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This is the story of when Harry divorced
Sal.

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Almost.

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How did they get here?

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Well, it starts with kissing your
ex-wife.

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Harry!

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Harry, are you in here?

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Harry, can you stop, please?

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I feel like an absolute idiot, okay?

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I know. And I'm sorry. No, don't do
that. You are so full of shit.

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You are just another guy who gets me
into bed, has a bit of fun, and then

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goes back to his fucking wife. No,
that's not what's happening. I just saw

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you kissing your ex, so it made me feel
crazy.

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This is ridiculous.

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I don't want to be your consolation
prize, Sal, okay? I don't want to be

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anybody's backup plan.

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But that's literally what this is.

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We said, we said we would be each
other's backup plan. Harry, please, can

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you just talk to me? Why?

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You're just doing what we agreed to,
right?

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What about Danny? How is that different?

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What? I called that off. It's over.

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No, no. When I was on that freaky date
the other night, I saw him leaving the

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apartment when I got home, and you lied
about it.

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So, you slept with Miss Downsifuck. It's
such a double standard.

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I didn't sleep with her. Yes, you did.
You told me you did. I lied.

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Oh.

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Okay, well, shit.

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Now who's the liar?

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Come on, don't do that. I let the Danny
thing slide.

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Wow.

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Thank you? What a saint.

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You know what?

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Forget about you kissing your ex. You
let the Danny thing slide.

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Jesus, Harry. We all marry our
unfinished business.

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We all choose the person custom-built to
trigger the exact childhood wound you'd

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swore you'd buried.

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Then someone brings up some shit from
high school. You didn't want to be seen

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dating the only South Asian guy at high
school. That's why.

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Okay, chill out, mate. It wasn't because
you were brown. Fuck you. I was 16.

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Your type was white, basic, and a little
bit racist.

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And you know what's crazy?

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It still kind of is.

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Yeah, well, no one was lining up to date
the ginger girl either, Sal, okay?

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And you, you were never going to
seriously date me. And you know why?

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Because you were too scared of what your
parents would think if you brought a

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white girl home. Okay? It goes both
ways.

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Yeah, well, at least you fit in.

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That was your priority, eh? That's what
you cared about, fitting in?

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Is that why you get wasted with your
dad?

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It's not fair, ma'am. Well, life's not
fair, I guess.

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At the end of the day, do you want to be
right or do you want to be loved?

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I really didn't mean for any of this to
happen.

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You don't mean for a lot of things to
happen, Harry. Maybe that's the problem.

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Cool. And you're perfect, right?

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No, I'm boring.

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Your words, remember?

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Great. So I'm the worst?

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And you have all the moral fucking high
ground.

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Jesus, why does this feel like an actual
marriage all of a sudden?

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Because maybe it fucking is an actual
marriage, Harry.

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But like I said before, this isn't a
love story.

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I don't want to do this anymore.

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Me too.

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Let's sit down and let's have a
conversation.

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Okay, the rest of my stuff later.

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I want to settle down I want to settle
down Won't you settle

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down with me Settle down Seasons change.
You get used

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to being without the other person.

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You realize life keeps going, and your
heartbreak is a solo venture, like long

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-distance running. And no amount of
people around you can ever make you

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forget that it's just fucking painful.

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It's Lullabot! It's Lullabot! Yes!

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At some point, you start to feel better.

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You make new plans.

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You move on.

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You learn that you're going to be okay.

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And maybe, somehow, even a little bit
better.

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Harry, oh my God, are you okay?

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Where have you been? I heard about the
Sarah thing.

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I quit.

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You can't quit. I quit. I'm done. I'm
out. Is this like a Me Too thing?

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Because I'm pretty sure no one gives a
shit anymore, okay? Blackmail's not

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going to work.

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I can try, right? Stop! Okay, fine,
fine, fine. Just quit.

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Great. Great.

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It's been real, Danny.

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Shut up.

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Because the best love story is always
the one where you step up and fight for

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yourself.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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That's kind of it. Yeah.

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Cool. Well, I think that brings us up to
speed, eh?

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So... Sorry, what is this for?

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Oh, it's for my TikTok.

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So I'll tell you. I do a little series
on toxic couples.

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You tell me a story and I put a funny
little commentary over the top. It's

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actually going gangbusters. It's 98...
No, 99 views on my last one. Cool, cool,

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cool, cool.

