1 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:09,208 OKAY, EVERYBODY. LISTEN UP. 2 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:10,583 NOW THAT WE HAVE THE NEW BABY, 3 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,381 THE DUNCAN'S ARE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO 4 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:13,453 OUR SUMMER VACATION... 5 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:14,821 - YAY! - YES! 6 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,048 ( grunts ) 7 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:19,385 LIKE WE USUALLY DO. 8 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,260 THERE'S ALWAYS MORE. 9 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:22,519 WHY IS THERE ALWAYS MORE? 10 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,463 SO, THE PLAN IS TO HEAD UP 11 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:28,825 TO THE MOUNTAINS FOR A FEW DAYS. 12 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:29,932 DAD GOT A GREAT DEAL. 13 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,573 - OH, NO. - THIS IS BAD. - THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. 14 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:34,339 OKAY, I KNOW I GOT A REPUTATION 15 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,398 FOR FINDING LESS THAN STELLAR 16 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:36,396 ACCOMMODATIONS. 17 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:38,167 BUT THIS TIME, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 18 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:40,336 WE'RE GONNA BE STAYING IN A BEAUTIFUL, RUSTIC CABIN 19 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,414 ON, UH... 20 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,043 DEAD MAN'S LAKE. 21 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,250 WHAT WAS THAT? 22 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:49,081 HMM? UM... 23 00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:50,517 ( burbling ) DEAD MAN'S LAKE. 24 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,492 ARE-- ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY 25 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,121 DEAD MAN'S LAKE? 26 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,856 I'M TRYING NOT TO, ACTUALLY. 27 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,230 OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS. ONCE YOU GET PAST THE NAME, 28 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,530 THE PLACE IS AMAZING. 29 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,461 DEAD MAN'S LAKE? 30 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:03,595 WHAT, ARE WE GONNA CATCH SOME DEAD FISH, 31 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:05,501 OR HIKE THROUGH SOME DEAD TREES? 32 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:06,873 ( laughs ) YEAH. 33 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,470 CLIMB ON SOME DEAD ROCKS. 34 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:12,538 OR LIVE ROCKS, WHATEVER. 35 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,508 NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, 36 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:16,543 THAT SOUNDS REALLY NICE. 37 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:17,607 AND I FOR ONE, 38 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:20,445 AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME 39 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,151 WITH MY FAMILY. 40 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:27,559 WE MADE A LOT OF KIDS, BOB. 41 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:28,588 THAT ONE TURNED OUT GOOD. 42 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,262 IVY, HI. OKAY, SO LISTEN UP. 43 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:34,634 BIG PARTY AT MY HOUSE THIS WEEKEND. 44 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,132 MY FAMILY'S GOING AWAY 45 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:37,274 AND I'M GOING TO PRETEND TO BE SICK. 46 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:38,528 SO GET THE WORD OUT THAT... 47 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:39,896 THE DUNCAN FAMILY 48 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:43,473 IS GOING ON A SUMMER VACATION. 49 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,244 ( chuckling ) 50 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,343 IT WAS IVY. I WAS TELLING HER 51 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:47,314 ABOUT THE BIG TRIP. 52 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,411 HONEY, THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU SAID IN THERE. 53 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,613 THAT WAS VERY SWEET. 54 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,554 YEAH, WELL, IT NEEDED TO BE SAID. 55 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,520 ( coughing ) 56 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:56,376 ARE YOU COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING? 57 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,487 OH, NO. IT'S JUST A LITTLE TICKLE. 58 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,489 I'M SURE I WILL BE FINE FOR THE WEEKEND. 59 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:01,591 FAMILY FUN! 60 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,322 YAY! ( coughs ) 61 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:06,455 OH. THERE IT IS AGAIN. 62 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,432 ( rock music playing ) 63 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,934 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 64 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,495 * RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES * 65 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:16,604 * "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" * 66 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,437 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 67 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,942 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 68 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,183 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 69 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,514 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED * 70 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:29,717 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 71 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,590 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 72 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,419 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 73 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:36,364 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 74 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,190 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 75 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:39,626 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 76 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,530 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 77 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,633 * SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 78 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:48,595 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 79 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:52,236 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 80 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:55,784 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 81 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,588 OKAY. 82 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,520 SO, I THINK WE HAVE ALL THE ESSENTIALS. 