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Previously on "Wrecked"...

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The pirates came here
on a cruise ship?

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Specifically, a Red Hot
Chili Peppers tribute cruise?

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Full throttle.

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We're going home!
[ Cheering ]

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This thing whole thing
with Owen and Florence,

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it's like, "Remember me,
your old best friend?"

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Did you really think I was
gonna let you rot in the pit
your whole life? Come here.

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What? I'm sorry.
Who are you?

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It's me -- Corey.
Do you not know who I am?

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Who the hell is this guy?
Corey!

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I've literally been
on the island the entire time.

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Will you marry me, like,
for reals?
Yes!

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[ Laughs ] Yeah!
[ Squeals ]

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[ Dramatic music plays,
air hisses ]

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[ Laughing ]

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**

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Todd: Announcement time,
dummies,

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so shut up and listen
to smokin'-hot fiancée.

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Babe?

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So, all this time
out here on the boat --

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it's really given us
a chance to think.

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You know, the reality is,
when we get back home,

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we'll probably all go
our separate ways.

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That's why while we're all
still here, me and Todd

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are getting --
We're getting married!

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[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah!

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Whoo!
Right here
on the boat.

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You guys
are all invited.

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And we wanted to tell
you guys first, because, well,

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you guys
are our best friends.

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Aww.

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Corey: And you're
our best friends!

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Whoo! [ Laughs ]
Wow!

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Todd and Jess
finally wed! Yeah!

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I just got to say,

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watching your love blossom
these past few months...

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has been one of the greatest
pleasures of my life --

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of our lives.

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Oh, my God.

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I should
officiate the wedding.

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I'm ordained.
It would be such an honor.

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That's, of course,
if you'll have me. [ Chuckles ]

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Who are you,
bro?

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What?
Who are you?

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Who am I?
I'm Corey.

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Corey.

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Corey!

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Seriously?!
Co-- I saved your life!

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I saved your life
from him!

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No,
I don't think so.

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Yes, I did!

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I absolutely did!

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Florence,
you remember!

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[ Chuckling ] Okay.

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Okay.
I get it.

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I see
what's going on here.

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You're pulling
my chain.

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[ Chuckles ]
You're joshin' me.

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It's not gonna work
this time, Todd.

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Seriously, Josh,
I don't --
Corey!

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Uh --
My name is Corey!

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Say it!

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Say it at the same time
that I say it!

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Gordy.
Cor-- Corey!

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**

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I'm gonna wear this dead lady's
dress to the wedding.

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What are you
gonna wear?

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Yeah.
You know what?

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I was thinking
that, uh...

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I might not go
to the wedding, so...

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What are
you talking about?

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It's Todd and Jess.

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They are literally
the only other couple we know.

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See, that's the thing,
though.

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It's like...man,
are we even a couple?

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What?!

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Okay, it's like we just started
hooking up, right?

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We're probably
gonna get rescued soon,

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and then I-I think --
I think I'm just unclear

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on, like, what is
supposed to happen

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when we get back.

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'Cause we don't even live
in the same city,

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so does that mean
that one of us is gonna, like,

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move to
the other city?

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Am I gonna, like,
pack up all my stuff?

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Am I gonna help you
pack up all your stuff?

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Like, how --

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Okay.

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Have you seen
the movie "Speed"?

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Of course.
Okay.

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In the movie "Speed,"
Sandra Bullock and Keanu

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fall in love
on a speeding bus, right?

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But then by the time
that "Speed 2: Cruise Control"

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comes out,
they're not together anymore.

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Why do you think
that is?

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'Cause Keanu
didn't want to do the sequel?

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No, it's because
their relationship only worked

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in a time of crisis.

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Sorry, what does this have to do
with Todd and Jess' wedding?

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Going to a wedding is something
that normal couples do,

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and we don't even know

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if we're ever gonna be
a normal couple.

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That's...

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[ Scoffs ] Okay.

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You know, I'm not gonna let
your weird relationship hang-ups

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ruin this wedding
for me,

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and I certainly won't let it
ruin "Speed."

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[ Door closes ]

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Oh! Pack!
[ Chuckles ]

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Hey.

