1 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:11,011 I just can't stop thinking about it. 2 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,781 Carol, our newest and arguably worst ghost, 3 00:00:13,915 --> 00:00:16,016 an adulterous mob accountant, 4 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:17,719 does one good deed and... 5 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:19,319 up she goes. 6 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:20,822 I mean, it was a doozy of a good deed, though. 7 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:22,891 You know, she saved Jay, she saved me. 8 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,359 Well, in truth, she didn't really end up saving you 9 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:27,562 but rather took your spot up there. 10 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:30,832 She robbed you of the suck-off that was rightfully yours. 11 00:00:30,965 --> 00:00:32,466 Damn it, Carol. 12 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,636 What's with all the water bottles? 13 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:36,538 Oh, the company that delivers Sam and Jay's water 14 00:00:36,671 --> 00:00:38,305 got bought out by some big conglomerate, 15 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:41,208 and now the service has fallen completely off a cliff. 16 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:42,911 Sam has been trying to cancel for days, 17 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,344 but she can't get a human on the phone. 18 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,046 She's slowly going insane, 19 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:48,382 and it is a joy to watch. 20 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:49,416 Representative. 21 00:00:49,551 --> 00:00:51,719 Representative. 22 00:00:51,853 --> 00:00:52,754 Still no luck, Sam? 23 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:54,556 No. This company is so annoying. 24 00:00:54,689 --> 00:00:56,490 They still haven't picked up the empties. 25 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:58,325 Wait, did they drop off more bottles? 26 00:00:58,492 --> 00:00:59,894 Okay, got it. 27 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,428 You're requesting more bottles. Is that right? 28 00:01:01,563 --> 00:01:03,230 What? No. 29 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:05,733 This is why, in the cult, we always got water from the stream 30 00:01:05,867 --> 00:01:08,503 and milk from the neighbor's dog. 31 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:11,039 Ooh, look at this bad boy. 32 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:13,206 Class A, extended cab. 33 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:16,744 I bet that baby's got some sweet slide-outs. 34 00:01:17,712 --> 00:01:19,212 Hello, there, Samantha. 35 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:20,782 Hi. 36 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:22,416 What do you think of the old girl? 37 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,752 I mean the RV, not Margaret. 38 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,857 I kid. I am still very sexually attracted to her. 39 00:01:29,991 --> 00:01:32,594 I heard a truck. Is that the water delivery guys? 40 00:01:32,727 --> 00:01:34,762 Oh. Hey, Farnsbys. 41 00:01:34,896 --> 00:01:37,230 Hello, Jay. We just wanted to stop by 42 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:39,901 to let you two know that we'll be leaving for a while. 43 00:01:40,034 --> 00:01:42,302 We're embarking on an autumnal tour. 44 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,605 We're doing a little peeping. 45 00:01:43,738 --> 00:01:45,907 - I bet you are. - Oh, wow. 46 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,709 Well, uh, how long are you thinking you'll be gone? 47 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,376 Several months. 48 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,079 We've rented out the house to a lovely young couple. 49 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:53,447 We're going to hit all the major swinger communities. 50 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:56,584 -Apparently, Harrisburg goes hard. -Yeah. 51 00:01:56,718 --> 00:01:58,418 It's true. It does. 52 00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:00,555 So, would you like to take a quick tour of the RV? 53 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:02,389 Yeah, I would not go inside that bus. 54 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:06,628 No, thank you. We're good, but have fun and drive safe. 55 00:02:06,761 --> 00:02:10,130 And, uh, do other things safe. 56 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:13,133 All right, Margaret. All aboard the Pineapple Express. 57 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:16,169 Bye, everyone. 58 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:23,778 Father! 59 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,647 We have big news! 60 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:27,414 Judy and I are getting married! 61 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:29,182 That is wonderful! 62 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,653 We were waiting till my pervert son 63 00:02:31,786 --> 00:02:33,487 and his degenerate wife moved out, 64 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:35,857 and now that day has finally come. 65 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:37,825 Judy not want to risk orgy 66 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:40,260 breaking out during wedding ceremony. 67 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:43,131 Thorfinn completely understand! 