1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:02,794 Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,105 Maze: You're the lord of hell, 3 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:05,129 for crying out loud. 4 00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:07,257 Shouldn't you be spending your valuable time 5 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:09,593 doing something more significant? 6 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:12,304 I'm retired, maze. I've got nothing but time. 7 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,890 Your return to the underworld has been requested. 8 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,017 Remind dad that I quit hell 9 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:19,546 because I was sick and tired of playing a part in his play. 10 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,522 We should be out there solving a homicide 11 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,482 and punishing those responsible. 12 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,359 We? How could you possibly help me? 13 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,027 I have the ability 14 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:28,756 to draw out peoples' forbidden desires. 15 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,739 I got it. I got it. The name, 16 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,032 the whole Lucifer thing. 17 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:33,992 And desire is like your superpower. 18 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,595 Mm, it's more like a gift from god really. 19 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,059 You're thinking about it, aren't you? 20 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,348 See, I wouldn't recommend it. 21 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:39,373 I'm like walking heroin. 22 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:40,999 Ah, you're the devil. 23 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,417 Mm, correct. 24 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,218 Give me one second. 25 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:55,013 Please. Please don't kill me. 26 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,222 You're gonna wish 27 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,558 that's all I did to you. 28 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,142 Maze: [Just can't understand 29 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,631 why you would save a human life. 30 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,229 Something different about her 31 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,277 that I don't quite understand, and it vexes me. 32 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,857 Maybe it's not her that's different. 33 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,526 Lucifer: Right. Here's the deal. 34 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,774 We can have as much naked cuddle time as you desire, 35 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:12,364 but you're gonna have to listen to me, too. 36 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,551 You know, just an existential dilemma or two. Deal? 37 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,243 Linda: Yes. 38 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,163 J'j' 39 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:26,878 j“ I ain't go no soul, the preacher told me so j“ 40 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:31,675 j“ I'm out... on my own j“ 41 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:35,053 j“ I ain't got no soul, the preacher told me so... j“ 42 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,973 man: Save your soul! It's up to you! 43 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,558 I ask you to repent! 44 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,393 Repent your sins 45 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,603 before it is too late! 46 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:43,604 It is the end 47 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:44,980 of times! 48 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,815 The devil walks among us! 49 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:50,527 Padre, you have no idea how right you are. 50 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:52,255 But there's no need to be angry about it. 51 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:53,405 Enjoy the ride. 52 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:54,781 Man: Bless you. 53 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:56,658 Have you seen the face of the devil? 54 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:59,620 0h, every morning in the mirror, pal. 55 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:00,912 Exactly! 56 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,414 He's in all of us! 57 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,499 In our every moment of weakness. 58 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:05,959 Look at this world! 59 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,587 The sin, the lust! 60 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,130 It is the devil's touch. 61 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:11,979 N-N-No, don't give me credit for all that. 62 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,259 You humans do plenty all on your own. 63 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:20,766 What's your problem, pal? 64 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,768 Excuse me? 65 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,787 Yeah, uh, why don't you move your shtick along. 66 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,438 Okay, I'm not sharing my tips with you, 67 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,440 - if that's what you're angling for. - Oh. 68 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,400 Right. Is this a performance? 69 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,462 Are you like the Chewbacca and the spider-man down the street? 70 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,945 I have to say, you're very good. 71 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,634 Yeah, so why don't you go bother them. 72 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:36,861 You're bad for my business. 73 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,660 Repent! The devil... 74 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,495 Isn't finished with you yet. 75 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,499 You see, what I hate more than anything is a liar, 76 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:49,586 a charlatan, someone who doesn't believe in what they say. 77 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:52,297 So what are you gonna do about it? 78 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,092 Why, make you a believer, of course. 79 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,472 S-S... uh, stay away! 80 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,723 He's the devil! 81 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,433 You don't understand! 82 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:05,352 This isn't a performance! He's the devil! 83 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,978 He's the devil! 84 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,814 It's true. It is true. 85 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:13,860 Yes, thanks, everyone. 86 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:16,988 I'm, uh, here till, well, the end of time, actually. 87 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,797 Linda: So you're the devil. Lucifer: Yes. 88 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:23,245 Yes. Well, Satan, beelzebub, old scratch. 89 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,330 Actually, I like that one in particular. 90 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,666 But, uh, those were the old me. 91 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,668 These days, you just have plain old Lucifer. 92 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:33,380 And you've left hell behind to take a vacation in Los Angeles. 93 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,048 Well, where else would I go? 94 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,468 You don't seem too bothered 95 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,387 by my being the prince of darkness. 96 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:43,140 I'm willing to work within your metaphor. 97 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:44,891 Right. 98 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,893 Sometimes it's easier to make intimate issues 99 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:49,396 about something bigger than yourself. 100 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,523 Well, there are few things bigger than myself. 101 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,859 I'm well aware. 102 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,404 Ah. 103 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:01,783 Last we spoke, you were bothered about feelings of humanity. 104 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,244 I was, yes, but I have good news for you on that front. 105 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:05,245 I'm healed. 106 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:06,830 Is that so? 107 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:08,915 Yes. Yes, back to my normal, devilish self. 108 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,500 No pesky empathy to be found. 109 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:11,877 I'd kick a puppy 110 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,336 if one waltzed by. 111 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,380 I'm joking. Puppies don't waltz. 112 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:18,049 You like to hide insecurity in humor, 113 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,634 don't you? 114 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:20,945 Uaughsfi I don't have insecurities. 115 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,096 Mm. Everyone does. 116 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:27,809 Very well. I'll play your game. 117 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,728 What do you think I'm insecure about? 118 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,230 That you are changing, 119 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,566 but that you don't know what's causing the change. 120 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,359 Or who. 121 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,322 We'll pick this up next time. 122 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,282 What? Oh, very well. 123 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,910 A deal's a deal. Though, why do I feel 124 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,096 like you're getting more out of our bargain than I am? 125 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,120 Ooh! Hello! 