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>> PUSH!

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>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

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>> I´M NOT GOING TO WALK AWAY

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OVER DUMB SHIT LIKE D.N.A.

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>> HE´S NOT YOUR SON, CHRISTIAN.

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HE´S MINE.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, JAMES,

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THAT YOU´RE TAKING WILBER HOME

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WITH YOU?

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>> YES.

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>> I SIMPLY NEED THE USE OF

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McNAMARA/TROY 3 NIGHTS A WEEK,

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AFTER HOURS. NO ONE WOULD KNOW

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ABOUT IT.

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>> WE JUST DON´T BELONG TOGETHER

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ANYMORE.

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>> ♫ IT´S THE MOST WONDERFUL

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TIME OF THE YEAR... ♫

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>> YOU THINK SHE´LL LIKE IT?

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I COULD GET HER THE EARRINGS TO

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GO WITH IT.

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>> YEAH. SURE. SHE CAN CARRY IT

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IN HER BARBIE BLING BLING BAG,

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ALONG WITH HER LITTLE MERMAID

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TIARA. YOU KNOW, ANNIE´S ONLY

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12, DAD. DON´T YOU THINK IT´S A

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LITTLE EXTRAVAGANT?

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>> I THINK SHE´LL LOVE IT.

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SHE´LL LOOK JUST LIKE A PRINCESS

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IN IT.

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>> ♫ WITH THOSE HOLIDAY

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GREETINGS AND GAY HAPPY

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MEETINGS... ♫

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>> YOU KNOW, SHE IS

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COMING TO SEE YOU, DAD, NOT FOR

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ALL THE LOOT.

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>> I KNOW. BUT THIS IS THE FIRST

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TIME WE´LL BE OPENING PRESENTS

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WITHOUT YOUR MOTHER AND ME

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TOGETHER. I WANT IT TO BE

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SPECIAL.

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>> LISTEN, DAD--

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>> HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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FOR YOUR MOM. I KNOW IT´S SORT

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OF WEIRD, BUT I´D LIKE TO GET

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HER SOMETHING. I MEAN IT´S

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CHRISTMAS, RIGHT?

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>> RIGHT.

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>> IT JUST FEELS SO STRANGE,

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YOU KNOW. HER BEING IN NEW YORK

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WITH ERICA AND NOT WITH US.

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[CELL PHONE RINGS]

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IT´S HER. YOUR MOTHER´S GOT A

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SIXTH SENSE. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT

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COMES TO BUYING HER PRESENTS.

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HEY. MATTIE AND I ARE JUST

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PICKING UP A FEW THINGS FOR

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CONNOR AND ANNIE.

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OH? SHE SEE A DOCTOR? DID

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HE PRESCRIBE--GOOD. THAT SHOULD

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CLEAR IT UP IN A WEEK OR SO.

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KISS HER FOR ME, OK? AND CONNOR.

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TELL THEM THEIR PRESENTS ARE

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COMING BY REINDEER EXPRESS. OK.

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[SIGHS]

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STREP.

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[CLOSES PHONE]

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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? LOOKS

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LIKE IT´S JUST YOU, ME, AND

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KIMBER, BUD.

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>> LISTEN, DAD, I´M SORRY. I

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SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU SOONER.

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KIMBER AND I ARE GOING ON A FREE

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WIND SCIENTOLOGY CRUISE FOR

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5 DAYS.

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WE´RE NOT GONNA BE HERE.

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>> WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD

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ME, MATT. I WAS REALLY COUNTING

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ON A FAMILY--OR WHAT´S LEFT OF

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IT BEING TOGETHER.

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>> I KNOW. IT´S JUST--YOU KNOW,

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I GOT MY NEW FAMILY NOW. AND

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IT´S REALLY IMPORTANT TO KIMBER.

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IT´S A CHANCE FOR HER TO ADVANCE

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TO THE NEXT LEVEL. AND YOU KNOW,

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I CAN´T NOT GO.

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>> DON´T WORRY ABOUT IT. WE´LL

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CELEBRATE WHEN YOU GET BACK.

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>> YEAH?

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>> YEAH.

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>> ♫ WHEN LOVED ONES ARE NEAR,

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IT´S THE MOST

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WONDERFUL TIME... ♫

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>> WHY DON´T WE GRAB A

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CAPPUCCINO OR SOMETHING AT THE

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BAR.

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>> GOTTA GET HOME.

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>> JESUS!

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>> I KNOW. IT´S MY NIGHT TO MAKE

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DINNER. COME ON.

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>> ♫ OF THE YEAR ♫

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>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAD.

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>> CAN I GET ANOTHER?

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>> ♫ AHH,

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MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL,

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MAKE ME...

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THE PERFECT SOUL,

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A PERFECT MIND,

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A PERFECT FACE,

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A PERFECT

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LIFE ♫

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>> A DOLLAR? THAT THE BEST

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YOU CAN DO? COME ON, MAN. ´TIS

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THE SEASON.

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>> YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU´RE A

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HEALTHY WHITE DUDE WHOSE

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INDUSTRIOUS ENOUGH TO

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APPROPRIATE A SALVATION ARMY

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BUCKET DURING PEAK SEASON.

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SO YOU KNOW WHAT I

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THINK, A DOLLAR IS MORE THAN

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GENEROUS, OK?

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>> DON´T BE SO SENSITIVE. I JUST

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HAVE TO DO MY MAJOR FUNDRAISING

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THIS TIME OF YEAR. MY NAME IS

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REEFER. AW, IT´S NOT WHAT YOU

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THINK. I WAS A SURFER WHEN I WAS

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YOUNG AND THE NAME JUST SORT OF

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STUCK FOR OTHER REASONS.

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>> I KNEW SOMETHING SMELLED LIKE

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MY OLD DORM ROOM. JESUS!

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>> HEY, MAN, I DIDN´T STEAL THIS

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BUCKET! I FOUND IT!

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>> RIGHT! NEXT TO A WOMAN IN A

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BONNET RINGING A BELL? YOU

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STAY SOBER, REEFER, AND WHO

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KNOWS, MAYBE SANTA WILL BRING

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YOU A JOB FOR CHRISTMAS.

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>> I GOT YOUR JOB HERE.

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>> OH, YEAH.

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>> ASSHOLE!

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>> CRYSTAL. $250 EACH. NO 2

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ARE ALIKE.

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>> MY SISTER AND I USED TO MAKE

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OUR OWN DECORATIONS. POPCORN.

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COTTON BALLS FOR SNOW. SOMETIMES

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WE´D TAKE THE TOPS OFF ALUMINUM

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CANS AND PUNCH HOLES THROUGH

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THEM SO THE LIGHT COULD SHINE

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THROUGH.

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>> FROM CANS TO CRYSTALS. YOU´VE

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COME QUITE A LONG WAY, BABY.

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>> I KNOW. BUT I SORT OF MISS

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MAKING SOMETHING FROM NOTHING,

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YOU KNOW? AND THE TREE, WE WOULD

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WAIT TILL THE LAST MINUTE TO

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PICK UP THE BARGAIN LEFTOVER.

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SOMETIMES THE BRANCHES WERE HALF

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DEAD, BUT AT LEAST IT WAS REAL.

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>> SO IS THIS.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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[GIGGLES]

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[TELEPHONE RINGS]

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>> I SEE WE´RE GETTING AN

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EARLY START ON THE FESTIVITIES.

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ARE THESE THE SAME ORNAMENTS

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FROM LAST YEAR?

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>> A SLIGHT UPGRADE, MY FRIEND.

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IT´S A HARBINGER OF THINGS TO

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COME.

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>> I JUST GOT AN 8-FOOTER THIS

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YEAR FOR ANNIE. SHE´S GOT

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STREP, CAN´T COME. HEY! WHY

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DON´T YOU GUYS STOP BY?

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WOULDN´T BE CHRISTMAS EVE

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WITHOUT CHRISTIAN TROY´S FAMOUS

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MALT CIDER.

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>> [CHUCKLES]

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WE CAN´T. WE´RE GOING TO ST.

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PETERSBURG.

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>> CHRISTIAN BOOKED A ROOM AT

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THE GRAND HOTEL.

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>> IMPULSE TRAVEL. WE´RE GONNA

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SPEND A WHITE CHRISTMAS

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SOMEWHERE WE´VE NEVER BEEN.

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>> WOW! SOME IMPULSE. HA HA.

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CAN I COME? KIDDING. IMPULSE

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RESPONSE. REALLY, THAT´S GREAT.

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YOU GUYS DESERVE IT. GIVE MY

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BEST TO PUTIN.

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>> HEY, SEAN. SEAN, WAIT UP A

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SEC. I NEED TO GIVE YOU MY 10:30

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CONSULT. IT´S A LITTLE, KIND OF,

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PROVOCATIVE FOR ME AT THIS

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POINT IN TIME. JUST CONSIDER IT

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AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. OH,

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AND BY THE WAY, THERE´S A GIFT

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FOR YOU FROM DIANA LUBEY.

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[FRENCH ACCENT] IT´S ON YOUR

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DESK.

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>> MRS. HICKOCK, TELL ME...

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WHAT DON´T YOU LIKE ABOUT

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YOURSELF?

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>> I´M A FRIGID BITCH,

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ACCORDING TO HICKEY.

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>> HICKEY´S YOUR HUSBAND,

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I PRESUME.

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>> YEAH. WELL, HICKEY´S HIS PET

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NAME. IT WAS EITHER HICKEY OR

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COCK, USUALLY FOLLOWED BY

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SUCKER. WE´RE GETTING DIVORCED.

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>> SORRY. SOME? SO, HICKEY WAS

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UNABLE TO SATISFY YOU?

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>> IT´S NOT THAT I DON´T LIKE

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SEX. I ENJOY SEX. IT´S JUST THAT

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I RARELY COULD GO OVER THE

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WATERFALL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I

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MEAN. SO FOR CHRISTMAS THIS

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YEAR, I´VE DECIDED TO ASK SANTA

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FOR A KILLER ORGASM. AND A NEW

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WARDROBE.