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Fancy seeing you here
in the captain's quarters.

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I guess we both
had the same idea.

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Yeah.
Find a suit.
Jerk off
on the bed

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and wipe my knob
on the curtains.

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What did you say?

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What --
What did you say?

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I'm looking
for a suit.

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Yeah, same --
looking for a suit.

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Okay.
Yeah.

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So...let's do it.

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Let's look
for those...suits.

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Okay.

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Aha!
Lucky days!

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Look at that --
captain's whites!

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You know,
I could have been in the navy.

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I had the height,
but, of course, I can't swim.

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I look good
in white.
Shut up!
Shut up!

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Pack: I think
I found something!

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There's no need
to be rude.

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We both found things.

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**

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Oh, my God!

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Don't jump!
[ Laughs ]

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Okay.

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What are you doing
out here, man?

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Where's Florence?
I don't know.

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We kind of
had a...fight.

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Oh, no!
That sucks.

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See, I'm just trying to explain
to her that right now,

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we might feel like
Keanu and Bullock in "Speed,"

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but when we get home
and we're not in danger anymore,

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we might feel
more like

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"Speed 2: Cruise Control."
"Speed 2: Cruise Control."

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Thank you.
You get me.

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Yeah, I get it.
You're totally Keanu.

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And if she doesn't think that,
then -- psh! --

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let her go find
some Jason Patric.

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Totally.
Who? What?

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Jason Patric.
Who's that?

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The guy that replaced Keanu
in "Speed 2."

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They replaced Keanu?

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Now, he and Sandy --
they had chemistry.

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But Keanu was never supposed to
be with her in the first place.

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He was supposed to be
with his bud, Jeff Daniels,

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'cause Jeff Daniels was the guy
in his ear the whole time.

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Okay, good.
Good. Yeah.

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I got to go find Florence.
I got to apologize.

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Thank you,
Danny.

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$165,000!

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Guy Ritchie!

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But who do you think
left it here?

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The pirates!
Steve, this is a pirate ship!

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Oh, yeah.
I mean, obviously.

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Yeah,
the pirates.

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Good.

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So, we'll split it up
with the rest of them.

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What's $165,000
divided by 35?

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Uh...

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I want to say $7?
$7?

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What if we didn't share it
with the others?

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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Keep it a secret?
Think about it.

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If we split it with everyone,
that's like...

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$7.
Exactly.

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But if we split it
just between the two of us,

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then that's like...

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8...

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7...
80...

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...uh,
pretty much $80,000.

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Wow!
Pretty much $80,000?

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And if you want to keep
that pretty much $80,000...

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we're gonna have to keep this
between us.

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Ohh.

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I got to warn you,
I can't keep a secret.

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You're a grown man.

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It's burning inside me already.
I'm gonna tell someone.

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Steve, just --
Steve.
Ohh!

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Lock it up.
[ Inhales deeply ]

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Okay.
It's locked.

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You know, um,
you look like a born-again --

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Hey, Florence.
Wow.

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You look...incredible.

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Hi, Chris.
It's Corey.

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Whatever.

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Uh, Florence, I wonder
if I could talk to you alone

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for just a moment
about the wedding.

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Um, it's funny
you mention that,

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because Chris here just asked me
if I want to go with him,

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'cause Chris
likes weddings

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and he's not weird
about them.

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Isn't that right,
Chris?

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Yeah.
TBH, I love weddings.

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[ Chuckling ]
And, actually, it's, uh, Corey,

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but I can tell that Owen's
getting you flustered,

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so it's
no big deal.

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I'm sorry, aren't you
supposed to be officiating?

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Um, a minister
can have a date, Owen.

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It's not
the Dark Ages.

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[ Both laugh ]

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Oh, my God!
[ Laughs ]

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And you're fine
with that, right,

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because we're not
a normal couple?

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No, I'm great with it.
I want you to go.

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Good.
Because it's happening!

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I'm gonna go to this frickin'
wedding with this guy,

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and we're gonna have
a great frickin' time!

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Great!
I hope you do!

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OMG!

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Corey,
she is into you, bud.

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She's into you.