126 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,457 Thank you. Here. 127 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,918 - Donald. - How are you, sir? 128 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:56,296 J“ hear voices through the wall j“ 129 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:57,923 j“ whole room comes to their feet j“ 130 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,091 j“ I know it's never enough j“ 131 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,802 j“ rendered obsolete j“ 132 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,637 j“ just a shot in the dark j' 133 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,430 j“ my god, what have you done? J“ 134 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,349 j“ spills out into the streets j“ 135 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,351 j“ all bows down to j“ 136 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,144 j“ valkyrie j“ 137 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:14,940 j“ tell me everything and, baby, I'll believe j“ 138 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,944 j“ dancing with the devil, sweating gasoline j“ 139 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,872 J“ rolling down the river j“ 140 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,113 j“ 'cause it's automatic j“ 141 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,549 J“ so dramatic j“ 142 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,283 j“ every time guaranteed... j“ 143 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,618 oh, I didn't order a drink. 144 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:27,947 Maze: Courtesy of the owner. 145 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,788 This is from Lucifer? 146 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,207 He asked me to make you something you'd like. 147 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,500 Did I get it wrong? 148 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,294 You and Lucifer seem really close. 149 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:39,589 I followed him through the gates of hell. 150 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,299 I'll take that as a "yes." 151 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:05,282 Hello, detective. 152 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,701 How has your undercover surveillance 153 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,327 of my activities gone so far? 154 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,371 I've looked into you. 155 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,832 Your name really is Lucifer morningstar. 156 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,710 And as far as I can tell, you didn't exist five years ago. 157 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,128 On the earthly plane, no. 158 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:21,673 People don't appear out of thin air. 159 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,425 Who were you? 160 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:26,511 How did you survive getting shot six times by Jimmy Barnes? 161 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,639 Is that your normal reaction to someone saving your life? 162 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,568 - Investigating them? - When I see something 163 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,602 I can't explain, yeah, I look for answers. 164 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,663 Well, I've given you the answer, detective. It's not my fault 165 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:36,479 you won't accept it. 166 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:37,480 Do you know what I think? 167 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,357 I stopped trying to guess. 168 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,151 I think you like me. 169 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:43,904 What part of the look on my face gives you that impression? 170 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,090 No, no, no, it's not about the face. It's about the eyes, 171 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,824 what's behind them. I think you see 172 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,826 something that you truly desire, and you... 173 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,595 You don't know what to do with yourself, 174 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:54,039 do you? 175 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,874 Really? 176 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,208 Uh-huh. 177 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,545 - Hmm. - That's more like it. 178 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:07,052 Detective, I never knew you cared. 179 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,053 Mm. 180 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,263 Ooh. 181 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,397 No bulletproof vest. 182 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:20,899 What? 183 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,667 I just couldn't imagine how you'd get it 184 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,235 under that suit, but I had to check. 185 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,237 What is it? What is it? What is it? 186 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,086 I'm gonna figure out your secret, Lucifer. 187 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,533 Not a secret if I'm telling you the answer! 188 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,702 It's... 189 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,871 Why don't I affect you, detective? 190 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,748 What makes you different? 191 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,708 I guess we both have our mysteries. 192 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,419 Ah. Well, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 193 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,547 Oh, god, not that again. 194 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,591 Decken 195 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,552 are you sure? 196 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,054 Yes. 197 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,139 Yes, um, please send me the address. 198 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,308 I... I owe you one. 199 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,602 Oh, finally. 200 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,646 Now that affected you. What was it? 201 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,440 Detective? 202 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,318 Detective?! 203 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,283 Come on. Active scene. 204 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,375 The victim was being followed by a paparazzo. 205 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:21,793 Tried to lose his tail. 206 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,461 Instead, lost control of his car. 207 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:24,754 Died on impact. 208 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:27,132 The paparazzo following him was...? 209 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,842 Was Nick hofmeister, yeah. 210 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,970 Who's the victim? 211 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,638 Robbie Russell Jr. 212 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,141 The son of the movie star? 213 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,143 He wasn't in the business, was he? 214 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,311 Didn't stop everyone from wanting pictures of him. 215 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,397 They're vultures. 216 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,024 You get a statement from Nick? 217 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,752 You can't be involved in an active case 218 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,360 until you're off medical leave. 219 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:51,114 Listen, I get why you wanted to be here, I do. 220 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,241 But you have to bring him? 221 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,290 You've got to be kidding me. 222 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:01,498 What are you doing here? 223 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,877 Oh! How's your ex? 224 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,171 He's not the reason you rushed over here, is he? 225 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,672 Answer the question. 226 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,521 I'm trying to solve my mystery, detective. 227 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,177 If I don't affect you, I'm curious as to what does. 228 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,138 Oh, and I think 229 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:16,639 I've just found my answer. 230 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,016 Who's that? 231 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,224 He's a paparazzo. 232 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,227 Oh. Had a little run-in with him 233 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,916 during your hot tub high school days, did you? Huh? Is that it? 234 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,815 Yeah, you could say that. He's a cockroach. 235 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,193 But he'll figure a way out of this. He always does. 236 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,861 You want to talk to him, don't you? 237 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,380 Well, go on, then. What's stopping you? 238 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,114 The rules? Huh? 239 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,407 Detective douche? 240 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,367 If you desire something, just take it. 241 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,411 Chloe: Lucifer, what are you doing? 242 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,164 Hello. 243 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,210 Chloe: You finally did it, Nick. 244 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,521 You finally wanted a photo so bad that you killed someone. 245 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,089 You're not gonna get away with this. 246 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,340 I'm gonna make sure of it. 247 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,467 You're right. 248 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:53,835 Say that again? You're right. 249 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,303 I went too far. I'll confess. 250 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,347 Okay. 251 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,724 Maybe he's less cockroach, more dung beetle? 252 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,018 Police work always this easy? 253 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,686 No. That's the problem. 254 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,064 Right. Well, do you mind if I give it a whirl? 