We have paid you a good
money for you to run this place.

422
00:23:06,857 --> 00:23:08,693
Is this the best you can do?

423
00:23:08,734 --> 00:23:11,362
They look like they have
full-blown hepatitis.

424
00:23:11,404 --> 00:23:13,406
It's the morning shift.

425
00:23:13,447 --> 00:23:16,701
I mean, I'm working.
to put a buffet breakfast here...

426
00:23:16,742 --> 00:23:19,579
...that will make your fly
shitty mind, Vitolda.

427
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:23,707
I'm talking about eggs
and bacon, whipped cream,

428
00:23:23,748 --> 00:23:27,795
sausages and a dance
erotic, all in, $12.99.

429
00:23:30,883 --> 00:23:32,718
You girls stink!

430
00:23:32,753 --> 00:23:34,553
How many times have I told you,

431
00:23:34,595 --> 00:23:38,243
won't draw a crowd
if they haven't taken a bath.

432
00:23:38,278 --> 00:23:41,892
They disgust me. Go to the shower.
And you, you're fired!

433
00:23:41,933 --> 00:23:43,519
I don't work here.

434
00:23:43,561 --> 00:23:45,227
Do you want to go out for something?
Korean barbecue?

435
00:23:45,269 --> 00:23:47,314
Oh, God.

436
00:23:47,355 --> 00:23:50,608
The police have been on our asses,
so business has been down.

437
00:23:50,649 --> 00:23:53,944
This means that the income of
here you better come up, Jimbo,

438
00:23:53,986 --> 00:23:57,367
or you will be left without a job.

439
00:23:57,409 --> 00:24:00,745
And probably without a leg.

440
00:24:03,164 --> 00:24:06,873
Jimmy? Hey, Jimmy. Jimmy,
I need to ask you a favor.

441
00:24:06,915 --> 00:24:09,836
- Jimmy.
- Fuck you, will you?

442
00:24:09,878 --> 00:24:12,026
I have to talk to you
friend at Paramount.

443
00:24:12,061 --> 00:24:14,174
- For what?
- I need backstage passes.

444
00:24:14,216 --> 00:24:18,012
For the concert of
Tomorrow by Josh Groban.

445
00:24:18,054 --> 00:24:21,597
Well I really need that
Britney Spears lick my balls.

446
00:24:21,639 --> 00:24:23,600
<i>No, wait, that wasn't all.</i>

447
00:24:23,642 --> 00:24:26,145
Well I need J.Lo
Put your finger in my butt.

448
00:24:26,187 --> 00:24:28,189
<i>No, that was my Dad.</i>

449
00:24:28,231 --> 00:24:31,316
Do you know what I need?
I need to whitewash my shit.

450
00:24:31,358 --> 00:24:34,360
- That's all.
- What? Look, I'll do anything.

451
00:24:35,404 --> 00:24:37,531
Anything?

452
00:24:37,573 --> 00:24:41,699
<i>Looks like Jimmy had a date
too, and I needed a little ecstasy.</i>

453
00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:45,829
<i>The distributor was proposing
buy-20, get-5-free,</i>

454
00:24:45,871 --> 00:24:48,083
<i>so I saved the extra pills.</i>

455
00:24:48,124 --> 00:24:50,251
<i>I don't want them to have the
wrong idea of me,</i>

456
00:24:50,292 --> 00:24:52,379
<i>but nowhere
The Bible says so,

457
00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:54,004
<i>"thou shalt not take ecstasy."</i>

458
00:24:54,046 --> 00:24:55,714
That's true.

459
00:24:55,756 --> 00:24:57,801
<i>With Lucy's car being
arranged by the archdiocese,</i>

460
00:24:57,842 --> 00:24:59,885
<i>I needed wheels to get there
to the Josh Graham show.</i>

461
00:24:59,927 --> 00:25:02,596
I can't believe I said that.

462
00:25:08,269 --> 00:25:10,812
Mrs. Bender, I'm going to have
to ask you a favor.

463
00:25:10,853 --> 00:25:13,106
Anything.
Anything you want.

464
00:25:13,147 --> 00:25:15,359
I'm going to have to borrow your car.

465
00:25:15,401 --> 00:25:17,277
My car? Where are we going?

466
00:25:17,318 --> 00:25:19,487
I have to follow me
Dad to catch him...

467
00:25:19,529 --> 00:25:21,697
...with his lover, to
my mom's lawyer.

468
00:25:21,738 --> 00:25:24,243
I just can't
tell my mom,

469
00:25:24,285 --> 00:25:26,787
because it can
do something violent.

470
00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:28,831
- You know how it is.
- Oh, yes.

471
00:25:28,872 --> 00:25:31,957
Sure, that's very kind of you.

472
00:25:31,999 --> 00:25:33,959
Yes?

473
00:25:36,004 --> 00:25:37,797
Thank you, I appreciate it very much.

474
00:25:37,839 --> 00:25:39,966
Do you want to show me how much you appreciate it?

475
00:25:40,008 --> 00:25:42,051
Well, I'd better go.

476
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,647
If you want the car...

477
00:26:16,919 --> 00:26:19,337
Meow.

478
00:26:20,882 --> 00:26:22,926
Jesus, you gave me a good scare.

479
00:26:22,967 --> 00:26:24,968
That's the idea.

480
00:26:25,010 --> 00:26:27,639
What are you doing here?
If it's about ecstasy...

481
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,766
Calm, in none
Part of the Bible says,

482
00:26:29,807 --> 00:26:31,773
"You will not take ecstasy."

483
00:26:31,808 --> 00:26:34,770
- I'm more worried about the lies.
- But I really needed the car.

484
00:26:34,812 --> 00:26:36,730
Gambling, adultery,

485
00:26:36,772 --> 00:26:38,795
not honoring your Mother and Father.

486
00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:40,818
Okay, I understand. I understand.

487
00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:43,758
You are in a good place
dilemma, isn't it?

488
00:26:43,793 --> 00:26:46,622
On the one hand, if you manage...

489
00:26:46,657 --> 00:26:48,805
...to make Nina
succumb to your advances,

490
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,953
you will have to deal
with his delirious ex...

491
00:26:50,994 --> 00:26:52,879
...with anger problems.

492
00:26:52,913 --> 00:26:54,978
On the other hand, if she rejects you,

493
00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:57,041
Well, do you have $1,000 dollars?

494
00:26:57,084 --> 00:26:58,925
You're not helping me here.

495
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,546
You shouldn't be telling me
How should I win her heart?

496
00:27:03,130 --> 00:27:05,263
Things are never that easy, Rick.

497
00:27:05,298 --> 00:27:09,762
Don't rush where you're going. Of what
Otherwise you may never arrive.

498
00:27:09,805 --> 00:27:12,098
Oh, and one more thing.

499
00:27:12,139 --> 00:27:14,432
I know, the robbery.

500
00:27:14,474 --> 00:27:16,767
No.

501
00:27:18,271 --> 00:27:20,154
I'm going to Ibiza on vacation,

502
00:27:20,189 --> 00:27:23,255
so you will be there for yourself
count for a while.

503
00:27:23,290 --> 00:27:26,321
Don't ruin it. Oh and
beware of the Lithuanians.

504
00:27:32,577 --> 00:27:35,956
- I'm redecorating.
- I see it.

505
00:27:35,991 --> 00:27:38,457
It's better, huh? More joyful.

506
00:27:38,499 --> 00:27:42,171
- Yes, of course.
- Oh, where is my car?

507
00:27:42,206 --> 00:27:45,423
Hey, Steven's got it.

508
00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:47,510
As long as your idiot Father doesn't have it.

509
00:27:47,552 --> 00:27:51,261
- Look, this time...
- Are you going to divorce him?

510
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:55,017
You can be sure that
I will do it. Fat shit.

511
00:27:55,052 --> 00:27:57,852
Mrs. Bender? Mrs. Bender?

512
00:27:57,894 --> 00:28:00,604
Oh... Um, hello, Mr. Bender.

513
00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:03,523
I'm getting ready to go hunting.

514
00:28:03,558 --> 00:28:05,400
- Brilliant.
- Was it on me?

515
00:28:05,442 --> 00:28:07,153
<i>�I knew I was
fucking his wife...</i>

516
00:28:07,188 --> 00:28:09,195
<i>...on your new Scotchgarded sofa?</i>

517
00:28:10,698 --> 00:28:13,158
Oh yes.

518
00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:20,374
Hey, I thought maybe Billy could go.

519
00:28:20,416 --> 00:28:22,919
- No.
- You know, let him keep you company.

520
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,670
And let him bring his new camera.

521
00:28:24,712 --> 00:28:27,048
It's going to be boring to wait
to leave the apartment.

522
00:28:27,089 --> 00:28:28,839
Well, Billy is
accustomed to boring.

523
00:28:30,717 --> 00:28:33,262
- Well, have fun.
- Goodbye, Mom.

524
00:28:35,056 --> 00:28:39,767
Hey, have you heard about him?
new Latin teacher?

525
00:28:39,808 --> 00:28:41,810
He was killed in a crash on I-40.

526
00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:44,189
<i>LEARN TO
TALK
LATIN
in 5 DAYS</i>

527
00:28:46,274 --> 00:28:48,942
- There's a reason they call
to Latin a dead language. - Huh?

528
00:28:48,983 --> 00:28:51,612
Oh, by the way, we're not going to the
Joseph's den of debauchery.

529
00:28:51,654 --> 00:28:53,489
Well then, where are we going?

530
00:28:53,530 --> 00:28:55,950
Let's go pick up Nina and get
a few passes backstage.

531
00:28:55,991 --> 00:28:58,035
I have a date with destiny.

532
00:28:58,077 --> 00:29:00,161
As long as we don't drive on I-40.

533
00:29:00,203 --> 00:29:02,208
This is the place. Turn here.

534
00:29:04,290 --> 00:29:07,377
He said 8:30. we arrived
just a few minutes before.

535
00:29:07,418 --> 00:29:09,462
I can't believe I'm
about to meet Josh.

536
00:29:09,504 --> 00:29:11,923
I mean, this is the thing
most exciting thing I've ever done.

537
00:29:11,966 --> 00:29:14,342
I met David Spade once.

538
00:29:15,512 --> 00:29:20,140
Well, if it wasn't him,
It looked just like him.

539
00:29:20,182 --> 00:29:23,560
So... What are your plans?
for after graduation?

540
00:29:23,601 --> 00:29:25,480
I really don't have
none at the moment.

541
00:29:25,522 --> 00:29:27,730
That doesn't sound very smart.

542
00:29:27,772 --> 00:29:31,734
Oh, you meant the plans? Just like...
Oh yes, I have a lot of them.

543
00:29:31,776 --> 00:29:34,278
- And you, do you have plans?
- Oh, I'm going to be a priestess.

544
00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:38,950
I definitely have a calling.

545
00:29:38,993 --> 00:29:41,704
- And I expel you.
- What does that mean?

546
00:29:41,745 --> 00:29:43,497
Nothing, that doesn't mean anything.

547
00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:49,168
Hey, wait a second. I thought that
girls could only be nuns.

548
00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:51,045
- Only ugly girls are nuns.
- That's not true.

549
00:29:51,087 --> 00:29:53,089
Yeah, that's not true, Billy. Shut up.

550
00:29:53,131 --> 00:29:57,094
Don't worry about Billy.
He... He's missing a chromosome.

551
00:29:57,136 --> 00:29:59,178
So this thing
Priestess, that's great.

552
00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:01,223
Are you sure that
you prefer not only to be...

553
00:30:01,265 --> 00:30:03,267
...an 'American Idol' or something like that?

554
00:30:04,853 --> 00:30:07,480
It's 8:30.

555
00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:10,106
A priestess?

556
00:30:10,148 --> 00:30:12,192
That means she can never...

557
00:30:12,234 --> 00:30:16,280
- I know, Billy.
- You just kicked my Mom's car.

558
00:30:16,322 --> 00:30:20,324
- Is everything okay?
- Yes, we're fine.

559
00:30:20,365 --> 00:30:24,077
What if she sees the hit?
She's going to kill me.

560
00:30:24,119 --> 00:30:26,579
She's not going to kill you, yeah
I'm not taking you home alive.

561
00:30:26,621 --> 00:30:29,542
Rick!

562
00:30:29,584 --> 00:30:32,085
She's going to be so mad at me.

563
00:30:32,127 --> 00:30:34,546
Billy, shut up. Here we are.

564
00:30:34,588 --> 00:30:36,423
Jimmy, open up.

565
00:30:38,884 --> 00:30:41,220
Where the hell is my shit?

566
00:30:41,261 --> 00:30:44,263
Here. My passes to
behind the stage.

567
00:30:44,305 --> 00:30:46,975
You want your passes behind the
scenario, you're going to have to take...

568
00:30:47,017 --> 00:30:51,063
...a good, long, hard one
Look over your butt, Cleaver.

569
00:30:51,104 --> 00:30:53,106
- What?
-Jimmy Junior.

570
00:30:53,148 --> 00:30:55,776
Do it, son.

571
00:30:55,817 --> 00:30:57,404
Then you will give me my passes
backstage?

572
00:30:57,446 --> 00:31:01,782
Look at him, be a man. Look at Ricardo.

573
00:31:01,823 --> 00:31:05,369
The vomiting cobra. The monkey meat.

574
00:31:05,410 --> 00:31:08,915
- Do it, take a look.
- OK.

575
00:31:08,957 --> 00:31:10,749
Now you are a man.

576
00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:12,583
Can I have my passes?
backstage now?

577
00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:14,169
Let me get those for you.

578
00:31:14,211 --> 00:31:16,378
Oh, by the way, fuck you!

579
00:31:19,131 --> 00:31:21,299
That idiot. And now what am I going to do?

580
00:31:21,341 --> 00:31:23,135
Friend, have you seen his balls?

581
00:31:23,177 --> 00:31:25,721
Boys, come on.
We don't want to keep Josh waiting.

582
00:31:25,763 --> 00:31:28,849
Well. Come on, let's go.

583
00:31:28,891 --> 00:31:32,061
Hey, Rick, it's not that one
your dad's car?

584
00:31:32,103 --> 00:31:33,813
Oh shit, I think you're right.

585
00:31:33,854 --> 00:31:37,694
Whose car is it? What is he doing here?

586
00:31:41,862 --> 00:31:43,572
<i>�Fuck me!</i>

587
00:31:43,613 --> 00:31:45,657
<i>Take that. Kill me.</i>

588
00:31:45,699 --> 00:31:48,954
<i>Oh, Joseph. Do it to me doggy style!</i>

589
00:31:48,996 --> 00:31:50,705
He's Rick's Dad.

590
00:31:50,746 --> 00:31:52,582
And you... Mom?

591
00:31:52,623 --> 00:31:55,042
- Your pussy is so tight.
- I doubt it.