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>> I SEE. WELL, SINCE I´M NOT A

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COUTURIER, I ASSUME YOU´RE HERE

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FOR A G-SPOT AMPLIFICATION?

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>> IF THAT´S WERE YOU INJECT

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RESTYLANE INTO MY COOCH AND I

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COME LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE, THEN

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YEAH.

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>> HA HA. YES.

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>> JUST BECAUSE MY MARRIAGE IS

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OVER DOESN´T MEAN MY LIFE IS.

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>> THAT´S A VERY HEALTHY

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ATTITUDE.

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>> THANK YOU.

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>> I´M GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE

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MYSELF. AND THE HOLIDAYS...

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WELL, SO FAR THEY SORT OF...

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SUCK ASS.

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>> WELL, SEE, WE´VE GOT TO BE

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PROACTIVE. ´TIS THE SEASON TO

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STOP THINKING OF OTHERS. WE´VE

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GOT TO START THINKING ABOUT

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OURSELVES. FOR INSTANCE, WHAT

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ARE YOU GONNA GET YOURSELF

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THIS HOLIDAY SEASON? NEW SUIT,

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PERHAPS? SOMETHING A LITTLE LESS

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BROWN, MAYBE? SORRY, I´M JUST

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RAMBLING. GUESS I´M NERVOUS.

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NEEDLES.

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>> IT´S ACTUALLY AN EASY

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OUT-PATIENT PROCEDURE. THE

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WHOLE THING TAKES 20 MINUTES,

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ONCE WE ZERO IN ON OUR TARGET.

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[SNIFFS]

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[SIGHS]

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>> THE G-SPOT IS ACTUALLY A WEB

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OF NERVE ENDINGS AND BLOOD

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VESSELS LOCATED ON THE INTERIOR

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WALL OF THE VAGINA. IT COULD BE

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TRICKY TO FIND IF YOU´RE NOT

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USED TO IT. SOMETIMES YOU NEED

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A HELPING HAND. SOMEWHERE

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BENEATH THE URETHRA, EXTENDING

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TO THE CERVIX. NOW, LET ME KNOW

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WHEN YOU FEEL A TINGLING

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SENSATION.

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>> OK. YOU KNOW,

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YOU´D LOOK REALLY GREAT IN

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VERSACE.

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>> OH, THANK YOU.

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THERE´S A SPONGY AREA,

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GETS ENGORGED DURING AROUSAL. IT

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FEELS LIKE A LITTLE RED BEAN.

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THE INJECTION SWELLS IT. MAKES

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IT EASIER TO FIND.

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>> JUST DO ME A FAVOR. NO MORE

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BROOKS BROTHERS, OK? YOU KNOW,

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YOU´RE A YOUNG GOOD-LOOKING GUY.

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DON´T DRAW ALL THE LIFE OUT OF

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YOU. SO DO I--WE GOT TO STOP

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LIVING FOR ASSHOLES WHO DON´T

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CARE ANYTHING ABOUT US. WE GOT

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TO START TAKING CARE OF

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OURSELVES AND MAKING OURSELVES

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HAPPY. LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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HEY, WE´RE THEY ONLY ONES WHO

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CAN DO IT. DO IT! DO IT! OH, DO

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IT! DO IT! OH, DADDY, DO IT! OH,

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GOD. OH! OH!

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[PANTING]

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OH, DO IT! DO IT! OH, GOD! OH,

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GOD. OH!

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[MOANING AND PANTING]

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>> ♫ JOY TO THE WORLD,

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THE LORD IS COME,

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LET EARTH RECEIVE HER KING ♫

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>> AAH!

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>> JA. JA--

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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>> LA. JA. OOH.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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>> I´M SORRY. I´M SORRY TO

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INTERRUPT. I KNOCKED, BUT YOU

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DIDN´T, UH...

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>> OH, IT´S FINE. I WAS

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JUST--HA HA. UH, WHAT CAN I DO

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FOR YOU?

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>> I´M WENDELL SUTHERLAND. YOU

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KNEW MY FATHER, JAMES.

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>> OF COURSE. OF COURSE. YEAH.

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COME IN. HOW´S YOUR FATHER?

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>> MY PARENTS WERE BOTH KILLED

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IN A CAR ACCIDENT 2 WEEKS AGO ON

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THEIR WAY BACK FROM CHURCH.

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[SIGHS]

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>> I´M SO SORRY. WHAT ABOUT

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WILBER--I MEAN, GABRIEL?

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>> HE´S FINE. AND IT´S STILL

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WILBER. MY BROTHER WOULDN´T

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ANSWER TO ANYTHING ELSE, SO THEY

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GAVE UP. SAID THEY DIDN´T WANT

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TO CONFUSE HIM. IF YOU ASK ME,

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THE KID´S GOT A STUBBORN STREAK.

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MY FATHER NAMED YOU LEGAL

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GUARDIAN IN HIS WILL.

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>> WOW, IT JUST--

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I´M JUST A LITTLE STUNNED. WHY

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DIDN´T HE GIVE HIM TO YOU OR

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YOUR BROTHER?

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>> IT WAS HARD ON US

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WHEN MY FATHER BROUGHT WILBER

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HOME. MY MOTHER NEVER REALLY GOT

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OVER IT. HIS BETRAYAL.

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IT SUDDENLY CHANGED EVERYTHING,

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HAVING THIS BABY IN THE FAMILY.

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AS FOR ME AND MY BROTHER, WE´RE

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BOTH IN NO POSITION RIGHT NOW.

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WE HAVE OUR OWN FUTURES TO THINK

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ABOUT. MY FATHER ALWAYS TALKED

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ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVED HIM.

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>> I DID. I DO.

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[SIGHS]

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THIS IS A LOT TO ABSORB.

344
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WHAT ABOUT HIS MOTHER?

345
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>> MY FATHER WAS VERY ADAMANT

346
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THAT SHE HAVE AS LITTLE TO DO

347
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WITH WILBER AS POSSIBLE. HE MADE

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THAT VERY CLEAR IN HIS WILL.

349
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>> IT´S JUST...

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I´M GETTING MARRIED.

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>> HEY, I GET IT. LIFE CHANGES,

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HUH? IF ANYONE´S AT FAULT, IT´S

353
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MY FATHER. HE SHOULD HAVE LET

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YOU TAKE HIM OFF OUR HANDS WHEN

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YOU OFFERED TO.

356
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[SIGHS]

357
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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WEDDING.

358
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[SIGHS]

359
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>> WAIT...

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I HAVEN´T SAID NO YET.

361
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WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HIM IF I

362
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DON´T TAKE HIM?

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>> THE CHURCH WILL FIND HIM A

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GOOD HOME. THEY´RE ACTUALLY THE

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BEST FOSTER AGENCY IN THE STATE.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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[FOOTSTEPS]

368
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>> DAMN! LOOK WHO JUST STEPPED

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OFF THE PAGES OF GENTLEMEN´S

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QUARTERLY. WHAT IS THAT SHIT,

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VALENTENO?

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>> GUCCI.

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>> I BET THAT RUN YOU WHAT,

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2--3,000, EH?

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>> ALL RIGHT.

376
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I GET YOUR POINT.

377
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HA HA, JEEZ. HERE´S A 5, OK?

378
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>> DOC, WHEN A MAN CAN AFFORD TO

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LOOK THAT GOOD, IT IS A SIN TO

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WALK AROUND IN ANYTHING LESS.

381
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NOW, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL

382
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:52,622
THAT BROOKS BROTHERS SHIT?

383
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>> FORGET IT. WE BOTH KNOW IF I

384
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GIVE YOU A SUIT, YOU´LL SELL IT

385
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FOR A WEEK´S SUPPLY OF JACK.

386
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>> HEY, ASSHOLE! YOU THINK JESUS

387
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LOVES YOU MORE JUST ´CAUSE YOU

388
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GOT MONEY?

389
00:16:07,497 --> 00:16:09,699
>> NO. YOU THINK JESUS LOVES YOU

390
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MORE BECAUSE YOU DON´T?

391
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IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE THERE´S

392
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VIRTUE IN YOUR POVERTY, THAT´S

393
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FINE. BUT DON´T ACCUSE ME OF

394
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BEING AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE I´M

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RICH. I´M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE

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FOR IT. I EARNED IT, OK? IF IT

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WEREN´T FOR A LIFETIME OF HARD

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WORK AND SACRIFICE, I WOULDN´T

399
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BE WHERE I AM TODAY!

400
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>> IT´S ALL RIGHT, DOC. CLOTHES

401
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DON´T MAKE THE MAN, ANYMORE

402
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THAN THIS DOES. PAIN IS

403
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,099
PAIN, RIGHT?

404
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,631
>> WHO SAYS I´M IN PAIN?

405
00:16:41,631 --> 00:16:44,604
>> MAN, I´M DRUNK, NOT BLIND.

406
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>> I´M SORRY, CHRISTIAN, BUT I

407
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CAN´T. I JUST FINISHED TAKING

408
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CARE OF SOMEONE. I DIDN´T

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EXPECT TO BE CHANGING DIAPERS

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AGAIN SO SOON.

411
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>> THAT´S LIFE, MICHELLE. SHIT

412
00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:02,322
HAPPENS. UNEXPECTED SHIT.

413
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,553
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO GO

414
00:17:03,553 --> 00:17:04,324
WITH IT.

415
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,395
>> AT LEAST WITH BURT, I OWED IT

416
00:17:05,395 --> 00:17:08,358
TO HIM. BUT THIS ISN´T MY CHILD,

417
00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:11,431
CHRISTIAN. IT ISN´T EVEN YOURS.

418
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,363
>> HE FELT LIKE MINE WHEN HE WAS

419
00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:15,065
WITH ME. I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT

420
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:15,665
ABOUT IT.