255 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,149 Tell me, dung beetle, 256 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,610 what is it you desire? 257 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:16,241 I... would like to confess. 258 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,159 Yes, yes, yes, but why? 259 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,536 Because I deserve it. 260 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,037 I've just done... 261 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,207 So many terrible things, you know? 262 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:27,043 I see it as my chance to-to... 263 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,044 Chance to what? 264 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,253 No. 265 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,006 I... if I tell you, 266 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,895 - he's just gonna... no. Just... - He? Who? 267 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,152 Would you please make him stop? 268 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,176 - Who? He who? - Him. 269 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,679 - Tell him. - What are you hiding? 270 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,767 - What are you doing? Hey. - You said "he." Who? 271 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,534 Neither one of you are supposed to be here. Especially you. 272 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,558 Come on. 273 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,018 All right. Temper, temper. 274 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,625 Right. Well, that's done. 275 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,819 If Nick's covering for someone, 276 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,880 that means the real murderer is still out there. 277 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,632 Yes, plenty of murderers are out there, detective. 278 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,908 You heard the man. He deserves the punishment. 279 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,952 At least he's getting it. 280 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,745 But that's not enough for you, is it? 281 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,289 You hate that dung beetle. 282 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,624 Are you really gonna try and prove his innocence? 283 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,586 I'm gonna find out who really killed this kid. 284 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,254 So that's a yes. 285 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,173 Wow, aren't you full of surprises. 286 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,636 Well, where do we begin? 287 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,680 J'j' 288 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:39,073 You think Nick hofmeister is innocent? You? 289 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,742 He confessed, Dan. 290 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,303 Nick wouldn't confess to a parking ticket, 291 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,119 let alone a murder. 292 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,787 It just sounded like 293 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,596 - he was covering for someone. - So wait. 294 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,792 First he confessed, then he told you he didn't do it? 295 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,461 Well, he didn't want to. 296 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,422 You know, Lucifer, um... Made him. 297 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,424 Do I even want to know what that means? 298 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,943 Look, he was about to tell us more 299 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,236 before you came and took him away, Dan. 300 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,803 You know what, his car is at the scene. 301 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,555 He confessed. I know. 302 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,324 Is this the fight that you want to pick? 303 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,767 Just promise me you'll look into it. 304 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,685 I'll do my job. 305 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,020 Go home. 306 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,647 Okay. 307 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,166 And take your weird club-owner sidekick with you 308 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,025 - before I arrest him. - For what? 309 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,069 Let's start with smoking pot at a crime scene. 310 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,614 Uh, sorry, do you want a hit? 311 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,741 N-No. 312 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,844 It's "puff, puff, pass," not "puff, puff, stomp angrily." 313 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,161 You brought pot to a crime scene? 314 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,496 I most certainly did not. 315 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:27,497 I found it here. 316 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:28,998 You found it? 317 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,567 You found it here at a crime scene? 318 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,852 Yes, in the dung beetle's car. 319 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,461 You smoked evidence? 320 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,380 Well, it would've gone to waste otherwise. 321 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,149 That's really good stuff you just ground under your heel. 322 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:40,468 Wow. 323 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,262 Any sign he'd recently lit up? 324 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,781 Well, there was a... a roach from anotherjoint, 325 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,098 freshly smoked. 326 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,325 Nick's pupils weren't dilated. 327 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,684 He didn't seem high. 328 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,686 Maybe he wasn't alone. Where's the roach? 329 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,104 Well, I added it to my joint. 330 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,524 Well, it's the best part. 331 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,776 So our only evidence is currently in your lungs? 332 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,171 Uh, you really wanted to say "up in smoke" then, didn't you? 333 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,031 No. No, I most definitely did not. 334 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,520 Right, so what should we do now? 335 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:04,802 I mean, we could head back to Lux. 336 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,053 I'm sure there's some stragglers 337 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,704 we could get into trouble with, huh? 338 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,872 I'm good, thanks. 339 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,374 More for me, then. 340 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,127 J'j' 341 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,474 J“ well, the devil got my number j“ 342 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,476 j“ and the devil got my size j“ 343 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:34,397 j“ and the devil got my head and the devil got my eyes j“ 344 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,734 j“ I'm a-tryin' hard to get up lest he make it to my heart j“ 345 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:41,654 j“ 'cause I wanna make it back from the dark, dark, dark... j“ 346 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,157 hello, old friend. 347 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,538 Bloody hell. 348 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,875 Brother, I'm disappointed in you. 349 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,793 What? 350 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,087 It's called a devil's threesome for a reason. 351 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,756 You were once the brightest of 352 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,758 all of god's angels, Lucifer. 353 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,093 And now, look at you. 354 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:05,612 Look, if you've come to lecture me, 355 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,864 can you just save it for later? 356 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:08,431 I'm annoyingly sober right now, 357 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,284 and it takes ages to pour a drink when you're around. 358 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,588 Actually, I'm here with an offer. 359 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:12,435 Really? 360 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:13,436 Go back to hell, Lucifer, 361 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,724 and I will speak to father. 362 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,811 You're scared, aren't you? 363 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,315 That if I don't go back to hell, 364 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:18,792 you're gonna have to take over. 365 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,610 Oh, that would never happen. 366 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,138 Oh, no, no, I mean, it's not like god sent his favorite son 367 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,781 to reign over hell before, is it? 368 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,449 Oh, wait, sorry. 369 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,784 Forgot. 370 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,192 So you can take your ultimatum 371 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,120 and shove it up your feathered hole. 372 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,587 You can't see it yet, can you? 373 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,381 What's that? 374 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,799 You saved a human life, luci. 375 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,468 And not for any selfish reasons. 376 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,930 No, you did it simply because you cared about that detective. 377 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,977 Your time here on earth is affecting you, dear brother. 378 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:55,812 You're changing. 379 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,147 My life is change. 380 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,650 "The same thing over and over," that's your boring motto. 381 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,361 True, but usually you're the one controlling the change. 