592
00:31:55,084 --> 00:31:58,004
I think this is what my
Parents were trying to protect me.

593
00:31:58,045 --> 00:32:00,048
<i>Are you ready for your twist?</i>

594
00:32:00,090 --> 00:32:02,676
- Those are our two Daddies.
- Yes, I'm pretty sure.

595
00:32:02,718 --> 00:32:04,803
I think I'm going to vomit. Oh, God.

596
00:32:04,845 --> 00:32:06,721
I think I have an idea.

597
00:32:06,762 --> 00:32:08,724
<i>Fuck me! Fuck me!</i>

598
00:32:08,765 --> 00:32:10,684
Vice Squad.

599
00:32:10,726 --> 00:32:14,563
Oh shit. �Leave the
dildo! Let's go! Let's go!

600
00:32:14,605 --> 00:32:16,479
Oh my God, go! Quickly.

601
00:32:16,521 --> 00:32:18,856
I'm getting into
the car, don't yell at me!

602
00:32:18,898 --> 00:32:20,400
Hurry up, let's go!

603
00:32:20,442 --> 00:32:23,154
Pamela is going to kill me!
Oh shit! Oh shit!

604
00:32:25,530 --> 00:32:27,699
- Billy?
- Richard?

605
00:32:27,741 --> 00:32:29,825
Shit! Shit!
Stay there, sir!

606
00:32:29,867 --> 00:32:31,786
Nina! Nina, come here, come on!

607
00:32:31,828 --> 00:32:34,122
- Stay there, sir!
- You are so punished!

608
00:32:34,164 --> 00:32:35,999
- It was Rick's idea.
- What?

609
00:32:38,374 --> 00:32:41,128
So... What's your name?

610
00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:43,173
Little girl.

611
00:32:43,215 --> 00:32:48,177
Nina? That's a name
nice for a... pretty girl.

612
00:32:48,219 --> 00:32:51,306
Can I offer you something, darling?

613
00:32:51,348 --> 00:32:54,393
You? Soup? The HIV test?

614
00:32:54,435 --> 00:32:57,611
These are new Dockers.

615
00:32:57,646 --> 00:32:59,773
You know I throw up when I'm nervous.

616
00:32:59,814 --> 00:33:01,614
What are we going to do here?

617
00:33:01,649 --> 00:33:04,068
I didn't know anyone who could
run so fast using a harness.

618
00:33:04,109 --> 00:33:06,363
Alright, enough of the nonsense.
Excuse my French.

619
00:33:06,404 --> 00:33:08,079
How much do you want?

620
00:33:08,114 --> 00:33:10,012
As I see it...
Correct me if I'm wrong...

621
00:33:10,047 --> 00:33:11,910
You wish we would forget
that they were here.

622
00:33:11,952 --> 00:33:13,911
We would also like
forget that we were here.

623
00:33:13,953 --> 00:33:16,141
The only thing that's stopping us...

624
00:33:16,176 --> 00:33:18,331
...in falling into a state
of total amnesia...

625
00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:20,751
...is this little problem we have.

626
00:33:20,786 --> 00:33:24,254
Now, if only that... would go away,

627
00:33:24,289 --> 00:33:26,388
we could forget everything.

628
00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:29,553
- How do you think we do that?
- Yes.

629
00:33:29,594 --> 00:33:31,513
You will say that you ran into him
Mrs. Bender's car...

630
00:33:31,548 --> 00:33:33,647
...on the street outside your apartment.

631
00:33:33,682 --> 00:33:36,474
Why would his wife believe that his
Would my car be outside my apartment?

632
00:33:36,509 --> 00:33:39,103
You'll have to trust me on this.

633
00:33:44,984 --> 00:33:49,615
- Okay... It's a deal.
- Deal.

634
00:33:53,868 --> 00:33:57,621
I'm sure you agree with Billy.
and Mr. Bender taking you home?

635
00:33:57,656 --> 00:34:01,042
Completely. Your dad like that
It gives me chills. Don't be offended.

636
00:34:01,077 --> 00:34:02,835
Not at all.

637
00:34:02,877 --> 00:34:04,962
Are you going to be okay, though?

638
00:34:05,004 --> 00:34:08,091
I don't know what I would do if I found
to my dad in a motel...

639
00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:11,217
...with our neighbor and a
underage prostitute.

640
00:34:11,252 --> 00:34:14,263
Yes, it's not the first time. I'm just...

641
00:34:14,304 --> 00:34:17,266
Sorry if we missed the concert.

642
00:34:17,308 --> 00:34:20,853
It's okay. Actually, I kind of had fun.

643
00:34:20,888 --> 00:34:23,563
Did you do it?

644
00:34:23,605 --> 00:34:27,274
- As strange as it may seem, yes.
- Really?

645
00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:34,991
Well I guess we'll have to
do it again sometime.

646
00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:40,412
I would like that.

647
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:43,999
Me too.

648
00:34:57,179 --> 00:35:02,351
I know where you, Billy, Mr. Bender,

649
00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:04,770
and your son of a bitch
Father they were there last night.

650
00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:07,148
- Don't even try to deny it.
- Well...

651
00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:09,400
I had a detective follow your Father.

652
00:35:09,442 --> 00:35:12,193
There were not only him and
Keith Bender in a motel...

653
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,238
...with a whore with crack,

654
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,950
you and Billy were
there with a whore of yours.

655
00:35:16,991 --> 00:35:19,576
What's wrong with the
men in this family?

656
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,665
They are so miserable
shit, what do they have to bring...

657
00:35:21,706 --> 00:35:23,706
...neighbors as batters
emerging for you?

658
00:35:23,748 --> 00:35:25,708
Where is your Father anyway?

659
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,584
I called out to him, he wasn't there.

660
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:31,337
he is on a journey
of business. Lithuania.

661
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:35,299
I assumed you wouldn't be here
to face the music.

662
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:43,558
When I come back, I will
hire a lawyer.

663
00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:46,186
Just wait and see.

664
00:35:47,564 --> 00:35:49,063
Where are you going?

665
00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,772
What do you mean, where am I going?

666
00:35:50,814 --> 00:35:52,775
- It's April.
- Rehabilitation never works for you.

667
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,862
I think you've developed an immunity.

668
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:57,989
It always works for me, even
I'm coming home to my family.

669
00:35:58,030 --> 00:36:00,868
Mom, really? Come on.

670
00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:03,660
- What?
- Vodka? Brilliant.

671
00:36:03,702 --> 00:36:05,830
Arriving sober
rehabilitation is like appearing...

672
00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:07,958
...for a lesson
tennis, without racket.

673
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,667
There's my taxi.

674
00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:14,089
Don't sell the house this time.

675
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,219
- Ricky! Yoo-hoo!
- Oh, shit!

676
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:22,597
Can I talk to you for a moment?

677
00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:24,099
Yes, you.

678
00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:28,101
-Richard.
- Father Krumins.

679
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:31,395
Well, thanks again, Mrs. Bender,

680
00:36:31,437 --> 00:36:33,813
for the opening of your beautiful house
for this week's bingo game.

681
00:36:33,855 --> 00:36:35,775
Oh, not at all, Father.

682
00:36:35,817 --> 00:36:38,527
Let's hope that the next time Lois Enlow
don't have your prostatic arm...

683
00:36:38,569 --> 00:36:40,446
...stuck in the garbage disposal.

684
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,743
I took Keith four
hours to get that thing out.

685
00:36:45,784 --> 00:36:49,289
- God bless you.
- Thank you. Well, yes.

686
00:36:49,331 --> 00:36:50,997
I spoke to your Mother this morning.

687
00:36:51,039 --> 00:36:52,959
What were you doing with that little bitch yesterday?

688
00:36:53,001 --> 00:36:54,878
- What bitch?
- How many bitches were you with?

689
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,879
A. None.

690
00:36:56,921 --> 00:36:58,882
Nina is not a slut, she
She is a friend from school.

691
00:36:58,924 --> 00:37:00,883
I feel like I really
You don't care about me.

692
00:37:00,925 --> 00:37:03,845
- How do you say?
- Can I ask you a question?

693
00:37:03,887 --> 00:37:07,098
- OK.
- Do you want to fuck with me?

694
00:37:07,140 --> 00:37:09,100
Hey, Mrs. Bender, I have school.

695
00:37:09,142 --> 00:37:12,520
Skip classes. Come on, you
I'm going to write a note. Let's go!

696
00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:17,985
Hello.

697
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:20,028
Hello, Karlis, what's wrong?

698
00:37:20,070 --> 00:37:22,614
Less than a week before
Arbor Day. How's that going?

699
00:37:22,656 --> 00:37:24,450
Good. probably not
It will take so much time.

700
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:26,408
Hey, how do you like pinkies?

701
00:37:26,450 --> 00:37:27,954
How do I like my pinkies?

702
00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:29,539
I mean the way
where they currently are.

703
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,371
Yes, I like my... Pinkies.

704
00:37:31,412 --> 00:37:33,208
You better do it right.

705
00:37:38,712 --> 00:37:40,548
<i>A reminder, students,</i>

706
00:37:40,589 --> 00:37:43,007
<i>This year's dance has been cancelled.</i>

707
00:37:43,049 --> 00:37:45,177
Hey, you missed the
class. Where were you?

708
00:37:45,220 --> 00:37:47,304
I was fucking
your Mother in the butt.

709
00:37:47,346 --> 00:37:51,017
- What?
- It's a joke. I fell asleep.

710
00:37:52,936 --> 00:37:55,772
- Hello, Billy.
- Hello, Rick.

711
00:37:55,814 --> 00:37:57,691
Hello.

712
00:38:03,611 --> 00:38:07,367
Everyone, this is the sister
Marie Th�r�se Francine Dubois.

713
00:38:07,409 --> 00:38:09,952
She will be replacing
to the late Mr. Apgar,

714
00:38:09,994 --> 00:38:13,539
and the late Mr. Marquart, who
He died tragically on I-40.

715
00:38:14,581 --> 00:38:18,251
The sister is a Carmelite nun.
She has taken a vow of silence.

716
00:38:18,293 --> 00:38:20,796
However, given our need
urgently, Father Krumins...

717
00:38:20,838 --> 00:38:23,297
...has granted the grace of
special dispensation to sister...

718
00:38:23,338 --> 00:38:26,134
...so she can talk during class,
so he's not going to go to Hell.

719
00:38:26,175 --> 00:38:28,136
Sister.

720
00:38:44,944 --> 00:38:48,414
I am very happy to be teaching you.

721
00:38:48,449 --> 00:38:50,700
My name is sister
Marie Th�r�se Francine Dubois.

722
00:38:50,742 --> 00:38:52,952
Since there is no time to
get what I want,

723
00:38:52,994 --> 00:38:55,121
I don't have time to
answer any questions...

724
00:38:57,706 --> 00:39:00,382
"She died!"

725
00:39:00,417 --> 00:39:04,429
No, she's... Just sleeping.

726
00:39:04,464 --> 00:39:06,841
I bet you five dollars that
wake up in less than a minute...

727
00:39:06,883 --> 00:39:08,967
...without anyone saying anything.

728
00:39:09,009 --> 00:39:10,929
Well, here you go.

729
00:39:16,769 --> 00:39:21,063
Come on. Come on.

730
00:39:22,858 --> 00:39:24,775
30 seconds.

731
00:39:28,819 --> 00:39:31,031
45 seconds.

732
00:39:35,536 --> 00:39:37,622
55 seconds.

733
00:39:38,957 --> 00:39:40,589
- Yes!
- The conquest of Gaul.

734
00:39:40,624 --> 00:39:45,088
The forces of civilization
against the barbarians ipso facto...

735
00:39:47,631 --> 00:39:51,302
Oh! Alright, double or nothing.

736
00:39:51,338 --> 00:39:53,096
Don't count on me.

737
00:40:02,896 --> 00:40:05,566
What? What do you want?

738
00:40:05,607 --> 00:40:07,608
"We are going to have the
rest of the day free...

739
00:40:07,650 --> 00:40:09,569
...how did we do it for Mr. Apgar?

740
00:40:09,610 --> 00:40:11,903
For my part, I feel
clearly traumatized again.

741
00:40:11,945 --> 00:40:14,074
Yes, and furthermore, we went
totally scammed...

742
00:40:14,116 --> 00:40:16,158
...when its replacement
perished on I-40.

743
00:40:16,199 --> 00:40:18,326
Mr. Marquart never taught a class!

744
00:40:18,368 --> 00:40:20,414
Very good! You know, it's your education.

745
00:40:20,455 --> 00:40:22,372
I don't give a shit,
but from today,

746
00:40:22,414 --> 00:40:24,708
I'm going to make a policy
school official...

747
00:40:24,743 --> 00:40:26,668
...in fatalities at the Faculty.

748
00:40:26,710 --> 00:40:29,422
Mr. Stevens and Mr. Bender, I
I would like to see you in my office.

749
00:40:29,463 --> 00:40:33,551
- Goodbye.
- I don't feel very well, Rick.

750
00:40:33,593 --> 00:40:35,428
Kevin Carpenter, brought to my attention...

751
00:40:35,469 --> 00:40:37,804
...that you bet yes
The nun was dead or not.

752
00:40:37,846 --> 00:40:39,307
Kevin Carpenter is an idiot.

753
00:40:39,348 --> 00:40:41,392
- We bet if he woke up.
- Billy!

754
00:40:41,434 --> 00:40:43,979
You admit to betting on
school grounds.

755
00:40:44,021 --> 00:40:46,813
Well this must be good for
a good, long suspension.

756
00:40:46,855 --> 00:40:49,193
I've been waiting for
take down you two clowns.

757
00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:52,943
There is a Father here to
talk to you...

758
00:40:52,985 --> 00:40:55,238
...about what happened,

759
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,449
that time, in that place.

760
00:40:57,490 --> 00:40:59,284
Right now?

761
00:41:00,368 --> 00:41:03,620
I'm back.

762
00:41:09,543 --> 00:41:12,839
- I think I'm going to get sick.
- Swallow it, Billy.

763
00:41:12,881 --> 00:41:14,799
- What are you doing?
- Look at this.

764
00:41:14,841 --> 00:41:16,718
Poole took this off me last year.

765
00:41:19,470 --> 00:41:21,389
What is this?

766
00:41:25,102 --> 00:41:27,187
Shit.

767
00:41:27,229 --> 00:41:29,358
These are photos of the
girls in the locker room.

768
00:41:29,399 --> 00:41:31,985
This is one of Nina.

769
00:41:33,903 --> 00:41:36,863
What are you doing, Mr. Stevens?

770
00:41:36,905 --> 00:41:40,660
I'm just, uh, leaving the suspension.

771
00:41:40,701 --> 00:41:43,579
- What is that?
- 10 to 20 would be my guess.