421
00:17:15,665 --> 00:17:16,566
>> WHAT ABOUT HIS MOTHER? WHY

422
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:17,637
CAN´T SHE TAKE CARE OF HIM?

423
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,708
>> HIS PARENTS WANTED WHAT WAS

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BEST FOR WILBER. IF I DON´T TAKE

425
00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:24,574
HIM, HE´LL GO TO A FOSTER HOME.

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00:17:24,574 --> 00:17:25,545
I´VE BEEN THERE. I KNOW WHAT

427
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,576
THAT´S LIKE. I´M NOT GONNA LET

428
00:17:26,576 --> 00:17:27,417
THAT HAPPEN TO HIM.

429
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:28,648
>> SO YOU´D TAKE HIM OVER ME?

430
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:29,679
>> I WANT YOU BOTH.

431
00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:30,620
>> BUT IF YOU HAD TO MAKE A

432
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,422
CHOICE?

433
00:17:32,422 --> 00:17:37,457
[SIGHS]

434
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,359
>> REMEMBER WHEN I ASKED YOU TO

435
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,092
MARRY ME? AND YOU SAID WHY DON´T

436
00:17:42,092 --> 00:17:43,393
WE MOVE TOGETHER FIRST, SEE HOW

437
00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:44,794
IT GOES, SEE IF IT´S RIGHT.

438
00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:47,337
WELL, WHY DON´T YOU JUST SEE HOW

439
00:17:47,337 --> 00:17:49,469
IT GOES? MEET HIM. HUG HIM. IF

440
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,470
IT DOESN´T FEEL RIGHT, WE´LL

441
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,602
TALK ABOUT IT THEN.

442
00:17:52,602 --> 00:17:53,603
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

443
00:17:53,603 --> 00:17:55,445
[DOOR OPENS]

444
00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:57,076
>> WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

445
00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:03,353
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

446
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,560
>> ANY IDEA WHY ESCOBAR GALLARDO

447
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,492
WOULD BE SENDING YOU A HAM AS A

448
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,624
CHRISTMAS PRESENT?

449
00:18:14,624 --> 00:18:15,765
>> NOT A CLUE.

450
00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:16,866
>> BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SLAUGHTER

451
00:18:16,866 --> 00:18:17,767
US LIKE PIGS.

452
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:18,628
>> IT MUST BE SOME KIND OF

453
00:18:18,628 --> 00:18:20,630
TWISTED PRACTICAL JOKE.

454
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:21,771
>> I´M JUST RELIEVED IT´S NOT A

455
00:18:21,771 --> 00:18:22,672
BOMB.

456
00:18:22,672 --> 00:18:23,603
>> YOU WERE RIGHT TO CALL THE

457
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,305
F.B.I. HE´S OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO

458
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,307
MAINTAIN CONTACT WITH YOU. CAN

459
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,579
YOU THINK OF ANY REASON WHY?

460
00:18:29,579 --> 00:18:33,112
>> I CAN´T. SORRY. YOU?

461
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,344
>> NOPE.

462
00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:35,585
>> JUST WHEN I WAS STARTING TO

463
00:18:35,585 --> 00:18:36,746
SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT AGAIN.

464
00:18:36,746 --> 00:18:37,647
>> WE´LL BE INSTALLING

465
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SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS ON THE

466
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PREMISES. I´LL ALSO BE ASSIGNING

467
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:41,691
AGENTS TO THE PERIPHERY OF THE

468
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BUILDING. THEY´RE PRETTY GOOD

469
00:18:42,692 --> 00:18:44,554
ABOUT BEING AS OBTRUSIVE AS

470
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POSSIBLE.

471
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,457
>> THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. I

472
00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:48,798
CAN´T TELL YOU HOW MUCH SAFER I

473
00:18:48,798 --> 00:18:49,629
FEEL.

474
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,402
>> GOOD. IF YOU NOTICE

475
00:18:52,402 --> 00:18:54,764
ANYTHING ELSE SUSPICIOUS,

476
00:18:54,764 --> 00:18:55,835
DON´T HESITATE.

477
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:56,866
>> THANK YOU.

478
00:18:56,866 --> 00:18:58,708
>> YES. WE APPRECIATE ALL YOUR

479
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:01,140
HELP AND...THANK YOU.

480
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,272
>> THANK YOU.

481
00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:07,617
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

482
00:19:07,617 --> 00:19:11,551
>> OH! WHEW! THAT´S A REALLY

483
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:15,355
NICE SUIT. GUCCI?

484
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,688
THAT´S TIGHT.

485
00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:19,789
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

486
00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:21,791
[FOOTSTEPS]

487
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:24,464
>> DID YOU KNOW THAT A DOG

488
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,835
CHASES HIS TAIL WHEN HE FINDS

489
00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:27,767
HIMSELF IN A DILEMMA HE CAN´T

490
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:28,768
RESOLVE? HA!

491
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,839
>> YOU CAN´T STAY HERE ANYMORE,

492
00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:30,740
JAMES.

493
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:31,871
>> IT´S POINTLESS BEHAVIOR, OF

494
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,843
COURSE. THEY JUST CAN´T HELP

495
00:19:33,843 --> 00:19:35,575
THEMSELVES. JUST HAVE TO KEEP

496
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,376
TRYING.

497
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,378
>> YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME.

498
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:42,512
>> OR?

499
00:19:42,512 --> 00:19:43,913
OR WHAT?

500
00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:46,456
TELL THE AUTHORITIES?

501
00:19:46,456 --> 00:19:48,918
I DON´T THINK SO.

502
00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:51,521
YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TO LOSE.

503
00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:52,492
WHY DON´T YOU JUST PUT UP WITH

504
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:53,823
THIS TINY INCONVENIENCE TILL I

505
00:19:53,823 --> 00:19:54,924
FILL MY CHRISTMAS QUOTA?

506
00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:56,366
>> CHRISTMAS IS GOING TO HAVE TO

507
00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:58,398
COME EARLY THIS YEAR, JAMES.

508
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,670
McNAMARA/TROY´S NOW UNDER

509
00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:02,432
F.B.I. SURVEILLANCE 24 HOURS

510
00:20:02,432 --> 00:20:04,604
A DAY. THERE´S AGENTS OUTSIDE

511
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,935
THE ENTRANCE UNTIL THEY SET

512
00:20:05,935 --> 00:20:07,807
THE CAMERAS UP.

513
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,839
SO STAY AS LONG AS YOU´D LIKE,

514
00:20:09,839 --> 00:20:11,381
JUST MAKE SURE THEY GET YOUR

515
00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:13,443
GOOD SIDE.

516
00:20:13,443 --> 00:20:14,384
>> MICHELLE!

517
00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:18,618
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

518
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,650
THANKS FOR WARNING ME. THAT WAS

519
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,552
GENEROUS OF YOU. I WOULD LIKE TO

520
00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:25,795
THINK THAT YOUR DECISION TO TELL

521
00:20:25,795 --> 00:20:29,429
ME INDICATED THAT YOU STILL HAVE

522
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,961
SOME WARM FEELINGS FOR ME.

523
00:20:31,961 --> 00:20:34,434
>> THINK WHATEVER YOU´D LIKE.

524
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,867
YOU´D JUST BE CHASING YOUR TAIL.

525
00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:39,639
[RING]

526
00:20:41,671 --> 00:20:44,514
>> ♫ BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM,

527
00:20:44,514 --> 00:20:45,515
BA-BOOM,

528
00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:48,548
BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM,

529
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:52,452
BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM,

530
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,923
BA-BOOM ♫

531
00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:56,626
>> ♫ SANTA BABY... ♫

532
00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:57,787
>> THANK GOD YOU´RE NOT FINISHED

533
00:20:57,787 --> 00:20:58,428
YET.

534
00:20:58,428 --> 00:20:59,028
>> HEY, DOLL.

535
00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:01,931
>> HEY.

536
00:21:01,931 --> 00:21:02,892
POPPY ASKED IF SHE COULD BE

537
00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:04,394
HERE. HE´S ONE OF HER CLOSEST

538
00:21:04,394 --> 00:21:05,034
FRIENDS.

539
00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:06,336
>> HE´S MY NEIGHBOR FOR LIKE

540
00:21:06,336 --> 00:21:09,399
10 YEARS. THE SWEETEST GUY, TOO.

541
00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:11,401
OH, GOD, LOOK AT THAT.

542
00:21:11,401 --> 00:21:12,542
IS HE GONNA BE ABLE TO WALK?

543
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:13,503
>> OH, IT´LL TAKE SOME TIME TO

544
00:21:13,503 --> 00:21:14,844
HEAL, BUT ONCE WE´VE DEBRIDE

545
00:21:14,844 --> 00:21:16,406
THE NECROTIC SKIN AND THE PIECES

546
00:21:16,406 --> 00:21:17,577
OF MELTED BOOT.

547
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,279
>> SUCKS. GUY WAS PLAYING SANTA

548
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,781
CLAUS FOR HIS KIDS LIKE HE DOES

549
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,383
EVERY YEAR, EXCEPT THIS TIME

550
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,814
HIS EX INCINERATES HIM COMING

551
00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:25,655
DOWN THE CHIMNEY.

552
00:21:25,655 --> 00:21:26,556
>> MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE CALLED

553
00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:27,417
FIRST.

554
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:27,987
>> [SCOFFS]

555
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,889
HE DID. THEY´RE IN THE MIDDLE OF

556
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,591
A DIVORCE, SO DONNY COMES RIGHT

557
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,292
ON TIME, STRAIGHT INTO A LIT

558
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,895
YULE LOG. THAT BITCH PRETENDS

559
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,297
SHE FORGOT HE WAS COMING.

560
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,028
>> CAN WE GET A LITTLE SALINE

561
00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:40,870
HERE?

562
00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:41,831
>> NOW EVERYONE´S SO SCREWED,

563
00:21:41,831 --> 00:21:43,333
TOO.