382 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,823 This time, you're not. 383 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,283 Now, does that scare you? 384 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,035 Because it should. 385 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,664 You know, I am tired of your dire warnings, all right? 386 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,625 So just go rattle your saber in someone else's face. 387 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,338 You think about my offer. 388 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,173 When you've made a decision, 389 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,967 you know how to find me. 390 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,475 J'j' 391 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,699 Man: Hey, Robbie, where you been? 392 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,242 If you're gonna follow me, 393 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,035 maybe I can do something good with this. 394 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:56,372 This... is the web site for the red cross. 395 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,708 Give blood, volunteer. 396 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,710 Don't be like the asshat filming this. 397 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,378 Good job, kid. 398 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:03,587 Better than I did. 399 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,173 Trixie: Mommy? Yeah, baby? 400 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,383 Are you looking at a no-no site? 401 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,885 No. Why would you think that? 402 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,887 Because you put it away so fast, 403 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,889 and you look really, really guilty. 404 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,537 No, baby, I'm just doing police work. 405 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,484 I thought you weren't supposed to be working. 406 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,601 And I thought you were supposed to be getting ready 407 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,563 to hang out with your dad. 408 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,815 Who is early, apparently. 409 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,278 Do you really live here? 410 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,173 I thought I must have gotten the wrong address. 411 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,073 How do you afford this place? 412 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,533 Do you take bribes? 413 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,182 I don't. And what are you doing here? 414 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,285 Lucifer! 415 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,747 Ah, hello again, small human. 416 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,875 Uh, this-this is yours, yes? 417 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,044 Yeah, that's Molly mcdowell. 418 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,420 She's a ballerina by day, 419 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,339 but a ninja chemist by night. 420 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,947 When a simple yes would've sufficed. 421 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,647 Right, on you go, then. Go on, fetch away. 422 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,345 Well, go on, then. 423 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,680 Uh, is this too advanced for her? 424 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,224 You're funny. 425 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,893 Trixie, babe, come on. 426 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,895 Get ready. 427 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,272 You need to leave now. 428 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,942 I had no idea that hot tub high school paid so well. 429 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,277 It didn't. And can you shh on the hot tub? 430 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,630 She doesn't know. 431 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,113 What, that her mom was a giant star? 432 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,615 Why not? 433 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,468 Not 'cause of the old...? 434 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,078 Yeah. And can you never do that again? 435 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,039 Right, sorry. So how do you afford this place? 436 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,582 I don't; It's my mother's. 437 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,751 I moved in after Dan and I separated, okay? 438 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,712 Lucifer: Penelope Decker? 439 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:27,964 Hold on a minute. 440 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,966 Your mother's Penelope Decker? 441 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,814 - Queen of '80s cheeseball Sci-Fi? - Yeah. 442 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,970 You have to introduce me. 443 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,638 Mm, I don't. 444 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,431 And I probably won't. 445 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,992 So you're part of a family dynasty like me. 446 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,136 No wonder we get on so well. 447 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,018 How did you rebel? 448 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,603 What do you mean? 449 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,230 Well, you're mad at the dung beetle. 450 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,250 You must have done something salacious in your youth. 451 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,234 What was it? Did you kiss a girl and like it? 452 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,642 I don't want to talk about it. 453 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,820 Oh, so there is something. 454 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:51,821 Two girls? 455 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,531 - Okay. - An Eiffel Tower? 456 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,201 What's an Eiffel Tower? 457 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,388 It's marvelous. It's when two chaps high-five at the top, 458 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,974 - then the young lady... - Okay, there is an eight-year-old in the room 459 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,267 who doesn't need to hear about an Eiffel Tower. 460 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,834 What...? What about the case? 461 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,503 If I were secretly working on it, having you around 462 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,815 - drawing attention won't be good, would it? - Well, maybe not, 463 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,483 but it'd be much more fun, wouldn't it, detective, 464 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,609 if we carried on working together? 465 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,135 Detective? 466 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,512 Detective? 467 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,015 Mm-hmm. 468 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,683 I understand. 469 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,685 Mm-hmm. 470 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,270 Hello, there. 471 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,355 I'd very much like to see Nick hofmeister. 472 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,691 I'm afraid I can't... oh. 473 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,819 Hello. 474 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,154 Hello to you. 475 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,506 Man: Hello? 476 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,161 Lucifer: Afternoon, dung beetle. 477 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,706 We need to talk. 478 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,960 I, um, I'm not gonna tell you anything, man. 479 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,049 No, no, no, I don't want to know about the case, 480 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:53,174 so you can keep your dirty little secrets. 481 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,468 No, I'd like to know about Chloe Decker. 482 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:59,263 And you're gonna tell me everything. 483 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,186 I have an effect on people. 484 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,396 It's a way of pulling out their 485 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,940 deepest desires, revealing the truth within. 486 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,567 It works on everyone. 487 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,235 Everyone except for Chloe Decker. 488 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,820 And I suspect it's somehow related 489 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,989 to my recent bouts of humanity. 490 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,518 What does this have to do with me? 491 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,010 Well, you know everything about her, don't you? 492 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,452 All her sordid secrets. 493 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,245 I'm hoping they'll help me understand 494 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,748 why she's so frustratingly immune to my charms. 495 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,000 Chloe doesn't have any sordid secrets. 496 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,713 I've seen the hatred in her eyes when she looks at you. 497 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:33,964 Come on. 498 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,383 You must have something. 499 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,385 Do you know what happened when she was 19? 500 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,053 She starred in hot tub high school 501 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,156 and revealed her rather spectacular assets to the world. 502 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,349 Right. 503 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,685 And two weeks later, her father died. 504 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:48,853 Oh. 505 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,356 Yeah, so I knew, of course, 506 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,358 everyone in the world was gonna try to get 507 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,027 a... shot of them leaving the funeral. 508 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:58,406 And I really... I really wanted to be first. 