772
00:41:43,621 --> 00:41:46,501
I have never seen those
photos from before in my life.

773
00:41:46,543 --> 00:41:48,625
Who said anything about photos?

774
00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:51,920
Well, I didn't take them.

775
00:41:51,962 --> 00:41:53,754
And, I mean, who can say...

776
00:41:53,796 --> 00:41:55,420
...how long
Have they really been there?

777
00:41:55,462 --> 00:41:57,341
It could have been years.

778
00:41:57,383 --> 00:42:00,302
This one looks a lot like Emily Tolls,

779
00:42:00,344 --> 00:42:02,554
and is currently a junior.

780
00:42:02,595 --> 00:42:07,392
Hey, what if I forget...

781
00:42:07,433 --> 00:42:10,563
...this little indiscretion
today's betting?

782
00:42:10,604 --> 00:42:12,688
What if he forgets that we still exist...

783
00:42:12,729 --> 00:42:14,609
...until the end of the school year?

784
00:42:14,651 --> 00:42:17,861
Rick and Billy who?

785
00:42:17,896 --> 00:42:21,073
Stevens and Bender.

786
00:42:21,115 --> 00:42:23,116
I'm going to kill Carpenter.

787
00:42:23,157 --> 00:42:25,703
If you don't stop chasing
to Nina, he's going to kill you.

788
00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:28,247
Yes, but if I stop, then
Malinauskas is going to kill me,

789
00:42:28,289 --> 00:42:30,290
because I can't pay you $1,000 dollars.

790
00:42:30,331 --> 00:42:32,667
Well at least you have
a sensual photo of Nina.

791
00:42:32,709 --> 00:42:35,711
I haven't even seen her yet,
and I already ripped off a piece of it.

792
00:42:35,752 --> 00:42:37,631
I'm going to burn it when I get home.

793
00:42:37,673 --> 00:42:39,174
Burn it? Why?

794
00:42:39,216 --> 00:42:40,926
It doesn't feel good to see her...

795
00:42:40,968 --> 00:42:42,678
...when she didn't even know it.

796
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,346
What?

797
00:42:44,388 --> 00:42:46,807
Additionally, I will be receiving
the real thing very soon.

798
00:42:46,849 --> 00:42:49,227
Hey! What did the Director want?
Poole talk to you?

799
00:42:49,269 --> 00:42:52,978
Hey, he wanted our help...

800
00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:54,605
...in the preparation of
the new policy of...

801
00:42:54,647 --> 00:42:56,190
...the school, about the
deaths in the Faculty.

802
00:42:56,231 --> 00:42:59,776
Wait! What are they doing
Are you two louts still here?

803
00:42:59,818 --> 00:43:01,987
<i>And because I thought I could
do better than that...</i>

804
00:43:02,030 --> 00:43:04,281
What are they doing
here still morons?

805
00:43:04,323 --> 00:43:06,411
What are you packers
shit, doing here still?

806
00:43:06,453 --> 00:43:09,288
<i>Ah, who am I kidding?
He is on the edge of Croma.</i>

807
00:43:09,330 --> 00:43:11,415
I thought Poole suspended his butts.

808
00:43:11,457 --> 00:43:14,084
FYI, they were helping
to amend school policy.

809
00:43:14,126 --> 00:43:17,378
And they were preparing
to accompany me home.

810
00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:22,049
I will come for you.

811
00:43:22,090 --> 00:43:24,969
- Oh!
- Smells butts.

812
00:43:25,011 --> 00:43:26,889
Idiot.

813
00:43:27,847 --> 00:43:29,349
That poor nun.

814
00:43:29,390 --> 00:43:31,477
I will have to improve in everything
the matter of tears...

815
00:43:31,518 --> 00:43:33,477
...if I want to be a priestess.

816
00:43:35,979 --> 00:43:38,920
So this, uh, this
thing about being a priestess,

817
00:43:38,955 --> 00:43:41,861
It's just for
free-pass-to-enter-Heaven?

818
00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:45,697
No, fool. I like to help people.

819
00:43:45,739 --> 00:43:48,784
That's why I'm a volunteer.
at the County Hospital too.

820
00:43:48,825 --> 00:43:51,829
I don't know, everyone might need
a little help from time to time.

821
00:43:51,871 --> 00:43:56,082
You are sexy. you don't have
than to help people.

822
00:43:56,124 --> 00:43:58,293
Well, someone has to do it.

823
00:43:58,335 --> 00:44:01,297
Not all of us have our
own personal Saints.

824
00:44:01,339 --> 00:44:04,384
Besides, I want to be the first.

825
00:44:04,425 --> 00:44:08,595
Just like Hillary Clinton,
or Amelia Earhart.

826
00:44:08,637 --> 00:44:10,513
Sally Ride.

827
00:44:10,555 --> 00:44:13,264
I don't know, I want to be special.

828
00:44:13,305 --> 00:44:16,017
I think you are already special.

829
00:44:18,563 --> 00:44:20,731
Well, thanks for joining me.

830
00:44:20,766 --> 00:44:23,442
Whenever you want. I, uh...

831
00:44:26,404 --> 00:44:29,782
I really like it a lot...
Spend time with you.

832
00:44:33,703 --> 00:44:36,163
- See you tomorrow.
- OK.

833
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,043
There is hope for me yet.

834
00:44:45,505 --> 00:44:47,923
- Hello Steven.
- Playing tricks, faggots?

835
00:44:47,965 --> 00:44:49,935
Steven, don't you know...

836
00:44:49,970 --> 00:44:51,929
...how to say something in Latin, right?

837
00:44:51,971 --> 00:44:55,184
- Huh?
- Saved by his own stupidity.

838
00:44:55,225 --> 00:44:58,855
A guy called you. Something about a car.

839
00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:02,481
<i>Funny way to spell 'auto'.</i>

840
00:45:06,110 --> 00:45:08,195
-Yes?
- Bartuska blankets?

841
00:45:08,236 --> 00:45:10,030
<i>It's Rick Stevens.</i>

842
00:45:10,071 --> 00:45:12,115
Oh, that's going to take another week...

843
00:45:12,157 --> 00:45:13,992
...before I fix
your mom's car.

844
00:45:14,034 --> 00:45:16,536
<i>�I want to know what wheels you have
Would you like it for a loan?</i>

845
00:45:16,578 --> 00:45:17,954
Loan?

846
00:45:17,996 --> 00:45:20,458
Father Krumins told me that
You would get the car you wanted.

847
00:45:20,499 --> 00:45:21,250
<i>�Father Krumins?</i>

848
00:45:21,292 --> 00:45:22,918
- Anything?
- Anything.

849
00:45:26,755 --> 00:45:30,009
Well, my favorite is an Aston Martin.

850
00:45:30,051 --> 00:45:32,427
I'll be there in an hour.

851
00:45:33,762 --> 00:45:35,890
They lent me an Aston Martin.

852
00:45:35,932 --> 00:45:39,850
Oh my God! Oh my God!
I got accepted to Stanford!

853
00:45:39,892 --> 00:45:41,479
That's incredible. You're going to move.

854
00:45:41,521 --> 00:45:43,438
�Si!

855
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,356
�Qu�?

856
00:45:46,526 --> 00:45:51,217
Get a boner, break
your cock in half and fuck you.

857
00:45:51,252 --> 00:45:55,909
- Two great things in a row.
- Wait, who's Aston Martin?

858
00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:03,625
Treat yourself.

859
00:46:09,420 --> 00:46:11,214
�Whoa!

860
00:46:12,924 --> 00:46:17,471
<i>
It's in your sound...

861
00:46:18,514 --> 00:46:22,809
When Nina sees you in this car,
She's going to be on top of you.

862
00:46:22,851 --> 00:46:25,020
<i>

863
00:46:25,062 --> 00:46:27,815
Hey, can we get some Slurpees?

864
00:46:27,850 --> 00:46:29,275
And.

865
00:46:29,316 --> 00:46:30,818
- Is it serious?
- No.

866
00:46:30,860 --> 00:46:33,404
<i>
with the lights off</i>

867
00:46:33,445 --> 00:46:35,865
<i>

868
00:46:35,906 --> 00:46:39,370
So, uh, you have
plans for tonight?

869
00:46:39,405 --> 00:46:42,454
Eh, s�, despu�s de Meals on Wheels,

870
00:46:42,489 --> 00:46:44,296
I'm going to go to the shelter...

871
00:46:44,331 --> 00:46:46,751
...and play with some
stray animals... Why?

872
00:46:47,877 --> 00:46:50,797
Oh, uh... For no reason.

873
00:46:51,964 --> 00:46:53,973
Do you have enough space back there?

874
00:46:54,007 --> 00:46:56,387
- Well, I... Not really.
- Yes, it's very good.

875
00:46:56,429 --> 00:46:58,471
Don't worry about him.

876
00:46:58,513 --> 00:47:00,186
What...?

877
00:47:00,221 --> 00:47:02,350
<i>Stand to the side
right of the road.</i>

878
00:47:02,392 --> 00:47:04,559
- Why are they stopping us?
- I don't know.

879
00:47:04,601 --> 00:47:07,563
But I bet it's very
good. Don't worry about that.

880
00:47:09,230 --> 00:47:12,107
Are you aware that this car is
registered in the name of Mantas Bartuska?

881
00:47:12,149 --> 00:47:14,151
Who?

882
00:47:14,193 --> 00:47:16,488
He is just one of the most
notorious Lithuanian gangsters...

883
00:47:16,530 --> 00:47:18,531
...throughout the region
of the three counties.

884
00:47:18,573 --> 00:47:21,701
- Is this a gangster's car?
- No, it was a loan.

885
00:47:21,743 --> 00:47:23,703
He had my Mom's car fixed.

886
00:47:23,745 --> 00:47:25,539
�You made the Mafia
Will you fix your mom's car?

887
00:47:25,581 --> 00:47:27,374
- Did you do it?
- No no.

888
00:47:27,416 --> 00:47:30,377
Do you remember that Father Krumins
It hit me, when were you there?

889
00:47:30,419 --> 00:47:33,338
He sent me with Mr. Bartuska to
get my car fixed, so...

890
00:47:33,379 --> 00:47:35,381
Wait, wait, wait,
The Catholic Church...

891
00:47:35,423 --> 00:47:37,300
...sent you to the scrapyard
the Malinauskas family...

892
00:47:37,342 --> 00:47:39,260
...to get your car fixed?

893
00:47:40,427 --> 00:47:43,138
Oh my God.

894
00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:47,184
Mr. Stevens, I have a question.
I need you to respond.

895
00:47:47,226 --> 00:47:49,228
OK.

896
00:47:49,269 --> 00:47:51,688
How did the body end up?
by Mantas Bartuska...

897
00:47:51,730 --> 00:47:53,776
...in the trunk of your mom's car?

898
00:47:53,817 --> 00:47:56,152
What? I... I didn't even know
that Mantas Bartuska was dead.

899
00:47:56,194 --> 00:47:57,818
I don't know anything about this.

900
00:47:57,860 --> 00:48:00,405
It turns out that you were driving his Aston Martin.

901
00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:02,824
Explain it to me, please.

902
00:48:03,866 --> 00:48:06,411
- Am I a suspect?
- And in a big way.

903
00:48:06,453 --> 00:48:09,330
Normally, I don't worry about a
criminal who was shot,

904
00:48:09,372 --> 00:48:14,002
but Mr. Bartuska was willing
to reach an agreement with the prosecution...

905
00:48:14,044 --> 00:48:18,046
...to give us the name of the
head of the Lithuanian Mafia.

906
00:48:18,088 --> 00:48:22,010
This guy, he's so difficult
to reach and so reserved,

907
00:48:22,052 --> 00:48:24,972
We don't even know his name.

908
00:48:25,013 --> 00:48:27,850
But Bartuska had his name,

909
00:48:27,891 --> 00:48:30,434
and he was going to give it to me, until this happened.

910
00:48:30,476 --> 00:48:32,979
I don't know which one is you
real participation here,

911
00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:34,856
But I know you are guilty of something.

912
00:48:34,897 --> 00:48:36,524
I don't... I don't know anything.

913
00:48:36,566 --> 00:48:38,442
- Don't interrupt me!
- I...

914
00:48:38,484 --> 00:48:40,527
Yes?

915
00:48:40,569 --> 00:48:42,781
Miss Stratton-Osbourne
He's here to see Rick.

916
00:48:42,823 --> 00:48:45,492
- Papa bear! Let her pass!
- To whom?

917
00:48:47,618 --> 00:48:49,954
I have been hired to
represent Mr. Stevens.

918
00:48:49,996 --> 00:48:52,958
If you don't mind, I would like to have
a moment alone with my client.

919
00:48:52,993 --> 00:48:54,958
Cigarette?

920
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,004
I'm 17.

921
00:48:58,380 --> 00:49:00,546
I guess you are
asking why I'm here.

922
00:49:00,581 --> 00:49:02,462
Father Krumins has
a favor to ask of you.

923
00:49:02,497 --> 00:49:04,343
 �Father Krumins has
a favor to ask me?

924
00:49:04,378 --> 00:49:06,184
He asks that you refrain from mentioning...

925
00:49:06,219 --> 00:49:08,850
...that the church is the one that
I referred you to Mr. Bartuska.

926
00:49:08,885 --> 00:49:10,942
- But I already did it.
- Oh.

927
00:49:10,977 --> 00:49:13,458
Well, tell them you were joking.

928
00:49:13,493 --> 00:49:15,940
- Does the church want me to lie?
- Yes.

929
00:49:15,982 --> 00:49:17,731
- Do you want to get out of here?
- Yes.

930
00:49:17,772 --> 00:49:19,610
I have been doing
some research.

931
00:49:19,651 --> 00:49:21,737
"It's true that your dad is
in business in Vilnius?

932
00:49:21,778 --> 00:49:23,202
Eh, I think so.

933
00:49:23,237 --> 00:49:26,034
Do what I say, you
I'll get out of here in an hour.

934
00:49:26,075 --> 00:49:27,949
Are you sure you can get me out?

935
00:49:27,991 --> 00:49:30,913
Boy, I've gotten more men
than I can remember.

936
00:49:30,954 --> 00:49:32,746
How did you get the Aston Martin?

937
00:49:32,787 --> 00:49:34,582
What Aston Martin?

938
00:49:34,624 --> 00:49:36,709
If you don't tell me how
you got the car,

939
00:49:36,751 --> 00:49:38,794
I'm going to put you in the
prison, with a prisoner...

940
00:49:38,836 --> 00:49:41,171
...what will eat your genitals
while you are sleeping.

941
00:49:41,213 --> 00:49:44,716
Tell the truth, just the way we practice it.

942
00:49:44,758 --> 00:49:46,759
Mr. Bartuska gave it to me.

943
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,471
Why does Great Barty
Would you give me a brand new Aston Martin?