68 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,800 Orgy meant for after ceremony! 69 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:51,005 This is wonderful news, Thor. 70 00:02:51,139 --> 00:02:54,942 Yeah, really happy for you, big guy. Representative. 71 00:02:55,076 --> 00:02:57,845 And they doing ceremony in front of screaming window 72 00:02:57,979 --> 00:02:59,179 so Thor can watch. 73 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:00,515 I'm his plus one. 74 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,349 And I know exactly what I'm wearing. 75 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,052 This. 76 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:07,021 Bjorn also bestow great honor upon Thor. 77 00:03:07,155 --> 00:03:09,456 He ask Thor to speak at wedding. 78 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,291 Thor most touched. 79 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,360 Oh, that's great, Thor, 80 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,328 and if you need someone to sing... 81 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:17,031 - We all good. - Hey, guys. 82 00:03:17,165 --> 00:03:18,633 I just got back from the Farnsbys'. 83 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:19,667 Heard the big news, Thor. 84 00:03:19,801 --> 00:03:21,169 Mazel tov. Huh? 85 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:23,470 Please don't say Jewish things and point at me. 86 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,707 Anyway, Sam, guess who's renting the Farnsbys' house. 87 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,475 The names Garrett and Libby mean anything to you? 88 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:30,511 Get out. Seriously? 89 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:32,747 They're this great couple we know from Brooklyn. 90 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,916 Jay, Garrett and Libby are renting the Farnsbys'. 91 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:36,249 This is huge. 92 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,520 So we just moving on from Thor thing? 93 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:42,056 What is so great about Garrett and Libby? 94 00:03:42,190 --> 00:03:43,658 They were like the social chairs of the friend group. 95 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,727 They plan these great couples' trips every year. 96 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:47,195 They look so fun. 97 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:48,563 Last year they went white water rafting 98 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:49,731 in the Yellowstone River, 99 00:03:49,864 --> 00:03:51,199 and then-then, this year, I hear 100 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:53,534 they're planning a scavenger hunt in Bimini. 101 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:56,037 I don't know where that is, but we need to be there. 102 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:58,238 Ugh, these two needy numbskulls. God love 'em. 103 00:03:58,371 --> 00:04:00,240 Why wouldn't they have reached out to us, though? 104 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:01,576 They know we live up here. 105 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,778 Very simple explanation for that-- 106 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,378 they think you're both nuts. 107 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:07,280 Oh, no, Jay. They think we're nuts. 108 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,050 Did they talk to Nico and Sasha? 109 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:11,418 Oh, the couple that thought you wanted to murder them 110 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:13,121 -on Halloween? -Bingo. 111 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,388 Silver lining, apparently, you two are a favorite topic 112 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:17,892 at some very cool dinner parties in the city. 113 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:21,629 Samantha, let not one setback define your social standing. 114 00:04:21,763 --> 00:04:24,431 Your failure at Halloween is just a rumor to these people. 115 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:25,967 They weren't there to see 116 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,434 how truly embarrassing your behavior really was. 117 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:29,469 Yeah, just go say hey. 118 00:04:29,604 --> 00:04:31,973 The ghosts think we should go try to smooth things over. 119 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:33,608 Yeah, I don't know. 120 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:35,408 That sounds like it might get weird. 121 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:37,044 It doesn't have to be weird. 122 00:04:37,178 --> 00:04:38,579 Just go ask for a cup of sugar, 123 00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:41,381 or if their dog is postpartum, some milk. 124 00:04:41,516 --> 00:04:42,984 They just went for a jog. 125 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:44,351 They'll probably be back in a couple minutes. 126 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:45,887 Let's get out to the mailboxes. 127 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,522 Pete says they'll be jogging by any second. 128 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,056 What about Ever Creek? 129 00:04:49,190 --> 00:04:50,591 I don't think the reception will go that far. 130 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:52,927 Oh, uh, we could just call them back later. 131 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,327 Are you joking? 