509 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,408 Oh, dung beetle, tell me you didn't. 510 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,909 Yeah, I crashed the funeral. 511 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,204 And... she... Oh, she flipped out. 512 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,956 But I got my photo. 513 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,708 Right when she punched the lens. 514 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,585 I mean, right then... it cracked the lens right in half. 515 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,754 - I made so much money off that photo. - I'm sure. 516 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:20,261 Yeah, but at what cost to my soul, right? 517 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,099 And that'll be for someone else to decide. 518 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,726 Yeah. 519 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,453 Well, that someone else is sitting opposite you, 520 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,270 and it's not looking good. 521 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,938 I crossed a line. 522 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,606 And I knew it. 523 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,292 And after that, I just did everything I could 524 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,919 to keep others from making the same mistakes I did. 525 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,319 That's why I... 526 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:41,866 Why what? 527 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,474 - No, it's... - You want to tell me. 528 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,177 - It's nothing. - Who are you protecting 529 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,805 - from following in your footsteps? - I can't. 530 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,269 - It's... I just... I can't. - You want to tell me, don't you? 531 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,250 - I really can't. - You want to tell me. 532 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:52,460 Who are you protecting? 533 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,668 Who are you protecting? 534 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,873 How are you doing this, man? 535 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,130 Look at me. 536 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,631 Who are you protecting? 537 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,508 Please, just... 538 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,153 - Look at me. Look at me. - I won't. I won't. 539 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:01,969 - I can't. - Look at me! 540 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,304 Leave me alone! 541 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,982 Man: I already spoke to the police about my son Robbie. 542 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,818 I don't know what else there is to say. 543 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,154 I'm just following up. 544 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,716 I want to make sure there aren't any suspects we overlooked. 545 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,950 But I was told Nick hofmeister confessed. 546 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,786 He did. 547 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:29,829 Mr. Russell, 548 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,960 I don't think Nick killed your son. 549 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,962 What? 550 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,672 Are you... is this a joke? 551 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,883 I'm sorry. 552 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,554 Y-You just don't know 553 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,474 what Robbie went through because of my work. 554 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,726 Now he's dead because of me. 555 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,561 No. 556 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,980 You know, my mom is Penelope Decker. 557 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,525 So I was followed by paparazzi all my life, 558 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,527 just like Robbie. 559 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,695 But, you know, that wasn't my mom's fault. 560 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,906 And you got to know, it's not your fault either. 561 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,282 The only person you can blame 562 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,076 is whoever ran your son off the road. 563 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,537 I want to make sure we get the right guy. 564 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,206 And I'm telling you, I don't think Nick is him. 565 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,710 There was one other paparazzo. 566 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,319 Did you get a name or a description? 567 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:19,797 No, I didn't. 568 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,757 Because Robbie only noticed him once. 569 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,093 That's why I never mentioned him before. 570 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,428 Thank you. 571 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,890 Excuse me. 572 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:34,854 Decken 573 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,399 he did what? 574 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,909 What is wrong with you? 575 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,912 Nothing is wrong with me. 576 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,290 I was hoping for sexy, salacious details, 577 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,751 and instead I got taken on a trip down depression Lane. 578 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,712 You feel bad 579 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,589 for invading her privacy? 580 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,924 You're the lord of hell. 581 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,293 I can't believe I'm saying this, but amenadiel is right. 582 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,096 You are changing. 583 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,265 I don't mind 584 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:12,753 the odd smart-assed remark, maze. 585 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:13,976 They can be quite amusing. 586 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,811 But don't you dare disrespect me. 587 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,022 Or what? 588 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,065 You'll cry really hard on my shoulder? 589 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:22,276 You will not speak to me this way! 590 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:26,655 There he is. 591 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,994 Chloe: How did you get into Nick's holding cell? 592 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,621 And there he goes. 593 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,164 Oh, sorry. 594 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:38,125 Am I interrupting some creepy foreplay you two have? 595 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,628 How did you get into Nick's holding cell? 596 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,314 Why, by asking very nicely, of course. 597 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,964 Something you should try sometime. 598 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:46,675 This case has nothing to do with you. 599 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,135 Why won't you leave it alone? 600 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,845 Why won't you? 601 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,972 Did you learn something, at least? 602 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:55,142 Yes. I did, actually. 603 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,977 Our dung beetle is protecting 604 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,813 someone who's following in his footsteps. 605 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,315 Protégé, perhaps. 606 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,651 I found out someone else was following Robbie, 607 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,170 and someone's been uploading photos online 608 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,321 today from Nick's company. 609 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,156 Last one was posted an hour ago 610 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,700 from a party that's still happening. 611 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,410 Our killer could be there. 612 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:14,828 Right. 613 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:16,372 Are you coming or what? 614 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:17,831 Oh, sorry, I thought this was 615 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,360 the part where you leave me behind 616 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:20,518 and say something like, "Lucifer, stay. 617 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:21,752 Good devil." 618 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,504 I'd rather keep my eye on you. 619 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,840 J“ tell me what you like j“ 620 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,510 j“ tell me what you like j“ 621 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,637 j“ tell me what you like j“ 622 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,180 j“ tell me what you like... j“ 623 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,315 Lucifer: So how do you plan on catching our murderous protégé anyway? 624 00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:45,693 Well, I was thinking, what if he never left 625 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,194 the scene of the crime? 626 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,214 What, and instead blended in with the other paparazzi 627 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:50,238 taking photos? 628 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:51,406 That's quite clever. 629 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,492 Yeah, so if we recognize anyone 630 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,101 from the crash, it could be our guy. 631 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,244 Right. 632 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,874 Lucifer: Are you okay? 633 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,292 I'm fine. 634 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,501 Why? 635 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,922 Oh, Nick told you what happened, didn't he? 636 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,549 He did. 637 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:11,218 Got to hear all about your wicked right hook. 638 00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:12,803 Oh, yeah. 639 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,972 He also told me it was a low point for him. 640 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,598 Which I believe, actually. 