83 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:10,587 WATER BOTTLES, 84 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:11,764 SUN SCREEN, 85 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:12,762 BUG REPELLANT. 86 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:13,763 LAPTOP, 87 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:14,764 HANDHELD, 88 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:15,595 GAME CONTROLLER. 89 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,668 GUYS. WE'RE ONLY GOING FOR THREE DAYS. 90 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,441 THREE DAYS? 91 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:23,470 WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE GAMES. 92 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:26,666 HONEY, WHERE'S TEDDY? 93 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,537 HERE I AM. 94 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,247 TEDDY, ARE YOU SICK? 95 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,779 YES, AND I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO-- 96 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,984 ( coughs ) 97 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,216 FAMILY VACATION FUN TIME. 98 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,487 OH. 99 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:41,491 BOB, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 100 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:42,492 CANCEL THE TRIP? 101 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,633 OH, NO, NO. YOU GUYS GO. 102 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,258 IVY CAN COME AND STAY WITH ME, 103 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,404 AND MRS. DABNEY'S RIGHT NEXT DOOR. 104 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:50,259 I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW. 105 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,268 PLUS, I WOULD HATE TO GET THE BABY SICK. 106 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,700 THAT'S A GOOD POINT. 107 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:54,844 ISN'T IT? 108 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,540 HEY, WE CAN KEEP AN EYE ON HER 109 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,012 WITH THE HOME MONITORING SYSTEM. 110 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,380 WITH-- WITH THE-- 111 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,039 WITH THE WHAT NOW? 112 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,406 LAST WEEK I DID A PEST CONTROL JOB 113 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:06,676 FOR A HOME SECURITY COMPANY. 114 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:07,824 THEY GAVE ME A SYSTEM FOR FREE. 115 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,018 LOOK. 116 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,350 GOT A CAMERA RIGHT OVER THERE. 117 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,788 SO IT'S ON ALL THE TIME? 118 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,293 24-7. 119 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:18,255 SO, WHILE WE'RE IN THE MOUNTAINS, 120 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:20,292 WE CAN WATCH THE FEED THROUGH MOM'S COMPUTER. 121 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:21,558 AND KEEP AN EYE ON YOU. 122 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,855 YAY. 123 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:26,669 HEY. GUYS, 124 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,300 COME ON, LET'S GO! 125 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:29,466 BYE-BYE, TOBY. 126 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:32,842 CHARLIE, HONEY, THE BABY'S COMING WITH US. 127 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:34,643 OH, NUTS. 128 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:38,576 UM, WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO SAY THAT? 129 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,682 OH, HONEY, BABY NEEDS A CHANGE. 130 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,624 OH, NUTS. 131 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,758 SO THAT'S IT OVER THERE, HUH? 132 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:51,728 Teddy: YUP. 133 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,459 OUR NEW SECURITY SYSTEM, 134 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:56,564 ALSO KNOWN AS THE PARTY KILLER 9,000. 135 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,603 WHY 9,000? 136 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,444 IT'S FUNNIER WITH A NUMBER. 137 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,340 ( chuckles ) 138 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:05,342 IS IT? 139 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:09,537 SO, WILL YOUR PARENTS BE ABLE TO HEAR US? 140 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:10,877 NO, THERE'S NO SOUND. 141 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,511 THEY'LL JUST BE ABLE TO SEE US. 142 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:14,346 THEN I GUESS WE GOTTA CANCEL THE PARTY. 143 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:15,082 WRONG. 144 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,375 I HAVE A PLAN. 145 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,087 ( doorbell rings ) 146 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,388 AND HE'S RIGHT ON TIME. 147 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:23,616 VICTOR. 148 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,657 COME ON IN. 149 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,133 IVY, YOU KNOW VICTOR. 150 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,360 PRESIDENT OF SOUTH HIGH'S AUDIO VISUAL CLUB. 151 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,698 THANK YOU FOR USING MY FULL TITLE. 152 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:36,843 I DON'T ALWAYS GET THE RESPECT I DESERVE. 153 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,370 THIS IS YOUR PLAN? 154 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:40,707 VICTOR THE LOSER? 155 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,340 IT'S PRONOUNCED DELESEUR. 