132 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,130 We're six hours in. 133 00:04:56,264 --> 00:04:57,598 We're not hanging up. 134 00:04:57,732 --> 00:05:00,467 I showered with this phone in a bag. 135 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,335 He looked ridiculous. 136 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:05,006 I mean, I imagine he looked ridiculous. 137 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:07,108 Sam, allow me. 138 00:05:07,241 --> 00:05:09,844 We ghosts can't do much, but we can wait on hold. 139 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,013 And certain, very powerful ghosts, 140 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:14,649 can even press one to remain on the line. 141 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,384 My man can leave the property. 142 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,787 You know he can. 143 00:05:19,921 --> 00:05:22,023 - Ooh, so powerful. - That's right, baby. 144 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:24,792 Oh, God, where do we look? 145 00:05:24,926 --> 00:05:27,995 Okay, so the ghosts are in place for the yelling line 146 00:05:28,129 --> 00:05:29,831 in case anyone from Ever Creek picks up the phone. 147 00:05:29,964 --> 00:05:32,465 Hetty, give a test yell! 148 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,368 Samantha's posture is not that of someone 149 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:38,172 attempting to make a good first impression! 150 00:05:38,306 --> 00:05:41,108 -Loud and clear! -Here they come, here they come. 151 00:05:42,577 --> 00:05:44,512 Oh, my God. Garrett and Libby, hi. 152 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:47,215 Uh, hey. 153 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,784 What are you guys doing here? We're checking our mail. 154 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,519 Good improv, Jay. A little first thought, 155 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,287 but sometimes the first thought's the best thought. 156 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,723 Uh, we actually just rented a house in the neighborhood. 157 00:05:55,857 --> 00:05:57,191 The Farnsbys'? 158 00:05:57,325 --> 00:05:58,793 Oh, no way. We live just down the road. 159 00:05:58,926 --> 00:05:59,894 - Welcome. - Yeah. 160 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,361 We love it here. 161 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:02,864 It's so nice to get out of the city, huh? 162 00:06:02,997 --> 00:06:04,866 Oh, yeah, the city was driving us crazy. 163 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,569 I mean, not crazy. Crazy was a poor choice of words. 164 00:06:08,703 --> 00:06:09,637 Oh, because they heard 165 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:10,872 that you were crazy. 166 00:06:11,005 --> 00:06:12,306 Oh, that's sensitive of them. 167 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:13,908 Yeah, it's a great area. 168 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,476 We just got a new brunch spot. Nena's. 169 00:06:16,611 --> 00:06:17,712 Oh, we tried to go there this morning. 170 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,146 Yeah, but the line was, like, nuts. 171 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:22,149 Not nuts. It was long. 172 00:06:22,283 --> 00:06:24,685 -The line there was long, is... -Mm-hmm. 173 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,721 So how are you liking the Farnsbys'? 174 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,522 It's great. 175 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:30,057 You know, we were thinking about turning one of the bedrooms 176 00:06:30,191 --> 00:06:32,492 into a media room, but is it rude to move 177 00:06:32,627 --> 00:06:34,996 all the furniture around in a rental? 178 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:37,064 - I'm sure they wouldn't mind. - Oh. 179 00:06:37,198 --> 00:06:38,833 -Really? That's great. -Yeah. 180 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:41,102 Strike while the iron is hot! 181 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,170 Extend a social invitation! 182 00:06:43,304 --> 00:06:46,040 Uh, so speaking about great restaurants in the area, 183 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,009 which is something we recently talked about 184 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:50,177 before we talked about something else. 185 00:06:50,311 --> 00:06:51,512 Power through. 186 00:06:51,646 --> 00:06:53,080 Uh, anyway, we have a restaurant. 187 00:06:53,214 --> 00:06:54,382 Jay is the chef. 188 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:55,950 It's called Mahesh. Uh, you guys 189 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,551 should join us for dinner there tonight. 190 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,553 Yeah. It'd be so fun. 191 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:03,257 Sure. Why not? 192 00:07:03,391 --> 00:07:05,425 They got a why not! 193 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:07,361 Resigned acceptance! 194 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,530 We'll take it! 195 00:07:09,664 --> 00:07:10,965 Father! 196 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,301 Wedding is tomorrow! 197 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,971 So happy to get to share this special day with you! 198 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,040 Me, too, son! 199 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:21,742 Will be moment I cherish for eternity! 200 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:25,046 Okay. 201 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:27,114 Wait, what happening? 202 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:30,318 You don't think it's weird in front of the window? 