1 00:00:07,843 --> 00:00:11,262 - ♪ 2 00:00:11,304 --> 00:00:12,973 - Mom, guess what? 3 00:00:13,015 --> 00:00:15,099 There is just the cutest new boy at school. 4 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:17,519 - Ooh, yay, tell me everything. 5 00:00:17,561 --> 00:00:19,062 - He's a rocker. - Oooh. 6 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:21,439 - He writes the most beautiful lyrics... 7 00:00:21,481 --> 00:00:23,274 - Oooh. - And his name is Oyster. 8 00:00:23,316 --> 00:00:25,610 - Okay, you lost me. 9 00:00:25,652 --> 00:00:29,364 - Here, listen to these lyrics he wrote for English class. 10 00:00:29,406 --> 00:00:31,825 It's called "Goodbye Mikaila." 11 00:00:31,867 --> 00:00:33,451 [clears throat] 12 00:00:33,493 --> 00:00:34,995 "I shed tears on your neck, 13 00:00:35,037 --> 00:00:36,538 as we say goodbye. 14 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,582 Don't know how I'll go on without you, 15 00:00:38,623 --> 00:00:41,334 but I'll try." 16 00:00:41,376 --> 00:00:44,212 - I'm sorry, his name is Oyster? 17 00:00:44,254 --> 00:00:46,673 - It's cute. Get over it. 18 00:00:46,715 --> 00:00:48,633 Wish he'd write a song about me. 19 00:00:48,675 --> 00:00:50,427 If only I knew someone who could introduce me to him. 20 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:53,263 - Hey, guys, this is Oyster. 21 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:54,556 - Whaddup? 22 00:00:54,598 --> 00:00:55,640 - Hi! 23 00:00:55,682 --> 00:00:56,808 I mean, yo! 24 00:00:56,850 --> 00:00:58,560 I mean, hey! 25 00:00:58,602 --> 00:01:00,062 - Here, Phoebe, have a brownie. 26 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:02,689 Uh, what she was trying to say 27 00:01:02,731 --> 00:01:06,401 is welcome to our home, Oyster. 28 00:01:06,443 --> 00:01:08,612 - Thanks, and fair warning... 29 00:01:08,653 --> 00:01:10,321 we're gonna rock it to its foundation. 30 00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:11,907 - Yeah, we started a band with a group of guys 31 00:01:11,949 --> 00:01:13,658 a couple of days ago and our first gig's this weekend. 32 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:16,536 Yeah, that's right. I'm giggin'! 33 00:01:16,578 --> 00:01:19,706 - Yeah? Well, I gigged back in my day. 34 00:01:19,748 --> 00:01:22,500 I had a band called Barb Jovial. 35 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:24,753 Show ya a little taste of my moves. 36 00:01:24,795 --> 00:01:27,047 ♪ Ba da da da dang ♪ 37 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:32,385 - Dude, if we don't go and rehearse hard, 38 00:01:32,427 --> 00:01:33,929 that's how embarrassing we'll look. 39 00:01:33,971 --> 00:01:35,263 - Nice, uh... Nice meeting you. 40 00:01:35,305 --> 00:01:36,890 - Oh. 41 00:01:36,932 --> 00:01:39,392 - Um, okay, bye! I mean, I'll see ya! 42 00:01:39,434 --> 00:01:41,812 I mean, Aloha, which is hi and goodbye! 43 00:01:41,853 --> 00:01:43,480 Mom! 44 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:45,231 Where were you with that brownie? 45 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:47,859 You let me get to Aloha. 46 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,321 - ♪ 47 00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:52,864 ♪ What you see ♪ 48 00:01:52,906 --> 00:01:54,532 ♪ Is not what you get ♪ 49 00:01:54,574 --> 00:01:58,078 ♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪ 50 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,663 ♪ We fit right in ♪ 51 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:01,289 ♪ Bet you'd never guessed ♪ 52 00:02:01,331 --> 00:02:03,125 ♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪ 53 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:04,250 ♪ Just like all the rest ♪ 54 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,877 ♪ A picture perfect family ♪ 55 00:02:05,919 --> 00:02:08,088 ♪ Is what we try to be ♪ 56 00:02:08,130 --> 00:02:09,172 ♪ Look closer, you might see ♪ 57 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:11,174 ♪ The crazy things we do ♪ 58 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:13,176 ♪ This isn't make believe ♪ 59 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:14,218 ♪ It's our reality ♪ 60 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:15,887 ♪ Just your average family ♪ 61 00:02:15,929 --> 00:02:19,057 ♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪ 62 00:02:19,099 --> 00:02:21,685 ♪ Livin' a double life ♪ 63 00:02:25,522 --> 00:02:27,649 - Aw, this is totally unfair! 64 00:02:27,691 --> 00:02:29,776 - I can't have a singing rabbit in my lair. 65 00:02:29,818 --> 00:02:31,653 It was hard enough explaining your wig. 66 00:02:31,695 --> 00:02:34,656 - Wig? Oh, how dare you. 67 00:02:34,698 --> 00:02:37,659 This is my real hair. 68 00:02:37,701 --> 00:02:39,202 - Oh, ho, the band needs fuel. 69 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,746 I'll take those. - Oh! 70 00:02:41,788 --> 00:02:43,665 No, I wanna bring 'em down. 71 00:02:43,707 --> 00:02:46,043 I need an Oyster do-over. 72 00:02:46,084 --> 00:02:47,836 - No way. 73 00:02:47,878 --> 00:02:50,254 I cannot have you interrupting the Max-Eyed Peas. 74 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:52,674 We're workin' on a band name, okay? 75 00:02:57,804 --> 00:02:59,681 - Look, not that you would even care, 76 00:02:59,723 --> 00:03:02,059 but I think Oyster is cute, 77 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:03,935 and I kinda wanted to talk to him. 78 00:03:03,977 --> 00:03:06,063 - You and Oyster? 