1
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Shut up!

2
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-It's good?
-I don't know. What is it?

3
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I'm so excited to be coming
to this island.

4
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I've heard so many great things
about this company

5
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and their commitment
to ecological issues.

6
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And remember, people...

7
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Be one with nature.

8
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Whoa!

9
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I'm alright, I'm alright.

10
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Wow. You are alllllright.

11
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I'm Mongoose, by the way.

12
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It's actually pronounced
the French way,

13
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but most people
call me Mr Goose.

14
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Like, my mum calls me Mong.

15
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Like, whose mother
would call them Mong?

16
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Do you know what I mean?

17
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Alright, girl?

18
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Wanna take a little selfie?

19
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I don't mind.

20
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Go on.

21
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Argh! Fuck!

22
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You fucking asshole.
You scared me to death.

23
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Chill out, it's an app.
It's not even real.

24
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So, we are now
approaching the island itself.

25
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The snakes, spiders
and scorpions on the island

26
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are harmless,

27
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but we do have great whites
in the ocean.

28
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One last tip for you, the, er,

29
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mushrooms that grow wild
on this island

30
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are the strongest psychedelic
substance known to man.

31
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That's not to encourage you.
That's a warning.

32
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Hmm.

33
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Mushrooms it is, then.

34
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Mark, phone away, now.

35
00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:08,649
Now!

36
00:04:09,117 --> 00:04:10,952
Is that a new blazer, David?

37
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It's a sports jacket.
It's less formal than a blazer.

38
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Oh. Um... but it's nice.

39
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Ah...

40
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Why is that old fucker
front of house?

41
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He's just helping out
until the guests arrive.

42
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Right, well, I don't want
him serving.

43
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Nobody wants to think about old
people when they're eating.

44
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Adi, I didn't tell you to pull
'em up with your fingers.

45
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I told you to spray 'em.

46
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That's the pesticide
I told you about.

47
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It's banned in Europe.

48
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I didn't ask you to spray it

49
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from the Eiffel Tower, did I?
-Hello?

50
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But if the toxins
get into the soil,

51
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it's gonna kill everything.

52
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Thank you.
Er, they're ahead of schedule.

53
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Okay, spray now, or you're back
to cleaning toilets.

54
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Unbelievable.

55
00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,306
Give these people an inch,
they take a mile...

56
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Has anyone
ever told you

57
00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:15,716
you look like Pamela Anderson?

58
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Hey, welcome. hello.

59
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Finally you're all here.

60
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So happy to see you. Welcome.

61
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Welcome to The Pearl
Haven Hotel.

62
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This really is, it's the jewel
in the crown

63
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for Infinity Dream
International.

64
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And we are thrilled to have you,

65
00:05:38,940 --> 00:05:41,609
the biggest influencers
on the planet,

66
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here to launch it.

67
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Whilst you're here,
everything is free.

68
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Food, drink, it's all free!

69
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Yeah. So all we would ask
in return

70
00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:53,821
is that you tweet, you TikTok,

71
00:05:53,988 --> 00:05:56,224
you hashtag your millions
of followers

72
00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:58,159
and, uh, Rachel, do you wanna
help me out?

73
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Hey. Hey...

74
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Not joining the party?

75
00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,396
I'm not in the party.

76
00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:07,268
Hmm. You know, my content isn't
really their content either.

77
00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:09,637
Oh, I'm Ed.

78
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Hi, Ed.

79
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S-sorry, what's your name?

80
00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:15,676
Bye, Ed.

81
00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,646
Molly, you're so pretty.

82
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Molly, my girl...

83
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-Molly?
-Yeah.

84
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Did you name her after
your favourite drug, then?

85
00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:28,488
-Pardon?
-Molly, E, MDMA, Ecstasy...

86
00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:31,491
Ecstasy? No. No, no, no, no.
No, I don't do drugs.

87
00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,294
So, what do you create?

88
00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:36,831
Me? Oh, I'm not an influencer.
Molly is.

89
00:06:36,998 --> 00:06:39,967
Molly is a superstar.
Aren't you? Hi...

90
00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:41,502
Guys, let's get you
something to eat.

91
00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:43,204
Come this way, come this way.

92
00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:47,675
And remember, feel free to share
online anything...

93
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Go on, light me up.

94
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Get it on me, get it on me.

95
00:07:01,289 --> 00:07:02,323
Whoa.

96
00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:04,558
Come on...

97
00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,827
Yes! Come on!

98
00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,830
Look at 'em. Like pigs in shit.

99
00:07:10,131 --> 00:07:11,632
Well, they're posting.

100
00:07:11,966 --> 00:07:13,534
I mean, look at all the tags!

101
00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:17,338
Ooh. Hashtag city, baby.

102
00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,581
The Mongoose gang.
What you sayin'?

103
00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:28,983
You alright, yeah?

104
00:07:29,150 --> 00:07:32,887
What we got here? The UFC.
Ultimate Fridge Challenge.

105
00:07:35,356 --> 00:07:37,058
There's only four minis in here.

106
00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:47,168
Here we have Finca,
my best friend.

107
00:07:47,335 --> 00:07:49,270
She wants to be
my best friend too.

108
00:07:49,437 --> 00:07:51,005
She just doesn't know it yet.

109
00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,742
Mm, mm, mm.

110
00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:57,345
Uh...

111
00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,972
I see you've met Duncan,
my guardman.

112
00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:03,077
You're gonna need a bigger goat.

113
00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,647
That's very good, hm.

114
00:09:12,153 --> 00:09:13,354
Hello, Clara.

115
00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,256
Hello, Dad.

116
00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,293
Bit early for whiskey,
don't you think?

117
00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:20,828
Not this one.

118
00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:24,465
This is a lowland whiskey,
a breakfast malt.

119
00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,034
I'll have water.

120
00:09:27,536 --> 00:09:29,036
Well, that'll ruin it.

121
00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,872
Just water.

122
00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,708
Oh... oh, really?

123
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,177
Um...

124
00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:42,016
I got your letter.

125
00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:43,717
It was brief.

126
00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:48,055
I tried to fill in the blanks,
but there were too many.

127
00:09:50,525 --> 00:09:53,294
I'm guessing you didn't
come all this way

128
00:09:53,461 --> 00:09:54,628
just to see me.

129
00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:56,897
I'm here because of the hotel.

130
00:09:57,164 --> 00:10:00,067
Ah, the new development.

131
00:10:01,302 --> 00:10:04,071
The Pearl Haven Hotel.

132
00:10:04,472 --> 00:10:06,407
The turd in the crown.

133
00:10:06,575 --> 00:10:09,410
The wart on the scrotum
of luxury.

134
00:10:13,481 --> 00:10:16,050
Uh, so what, are you,
are you travel writing now?