203 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,986 No, babe, the point of a home theater 204 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,155 is that it's dark. This is good. 205 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,890 Father! 206 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,558 They intend to block the window! 207 00:07:37,692 --> 00:07:40,094 Your attendance at the wedding is in jeopardy! 208 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,996 Father! 209 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,298 No! 210 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:51,172 To our victory at the mailbox. 211 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:52,640 Ooh, what are they celebrating? 212 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,408 The most incremental bit of forward movement 213 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:55,910 in a potential friendship 214 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,812 with the couple renting the Farnsby house. 215 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:00,081 Disaster has struck! 216 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:01,182 What's wrong, Thor? 217 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:02,750 New renters move furniture 218 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:04,151 in front of screaming window. 219 00:08:04,285 --> 00:08:07,321 Thor can't see son. Will miss wedding. 220 00:08:07,455 --> 00:08:09,523 This time next year, we're gonna be scavenger-hunting 221 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,926 on a beach in Bimini. 222 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,261 That is if, in fact, Bimini is by the ocean. 223 00:08:14,395 --> 00:08:16,263 I'm 80% sure it's an island. 224 00:08:16,397 --> 00:08:18,299 I'm 100 years dead and even I know you can look that up. 225 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:20,768 Jay, Garrett and Libby moved a bookcase 226 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,269 in front of the screaming window. 227 00:08:22,403 --> 00:08:24,305 But how's Thor gonna see the wedding? 228 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:25,673 Yeah, that's the problem. 229 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,274 Thor, this is solvable. 230 00:08:27,408 --> 00:08:29,443 Samantha and Jay will simply broach the subject 231 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,112 at their upcoming dinner tonight 232 00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:33,347 and get the couple to remove the offending object. 233 00:08:33,481 --> 00:08:34,982 Yes. So simple. 234 00:08:35,116 --> 00:08:38,686 You look troubled. Why are you looking troubled? 235 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,321 Samantha, I would hate for you to trample 236 00:08:40,454 --> 00:08:42,957 this nascent friendship with an awkward request 237 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,992 for something that should be none of your concern. 238 00:08:45,126 --> 00:08:46,694 Samantha, please. 239 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:49,163 Son's wedding mean everything to Thor. 240 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:52,033 Thor not there for son's first kill. 241 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:54,802 Not there for Bjorn's first orgy. 242 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,505 That's so sad. 243 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:59,840 Thor not there Bjorn's first wedding, 244 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:02,176 so need to be there for this one. 245 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,313 Okay. 246 00:09:06,447 --> 00:09:08,649 If there's an opening, we'll bring up moving the bookcase. 247 00:09:08,783 --> 00:09:10,351 Damn it, 248 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:13,387 we were on such a "not weird" roll with this couple. 249 00:09:13,522 --> 00:09:16,857 I mean, the successful interaction at the mailbox... 250 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:20,961 Oh, okay, I guess that's all there was. 251 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:22,463 Please continue to hold. 252 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,131 And thank you for choosing Ever Creek, 253 00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:26,734 the Hudson Valley's only choice in water delivery. 254 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,269 Why are they so proud of that? 255 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,204 Dude, you're still on hold? 256 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,540 It's been a nightmare. 257 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:32,873 I mean, I did get a brief chuckle 258 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:34,375 when she said I was 69th in line, 259 00:09:34,509 --> 00:09:35,910 but other than that, it's been a slog. 260 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:38,112 So, just walk away. Who cares? 261 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,881 The thing is, I have a theory. 262 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:42,616 Carol hit the mother lode. 263 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,785 She did a mitzvah so huge 264 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:46,587 it resulted in an immediate ticket upstairs. 265 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,056 We should've jumped on that grenade. We blew it. 266 00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:53,060 Exactly. And opportunities to do good deeds that giant 267 00:09:53,194 --> 00:09:54,195 don't come around very often. 268 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:55,896 But maybe 269 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:59,266 there's a way to do a bunch of little good deeds. 