564
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,033
HE PLAYED SANTA AT OUR WATER

565
00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:45,074
PAIR BREAST CANCER FUNDRAISER

566
00:21:45,074 --> 00:21:46,906
LAST YEAR, AND HE WAS AMAZING. I

567
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:47,937
MEAN, THE KIDS WERE JUST ALL

568
00:21:47,937 --> 00:21:49,539
OVER HIM. YOU KNOW, THEY LOVED

569
00:21:49,539 --> 00:21:50,980
HIM. AND HE WAS ON A HIGH FOR

570
00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:53,543
LIKE MONTHS AFTERWARDS. ALL THAT

571
00:21:53,543 --> 00:21:57,517
LOVIN´ COMING TO SANTA.

572
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,448
HEY, SEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

573
00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:00,089
CHRISTMAS EVE?

574
00:22:00,089 --> 00:22:01,921
>> WELL, THAT´S REALLY SWEET OF

575
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,923
YOU TO ASK, POPPY. ACTUALLY,

576
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,495
I´VE GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL TREE--

577
00:22:05,495 --> 00:22:07,326
>> NO, I WAS JUST THINKING,

578
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,999
MAYBE YOU COULD PLAY SANTA.

579
00:22:09,999 --> 00:22:10,960
YOU KNOW, TAKE SOME PICTURES,

580
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,331
HAVE SOME KIDS SIT ON YOUR LAP.

581
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,833
>> YOU WOULD BE SO CUTE.

582
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,465
>> MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME. IT´S

583
00:22:15,465 --> 00:22:17,537
NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

584
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:18,938
>> COOL. OK, WHATEVER,

585
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,109
MR. SCROOGE. YOU ENJOY YOUR

586
00:22:20,109 --> 00:22:22,442
LITTLE PITY PARTY.

587
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,515
>> SORRY I´M LATE.

588
00:22:25,515 --> 00:22:26,946
WHAT IS THIS, THE DYNAMIC DYKE

589
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,378
DUO?

590
00:22:28,378 --> 00:22:29,479
>> THIS IS ONE OF POPPY´S

591
00:22:29,479 --> 00:22:30,620
CLOSEST FRIENDS.

592
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:31,581
>> OH, COME ON, LIZZIE. EVEN

593
00:22:31,581 --> 00:22:32,552
LESBIANS CAN ENJOY A LITTLE

594
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:33,623
LEVITY AT CHRISTMAS.

595
00:22:33,623 --> 00:22:34,754
>> WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT

596
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:35,625
ENOUGH TO GO AROUND FOR

597
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:36,426
EVERYONE, HUH?

598
00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:38,127
>> I AM REJOICING. FOR UNTO US

599
00:22:38,127 --> 00:22:40,129
A CHILD HATH BEEN BORN.

600
00:22:40,129 --> 00:22:41,060
>> DID I MISS SOMETHING? YOU

601
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,361
DON´T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD.

602
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,493
>> I DO NOW. GUESS WHAT.

603
00:22:43,493 --> 00:22:47,066
I INHERITED WILBER.

604
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,037
I KNOW, I KNOW. IT´S A LONG

605
00:22:48,037 --> 00:22:49,499
STORY. I WILL EXPLAIN LATER.

606
00:22:49,499 --> 00:22:54,604
BUT MY SON IS BACK.

607
00:22:54,604 --> 00:22:56,005
ISN´T THAT COOL?

608
00:22:56,005 --> 00:22:57,146
[CHUCKLES]

609
00:22:57,146 --> 00:22:58,377
THINK HE´LL REMEMBER ME?

610
00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,078
>> WELL, HE WAS VERY YOUNG,

611
00:22:59,078 --> 00:22:59,979
CHRISTIAN.

612
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:00,910
>> YEAH, OF COURSE,

613
00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:02,111
YOU´RE RIGHT. IT´S RIDICULOUS.

614
00:23:02,111 --> 00:23:03,382
HE WON´T REMEMBER ME. BUT YOU

615
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,084
NEVER KNOW, HE MIGHT.

616
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,085
ANYWAY, LISTEN. I GOT TO BE OUT

617
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,086
OF HERE BY 3:00 BECAUSE I´VE GOT

618
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:08,087
TO GO TO THE LAWYER´S OFFICE AND

619
00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:09,388
MAKE THIS WHOLE THING LEGAL.

620
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,420
I AM NOT LETTING ANYBODY TAKE

621
00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:11,521
HIM AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME.

622
00:23:11,521 --> 00:23:13,523
>> GO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

623
00:23:13,523 --> 00:23:14,524
STANDING HERE?

624
00:23:14,524 --> 00:23:17,066
>> YOU´RE SURE?

625
00:23:17,066 --> 00:23:18,428
I OWE YOU ONE.

626
00:23:18,428 --> 00:23:20,770
[LAUGHS]

627
00:23:20,770 --> 00:23:21,801
>> THAT KID IS GOING TO NEED

628
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,503
A SHITLOAD OF THERAPY.

629
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:24,133
>> ♫ TO MENTION

630
00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:26,536
ONE LITTLE THING,

631
00:23:26,536 --> 00:23:27,777
A RING... ♫

632
00:23:27,777 --> 00:23:29,639
>> FINE, I´LL DO THE MALL THING.

633
00:23:29,639 --> 00:23:30,810
GET ME A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS, AND

634
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,842
I´M IN. SANTA COULD USE A LITTLE

635
00:23:32,842 --> 00:23:33,813
LOVIN´.

636
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,785
>> ♫ SO HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY

637
00:23:35,785 --> 00:23:36,516
TONIGHT ♫

638
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,150
>> I DON´T THINK THAT YOU

639
00:23:41,150 --> 00:23:43,453
UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF

640
00:23:43,453 --> 00:23:46,095
THE SITUATION YOU PUT ME IN.

641
00:23:46,095 --> 00:23:47,196
>> MAYBE YOU´RE JUST GETTING

642
00:23:47,196 --> 00:23:48,798
USED TO A COMPLETELY NEW SET OF

643
00:23:48,798 --> 00:23:50,159
SENSATIONS.

644
00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:51,160
>> IT´S LIKE LIVING ON A ROLLER

645
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,662
COASTER. FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES,

646
00:23:52,662 --> 00:23:54,764
YEAH, THRILLING. AFTER A WHILE,

647
00:23:54,764 --> 00:23:56,806
YOU JUST HAVE TO GET OFF.

648
00:23:56,806 --> 00:23:57,767
[BUZZ]

649
00:23:57,767 --> 00:23:58,538
OH, SHIT.

650
00:23:58,538 --> 00:23:59,208
[BUZZ]

651
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:00,640
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

652
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,742
OH, GOD. OHH.

653
00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:06,215
OH, GODDAMN VIBRATE!

654
00:24:06,215 --> 00:24:07,717
>> OH, GETTING OFF DOESN´T SEEM

655
00:24:07,717 --> 00:24:11,521
TO BE A PROBLEM ANYMORE.

656
00:24:11,521 --> 00:24:13,082
>> ARE YOU DRUNK?

657
00:24:13,082 --> 00:24:15,024
>> NO, OF COURSE NOT.

658
00:24:15,024 --> 00:24:15,955
>> YEAH, YOU WERE DRUNK WHEN YOU

659
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,957
GAVE ME THAT SHOT, WEREN´T YOU?

660
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,188
I KNEW I SMELLED IT ON YOU.

661
00:24:19,188 --> 00:24:21,030
>> DON´T BE RIDICULOUS. LOOK,

662
00:24:21,030 --> 00:24:22,231
I´LL GIVE YOU SOME HYILERONIDEFT

663
00:24:22,231 --> 00:24:24,193
TO DECREASE THE PRESSURE. AND

664
00:24:24,193 --> 00:24:26,165
THIS IS JUST NOT A PROBLEM.

665
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,197
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

666
00:24:28,197 --> 00:24:30,099
>> MRS. HICKOCK, I´M DR. TROY.

667
00:24:30,099 --> 00:24:30,940
[DOOR CLOSES]

668
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:31,901
I BELIEVE YOU´RE UNHAPPY WITH

669
00:24:31,901 --> 00:24:32,972
YOUR G-SPOT AMPLIFICATION.

670
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,544
>> YEAH, I´M UNHAPPY. BECAUSE OF

671
00:24:34,544 --> 00:24:36,876
DR. McNAMARA´S DRINKING PROBLEM,

672
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:38,107
IT IS NOT SAFE FOR ME TO DRIVE

673
00:24:38,107 --> 00:24:40,109
A CAR OR USE MY CLOTHES DRYER

674
00:24:40,109 --> 00:24:42,251
OR, OH, MY GOD, SHOW MY FACE IN

675
00:24:42,251 --> 00:24:44,253
SPIN CLASS AGAIN.

676
00:24:44,253 --> 00:24:45,815
>> I´M SURE THAT DR. McNAMARA

677
00:24:45,815 --> 00:24:46,856
WOULD NEVER OPERATE UNDER

678
00:24:46,856 --> 00:24:47,987
THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL.

679
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:48,988
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.

680
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:49,859
>> HOWEVER, WE WOULD LIKE TO

681
00:24:49,859 --> 00:24:52,592
MAKE SURE THAT YOU´RE SATISFIED.

682
00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:55,565
I MEAN, PLEASED.

683
00:24:55,565 --> 00:24:57,266
I´D LIKE TO REVERSE

684
00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:58,267
THE PROCEDURE AND OFFER YOU SOME

685
00:24:58,267 --> 00:24:59,799
COMPLIMENTARY BOTOX. THIS WHOLE

686
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:00,870
THING WOULD BE HISTORY IN

687
00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:03,873
A MATTER OF MOMENTS.

688
00:25:03,873 --> 00:25:06,576
>> FINE. WHATEVER. JUST...

689
00:25:06,576 --> 00:25:08,578
DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. I´VE HAD

690
00:25:08,578 --> 00:25:11,110
ENOUGH ORGASMS FOR ONE LIFETIME.