79 00:03:06,104 --> 00:03:07,772 The Oyster that's downstairs? 80 00:03:07,814 --> 00:03:09,399 Oyster in my band? 81 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,401 - How many Oysters do you know? 82 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:14,445 - Phoebe, Oyster is...is a bad boy. 83 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:16,031 He's a rocker. 84 00:03:16,073 --> 00:03:19,993 He sweats poetry and shreds like a six-armed mutant. 85 00:03:20,035 --> 00:03:24,497 - So, I sweat. I shred. 86 00:03:24,539 --> 00:03:27,709 - Yo, Max, you got a bottle opener? 87 00:03:27,751 --> 00:03:29,711 Actually, never mind. 88 00:03:29,753 --> 00:03:32,047 - [lid pops] 89 00:03:32,089 --> 00:03:33,715 - [spits out lid] 90 00:03:36,051 --> 00:03:37,928 - See? Bad boy. 91 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:39,763 Trust me, Phoebe, you guys... 92 00:03:39,804 --> 00:03:42,015 are not a good match. 93 00:03:42,057 --> 00:03:44,475 - Yeah, well, if that's true, 94 00:03:44,517 --> 00:03:46,978 then how come I can do this? 95 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:48,772 Ah! Arg! 96 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:51,357 - FYI. What you're doing isn't bad. 97 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,317 It's just embarrassing. 98 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:00,909 - I can't believe we're gonna be the only kids 99 00:04:00,951 --> 00:04:03,453 in school whose parents aren't coming to Career Day. 100 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:05,747 - That's because, if they talk about being superheroes, 101 00:04:05,789 --> 00:04:08,458 they might give away that they're superheroes! 102 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:10,334 - Tonight will be way cool. 103 00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:11,461 My dad's a firefighter 104 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,546 and Chase's mom's a doctor. 105 00:04:13,588 --> 00:04:15,840 What do you parents do, Billy? 106 00:04:15,882 --> 00:04:17,592 - Um, they're retired. 107 00:04:17,634 --> 00:04:20,386 It's a fancy word for "lazy." 108 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,972 - So, they just sit around all day, 109 00:04:22,013 --> 00:04:24,141 where our parents are out saving the world? 110 00:04:24,182 --> 00:04:25,600 - My dad saves things. 111 00:04:25,642 --> 00:04:27,227 - Like what? 112 00:04:27,269 --> 00:04:28,979 A spot on the couch for your mom? 113 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:30,647 [laughing] 114 00:04:30,688 --> 00:04:32,690 Cool parents swap. 115 00:04:32,732 --> 00:04:34,276 - My dad is way cooler than yours. 116 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,278 He's a superhero. - Billy! 117 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,529 - Wait, are you serious? 118 00:04:38,571 --> 00:04:41,532 - Yeah, he can fly, and he's super strong, 119 00:04:41,574 --> 00:04:42,993 and he has a really tight uniform 120 00:04:43,034 --> 00:04:45,453 that he used to look great in. 121 00:04:45,495 --> 00:04:47,122 - Wow! Did you hear that, guys? 122 00:04:47,164 --> 00:04:51,001 We're gonna meet a real superhero. 123 00:04:51,042 --> 00:04:53,211 - I just had the craziest dream 124 00:04:53,253 --> 00:04:55,338 that I told everybody Dad was a superhero. 125 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:56,714 - And I just had a crazy dream 126 00:04:56,756 --> 00:04:59,926 where I dragged you out of here by the ear. 127 00:04:59,968 --> 00:05:02,637 - Wake up, Nora, wake up! 128 00:05:02,679 --> 00:05:07,391 - [loud rock music] 129 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:13,481 [music stops] 130 00:05:13,523 --> 00:05:18,528 - Dudes, we rocked so hard, an angel fell from the sky. 131 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,571 - This is why I joined a band. 132 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:25,827 - Phoebe, I told you yesterday 133 00:05:25,869 --> 00:05:27,829 not to interrupt my band. 134 00:05:27,871 --> 00:05:29,331 And why are you wearing that? 135 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:31,041 - To prove you wrong. 136 00:05:31,082 --> 00:05:32,625 [clears throat] 137 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:35,128 Hey, guys, I didn't mean to crash the party. 138 00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:37,463 Cool guitar. Whatever. I don't care. 139 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:40,217 - Thanks. She's my heart and soul. 140 00:05:40,258 --> 00:05:41,301 I found her at a yard sale 141 00:05:41,343 --> 00:05:44,179 under a pair of granny panties. 142 00:05:44,221 --> 00:05:47,224 - Oh, I'm caught on your granny panty guitar. 143 00:05:47,265 --> 00:05:49,142 I mean, whatever. I don't care. 144 00:05:49,184 --> 00:05:50,935 - [material rips] - [guitar feedback screeches] 145 00:05:50,977 --> 00:05:52,478 - Ow, my eyes! - [cymbals crashing] 146 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,022 - Whatever. Whatever. 