944
00:49:49,513 --> 00:49:53,642
He said it was a gift
in honor of my Father.

945
00:49:53,683 --> 00:49:56,894
What did your Father do to earn
that gift from a gangster?

946
00:49:56,936 --> 00:49:59,271
Well, it's definitely not because...

947
00:49:59,313 --> 00:50:01,565
...be a boss of the Lithuanian Mafia.

948
00:50:01,607 --> 00:50:04,736
 �You expect me to believe that the Father
of this loser is in the Mafia?

949
00:50:04,778 --> 00:50:06,240
Draw your own conclusions,

950
00:50:06,281 --> 00:50:08,533
but the alternative is that the
Mafia hired this guy...

951
00:50:08,574 --> 00:50:10,951
I mean, look at it...
I think you'll see...

952
00:50:10,992 --> 00:50:13,265
...which makes sense
investigate the Father.

953
00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:15,538
Do you have any evidence
to support this?

954
00:50:15,579 --> 00:50:19,252
Well, my Father is currently
in business... In Lithuania.

955
00:50:19,293 --> 00:50:20,795
Check your records
of credit cards.

956
00:50:20,835 --> 00:50:22,546
You will see that he is telling the truth.

957
00:50:25,547 --> 00:50:27,632
Well you and your
client can leave now,

958
00:50:27,674 --> 00:50:31,261
and I'm going to make some calls
telephone numbers... Right here.

959
00:50:31,302 --> 00:50:34,181
And if I don't like it
response you receive,

960
00:50:34,223 --> 00:50:37,017
I'm going to go see you... I already know where you live.

961
00:50:37,059 --> 00:50:39,478
Good job... For him
moment those fools...

962
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,939
...they will be chasing that one
shit line about your Father,

963
00:50:41,981 --> 00:50:44,358
and this whole incident will be forgotten.

964
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,735
Oh, and by the way, I have your car.
outside the municipal warehouse.

965
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:49,071
You can keep it until
Your mom's car is fixed.

966
00:50:49,113 --> 00:50:51,867
"Do you want to take me home?"
with your new tires?

967
00:50:56,787 --> 00:50:58,831
Why does it smell like vomit in here?

968
00:50:59,499 --> 00:51:02,418
If they give me a fine for exceeding
speed, you can free me from it, right?

969
00:51:02,453 --> 00:51:04,211
It's a piece of cake.

970
00:51:04,253 --> 00:51:05,421
Oh, can I have some of these?

971
00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:07,089
I have these pains
head due to tension.

972
00:51:07,124 --> 00:51:10,049
Wait, no, that's ecta...

973
00:51:10,084 --> 00:51:11,928
Those expired.

974
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,481
Oh, turn here.

975
00:51:29,611 --> 00:51:32,030
I love it!

976
00:51:32,071 --> 00:51:34,616
You just have to touch my hand.
Oh my god, it feels so good.

977
00:51:34,657 --> 00:51:37,409
Oh my God.

978
00:51:39,704 --> 00:51:44,249
Oh my God!

979
00:51:49,381 --> 00:51:52,509
You are only the best
guy I've ever met.

980
00:51:52,550 --> 00:51:56,179
You know that you are pure, like
a baby, innocent puppy.

981
00:51:56,221 --> 00:51:59,556
Like an angelic dog, like a
sweet little angelic puppy...

982
00:51:59,598 --> 00:52:01,768
...come from Heaven
to save the world.

983
00:52:01,809 --> 00:52:04,353
Do you want to come in and listen
some trance music?

984
00:52:04,394 --> 00:52:06,314
Don't do it, Rick.

985
00:52:06,356 --> 00:52:09,942
You are so close... To my promised land.

986
00:52:11,611 --> 00:52:13,111
No, we're here, get off.

987
00:52:13,154 --> 00:52:15,281
When I was a girl,
I wanted big tits.

988
00:52:15,323 --> 00:52:17,408
- And then I got them.
- Oh, that's great.

989
00:52:17,450 --> 00:52:19,118
- Isn't it great?
- That's great, thank you.

990
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,204
Do you want to come in for some tequila?

991
00:52:21,246 --> 00:52:24,208
Goodbye! No! Nope. Thanks,
however. Goodbye!

992
00:52:44,934 --> 00:52:46,980
Where the hell have you been?

993
00:52:47,021 --> 00:52:50,940
Only subjected to interrogations in the
center, because of my ties to the Mafia.

994
00:52:50,982 --> 00:52:51,984
Hilarious.

995
00:52:52,025 --> 00:52:53,192
Hello Cherysh.

996
00:52:53,235 --> 00:52:54,986
Hello.

997
00:52:55,822 --> 00:52:57,489
So you've opened a brothel.

998
00:52:57,531 --> 00:52:59,616
Remember the rules... They can touch you,

999
00:52:59,658 --> 00:53:01,784
but you can't touch them.

1000
00:53:04,455 --> 00:53:06,707
It's perfect. See, they do
every night anyway.

1001
00:53:06,748 --> 00:53:08,584
And this way we make money,

1002
00:53:08,625 --> 00:53:10,794
which will be more than enough
to pay Karlis.

1003
00:53:10,836 --> 00:53:13,589
So you've already given up?

1004
00:53:13,630 --> 00:53:17,427
No, I just... I want
cover all my bases,

1005
00:53:17,466 --> 00:53:21,055
in case Nina and I decide
take things calmly.

1006
00:53:21,090 --> 00:53:23,848
Oh. OK.

1007
00:53:26,643 --> 00:53:28,353
Have you received your vaccines?

1008
00:53:28,395 --> 00:53:29,854
Who cares?
We are opening a club...

1009
00:53:29,896 --> 00:53:31,355
...of strippers, not the
a veterinarian's office.

1010
00:53:31,390 --> 00:53:33,273
They're in the pillows, Rick.

1011
00:53:35,150 --> 00:53:37,695
<i>
get everything, it's true</i>

1012
00:53:37,730 --> 00:53:40,198
<i>

1013
00:53:40,233 --> 00:53:41,947
<i>

1014
00:53:43,117 --> 00:53:45,745
Hey Kristen, we should do a
party to celebrate you leaving.

1015
00:53:45,786 --> 00:53:48,225
I mean, you'll get into Stanford.

1016
00:53:48,260 --> 00:53:50,609
- �Hurra! �Fiesta!
- Exactly.

1017
00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:52,959
I can smell your scent from here.

1018
00:53:53,501 --> 00:53:55,212
What the hell are they planning?

1019
00:53:55,253 --> 00:53:58,424
Nothing. Steven can invite everyone
those crazy muscle guys at the gym.

1020
00:53:58,466 --> 00:54:01,594
I guess we could storm the
Mom's secret alcohol cabinet.

1021
00:54:01,636 --> 00:54:03,428
Oh, your brain is going to explode.

1022
00:54:03,470 --> 00:54:05,471
We would be helping with your
road to recovery.

1023
00:54:05,513 --> 00:54:07,932
I'm just thinking about her. Steven!

1024
00:54:11,019 --> 00:54:12,897
Is this going to work?

1025
00:54:12,939 --> 00:54:15,147
"You don't believe that you
sister is going to be angry...

1026
00:54:15,189 --> 00:54:17,733
...that you gave placebos, in
place of ecstasy to your girls?

1027
00:54:17,775 --> 00:54:19,734
She'll be too far gone to notice.

1028
00:54:19,776 --> 00:54:22,529
Besides, she said she would only
If we give him his 10 pills...

1029
00:54:22,570 --> 00:54:25,115
...and I only have two left.

1030
00:54:26,244 --> 00:54:30,541
Even if they fuck with their land.
She'll go fucking crazy.

1031
00:54:31,541 --> 00:54:34,084
we have to get
Let them start to mix...

1032
00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:36,128
...or I will never get my $1,000 back.

1033
00:54:36,170 --> 00:54:38,464
Hello, everyone.

1034
00:54:38,506 --> 00:54:42,424
Billy tells me that you
They are having a party.

1035
00:54:43,843 --> 00:54:46,303
That sounds like a lot of fun.

1036
00:54:49,307 --> 00:54:50,807
Am I invited?

1037
00:54:50,849 --> 00:54:54,019
As long as you don't tell Mom.

1038
00:54:54,061 --> 00:54:57,106
Tell him what?

1039
00:54:58,315 --> 00:55:03,279
And, uh, honey? I owe you
a bottle of Tylenol.

1040
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,031
I took the last two.

1041
00:55:08,367 --> 00:55:10,245
- Some drinks?
- Oh, yes.

1042
00:55:10,287 --> 00:55:12,954
It's a strip club, Billy.
Don't invite your Mother.

1043
00:55:12,997 --> 00:55:14,873
Mrs. Bender?

1044
00:55:14,914 --> 00:55:16,750
Mrs. Bender.

1045
00:55:17,793 --> 00:55:19,878
I'm not wearing underwear.

1046
00:55:19,919 --> 00:55:22,048
Mrs. Bender, Billy and everyone
They are in the other room.

1047
00:55:22,090 --> 00:55:26,261
- Oh! I like you so much! Whoo!
- Mrs. Bender, Mrs. Bender.

1048
00:55:26,296 --> 00:55:29,221
- Oh, you're so sexy.
- No, no, no.

1049
00:55:33,853 --> 00:55:38,022
Silence. Everyone is in the
another room. Okay? Billy...

1050
00:55:39,607 --> 00:55:41,238
Whoo, yes!

1051
00:55:41,273 --> 00:55:44,694
Oh, this feels so good.
Oh, it feels very good.

1052
00:55:46,696 --> 00:55:50,576
Oh, I love this dishwasher. Yes!

1053
00:55:50,618 --> 00:55:52,167
Oh! Mr. Bender is nearby.

1054
00:55:52,202 --> 00:55:54,411
- Screw him.
- Good idea. Why not with him?

1055
00:55:54,453 --> 00:55:56,087
- I want you.
- Oh, no. No.

1056
00:55:56,122 --> 00:55:59,922
I want you so much. I do it, I do it.

1057
00:55:59,957 --> 00:56:03,546
Ah! This is what I'm talking about.

1058
00:56:03,588 --> 00:56:04,888
No, no, no.

1059
00:56:04,923 --> 00:56:07,592
This could be good.
This is going to be good.

1060
00:56:07,634 --> 00:56:10,638
- Oh my God!
- Oh!

1061
00:56:10,679 --> 00:56:13,599
This is so disturbing.

1062
00:56:13,641 --> 00:56:16,559
Oh, Ricky! Oh! Ricky!

1063
00:56:16,601 --> 00:56:19,145
What the hell...?

1064
00:56:19,187 --> 00:56:21,064
<i>By the look on Billy's face,</i>

1065
00:56:21,105 --> 00:56:22,813
<i>I had never seen
apparently to his mother...</i>

1066
00:56:22,855 --> 00:56:24,651
<i>...masturbating on the floor
from the kitchen before.</i>

1067
00:56:24,692 --> 00:56:26,444
What are you doing with my Mom?

1068
00:56:26,486 --> 00:56:27,988
- Ricky!
- Nothing!

1069
00:56:28,030 --> 00:56:30,114
I wasn't doing it to him.
She was doing it for herself.

1070
00:56:30,156 --> 00:56:31,658
I was just... I was just...

1071
00:56:31,699 --> 00:56:33,452
I feel so good!

1072
00:56:33,494 --> 00:56:35,160
OK. OK.

1073
00:56:35,202 --> 00:56:37,204
- Mom?
- So happy to see you.

1074
00:56:38,664 --> 00:56:41,083
She's acting a little strange, Rick.

1075
00:56:41,124 --> 00:56:44,335
Hell no, that's a thing
cruel to tell your mom.

1076
00:56:44,377 --> 00:56:46,087
Can you put it in Lucy's room?

1077
00:56:46,128 --> 00:56:48,589
And let him go to bed.
She's just, you know...

1078
00:56:48,631 --> 00:56:50,759
Do you want to come? Please?

1079
00:56:50,801 --> 00:56:53,303
She hasn't bitten me since
I was 10. That's a little weird...

1080
00:56:53,345 --> 00:56:55,681
I love you. I love you very much.

1081
00:56:55,722 --> 00:56:57,848
I love you too,
Mom. Here, here...

1082
00:56:57,890 --> 00:56:59,977
I love Tylenol. No, no, no.

1083
00:57:03,313 --> 00:57:05,735
- I'm fucking busy here!
- Jimmy, it's Rick.

1084
00:57:05,777 --> 00:57:07,776
I need your advice on something
related to drugs.

1085
00:57:07,818 --> 00:57:10,405
- Shoot.
- This girl took two E tablets.

1086
00:57:10,446 --> 00:57:12,990
Now she doesn't look so
good. Is it going to be okay?

1087
00:57:13,991 --> 00:57:15,909
- Is it good?
- Eh, yes.

1088
00:57:15,951 --> 00:57:17,660
<i>�What does that have to do with anything?</i>

1089
00:57:17,702 --> 00:57:19,371
<i>�Why do you ask me that?</i>

1090
00:57:20,664 --> 00:57:22,876
- I'll go right away.
- It's okay, thank God.

1091
00:57:22,917 --> 00:57:24,917
Do you have any lubricant?

1092
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,762
<i>PLEASE
TIP
TO YOUR
DANCERS</i>

1093
00:57:37,678 --> 00:57:39,515
<i>MARTINIS
DRY</i>

1094
00:57:54,155 --> 00:57:58,242
Thank you. Let's go again.
Not on the furniture.

1095
00:57:58,277 --> 00:58:00,293
- Where is the dog?
- Oh.

1096
00:58:00,329 --> 00:58:02,330
It's Billy's Mother. Are you
Are you sure you can help?

1097
00:58:02,365 --> 00:58:04,373
Trust me, I used to be a doctor.

1098
00:58:04,408 --> 00:58:06,416
What the hell is going on here?

1099
00:58:09,419 --> 00:58:13,173
- Do you know Kristen?
- I'm totally not going to vomit.

1100
00:58:25,437 --> 00:58:26,687
Rick?

1101
00:58:28,898 --> 00:58:30,816
Hello, Nina, what brings you here?

1102
00:58:30,858 --> 00:58:32,734
Hello, I was wondering...

1103
00:58:32,777 --> 00:58:34,569
...if everything went well with the car.

1104
00:58:34,611 --> 00:58:36,363
Yeah, it was all just a crazy confusion.

1105
00:58:36,404 --> 00:58:39,616
Well, well. I uh...
I was worried about you.

1106
00:58:39,658 --> 00:58:41,283
Were you worried about me?

1107
00:58:41,326 --> 00:58:43,745
Why all these
girls are naked?

1108
00:58:43,787 --> 00:58:46,373
Yes, it's strange, isn't it? I don't know.