641 00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:19,143 Yeah, I think our dung beetle, of all things, 642 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,146 desires redemption for what he did to you. 643 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,398 Yeah, well, he's not going about it the right way, 644 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:25,399 that's for sure. 645 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,067 Yes, well, we all know 646 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:29,111 what the road to hell is paved with, don't we? 647 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,698 Heho, heho, heho. 648 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,408 There's a familiar face. 649 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:36,952 Chloe: Yeah, from the crime scene this morning. 650 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,538 I remember him. 651 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:40,765 And he's spectacularly creepy as well, 652 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,041 so that's a bonus. 653 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:43,042 Hey, everybody, it's Chloe Decker! 654 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,543 Penelope Decker's daughter! 655 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,188 Chloe, look over here! Chloe: Guys... 656 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,839 - Back off. - Chloe Decker! 657 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,483 - Hey, show me your boobs! - Hey, show us your boobs, Chloe! 658 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,301 Back off, you mouth-breathing scaven...! 659 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,571 Well, go on then, punch him! 660 00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:55,655 Come on, let's punch them all! 661 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,598 It's not me anymore. 662 00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:01,268 Well, it's still very much me. 663 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:02,978 You, friar tuck, 664 00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:05,981 tell me, is this depravity really all you want out of life? 665 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:07,399 Hmm? 666 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:11,653 I want to win a pulitzer for photography. 667 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:12,862 Pulitzer? 668 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,282 Really? Do you hear that, chaps? 669 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:17,451 Yeah, they don't give out pulitzers for nip slips. 670 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:33,634 He's gone. 671 00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,392 Oh, boy. 672 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,144 It's not that bad, is it? 673 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,980 Trixie's classmates all have the Internet. 674 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:49,108 One of them's gonna figure out that her mom is 675 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:51,110 the top story on their favorite gossip site. 676 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,654 She's finally gonna find out about hot tub high school. 677 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,614 Great. 678 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:57,383 If it's any consolation, you look really good in it. 679 00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:58,951 Thanks. 680 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,744 Why do I feel like you're cheering me up 681 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:01,954 for even worse news? 682 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:03,997 Nick's sticking to his story. 683 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,541 It's an open- and-shut case, 684 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,876 but I can't help it if a rogue detective 685 00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,920 won't leave well enough alone. 686 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,274 Oh, you ran the plate number I gave you. 687 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:15,926 Yes, ma'am, I did. 688 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:17,821 It was registered to Nick... One of his company cars. 689 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,197 Like the one that ran Robbie off the road? 690 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:20,221 Exactly. 691 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,849 Did a little more digging. 692 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,017 Guy's name is Josh Bryant. He freelances for Nick. 693 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,310 Thanks. 694 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,523 Why are you doing this? 695 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,400 Because I think you're onto something. 696 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,486 So go figure it out while I buy you some time. 697 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:37,698 And... be careful. 698 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:39,867 All right? 699 00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:57,259 Oh, sorry. Did I ruin your creepy little moment? 700 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:02,598 I am so happy to see you. 701 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,683 I felt so bad about what happened. 702 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:06,101 I'm a huge fan. 703 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,310 Hot tub high school 704 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:08,770 was my favorite growing up. 705 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,579 Lucifer: Yes, we're really not interested 706 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,125 in your formative spank bank years, all right? 707 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:13,984 Josh: I'm so sorry about what happened. 708 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,254 I would've done something, but I'm not good with violence. 709 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:17,529 Mm. 710 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,132 Well, lucky for us, we found you anyhow. 711 00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,949 You were looking for me? Why? 712 00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:23,744 Because she wants justice for Robbie Russell Jr. 713 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,370 What is it you want, Josh? 714 00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:27,706 Hmm? 715 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:29,833 To be first. 716 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,376 To always be first. 717 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:32,794 Really? 718 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,107 What, did Nick teach you that? 719 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:37,591 To be first? 720 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:39,635 Yeah. I learned a lot working for him. 721 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:40,928 He's my idol. 722 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,638 He's the best pap out there. 723 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:45,127 So you took photos of your idol being arrested for murder? 724 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,726 I didn't know what else to do. 725 00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,204 Other than what Nick would've done. 726 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:50,663 Which is to be first, no matter what. 727 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:51,687 Of course. 728 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,899 Just a second. 729 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,160 You like smoking pot, Josh? 730 00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:07,162 It's for my nerves. I have a prescription. 731 00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:11,500 Oh! 732 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:12,708 Hello. 733 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:17,047 Good timing on that photo. 734 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,341 Just lucky I guess. 735 00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:24,304 Far be it for me 736 00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:26,324 to call someone's morality into question, but... 737 00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:29,017 I believe that photo was planned. 738 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:31,687 Yeah. 739 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:34,314 Makes me wonder what else was. 740 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,318 Look at this. 741 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:39,820 Celebrity shouting matches, 742 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,238 fistfights. 743 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,924 Josh had the first photo on every one. 744 00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:44,157 It escalates. 745 00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,326 Overdose. Suicide. 746 00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:48,120 - Or so it appeared. - Well, I suppose 747 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,306 the best way to be first is to know it'll happen beforehand. 748 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:53,250 So he follows Robbie, intent on running him off the road, 749 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,420 but doesn't count on his own car running off as well. 750 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,338 This is cold, premeditated murder. 751 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,007 - Mm. - Nick's a slimeball. 752 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:02,134 I just... I don't think he'd go this far. 753 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:04,594 Which means Josh maybe convinced him to take the fall. 754 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,803 The question is: Why? 755 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:07,306 Well, who cares? 756 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,308 We know Josh is guilty. Let's punish him. 757 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,036 Ah, I could add an ironic twist, like I used to when I ran hell. 758 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:13,687 Yeah, no, it doesn't work that way, 759 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:14,896 because I need evidence. 760 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,857 Lucifer: Well, you have plenty. 761 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,108 Circumstantial. 762 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:19,517 I need concrete proof. 