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[ Electricity buzzes, feedback ]

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[ Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"
playing on guitar ]

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Oh, man.

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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What can I say, man?
Oh, wow.

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Wow.

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Dearly beloved,

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we are gathered here today
to celebrate love.

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Let's face it --

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Todd and Jess are basically
the Jim and Pam of the island.

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At least
that's what she said.

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[ Laughter ]

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That's --

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[ Laughter continues ]

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Your suit
looks good, man.

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Ohh.

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I cannot believe that she
came to this wedding with that.

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It, uh --
It's my understanding that...

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I mean, look at him.
He's goofy.

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The guy's goofy.

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Dude,
I know you're bummed,

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but look
on the bright side.

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Now you get to hang
with the Dan Man!

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Hey, can you guys
shut the [bleep] up?!

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I'm trying
to listen to the vows!

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Jesus.

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All:
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

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[ Cheering ]
Ohhhh!

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[ Laughs ]
Whoo!

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Oh, God,
the money --

254
00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,100
I can't stop
thinking about it.

255
00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:28,568
Look at everyone.

256
00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:31,805
They can smell it
on us.
Jesus, Steve,
chill out!

257
00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,941
Pack! Steve!
Thank you guys for coming!

258
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,243
Oh, my God.
I love the suits!

259
00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,111
You guys
are killing it!

260
00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,246
Oh, please.

261
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,948
The only one in white
who matters today

262
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,083
is this lady angel.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, stop.

263
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,485
You look like
165,000 bucks.

264
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,754
A million bucks!

265
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,388
I mean a million.
That's insane.

266
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,257
Who even has $165,000?

267
00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,826
[ Chuckles ]
Certainly not me.

268
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,762
Or him. So, we --
Okay, you know what
we're gonna do?

269
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,396
We're gonna go to the bar.
Congrats again, Jess.

270
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,898
You look radiant.

271
00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,100
Ah, thank you.
Pull yourself
together, man!

272
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:04,304
**

273
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,640
Champagne
for my real friends,

274
00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,909
real pain
for my sham friends.

275
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:09,943
[ Laughs ]

276
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:13,013
You're right.
I should do something.

277
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,182
What?

278
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,449
**

279
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,918
[ Feedback ]

280
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,453
Uh, can I have your attention,
please?

281
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:21,955
I'd like to make a toast.

282
00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:22,956
Todd: Yeah!

283
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,624
[ Cheering ]
Roast me, pretty boy!

284
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,193
Come on!

285
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,861
Yeah, I'm not -- I'm not really
much of a wedding guy.

286
00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:30,297
In fact,
I-I usually try and avoid 'em.

287
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,767
But, um, when I see what
Todd and Jess have together,

288
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,969
it makes me reconsider.

289
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:39,940
Telling someone how you feel
about them can -- can be scary.

290
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,876
You know,
it all happens so fast.

291
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:46,213
But if you're lucky enough
to find someone in this world

292
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,848
that makes you happy,

293
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:51,218
then you should do whatever
it takes to hold on to them...

294
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,886
at whatever speed.

295
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:57,490
**

296
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:58,792
To Todd and Jess!

297
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,694
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah!

298
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,562
[ Crying ]
You got me, man.

299
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,332
He got me,
everybody.

300
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,335
[ Electronic music playing ]

301
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,704
[ Exhales sharply ]

302
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,473
[ Exhales sharply ]

303
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,242
I found some money.

304
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,477
Cool!

305
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,846
I had to
tell someone.

306
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,881
And you're a bit
of a lost vagrant,

307
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,582
caught between
the tides.

308
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,084
It's not like
you're gonna tell anyone.

309
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,185
[ Chuckles ]

310
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,888
Speaking of finding shit,
though...

311
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,423
What's that?

312
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,359
It's kush.
It's weed.

313
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,994
You want
to toke some?

314
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,929
Um, no,
I'm good for now.

315
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,697
You've already
had a little?

316
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,032
Yeah,
I've had a "lottle."

317
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,701
Oh,
I feel much better.

318
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:44,437
How much scratch
did you find, anyway?

319
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:47,174
Oh,
around $165,000.