1109
00:58:46,414 --> 00:58:48,961
Put that in my ass!

1110
00:58:49,002 --> 00:58:51,795
Maybe we should go somewhere more
calm to talk, please?

1111
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:57,342
When I pee... It burns.

1112
00:59:05,268 --> 00:59:09,644
- Where is Nina, breath of cock?
- Hey, this is a private club.

1113
00:59:09,686 --> 00:59:11,731
Tell me where Nina is or
I'm going to call the police,

1114
00:59:11,773 --> 00:59:13,233
because I doubt that this neighborhood...

1115
00:59:13,275 --> 00:59:15,317
...be an area for a strip club.

1116
00:59:15,359 --> 00:59:18,174
How about I give you 50% of
discount on an erotic dance?

1117
00:59:18,209 --> 00:59:20,989
How about I put another one in you?
broomstick up the butt?

1118
00:59:21,030 --> 00:59:23,034
How about I give you a
free erotic dance?

1119
00:59:27,119 --> 00:59:29,081
I'll take that blonde over there.

1120
00:59:29,123 --> 00:59:31,457
She looks like something tremendous.

1121
00:59:31,499 --> 00:59:33,626
But after
I come, I will come for you,

1122
00:59:33,668 --> 00:59:35,753
and you better
Tell me where Nina is.

1123
00:59:35,795 --> 00:59:38,507
- Phenomenon!
- Oh! Idiot.

1124
00:59:38,549 --> 00:59:41,510
I have never been in one
party like this before.

1125
00:59:41,552 --> 00:59:44,471
Yeah, me neither. They are friends
Kristen, really.

1126
00:59:44,513 --> 00:59:47,893
- It's kind of fun.
-Yes?

1127
00:59:47,934 --> 00:59:53,607
Well, I guess, uh, my life
family is just non-stop fun.

1128
00:59:55,565 --> 00:59:57,861
Your parents are there
ever here?

1129
00:59:57,903 --> 01:00:00,529
Rehabilitation always evicts
my mom when her insurance expires,

1130
01:00:00,564 --> 01:00:02,614
and my dad finally wants something,

1131
01:00:02,649 --> 01:00:05,324
so... he comes back.

1132
01:00:06,159 --> 01:00:08,418
My parents are always far away too.

1133
01:00:08,453 --> 01:00:13,423
Chasing the last
Sanctuary or virgin place.

1134
01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:18,088
They've been at it,
since my little sister died.

1135
01:00:18,123 --> 01:00:20,598
Oh, I didn't know. I'm sorry.

1136
01:00:20,633 --> 01:00:23,801
Oh no, it's... My Parents
They prefer to keep it secret.

1137
01:00:24,843 --> 01:00:26,353
I agree with it...

1138
01:00:26,388 --> 01:00:29,146
...because I know that at the end of the day,

1139
01:00:29,181 --> 01:00:33,394
our parents are so scared
and confused like us...

1140
01:00:33,436 --> 01:00:35,688
...about everything.

1141
01:00:38,151 --> 01:00:45,241
Yes, I never really thought
about mine like that.

1142
01:00:47,199 --> 01:00:49,245
Maybe you should.

1143
01:00:50,371 --> 01:00:51,955
Here, give me your hand.

1144
01:00:51,996 --> 01:00:54,250
What?

1145
01:00:55,125 --> 01:00:56,961
Don't move.

1146
01:00:57,002 --> 01:00:59,418
What are you drawing?

1147
01:00:59,461 --> 01:01:02,171
You'll see.

1148
01:01:02,213 --> 01:01:04,339
This is the Tau Cross.

1149
01:01:04,381 --> 01:01:07,468
It is the symbol of Saint Francis of Assisi,

1150
01:01:07,510 --> 01:01:09,638
the patron saint of families.

1151
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,558
Maybe it will give you more luck with yours.

1152
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,686
You're really amazing, you know that?

1153
01:01:25,195 --> 01:01:27,571
This is a rock.

1154
01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:32,577
Thank you.

1155
01:01:34,538 --> 01:01:36,038
In reality, it fell from the sky,

1156
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:41,585
so it's something like
your own personal star.

1157
01:01:41,626 --> 01:01:43,337
And you can...

1158
01:01:44,421 --> 01:01:47,550
...you can order as many
wishes as you want.

1159
01:01:51,597 --> 01:01:53,849
You know, you're not that bad.

1160
01:01:56,559 --> 01:01:58,895
Thank you.

1161
01:02:09,321 --> 01:02:11,491
Hello, Ricky.

1162
01:02:11,532 --> 01:02:13,658
Hi gorgeous.

1163
01:02:15,705 --> 01:02:18,498
Oh I'm so happy
that you have come to see me.

1164
01:02:18,533 --> 01:02:20,458
The doctor is in the house.

1165
01:02:20,501 --> 01:02:22,920
Oh, fun, role-playing games.

1166
01:02:22,961 --> 01:02:25,302
I'm your new gynecologist.

1167
01:02:25,337 --> 01:02:27,381
I like it. I like role playing.

1168
01:02:27,423 --> 01:02:29,424
I'm here to check your ovaries.

1169
01:02:31,384 --> 01:02:33,721
Oh, you're not Ricky!

1170
01:02:33,756 --> 01:02:35,139
Just breathe.

1171
01:02:40,269 --> 01:02:42,311
Yes, do you like that?

1172
01:02:42,353 --> 01:02:45,149
Squeeze them! Squeeze them harder.

1173
01:02:45,191 --> 01:02:47,741
Stronger! Stronger!

1174
01:02:47,776 --> 01:02:52,405
Squeeze them hard. As if they were
peque�os... Ni�os filipinos.

1175
01:02:52,447 --> 01:02:55,744
�Apri�talos! S�.

1176
01:02:58,078 --> 01:03:00,121
You are a pervert!

1177
01:03:05,794 --> 01:03:07,295
Which one of you is Rick Stevens?

1178
01:03:07,337 --> 01:03:11,048
<i>

1179
01:03:11,090 --> 01:03:13,759
- It's like a "T."
- �Una "T"?

1180
01:03:13,801 --> 01:03:16,427
It happens to be my favorite lyric.

1181
01:03:17,428 --> 01:03:19,473
That's good.

1182
01:03:21,934 --> 01:03:25,020
What's going on here,
horny, horny little slut?

1183
01:03:25,062 --> 01:03:28,106
- Eh, nothing, it's Stevens now.
- She is not my Mother.

1184
01:03:28,148 --> 01:03:29,817
She knew it.

1185
01:03:29,859 --> 01:03:32,654
I was waiting for you. You never came.

1186
01:03:32,696 --> 01:03:35,614
- She is very pretty.
- She's obviously high.

1187
01:03:35,656 --> 01:03:37,448
Which one of you is Rick Stevens?

1188
01:03:39,784 --> 01:03:42,580
What is this shit that I have
been hearing about...

1189
01:03:42,621 --> 01:03:45,833
...about you saying you're from the
biggest crime family in the city?

1190
01:03:45,875 --> 01:03:48,460
- Are you in a criminal family?
- Are you in a criminal family?

1191
01:03:48,502 --> 01:03:49,961
And what do you think you're doing...

1192
01:03:50,004 --> 01:03:51,671
...operating a club
strippers in our territory?

1193
01:03:51,713 --> 01:03:54,799
- Your territory? Who are you?
- From the Malinauskas family.

1194
01:03:54,841 --> 01:03:56,302
Shit. Malinauskas.

1195
01:03:56,343 --> 01:03:57,969
Like any self-respecting organization,

1196
01:03:58,011 --> 01:03:59,950
we have our ears
in the police force.

1197
01:03:59,986 --> 01:04:01,892
And they tell us that it is
this Joseph Stevens...

1198
01:04:01,933 --> 01:04:03,475
...trying to cover our business.

1199
01:04:03,517 --> 01:04:06,396
The problem is that neither
I haven't even heard of him.

1200
01:04:06,438 --> 01:04:08,397
So you know what I think?

1201
01:04:10,859 --> 01:04:13,569
I think you are nobody at all.

1202
01:04:13,611 --> 01:04:15,112
He is nobody.

1203
01:04:21,951 --> 01:04:24,287
You are right. I am a nobody.

1204
01:04:24,329 --> 01:04:29,209
And, uh, my Father is
really a nobody.

1205
01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:31,586
And Mantas Bartuska...

1206
01:04:31,628 --> 01:04:34,880
...was not found dead of a
Shot in my Mother's trunk.

1207
01:04:34,915 --> 01:04:38,761
Are you saying that your Father
took care of the big body?

1208
01:04:38,796 --> 01:04:40,804
I don't say anything.

1209
01:04:40,846 --> 01:04:46,560
I'm not saying that my Father offended
to 152 people in Jersey.

1210
01:04:46,595 --> 01:04:48,442
And I definitely
I'm not saying...

1211
01:04:48,477 --> 01:04:50,906
...that we are on the program
witness protection.

1212
01:04:50,941 --> 01:04:54,525
So you're in a crime family
and the witness protection program?

1213
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,320
And you are having relations
with a woman that old?

1214
01:04:57,362 --> 01:05:00,038
Old? That's very cruel.

1215
01:05:00,073 --> 01:05:02,283
I can't believe I almost kissed you.

1216
01:05:02,325 --> 01:05:03,750
- Whore! Come back!
- Little girl.

1217
01:05:03,785 --> 01:05:05,377
- Please wait.
- Not so fast.

1218
01:05:05,412 --> 01:05:08,040
I want to have a small
conversation with your Father.

1219
01:05:08,957 --> 01:05:10,466
Afterwards.

1220
01:05:10,501 --> 01:05:13,127
Nina, Nina, Nina! Wait,
wait, wait, wait.

1221
01:05:13,169 --> 01:05:15,628
You're not the kind of person...

1222
01:05:15,670 --> 01:05:17,713
...with whom I wish
join me, Rick Stevens.

1223
01:05:17,755 --> 01:05:19,882
- Can you just leave me...
- So, you're Rick, huh?

1224
01:05:19,924 --> 01:05:22,386
- Yes.
- Karlis has a message for you.

1225
01:05:22,427 --> 01:05:24,512
He said that tomorrow is Arbor Day,

1226
01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:26,974
and unless you throw yourself into this
girl before midnight,

1227
01:05:27,014 --> 01:05:29,350
it would be better to have the
$1,000 dollars you owe him.

1228
01:05:29,392 --> 01:05:31,726
Or else it will
be fucking crazy.

1229
01:05:34,729 --> 01:05:36,692
You bet that
would you fuck someone?

1230
01:05:36,733 --> 01:05:37,693
No...

1231
01:05:37,734 --> 01:05:39,403
Who else were you thinking of sleeping with?

1232
01:05:39,444 --> 01:05:41,154
With you!

1233
01:05:41,195 --> 01:05:43,449
I mean, with you.

1234
01:05:43,491 --> 01:05:45,992
You... Butt face!

1235
01:05:46,033 --> 01:05:48,246
- Oh!
- For God's sake...

1236
01:05:48,288 --> 01:05:50,455
Are you okay, friend?

1237
01:05:53,208 --> 01:05:55,085
I was just a guest at a party.

1238
01:05:55,127 --> 01:05:57,503
I want to talk to my lawyer.
Annette Stratton-Osborne.

1239
01:05:57,545 --> 01:05:59,006
 �Mr. Stevens! �Mr. Stevens!

1240
01:05:59,047 --> 01:06:00,632
Officer, there has been a
huge misunderstanding.

1241
01:06:00,674 --> 01:06:02,552
- A misunderstanding?
- Make some space here.

1242
01:06:02,587 --> 01:06:04,428
- TRUE. You will come to the center.
- Just calm down, kids.

1243
01:06:04,469 --> 01:06:06,388
- What are you doing?
- Ma'am, just keep your panties on.

1244
01:06:06,430 --> 01:06:07,473
Nina, Nina...

1245
01:06:07,515 --> 01:06:10,017
Mr. Stevens, Brian Savage, Channel 9,
"Eyewitness Newscast".

1246
01:06:10,058 --> 01:06:12,854
Mr. Stevens, it is true that
the revolt here tonight...

1247
01:06:12,896 --> 01:06:15,396
...is the result of the
rivalries with a crime family?

1248
01:06:15,438 --> 01:06:18,149
I'm Tina Johnson, journalist.
investigation with Channel 5

1249
01:06:18,191 --> 01:06:20,859
Mr. Stevens, I would love to
get an exclusive interview.

1250
01:06:20,901 --> 01:06:25,281
I promise you I will make it worth it.

1251
01:06:25,323 --> 01:06:28,493
Whore!

1252
01:06:31,162 --> 01:06:34,165
- I love you! I love you!
- It's mine!

1253
01:06:34,207 --> 01:06:36,502
Okay, calm down!
Everyone has to...

1254
01:06:36,543 --> 01:06:38,754
<i>Well, I know this is
bad, but... Again.</i>

1255
01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:40,964
<i>Again. Once again.</i>

1256
01:06:41,006 --> 01:06:43,131
 �We can bring the
Patrol here, please?

1257
01:06:43,173 --> 01:06:44,634
Little idiot!

1258
01:06:44,675 --> 01:06:46,427
Hey fucker, thanks
for stealing my story.

1259
01:06:46,462 --> 01:06:47,762
Kristen, you will be arrested.

1260
01:06:47,797 --> 01:06:49,429
Hey, tough guy,

1261
01:06:49,471 --> 01:06:51,642
This is because of Nina's theft.

1262
01:06:53,476 --> 01:06:54,977
Oh shit.

1263
01:06:55,019 --> 01:06:56,896
Damn Oompa-Loompa.

1264
01:06:56,938 --> 01:06:58,738
You stole my story!

1265
01:06:58,773 --> 01:07:00,649
Now there's going to be a quid pro quo.

1266
01:07:00,690 --> 01:07:03,070
- This is live.
- Everyone stay still!

1267
01:07:13,620 --> 01:07:15,205
This is a lot.

1268
01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:19,459
We're going to need reinforcements.

1269
01:07:25,047 --> 01:07:28,593
I'm going to trust you with this.
This is a Timex there.

1270
01:07:28,635 --> 01:07:32,137
I am gluten free,
so I can't...

1271
01:07:34,683 --> 01:07:39,020
I can't have any bread unless
let it be, like, rice flour.

1272
01:07:39,062 --> 01:07:41,856
- Principal Poole?
- Rick.

1273
01:07:41,897 --> 01:07:44,107
Officer, I have an alibi here.

1274
01:07:44,149 --> 01:07:48,446
Tell them I didn't know anything about
the camera in the girls' locker room.

1275
01:07:48,488 --> 01:07:51,657
I have never seen this man in my life.

1276
01:07:51,699 --> 01:07:54,202
We had a deal.

1277
01:07:56,537 --> 01:08:00,209
I want to talk to my lawyer,
Annette Stratton-Osborne.