763 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:20,651 I'm gonna talk to Nick... 764 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,195 Boring, boring, boring, boring! 765 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:24,406 You don't decide who gets punished and how. 766 00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:25,699 That's exactly what I do. 767 00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:27,200 No, no, you don't. 768 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,244 This is how it works, Lucifer. 769 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:39,129 Whatever speech you have brewing, maze, 770 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,798 I don't want to hear it. 771 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:45,677 I think I've said everything I need to. 772 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,181 You're right. 773 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:50,390 And I agree. 774 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,517 Let's go deliver some punishment. 775 00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:00,525 We believe Josh may be a very disturbed individual. 776 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:04,696 God. 777 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,281 He caused all these? 778 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:08,116 Yeah. All of them. 779 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,744 I can't believe it. I... 780 00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:13,205 Tell me what really happened, Nick. 781 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:19,211 I took Josh in when he was 16. 782 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,545 He was a runaway. 783 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:23,757 He was a little broken. 784 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:29,262 In him, I saw a little bit of who I used to be. 785 00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:32,432 At least, I thought I did. 786 00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,267 So I took him under my wing. 787 00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,770 He was a natural. 788 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:39,272 Taught him about all the lines a pap can't cross. 789 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,025 You know, 'cause I just... I just wanted him to stop 790 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:44,444 making the same mistakes I did. 791 00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:45,445 Mm. 792 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:47,447 And then, two days ago, 793 00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:50,033 he calls me up, says he's been in a really bad accident, 794 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:51,952 and said that he totally understood 795 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,329 everything I was saying now. 796 00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,206 But it was too late. 797 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:58,250 You know, someone was dead. 798 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,043 So you took the fall, 799 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,963 hoping that Josh would get a chance at a new life. 800 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,714 Yeah. 801 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,203 Nick hofmeister finally tries to 802 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:07,801 do something good with his life, 803 00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:10,220 and he gets played. 804 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,431 You must really be enjoying this. 805 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:14,683 I'm really not. 806 00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:17,769 Believe it or not, I forgive you. 807 00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:20,272 This isn't about you, this isn't about me. 808 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,065 This is about Robbie Russell. 809 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,901 You know, he was a kid who didn't ask to be famous. 810 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,320 He just wanted to live a normal life. 811 00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,363 Nick, if you don't testify, Josh will do this again. 812 00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:35,703 He'll do it again. 813 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:40,542 Excuse me. 814 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,377 Oh. Just a second. 815 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,648 Hey, Dan, this better be important. 816 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,174 I think Nick's about to talk. 817 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:51,470 No, I'm not following Josh. Why? 818 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,722 What do you mean he's missing? 819 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:02,272 Desk sergeant? 820 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,316 Yes, detective? Where did Nick hofmeister go? 821 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:05,692 Did somebody get him? 822 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,360 Why, yes. 823 00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:09,404 It was that tall, handsome British fella. 824 00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:11,490 Oh, no. I did it, too, 825 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,158 didn't I? 826 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:22,876 J'j' 827 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:39,059 Oh, I respect what you do, dung beetle. 828 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:40,977 Much as celebrities hate you, 829 00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:44,606 you know, they need you, keep them in the limelight. 830 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:47,359 You're a... a necessarily evil. 831 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:49,361 Something I understand all too well. 832 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,738 But the-the trouble is that you tried to change. 833 00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:52,947 Yeah? 834 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,534 And you failed spectacularly at it. 835 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:59,538 Because, well, sometimes we are what we are, 836 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,790 and we should embrace that. 837 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,586 What are we doing back here exactly? 838 00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,046 And do you need me to...? 839 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:09,965 Maze! 840 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:12,467 Did you bring me my gift? 841 00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:29,234 I'll kill you, you crazy bitch. 842 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:31,987 Just be polite to the lady. 843 00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:34,030 She isn't your enemy tonight. 844 00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:37,951 What is this? 845 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:40,412 Right, well, both of you have committed terrible acts 846 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:41,788 worthy of punishment. 847 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:43,157 However, you will not receive 848 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:44,457 said punishment when you die. 849 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,459 It's my fault, really. Sorry. 850 00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:48,295 So I'm here to fix that. 851 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:49,921 Right now. 852 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,510 Oh. Amateurs. 853 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,639 All right, very well, in terms you'll understand. 854 00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,640 You both get a gun. 855 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:03,810 Let's see who shoots who first. 856 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,028 What's to stop us from shooting you? 857 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:15,322 Well, despite the waste of bullets, let's see. 858 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,449 He's about to rat you out to the police. 859 00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,178 And he tricked you into taking the fall for a murder 860 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,287 he committed. 861 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:23,663 Discuss. 862 00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:28,335 You really did it, didn't you? 863 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:30,003 You killed people. 864 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,841 You lost your touch, Nick. 865 00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:37,719 All this talk about lines we can't cross. 866 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:39,971 Nowadays, the only way to be first 867 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,390 is to realize that there is no line. 868 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:44,351 And you were almost 869 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:46,686 begging to take the fall. 870 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,563 That one dramatic gesture. 871 00:35:48,772 --> 00:35:51,358 As if that would erase the fact that you've been a piece of crap 872 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,326 - for the last 30 years. - You can't do this. 873 00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:55,445 I treated you like a son. 874 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:00,741 Oh, maze, 875 00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,202 you fiend. 876 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:04,079 Even I didn't see that one coming. 877 00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:05,664 You really would've killed me. 878 00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:15,131 Nick... 879 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:17,550 I made a mistake, okay? I realize that now. 880 00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:20,011 And I'm sorry. Chloe: Stop! 881 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,220 Don't shoot him! 882 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,390 Lucifer: Detective, 883 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:24,391 you're interrupting my punishment. 884 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:25,975 You, don't talk. 885 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,620 You're lucky I figured out your insane, 886 00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:28,788 ironic punishment before anyone got killed. 887 00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:31,064 Nick, you tried to do some good, 888 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:32,899 to help someone. Don't throw it all away. 889 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:35,026 Nick, embrace who you really are. 890 00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:36,778 Stop fighting it. Come on. 891 00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:38,089 Don't listen to him, Nick. You tried to change. 