135
00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:18,085
Investigative reporting.

136
00:10:18,252 --> 00:10:19,353
Whoa, a notebook.

137
00:10:19,521 --> 00:10:21,188
Which one are you?
Woodward or Bernstein?

138
00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:23,157
Couldn't think of
a female journalist?

139
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,228
No. No, fair point, well made.

140
00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,864
So, um...

141
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,265
So what's the angle?

142
00:10:31,432 --> 00:10:33,868
How does a resort get built
when the entire island

143
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,570
is a protected nature site?

144
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,905
Oh, that's easy.
Bribery and corruption.

145
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,574
-Correct.
-So, what's new?

146
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,776
Er, let me guess.
You, er, your...

147
00:10:43,177 --> 00:10:44,945
your petition didn't work.

148
00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,348
Your legal injunction
didn't work.

149
00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,584
But, uh, now you think
you can blow open

150
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,218
a corporate malfeasance case

151
00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:52,720
against a multinational
ecohotel.

152
00:10:52,887 --> 00:10:55,356
An ecohotel that's just flown
30 influencers

153
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:56,957
here from all over the world.

154
00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,094
That's a situational irony,
but it's not Watergate.

155
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,598
How about,
"Hotel Destroys Paradise

156
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:07,636
while West End legend
remains glued to bar stool"?

157
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,638
Well, that wouldn't be accurate.
Sometimes I fall off.

158
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:10,938
Tsk...

159
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,941
It's all a joke to you,
isn't it?

160
00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,419
What did I tell you?

161
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,455
Be nice.

162
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:38,132
Yeah. The Mongoose gang.

163
00:11:38,299 --> 00:11:39,601
You alright, yeah?

164
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,468
So, the man on the boat
said to me

165
00:11:41,636 --> 00:11:43,304
that the mushrooms
that grow here

166
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,939
are the strongest in the world.

167
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,740
Now I know
you've seen me trippin',

168
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,008
but I've never been slippin'.

169
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,579
It's hard to believe
that these guys are stronger

170
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,681
than the Dutch imports
we get back home -

171
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,815
shout out to my dealers,
Chris and Jamie,

172
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,450
yeah, you know who you are.

173
00:11:56,618 --> 00:12:00,020
So, we're gonna take these
babies on a little test drive,

174
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,990
for the purposes of science;
and for you, my followers,

175
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,693
nearly hit a million people.

176
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,493
Talk to me, Goose.

177
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,495
Here we go.

178
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,883
Uh...

179
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,452
These are disgusting!

180
00:12:32,654 --> 00:12:34,121
But I'm intrigued.

181
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,157
Uh...

182
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,026
Ah...

183
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,632
Ah... Oh, shit.

184
00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:47,535
Fuck me. Uh...

185
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,496
Ah!

186
00:13:16,497 --> 00:13:18,999
Sorry, are you working
for a company called Mackerel?

187
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,703
I am. Why, does it sound
fishy to you?

188
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,773
Ha! And they say Germans
aren't funny.

189
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,508
What's going on, guys?

190
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:29,544
So, I am here
in the Pearl Haven Hotel,

191
00:13:29,711 --> 00:13:33,715
and wow, it is a beautiful
tropical paradise.

192
00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:35,949
But as an environmentalist,

193
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,418
it's important for me
to check out

194
00:13:37,585 --> 00:13:39,219
whether this company is green,

195
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,021
or just greenwashing.

196
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,256
Let's go.

197
00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,726
Large extraction fans.

198
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,528
It's not a good start.

199
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,029
The rooms are hot.

200
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:52,466
Too hot, even.
But perhaps that's because...

201
00:13:53,768 --> 00:13:55,069
Wow.

202
00:13:57,572 --> 00:13:59,940
Okay, obviously
I'm a nature lover

203
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,644
and we should all be
one with nature,

204
00:14:02,811 --> 00:14:05,879
but that... that one
scary arachnid,

205
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,949
that bad boy needs to be caught
and put outside.

206
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,051
Now, as I always say,

207
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,953
if you treat animals
with respect,

208
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,723
they'll treat you with respect.

209
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,057
Now, you cannot call yourself
a nature lover

210
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,494
if you only care for cute
little kittens and puppies.

211
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,997
These ugly animals
need love, too.

212
00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:33,608
Uh, God!

213
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,478
Uh!

214
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,086
Okay, let's delete that.

215
00:14:50,491 --> 00:14:51,959
<i>We've been</i>
<i>having complaints</i>

216
00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:53,460
<i>about the air conditioning.</i>

217
00:14:53,628 --> 00:14:54,928
We've had it shut down.

218
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,831
It's affecting the entire hotel.

219
00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:00,267
At this current time, we've got
no air conditioning anywhere.

220
00:15:00,602 --> 00:15:02,269
<i>Yeah, I know, Russell.</i>

221
00:15:02,436 --> 00:15:04,104
<i>Do you know how I know that?</i>

222
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,808
<i>'Cause my balls are sticking to</i>
<i>my legs and I'm fucking purple!</i>

223
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,275
<i>Look at me!</i>

224
00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:10,177
You're in black and white.

225
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,946
<i>- Trust me, I'm purple.</i>
<i>- He is.</i>

226
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,551
<i>Fix the air con or I will fire</i>
<i>the fucking lot of you!</i>

227
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,020
Towel! Ah, God.

228
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,059
Is that a cobweb?

229
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,562
If I had to bet on it,

230
00:15:27,729 --> 00:15:29,062
I'd say something's trapped
in the vent.

231
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,397
And what do you think it is?

232
00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:32,366
A rat or a lizard, maybe?

233
00:15:32,534 --> 00:15:34,034
A cat?

234
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,337
When I backtracked the issues
with the extractors,

235
00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:39,908
it said relay switch in vent
three was switched off.

236
00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:41,843
Off?

237
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,477
Well, it might not be.

238
00:15:43,645 --> 00:15:44,978
It might be a diagnostics issue

239
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,548
saying it's the switch,
but it isn't.

240
00:15:46,714 --> 00:15:48,182
If it's a short circuit,

241
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,084
it could shut down everything,
including the Internet.

242
00:15:51,653 --> 00:15:53,053
So, er...

243
00:16:12,674 --> 00:16:15,442
Well, one of us needs to go
into the vents to have a look.

244
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,979
And Mark's too fat.

245
00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:56,216
Er, are you going out?

246
00:16:56,718 --> 00:16:58,820
No, I'm wearing my pyjamas.

247
00:16:58,987 --> 00:17:01,756
Only I, I thought we might
have dinner together.

248
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,725
Nuts and bourbon isn't a meal.

249
00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:06,293
Nonsense. It's my five a day.

250
00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:10,798
Come on, Clara.