270 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,601 Like waiting on hold. 271 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,470 And then, eventually, they add up 272 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:05,372 and boom, T-Money's hitching a ride on the Suck-Off Express. 273 00:10:05,507 --> 00:10:07,374 I want in. I can help you wait on hold. 274 00:10:07,509 --> 00:10:10,945 No, no, no, no. This is my tiny good deed. 275 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,380 You start helping, you're gonna take half my points. 276 00:10:13,515 --> 00:10:15,116 No, no, no. But-but-but-but you letting me in 277 00:10:15,249 --> 00:10:16,650 and sharing it with me, 278 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,253 that-that feels like its own tiny good deed. 279 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,256 Oh, that's true. Okay, fine. 280 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,125 -But no one else. -Deal. 281 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,759 We appreciate your patience. 282 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:28,996 Press any button or say anything to hang up. 283 00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:30,464 What are these options? 284 00:10:30,599 --> 00:10:33,334 It's a rigged game. These guys are good. 285 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,669 This whole property is so cute, 286 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,138 and the food is amazing. 287 00:10:37,271 --> 00:10:39,340 Well, if you do have any complaints, 288 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,775 I can take them right to the chef. 289 00:10:43,612 --> 00:10:46,581 My man. That mailbox magic was not just imagined. 290 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,415 Enough tiny talk. Bring up bookcase. 291 00:10:48,550 --> 00:10:51,418 They are getting to it. This is conversational foreplay. 292 00:10:51,553 --> 00:10:53,354 What is foreplay? 293 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,990 It's true, he has no idea. 294 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,926 Um, do you guys know about these couples' trips 295 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,794 that we organize every year? 296 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,163 Oh, my God, it's happening. 297 00:11:02,296 --> 00:11:03,964 Uh, uh... Whew. I don't know. 298 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,667 I think we've seen something on Instagram, maybe. 299 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:10,971 Well, uh, this year, we are organizing a scavenger hunt 300 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,807 on this beautiful island called Bimini. 301 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,644 Yes, an island. I knew it. 302 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,378 Well, I don't know what your schedule's like 303 00:11:17,512 --> 00:11:19,113 this winter, but we do have 304 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,949 one slot open, if you guys think you can make it. 305 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,520 We'll check. It's very interesting. Sounds fun. 306 00:11:25,654 --> 00:11:27,522 Cool as a cucumber. 307 00:11:27,656 --> 00:11:30,559 I have rarely been proud of you, but never more so than now. 308 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,459 Bookcase, now. 309 00:11:32,594 --> 00:11:35,296 So, uh, shifting gears... 310 00:11:36,598 --> 00:11:38,533 Oh. I hate this. 311 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,701 What ended up happening with the media room? 312 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,703 - Is it all set up? - Yeah, I mean, 313 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,005 it's not a professional job, but it works. 314 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,707 There was a lot of light in the room, 315 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,342 so we just moved a bookcase in front of the window. 316 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:51,212 -Ooh... -Is that bad? 317 00:11:51,345 --> 00:11:53,214 Yes. Bring it home, Samantha. 318 00:11:53,347 --> 00:11:56,717 It's just not great in terms of, um, feng shui. 319 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,420 Okay. Whatever. 320 00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:01,590 It's fine. 321 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,058 - Yeah. - Okay, Sam, they heard you out. 322 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,826 Samantha, with Bimini in the balance, 323 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,861 I do not advise you to pursue this any further. 324 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,631 What? Keep pressing. 325 00:12:09,698 --> 00:12:11,098 Here's the moment of truth, 326 00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:13,067 where she chooses between her own prospects 327 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,102 - and Thor's happiness. - I'm rooting for Thor, 328 00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:16,337 but also Sam. 329 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,239 Samantha, please. 330 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,008 So, tell us more about this scavenger hunt. 331 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,276 Coward. 332 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,713 She did what she had to do. 333 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,081 Ugh, this is so boring. 