691
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,743
AND 2 VAGINAS. YOU´RE JUST LUCKY

692
00:25:13,743 --> 00:25:15,284
IT´S CHRISTMAS.

693
00:25:15,284 --> 00:25:16,986
[DOOR OPENS]

694
00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:22,091
>> WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK

695
00:25:22,091 --> 00:25:22,892
YOU´RE DOING?

696
00:25:22,892 --> 00:25:23,893
>> I DON´T KNOW WHAT YOU´RE

697
00:25:23,893 --> 00:25:25,254
TALKING ABOUT.

698
00:25:25,254 --> 00:25:27,256
>> MMM. YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR

699
00:25:27,256 --> 00:25:28,127
LICENSE?

700
00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:29,028
>> NO.

701
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:29,999
THEN AGAIN, I DIDN´T WANT TO

702
00:25:29,999 --> 00:25:31,030
LOSE MY FAMILY EITHER, BUT HERE

703
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,202
I AM. THIS SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY

704
00:25:33,202 --> 00:25:34,303
FRIEND I CAN COUNT ON FOR

705
00:25:34,303 --> 00:25:36,235
COMFORT.

706
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,236
>> I DIDN´T REALIZE YOU WERE IN

707
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:38,307
SUCH A BAD STATE.

708
00:25:38,307 --> 00:25:40,109
>> BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A REMOTE

709
00:25:40,109 --> 00:25:41,040
LITTLE COUNTRY CALLED

710
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,573
CHRISTIANLAND.

711
00:25:43,573 --> 00:25:45,615
I WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YOU.

712
00:25:45,615 --> 00:25:46,816
YOU JUST LOST YOUR WIFE AND

713
00:25:46,816 --> 00:25:47,777
KIDS, I WOULDN´T BE FLYING TO

714
00:25:47,777 --> 00:25:49,048
MOSCOW WITH MY FIANCEE OVER

715
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,319
CHRISTMAS ON AN IMPULSE.

716
00:25:50,319 --> 00:25:51,250
>> WE´RE NOT GOING ANYMORE.

717
00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:54,023
WE´RE STAYING PUT WITH WILBER.

718
00:25:54,023 --> 00:25:58,257
LOOK, IT´S ALL SO NEW, YOU KNOW.

719
00:25:58,257 --> 00:25:59,158
WE NEED TO STAY TOGETHER AS

720
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:00,830
A FAMILY, TO BOND. YOU KNOW WHAT

721
00:26:00,830 --> 00:26:01,290
IT´S LIKE.

722
00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:03,192
>> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT IT´S LIKE.

723
00:26:03,192 --> 00:26:04,934
I HAD A FAMILY ONCE. YOU WERE

724
00:26:04,934 --> 00:26:06,195
PART OF IT. PRETTY STUPID OF ME

725
00:26:06,195 --> 00:26:09,238
TO THINK I´D BE A PART OF YOURS.

726
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,074
[DOOR OPENS]

727
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,261
>> [MUTTERS]

728
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,228
[EXHALES]

729
00:26:39,228 --> 00:26:42,271
[CLEARS THROAT]

730
00:26:42,271 --> 00:26:44,173
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

731
00:26:44,173 --> 00:26:45,975
COME IN.

732
00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:56,115
>> HIS BAGS ARE IN THE LOBBY.

733
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:59,018
>> WOW.

734
00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,019
LOOK AT YOU, YOU´RE SUCH A BIG

735
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,190
BOY.

736
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,157
YOU PROBABLY DON´T REMEMBER ME,

737
00:27:08,157 --> 00:27:11,100
BUT...I REMEMBER YOU WAY BACK

738
00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:12,832
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, TEENY,

739
00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:14,834
TEENY LITTLE BABY.

740
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,205
>> DADDY.

741
00:27:16,205 --> 00:27:20,840
>> OH. YES, I AM YOUR DADDY.

742
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,411
AND WE´RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN

743
00:27:22,411 --> 00:27:25,975
TOGETHER. DID YOU KNOW THAT?

744
00:27:25,975 --> 00:27:26,976
I´M GONNA TAKE REALLY GOOD CARE

745
00:27:26,976 --> 00:27:30,219
OF YOU, I PROMISE.

746
00:27:30,219 --> 00:27:31,751
[SNIFFLES]

747
00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:38,758
I LOVE YOU.

748
00:27:45,334 --> 00:27:48,037
>> ♫ CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS... ♫

749
00:27:48,037 --> 00:27:49,298
>> HEY. HANG ON. SANTA WILL BE

750
00:27:49,298 --> 00:27:50,900
OUT IN JUST A MINUTE, OK?

751
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:52,241
[CHILDREN CHATTERING]

752
00:27:52,241 --> 00:27:54,173
>> OK, WHERE THE HELL IS SEAN?

753
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,245
[INDISTINCT] MERRY CHRISTMAS.

754
00:27:56,245 --> 00:27:57,046
THANK YOU.

755
00:27:57,046 --> 00:27:59,008
>> MARY--MARY, COME HERE.

756
00:27:59,008 --> 00:27:59,949
TELL SANTA TO STOP FEEDING HIS

757
00:27:59,949 --> 00:28:01,150
REINDEER AND GET HIS JOLLY ASS

758
00:28:01,150 --> 00:28:02,311
OUT HERE. HI!

759
00:28:02,311 --> 00:28:06,085
>> GOT IT.

760
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:08,387
>> POPPY SAYS YOUR BREAK´S UP.

761
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,820
>> OH.

762
00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:15,324
HEY, YOU, UH, YOU KNOW MARLO?

763
00:28:15,324 --> 00:28:18,798
>> MARLO? WHICH ELF IS HE?

764
00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:20,800
>> HE WAS MY WIFE´S ELF. THOUGHT

765
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,331
MAYBE YOU ALL KNEW EACH OTHER.

766
00:28:22,331 --> 00:28:24,173
>> WHOA--HA HA HA.

767
00:28:24,173 --> 00:28:25,935
LOOKS LIKE SANTA NEEDS A LITTLE

768
00:28:25,935 --> 00:28:26,906
HAND.

769
00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:29,208
>> YOU, UH, A FRIEND OF POPPY´S?

770
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,980
YOU KNOW, LESBIAN?

771
00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:32,842
>> [CHUCKLES]

772
00:28:32,842 --> 00:28:34,213
I´VE BEEN KNOWN TO DABBLE.

773
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:35,815
BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN, SANTA´S

774
00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:37,847
HELPER ENJOYS A GOOD NORTH POLE,

775
00:28:37,847 --> 00:28:39,318
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

776
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:41,090
>> WHY, YOU LITTLE HO HO HO.

777
00:28:41,090 --> 00:28:43,052
[BOTH LAUGH]

778
00:28:43,052 --> 00:28:43,893
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR

779
00:28:43,893 --> 00:28:44,423
CHRISTMAS?

780
00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:45,955
>> I WANT A GT FULL SUSPENSION

781
00:28:45,955 --> 00:28:46,956
MOUNTAIN BIKE WITH THE NEW

782
00:28:46,956 --> 00:28:48,227
HYDROFORM DOWNTUBE AND A ZERO

783
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,229
STACK HEAD ZOOM.

784
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,130
>> WHY, SO YOU CAN CRACK YOUR

785
00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:52,301
HEAD WIDE OPEN GOING DOWNHILL AT

786
00:28:52,301 --> 00:28:54,233
BREAK-NECK SPEED?

787
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,234
WON´T FEEL LIKE SUCH A BIG MAN

788
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,206
THEN, WILL YOU?

789
00:28:57,206 --> 00:28:59,108
>> AND I WANT A BIG CHOCOLATE

790
00:28:59,108 --> 00:29:01,440
CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE BUNNIES AND

791
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,212
A WHOLE HOUSE MADE OF CHOCOLATE,

792
00:29:03,212 --> 00:29:04,273
CHOCOLATE CHIP.

793
00:29:04,273 --> 00:29:06,275
>> GREAT. YOU WANT SANTA TO

794
00:29:06,275 --> 00:29:09,819
BRING YOU DIABETES, IS THAT IT?

795
00:29:09,819 --> 00:29:11,781
IS YOUR MOM SINGLE? OH, SHE´S

796
00:29:11,781 --> 00:29:14,083
GOT NICE TITS.

797
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:15,084
I EVEN BOUGHT HER THIS BEAUTIFUL

798
00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:17,256
NECKLACE. IT WAS THIS LITTLE RED

799
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,328
CRYSTAL HEART.

800
00:29:19,328 --> 00:29:21,230
I´LL BET SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE

801
00:29:21,230 --> 00:29:23,833
A REAL PRINCESS IN IT. DO YOU

802
00:29:23,833 --> 00:29:25,394
THINK SHE´LL LIKE IT?

803
00:29:25,394 --> 00:29:27,296
>> OK, OK. UM, YOU KNOW, SANTA´S

804
00:29:27,296 --> 00:29:29,238
A LITTLE SAD TODAY. IT´S OK. ONE

805
00:29:29,238 --> 00:29:31,140
OF HIS REINDEER DIED. OK, SO RUN

806
00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:32,401
ALONG.

807
00:29:32,401 --> 00:29:33,803
>> THANK YOU, LIZ. YOU WERE

808
00:29:33,803 --> 00:29:37,176
RIGHT. I´M SO GLAD I DID THIS.

809
00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:39,248
´CAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES SANTA.

810
00:29:39,248 --> 00:29:40,209
>> WE´RE ACTUALLY LOSING MONEY

811
00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:41,981
ON THESE PHOTOS. SANTA IS

812
00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:42,982
FREAKING THESE KIDS OUT.

813
00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:44,283
>> IT´S WAVES OF LOVE.

814
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,384
>> YOU WANT A LATTE?

815
00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:47,356
>> A LATTE? YEAH, THAT´D BE

816
00:29:47,356 --> 00:29:49,188
GREAT. SANTA COULD DEFINITELY

817
00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:53,022
USE A...A LITTLE BEVERAGE.