156 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,916 VICTOR, I WANTED TO INVITE YOU 157 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,718 TO A PARTY TONIGHT. 158 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:50,920 SO, YOU, UH, 159 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:54,351 FINALLY GOT RID OF THAT DUMB JOCK, SPENCER? 160 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:56,863 NO. HE'S JUST OUT OF TOWN. 161 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,860 OH, PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT. 162 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,132 ( sighs ) 163 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,130 LOOK, VICTOR. 164 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,861 WE NEED SOME AUDIO VISUAL HELP. 165 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,766 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CAMERAS? 166 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,428 ( laughs ) 167 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,667 DO I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CAMERAS? 168 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,442 OH MAHN DORE TOOL-EE-ELL LAY? 169 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:13,766 OH, WELL, THAT'S ELVISH FOR 170 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,807 "FROM WHAT LAND DO YOU COME"? 171 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,183 ELVISH? 172 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,980 I SLIP INTO IT WHEN I'M EXCITED. 173 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:21,948 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I KNOW EVERYTHING 174 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:22,952 ABOUT CAMERAS. 175 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,653 NEXT TIME, JUST SAY IT LIKE THAT. 176 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:27,824 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 177 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,555 WH-- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 178 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,430 WELL, TO TELL MY MOTHER THIS WASN'T A TRAP, 179 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:32,729 AND SHE MAY PROCEED BACK TO HOME. 180 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:43,903 WOW. 181 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,967 ( "oohs" and "aahs" ) 182 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,836 I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, DAD. 183 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,575 THIS PLACE IS PRETTY NICE. 184 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,880 OH. HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 185 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:52,912 SPOOKY PORTRAIT. 186 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,718 WHO CARES ABOUT A STUPID PICTURE? 187 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,420 I THINK WE CAN CALL THIS A WIN. 188 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,018 YEP. THE EYES FOLLOW YOU. 189 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,988 WELL, I THINK IT'S VERY NICE. 190 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,557 WHAT DO YOU THINK, CHARLIE? 191 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,656 WHY IS TOBY HERE? 192 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,772 OKAY, YOU REALLY GOTTA LET THAT GO. 193 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:16,866 COME ON, LET'S GO CHECK OUT YOUR ROOM. 194 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:17,914 COME ON. 195 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:20,569 WELL, AS LONG AS THE PICTURE'S 196 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:21,878 THE ONLY SPOOKY THING ABOUT THE PLACE, 197 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:22,909 I THINK WE'RE GOOD. 198 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,514 - AFTERNOON. - ( yelling ) 199 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,617 WHO ARE YOU? 200 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,479 NAME'S WILLARD. 201 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,218 I'M THE CARETAKER. 202 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:34,762 BEEN WORKING HERE 30-ODD YEARS. 203 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,058 AND THEY HAVE BEEN ODD. 204 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,028 OKAY. 205 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,859 WELL, WE'RE THE DUNCANS. 206 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:43,903 UM... 207 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,731 WE'RE RENTING THE PLACE. 208 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:48,036 OH, SURPRISED TO HEAR THEY'RE STILL RENTING IT OUT 209 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,038 AFTER THE... 210 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,509 INCIDENT. 211 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:53,009 INCIDENT? WHAT INCIDENT? 212 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,777 I'VE SAID TOO MUCH. 213 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:56,979 COULD YOU AT LEAST TELL ME 214 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,510 WHAT KIND OF INCIDENT IT WAS? 215 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:00,677 HAPPY INCIDENT, FUN INCIDENT? 216 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,516 WELL, I'D BETTER BE GOING. 217 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,622 WAIT, WAIT. BEFORE YOU GO, UH, 218 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:07,964 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS GUY? 219 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,018 SURE I DO. 220 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:12,726 THAT'S COMMODORE ELIJAH T. DEADMAN. 221 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,800 THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED DEAD MAN'S LAKE. 222 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,558 - OH. - ACTUALLY, NO RELATION. 223 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,739 WELL, ENJOY YOUR STAY... 224 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,099 IF YOU CAN. 225 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:25,672 IF YOU CAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 226 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:26,736 IF YOU CAN? 227 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:29,544 YOU SEEM A LITTLE TENSE. 228 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:30,537 HERE. 229 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:31,678 THIS MIGHT HELP. 230 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,524 A COUPON FOR DEAD MAN'S MASSAGE? 231 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:39,946 UNFORTUNATE NAME. 232 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:40,987 GREAT VALUE. 