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You do the commentary, I assume? I don't
do the commentary. I use an AI voice

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generator for that. It's Dwight from The
Office.

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Really funny. You want to see it?

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Is that...

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Does Rainn Wilson know that you're using
his voice?

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This couple's marriage is doomed to end
in a painful divorce.

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Like, share, and subscribe for more.

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That's good. Yeah, that's good. That's
really good.

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Is that legal?

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Yeah, it is, because you signed a
waiver. Remember?

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I'm just kidding. But you did sign it.
Do you want me to get Elspeth in here to

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show you what you signed?

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I'm definitely suing this guy.

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Sweetie, did you hear that?

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That's a glitch in me phone.

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Is that a...

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It's gas, I don't know.

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Okay, well, hey, look, I have in front
of me the official divorce agreement, so

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I'll get you to have a read, and we'll
make this shameful life decision

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officially. There you go.

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I'm just joking. There's no stigma
attached.

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None at all, okay?

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I don't really need to read this.

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I don't want anything from Sal. He
deserves to keep all he has, so... No,

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no, no. Look, take it home, read it.

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I'm happy to adjust anything.

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I just don't want to cause you any more
problems, okay? I really want you to be

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happy. I don't... I've got to ask, from
a moral standpoint, are you two

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absolutely certain you want to get
divorced?

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Um... Yeah.

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Yeah, why?

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Because you two are the happiest
divorcing couple I've ever seen.

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It's starting to freak me out.

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I had a couple in here yesterday. The
woman wanted to run over her husband's

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cat. Do you know how bitter you have to
be to want to do burnouts on a man's

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pussy?

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Oh, my God, yeah, wow.

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Very bitter.

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I'm not bitter, because Sal's the best,
and I would never want to hurt him or do

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any of that.

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Yeah, I mean, I respect you too much, so
I wouldn't do that. Yeah, it's pretty

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crazy. Wow, I am very confused, I have
to say, but you are paying me double, so

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fuck it.

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Let's do this.

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You know how to do this, eh, Sal?

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You've been divorced one time before?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Careful, though, mate, you might break
my record.

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Divorce lawyers exist on the other side
of happily ever after.

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They're the business end of love, and
they suck.

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You got a cease and desist coming,
buddy.

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Yeah, I've been divorced too many times.

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Shit, if I get divorced one more time,
I'll get a loyalty card, which is deeply

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ironic, isn't it?

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So, we're both going to be divorcees.

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Yeah, yep.

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That lawyer was... Insane?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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So, how have you been? I've been good.

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Yeah. You? Yeah, good.

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Really busy, but good.

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Yeah, me too.

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Busy.

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How's Renee?

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Renee is good.

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Yeah, she's good.

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It's her birthday today. Oh, tell her I
said happy birthday.

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I will. I will.

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I actually, I got a new job. No way.

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Yeah, I wrote this thing and it got
picked up by an international

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publication and now they kind of want me
to do this series about solo travel

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through Europe, like a starting over
kind of thing.

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That's awesome.

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You deserve it.

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Thanks. Yeah, I'm actually off to
Iceland tomorrow.

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You're going to Iceland?

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Yeah, it's this northern lights piece.
Apparently it's mostly dark this time of

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year. I mean, that is your ideal
climate.

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I know, I was built for an Icelandic
winter, like those pinksy horses.

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I should go.

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All done.

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Hey, for what it's worth, I had a really
nice time being married to you.

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Me too.

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Timing is everything.

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just like old time.

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Hey.

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Hello.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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It's been really busy at work and...
Right, Fatih?

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Work. Crazy. It's crazy, right?

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Oh, super crazy.

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So many volunteers, people, gender
violence people.

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Well, Sal met with the lawyers today
about...

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Okay, you don't have to mouth her name.
She's not Voldemort.

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Right. Didn't have to nap at me. Mom and
Dad.

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Please don't. So, Renee, you're here,
like, a lot.

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We need you two moving in together. Oh,
we're going to move back into our own

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place.

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What?

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Well, we can't live here.

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What are you going to do?

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Rent your whole life in a dusty
warehouse?

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When you feel like you've travelled back
in time, and not in a fun sci-fi way,

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That's the moment to put eject.

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I have to go to the bathroom. Sorry.
Excuse me.

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This is delicious.

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Has Vanessa caught?

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She will. You still feeling sick,
sweetheart?

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No, Mum. My article went... Viral, I
don't have a virus.