251
00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:13,333
Let's not fight.

252
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,337
I haven't seen you for so long.

253
00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:19,473
Can't we at least have dinner?

254
00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:23,678
I'm going to meet my contact.

255
00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:25,680
There's a drug dealer
on the island?

256
00:17:27,582 --> 00:17:29,584
I have a contact
amongst the staff

257
00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:32,119
who has information about
the hotel's building practices.

258
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,289
We're going to use it to disrupt
their launch.

259
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,758
You're meeting Adi.

260
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,596
He's the only person
in that place who cares.

261
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,599
But he's the maintenance
manager,

262
00:17:44,766 --> 00:17:46,634
so unless you're gonna ask him
for a tour of the drains,

263
00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:48,435
I can't see how he can help you.

264
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,337
Don't wait up.

265
00:17:50,672 --> 00:17:52,507
Say hi to Adi.

266
00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:01,509
I don't believe
in the dictionary.

267
00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:03,011
I think there's too many words.

268
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:06,413
What I do is I take the ones
I know, I spread 'em out.

269
00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:08,181
Like snakes, yeah?

270
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,350
If I see one moving fast,
I say he's running.

271
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,452
Yeah, he ain't got legs,
but he's still running.

272
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,722
Okay, but millions of years ago,
snakes had legs.

273
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,725
You don't half chat
some bollocks, you.

274
00:19:17,892 --> 00:19:20,360
No, no. They just became
redundant over time.

275
00:19:21,095 --> 00:19:22,429
They're legs.

276
00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:24,899
Kevin's heard of evolution.
He just doesn't believe in it.

277
00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:26,901
No. I believe anything
when I see it.

278
00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:28,268
You can't see evolution.

279
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,737
Yes you can, actually.

280
00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:33,373
For example,
you wear suntan cream, right?

281
00:19:34,108 --> 00:19:35,543
I use many creams.

282
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,210
Okay.

283
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,747
But you wear suntan cream
to protect your skin

284
00:19:39,914 --> 00:19:41,582
from rapidly getting darker.

285
00:19:41,749 --> 00:19:43,751
Because of increased UV light,

286
00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:46,486
your skin cells
are essentially evolving.

287
00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:48,656
-See Finca, proof!
-No.

288
00:19:48,823 --> 00:19:50,223
That's all I ever want!

289
00:19:51,159 --> 00:19:53,161
It's go time!

290
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,461
Don't do that.

291
00:19:54,629 --> 00:19:56,430
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
I can't help it.

292
00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:58,132
Of course you can help it.

293
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,735
Oh, it's just something I do
when I, when I get excited.

294
00:20:00,902 --> 00:20:03,104
Yeah. You sound like
a mouse wanking. Sorry.

295
00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:06,674
Haha! Yeah...

296
00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:09,309
Okay, everyone.
We'll be starting

297
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,179
the presentation
in five minutes...

298
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,514
Hey. How are you?

299
00:20:13,815 --> 00:20:15,016
I'm good.

300
00:20:15,183 --> 00:20:16,984
Erm, if you're coming
to the launch event

301
00:20:17,151 --> 00:20:19,187
and you want a drink,
I'm paying.

302
00:20:19,921 --> 00:20:21,189
It's a free bar.

303
00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:24,491
Yeah, fair. It's the thought
that counts, though.

304
00:20:25,693 --> 00:20:28,596
I'm actually meeting someone.
Maybe later?

305
00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:31,132
Y-yeah, great. Yeah.

306
00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:11,005
Oh...

307
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,350
Uh...

308
00:21:49,277 --> 00:21:50,244
Uh!

309
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,516
Uh!

310
00:22:02,557 --> 00:22:03,524
Argh!

311
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,101
Argh! Aaaargh!

312
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,469
Aargh! Aaargh!

313
00:22:17,538 --> 00:22:18,906
Argh!

314
00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:40,761
<i>This is a resort</i>
<i>built into a jungle.</i>

315
00:22:40,928 --> 00:22:43,731
<i>This is the Rainforest Retreat.</i>

316
00:22:43,898 --> 00:22:45,633
<i>And if you're a thrill seeker,</i>

317
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,069
<i>you are not gonna believe this.</i>

318
00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,670
<i>Come with me.</i>

319
00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:54,575
This is just the beginning.

320
00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:57,311
We've already
laid the foundations

321
00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,847
for the next phase
of this project.

322
00:23:00,081 --> 00:23:05,452
It's a hotel built within
the jungle itself.

323
00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:08,256
A rainforest retreat.

324
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,591
An eco paradise, naturally.

325
00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:11,792
Is it, though?

326
00:23:11,959 --> 00:23:13,327
I'm sorry, who are you?

327
00:23:13,661 --> 00:23:15,796
I'm just someone who thinks
building a hotel

328
00:23:15,963 --> 00:23:17,798
in a jungle is not natural.

329
00:23:17,965 --> 00:23:21,335
If you're so ecofriendly, why
build on the island at all?

330
00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:23,938
Buildings are banned on all
of the islands in the region.

331
00:23:24,105 --> 00:23:25,139
How did you get permission?

332
00:23:25,306 --> 00:23:27,108
So, if I can just say,

333
00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:29,010
we have all
of the relevant permits.

334
00:23:29,176 --> 00:23:31,012
-That's horseshit!
-I love this girl.

335
00:23:31,178 --> 00:23:34,215
This lake was exactly
where we're all standing now.

336
00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:35,616
All those birds have gone!

337
00:23:35,783 --> 00:23:37,450
-Alright, come with me, please.
-Get off me!

338
00:23:37,618 --> 00:23:39,220
If this hotel expands
into the jungle,

339
00:23:39,387 --> 00:23:41,155
it'll kill thousands of species
of plants and animals!

340
00:23:41,322 --> 00:23:43,490
Alright, I've just, I've just
realised who you are.

341
00:23:43,891 --> 00:23:47,028
Your father runs
a shithole hotel

342
00:23:47,194 --> 00:23:49,730
on the south side
of the island, yeah?

343
00:23:49,897 --> 00:23:52,233
So, who exactly
are you protecting

344
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,202
the island for?
Is it for the wildlife?

345
00:23:55,369 --> 00:23:56,737
Or is it for yourself?

346
00:23:56,904 --> 00:23:59,874
Do you want to keep the whole
place for you and Daddy?

347
00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:01,842
Little Miss Entitled...

348
00:24:02,009 --> 00:24:03,210
-Alright, come on.
-Right?

349
00:24:03,377 --> 00:24:05,079
Please! Get this message
to your followers!

350
00:24:05,246 --> 00:24:06,881
<i>This hotel's not eco.</i>

351
00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:08,649
<i>It's a fraud,</i>
<i>and it's breaking the law!</i>

352
00:24:08,816 --> 00:24:11,352
That is absolutely not true.