334 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:30,050 Before Sam, this would've at least been something to do, but 335 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,519 we have TV now. 336 00:12:31,653 --> 00:12:32,587 I love TV. 337 00:12:32,721 --> 00:12:33,688 TV's the best. 338 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,356 Ugh, why is a play so boring, 339 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:36,558 but TV is so good? 340 00:12:36,691 --> 00:12:40,194 Look, we're, like, 50th in line. 341 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,597 Why don't we go upstairs and watch one show 342 00:12:42,731 --> 00:12:44,298 and then get right back on hold? 343 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,766 Right, we get a little break, and then we come down, 344 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:46,967 we help Sam, and collect our suck-off points. 345 00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:48,769 -Great. One show. -One show. 346 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,705 Maybe two, if it's good or a cliffhanger. 347 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,473 You are now 49th in line. 348 00:12:52,607 --> 00:12:54,275 Plenty of time. 349 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,481 Bimini, here we come, babe. 350 00:13:00,615 --> 00:13:03,484 Thor very happy Livings get to go on precious trip, 351 00:13:03,618 --> 00:13:07,488 while Thor miss out on most important moment of afterlife. 352 00:13:07,622 --> 00:13:10,257 Thor, I tried to bring up moving the bookshelf, 353 00:13:10,391 --> 00:13:11,925 but you saw. It was awkward. 354 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,228 I-I'm sorry, I didn't want to push. 355 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,896 You have to push. 356 00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:18,767 You think village elders just agree to jump off cliff? 357 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,402 No. Sometimes, people need little push. 358 00:13:21,536 --> 00:13:24,405 I mean, "need" is a little strong. 359 00:13:24,539 --> 00:13:26,974 You could've just, you know, let them turn 35. 360 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:30,779 Okay, so I just came back from Libby and Garrett's, 361 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,080 and man, are they singing your praises. 362 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,750 - Ooh, you are in, girlfriend. - Maybe we should keep 363 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,851 the momentum going with, like, a little housewarming gift. 364 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,788 -Cookies. -Well, you better get over there quickly 365 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,155 because they also said they're about to head back 366 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,289 to the city for the weekend. 367 00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,358 Yes! That amazing timing. 368 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,027 Sam, all you need to do is break into Farnsbys', 369 00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:49,196 move bookcase for wedding, then move back 370 00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:51,332 so new friends never know. 371 00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:52,966 Ooh, a candle! 372 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,769 Uh, Jay, Pete said that Garrett and Libby 373 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,771 are going back to the city for the weekend. 374 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,273 No doubt with tales of our normalness for the friend group. 375 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,776 Right, but then Thor wants us to break into their house 376 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:02,876 and move their bookcase. 377 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,512 Okay, no. That's nuts. 378 00:14:04,646 --> 00:14:06,781 You know I am doggedly protective 379 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,182 of your social advancement, 380 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,217 but they will be gone anyway. 381 00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:12,019 Plus, if you guys get caught, at least 382 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,788 that'd be exciting. 383 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,222 I mean, we got a couple ghosts sitting on hold overnight. 384 00:14:15,356 --> 00:14:16,857 - We need this. - If it helps, 385 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,727 I happen to know that the lock on the back door 386 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,228 is broken over there, which is probably why Mrs. Farnsby's 387 00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:22,896 always telling people to come in the back door. 388 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,332 Samantha, 389 00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:28,902 Thor own father die before Thor get married. 390 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,673 He was not there to see Thor wedding. 391 00:14:31,806 --> 00:14:35,909 Was wonderful day, but touched with sadness. 392 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,847 His absence felt most strongly. 393 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,214 Thor says his own father 394 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,049 wasn't able to attend his wedding. 395 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,685 That's rough. 396 00:14:43,818 --> 00:14:47,589 We drank mead and had great feast. 397 00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:49,591 Table full 398 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:52,159 many, many rams' testicles. 399 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,396 But two testicles were missing. 400 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,265 Those of my father. 