818
00:29:53,022 --> 00:29:54,123
>> OK. OOH, YOU WANT A LITTLE

819
00:29:54,123 --> 00:29:55,294
HELP TO THE WORKSHOP?

820
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,125
>> I GOT IT.

821
00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:56,996
>> OK. IT´S OK.

822
00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,097
>> I JUST--I´M JUST A LITTLE

823
00:29:58,097 --> 00:29:58,898
TIRED.

824
00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,169
>> I KNOW, SWEETHEART. I KNOW.

825
00:30:00,169 --> 00:30:00,970
SANTA´S HAD--

826
00:30:00,970 --> 00:30:02,571
>> IT´S TOO MUCH LOVE.

827
00:30:06,075 --> 00:30:07,907
>> DON´T FORGET, THIS IS NOT

828
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,339
THE REAL SANTA, OK? THIS ONE´S

829
00:30:10,339 --> 00:30:11,440
JUST PRETEND, SO THERE´S NO NEED

830
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,441
TO GET SCARED. IT´S JUST

831
00:30:12,441 --> 00:30:13,843
UNCLE SEAN DRESSED UP LIKE

832
00:30:13,843 --> 00:30:14,283
SANTA.

833
00:30:14,283 --> 00:30:16,445
>> OH, MY GOD, CHRISTIAN. HE IS

834
00:30:16,445 --> 00:30:19,118
SO CUTE. WILBER, YOU ARE

835
00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:22,051
ADORABLE. I AM YOUR AUNTIE LIZ

836
00:30:22,051 --> 00:30:24,393
AND THIS IS YOUR AUNTIE POPPY.

837
00:30:24,393 --> 00:30:26,355
AND ISN´T HE ADORABLE?

838
00:30:26,355 --> 00:30:27,426
>> HE IS CUTE. DON´T GET ANY

839
00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:28,397
IDEAS.

840
00:30:28,397 --> 00:30:30,329
>> WELL, WE CAME TO SEE SANTA.

841
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:33,232
RIGHT? DIDN´T WE?

842
00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:34,964
AND DO A LITTLE SHOPPING.

843
00:30:34,964 --> 00:30:36,966
>> UH, YEAH. WARNING ON SANTA,

844
00:30:36,966 --> 00:30:37,967
HE´S A LITTLE OVERWHELMED RIGHT

845
00:30:37,967 --> 00:30:39,939
NOW. I THINK IT´S A LITTLE BIT

846
00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:42,111
TOO MUCH WITH ALL THE, UM,

847
00:30:42,111 --> 00:30:44,343
THE STUFF WITH JULIA AND

848
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,215
EVERYTHING. AND, UM, YOU KNOW,

849
00:30:46,215 --> 00:30:48,247
SANTA IS IN HIS WORKSHOP AND

850
00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:50,049
HE´S--HE´S RESTING.

851
00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:52,351
>> OH! DID YOU HEAR THAT? SANTA

852
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,083
IS IN HIS WORKSHOP. DO YOU WANT

853
00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:55,354
TO GO SEE IF HE´S MAKING TOYS?

854
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,385
YEAH?

855
00:30:56,385 --> 00:30:57,256
>> ♫ OH, WHAT A LAUGH

856
00:30:57,256 --> 00:30:59,989
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN

857
00:30:59,989 --> 00:31:03,062
IF DADDY HAD ONLY SEEN

858
00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:06,165
MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS

859
00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:10,369
LAST NIGHT,

860
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:13,642
MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS

861
00:31:13,642 --> 00:31:17,646
LAST NIGHT ♫

862
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,222
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

863
00:31:33,222 --> 00:31:35,294
>> GETTING A SUN TAN.

864
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:36,926
I COME AT NIGHT WHEN IT´S NOT SO

865
00:31:36,926 --> 00:31:38,998
CROWDED.

866
00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:40,199
>> YOU DON´T BELONG HERE.

867
00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:41,130
>> I DON´T BELONG ANYWHERE

868
00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:43,072
ANYMORE. IT´S WHY I´M HERE.

869
00:31:43,072 --> 00:31:44,403
RIGHT ACROSS FROM MY OFFICE.

870
00:31:49,678 --> 00:31:51,110
HEY, YOU SHOULD GET THAT LOOKED

871
00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:52,411
AT, IT COULD GET INFECTED.

872
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,043
>> MY H.M.O. DOESN´T COVER BUM

873
00:31:54,043 --> 00:31:55,144
FIGHTS.

874
00:31:55,144 --> 00:31:56,185
>> GOT IN A FIGHT?

875
00:31:56,185 --> 00:31:59,118
>> YEAH. GOT PAID 20 BUCKS. IT´S

876
00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:01,250
A VILLAGE SPORT. GET A COUPLE OF

877
00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:02,952
ASSHOLES DESPERATE ENOUGH TO

878
00:32:02,952 --> 00:32:04,923
KILL EACH OTHER, LET ´EM GO AT

879
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,126
IT. I FIGURED I COULD GET SOME

880
00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:08,297
MONEY TO BUY MY DAUGHTER A

881
00:32:08,297 --> 00:32:11,030
CHRISTMAS PRESENT. DAMN FOSTER

882
00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:12,401
PARENTS SPENT ALL THEIR MONEY ON

883
00:32:12,401 --> 00:32:15,704
THEIR OWN KIDS.

884
00:32:15,704 --> 00:32:18,037
>> WHAT´S HER NAME?

885
00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:20,169
>> LUCY.

886
00:32:20,169 --> 00:32:21,040
SHE HASN´T HAD A DECENT

887
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,044
CHRISTMAS SINCE HER MAMA DIED.

888
00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:26,675
WHAT THE HELL, ALL THE STORES

889
00:32:26,675 --> 00:32:29,048
ARE CLOSED ANYWAY. I´LL DO LIKE

890
00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:31,380
YOU SAID, JUST USE IT TO GET ME

891
00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:33,252
SOME JACK FOR ANOTHER DAY.

892
00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:42,231
>> WANT SOME?

893
00:32:42,231 --> 00:32:45,234
GO ON.

894
00:32:45,234 --> 00:32:49,398
>> [SIGHS]

895
00:32:49,398 --> 00:32:50,339
>> HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU

896
00:32:50,339 --> 00:32:51,400
DOING?

897
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,971
>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

898
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:57,006
>> PAIN´S PAIN, REMEMBER?

899
00:32:57,006 --> 00:32:58,147
>> YOU WANT TO COME DOWN HERE IN

900
00:32:58,147 --> 00:32:59,478
THE HOLE WITH ME? ´CAUSE RIGHT

901
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,749
NOW YOU´RE JUST CIRCLING THE

902
00:33:00,749 --> 00:33:02,351
RIM. IF YOU FALL DOWN, YOU´LL

903
00:33:02,351 --> 00:33:03,382
FIND THE WALLS ARE SO STEEP

904
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,353
YOU´LL NEVER GET OUT.

905
00:33:04,353 --> 00:33:06,485
>> THAT´S WHERE I WANT TO BE.

906
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,017
WHERE IT´S SO DARK NO ONE KNOWS

907
00:33:08,017 --> 00:33:09,458
WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU´VE

908
00:33:09,458 --> 00:33:12,091
BECOME.

909
00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:14,093
>> I KNOW. YOU´RE JUST GOING

910
00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:16,425
THROUGH THE DARK NIGHT AND SOUL.

911
00:33:16,425 --> 00:33:18,167
BUT YOU´VE STILL GOT LIGHT IN

912
00:33:18,167 --> 00:33:20,769
YOU. YOU GOT TO HANG ON TO THAT.

913
00:33:30,339 --> 00:33:36,014
>> YOUR NOSE LOOKS BROKEN.

914
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,687
YOU COULD USE SOME STITCHES.

915
00:33:38,687 --> 00:33:42,421
MY OFFICE IS NOT FAR.

916
00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:44,653
>> [CHUCKLES]

917
00:34:13,082 --> 00:34:15,684
>> ALL RIGHT.

918
00:34:15,684 --> 00:34:18,757
I THINK YOU´RE GOOD TO GO.

919
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:21,160
>> WHAT ABOUT YOU?

920
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,293
>> I THINK I´M GOOD TO GO, TOO.

921
00:34:24,293 --> 00:34:26,135
>> ALL RIGHT, THEN.

922
00:34:44,413 --> 00:34:47,486
>> YOU KNOW, THERE´S ONLY ONE

923
00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:50,489
OTHER PATIENT IN RECOVERY.

924
00:34:50,489 --> 00:34:52,521
WHY DON´T YOU STAY HERE TONIGHT?

925
00:34:52,521 --> 00:34:55,794
WARM BED, QUIET. YOU COULD TAKE

926
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:59,198
A SHOWER IN THE MORNING.

927
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:01,430
>> CLEAN SHEETS. THAT´S BEEN

928
00:35:01,430 --> 00:35:03,402
A WHILE.

929
00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:06,875
>> LOOK, I DON´T KNOW WHAT YOUR

930
00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:10,309
PLANS ARE TOMORROW, BUT IF YOU´D

931
00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:14,743
LIKE TO STOP BY MY PLACE, HAVE

932
00:35:14,743 --> 00:35:16,415
A BITE TO EAT.

933
00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:17,716
[CLICKS PEN]

934
00:35:21,890 --> 00:35:25,824
THIS IS MY ADDRESS.

935
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:28,757
I´LL GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF SUITS,

936
00:35:28,757 --> 00:35:30,199
IF YOU DON´T MIND BROWN BROOKS

937
00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:31,500
BROTHERS.

938
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:33,832
>> BEGGARS CAN´T BE CHOOSERS.

939
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:39,238
>> YOU´RE NOT A BEGGAR.

940
00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:40,909
>> YOU´RE NOT AN ASSHOLE.

941
00:35:46,475 --> 00:35:50,219
HEY, DOC.