353
00:24:11,552 --> 00:24:13,486
Please do not post any of that.

354
00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:16,057
How could we?
Your Internet is useless.

355
00:24:16,223 --> 00:24:18,926
If what she said about the lake
is true, she'll have a case.

356
00:24:19,093 --> 00:24:20,828
It's UN environmental law.

357
00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:23,364
I mean, one habitat
can't be destroyed for another.

358
00:24:23,664 --> 00:24:25,166
I like protestor girl.

359
00:24:25,366 --> 00:24:26,499
Yeah, she's fit.

360
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,769
She's a bit too Greta Thunberg
for me.

361
00:24:28,936 --> 00:24:31,272
But Ed wants to fuck her,
don't you, Ed?

362
00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:32,840
What?

363
00:24:33,007 --> 00:24:34,375
No, it's not like that.

364
00:24:34,575 --> 00:24:35,743
What's it like, then?

365
00:24:35,910 --> 00:24:38,612
No, we're just...like, friends.

366
00:24:39,714 --> 00:24:41,082
-Friends?
-Friends?

367
00:24:41,248 --> 00:24:42,783
Are you gonna post what she said
on your feed?

368
00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:44,218
Are you?

369
00:24:44,418 --> 00:24:45,786
Fuck that shit!

370
00:24:45,953 --> 00:24:49,123
I mean, look, give me a petition
to sign and I'll sign it.

371
00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:51,625
Give me a collection tin to fill
and I'll fill it.

372
00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:55,763
But what I'm not gonna do
is bore my followers with it.

373
00:24:55,963 --> 00:25:00,534
I mean, the way I see it is if
a hundred pink flamingos

374
00:25:00,701 --> 00:25:02,770
have to lose their little pond

375
00:25:02,937 --> 00:25:05,573
so that I can drive
a fucking Ferrari, I'm sorry,

376
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:07,908
I'm driving the Ferrari.
It's a no-brainer.

377
00:25:08,075 --> 00:25:10,111
I mean, that's kind of
where I am.

378
00:25:10,644 --> 00:25:12,046
I mean, I guess...

379
00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:13,981
I get what she's saying,

380
00:25:14,148 --> 00:25:16,617
but it took me years
to build that following.

381
00:25:16,817 --> 00:25:18,219
And I have way more followers

382
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:20,054
than all of you combined
times four.

383
00:25:20,221 --> 00:25:21,622
-Oh, really?
-What are you doing?

384
00:25:21,789 --> 00:25:23,824
-We're going for a swim.
-No, no... Aaah!

385
00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,115
-Here you are, Winnie?
-Yes?

386
00:25:48,282 --> 00:25:49,817
Get this beautiful girl
a margarita,

387
00:25:49,984 --> 00:25:51,652
and I'll have a skinny bitch.

388
00:25:52,186 --> 00:25:53,454
It's a vodka soda.

389
00:25:53,621 --> 00:25:54,488
Oh.

390
00:25:54,655 --> 00:25:55,524
Keeps me lean.

391
00:26:00,694 --> 00:26:01,929
I'm Kev.

392
00:26:02,329 --> 00:26:04,432
-Dina.
-That's a beautiful name.

393
00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:14,175
I mean, if you want
to talk about

394
00:26:14,341 --> 00:26:16,177
people profiting from nature...

395
00:26:16,343 --> 00:26:17,512
She loves that dog.

396
00:26:17,678 --> 00:26:21,849
In public, yeah,
but she's basically a pimp.

397
00:26:22,517 --> 00:26:25,052
No, seriously,
she's whoring that dog out.

398
00:26:25,219 --> 00:26:28,722
She's making it turn tricks
for likes.

399
00:26:28,889 --> 00:26:30,391
Behind closed doors

400
00:26:30,559 --> 00:26:32,527
she's probably beating
the poor animal.

401
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:35,296
Yet the dog still has more
followers than you.

402
00:26:37,865 --> 00:26:40,201
Whohoho! Hohoho!

403
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,682
No way, Mongoose!

404
00:26:54,849 --> 00:26:56,183
-Oh my God!
-What the fuck?

405
00:26:57,718 --> 00:26:59,521
Please! I gotta get home!

406
00:27:01,422 --> 00:27:03,257
Wait, wait for me!

407
00:27:04,859 --> 00:27:06,528
Ah, shit!

408
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,028
Fuck!

409
00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:11,031
Ah!

410
00:27:41,896 --> 00:27:43,532
Do you want to talk?

411
00:27:46,867 --> 00:27:48,702
My mother's buried
beneath that hotel.

412
00:27:48,869 --> 00:27:50,471
Oh, no, she's not.

413
00:27:56,143 --> 00:27:57,478
The last time I was here,

414
00:27:57,646 --> 00:27:59,146
I buried a time capsule
with her.

415
00:28:00,549 --> 00:28:02,316
She'd written something for me,

416
00:28:03,317 --> 00:28:05,319
something she wanted me to know.

417
00:28:06,887 --> 00:28:08,289
And now it's gone.

418
00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:10,758
Smashed to pieces.

419
00:28:11,292 --> 00:28:13,628
Like the island
you loved so much.

420
00:28:14,128 --> 00:28:16,665
The island you wouldn't even
leave to come to her funeral.

421
00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:19,833
Please, Clara. Can we not do
the whole magical misery tour?

422
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,269
Do you know what I told myself
when mum was dying?

423
00:28:22,436 --> 00:28:25,239
That you couldn't visit because
you were the caretaker.

424
00:28:25,607 --> 00:28:27,676
You had to stay
and protect the island.

425
00:28:29,176 --> 00:28:31,245
But when it needed your help,

426
00:28:31,478 --> 00:28:32,947
you did nothing.

427
00:28:38,786 --> 00:28:40,287
Caretaker...

428
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:15,222
Stop.

429
00:29:16,390 --> 00:29:17,491
Hm.

430
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:36,343
Molly? Molly? Come on, girl...

431
00:29:36,511 --> 00:29:38,045
We're going out.

432
00:29:38,212 --> 00:29:39,913
Only the Germans
could invent

433
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,583
a single word to describe

434
00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:44,251
taking pleasure
in other people's misery.

435
00:29:44,418 --> 00:29:45,819
'Schadenfreude'.

436
00:29:45,986 --> 00:29:48,690
Oh... What other German
do you speak?

437
00:29:49,023 --> 00:29:51,058
-Bundesliga.
-Oh, very good.

438
00:29:51,225 --> 00:29:54,061
Stein. Schnell.

439
00:29:54,261 --> 00:29:56,230
Achtung, obviously.