401 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:01,503 That was beautiful, sort of. 402 00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:03,538 Jay, I... 403 00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:06,373 -We're breaking into the Farnsbys', aren't we? -Yep. 404 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,181 Yes. Pete was right. 405 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,950 I'll take "things Carol never said" for 600, Alex. 406 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:20,020 She stole my slot in heaven, the final insult. 407 00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:22,423 Come on, this way. 408 00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:24,291 Bet she's hanging out with Alex right now, 409 00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:25,660 laughing at me. 410 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,029 Okay. 411 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,031 That is heavy. 412 00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:34,702 -Someone's muscles are pumped. -George the Puritan ghost says hi. 413 00:15:34,836 --> 00:15:36,905 Samantha, thank you so much for making it possible for father 414 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,372 to attend ceremony. 415 00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:40,575 Thor can see! Grateful! 416 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:43,277 So glad you could make it! 417 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,779 Oh, yeah, there is a glare on the TV. 418 00:15:44,913 --> 00:15:46,113 I can see why they did that. 419 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,415 Okay, let's get you kids married. 420 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:49,884 The wedding's about to start. 421 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:53,454 And I shouldn't watch TV during the wedding. 422 00:15:53,588 --> 00:15:56,223 -No, Jay. -Okay, cool. I'll just be on my phone. 423 00:15:56,390 --> 00:16:01,195 Idea: The Golden Bachelor, but for young people. 424 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,331 They have that. It's called The Bachelor. 425 00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:07,267 What? Then why are we watching these old bags? 426 00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:08,969 I'll be right back. 427 00:16:10,772 --> 00:16:12,172 Whoa, aren't you gonna watch the final rose? 428 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:15,175 I feel like Gertrude's about to get crushed. 429 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,612 Just got to stretch my legs. 430 00:16:20,815 --> 00:16:23,250 I mean, who am I kidding? I'd get with all these ladies. 431 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,453 And so, by the power vested in me 432 00:16:26,588 --> 00:16:28,623 via Sam, via the internet, 433 00:16:28,756 --> 00:16:32,426 I now pronounce you man and wife! 434 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:37,097 Yes! Take her now, and we watch as Odin commands! 435 00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:40,802 Okay, I was thinking maybe just a classic kiss the bride. 436 00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:48,275 They're married now, Jay. 437 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,979 Great. It's an honor to be here. 438 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:54,314 Now, it's time we all hear from the father of the groom! 439 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,383 Thor, buddy, take it away! 440 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,556 Bjorn. Judy. 441 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,192 Congratulations. 442 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,865 Oh, I think that's it. 443 00:17:10,999 --> 00:17:13,500 So beautiful, Father! 444 00:17:13,635 --> 00:17:15,637 It really was. 445 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,540 What was that? 446 00:17:18,673 --> 00:17:20,240 Oh, no! 447 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,042 The renters are back. 448 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,978 George says Garrett and Libby are back. 449 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,213 What? No. 450 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,682 What happening? 451 00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:28,883 Garrett and Libby are back. 452 00:17:29,017 --> 00:17:30,350 Pete, you don't need to whisper. 453 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,887 Oh, right. Garrett and Libby are back! 454 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,622 Stay on the line. 455 00:17:34,789 --> 00:17:36,558 We're thirsty to help you. 456 00:17:36,691 --> 00:17:39,326 -The worst. -What are you doing? 457 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,029 I-I was just checking to make sure 458 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,329 we had time for another episode. 459 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,998 Oh, yeah, right. 460 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,700 You're trying to steal this good deed for yourself, 461 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,434 so you can get all the suck-off points. 462 00:17:47,569 --> 00:17:49,202 Fine. Okay? You're right. 463 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,539 But I-I deserve them. I've been here way longer than you. 464 00:17:51,673 --> 00:17:54,274 So what? This whole thing was my idea. 465 00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,476 - You're being selfish. Oh. But you're being a baby. 466 00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:58,580 You are the next caller in line. 467 00:17:58,713 --> 00:18:00,414 You nincompoops, what are you doing? 