320
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:51,611
[ Dramatic music plays ]

321
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,914
Well,
ain't that somethin'?

322
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,750
How 'bout that speech,
huh, Corky?

323
00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:58,786
That Owen's got himself
a silver tongue.

324
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,187
Yeah,
I guess.

325
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,389
Honestly, he's really starting
to piss me off.

326
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,857
Tell me about it.

327
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:07,594
Looked like he and Florence
were vibing pretty hard.

328
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,062
What are you saying?

329
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,598
Oh, just if you don't
do something,

330
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:16,069
pretty soon, he might be using
that silver tongue on her.

331
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,137
On her?

332
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,739
What does that even --
[ Gasps ]

333
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,309
You got to fight
for what's yours, buddy.

334
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,743
Oh, my God.

335
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,079
* Everything's in the groove *

336
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:33,586
* The love I have for you *

337
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,089
* Oh, baby *

338
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:39,159
* When I'm with you *

339
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,130
So, uh...
* Everything's all right *

340
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,899
...Chet has a gun
to my back.

341
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:49,102
What?
'Sup, Pack?

342
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,004
Where's my money,
dickface?

343
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,240
I left you alone for
two minutes! You told
him about the money?!

344
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,908
Steve: I didn't think
he would do it!

345
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,910
The guy could barely string
a sentence together!

346
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,947
How did he get a gun?!
There's a lot we don't know
about Chester Montgomery.

347
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,648
Your name
is Chester Montgomery?

348
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,850
It has to be.
Wow.

349
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,484
Now, here's what
we're gonna do.

350
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,786
The three of us are gonna
stroll out of here real mellow.

351
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,288
Okay? And then
you're gonna take me

352
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,357
straight to
that bag of cash.

353
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,591
Get it?

354
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,026
Yeah.

355
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:16,029
* Everything is all right *

356
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,530
Congratulations, kids.

357
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,166
Todd: Hey, thanks,
broseph.

358
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,134
* You know
you light me up inside *

359
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,036
* You know you turn me on *

360
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,704
* You've got me burnin' up *

361
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,139
* Girl, you've got it goin' on *

362
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,474
Owen!

363
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,976
Oh, my God!

364
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:32,645
Dude, that speech up there
was absolutely incredible!

365
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,813
Just kidding.

366
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,983
I hated
your stupid speech.

367
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,450
What?
Wow.

368
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,720
This suit -- who has had
a chance to drink this thing in?

369
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,389
That is
a sharp suit.

370
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,623
Psych-out again.

371
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,192
I hate
your stupid little suit,

372
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,194
except for the embroidery
on back,

373
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,996
which is actually
pretty bad-ass.

374
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,363
Hey, man,
why don't you just relax?

375
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,365
[ Mockingly ] "Hey, man,
why don't you just relax?"

376
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,567
[ Normal voice ]
Why don't you relax, okay?

377
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,904
Florence chose me,
not you,

378
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,739
so stay away from her...
or else.

379
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:02,375
This has been
an incredible chat!

380
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,677
When you guys get a sec,
you got to talk to this guy.

381
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:05,913
Lot of wisdom,
lot of knowledge.

382
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,748
Dude, we have got to hang out,
and we will.

383
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,417
You know we will.

384
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,851
Just kidding.

385
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:18,791
I would never hang out
with you in any situation.

386
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,396
[ Dramatic music plays ]

387
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,232
Pull the money out,
Pack.
Ah.

388
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,200
Don't try anything,
or I'll go,

389
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,769
"Blap! Blap, blap,
blap, blap, blap, blap!"

390
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,104
Oh, so many blaps.

391
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,772
So, what, Chet?
What's your plan?

392
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,607
You're gonna take the money
and swim for it?

393
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,109
Y-You're gonna
kill us first?

394
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,345
Take it from me, Chet --
you don't want to kill anyone.

395
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,579
[ Laughs ]

396
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,581
Oh, you think I haven't
killed someone before?!

397
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,183
Trust me,
these dirty hands

398
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,285
have killed many people!
Oh! Oh!