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Oh, right.

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Listen,

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I'm really sorry about your father.

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He adores you girls, really. He just has
a terrible way of showing it.

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And I know I don't say this much, but
I'm really proud of you.

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Always wanted you to settle down, but I
know that's not who you are. You don't

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need a man to complete you. You are more
than enough.

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Thanks, Mum.

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Did you like that spell, though?

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Yeah, he's a goodie, that one.

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You sure you don't want me to take you
to the airport tomorrow? Oh, no, it's so

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early. I'll just get an Uber or
something. Fine.

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OK.

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Bye-bye, sweetheart.

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Love you. Love you.

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What are you doing?

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I just need a minute. I think I just
hang out a bit here too, eh?

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It's pretty intense out there.

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What's this?

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Airboy convention?

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Babe, we're having a moment.

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In the bathroom?

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It's private.

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We need to talk. I don't want to talk. I
want to have a private moment in my

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bathroom. Thank you very much.
Absolutely not.

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Okay? As your cousin, I am not not going
to talk about this whole Renee

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situation. What is going on?

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Look, she's pretending like the last
five years didn't happen.

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Yeah, and what's up with your shirt,
bro? Renee likes it. Oh, Jesus, Solomon.

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Look, everything has been about Renee
since we were teenagers.

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Look, I supported it when you guys were
married, but if I'm being honest...

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Don't be honest. I don't want... I like
Harry.

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What? What?

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A lot.

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Look, guys, Harry and I don't work,
okay? And we both decided that we don't

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work. We both agreed on that.

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Plus, Renee is trying.

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She made us dinner.

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Okay, look, I wasn't going to show you
this, but you need to read it.

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Harry's written something about you.

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Is everything okay in there?

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Yeah, yeah, everything is okay.

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Fussy is just... I just had an accident.

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I know you guys are talking about me.

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You know what?

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We'll go.

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Yeah. Let's go.

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You stay.

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Okay.

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I'm really sorry.

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I know it's your birthday.

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If you didn't want to do this, you could
have just told me. Things just fell back

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into place and then I didn't know what
to say. My corona. I thought I wanted

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this. I really did, but... I don't.

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I think you're making a mistake.

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I married my best friend.

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on a random tuesday not because we were
in love but because we thought that we

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could beat the system what i didn't
expect was actually getting a lesson in

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what defines true love is it fireworks
or is it the person who has your back

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no matter how many mistakes you make hot
tip not the fireworks

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Harry, what are you doing up so early?

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You know Ruby doesn't sleep.

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I couldn't let you go halfway around the
world without saying... I told you so.

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No, I wouldn't say that.

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I'm so, so sorry, Ness, for a lot of
things, really.

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You're an amazing, amazing,
overachieving sister, and you show me up

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in every possible way.

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and I just feel like you've just got
everything sorted, always, and there's

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just nothing I can teach you or offer
you because you're, you know, you're

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just so fucking smart.

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There's a lot that you can teach me,
just that some of it is what not to do.

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I'm really sorry that you're getting a
divorce.

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Yeah. It's probably not that much of a
surprise, though, right? Not exactly.

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But I really liked what you two had, and
I don't think it's so crazy after all.

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I know that life isn't a fairy tale, but
I just kind of, like, thought for a

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second, maybe it could be, you know?

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Cam and I, um... Cam and I are going to,
um, counselling, so you weren't so far

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off the mark there.

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Great. Yeah.

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Come on, man, what the fuck?

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Shit. I gotta go.

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This fucking guy. Okay.

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Yeah. I love you.

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I'm coming!

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I'm coming.

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I'm coming. I'm so sorry.

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Bye. Call me when you get to Iceland. I
will. I can't believe you're going to

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Iceland. I know. I love you. I'm sorry.

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What lady loves to sit down, huh? Can
you... Bloody shit, man. Come on. Fine.

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Hey, put my foot properly, man. What the
fuck are you doing? I love you.

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Yeah, bye, dude.

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Morning.

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Morning. This is in the mailbox.

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Bye, Grandma.

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Bye, darling.

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See you, Dad.

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See you.

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We have to talk better.

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You haven't filed the divorce papers
yet?

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I'll get around to it.

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Mom, I know what I did with Harry was...

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out of character and irrational.

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I see that now, okay? And I know you and
Dad think that Renee is better for our

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family and that she fits our family
better.