147 00:05:54,064 --> 00:05:56,566 - [mic stands clattering] - [drums thudding] 148 00:05:56,607 --> 00:06:00,528 - Oh! Oh! - She's killin' the music. 149 00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:02,239 - Phoebe, get out! 150 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,241 - I'll get out when I want to. 151 00:06:04,282 --> 00:06:05,909 Point me towards the stairs. 152 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:16,711 - Looks like someone's trying too hard. 153 00:06:16,753 --> 00:06:18,629 - Cut it, fur-face. 154 00:06:18,671 --> 00:06:20,006 I just made a fool out of myself, 155 00:06:20,048 --> 00:06:22,300 and now Oyster's never gonna write a song about me. 156 00:06:22,342 --> 00:06:23,927 - I'll write a song about you. 157 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:26,554 ♪ Phoebe you're really creepy ♪ 158 00:06:26,596 --> 00:06:29,891 ♪ Ooh! Phoebe you smell like-- ♪ 159 00:06:29,933 --> 00:06:33,311 I was gonna say peaches. 160 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:35,646 - Hey. 161 00:06:35,688 --> 00:06:37,399 Just lookin' to score some paper towels. 162 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,151 - I'm so sorry for ruining your band practice. 163 00:06:40,193 --> 00:06:41,569 - Are you kidding? 164 00:06:41,611 --> 00:06:42,779 That was the most rock 'n roll thing I've ever seen. 165 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:45,573 Max never told me his sister was so sweeches. 166 00:06:45,615 --> 00:06:47,200 - Thanks. 167 00:06:47,242 --> 00:06:48,826 I mean, whatever. I don't care. 168 00:06:48,868 --> 00:06:51,579 - [ornaments shattering] 169 00:06:51,621 --> 00:06:55,375 - You...you are some kind of thrash goddess. 170 00:06:55,417 --> 00:06:57,085 - Yeah, that's me. 171 00:06:57,127 --> 00:07:00,088 I love gettin' my Thrash on. 172 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:01,839 - [shelf and objects clatter] 173 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:07,637 - You're blowing my mind! 174 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:09,555 - Yeah, take that, knickknacks! 175 00:07:13,226 --> 00:07:15,603 - [sniffing] Sloppy Joes. 176 00:07:15,645 --> 00:07:17,772 That's why we chose this school. 177 00:07:17,814 --> 00:07:19,399 - Guys, what's going on? 178 00:07:19,441 --> 00:07:21,234 We've been waiting outside for half an hour. 179 00:07:21,276 --> 00:07:22,652 - Billy, do you wanna tell them 180 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:25,113 that you signed Dad up for Career Day as a superhero? 181 00:07:25,155 --> 00:07:26,948 - No, thank you. 182 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:30,785 So, who's up for Sloppy Joes? 183 00:07:30,827 --> 00:07:32,203 - This guy! 184 00:07:32,245 --> 00:07:35,039 - Hank, did you not hear what they just said? 185 00:07:35,081 --> 00:07:37,625 - Joes. Sloppy. Career Day. 186 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:40,670 [gasps] You told everybody I'm a superhero? 187 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:42,713 - Billy, you know your Dad can't show up here 188 00:07:42,755 --> 00:07:44,382 as Thunderman. 189 00:07:44,424 --> 00:07:46,468 - I tried to tell him, but he wouldn't listen. 190 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:50,180 So, if you're not gonna spank him, I got this. 191 00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:52,056 - I know it was wrong. 192 00:07:52,098 --> 00:07:54,809 But I just wanted to brag about how great you are. 193 00:07:54,851 --> 00:07:57,770 - Well, I am pretty great. 194 00:07:57,812 --> 00:08:00,940 I'll tell you what-- what if I come to Career Day 195 00:08:00,982 --> 00:08:04,319 and pretend to be someone even better than Thunderman? 196 00:08:04,361 --> 00:08:08,114 - A flame-juggling Doctor-Astronaut? 197 00:08:08,156 --> 00:08:10,325 - Pick a school based on Sloppy Joes, 198 00:08:10,367 --> 00:08:12,743 that's what ya get. 199 00:08:14,078 --> 00:08:15,621 - I got this scar from stage-diving 200 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:18,082 off my Mom's mini-van. 201 00:08:18,124 --> 00:08:20,668 - That's nothin'. 202 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:23,921 I got this one from a motocross wipeout. 203 00:08:23,963 --> 00:08:25,465 I just looks like a mosquito bite 204 00:08:25,507 --> 00:08:28,176 that got infected after I scratched it too much. 205 00:08:28,218 --> 00:08:30,470 - Sweeches! 206 00:08:30,512 --> 00:08:31,971 You know, I don't think it was an accident 207 00:08:32,013 --> 00:08:34,474 you got tangled up with my guitar, Phoebe. 208 00:08:34,516 --> 00:08:36,726 I think my guitar chose you. 209 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,687 - No, Oyster, I chose you to be in our band-- 210 00:08:39,729 --> 00:08:43,858 Maxford and Sons. 211 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:47,445 Phoebe, stop distracting Oyster from his life-long passion-- 212 00:08:47,487 --> 00:08:49,906 the band we created yesterday in gym class. 213 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:51,991 - Yeah, man, we made an oath and sealed it with sweat 214 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:54,785 while Gideon tried to do a pull-up. 215 00:08:54,827 --> 00:08:57,747 - Muscles are first sell-outs. 216 00:08:57,788 --> 00:09:00,875 - I can't have a band mate dating my sister. 