399
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,054
And for 165 thou,

400
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,455
I'll kill again --

401
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,958
anybody that stands
in my --
[ Clattering ]

402
00:14:56,429 --> 00:15:00,934
You were threatening my life
with a beer bottle?!

403
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,037
[ Chuckles sheepishly ]

404
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,705
I'll kill you!

405
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,975
[ Both grunting ]

406
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,477
Steve,
what are you doing?!

407
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,813
Aaah!
I'm gonna
thumb his eyes out!

408
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,548
Aah! Stop! Aah!

409
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,916
[ Grunts ]

410
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,719
Steve, you just said
you don't want to kill anyone!

411
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,354
I don't know
what came over me.

412
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,490
Ugh!

413
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,425
**

414
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,294
The son of a bitch
clocked me.

415
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,129
The money!
He took the money!

416
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,563
Get him!
Right!

417
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,931
**

418
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,933
* Oh, oh, oh, yeah *

419
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:37,270
Hey. Listen,
that speech was just --

420
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,571
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speech. Whatever.

421
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,107
Listen, that guy
that you're with --

422
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,608
Kyle, Kirk,
whatever his name is --

423
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,842
Carl.
Okay, whatever.

424
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,277
That guy
is a total psycho,

425
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,679
and you need to get away
from him, like, right now.

426
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,148
What is wrong
with you?

427
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,949
First you tell me you don't want
to come to the wedding,

428
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,851
and then you show up
and make some big speech,

429
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,620
and now
you're acting jealous?

430
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,022
Jealous?

431
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,757
Yeah.
Is a lion
jealous of a potato?

432
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,859
Oh, my God.
You think you're a lion?

433
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,694
Well, I'm certainly not
a potato!

434
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,163
[ Chuckles ]
Hey, Florence.

435
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,631
Everything okay
over here?

436
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,334
Yeah. Couldn't be better.
Hey, but let's go dance.

437
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,036
[ Nelly's "Hot in Herre" plays ]
I frickin' love
this song.

438
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,337
Yeah,
I'd love to.

439
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,539
We'll be
right back, except...

440
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:13,873
no,
we won't.

441
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,943
* Oh! *

442
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,279
**

443
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,480
Hey, man.

444
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,350
Uh, sometimes you win some,
sometimes you lose some,

445
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,851
and sometimes
you drink some.

446
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,219
[ Laughs ]
Okay, thanks.

447
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,021
She's just doing this
to make me jealous.

448
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,456
Hey, Karen...
Mm-hmm?

449
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,790
...let's dance.

450
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,825
It's about
[bleep] time.

451
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,694
* Good gracious,
ass is bodacious, unh *

452
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,630
* Flirtatious,
tryin' to show patience *

453
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,831
Yah!
Huh!

454
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,567
It's mine!

455
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,335
* Waitin' for the right time
to flash them keys *

456
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,337
* Then, um, I'm leavin',
please believin' *

457
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,506
* Me and the rest
of my heathens *

458
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,341
* Check it, got it locked at
the top of the Four Seasons *

459
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,178
* Penthouse, rooftop,
birds I'm feedin' *

460
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,546
* No deceivin',
nothin' up my sleeve *

461
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,014
* No teasin' *

462
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,384
* I need you to get up,
up on the dance floor *

463
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,719
* Give that man
what he askin' for *

464
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,354
* 'Cause I feel like
bustin' loose *

465
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,022
* And I feel like touchin' you *

466
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,424
* Unh, unh *

467
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,259
* And can't nobody
stop the juice *

468
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,860
* So, baby, tell me,
what's the use? *

469
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,263
* I said,
"It's gettin' hot in here" *

470
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,498
* So what? *

471
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,433
* So take off all your clothes *

472
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:18,105
* I am gettin' so hot,
I'm gonna take my clothes off *

473
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,906
* It's gettin' hot in here *

474
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,774
* So what? *
* So take off all your clothes *

475
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,210
Ohhh! Ohh!
Sorry!

476
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,711
* I am gettin' so hot *

477
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,379
* I'm gonna
take my clothes off *

478
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,282
Aah!
Uh-uh-uh-uh-yuh!