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Renee is not the one for you, Bitter.

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What?

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Salman, you're a good son.

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You always put everyone else first.

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When you and Renee were pregnant, you
stayed by her side, and your dad and I

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are so proud of you for that.

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But, Bitter, now I think it's time for
you to do what you want.

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You and Dad always wanted me to be with
Renee.

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No. We always wanted you to be happy.

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With Renee, you're... What do the kids
say?

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Punching? Okay.

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She's beautiful, yeah.

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But Harry?

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I saw how that strange white woman
brought you alive.

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Yes, she drinks too much. She has no
faith. She has an unstable job.

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But she wanted what was best for you.

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And I love her for that.

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Well, none of that matters because she's
leaving, so... I know.

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Okay. So it's time.

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Go get her. Her flight doesn't leave for
45 minutes. I'm not going to the

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airport. Come on, don't overthink it.
Just take your keys and go. Oh, just

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wait. Come on, you need to listen to me.
Take your keys and go. Just go. Now?

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Just go. Yes, now. Go and get her.

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Oh, my God, I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
I'm going to do it.

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Okay.

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Don't look at me. Just go.

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Please make your way to gate four.

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Oh,

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my God.

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Harry.

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Harry, please, listen to me.

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Don't get on that plane.

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He's my husband, my ex-husband. Please,
let him go.

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Perspective terrorist, ground floor,
departure.

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He's not a terrorist. I'm not a
terrorist.

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Stop resisting.

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00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,020
Then why were you trying to stop the
plane?

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I'm just here because I love someone,
man.

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Hey, let him go.

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00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:42,820
Let him go. Ma'am, I need you to back
away. He's not a terrorist. He's a

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fucking dentist.

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I'm just a guy.

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Standing in front of a girl being picked
out by security, asking her to love him.

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Come on.

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Get him. Get off him. Ma'am, I need you
to... Come on, you Satan.

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What are you going to do? We're wrecked.

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Oh, my God.

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00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:06,290
Oh, my God.

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00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:09,690
Ma'am, don't you say this.

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I missed your flight.

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I didn't want to go to Europe.

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I'm done that life.

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00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:40,190
Northern lights are more than lights, am
I right?

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So dumb.

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Yeah.

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I never signed the divorce papers.

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00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:53,370
So technically, we're still married.

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00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,310
What?

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This is not how I imagined this
happening.

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00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,820
But... I miss you.

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00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:07,580
Like, a lot. I miss you a lot.

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I miss you too.

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00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:16,300
Look, you always complain about how
you've picked shitty men your whole

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life.

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00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,060
Well, I'm not a shitty guy.

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00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:26,100
I'm a good guy. And you're a great girl.
And you should never be anyone's backup

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plan. You should be the main plan.

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00:22:28,590 --> 00:22:29,590
You should be the first.

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00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:35,590
Like when someone makes a plan and you
are the one that... I get it. I get it.

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00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,530
Thank you for saying that.

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00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:42,870
And I think our pact worked.

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00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:44,810
And it still could work.

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00:22:46,350 --> 00:22:48,890
You mean like, like do it our way?

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00:22:49,390 --> 00:22:51,090
Yes, I do mean that.

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00:22:53,610 --> 00:22:54,610
Are you two done?

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00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:57,590
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sorry, man. Sorry.

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00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,130
Ah,

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free to go.

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00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,590
But maybe next time.

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00:23:06,810 --> 00:23:10,630
Don't run screaming through an airport.
Yeah, yeah. My bad, man.

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00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:11,850
Should know better.

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00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:13,070
Yeah. Yeah.

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00:23:13,210 --> 00:23:14,850
He knows. Yeah, sure.

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00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:16,130
Thank you.

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00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:18,730
Nice guy.

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00:23:18,970 --> 00:23:19,970
Yeah.

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00:23:25,870 --> 00:23:26,870
Want to get ice cream?

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00:23:28,530 --> 00:23:29,530
I'd love to.

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Maybe we all just want the chance to
write our own story our own way.

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00:23:34,970 --> 00:23:36,110
However it looks.

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Without fate or princes or white poofy
dresses and terrible seating plans.

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00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:46,410
Because nobody ever tells you that
happily ever after is just the

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00:23:46,410 --> 00:23:47,410
beginning.

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00:23:47,570 --> 00:23:52,410
But that's a story that I, the real
Rainn Wilson, would love to tell you.

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One upon a time.