1278
01:08:00,251 --> 01:08:02,669
Come on, Pee-Wee.

1279
01:08:05,130 --> 01:08:07,382
Hello, Jimmy.

1280
01:08:07,424 --> 01:08:10,425
Number one, did you know?
that Billy's Mom...

1281
01:08:10,467 --> 01:08:12,303
...shave your meat curtains?

1282
01:08:12,344 --> 01:08:14,095
- I knew it.
- Number two.

1283
01:08:14,138 --> 01:08:17,852
Some corrupt police planted
a couple of grams of coke on me.

1284
01:08:17,894 --> 01:08:19,602
Do you believe that shit?

1285
01:08:19,644 --> 01:08:21,563
I find it very difficult to believe.

1286
01:08:21,605 --> 01:08:23,524
I can't be here.

1287
01:08:23,566 --> 01:08:26,108
My face, this body...
You've seen my butt.

1288
01:08:26,150 --> 01:08:29,611
Three, I need you to get on
Contact my lawyer.

1289
01:08:29,652 --> 01:08:31,655
Beautiful tits, Annette St...

1290
01:08:31,697 --> 01:08:33,657
Stratton-Osborne, I got it.

1291
01:08:37,411 --> 01:08:39,496
Kristen, Kristen, don't cry.

1292
01:08:39,537 --> 01:08:41,455
I used the lap dance money
to get you out of trouble...

1293
01:08:41,497 --> 01:08:43,208
...you will be free in an hour.

1294
01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:44,834
I have a criminal record.

1295
01:08:44,876 --> 01:08:46,919
Many people have
criminal record.

1296
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,505
Stanford is rescinding my acceptance.

1297
01:08:49,546 --> 01:08:51,674
That was my last chance.

1298
01:08:52,884 --> 01:08:56,303
- I'll think of something, okay?
- Very good, very good.

1299
01:09:00,683 --> 01:09:02,685
Son of a bitch!

1300
01:09:02,727 --> 01:09:05,271
Get out of here! Get out of here!

1301
01:09:05,311 --> 01:09:07,195
- I swear to God...
- It was good to see you.

1302
01:09:07,230 --> 01:09:09,607
- I'm glad to see you too, idiot.
- Yes, very good, yes.

1303
01:09:11,108 --> 01:09:12,694
Shit!

1304
01:09:16,115 --> 01:09:19,514
- Billy, hey, Billy.
- Huh? Oh! Oh! Rick.

1305
01:09:19,549 --> 01:09:22,914
I'm sorry to wake you up.
This is crazy, isn't it?

1306
01:09:22,956 --> 01:09:24,923
They took me for pimping.

1307
01:09:24,958 --> 01:09:27,383
I don't even know what
'pimping' means.

1308
01:09:27,418 --> 01:09:30,295
Look, you have to use the money
that I gathered at the party...

1309
01:09:30,337 --> 01:09:32,174
...to pay bail, okay?

1310
01:09:32,216 --> 01:09:34,008
There is nothing left.

1311
01:09:34,048 --> 01:09:36,133
- What do you mean?
- There is no money left.

1312
01:09:36,175 --> 01:09:38,344
We have collected a whole box
of shoes full of money.

1313
01:09:38,386 --> 01:09:40,429
- I had to take my sister out.
- What about me?

1314
01:09:40,471 --> 01:09:42,390
I thought your Mom could take you out.

1315
01:09:42,431 --> 01:09:45,185
- My Mom is in jail, Rick.
- I hadn't even thought about that.

1316
01:09:45,227 --> 01:09:47,018
Well, at least this good man...

1317
01:09:47,060 --> 01:09:49,356
...offered to make me a
registration of the cavities,

1318
01:09:49,398 --> 01:09:51,150
...what would save me
a trip to the dentist.

1319
01:09:51,191 --> 01:09:52,942
You know how much I hate the dentist.

1320
01:09:52,984 --> 01:09:55,489
Oh God, Billy, stay strong.

1321
01:10:03,536 --> 01:10:05,455
Hello.

1322
01:10:06,415 --> 01:10:08,542
Have you been in contact
already with your parents?

1323
01:10:08,584 --> 01:10:12,548
They are in Dallas on a
Pro-Arms Expo.

1324
01:10:12,590 --> 01:10:14,381
Is there anything I can do?

1325
01:10:14,423 --> 01:10:16,550
Yes, you can...

1326
01:10:16,585 --> 01:10:18,676
Go to hell.

1327
01:10:23,641 --> 01:10:25,732
I liked you,

1328
01:10:25,767 --> 01:10:29,397
even though you didn't have
your planned future.

1329
01:10:30,773 --> 01:10:34,233
Even though your
socks never matched.

1330
01:10:36,318 --> 01:10:38,362
Even though your ringtone...

1331
01:10:38,404 --> 01:10:40,448
...it's 'black who, black who.' '

1332
01:10:40,490 --> 01:10:42,450
It's my favorite song.

1333
01:10:42,492 --> 01:10:45,118
I liked you because
I thought you were different.

1334
01:10:46,703 --> 01:10:48,538
And it's clear that I was wrong.

1335
01:10:48,580 --> 01:10:51,708
No, Nina, I'm different. When
I am with you, I am different.

1336
01:10:51,750 --> 01:10:54,795
It's just that those around me
They keep bothering me, you know?

1337
01:10:54,837 --> 01:10:57,340
And I'm like... Just like the
bet, that wasn't even my idea.

1338
01:10:57,381 --> 01:10:59,132
Do you want to mature?

1339
01:11:00,052 --> 01:11:02,093
Take responsibility
of your actions...

1340
01:11:02,135 --> 01:11:05,222
...and accept that there are things
that are 100% your fault.

1341
01:11:06,723 --> 01:11:09,937
Just like the fact that I don't
I want to see you again.

1342
01:11:09,978 --> 01:11:11,895
Nina...

1343
01:11:13,396 --> 01:11:16,023
- Nina, I'm sorry.
- Do you want to go?

1344
01:11:17,567 --> 01:11:20,363
OK. Look, I...

1345
01:11:22,281 --> 01:11:24,325
It doesn't matter.

1346
01:11:26,869 --> 01:11:29,997
<i>

1347
01:11:30,039 --> 01:11:33,126
<i>

1348
01:11:33,168 --> 01:11:36,334
<i>

1349
01:11:36,376 --> 01:11:39,212
<i>

1350
01:11:39,254 --> 01:11:42,383
<i>

1351
01:11:42,424 --> 01:11:46,285
<i>
- Put that in my butt...</i>

1352
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:49,977
<i>
It was the love you gave me

1353
01:11:50,018 --> 01:11:53,936
<i>

1354
01:11:53,978 --> 01:11:57,815
<i>-
-

1355
01:11:57,857 --> 01:11:59,900
<i>

1356
01:12:01,862 --> 01:12:03,904
The police arrested Dad...

1357
01:12:03,946 --> 01:12:06,992
...because you told them he was
a capo from the Lithuanian Mafia.

1358
01:12:07,034 --> 01:12:09,912
Mom is on her way back from the
rehab and she is angry.

1359
01:12:11,955 --> 01:12:13,956
It's my turn.

1360
01:12:13,998 --> 01:12:15,959
This is Kristen Stevens.

1361
01:12:16,001 --> 01:12:19,088
No, I am the godfather's daughter.

1362
01:12:19,130 --> 01:12:22,464
I'm going to sell you my exclusive story,

1363
01:12:22,506 --> 01:12:25,802
but not for a penny less than $1,500.

1364
01:12:25,844 --> 01:12:28,929
Fine, thanks.

1365
01:12:28,971 --> 01:12:31,514
You just sold your
story for $1,500?

1366
01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:36,354
This time. I have already sold it
for $1,000 and $1,200.

1367
01:12:36,396 --> 01:12:38,731
- You don't even have a story.
- You don't know that.

1368
01:12:38,772 --> 01:12:41,942
It's my turn, idiot!

1369
01:12:41,985 --> 01:12:44,152
If it weren't for me, Dad
I wouldn't have been arrested.

1370
01:12:44,194 --> 01:12:45,653
Stevens Criminal Syndicate.

1371
01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,906
Why are you answering?
the phone that way?

1372
01:12:47,947 --> 01:12:50,075
- Hello, Dad.
- Don't say "hello, Dad" to me.

1373
01:12:50,117 --> 01:12:51,951
Do you have any idea what I've been through?

1374
01:12:51,993 --> 01:12:54,747
I lost my job. Pass the
night in a Lithuanian prison.

1375
01:12:54,788 --> 01:12:56,829
I woke up with someone
masturbating in my face!

1376
01:12:56,871 --> 01:12:58,458
And I have crabs!

1377
01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:00,793
- Did you break something?
- Cut the crap, you idiot.

1378
01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:03,588
I think I know where they started
all these Mafia rumors...

1379
01:13:03,630 --> 01:13:05,590
...and you're serious
problems, young man.

1380
01:13:05,632 --> 01:13:08,342
It's cutting itself. It's cutting itself.

1381
01:13:08,383 --> 01:13:11,261
- I'm on a pay phone, idiot!
- I go through a tunnel.

1382
01:13:11,303 --> 01:13:13,056
Don't you dare...

1383
01:13:14,389 --> 01:13:17,227
Dad says hello, by the way.

1384
01:13:27,571 --> 01:13:29,404
What the hell...?

1385
01:13:30,531 --> 01:13:32,449
What the hell...?!

1386
01:13:37,622 --> 01:13:39,291
Crabs. Brilliant.

1387
01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:41,042
<i>Good afternoon.</i>

1388
01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,675
Jesus Christ!

1389
01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:45,130
Could you use the door
main, for once?

1390
01:13:48,506 --> 01:13:50,385
You came back.

1391
01:13:55,305 --> 01:13:57,808
I have no idea
what you are saying.

1392
01:13:57,850 --> 01:14:00,351
I have a message for
you from God.

1393
01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:02,188
Stop being such a blunder.

1394
01:14:02,231 --> 01:14:04,405
Oh, and don't lose faith.

1395
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,448
Is that all? �That's all
what God has to say?

1396
01:14:06,483 --> 01:14:08,734
What do you want,
winning lottery numbers?

1397
01:14:08,776 --> 01:14:12,197
It's Arbor Day.
Game's over, kid.

1398
01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,033
Time to pay your debts.

1399
01:14:15,659 --> 01:14:18,412
What am I supposed to do?
How can I fix things?

1400
01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:25,044
Stop thinking with your little head.

1401
01:14:25,086 --> 01:14:26,795
You were given two.

1402
01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:35,513
She always does that.

1403
01:14:35,555 --> 01:14:38,307
<i>Which brings us back to the beginning.</i>

1404
01:14:38,348 --> 01:14:41,185
<i>Not there. We already saw all that.</i>

1405
01:14:45,397 --> 01:14:48,276
<i>�Stop! Now that we are
back to where we started,</i>

1406
01:14:48,318 --> 01:14:50,192
<i>your guess is so
good as mine in...</i>

1407
01:14:50,233 --> 01:14:52,110
<i>...as to how it ends
this son of a bitch.</i>

1408
01:15:05,124 --> 01:15:07,292
Forgive me, Father, because I have sinned.

1409
01:15:07,334 --> 01:15:09,961
It's been, like, two months
since my last confession.

1410
01:15:10,003 --> 01:15:12,047
- It's been three years, Rick.
- Really?

1411
01:15:12,088 --> 01:15:13,548
- Yes.
-Whoa.

1412
01:15:13,590 --> 01:15:15,467
Tell me about your sins, son.

1413
01:15:15,509 --> 01:15:18,138
I have lied several times.

1414
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:19,932
Why did you lie?

1415
01:15:19,973 --> 01:15:22,059
I was trying to win
the heart of Nina Pennington,

1416
01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:23,558
but it didn't work.

1417
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:26,060
Well it's not a sin
deadly. Anything else?

1418
01:15:26,101 --> 01:15:28,564
I had sex a couple of times.

1419
01:15:28,606 --> 01:15:30,650
I'm going to need names.

1420
01:15:30,691 --> 01:15:33,986
Well, first almost
they gave me a blowjob...

1421
01:15:34,028 --> 01:15:36,447
...of a stripper
in the club called Cherysh.

1422
01:15:36,489 --> 01:15:38,407
It is a venial sin.

1423
01:15:38,449 --> 01:15:40,409
Serious, however, but not fatal.

1424
01:15:40,451 --> 01:15:42,829
And I've been having sex
like regularly...

1425
01:15:42,870 --> 01:15:45,289
...with... Mrs. Bender.

1426
01:15:46,874 --> 01:15:48,708
- Pamela Bender?
- Yep.

1427
01:15:48,743 --> 01:15:50,544
Keith Bender's wife?

1428
01:15:50,585 --> 01:15:52,461
 �The Mother of your best
Friend Billy Bender?

1429
01:15:52,503 --> 01:15:55,631
- That.
- Son of a bitch!

1430
01:15:55,673 --> 01:15:58,802
You're the little son of a bitch
dirty that the lice caught me!

1431
01:15:58,844 --> 01:16:02,430
You are excommunicated.
Ex-damn-communicated!

1432
01:16:03,346 --> 01:16:06,474
<i>Well, that didn't come out so
well as I expected.</i>

1433
01:16:06,516 --> 01:16:08,520
<i>I did not have the opportunity to
tell Father Krumins...</i>

1434
01:16:08,562 --> 01:16:10,022
<i>...that the source of their crabs...</i>

1435
01:16:10,064 --> 01:16:12,607
<i>...it was more likely a
crack whore, from Do-Me-Inn.</i>

1436
01:16:24,201 --> 01:16:26,287
Ricky.

1437
01:16:26,328 --> 01:16:28,957
- Did you give me crabs?
- I think you hit me.

1438
01:16:28,999 --> 01:16:31,041
That's very funny.

1439
01:16:33,336 --> 01:16:35,379
Where is your Mother?

1440
01:16:35,421 --> 01:16:38,340
Well, she tried to commit suicide...

1441
01:16:38,382 --> 01:16:40,342
...and the ambulance driver
He said she's probably dead.

1442
01:16:40,384 --> 01:16:42,637
Oh my God. Are you sure?

1443
01:16:42,679 --> 01:16:44,473
She had a glass in her hand.

1444
01:16:44,514 --> 01:16:46,973
But she left this
letter blaming him for everything.

1445
01:16:48,309 --> 01:16:49,809
Did he call her last night?

1446
01:16:49,852 --> 01:16:51,897
I must have been much more
blown, than I thought.

1447
01:16:51,938 --> 01:16:53,898
I feel very bad to have
hurt my mother...

1448
01:16:53,939 --> 01:16:55,858
...by having sex with
you, Mrs. Bender,

1449
01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:58,317
so I promised God
that I wasn't going to take her anymore...