942
00:35:50,219 --> 00:35:52,681
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

943
00:35:52,681 --> 00:35:56,885
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO.

944
00:35:56,885 --> 00:35:59,228
>> COOL, HUH? THAT´S IT. YOU

945
00:35:59,228 --> 00:36:00,859
JUST--YOU PUT IT ON THERE AND

946
00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:02,231
THEN IT´S HANGING.

947
00:36:08,237 --> 00:36:09,368
THERE SHE IS.

948
00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:10,369
[WHISPERING] Let´s go say hello

949
00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:12,471
to a friend. Come on.

950
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:17,676
COME ON OVER. COME ON.

951
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:21,380
>> HI. YOU MUST BE WILBER. IT´S

952
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:22,451
REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. I´M

953
00:36:22,451 --> 00:36:23,952
MICHELLE.

954
00:36:23,952 --> 00:36:26,785
[LAUGHS]

955
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,487
AND THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

956
00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:33,262
TREE I HAVE EVER SEEN. EVER.

957
00:36:33,262 --> 00:36:34,693
CAN I HELP YOU FINISH DECORATING

958
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:35,864
IT?

959
00:36:35,864 --> 00:36:36,795
>> LET´S GO SHOW HER HOW TO

960
00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:38,227
DECORATE THE TREE, SHALL WE?

961
00:36:38,227 --> 00:36:39,668
GIVE ME A KISS. MWAH. OK, COME

962
00:36:39,668 --> 00:36:42,901
ON. LET´S SHOW HER. PUT IT UP ON

963
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:48,307
THE TREE. THERE YOU GO.

964
00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:51,710
MMM.

965
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,782
OK.

966
00:36:53,782 --> 00:36:55,884
LET´S SHOW HER EXACTLY HOW TO DO

967
00:36:55,884 --> 00:36:56,985
THIS ´CAUSE I´M SURE SHE CAN´T

968
00:36:56,985 --> 00:36:59,288
REMEMBER.

969
00:36:59,288 --> 00:37:00,989
LET´S PUT IT ON THE TREE.

970
00:37:00,989 --> 00:37:05,294
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

971
00:37:05,294 --> 00:37:09,298
[RING]

972
00:37:09,298 --> 00:37:10,459
>> HELLO.

973
00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:11,700
[SPEAKING FRENCH]

974
00:37:25,374 --> 00:37:27,316
>> [GRUNTING]

975
00:37:52,401 --> 00:37:54,042
AAH!

976
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,013
>> NEED ANYTHING BEFORE I GO?

977
00:38:05,013 --> 00:38:07,986
>> AAH!

978
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,858
I...I THOUGHT THE PLACE WAS

979
00:38:09,858 --> 00:38:12,921
DESERTED.

980
00:38:12,921 --> 00:38:14,493
>> I´M SOLO ON CHRISTMAS EVE,

981
00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:18,797
TOO.

982
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,999
THERE´S A GUY IN RECOVERY. I

983
00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:22,431
DON´T KNOW IF YOU´RE UP TO IT,

984
00:38:22,431 --> 00:38:23,802
BUT HE COULD CERTAINLY USE A

985
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,534
FRIEND.

986
00:38:25,534 --> 00:38:28,807
>> YES, WELL, WE ALL COULD.

987
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:29,778
>> GOOD NIGHT.

988
00:38:29,778 --> 00:38:30,909
>> NIGHT.

989
00:38:36,785 --> 00:38:37,946
IT´S AWFUL BEING ALONE ON

990
00:38:37,946 --> 00:38:41,950
CHRISTMAS EVE, ISN´T IT?

991
00:38:41,950 --> 00:38:43,922
I BROUGHT A DRINK.

992
00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:45,654
>> I´M ON THE WAGON.

993
00:38:45,654 --> 00:38:49,558
>> ON CHRISTMAS EVE? NONSENSE.

994
00:38:49,558 --> 00:38:52,961
IT´S A 1991 PHILIP BRUNOX.

995
00:38:52,961 --> 00:38:55,864
[POURING]

996
00:38:55,864 --> 00:38:57,436
[SIGHS]

997
00:39:05,714 --> 00:39:08,517
IT´S PERFECTION.

998
00:39:08,517 --> 00:39:09,878
IT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING.

999
00:39:09,878 --> 00:39:11,049
TAKES THE STING OUT OF BEING

1000
00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,651
AWAY FROM ONE´S FAMILY AND ONE´S

1001
00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:13,682
FRIENDS.

1002
00:39:13,682 --> 00:39:14,653
>> I DON´T HAVE ANY.

1003
00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:15,924
>> NO?

1004
00:39:15,924 --> 00:39:18,557
>> EXCEPT MY DAUGHTER. FAR AS

1005
00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:20,659
SHE´S CONCERNED, I´M DEAD.

1006
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:25,864
>> THAT IS SO SAD.

1007
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:26,995
WELL, WE´LL BE EACH OTHER´S

1008
00:39:26,995 --> 00:39:29,638
FAMILY THIS CHRISTMAS EVE.

1009
00:39:29,638 --> 00:39:31,600
SHALL WE?

1010
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,472
AFTER ALL, WE ARE ALONE. JUST

1011
00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:34,773
THE TWO OF US. EVEN THE NIGHT

1012
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:38,006
NURSE IS GONE. I´M JAMES.

1013
00:39:38,006 --> 00:39:39,878
>> THAT´S A MAN´S NAME.

1014
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:43,051
>> IN FRENCH, J´AIME MEANS, "I

1015
00:39:43,051 --> 00:39:44,513
LOVE."

1016
00:39:48,557 --> 00:39:49,558
>> REEFER.

1017
00:39:49,558 --> 00:39:50,519
>> [LAUGHS]

1018
00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:51,490
WELL, THAT´S THE SAME IN ANY

1019
00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:55,894
LANGUAGE, ISN´T IT?

1020
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:58,927
IT´S ABSOLUTELY HEAVENLY.

1021
00:39:58,927 --> 00:40:00,499
[LAUGHING]

1022
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:02,801
BUBBLES GOING INTO MY HEAD.

1023
00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:04,803
REEFER, WOULDN´T YOU LIKE TO

1024
00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:07,035
JOIN ME? I FEEL PATHETIC

1025
00:40:07,035 --> 00:40:09,808
DRINKING ALONE.

1026
00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:11,640
>> JUST A LITTLE.

1027
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:12,681
>> YES.

1028
00:40:16,044 --> 00:40:16,915
[GLASS CLANKS]

1029
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,817
[POURING]

1030
00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,519
ISN´T CHAMPAGNE POSITIVELY

1031
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:23,592
MAGIC?

1032
00:40:23,592 --> 00:40:26,655
ONE GLASS AND ALL YOUR TROUBLES

1033
00:40:26,655 --> 00:40:31,930
VANISH INTO THIN AIR.

1034
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,462
CHEERS.

1035
00:40:49,678 --> 00:40:52,020
♫ GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMAN,

1036
00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:54,753
LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY ♫

1037
00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:56,555
Both: ♫ REMEMBER CHRIST

1038
00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:57,826
OUR SAVIOR

1039
00:40:57,826 --> 00:41:00,659
WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♫

1040
00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:02,531
>> ♫ TO SAVE US ALL

1041
00:41:02,531 --> 00:41:04,593
FROM SATAN´S POWER

1042
00:41:04,593 --> 00:41:09,968
WHEN WE HAVE GONE ASTRAY,

1043
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:15,744
OH, TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY,

1044
00:41:15,744 --> 00:41:17,976
COMFORT AND JOY,

1045
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:22,751
OH, TIDINGS OF COMFORT

1046
00:41:22,751 --> 00:41:26,655
AND JOY ♫

1047
00:41:26,655 --> 00:41:27,656
>> WHY DIDN´T YOU TELL ME HE WAS

1048
00:41:27,656 --> 00:41:29,117
BLACK?

1049
00:41:29,117 --> 00:41:30,759
>> JUST NOT SOMETHING I EVER

1050
00:41:30,759 --> 00:41:33,762
THOUGHT ABOUT. ALL I SEE WHEN I

1051
00:41:33,762 --> 00:41:36,264
LOOK AT HIM IS HIM.

1052
00:41:36,264 --> 00:41:38,126
>> HE´S LIKE A LITTLE ANGEL COME

1053
00:41:38,126 --> 00:41:41,870
TO US AT CHRISTMAS.

1054
00:41:41,870 --> 00:41:46,034
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

1055
00:41:46,034 --> 00:41:48,036
[RING]

1056
00:41:48,036 --> 00:41:50,779
ONE OF BURT´S PLANT MANAGERS.

1057
00:41:50,779 --> 00:41:55,544
HELLO?

1058
00:41:55,544 --> 00:41:57,245
I´LL BE RIGHT THERE.

1059
00:41:57,245 --> 00:41:58,917
[WILBER BABBLES]

1060
00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,518
A PIPE BURST IN ONE OF BURT´S

1061
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:01,990
MEDICAL SUPPLY PLANTS.

1062
00:42:01,990 --> 00:42:02,991
>> IT´S CHRISTMAS EVE. WE´RE

1063
00:42:02,991 --> 00:42:04,022
JUST ABOUT TO EAT.

1064
00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:07,255
>> I KNOW. I WON´T BE LONG.

1065
00:42:07,255 --> 00:42:10,228
I´LL CALL YOU ON MY WAY BACK.

1066
00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:13,962
MMM-MMM.

1067
00:42:13,962 --> 00:42:18,136
[LITTLE DRUMMER BOY PLAYING]

1068
00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:22,140
>> ♫ COME, THEY TOLD ME,

1069
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:27,746
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,

1070
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:30,148
A NEW BORN KING... ♫

1071
00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:34,222
>> OH, MY GOD.