440
00:29:56,531 --> 00:29:58,265
You know, you will be
the first English boy

441
00:29:58,432 --> 00:30:00,267
who I've slept with
who speaks German?

442
00:30:00,901 --> 00:30:03,370
Why? How many English boys
have you slept with?

443
00:30:03,605 --> 00:30:06,273
Hmm... Does Welsh count?

444
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,609
No.

445
00:30:08,442 --> 00:30:09,544
Irish?

446
00:30:09,711 --> 00:30:10,779
Definitely not.

447
00:30:11,178 --> 00:30:12,279
Hm.

448
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,882
You're not very tall, are you?

449
00:30:16,518 --> 00:30:18,952
I'm average. I'm above average.

450
00:30:19,386 --> 00:30:21,690
You know, my ex-boyfriend
was, like, seven feet tall.

451
00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:23,057
A real monster.

452
00:30:23,357 --> 00:30:25,359
-Monster...?
-Put your hands up.

453
00:30:25,893 --> 00:30:29,363
Yeah, his hands were like...
twice as big as yours.

454
00:30:29,764 --> 00:30:31,766
-R-right...
-Are you shaking?

455
00:30:31,932 --> 00:30:32,900
No.

456
00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:34,868
I haven't even taken
my clothes off.

457
00:30:35,035 --> 00:30:37,071
It's not gonna be
one of those nights, is it?

458
00:30:37,404 --> 00:30:39,239
What nights?

459
00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:41,141
Oh, hello.

460
00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:43,877
I can work with that.

461
00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:12,674
Uh...

462
00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:17,679
<i>Hello, reception?</i>

463
00:31:17,846 --> 00:31:21,148
Yeah, bruv... What's going on
with this air con?

464
00:31:21,315 --> 00:31:23,016
It's so hot
I think I could melt.

465
00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:24,952
<i>Sorry, sir. It's gonna</i>
<i>be fixed by tomorrow.</i>

466
00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:26,788
-Tomorrow, yeah?
<i>-Yes sir.</i>

467
00:31:26,954 --> 00:31:29,022
-Promise?
<i>-I give you my word.</i>

468
00:31:29,189 --> 00:31:30,324
Alright.

469
00:31:31,659 --> 00:31:32,794
Uh...

470
00:32:26,748 --> 00:32:28,348
What the fuck?

471
00:32:29,483 --> 00:32:31,251
Hey, Dina...

472
00:32:32,754 --> 00:32:34,188
Gina?

473
00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:36,356
Karen, whatever the fuck
your name is,

474
00:32:36,524 --> 00:32:37,926
get in here and help.

475
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:39,993
We've got roaches.

476
00:33:16,965 --> 00:33:18,633
Ah!

477
00:33:25,707 --> 00:33:26,941
Hello?

478
00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:28,710
Calvin?

479
00:33:28,977 --> 00:33:30,979
Or whatever your name is...

480
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:34,916
You alright?

481
00:35:17,351 --> 00:35:20,622
Have you thought about
not using plastic bottles?

482
00:35:23,091 --> 00:35:25,392
Actually, I don't use
plastic at all.

483
00:35:25,727 --> 00:35:27,562
I retrieved those from the sea.

484
00:35:34,602 --> 00:35:36,070
What's with the getup?

485
00:35:36,236 --> 00:35:37,337
It's very Tomb Raider.

486
00:35:39,073 --> 00:35:40,541
I went up for that, you know?

487
00:35:41,441 --> 00:35:42,910
The butler.

488
00:35:43,745 --> 00:35:45,613
"Your guns, m'lady."

489
00:35:46,514 --> 00:35:48,549
I didn't get it...

490
00:35:49,050 --> 00:35:50,384
obviously.

491
00:35:50,551 --> 00:35:51,853
I need to find Adi.

492
00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:53,888
Do you have any idea
where he might be?

493
00:35:54,187 --> 00:35:56,524
He has the information
I need, but he's disappeared.

494
00:35:57,125 --> 00:35:59,459
Do you want me to look around,
see if I can find him for you?

495
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:02,195
That would be great. Thank you.

496
00:36:04,464 --> 00:36:06,299
Clara, about what
you said last night...

497
00:36:06,634 --> 00:36:09,137
-I don't wanna talk about it.
-Your mum was difficult!

498
00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:16,044
Really?

499
00:36:16,878 --> 00:36:18,146
You're going there?

500
00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:19,647
She was difficult,

501
00:36:19,814 --> 00:36:21,783
and I was a fucking nightmare.

502
00:36:24,052 --> 00:36:27,955
I have nothing but regrets for
the way things ended between us.

503
00:36:30,424 --> 00:36:34,461
I loved your mum
very deeply, but she...

504
00:36:36,396 --> 00:36:37,932
Have you considered
how difficult

505
00:36:38,099 --> 00:36:39,600
it was for her to love you?

506
00:36:40,735 --> 00:36:42,904
When you have zero love
for yourself?

507
00:36:51,145 --> 00:36:55,282
If you're looking for that time
capsule you buried with her,

508
00:36:56,617 --> 00:36:58,586
then it's probably
at Emerald Beach.

509
00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:03,356
The two of you used to spend
a lot of time there.

510
00:37:11,933 --> 00:37:13,634
The fan failure
has blown the circuits.

511
00:37:13,801 --> 00:37:14,969
The two things are linked.

512
00:37:15,136 --> 00:37:18,106
Oh, so it's actually
just one great big fuck up.

513
00:37:18,271 --> 00:37:19,707
Adi was supposed
to override the fan

514
00:37:19,874 --> 00:37:21,142
and get the air con
back up, but...

515
00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:22,543
He fucking didn't.

516
00:37:22,710 --> 00:37:25,680
We have at our disposal
for one weekend only

517
00:37:25,847 --> 00:37:27,648
some of the world's
biggest influencers...

518
00:37:27,815 --> 00:37:29,316
Oh, they prefer
the term 'creators'.

519
00:37:29,483 --> 00:37:30,952
I don't fucking care
if they prefer the term:

520
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:32,620
'Ballsack Billy the Bear'.

521
00:37:32,787 --> 00:37:34,989
If there's no WiFi and they
can't get their videos up,

522
00:37:35,156 --> 00:37:36,724
no fucker's coming.

523
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,794
Is there anything
we can do?

524
00:37:40,628 --> 00:37:43,296
I don't know.
Open a window?

525
00:37:43,463 --> 00:37:45,700
No, I meant anything
we can do about the Internet.

526
00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:47,501
I'm gonna have to get
to the mainland,

527
00:37:47,668 --> 00:37:49,402
get to the network centre
and link up with the GCode...

528
00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:51,839
Jesus Christ, I don't want
the whole fucking manual.

529
00:37:52,006 --> 00:37:54,709
Just go to Captain Brunner
and ask him to take you.