233 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,014 ( drawers open ) 234 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,143 GABE? 235 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,348 - YEAH? - STOP MESSING WITH ME. 236 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,350 STOP? I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED. 237 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,592 YOU MADE ALL THE DRAWERS POP OPEN. 238 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,719 WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 239 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,624 DID THE DRAWERS HURT YOU IN ANY WAY? 240 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:17,594 NO. 241 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,055 WERE YOU HUMILIATED? 242 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,692 NO. 243 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,928 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY WORK? 244 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,095 ( coughing ) 245 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,613 ( sneezes ) 246 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:32,639 OKAY. GOOD FAKE SNEEZE. 247 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:33,743 NOW CHECK YOUR TEMPERATURE. 248 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:36,743 YOU'VE GOT A FEVER. 249 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,147 SHOW ME SOME CONCERN! 250 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,878 OH! 251 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,353 AAH! 252 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,751 OOH! 253 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,853 WHOO! 254 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:47,715 YOU'RE HOT. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BURST INTO FLAMES. 255 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,392 JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING. 256 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,763 NO. WE DON'T WANT IT TO BE INTERESTING. 257 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,633 WE'RE CREATING BORING FOOTAGE OF YOU BEING SICK. 258 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,163 THEN I'LL INSERT IT INTO THE VIDEO FEED, 259 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,367 AND THAT'S WHAT YOUR PARENTS WILL SEE 260 00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,768 WHILE WE'RE PARTYING. 261 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,168 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, VICTOR. 262 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,042 ( clears throat ) EXCUSE ME? 263 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,371 ( sighs ) 264 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:06,705 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, MR. PRESIDENT. 265 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,779 OKAY, IVY. YOU'RE ON. 266 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:11,811 OKAY. 267 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:15,682 NOW TASTE IT. 268 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,690 MM! 269 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,119 MM-MM! 270 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,193 YOU LOVE THE SOUP, 271 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,661 YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH THE SOUP. 272 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,991 DON'T WE HAVE ENOUGH VIDEO? 273 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,055 AND CUT. 274 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,426 OKAY. QUESTION ABOUT THE PARTY. 275 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,873 WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENS AT A PARTY? 276 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,672 WELL, HAVEN'T YOU EVER BEEN TO ONE? 277 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:37,774 NOPE. 278 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,805 ALTHOUGH, THE MEETINGS OF THE AV CLUB 279 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,110 CAN BE QUITE RAMBUNCTIOUS. 280 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,710 ON TIME, GARY'S MOTHER MADE POPCORN! ( laughs ) 281 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,349 YOU KNOW, T, 282 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:53,953 AT SOME POINT, WE HAVE TO ASK OURSELVES, 283 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:54,987 IS IT WORTH IT? 284 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,243 CHARLIE, YOU CAUGHT A FISH! 285 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,868 THIS IS DADDY'S. 286 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,871 THAT ONE'S MINE. 287 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,080 SHE'S CONFUSED. 288 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,781 NO, I'M NOT. 289 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,454 OKAY. 290 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,282 WHY DON'T YOU RUN ALONG NOW, OKAY? 291 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,894 SO, WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO, HON? 292 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,822 WELL, TOBY'S IN THE MIDDLE OF A LONG NAP, 293 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,088 AND I HAVE BEEN ENJOYING THIS NOVEL. 294 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,796 BREATHLESS ETERNITY? 295 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,196 WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 296 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,930 SOME HUNKY GUY WHO LOST HIS SHIRT. 297 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,938 SO, HOW'S TEDDY BEEN DOING? 298 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,040 LET'S FIND OUT. 299 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,184 ( typing ) 300 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,042 Amy: OH, POOR GIRL. 301 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,078 SHE LOOKS MISERABLE. 302 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,880 ( dance music playing ) 303 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,875 YEAH, UH-HUH! 304 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,147 WOO! YEAH! 305 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:01,816 YEAH! I FEEL LIKE VICTOR DA WINNER! 306 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,049 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 307 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,320 PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER. 308 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,018 HOW LONG YOU BEEN WORKING ON IT? 309 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,893 THE SPOOKY PORTRAIT, 310 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,162 THE DRAWERS THAT OPEN BY THEMSELVES, 311 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,859 THE FREAKY CARETAKER... 