468 00:18:00,548 --> 00:18:02,349 We're next in line. 469 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,886 -I'll alert Samantha. -Whoa, whoa. -The hell you will. 470 00:18:05,019 --> 00:18:06,554 He's trying to get in on our good deed 471 00:18:06,688 --> 00:18:09,089 so he gets one step closer to getting sucked off. 472 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,627 Hold on, you're only performing this kind act 473 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,064 to accrue credit towards an eventual ascension? 474 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,932 That's genius. 475 00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:20,535 And it's mine. Samantha! 476 00:18:20,668 --> 00:18:23,236 -Get back here! -This is my good deed. 477 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,772 I thought they went to the city. 478 00:18:24,906 --> 00:18:26,373 Cool, well, we'll just tell them that 479 00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:28,475 when they catch us in their house. 480 00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:29,978 Go out the window. That's what the milkman did 481 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,046 when my husband almost caught us in 1952. 482 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,447 We're not going out the window. 483 00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:35,817 I'm just saying, that trellis held Tommy, 484 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:37,417 and he was quite sturdy. 485 00:18:37,552 --> 00:18:38,786 Milk did that body good. 486 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,387 Samantha! 487 00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:43,958 Samantha! You're next in the-- Oh, my hair! 488 00:18:44,092 --> 00:18:46,326 -You got to get back here now! -You're the next caller! 489 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,462 They're saying you're next in line, Sam. 490 00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:50,064 You got to go pick up the phone. 491 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,967 -Jay, Ever Creek. We're next in the queue. -No. 492 00:18:53,101 --> 00:18:55,670 Estimated wait time, two minutes! 493 00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:57,805 Hi there, Isaac! 494 00:18:57,939 --> 00:18:59,172 What are you wearing? 495 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:02,076 Yeah. Uh, same thing, George! 496 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,746 Okay, you go out the window, 497 00:19:04,879 --> 00:19:06,279 and I'll move the bookcase back. 498 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,515 I don't want to leave you. 499 00:19:07,649 --> 00:19:08,850 Watch and learn, you two. 500 00:19:08,983 --> 00:19:10,250 That's how you do a marriage. 501 00:19:10,384 --> 00:19:11,786 I'll figure something out. 502 00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:14,522 It's Ever Creek, babe. We can't let them win. 503 00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:17,625 Traffic was crazy. 504 00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:19,627 Absolutely. 505 00:19:19,761 --> 00:19:22,630 Why don't we just stay in and watch a movie tonight? 506 00:19:22,764 --> 00:19:24,666 Right? Like, we have that whole media room. 507 00:19:24,799 --> 00:19:25,867 I like that. 508 00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:33,107 So what movie you want to watch? 509 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,143 - I don't know. - They have a ton of DVDs. 510 00:19:41,149 --> 00:19:44,018 It's been a minute since I've been in the closet. 511 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,353 They have Swingers. I love this movie. 512 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,523 Oh, no. Is not what they think it is. 513 00:19:48,656 --> 00:19:51,291 -Let's watch it. -All right. 514 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,862 No. Not on my wedding day. 515 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,071 Well, isn't this a rare string of wins for our young couple. 516 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,305 You pulled off a Viking wedding, you managed 517 00:20:05,439 --> 00:20:07,240 not to alienate your new friends, 518 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,811 and you are soon to be Bimini-bound. 519 00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:11,012 And don't forget you successfully 520 00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:12,046 canceled your water account. 521 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:13,081 Thanks to me. 522 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,549 -And me. -Mostly me. 523 00:20:14,682 --> 00:20:16,383 Wait, why does Jay seem so upset? 524 00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,251 Well, while Jay was trapped in the closet, 525 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,922 Garrett and Libby put on some unfortunate viewing material. 526 00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:22,355 You okay, babe? 527 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,158 The sounds. 528 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,727 I can still hear them. 529 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:27,028 You're lucky you just heard them. 530 00:20:27,161 --> 00:20:29,530 I saw things. Bad things. 531 00:20:29,664 --> 00:20:31,566 I'm confused. Why didn't Garrett and Libby 532 00:20:31,699 --> 00:20:34,367 just turn off the septuagenarian erotica? 533 00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:35,703 None of us could move. 534 00:20:35,837 --> 00:20:38,706 So many knees popping. 535 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,775 Thought it was the Fourth of July. 536 00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:42,076 Gross. 537 00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,244 Who am I kidding? I'd watch that.