1072
00:42:34,222 --> 00:42:36,024
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

1073
00:42:36,024 --> 00:42:37,886
>> SUCH SHOCK. SURELY IN MED

1074
00:42:37,886 --> 00:42:38,887
SCHOOL YOU MUST HAVE ENCOUNTERED

1075
00:42:38,887 --> 00:42:40,058
A CADAVER OR TWO.

1076
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,961
>> WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?

1077
00:42:42,961 --> 00:42:44,763
THIS WAS A HUMAN BEING.

1078
00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:46,595
>> HE HAD NO FAMILY OR FRIENDS.

1079
00:42:46,595 --> 00:42:47,936
HIS ONLY SKILL WAS DRINKING.

1080
00:42:47,936 --> 00:42:48,767
AT LEAST WE GAVE HIM

1081
00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:50,138
AN OPPORTUNITY TO CONTRIBUTE

1082
00:42:50,138 --> 00:42:52,300
SOMETHING TO SOCIETY.

1083
00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:54,002
AND CONTRIBUTE HE DID. DEANNA

1084
00:42:54,002 --> 00:42:55,203
MADE A PRETTY CLEAN SWEEP OFF

1085
00:42:55,203 --> 00:42:56,905
HIM. OF COURSE, HIS LIVER WAS

1086
00:42:56,905 --> 00:42:59,277
USELESS. SHE SNUCK THEM OUT IN A

1087
00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:02,210
GUCCI TRAVEL BAG. LITTLE

1088
00:43:02,210 --> 00:43:04,082
CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR ME.

1089
00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,884
>> WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

1090
00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:07,115
>> CLEAN UP, DARLING. GARBAGE

1091
00:43:07,115 --> 00:43:08,917
DISPOSAL. OR WOULD YOU PREFER

1092
00:43:08,917 --> 00:43:09,788
THAT I LEFT HIM THERE ON THE

1093
00:43:09,788 --> 00:43:11,059
TABLE FOR THE F.B.I. TO DISCOVER

1094
00:43:11,059 --> 00:43:12,020
IN THE MORNING?

1095
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,862
>> I CAN´T.

1096
00:43:13,862 --> 00:43:16,324
I CAN´T DO THIS ANYMORE, JAMES.

1097
00:43:16,324 --> 00:43:22,130
I CAN´T. PLEASE.

1098
00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:23,371
>> IMAGINE TRYING TO EXPLAIN

1099
00:43:23,371 --> 00:43:25,834
THIS TO YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND. IT

1100
00:43:25,834 --> 00:43:26,805
WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING YOU´VE

1101
00:43:26,805 --> 00:43:29,237
WORKED FOR. GUESS WHAT. I

1102
00:43:29,237 --> 00:43:31,379
COULDN´T DO THAT TO YOU. NOT ON

1103
00:43:31,379 --> 00:43:34,813
CHRISTMAS.

1104
00:43:34,813 --> 00:43:35,784
>> [SIGHS]

1105
00:43:35,784 --> 00:43:38,346
AFTER I CUT HIM UP, HOW DO YOU

1106
00:43:38,346 --> 00:43:40,088
SUPPOSE WE GET HIM OUT OF HERE

1107
00:43:40,088 --> 00:43:41,890
UNNOTICED?

1108
00:43:41,890 --> 00:43:43,221
THERE ARE AGENTS SURROUNDING

1109
00:43:43,221 --> 00:43:45,353
THE BUILDING.

1110
00:43:45,353 --> 00:43:46,955
>> DO YOUR WORK, DARLING, AND

1111
00:43:46,955 --> 00:43:49,357
I´LL ATTEND TO THE DETAILS.

1112
00:43:49,357 --> 00:43:51,900
>> ♫ PARUM PUM PUM PUM,

1113
00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:56,264
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,

1114
00:43:56,264 --> 00:44:00,038
SHALL I PLAY FOR YOU,

1115
00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:05,113
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,

1116
00:44:05,113 --> 00:44:07,045
ON MY DRUM? ♫

1117
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:17,125
>> MRS. LANDAU?

1118
00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:19,027
>> AGENT CRAFT.

1119
00:44:19,027 --> 00:44:20,929
>> FRIEND OF YOURS?

1120
00:44:20,929 --> 00:44:23,892
>> SHE´S THE PATIENT. WAS. UM,

1121
00:44:23,892 --> 00:44:25,994
SHE´S BEEN DISCHARGED FOR

1122
00:44:25,994 --> 00:44:27,095
CHRISTMAS. WE´RE DOING VOLUNTEER

1123
00:44:27,095 --> 00:44:30,799
WORK TOGETHER.

1124
00:44:30,799 --> 00:44:32,040
>> NEED SOME HELP WITH THAT?

1125
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:36,304
>> NO, NO. CAN MANAGE. TOYS.

1126
00:44:36,304 --> 00:44:37,245
DELIVERING THEM TO

1127
00:44:37,245 --> 00:44:38,977
THE CHILDREN´S HOSPITAL.

1128
00:44:38,977 --> 00:44:40,108
PASS THEM AROUND.

1129
00:44:40,108 --> 00:44:42,280
>> THAT´S NICE. THINKING OF

1130
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,112
OTHERS ON CHRISTMAS EVE.

1131
00:44:44,112 --> 00:44:45,183
>> WELL.

1132
00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:46,154
>> THANKS FOR KEEPING AN EYE ON

1133
00:44:46,154 --> 00:44:48,316
THE PLACE. IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW

1134
00:44:48,316 --> 00:44:51,089
THAT YOU´RE HERE. GOOD NIGHT.

1135
00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:53,161
>> GOOD NIGHT.

1136
00:44:53,161 --> 00:44:54,763
>> GOOD NIGHT.

1137
00:45:03,131 --> 00:45:07,005
>> ♫ COME, THEY TOLD ME,

1138
00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:12,340
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,

1139
00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:15,944
A NEW BORN KING TO SEE,

1140
00:45:15,944 --> 00:45:21,319
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,

1141
00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:24,923
OUR FINEST GIFTS WE BRING,

1142
00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:30,799
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,

1143
00:45:30,799 --> 00:45:33,802
TO LAY BEFORE THE KING,

1144
00:45:33,802 --> 00:45:36,234
PARUM PUM PUM PUM,

1145
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:38,807
RUM PUM PUM PUM,

1146
00:45:38,807 --> 00:45:43,341
RUM PUM PUM PUM,

1147
00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:52,020
SO TO HONOR HIM,

1148
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,021
WHEN WE COME... ♫

1149
00:45:53,021 --> 00:45:57,425
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

1150
00:45:57,425 --> 00:45:58,256
>> HEY.

1151
00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,828
>> HEY.

1152
00:45:59,828 --> 00:46:01,029
>> WILBER WANTED TO SPEND

1153
00:46:01,029 --> 00:46:02,831
CHRISTMAS WITH HIS UNCLE SEAN,

1154
00:46:02,831 --> 00:46:04,762
AND I WANTED TO CHECK UP ON

1155
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:10,839
SANTA. I WAS WORRIED ABOUT HIM.

1156
00:46:10,839 --> 00:46:12,100
>> [SIGHS]

1157
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:13,341
WHAT HAPPENED TO MICHELLE? COME

1158
00:46:13,341 --> 00:46:15,043
DOWN WITH THE FLU OR SOMETHING?

1159
00:46:15,043 --> 00:46:16,945
>> A PIPE AT ONE OF BURT´S

1160
00:46:16,945 --> 00:46:19,777
PLANTS BURST. THAT´S THE PRICE

1161
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,779
YOU PAY FOR BEING IN LOVE WITH

1162
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,251
A BUSINESSWOMAN, I GUESS.

1163
00:46:23,251 --> 00:46:24,853
[CHUCKLES]

1164
00:46:24,853 --> 00:46:25,383
RIGHT?

1165
00:46:25,383 --> 00:46:26,915
>> WELL, I´VE GOT SOME CHRISTMAS

1166
00:46:26,915 --> 00:46:29,257
CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP COOKING. OR

1167
00:46:29,257 --> 00:46:31,019
WE COULD ORDER OUT.

1168
00:46:31,019 --> 00:46:33,021
>> CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP. CHICKEN

1169
00:46:33,021 --> 00:46:33,992
NOODLE SOUP. WE LOVE CHICKEN

1170
00:46:33,992 --> 00:46:34,963
NOODLE SOUP. DO YOU LIKE CHICKEN

1171
00:46:34,963 --> 00:46:35,393
NOODLE SOUP?

1172
00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:37,025
DO YOU LIKE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP?

1173
00:46:37,025 --> 00:46:37,966
YOU LIKE IT? YEAH, WE LIKE

1174
00:46:37,966 --> 00:46:39,297
CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP.

1175
00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,398
>> HEY, YOU WANT TO HELP ME

1176
00:46:40,398 --> 00:46:42,170
FINISH DECORATING THE TREE?

1177
00:46:42,170 --> 00:46:45,073
YEAH? COME HERE. ALL RIGHT, IT´S

1178
00:46:45,073 --> 00:46:46,274
RIGHT IN HERE.

1179
00:46:46,274 --> 00:46:47,135
>> CAN I COME, TOO?

1180
00:46:47,135 --> 00:46:50,879
>> YEAH, YOU CAN COME.

1181
00:46:50,879 --> 00:46:55,383
SEE THERE?

1182
00:46:55,383 --> 00:46:57,986
GOT THIS. YOU HOLD IT BY

1183
00:46:57,986 --> 00:46:59,287
A STRING, YOU PUT IT AS HIGH AS

1184
00:46:59,287 --> 00:47:01,189
YOU CAN, OK?

1185
00:47:01,189 --> 00:47:03,591
HERE. JUST GOT TO PICK THE RIGHT

1186
00:47:03,591 --> 00:47:05,023
BRANCH.

1187
00:47:08,857 --> 00:47:10,298
THAT WAS HIGH.

1188
00:47:22,610 --> 00:47:23,611
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1189
00:47:23,611 --> 00:47:24,612
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1190
00:47:24,612 --> 00:47:26,574
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