312 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:39,659 DON'T LAUGH AT ME, 313 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,092 BUT I THINK THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED. 314 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,958 ( creepy laughter ) 315 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,927 DUDE! I SAID DON'T LAUGH AT ME. 316 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,537 THAT WASN'T ME. 317 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,809 WHEN I LAUGH AT YOU, IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS. 318 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,009 ( laughs ) 319 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,010 RIGHT? 320 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,211 SO WHO WAS THAT? 321 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,852 I DON'T KNOW. 322 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:58,848 MAYBE IT'S JUST THE WIND. 323 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,079 - ( scoffs ) - ALL RIGHT? 324 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:00,913 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? 325 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,818 IF WE BUILD A NICE, CHEERFUL FIRE. 326 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:04,621 FIRE'S GOOD. 327 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,191 FIRE WILL WARD OFF EVIL SPIRITS. 328 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,189 - RIGHT. - PLUS WE CAN MAKE S'MORES. 329 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,130 HEY, HAND ME THAT OLD NEWSPAPER. 330 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,089 LOOK AT THIS. 331 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,927 "MURDERS AT LOCAL HOUSE." 332 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,874 IT'S-- IT'S-- IT'S THIS HOUSE. 333 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:19,999 THERE WERE MURDERS HERE. 334 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:23,003 ( thunder ) 335 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,066 GIVE ME THAT. 336 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,373 "THE SHERIFF MADE A GRUESOME DISCOVERY TODAY 337 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,837 WHEN THE BODIES OF A VACATIONING COUPLE 338 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,847 WERE FOUND AT A CABIN ON DEAD MAN'S LAKE." 339 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,049 I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG 340 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,150 WITH THIS HOUSE. 341 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,221 IT'S A MURDER HOUSE. 342 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,278 THANK YOU, DAD. 343 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,047 JUST CALM DOWN. 344 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,956 JUST BECAUSE THERE WAS A MURDER HERE BEFORE, 345 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,619 DOESN'T MEAN THERE'S GONNA BE MORE. 346 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,616 ( thunder ) 347 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,857 TELL HIM THAT. 348 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,429 ( screaming ) 349 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:57,341 ( screaming ) 350 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,910 PJ, GABE. 351 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,209 IT KNOWS OUR NAMES! 352 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,005 IT'S DAD! THE MURDERER'S DAD! 353 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:04,954 ( whimpers ) 354 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,118 HEY, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO? 355 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,146 I'M JUST CHOPPING SOME FIREWOOD. 356 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,094 DAD, THERE WERE MURDERS IN THIS HOUSE. 357 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,090 - ( groans ) - LOOK AT THE NEWSPAPER. 358 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,091 WHERE'S THE PAPER? 359 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,292 THE NEWSPAPER'S GONE! 360 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,133 THE NEWSPAPER'S-- OH, THERE IT IS. 361 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,026 WOULD YOU PLEASE CALM DOWN? 362 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,362 THERE IS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. 363 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,197 - EVENING. - ( yelling ) 364 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:30,143 JEEZ! YOU'VE GOT TO STOP DOING THAT. 365 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:34,070 JUST CAME TO CHECK AND SEE IF YOU WERE STILL HERE. 366 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,277 WHY WOULDN'T WE BE? 367 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,378 NO REASON. 368 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,010 GOODNIGHT, NOW. 369 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,176 WAIT. 370 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,313 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS? 371 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,218 THE MURDERS? 372 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,950 YEAH. THEY WERE NEVER SOLVED. 373 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,186 MOST PEOPLE UP HERE THINK THE KILLER WAS... 374 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,121 ( thunder ) 375 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,317 I'VE SAID TOO MUCH. 376 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,128 YOU NEVER SAY ENOUGH. 377 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,000 PLEASE, FINISH YOUR SENTENCES. 378 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,227 SOME FOLKS THINK THE KILLER IS THE ANGRY SPIRIT 379 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:03,196 OF COMMODORE ELIJAH T. DEADMAN. 380 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,406 ( thunder ) 381 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,211 OF COURSE OTHER FOLKS HAVE A DIFFERENT THEORY. 382 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,053 OKAY. WHAT'S THAT? 383 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:12,949 THAT IT'S ME. 384 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,520 - ( creepy laughter) - ( thunder ) 385 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,430 WELL, SHAGGY AND SCOOBY 386 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,158 ARE CONVINCED THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED 387 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,004 BY A KILLER GHOST. 388 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,427 BOB, COME HERE. LOOK AT THIS. 389 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,967 IVY'S GIVING TEDDY SOUP. 390 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,044 SO? 391 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,271 SO, SHE'S GIVEN HER SOUP 392 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,266 THREE TIMES IN THE LAST HOUR. 393 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,008 IT'S LIKE IT'S ON A CONTINUOUS LOOP. 394 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,283 YOU THINK TEDDY'S UP TO SOMETHING? 