217 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:02,919 Are you with us or are you with Phoebe? 218 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,171 - I told you, Max, my guitar's my heart and soul. 219 00:09:05,213 --> 00:09:06,839 - I knew you'd make the right choice. 220 00:09:06,881 --> 00:09:07,840 Let's go rehearse. 221 00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:09,675 - You're not hearin' me, bros. 222 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,635 My guitar chose Phoebe. 223 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:14,138 And so do I. - What? 224 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,806 - Uh, he said his guitar-- - I heard him. 225 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:23,147 - Phoebe, putting this band together 226 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:24,524 is the coolest thing I've done since we moved here. 227 00:09:24,566 --> 00:09:26,067 You can't steal Oyster. 228 00:09:26,109 --> 00:09:27,277 - Well, I guess you shouldn't have said 229 00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:28,361 I wasn't a good match for him. 230 00:09:28,403 --> 00:09:29,987 I want an apology. 231 00:09:30,029 --> 00:09:31,322 - Okay. 232 00:09:31,364 --> 00:09:32,698 I'm sorry... 233 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,159 you look like that. 234 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:36,702 Phoebe, just go break up with him, 235 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:37,870 so he can play our gig tomorrow. 236 00:09:37,912 --> 00:09:40,206 - Why? I like him and he likes me. 237 00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:42,625 - No, he likes the bad girl you're pretending to be 238 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,627 which you can't see through all that 239 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,796 eye makeup you never wear. 240 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:49,466 - I can see fine. 241 00:09:49,507 --> 00:09:50,800 - You're squishing Colosso. 242 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:54,429 - Yeah, get your jagged elbows off of me! 243 00:09:54,471 --> 00:09:58,141 - We're done here. Oyster and I are going out for pizza. 244 00:09:58,182 --> 00:09:59,934 - Phoebe, you two will not last. 245 00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:01,644 - Oh, we will. 246 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:05,189 Oyster already thinks I'm sweet cheese. 247 00:10:05,231 --> 00:10:08,359 - It's sweeches! You don't even speak his language. 248 00:10:10,278 --> 00:10:12,696 - [applauding] 249 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:15,199 - I can't wait to see what job Dad's pretending to have. 250 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:17,327 He said it's going to be better than a superhero. 251 00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:21,372 - I hope so. Morgan's looking extra judgy tonight. 252 00:10:21,414 --> 00:10:26,586 - So, in other words, you're a bus driver in the sky. 253 00:10:26,628 --> 00:10:27,670 - HANK: [laughing] 254 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,255 Huh? What do ya think? 255 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:31,007 I'm an alligator wrestler. 256 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:33,426 Now your class won't care that I'm not a superhero. 257 00:10:33,468 --> 00:10:35,052 - Yeah, 'cause they'll think 258 00:10:35,094 --> 00:10:37,347 you're the less cool version of that guy. 259 00:10:37,388 --> 00:10:40,600 - [growling, snorting] 260 00:10:40,642 --> 00:10:45,188 - Shoulda gone with rodeo clown. 261 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:48,608 Does anyone around here have a boring job? 262 00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:52,028 - Uh, Mr. Thunderman, you're up. 263 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:55,239 - Can I have a second to collect my lies? 264 00:10:55,281 --> 00:10:57,575 - What? - Nothing. I'm going. 265 00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:01,954 [laughing] Hi, kids. 266 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:04,123 I am Hank Thunderman, 267 00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:06,834 and I am an honest-to-goodness, real life... 268 00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:14,925 plumber. 269 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,386 - I shoulda known Billy was lying. 270 00:11:16,427 --> 00:11:18,137 His dad's not a superhero. 271 00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:21,683 - Oh, hey, plumbers are the superheroes of waste management. 272 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,560 We plunge the clogs of evil 273 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:27,104 and we flush the pipes of injustice! 274 00:11:27,146 --> 00:11:29,148 - Wrap it up, Dad. 275 00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:32,360 - You know what might impress these kids? 276 00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:34,070 If you fix the, uh, 277 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,197 leaky water fountain in the hallway for free. 278 00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:37,823 - Oh, great idea. 279 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,243 Who wants to see me fix the drinking fountain? 