530
00:37:56,177 --> 00:37:58,345
-Adi?
-Do you want me to find him?

531
00:37:58,513 --> 00:38:00,515
No, I want you
to fuck his sister.

532
00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:04,752
But... Adi has a brother.

533
00:38:07,221 --> 00:38:08,556
Right.

534
00:38:10,892 --> 00:38:13,828
I swear to God,
he is fucking retarded.

535
00:38:14,028 --> 00:38:15,830
You're not really supposed
to say that anymore.

536
00:38:15,997 --> 00:38:17,064
Faulty, then.

537
00:38:17,231 --> 00:38:18,733
You can't say that either.

538
00:38:20,568 --> 00:38:21,636
Oh...

539
00:38:23,104 --> 00:38:25,573
Don't tell me someone
shat the bed already.

540
00:38:28,609 --> 00:38:29,911
Bollocks...

541
00:38:35,183 --> 00:38:36,416
Whoa...

542
00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:37,885
Ah!

543
00:38:38,052 --> 00:38:39,954
Whoa! Uh...

544
00:38:40,453 --> 00:38:41,856
Uh...

545
00:38:54,602 --> 00:38:55,837
Ah...

546
00:38:56,304 --> 00:38:59,307
So, what's wrong with
them, apart from being dead?

547
00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:00,975
It looks like sepsis.

548
00:39:01,142 --> 00:39:02,877
Well, maybe it was drugs, right?

549
00:39:03,044 --> 00:39:04,377
We'll say it was drugs.

550
00:39:04,545 --> 00:39:05,713
Okay, so we need to get,

551
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,081
we need to get ahead
of this, okay?

552
00:39:07,248 --> 00:39:09,317
So, he's gonna have
dirt on him,

553
00:39:09,482 --> 00:39:11,484
so start sniffing.

554
00:39:11,652 --> 00:39:12,920
They've been bitten.

555
00:39:13,087 --> 00:39:14,121
Bitten?

556
00:39:14,288 --> 00:39:16,423
By what? A snake?

557
00:39:16,591 --> 00:39:17,592
A spider.

558
00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:18,759
No, no.

559
00:39:18,926 --> 00:39:20,161
Just...no.

560
00:39:20,328 --> 00:39:22,296
There are no poisonous spiders
at this hotel, okay?

561
00:39:22,462 --> 00:39:23,898
There's nothing venomous at all.

562
00:39:24,065 --> 00:39:25,099
It's policy.

563
00:39:25,266 --> 00:39:27,635
Well, I guess this one didn't
get the email.

564
00:39:30,771 --> 00:39:32,306
Shit!

565
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,407
Shit!

566
00:39:34,575 --> 00:39:37,578
Shit, shit, fucking shit!

567
00:39:38,613 --> 00:39:40,514
Right, I need to get their
bodies to the mainland.

568
00:39:40,681 --> 00:39:42,116
-Has Brunner left yet?
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

569
00:39:42,283 --> 00:39:43,251
What do you think?
You're not going anywhere.

570
00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:44,252
We need you here.

571
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:45,286
Well, I have a duty

572
00:39:45,452 --> 00:39:46,187
of care to my patients.

573
00:39:46,354 --> 00:39:47,655
They're dead.

574
00:39:47,855 --> 00:39:49,190
I need to know what bit them.

575
00:39:49,357 --> 00:39:51,859
Nothing 'bit' them, okay?

576
00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:54,494
It was drugs.
He, he's a massive druggie.

577
00:39:54,662 --> 00:39:56,463
-Rachel, right?
-He barely drank.

578
00:39:56,631 --> 00:39:58,165
Yeah, he's a massive druggie.

579
00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:01,468
Look, do you, do you even know
what this place means

580
00:40:01,636 --> 00:40:03,337
to Infinity Dream
International, huh?

581
00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:06,040
It's a place where dreams
are meant to come true.

582
00:40:06,207 --> 00:40:09,677
It's paradise, alright?
We don't even have bed bugs.

583
00:40:09,844 --> 00:40:13,214
You, you expect me to believe
that some fucking spider

584
00:40:13,381 --> 00:40:15,448
bit and killed this man
and this woman?

585
00:40:15,616 --> 00:40:17,818
Yes, David,
that is what I'm saying.

586
00:40:17,985 --> 00:40:20,388
And if we don't find out
which species it was,

587
00:40:20,554 --> 00:40:21,789
more people will die.

588
00:40:21,956 --> 00:40:24,025
Okay, well this is my project,
my project,

589
00:40:24,191 --> 00:40:26,127
from the inception
to finding the location

590
00:40:26,294 --> 00:40:29,530
to the hiring
and the firing, okay?

591
00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:32,366
I am inferring
that I can fire you.

592
00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:34,335
Yes, I got it, David. Thank you.

593
00:40:34,501 --> 00:40:36,170
But the yacht's already left.

594
00:40:36,337 --> 00:40:38,205
Oh, and there we are.

595
00:40:38,372 --> 00:40:39,707
So, we can't do anything anyway.

596
00:40:39,874 --> 00:40:43,544
So, we are gonna leave
these two here

597
00:40:43,711 --> 00:40:45,379
until the influencers have gone.

598
00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:46,981
And then, then you can
turn this place

599
00:40:47,148 --> 00:40:48,849
into fucking CSI for all I care.

600
00:40:49,016 --> 00:40:49,917
Oh...

601
00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:52,553
How long before these two start,

602
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,255
you know...?

603
00:40:54,822 --> 00:40:56,590
Actually, don't answer that.

604
00:40:56,757 --> 00:40:57,591
Hm...

605
00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:19,780
I've managed
to override the blocked fan

606
00:41:19,947 --> 00:41:21,716
and I've reprogrammed
the fan sequence.

607
00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:23,551
Get Adi to power up
the control panel.

608
00:41:23,718 --> 00:41:26,253
That should get the fans working
and the air con back up.

609
00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:28,689
-But I can't find Adi.
-Then you'll have to do it!

610
00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:31,225
I have to sail to the mainland
or no one's posting anything.

611
00:41:31,392 --> 00:41:32,526
I'm not technical.

612
00:41:32,693 --> 00:41:34,962
You're not anything.
Press the fucking button!

613
00:41:35,896 --> 00:41:37,231
But which button?

614
00:41:37,898 --> 00:41:40,434
Where did I put that lighter?
Ah...

615
00:41:41,068 --> 00:41:42,603
Er, are you open?

616
00:41:43,104 --> 00:41:46,207
Ah, in actual fact, no.

617
00:41:46,807 --> 00:41:48,709
I've been given a quest
by my daughter.

618
00:41:48,876 --> 00:41:52,947
She has a dragon I must slay
to win back her love.