395 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,351 SHE'S MY DAUGHTER. 396 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,019 I KNOW SHE'S UP TO SOMETHING. 397 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,379 OF COURSE, SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER, TOO, 398 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,017 SO SHE SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PULL IT OFF. 399 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,460 HEY. TEDDY'S NOT PICKING UP. 400 00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,261 ( phone beeps ) 401 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,062 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 402 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,271 HI, MRS. DABNEY, 403 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,398 IT'S AMY DUNCAN. 404 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,503 NO, DON'T HANG UP. 405 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:13,107 ( dance music playing ) 406 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,240 ( people chattering ) 407 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,480 Teddy: SHH! GUYS-- GUYS. 408 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,515 ( music and chatter stop ) 409 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,332 HI, MRS. DABNEY. 410 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,333 WHAT'S UP? 411 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,434 YOUR MOTHER CALLED 412 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,025 AND ASKED ME TO CHECK ON YOU. 413 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,367 SAID YOU WERE SICK. 414 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,241 OH. ( coughs ) 415 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,570 YEAH, I'VE GOT A REALLY BAD COLD. 416 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,605 SO YOU PUT ON A PARTY DRESS? 417 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,436 IT ALWAYS CHEERS ME UP. 418 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,448 YOU KNOW WHAT CHEERS ME UP? 419 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,621 BUSTING KIDS WHO LIE TO THEIR PARENTS. 420 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,288 REALLY? THAT CHEERS YOU UP? 421 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,420 WE ALL HAVE OUR THINGS. 422 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,786 OKAY, MRS. DABNEY. 423 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,355 YOU GOT ME. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 424 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,104 LUCKY FOR YOU, 425 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,099 THERE'S ONE THING I LIKE MORE 426 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,331 THAN BUSTING KIDS. 427 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,365 WHAT'S THAT? 428 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,430 GETTING MY PARTY ON. 429 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,467 ( chuckles ) 430 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,542 OKAY, SO... 431 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,810 IF I INVITE YOU TO THE PARTY, 432 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,139 THIS STAYS BETWEEN US? 433 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,484 YOU GOT A DEAL. 434 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,109 AH, COME ON IN. 435 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,184 LET ME CALL YOUR MOTHER 436 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,082 AND TELL HER EVERYTHING'S OKAY. 437 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,084 THEN I'LL BE BACK. 438 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,345 OH, ONE QUESTION. 439 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,222 ARE KIDS THESE DAYS STILL DOING "THE HUSTLE"? 440 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,351 WHAT'S THAT? 441 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,645 OOH. YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT. 442 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,358 WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR CHECKING 443 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,426 MRS. DABNEY. 444 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,504 I'M SORRY TO HAVE BOTHERED YOU. 445 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,303 ( phone beeps ) 446 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,365 I DON'T GET IT, SHE SAID 447 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,472 TEDDY WAS LAYING ON THE COUCH, 448 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,503 SICK AS A DOG. 449 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,438 THAT'S NICE. 450 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,382 HI, MOMMY. 451 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,405 MAY WE HELP YOU? 452 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,479 CHARLIE GOT SCARED, 453 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,386 AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA 454 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,148 IF WE ALL CAME AND SLEPT WITH YOU. 455 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,487 NO, I DIDN'T. 456 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,262 SHE'S EMBARRASSED. 457 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,373 OKAY, JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 458 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,396 ( grunts ) 459 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,403 ( giggling ) 460 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,344 ( chuckles ) 461 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,340 HEY! 462 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,871 WHY DO LITTLE KNEES 463 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,165 ALWAYS FIND THAT SPOT? 464 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,407 - OH. - ( giggles ) 465 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,442 ( dance music playing ) 466 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,877 IS THIS A GREAT PARTY OR WHAT? 467 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,346 NO, REALLY. I'M ASKING. 468 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,586 I HAVE NO FRAME OF REFERENCE. 469 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,156 WHERE'S MRS. DABNEY? 470 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,262 I THOUGHT SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE COMING OVER? 471 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,734 MAYBE SHE COULDN'T FIND SOMETHING TO WEAR. 472 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,273 WHERE'S YOUR TURNTABLE? 473 00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,305 I'M READY TO BOOGIE! 474 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:09,421 ( creepy laughter ) 475 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,218 OKAY, WHAT WAS THAT? 476 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,322 IT'S THE GHOST. 