479
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,118
* Mix a little bit of ah, ah *

480
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,419
* With a little bit of ah, ah *

481
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,953
* Let it just fall out *

482
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,622
* Give a little bit of ah, ah *

483
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,290
* With a little bit of ah, ah *

484
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:38,558
* Let it hang all out *

485
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,127
* With a little bit of ah, ah *

486
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,428
* And a sprinkle
of that ah, ah *

487
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,062
* Let it just fall out *

488
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,597
* I like it when you ah, ah *

489
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,966
* Girl, baby, make it ah, ah *

490
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,201
* Ohh *

491
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,602
One more step
and I'll drop it!

492
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,139
[ Dramatic music plays ]
Don't do it.

493
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,540
Look at us!

494
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,974
We're slapping the shit
out of each other,

495
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,209
and for what?!

496
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,577
For the money,
asshole!

497
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,979
It's just the money,
but don't -- don't --

498
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,915
I said
no more steps!

499
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,051
[ Water splashes ]
Yah-ha-ah!

500
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,254
Noooooooooooo!
Noooooooooooo!

501
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,323
[ Dance music playing ]

502
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,758
I see
what you're doing.

503
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:15,262
You're using me
to make your girlfriend jealous.

504
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,064
Well, let me
tell you something, pal.

505
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,299
I am in-to it.

506
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,301
Ah. Hey.
Karen, hey.

507
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,436
Ooh. Karen, I think you have
the wrong idea.

508
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,672
Oh, shh.
No judgment. Unh.

509
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,407
Corey: This is the greatest
night of my entire life.

510
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,943
It just feels so right,
you know?!

511
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,646
Florence!
Florence, wait!

512
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,582
Owen, wait.

513
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,217
[ Chortles ]

514
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,955
Hey! Hey!

515
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,624
Florence, that wasn't
what it looked like!

516
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,326
Oh, really?
Because what it looked like

517
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,027
is you were being
a real horse's ass.

518
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,496
This is exactly
why I didn't even

519
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,331
want to go to the wedding
in the first place,

520
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,466
because I knew it was gonna
turn into some stupid fight!

521
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,469
A fight you caused
by acting like a total lunatic!

522
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,205
I know
I'm acting like a lunatic,

523
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,439
and I can't seem
to stop myself

524
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,308
because I have feelings
for you!

525
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,311
That's funny, 'cause I have
feelings for you, too!
That's great,

526
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,313
because when we finally get home
from this thing,

527
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,714
I'd really like
to make this work!

528
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,849
Then we are totally
on the same page!

529
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,684
Well, then, why didn't we just
say that in the first place?!

530
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,153
'Cause communication is really
[Voice breaking] hard.

531
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:18,358
[ Breathing heavily ]

532
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,696
Steve: Maybe it's better
the money's gone.

533
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:27,166
I'm sorry I went all Wall Street
on you dudes back there.

534
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,335
That's not me.

535
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:31,070
Did you say
that you killed someone?

536
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,739
[ Laughing ] What?

537
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,242
No, Pack.
What?

538
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,076
Absolutely not.

539
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,545
I might have.

540
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:44,016
There's a small chance that
that's 100% true.

541
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,687
Hey, you want
to get some cake?

542
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,656
Oh, God.
Yes.

543
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,023
Yeah.

544
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,225
Pack?

545
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,694
I'm way too lifted
to walk.

546
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:55,728
Hey.

547
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,698
Thanks for pulling us in
from the edge.

548
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,032
**

549
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,368
The edge?

550
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,003
Yeah.
The edge.

551
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,605
What edge?

552
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,674
The edge of time.

553
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,578
I've been
to the edge of time?

554
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:22,121
[ Dramatic music plays ]

555
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,294
[ To the tune of "Hava Nagila" ]
* Hot dog

556
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,128
* Tequila hot dog

557
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,963
* Tequila hot dog

558
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,300
* Tequila hot dog

559
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,634
[ Song engs ]
Ohh.

560
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,069
[ Up-tempo Latin music plays ]
Oh, shit.

561
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,638
Conga!
[ All cheer ]

562
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:46,313
[ Woman singing in Spanish ]

563
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:58,825
[ Music distorts ]