619
00:41:53,114 --> 00:41:54,882
I just want bottle of water.

620
00:41:55,049 --> 00:41:55,983
Ah.

621
00:42:01,155 --> 00:42:03,057
Take it.
I don't touch the stuff.

622
00:42:03,224 --> 00:42:04,258
Cheers.

623
00:42:04,792 --> 00:42:05,926
Ah...

624
00:42:07,061 --> 00:42:09,597
Mm. Mm...

625
00:42:10,331 --> 00:42:12,266
Been on the sauce,
have we?

626
00:42:12,433 --> 00:42:14,502
Er, yeah. Well, no.

627
00:42:14,668 --> 00:42:17,071
Well, the man on the boat
said that the mushrooms

628
00:42:17,238 --> 00:42:19,440
that grow on this island
are the strongest in the world.

629
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,976
I made the mistake
of eating a few, hehe.

630
00:42:22,143 --> 00:42:25,112
Well, I admire your mettle,
young sir.

631
00:42:25,279 --> 00:42:27,615
-Yeah.
-That's a nasty fungi.

632
00:42:28,082 --> 00:42:30,017
A bit like yourself, really.

633
00:42:31,285 --> 00:42:33,354
What if I were to tell you

634
00:42:33,522 --> 00:42:35,790
that the wildest natural high
on the island

635
00:42:35,956 --> 00:42:38,025
is not in fact the mushrooms.

636
00:42:38,192 --> 00:42:39,627
Huh? What is it then?

637
00:42:39,827 --> 00:42:41,429
Cane toads.

638
00:42:41,595 --> 00:42:42,763
Cane what?

639
00:42:42,997 --> 00:42:45,132
The cane toad.

640
00:42:45,766 --> 00:42:47,536
You wanna get really high?

641
00:42:47,802 --> 00:42:50,304
Lick the back of one
of those lumpy buggers.

642
00:42:50,471 --> 00:42:51,872
Oh, what happens?

643
00:42:52,139 --> 00:42:55,176
It's like the strongest acid
mixed with ketamine

644
00:42:55,342 --> 00:42:57,845
and a microdose of smack.

645
00:42:58,312 --> 00:43:00,214
It will affect your motor
functions though.

646
00:43:00,381 --> 00:43:02,316
You'll be walking like you've
got no bones in your legs.

647
00:43:02,517 --> 00:43:05,052
Sounds really entertaining
for my feed.

648
00:43:06,153 --> 00:43:08,055
People pay to watch
you fall over?

649
00:43:08,222 --> 00:43:10,057
Yeah, I've got nearly
a million followers

650
00:43:10,224 --> 00:43:12,660
that love to see me
as fucked as possible.

651
00:43:13,294 --> 00:43:14,695
I'm missing a trick here.

652
00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:15,996
Heh.

653
00:43:16,330 --> 00:43:18,165
Where do I find these toads?

654
00:43:21,402 --> 00:43:22,703
I'm never sick.

655
00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:24,705
I reckon they switched
to own brand.

656
00:43:24,872 --> 00:43:28,075
Gary, you're sick
because you drank too much.

657
00:43:28,309 --> 00:43:29,578
That's bollocks.

658
00:43:30,010 --> 00:43:32,046
You washed your face in shots.

659
00:43:32,213 --> 00:43:33,247
Oh yeah...

660
00:43:33,414 --> 00:43:34,715
You had a vodka facial.

661
00:43:34,882 --> 00:43:37,519
Yeah, I do remember that. Ha.

662
00:43:37,852 --> 00:43:39,753
Gary!

663
00:43:42,223 --> 00:43:43,592
You fucked her, didn't you?

664
00:43:44,358 --> 00:43:46,026
Bumped into her...

665
00:43:46,694 --> 00:43:48,028
on the way back to my room.

666
00:43:49,897 --> 00:43:51,533
One word, Gary.

667
00:43:51,699 --> 00:43:52,601
Disappointing.

668
00:43:52,867 --> 00:43:54,101
Don't be like that.

669
00:43:54,268 --> 00:43:56,370
Why are you making
excuses to me? I don't care.

670
00:43:58,105 --> 00:43:59,840
Run along.
Your girlfriend's waiting.

671
00:44:00,407 --> 00:44:01,375
Fine.

672
00:44:07,681 --> 00:44:08,916
Hi.

673
00:44:12,453 --> 00:44:13,888
Molly!

674
00:44:14,221 --> 00:44:16,924
Hi. Have you seen my dog, Molly?
Le petit chien?

675
00:44:17,091 --> 00:44:18,792
-No, sorry.
-No? Molly!

676
00:44:18,959 --> 00:44:20,895
Oh, hey, have you seen Molly?

677
00:44:21,061 --> 00:44:22,930
No, and if I had,
I would've drowned her.

678
00:44:23,797 --> 00:44:24,965
Sorry?

679
00:44:25,266 --> 00:44:27,569
No, but if I do,
I'll let you know.

680
00:44:39,113 --> 00:44:40,247
Winnie?

681
00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:45,386
Clara?

682
00:44:47,556 --> 00:44:49,624
Clara!

683
00:44:54,563 --> 00:44:57,666
The last time I saw you,
you were this big.

684
00:44:57,831 --> 00:44:59,733
Now you are a woman!

685
00:45:01,168 --> 00:45:02,604
I'm so sorry.

686
00:45:03,337 --> 00:45:04,972
What they've done
to your island.

687
00:45:05,272 --> 00:45:06,941
My island?

688
00:45:07,241 --> 00:45:08,976
It is not mine.

689
00:45:09,143 --> 00:45:11,011
Even this body is not mine.

690
00:45:11,178 --> 00:45:12,614
I have borrowed it.

691
00:45:13,013 --> 00:45:14,982
Well, it's definitely
not theirs.

692
00:45:15,416 --> 00:45:16,750
Clara...

693
00:45:17,117 --> 00:45:20,287
The desire to own
and control things

694
00:45:20,454 --> 00:45:22,456
leads to attachment,

695
00:45:22,624 --> 00:45:25,459
the root of all suffering.

696
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,531
You can only lose
what you cling to.

697
00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:31,666
Let it go.

698
00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:47,616
<i>When spiders</i>
<i>are ejected</i>

699
00:45:47,781 --> 00:45:49,049
<i>from their natural home,</i>

700
00:45:49,216 --> 00:45:53,053
<i>like any other animal,</i>
<i>they will find a new one.</i>

701
00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:56,056
<i>They come to keep warm, to mate,</i>

702
00:45:56,223 --> 00:45:57,659
<i>and to feed;</i>

703
00:45:57,825 --> 00:46:01,161
<i>and for the most part,</i>
<i>living comfortably beside us.</i>

704
00:46:03,230 --> 00:46:04,498
It's open!