280 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:42,537 - For free! 281 00:11:42,579 --> 00:11:45,707 - You think we're gonna choose you over that? 282 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,500 - [alligator snarling, snapping] 283 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:50,044 - I sure wouldn't. 284 00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:56,967 - ♪ 285 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,928 - Phoebe? 286 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,013 Look at you. - Oh, thank you. 287 00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:02,640 - No, I mean, you look stupid. 288 00:12:02,682 --> 00:12:03,933 [laughing] 289 00:12:08,229 --> 00:12:10,231 - Oh, sorry. My guitar has to sit here. 290 00:12:10,273 --> 00:12:11,691 She always eats with me. 291 00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:15,486 - Okay. 292 00:12:15,528 --> 00:12:16,904 - Date night. 293 00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:18,864 Ooh, time to get a pic of me and my baby. 294 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,157 - [laughing] 295 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,410 And you were talking about your guitar again. 296 00:12:22,452 --> 00:12:24,245 - [phone camera clicks] 297 00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:26,830 - Yep. It's me and her against the world. 298 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:29,542 It has been ever since I lost Mikaila. 299 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:31,377 - Wait, as in "Goodbye Mikaila"? 300 00:12:31,419 --> 00:12:34,046 Those lyrics were so beautiful. 301 00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:36,674 Can you write a song about me one day? 302 00:12:36,716 --> 00:12:39,510 - No. 303 00:12:39,552 --> 00:12:41,512 - Excuse me? 304 00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:43,889 - I only write songs about my guitars. 305 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:48,102 - Wait, so, Mikaila is a guitar? 306 00:12:48,144 --> 00:12:50,271 - She was, 'til I accidentally 307 00:12:50,313 --> 00:12:52,649 dropped her out of a hot air balloon. 308 00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:53,733 I thought I'd never find love again, 309 00:12:53,775 --> 00:12:57,861 'til I met Patty. 310 00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,614 - [thinking] Oh, I see now. 311 00:12:59,656 --> 00:13:02,659 He's crazy. 312 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,076 But he's cute. 313 00:13:04,118 --> 00:13:09,457 Maybe if I squint really hard, I won't see the crazy. 314 00:13:09,499 --> 00:13:12,585 Nope, still crazy. 315 00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:14,337 We really aren't a good match. 316 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,255 I hate it when Max is right. 317 00:13:16,297 --> 00:13:20,426 Oyster, I have something to tell you. 318 00:13:20,468 --> 00:13:21,594 I'm not really sure what-- 319 00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:24,514 Max is doing here! 320 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,724 Excuse me for a second, Oyster. 321 00:13:26,766 --> 00:13:28,434 Patty. 322 00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:30,019 [sighs] What are you doing here, Max? 323 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,062 - I'm gonna show Oyster bad Phoebe's a lie, 324 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,524 break you up, and order a mushroom calzone to go! 325 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:35,608 - Seriously? 326 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:38,027 - Yeah, I'm super hungry. 327 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,822 And, yeah, you're about to be super single. 328 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:41,989 - Max, you should have stayed home 329 00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:45,326 because you just woke up bad Phoebe. 330 00:13:45,368 --> 00:13:49,539 - [cutlery clatters] - Ah! Pick those up. 331 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:52,542 - Yes, Mrs. Wong. 332 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,919 - Oyster, since you like my sister so much, 333 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,715 I spent my birthday money on jumbo pictures 334 00:13:58,756 --> 00:14:00,966 to show you who she really is. 335 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:04,220 - Dinner and a show. Awe-sedelic. 336 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,723 - This is your bad girl at the petting zoo 337 00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:11,143 with a cute little sheep last week. 338 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,062 - Yeah, right before I shaved my initials 339 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:17,149 into its fuzzy little butt. 340 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:20,486 - Here is Phoebe's idea of a good time at the beach. 