477 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,593 - OR THE KILLER. - OR THE KILLER GHOST. 478 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:15,761 OR THE GHOST KILLER. 479 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,459 BOB, WAKE UP. 480 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,463 I'M UP! 481 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,434 I'M UP. I'M UP. 482 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:27,201 ( creepy laughter ) 483 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,474 BOB-- BOB, TURN ON THE LIGHTS. 484 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,941 - ( flips switching ) - THEY DON'T WORK. 485 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,469 ( thunder ) 486 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,744 QUESTION. 487 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,472 WAS THAT WALL DRIPPING RED OOZE 488 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,507 THIS AFTERNOON? 489 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,206 FOLLOW UP QUESTION, 490 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,191 DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THE FLOATING CANDELABRA? 491 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,761 GET OUT! 492 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,730 GET OUT! 493 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,330 ( screaming ) 494 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,534 WHOA! 495 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,732 LAST SUMMER IT WAS US. 496 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:05,338 NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. ( laughs ) 497 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,242 ( screaming ) 498 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:11,335 - ( thunder ) - ( screaming ) 499 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,548 HE'S GOT A KNIFE! 500 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:15,449 YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE... 501 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:19,522 WHEN YOU LEARN YOU'RE ON "SCARY HOUSE." 502 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,462 ( game show music playing ) 503 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:23,719 WHAT'S GOING ON? 504 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,286 "SCARY HOUSE." 505 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,555 AMERICA'S FAVORITE NEW REALITY SHOW. 506 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,304 WHERE WE TAKE AN AVERAGE FAMILY, 507 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,799 AND CONVINCE THEM THEY'RE STAYING 508 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,530 IN A HAUNTED HOUSE. 509 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,296 THIS WAS ALL A PRANK? 510 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,396 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 511 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,007 YOU MADE US LOOK LIKE FOOLS. 512 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,538 YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING. 513 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,684 WE'RE GONNA BE ON TV, YOU SAY? 514 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,694 Willard: When the Duncans checked into "Scary House," 515 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,820 they had no idea what they were in for. 516 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,656 ( laughs ) 517 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,461 ( shrieks ) 518 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:04,564 WOW, MOM. THAT WAS QUITE A SCREAM. 519 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,527 YEAH, THAT WAS PJ. 520 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,301 And if you want to see something really scary, 521 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:15,308 check out what we saw on Mama Duncan's laptop. 522 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,512 ( coughing ) 523 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,610 ( dance music playing ) 524 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,618 WHAT WAS THAT? 525 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,516 UM... 526 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:31,787 THAT IS CALLED "THE HUSTLE." 527 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,494 IT WAS A VERY POPULAR DANCE MOVE IN THE 1970S. 528 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,625 AND WHAT WAS IT DOING IN OUR LIVING ROOM? 529 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:39,595 LOOK, MOM. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THESE 530 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,472 QUESTIONS. 531 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,840 BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO MY VIDEO DIARY. 532 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:45,711 HI, CHARLIE. 533 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,538 WELL, WE HAVE HAD QUITE A WEEKEND. 534 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,384 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S ALL BEHIND US NOW, 535 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,609 SO WHY DON'T WE JUST FORGET IT 536 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,843 AND MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES. 537 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:55,621 SOME OF US 538 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,078 WON'T BE MOVING ON WITH ANYTHING 539 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,686 FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS. 540 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,652 - ME? - YEAH. 541 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:02,588 CAN YOU DIG IT? 542 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:04,820 ( sighs ) 543 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,487 WISH HER GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE. 544 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,633 ( disco music playing ) 545 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,326 OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 546 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,537 HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GOING TO GO ON? 547 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:23,835 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 548 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,446 WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 549 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,456 THAT'S IT. GET YOUR GROOVE ON. 550 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,755 FAR OUT, MAN. 551 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:41,793 I CAN DIG IT. 552 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,368 - HOWDY, FOLKS. - ( screams )