1450
01:16:58,352 --> 01:17:00,111
...if he spares my Mother's life.

1451
01:17:00,153 --> 01:17:03,365
<i>It sounded a little melodramatic,
so add...</i>

1452
01:17:03,407 --> 01:17:06,493
- Do you want a cocktail?
- No. I have to go to jail.

1453
01:17:06,534 --> 01:17:08,787
Make sure Billy doesn't
has been raped, or anything.

1454
01:17:08,822 --> 01:17:10,498
Haven't you taken it out?

1455
01:17:10,539 --> 01:17:12,126
I was tired.

1456
01:17:12,166 --> 01:17:14,960
I have to go to the hospital,
see if my mother has died yet.

1457
01:17:14,995 --> 01:17:17,763
Will you call me as soon as you know something?

1458
01:17:17,798 --> 01:17:21,005
Because if she lives, I
I'll rent a room at the Hyatt.

1459
01:17:21,047 --> 01:17:23,594
Mrs. Bender, I made a
promise to God and me...

1460
01:17:23,629 --> 01:17:25,477
What would you rather do?

1461
01:17:25,512 --> 01:17:27,812
explain to God how you were
momentarily weak...

1462
01:17:27,847 --> 01:17:31,977
...or explain to my husband, what is
owner of a store full of weapons,

1463
01:17:32,019 --> 01:17:34,397
How did the lice get caught?

1464
01:17:36,148 --> 01:17:38,280
I have to assume the
responsibility for my actions.

1465
01:17:38,315 --> 01:17:40,528
If I don't, someone might
try to take your own life.

1466
01:17:40,569 --> 01:17:43,696
I had no idea that
You felt like that, Richard.

1467
01:17:43,736 --> 01:17:45,657
- Mrs. Bender...
- I thought...

1468
01:17:45,698 --> 01:17:48,075
I thought you had
enjoyed our meetings.

1469
01:17:48,116 --> 01:17:51,336
I did it, probably too much,

1470
01:17:51,371 --> 01:17:55,168
but you know what he said
Why should I try something new?

1471
01:17:55,210 --> 01:17:57,169
I was right.

1472
01:17:57,211 --> 01:17:59,129
That's what I'm doing.

1473
01:17:59,171 --> 01:18:01,045
I'm going to fix my family.

1474
01:18:07,178 --> 01:18:09,931
Goodbye, Pamela. Thanks for everything.

1475
01:18:15,229 --> 01:18:18,479
- It will be right next door.
- OK. OK.

1476
01:18:18,521 --> 01:18:20,233
I have no plans for tonight.

1477
01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:29,158
What are you doing here?

1478
01:18:29,199 --> 01:18:32,328
I was in the cafeteria.
They have bitch totitos.

1479
01:18:33,579 --> 01:18:36,665
Oh, you look like Hell.

1480
01:18:36,707 --> 01:18:39,000
It's my fault everything is a disaster.

1481
01:18:39,041 --> 01:18:40,501
Nina doesn't want to talk to me.

1482
01:18:40,543 --> 01:18:42,378
My sister was expelled from school.

1483
01:18:42,420 --> 01:18:44,130
Mom is probably dead.

1484
01:18:44,172 --> 01:18:45,755
It seems that we are finally
making some progress.

1485
01:18:45,797 --> 01:18:47,258
Progress?

1486
01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:49,387
For once, you're thinking
in someone other than you.

1487
01:18:49,429 --> 01:18:51,555
Your Mother would be very proud.

1488
01:19:05,067 --> 01:19:06,988
Where is it?

1489
01:19:07,030 --> 01:19:08,862
It's dead, creature.

1490
01:19:11,072 --> 01:19:12,908
What do you mean, dead?

1491
01:19:12,949 --> 01:19:15,035
His heart stopped beating.

1492
01:19:15,076 --> 01:19:18,621
They took her to the
oven for about 20 minutes.

1493
01:19:19,624 --> 01:19:22,542
But she can't be
dead She is my Mom.

1494
01:19:22,584 --> 01:19:25,463
Well everyone has
have to leave at some point.

1495
01:19:27,631 --> 01:19:30,551
I'm sure that she
She knew how much you loved her.

1496
01:19:31,551 --> 01:19:33,970
Mothers always know it.

1497
01:19:42,396 --> 01:19:44,481
I don't think she knew.

1498
01:19:50,571 --> 01:19:53,657
She will never know that
Kristen got into Stanford...

1499
01:19:53,698 --> 01:19:57,119
...or that Steven was gay.

1500
01:19:57,161 --> 01:19:59,623
I'm sure she knew that.

1501
01:20:01,290 --> 01:20:04,295
She will be so angry
that she was cremated.

1502
01:20:05,504 --> 01:20:08,003
<i>�Did they feed the dog as I asked?</i>

1503
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:11,298
<i>I'm behind the curtain, moron.</i>

1504
01:20:15,512 --> 01:20:17,471
I heard that you were the genius,
that you called 911...

1505
01:20:17,513 --> 01:20:19,431
...instead of leaving
May I die in peace.

1506
01:20:19,473 --> 01:20:21,601
Oh, thank God.

1507
01:20:21,644 --> 01:20:24,769
Oh! At least
You know that I am opprobrious.

1508
01:20:24,811 --> 01:20:27,107
Have you brought me some vodka?

1509
01:20:27,150 --> 01:20:29,359
Have you cleaned the mini-bar yet, Mom?

1510
01:20:29,401 --> 01:20:32,320
Listen, clever one, if you go
to insist that I stay and live,

1511
01:20:32,362 --> 01:20:34,239
I'm going to do it my way.

1512
01:20:34,281 --> 01:20:36,657
Honey, it's going to take more than that...

1513
01:20:39,410 --> 01:20:41,870
Do you know where I could
get some of that?

1514
01:20:41,912 --> 01:20:44,250
Make me unconscious.

1515
01:20:44,292 --> 01:20:47,835
Four Vicodins and a large
bottle of Stoli could achieve it.

1516
01:20:47,870 --> 01:20:49,754
I'm back.

1517
01:20:51,422 --> 01:20:54,341
you know that you are
screwing up everything, right?

1518
01:20:54,376 --> 01:20:57,137
- What?
- Don't look so surprised.

1519
01:20:57,172 --> 01:20:58,603
I go through your trash.

1520
01:20:58,638 --> 01:21:00,640
I spied on your phone conversations.

1521
01:21:00,675 --> 01:21:02,184
I know what you're doing.

1522
01:21:02,219 --> 01:21:04,067
I have to admit,

1523
01:21:04,102 --> 01:21:06,855
what about you
you-fucked-Pam-Bender,

1524
01:21:06,897 --> 01:21:09,440
It took me by surprise,

1525
01:21:09,475 --> 01:21:11,983
but I know more about you...

1526
01:21:12,025 --> 01:21:14,319
...than you think.

1527
01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:15,452
But...

1528
01:21:15,487 --> 01:21:17,787
Shut up and listen to your Mother.

1529
01:21:17,822 --> 01:21:22,375
Nothing you've done,
It cannot be undone.

1530
01:21:22,410 --> 01:21:27,625
Go tell this Nina Pennington
how you really feel.

1531
01:21:27,666 --> 01:21:30,170
Well, she doesn't want to talk to me.

1532
01:21:30,212 --> 01:21:32,295
I don't blame her. I was an idiot.

1533
01:21:32,337 --> 01:21:35,800
you only have one
opportunity, but... Oh!

1534
01:21:35,841 --> 01:21:39,221
What happens if I screw up that opportunity?

1535
01:21:39,262 --> 01:21:42,639
Well you can't make me forgive you,

1536
01:21:42,681 --> 01:21:45,350
but you can do what is necessary...

1537
01:21:45,391 --> 01:21:48,520
...to make things right with her.

1538
01:21:48,561 --> 01:21:51,689
Don't be like your Father... Be a man.

1539
01:22:00,032 --> 01:22:02,282
It's like the first time
We have had a conversation...

1540
01:22:02,324 --> 01:22:04,453
...where you have been lucid.

1541
01:22:26,139 --> 01:22:30,602
- Alright, here we go.
- Really?

1542
01:22:30,644 --> 01:22:33,854
- Wait! Wait. "We can...
- Too late.

1543
01:22:33,895 --> 01:22:36,358
Oh, pussy-sucker, damn fox!

1544
01:22:42,947 --> 01:22:45,033
I totally would have let you go.

1545
01:22:45,075 --> 01:22:47,076
- Aren't you going to mutilate me?
- No.

1546
01:22:47,118 --> 01:22:49,455
Anyone who can do
May my moron of a Dad soften...

1547
01:22:49,496 --> 01:22:50,957
...it's fine with me.

1548
01:22:50,999 --> 01:22:53,375
Oh, thank you very much, Karlis. Thank you.

1549
01:22:53,417 --> 01:22:55,919
I was an idiot for doing this.
type of bet in the first place.

1550
01:22:55,961 --> 01:22:58,088
And, oh, you can tell your family...

1551
01:22:58,130 --> 01:23:00,882
that my dad is not a boss of the
Mafia...he's just an idiot.

1552
01:23:00,923 --> 01:23:03,633
Well, I'll let my dad
think differently for a while.

1553
01:23:03,675 --> 01:23:05,677
- We're ok.
- Thank you.

1554
01:23:10,684 --> 01:23:12,436
Well, see you.

1555
01:23:17,483 --> 01:23:19,527
I know you must be very busy,

1556
01:23:19,569 --> 01:23:23,069
so I really appreciate that you
You will take the time to meet with me.

1557
01:23:23,111 --> 01:23:25,407
At the rhythm of your family and
friends going to jail,

1558
01:23:25,449 --> 01:23:27,282
You should put me on a permanent salary.

1559
01:23:27,324 --> 01:23:29,326
It would be cheaper.

1560
01:23:29,367 --> 01:23:31,954
- Did you go to Stanford?
- The best four years of my life.

1561
01:23:31,996 --> 01:23:34,414
That's right, I'm surprised that
I can still walk...

1562
01:23:34,456 --> 01:23:36,460
...and that he doesn't have chlamydia.

1563
01:23:36,502 --> 01:23:39,463
Hey, what does that mean?
red stamp on the envelope?

1564
01:23:39,505 --> 01:23:41,798
If I told you, I would have to kill you.

1565
01:23:41,839 --> 01:23:44,008
No, seriously, what not
You know, it can't hurt me.

1566
01:23:46,218 --> 01:23:49,013
You will be able to eliminate
any of those charges?

1567
01:23:49,055 --> 01:23:51,224
I guess you kind of
I like this girl.

1568
01:23:51,265 --> 01:23:53,978
A lot, and she doesn't want to
have nothing to do with me.

1569
01:23:54,020 --> 01:23:56,646
And seeing that I am the
that got him into this mess,

1570
01:23:56,687 --> 01:23:58,940
I want to get it out.

1571
01:24:00,066 --> 01:24:01,692
Okay, I'll do it for $2,000.

1572
01:24:01,734 --> 01:24:04,655
$2,000? I don't have that.

1573
01:24:04,696 --> 01:24:06,406
How much do you have?

1574
01:24:09,075 --> 01:24:10,868
Like $37 dollars.

1575
01:24:10,910 --> 01:24:12,953
But at least still
I have my little fingers.

1576
01:24:12,994 --> 01:24:17,542
Little fingers are overrated,
At least they are in the stench.

1577
01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:19,294
That could be the initial payment,

1578
01:24:19,336 --> 01:24:22,547
and for the rest, I'm looking
a part-time archivist.

1579
01:24:22,588 --> 01:24:25,589
You can work a little, or sell
a kidney I know a guy.

1580
01:24:25,631 --> 01:24:28,635
- I guess I choose archivist.
- Welcome to the firm.

1581
01:24:29,969 --> 01:24:32,053
Thanks for taking me out.

1582
01:24:32,095 --> 01:24:34,682
Well, Billy, you're my best friend...

1583
01:24:34,723 --> 01:24:37,018
...and I feel a little responsible.

1584
01:24:37,060 --> 01:24:39,311
Hey, wait, how
did you get the money?

1585
01:24:39,346 --> 01:24:41,363
He's my bitch now.

1586
01:24:41,398 --> 01:24:44,817
Speaking of bitches, Kevin Carpenter
It's still there.

1587
01:24:44,859 --> 01:24:46,277
How are you doing?

1588
01:24:46,318 --> 01:24:47,820
Let's say it wasn't a broomstick...

1589
01:24:47,862 --> 01:24:49,822
...what took
virginity of her butt.

1590
01:24:51,659 --> 01:24:54,454
"Mom"! Hello, it's me!

1591
01:24:54,495 --> 01:24:56,921
Hey! hello!

1592
01:24:56,956 --> 01:24:58,921
Are you coming to take me out?

1593
01:24:58,956 --> 01:25:01,131
Yes, of course I did, dear.

1594
01:25:01,166 --> 01:25:03,502
Who are you? Shouldn't
be wearing a bra?

1595
01:25:03,544 --> 01:25:04,969
I am Rick's lawyer,

1596
01:25:05,004 --> 01:25:06,887
and his new boss
the next 20 years.

1597
01:25:06,922 --> 01:25:08,885
Billy, could you receive
a lesson from your friend...

1598
01:25:08,926 --> 01:25:10,349
...and get a job yourself.

1599
01:25:10,384 --> 01:25:12,261
That is very responsible
From you, Richard.

1600
01:25:12,303 --> 01:25:14,729
Thank you. OK.

1601
01:25:14,764 --> 01:25:18,642
Goodbye, Rick. Hey, Mom,
Can we get Slurpees?

1602
01:25:18,684 --> 01:25:19,728
Therefore,
be sure to use the...

1603
01:25:19,769 --> 01:25:20,895
...jeans
adjusted for Monday.

1604
01:25:20,936 --> 01:25:23,312
Yes, about that...

1605
01:25:24,690 --> 01:25:26,733
What is that?

1606
01:25:26,774 --> 01:25:29,402
Just a pretty letter
compromising against you...

1607
01:25:29,444 --> 01:25:31,531
...from Father Krumins.

1608
01:25:31,573 --> 01:25:35,825
You know, your friend, the boss
of the Lithuanian Mafia.

1609
01:25:35,867 --> 01:25:38,871
Are you blackmailing me?

1610
01:25:40,829 --> 01:25:43,499
No, I thought you should have it back.

1611
01:25:43,540 --> 01:25:45,796
Thank you.

1612
01:25:45,837 --> 01:25:49,008
- And we are going to leave it in 10 years.
- It's a deal.

1613
01:25:49,050 --> 01:25:50,965
See you on Monday.

1614
01:26:03,312 --> 01:26:06,274
At least 'Jugs' offered me
$10,000 for an illustrated magazine.