341 00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:23,072 - Is that a metal detector? 342 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:28,160 - Yeah, I use it to trip lifeguards. 343 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:32,956 - And there she is helping an old lady cross the street. 344 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,000 - What's wrong with that? 345 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,377 - Uh... 346 00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:39,380 Look at the sheep one again. 347 00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:41,131 - You look really cute in this picture. 348 00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:43,509 - Aw. Thank you. 349 00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,302 - You two make me sick. 350 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,388 - Oh, baby, did he get you? - No, I'm okay. 351 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:51,475 And you were talking to your guitar again. 352 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:54,019 - [electric guitar music] 353 00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:01,485 - What are you guys doing? 354 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,446 - Gideon found a new guitar player. 355 00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:05,656 - She shreds like a lady wizard. 356 00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:09,243 - [electric guitar music] 357 00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:13,997 - My mom's not gonna be a member of Bruno Max. 358 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:17,167 Well, I don't see you two comin' up with names. 359 00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:19,002 - What if I come up with a name? 360 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:22,005 - No, Mom, we're gonna get Oyster back. 361 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:24,467 - I don't see why we can't have three guitarists, 362 00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:26,302 especially a pretty one that smells nice. 363 00:15:28,888 --> 00:15:33,225 - Gideon, not cool. 364 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,603 - But what if you don't get Oyster back? 365 00:15:35,645 --> 00:15:38,856 Then can I be in your band? 366 00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:40,817 - If my new plan to get Oyster back fails, 367 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,652 and if every guitarist in the world 368 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:45,028 breaks both their hands, yes, you can be in the band. 369 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,029 - Yes!! 370 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:50,326 - [electric guitar music] 371 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,619 - So, this plan to get Oyster back, 372 00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:54,163 it's a good one, right? 373 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,706 - We'll have to find out. 374 00:15:55,748 --> 00:16:00,043 Hey, there they are-- Hiddenville's cutest couple. 375 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:03,631 Hey, I'm really sorry that I interrupted your date. 376 00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:05,591 - He's being nice. 377 00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:08,511 We should leave before something heavy hits us. 378 00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,721 - No, Phoebe, I'm being sincere, okay? 379 00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:13,432 I even got you a gift to show Oyster 380 00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:16,059 you really are the ultimate rocker girl. 381 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,603 Chainsaw! 382 00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:25,695 He's gonna give you guys matching Mohawks. 383 00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:28,948 - That's the most romantic idea I've ever heard. 384 00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:30,700 - Yeah, Max. 385 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,409 [through gritted teeth] How can I thank you? 386 00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,787 - By going first. 387 00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,586 - The elbow pipe is connected to... 388 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,005 the squiggly pipe which means 389 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,965 if I loosen this cappy thing... 390 00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:48,801 - [water spurts] - Ah! 391 00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:50,970 That happens. 392 00:16:51,012 --> 00:16:53,472 Oh, hey, buddy, I'm almost done here. 393 00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,517 - You can stop now, Dad. 394 00:16:56,559 --> 00:16:58,019 - I know you're disappointed, son. 395 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,896 I am, too. I... 396 00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,147 I really wanted to impress your classmates. 