892 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:39,114 Yeah. 893 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:42,033 - And look what happened. - Yeah. 894 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,928 You screwed up, but you know what? It's okay. 895 00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:45,346 You tried to change. That's what's important. 896 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:47,247 Humans. 897 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,833 Fascinating, aren't they? 898 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,085 Do you know, perhaps they're onto something. 899 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,379 Nick... don't. 900 00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:12,772 I was surprised to hear from you, Lucifer. 901 00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:15,775 Well, not as surprised as I was. 902 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,944 But I wanted to tell you you were right. 903 00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:20,488 Hmm. Is that a joke? 904 00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:22,449 No, I wish it were. 905 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:25,285 But, no, you were right, and I was wrong. 906 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,290 So you'll return to hell? 907 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,126 What? No! 908 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,086 That is absurd. 909 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:37,295 No, you're right that I've changed in my time here, 910 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,180 and that I have absolutely no control over it. 911 00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,843 And you know what? 912 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:48,016 That feels positively thrilling. 913 00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:50,894 You asked me here to tell me that? 914 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,104 No, no, no, I thought 915 00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:55,166 I'd use you to remedy a situation that I've mishandled, 916 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:57,650 and annoy you in the process. 917 00:37:57,859 --> 00:37:59,861 Kill two birds with one prayer sort of thing, hmm? 918 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,614 Luci... 919 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:04,532 You should've taken the offer. 920 00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:07,118 Oh. 921 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,803 You're looking for someone? 922 00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:29,057 But... 923 00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:30,850 You were just over there. 924 00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:34,145 That's... that's impossible. 925 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:53,998 Yes? 926 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:55,959 I saw Nick pull the trigger. 927 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,837 I heard the gunshot, but Josh wasn't shot. 928 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:01,089 Did you put blanks in the guns? Like... 929 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:03,842 Was this some staged thing to get a confession out of Josh? 930 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,553 That's probably more plausible to you than my angelic brother 931 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:08,847 slowing time while I pluck a bullet out of thin air, 932 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:11,182 isn't it? 933 00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:13,601 Even with all that, 934 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,979 you were standing right in front of me. 935 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,481 I blink, and you're here. 936 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,149 Is there a question there, detective? 937 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,318 You... 938 00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:24,487 You know exactly what I'm asking you. 939 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,614 And you know exactly what I'll answer. 940 00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:29,659 You know, um... 941 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:32,787 It's quite fun, this police malarkey, isn't it? 942 00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,424 Trixie: Are we going to watch a movie, mommy? 943 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,853 Chloe: No, babe, I just wanted to talk to you about something. 944 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,880 So, before I was a cop, 945 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:43,673 I was an actress. 946 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,800 And I was in a movie. 947 00:39:46,009 --> 00:39:48,887 And... it was this movie. 948 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:53,016 In the movie, I do some very silly things. 949 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,184 Things that, uh, 950 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,729 maybe some of your friends might tease you about. 951 00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:00,857 But it is what it is, 952 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:03,318 and-and that's not me anymore, okay? 953 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,195 I know. 954 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,572 Hmm? 955 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:09,490 I've seen this before, mommy. 956 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:12,869 You have? Where? 957 00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,872 I have the Internet. 958 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,373 Oh, right. 959 00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:20,627 This isn't even in hd. 960 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:23,296 Mm. Hmm. 961 00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:25,882 Well, what'd you think? 962 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,259 I thought it's hilarious! 963 00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,261 You did? 964 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:32,555 My favorite part is when you ate too much cake, 965 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,724 and then you puked in that cute guy's hair. 966 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:38,019 That part is really funny. 967 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:42,023 Then you stop, and we think it's all over. 968 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:43,231 Yeah. 969 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,234 But then... 970 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,819 - Blah! Blah! - Oh. 971 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:50,573 Sorry, mommy. 972 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,075 Didn't mean to hurt you. 973 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,452 You didn't hurt me, baby. I'm fine. 974 00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,746 It's gonna get better soon. 975 00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,707 I hope the guy who hurt you got in lots of trouble. 976 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:02,710 You know, I should go see him. 977 00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:05,046 So, the devil did a good deed today. 978 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,589 Uaughsfi oh. Hmm. 979 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,716 There's no need to call it that. 980 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,468 I enjoyed every minute of it. 981 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:13,680 You know what I mean. 982 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,807 Mm. 983 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,810 You know, I'm so very used to being in control of everything. 984 00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:22,105 Not knowing what's gonna come next is... 985 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,940 Can be scary. 986 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,985 No. No, I'm finding it quite exhilarating, actually. 987 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:28,486 Hmm. 988 00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:30,405 I think you were right, by the way. 989 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:32,156 About what? 990 00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:36,035 That it may be a "who" that's changing me. 991 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:41,165 But now that begs the question: What do I do with her? 992 00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:43,294 Woman: [Have to warn you, he's heavily medicated. 993 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:46,462 I doubt he'll be able to string two words together right now, 994 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:49,215 much less have a conversation. 995 00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,300 Thanks. 996 00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:55,847 Hey, Jimmy. 997 00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:59,392 So this is where you ended up, huh? 998 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,145 I was so wrapped up in recovery, I forgot to come visit. 999 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,981 You know, from when you shot me. 1000 00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:11,696 I have to ask you something, Jimmy, 1001 00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:13,990 about that day. 1002 00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:21,664 What happened to you, Jimmy? 1003 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,000 What happened with Lucifer? 1004 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:28,713 Lucifer? 1005 00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:30,882 What happened when you shot at me? 1006 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:32,842 - Is he here?! Tell me he's not here! - No. 1007 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,737 No, Jimmy, he's not here. He's not here, Jimmy. 1008 00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:36,304 I know he's here. 1009 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:38,232 I can't get away. I can't get away from him! 1010 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,059 Jimmy, you're safe here. 1011 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,104 You're safe. 1012 00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:47,398 No, I'm not safe! None of us are! 1013 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,418 - He's just a man, Jimmy. - You don't get it, do you? 1014 00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:52,153 He's the devil! He's the devil! 1015 00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:53,529 He's the devil! 1016 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:56,365 He's the devil! He's the devil!