1615
01:26:06,316 --> 01:26:08,399
You will go to hell in a hand basket.

1616
01:26:08,441 --> 01:26:10,443
Well, she's going to Stanford first.

1617
01:26:10,485 --> 01:26:12,278
What?

1618
01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:14,531
My boss is a former student.

1619
01:26:14,572 --> 01:26:16,825
The Dean owed him a
Please for some reason.

1620
01:26:16,866 --> 01:26:20,494
- You're not an idiot!
- That's my girl.

1621
01:26:20,536 --> 01:26:22,246
It's a pretty big closet.

1622
01:26:22,287 --> 01:26:23,997
And it's time for you to get out of it.

1623
01:26:24,039 --> 01:26:25,499
What?

1624
01:26:25,541 --> 01:26:27,417
Now you can stop being
bad with everyone...

1625
01:26:27,459 --> 01:26:28,921
...and just be honest with yourself.

1626
01:26:28,963 --> 01:26:31,965
- And start dressing better.
- I won't love you less.

1627
01:26:32,006 --> 01:26:34,800
- Did you know?
- A Mother always knows.

1628
01:26:34,842 --> 01:26:36,447
Plus, you work your glutes,

1629
01:26:36,482 --> 01:26:38,052
like five times a week.

1630
01:26:38,094 --> 01:26:40,348
- Here.
- What is this?

1631
01:26:40,390 --> 01:26:42,724
Your divorce papers. everything
What you have to do is sign them.

1632
01:26:42,766 --> 01:26:47,647
I don't know. I don't like
the idea of ​​being alone.

1633
01:26:50,607 --> 01:26:52,942
You won't be.

1634
01:26:58,740 --> 01:27:01,535
Butch.

1635
01:27:01,577 --> 01:27:04,621
Although you didn't die,

1636
01:27:04,663 --> 01:27:06,747
we still remember
feeding the dog.

1637
01:27:06,789 --> 01:27:09,295
And you've always had us, Mom.

1638
01:27:12,422 --> 01:27:14,215
I need a drink.

1639
01:27:15,091 --> 01:27:16,676
<i>

1640
01:27:16,718 --> 01:27:20,762
<i>
I don't want to touch the ground

1641
01:27:20,804 --> 01:27:23,933
<i>

1642
01:27:23,973 --> 01:27:26,186
<i>

1643
01:27:26,227 --> 01:27:29,231
<i>

1644
01:27:32,983 --> 01:27:35,152
Damn, look around
where you are walking.

1645
01:27:35,194 --> 01:27:37,237
�Are you ok?

1646
01:27:51,709 --> 01:27:54,755
- Nina, hello. I'm sorry.
- Rick...

1647
01:27:54,797 --> 01:27:58,174
Before you tell me
wow, let me tell you something.

1648
01:27:58,209 --> 01:28:00,175
Look, I know I screwed up everything,

1649
01:28:00,217 --> 01:28:03,846
I... I have a lot
of insecurities...

1650
01:28:03,888 --> 01:28:07,516
...and I really do things
stupid sometimes.

1651
01:28:07,551 --> 01:28:10,184
Well, a lot of the time.

1652
01:28:11,228 --> 01:28:13,563
All I wanted was for you to love me,

1653
01:28:13,606 --> 01:28:17,324
and you would think it was
cool... Which I'm not.

1654
01:28:17,359 --> 01:28:20,654
I left a lot of things in the
I walk because of the fact that...

1655
01:28:22,030 --> 01:28:23,867
I like you a lot.

1656
01:28:23,902 --> 01:28:25,618
Rick...

1657
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:29,497
I do think you're great.

1658
01:28:29,532 --> 01:28:31,463
Do you believe it?

1659
01:28:31,498 --> 01:28:34,293
You are right, however...
You are a complete idiot.

1660
01:28:34,335 --> 01:28:37,421
But I like you.

1661
01:28:38,712 --> 01:28:41,445
And I heard what you said to your family...

1662
01:28:41,480 --> 01:28:44,205
...and I thought it showed a lot of character.

1663
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:46,931
Well, I like helping people.

1664
01:28:48,514 --> 01:28:50,100
Actually, I do.
It's not even shit.

1665
01:28:50,140 --> 01:28:52,234
It really makes you...
It makes you feel good.

1666
01:28:52,269 --> 01:28:56,188
So I think we have a lot.
more in common than I thought.

1667
01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:00,110
L�nzate.

1668
01:29:05,031 --> 01:29:12,036
<i>

1669
01:29:12,079 --> 01:29:17,002
<i>
Oh, Superman</i>

1670
01:29:17,043 --> 01:29:21,923
<i>

1671
01:29:21,965 --> 01:29:23,843
<i>

1672
01:29:23,885 --> 01:29:26,261
<i>And they all lived happily ever after.</i>

1673
01:29:26,303 --> 01:29:28,723
<i>Well, some more than others.</i>

1674
01:29:28,764 --> 01:29:30,598
<i>Annette Stratton-Osborne
welcomes you...</i>

1675
01:29:30,639 --> 01:29:34,728
<i>...to the grand reopening of the Pomme-teri,</i>

1676
01:29:34,769 --> 01:29:38,149
<i>where the men are
sexy and everything is legal.</i>

1677
01:29:38,191 --> 01:29:41,527
- I'm gay!
- I realized.

1678
01:29:41,569 --> 01:29:43,862
Alright ladies, next up.
What we have is a new type.

1679
01:29:43,904 --> 01:29:47,281
Please give a round of applause for Sparky!

1680
01:29:47,323 --> 01:29:50,075
Whoo! He is young, but he is legal.

1681
01:29:50,117 --> 01:29:54,455
Sparky likes to go long
walks on the beach and kittens.

1682
01:29:54,497 --> 01:29:57,457
You're Principal Poole's secretary.

1683
01:29:57,499 --> 01:29:59,416
And a finger in his butt.

1684
01:30:00,668 --> 01:30:02,921
- Show us some cock!
- No, no, no.

1685
01:30:02,962 --> 01:30:06,133
Oh no, baby, go back there.

1686
01:30:06,175 --> 01:30:09,260
Sparky! Sparky! Sparky!

1687
01:30:09,302 --> 01:30:12,388
- Not with the plunger.
- Sparky! Sparky! Sparky!

1688
01:30:12,430 --> 01:30:14,557
Oh, Billy Bender!

1689
01:30:14,599 --> 01:30:17,477
“Mom”? What are you doing here?

1690
01:30:17,519 --> 01:30:20,314
I, uh, my car... Broke down.

1691
01:30:20,356 --> 01:30:22,148
- Here's another one, Pam.
- Oh, thank you very much.

1692
01:30:22,190 --> 01:30:24,193
You told me to get a job.

1693
01:30:24,235 --> 01:30:27,696
A job where you keep
the clothes on. Look at you!

1694
01:30:27,738 --> 01:30:29,782
Look at yourself.

1695
01:30:29,824 --> 01:30:31,659
Ladies, I made him do push-ups...

1696
01:30:31,700 --> 01:30:33,495
...every day, during
the last seven years.

1697
01:30:35,037 --> 01:30:37,830
Ma'am, you're going to have to sit down.

1698
01:30:37,871 --> 01:30:40,645
Young man, is that an erection?

1699
01:30:40,680 --> 01:30:43,418
Oh my God. Oh my God!

1700
01:30:43,461 --> 01:30:46,171
My Mom... An erection...

1701
01:30:46,213 --> 01:30:48,715
Oh my God.

1702
01:30:49,675 --> 01:30:52,136
I'm going to be so grounded.

1703
01:30:56,349 --> 01:30:58,059
“Mom”?

1704
01:30:58,101 --> 01:31:00,729
I am not your Mother. I am a Saint.

1705
01:31:00,771 --> 01:31:03,773
And you, my dear, have
been a very naughty child.

1706
01:31:03,815 --> 01:31:05,399
- If it's about the nude...
- No.

1707
01:31:05,441 --> 01:31:07,484
No, I'm more worried about
library books.

1708
01:31:07,526 --> 01:31:09,570
They are very late...

1709
01:31:09,611 --> 01:31:12,698
...and you can never
detach yourself from those pages.

1710
01:31:14,324 --> 01:31:15,325
�Billy Bender!

1711
01:31:17,704 --> 01:32:13,299
<i>Behaving Badly (2014)
A translation of
TaMaBin</i>

1712
01:32:14,509 --> 01:32:18,936
<i>
sound, sound, sound

1713
01:32:18,971 --> 01:32:22,932
<i>-
-

1714
01:32:22,967 --> 01:32:24,977
<i>Scene 67, take one.</i>

1715
01:32:25,019 --> 01:32:26,985
<i>Posici�n.</i>

1716
01:32:27,020 --> 01:32:30,316
<i>Okay, we found the
body of Mantas Barukas.</i>

1717
01:32:30,358 --> 01:32:31,984
<i>�Is that the right way to say it?</i>

1718
01:32:32,026 --> 01:32:33,451
<i>Bartuska.</i>

1719
01:32:33,486 --> 01:32:37,197
<i>Mantas Bartuskas...
Bartukas... Bartukas...</i>

1720
01:32:37,239 --> 01:32:38,698
<i>Bartukas... Bartukas...</i>

1721
01:32:38,740 --> 01:32:41,410
<i>�How did the body arrive?
by Mant... Bartukas...</i>

1722
01:32:41,445 --> 01:32:44,081
<i>I know you have something
Give me what you want,</i>

1723
01:32:44,123 --> 01:32:46,624
<i>but right now you are afraid.</i>

1724
01:32:46,666 --> 01:32:48,127
<i>I think you are afraid.</i>

1725
01:32:48,168 --> 01:32:51,004
<i>Oh, you think so? Do you think I have
afraid? Do you think I'm scared?</i>

1726
01:32:52,588 --> 01:32:54,631
<i>That's where you belong,
 �straight into your fucking ass!</i>

1727
01:32:54,673 --> 01:32:56,592
<i>I saw the body of Mantas Bartukas...</i>

1728
01:32:56,634 --> 01:32:57,842
<i>Bartuskas blankets...</i>

1729
01:32:57,883 --> 01:32:59,762
<i>Mr. Bartukas... Barukas blankets...</i>

1730
01:32:59,804 --> 01:33:01,679
<i>�How did the body arrive?
by Mantas Bartuskus...</i>

1731
01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:03,556
<i>...to the trunk of your Mother's car?</i>

1732
01:33:03,597 --> 01:33:05,225
<i>- �Qu�?
- It is evident that you did not kill him.</i>

1733
01:33:05,517 --> 01:33:06,024
<i>A qu� se refiere.</i>

1734
01:33:06,059 --> 01:33:08,563
<i>I mean, just
Look at yourself if you sneeze

1735
01:33:08,604 --> 01:33:10,982
<i>you will blow the balls off your scrotum.</i>

1736
01:33:11,023 --> 01:33:13,359
<i>- That's bad.
- It's not bad.</i>

1737
01:33:13,401 --> 01:33:15,527
<i>It is a way to get a
change sex without trying.</i>

1738
01:33:15,569 --> 01:33:17,029
<i>Y corten.</i>

1739
01:33:17,071 --> 01:33:20,321
<i>

1740
01:33:20,363 --> 01:33:22,910
<i>

1741
01:33:22,952 --> 01:33:26,955
<i>

1742
01:33:26,997 --> 01:33:30,917
<i>

1743
01:33:30,959 --> 01:33:34,796
<i>

1744
01:33:34,838 --> 01:33:38,341
<i>

1745
01:33:38,383 --> 01:33:43,014
<i>
the sound, the sound, the sound

1746
01:33:43,055 --> 01:33:46,223
<i>

1747
01:33:46,265 --> 01:33:49,685
<i>

1748
01:33:49,727 --> 01:33:53,732
<i>

1749
01:33:53,774 --> 01:33:58,234
<i>
the sound, the sound, the sound

1750
01:33:58,277 --> 01:34:00,778
<i>-
-

1751
01:34:00,819 --> 01:34:02,989
<i>

1752
01:34:03,031 --> 01:34:06,700
<i>
oh-oh-oh</i>

1753
01:34:06,743 --> 01:34:09,120
<i>

1754
01:34:09,162 --> 01:34:10,956
<i>

1755
01:34:10,998 --> 01:34:13,750
<i>

1756
01:34:13,792 --> 01:34:16,461
<i>

1757
01:34:16,503 --> 01:34:20,382
<i>-
-

1758
01:34:20,422 --> 01:34:24,219
<i>-
-

1759
01:34:24,260 --> 01:34:28,641
<i>
never know where you went

1760
01:34:28,682 --> 01:34:32,476
<i>

1761
01:34:32,518 --> 01:34:36,232
<i>

1762
01:34:36,273 --> 01:34:39,985
<i>

1763
01:34:40,027 --> 01:34:44,406
<i>
the sound, the sound, the sound

1764
01:34:44,448 --> 01:34:47,618
<i>

1765
01:34:47,660 --> 01:34:51,081
<i>

1766
01:34:51,123 --> 01:34:55,125
<i>

1767
01:34:55,166 --> 01:34:59,629
<i>
the sound, the sound, the sound

1768
01:34:59,671 --> 01:35:02,172
<i>-
-

1769
01:35:02,214 --> 01:35:04,383
<i>

1770
01:35:04,424 --> 01:35:08,095
<i>
oh-oh-oh</i>

1771
01:35:08,137 --> 01:35:10,514
<i>

1772
01:35:10,556 --> 01:35:12,348
<i>

1773
01:35:12,390 --> 01:35:14,601
<i>

1774
01:35:14,643 --> 01:35:16,855
<i>

1775
01:35:16,890 --> 01:35:19,482
<i>

1776
01:35:19,524 --> 01:35:23,695
<i>

1777
01:35:23,736 --> 01:35:27,114
<i>-
-

1778
01:35:27,156 --> 01:35:30,242
<i>-
-

1779
01:35:42,754 --> 01:35:45,632
<i>

1780
01:35:45,675 --> 01:35:48,511
<i>

1781
01:35:50,428 --> 01:35:53,307
<i>

1782
01:35:53,348 --> 01:35:56,184
<i>

1783
01:36:00,814 --> 01:36:04,609
<i>-


1784
01:36:04,651 --> 01:36:08,327
<i>

1785
01:36:08,362 --> 01:36:11,957
<i>

1786
01:36:11,992 --> 01:36:16,622
<i>
the sound, the sound, the sound

1787
01:36:16,663 --> 01:36:20,083
<i>

1788
01:36:21,585 --> 01:36:24,169
<i>

1789
01:36:24,211 --> 01:36:29,050
<i>-
-

1790
01:36:29,091 --> 01:36:32,011
<i>

1791
01:36:32,053 --> 01:36:36,808
<i>-
-

1792
01:36:36,849 --> 01:36:40,561
<i>
whoa-oh-oh...