397 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,649 - Don't worry about them. 398 00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:07,277 They're busy watching an alligator chew on a clown. 399 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,696 - Really? 400 00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:10,781 You're not upset they don't think I'm a hero? 401 00:17:10,823 --> 00:17:14,243 - No. You're my hero just for showing up today. 402 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,078 - Thanks, Billy. 403 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,121 Hey, since it's just the two of us, 404 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,041 how about you watch your old man 405 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,418 fix these pipes Thunderman style? 406 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:25,295 - [laughs] Cool. 407 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,214 - [metal clanking] 408 00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:28,382 - Ah. 409 00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:29,800 Ha! Ha! 410 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:31,093 Never doubt the skills of a man 411 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,888 too cheap to pay for a real plumber. 412 00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,014 [kisses] 413 00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:38,642 - [pipes rumbling, whining] 414 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:47,359 - Oh, no, Dad's fixing things. 415 00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,653 - [water splattering] 416 00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:52,322 - Uh-oh, Morgan, you should-- 417 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,366 - I should what, Nora? 418 00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,077 - I was gonna say 419 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:59,413 you should just sit tight and enjoy the show. 420 00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:01,457 - Already on it, Snora. 421 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:02,708 - [metal creaking] 422 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,752 - [pipes burst] - [screaming] 423 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,177 - KIDS: [screaming] - [alarm bell ringing] 424 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:18,348 - You're flooding the entire building! 425 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,558 - Your dad did this? 426 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,644 - Uh-huh, and thanks to him, 427 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,063 we'll have to cancel school at least a week. 428 00:18:24,105 --> 00:18:25,815 [groans] 429 00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:28,191 - Wait. No school for a week? 430 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,193 Your dad really is a superhero. 431 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,862 - I told you. 432 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,280 Thanks, Dad. 433 00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,327 - Wait, did you flood the school on purpose for Billy? 434 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,370 - Of course, I did. 435 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:41,455 You're not buying it, are ya? 436 00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:43,624 - Not even a little. 437 00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:47,377 - Phoebe, don't be nervous. 438 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:50,006 Patty and I are right here by your side. 439 00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:53,134 - How comforting. 440 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,804 - Come on, Phoebe. Chainsaw's time is precious. 441 00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:59,306 He needs to get back to prison. 442 00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:01,851 - I give free haircuts to the inmates. 443 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:04,770 I'm a sweetheart like that. 444 00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:08,231 - Max, how do you know this dude? 445 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,944 - I don't. Thank you, Internet. 446 00:19:11,986 --> 00:19:16,281 There you go, Chainsaw. Let 'er rip. 447 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,950 - [razor buzzing] 448 00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:19,994 - ♪ My baby is an Indy Rock girl ♪ 449 00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:23,164 ♪ Oh Oh Oh Oh ♪ 450 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,540 ♪ 'Cause she likes to rock ♪ 451 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,000 ♪ The Indy Rock world ♪ 452 00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,292 - [laughing] 453 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,711 - ♪ Oh Oh Oh Oh ♪ 454 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:30,462 ♪ She's so nice ♪ 455 00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,507 ♪ She's so nice ♪ 456 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,136 ♪ She's so nice ♪ 457 00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:39,805 ♪ She loves me ♪ 458 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,265 - Ahhhhhhhhhh!! 459 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,853 - [glass shatters] 460 00:19:45,895 --> 00:19:47,688 - Ahhhhhhhhhh!! 461 00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:50,191 I can't do it. I love my hair. 462 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:53,694 It's so rich and full and soft. 463 00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:54,695 - Phoebe, come on. 464 00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:55,738 You're the baddest girl I know. 465 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,698 You got this. 466 00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:00,409 - No, Oyster, I got nothing, 'cause... 467 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,745 I'm not a bad girl. 468 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,621 - What are you talking about? 469 00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:06,707 - Mmm, I'm a good girl. 470 00:20:06,749 --> 00:20:09,752 I love sheep and I think metal detectors are cool. 471 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,046 I found this earring at the beach. 472 00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:15,591 I'm sorry, but we're just not really a good match. 473 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,760 - [exaggerated gasp] 474 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,679 I did not see that coming. 475 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,348 Oh wait--I did. 476 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,808 - But my guitar chose you. 477 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,436 She never steers me wrong. 478 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:32,108 - Well, it looks like she's changed her mind. 479 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:34,818 - Oh, this is weird. 480 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:39,364 - Wow, Max, she really likes you. 481 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,450 Is anyone else getting uncomfortable or... 482 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,869 - I know I am. 483 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:46,872 - Okay, I guess Patty has spoken. 484 00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,498 Max, will you take me back in the band? 485 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,084 Whatever it's called. 486 00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:51,252 - If you don't come back, 487 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,629 my mom's gonna be our lead guitarist. 488 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,298 - So, go ahead and take the weekend to think about it. 489 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,467 - Gideon, not cool! 490 00:21:00,136 --> 00:21:01,929 - And don't worry, Phoebe, we're still sweeches. 491 00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:03,597 - Yeah, that's nice. 492 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:05,641 But I think Chainsaw's stealing our microwave. 493 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:11,230 - MAX: It's tough coming up with a name 494 00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:13,107 that truly captures this band, 495 00:21:13,149 --> 00:21:15,776 but I think we did it. 496 00:21:15,818 --> 00:21:18,237 From this point, we will forever be known 497 00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:21,198 as Max's--Mom! 498 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,450 - Hi, honey. Sorry I'm late. 499 00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:24,534 - Mom, what are you doing here? 500 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:25,619 - Well, Gideon called and said that 501 00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:28,038 you wanted me in the band. 502 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,374 - Gideon, not cool. 503 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,836 - Looking good, Barb. - Aw... 504 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:38,090 - Gideon, not cool. 505 00:21:38,132 --> 00:21:39,591 - This is the first song I've written 506 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,635 that's not about a guitar. 507 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:42,678 It's about a special little lady 508 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,429 who satisfied a hunger in my soul. 509 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,098 - Aw... 510 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:48,058 - Where are you, Mrs. Wong? 511 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:51,353 - I right here. 512 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:54,231 - She gets a song?! 513 00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:57,818 I mean, whatever. I don't care. 514 00:21:57,860 --> 00:22:00,112 - [rock music] 515 00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:20,216 - ♪ 516 00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:26,013 - ♪