705
00:46:04,666 --> 00:46:06,701
<i>Spiders will only usually attack</i>

706
00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:08,802
<i>if they feel threatened</i>
<i>or cornered.</i>

707
00:46:08,969 --> 00:46:10,838
Just leave it there. Er, merci.

708
00:46:11,573 --> 00:46:14,709
<i>There are over 50,000 species</i>
<i>of spider.</i>

709
00:46:14,875 --> 00:46:17,911
<i>Many are solitary, but some</i>
<i>will hunt in packs.</i>

710
00:46:21,348 --> 00:46:22,816
Molly!

711
00:46:23,017 --> 00:46:24,519
<i>The hairs on their legs</i>
<i>are released</i>

712
00:46:24,686 --> 00:46:25,919
<i>when attacked or killed,</i>

713
00:46:26,086 --> 00:46:28,822
<i>bringing others of their pack</i>
<i>into the fight.</i>

714
00:46:29,691 --> 00:46:30,891
Molly?

715
00:46:32,426 --> 00:46:35,496
-Molly, baby!
<i>Nature's revenge is unforgiving.</i>

716
00:46:35,664 --> 00:46:36,930
Molly, baby!

717
00:46:38,165 --> 00:46:39,233
Molly!

718
00:46:43,404 --> 00:46:44,606
Molly?

719
00:46:47,074 --> 00:46:48,842
Molly? Are you here?

720
00:46:49,243 --> 00:46:51,579
Molly, baby? Molly?

721
00:46:52,747 --> 00:46:55,349
Molly? Molly?

722
00:46:56,518 --> 00:46:57,384
Molly?

723
00:47:18,972 --> 00:47:20,474
I haven't seen Adi
since yesterday.

724
00:47:20,642 --> 00:47:23,444
Clara was looking for him.
I haven't seen him either.

725
00:47:23,877 --> 00:47:26,246
We're having a lot of
technical issues, though.

726
00:47:26,447 --> 00:47:28,382
I guess he has his hands full.

727
00:47:28,783 --> 00:47:31,586
Well, keep an eye out
for me, would you?

728
00:47:31,952 --> 00:47:33,755
Yeah. I'll call you
if I see him.

729
00:47:33,921 --> 00:47:34,888
Thanks, Raj.

730
00:47:37,324 --> 00:47:39,728
-Say hello to your dad.
-Oh, thanks.

731
00:48:05,252 --> 00:48:06,487
Hey! You found one!

732
00:48:06,755 --> 00:48:08,122
Ohohoho!

733
00:48:08,288 --> 00:48:11,258
Have a look at her.
She is a beauty.

734
00:48:12,025 --> 00:48:13,695
I'm probably gonna regret
asking this,

735
00:48:13,862 --> 00:48:15,697
but, um, how do you know
it's a she?

736
00:48:15,996 --> 00:48:18,098
Ah. I'm just calling
her a woman

737
00:48:18,265 --> 00:48:20,334
'cause I don't like the idea
of licking a man's back.

738
00:48:20,934 --> 00:48:22,537
You draw the line there?

739
00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:24,338
Yeah.

740
00:48:26,473 --> 00:48:27,941
Check her out.

741
00:48:28,108 --> 00:48:29,009
Wow.

742
00:48:29,176 --> 00:48:30,545
I'm not being funny, yeah,

743
00:48:30,712 --> 00:48:32,847
but I've been licking
this big ol' green booty

744
00:48:33,013 --> 00:48:35,517
for half an hour now,
and I don't feel a thing.

745
00:48:36,049 --> 00:48:37,852
Patience, my boy.

746
00:48:39,353 --> 00:48:41,388
Here...

747
00:48:41,656 --> 00:48:43,157
Ohohohoho.

748
00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:46,360
May I?

749
00:48:46,528 --> 00:48:48,630
Yeah. Knock yourself out.

750
00:48:52,399 --> 00:48:54,067
Okay...

751
00:48:56,671 --> 00:48:59,139
Hey, you got some good
technique there, hehehe.

752
00:48:59,808 --> 00:49:01,543
Yeah, look at that.
She likes it.

753
00:49:02,142 --> 00:49:04,579
Hey... it's my first threesome.

754
00:49:28,670 --> 00:49:30,037
They were here first,

755
00:49:30,204 --> 00:49:31,739
but the islanders
don't know their rights.

756
00:49:31,906 --> 00:49:33,106
I do.

757
00:49:33,273 --> 00:49:35,242
Okay, but like, if your dad
runs a hotel here,

758
00:49:35,409 --> 00:49:37,879
doesn't that kind of affect
your argument?

759
00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:41,281
My Dad quit acting
to become an environmentalist.

760
00:49:41,448 --> 00:49:43,551
His place was built so film
crews could stay here

761
00:49:43,718 --> 00:49:45,052
and study the wildlife,

762
00:49:45,219 --> 00:49:46,888
so no, it doesn't.

763
00:49:49,289 --> 00:49:51,091
I have a contact here.

764
00:49:51,258 --> 00:49:53,026
I can't find him anywhere.

765
00:49:54,394 --> 00:49:55,864
I need help.

766
00:49:56,430 --> 00:49:58,065
Aren't you supposed to be
the nature guy?

767
00:49:58,232 --> 00:49:59,634
Mr Eco Warrior?

768
00:50:00,133 --> 00:50:01,803
This could be your story.

769
00:50:02,069 --> 00:50:03,538
You could help break it.

770
00:50:03,705 --> 00:50:04,906
Look...

771
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,275
I'm not saying that
I don't want to help, but...

772
00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:12,079
I'm all about the positives,
you know?

773
00:50:12,479 --> 00:50:14,314
I post about the beauty of life,

774
00:50:14,481 --> 00:50:15,717
not this negative
doomwatch stuff.

775
00:50:15,884 --> 00:50:17,417
And plus I've got, you know...

776
00:50:17,585 --> 00:50:18,820
sponsors, so...
-Mm.

777
00:50:18,987 --> 00:50:20,320
And you don't wanna
rock the boat,

778
00:50:20,487 --> 00:50:22,489
and there are no likes
at the end of the world.

779
00:50:23,090 --> 00:50:24,559
You're a joke.

780
00:50:24,726 --> 00:50:26,326
You're just like
the rest of them.

781
00:50:26,761 --> 00:50:28,830
You've got the whole world
following your every move,

782
00:50:28,997 --> 00:50:31,231
hanging off every word you say.

783
00:50:31,431 --> 00:50:34,969
You could be a force for good,
but... you just care about you.

784
00:50:35,570 --> 00:50:36,905
Okay, wait...

785
00:50:37,104 --> 00:50:38,171
Look...

786
00:50:40,474 --> 00:50:41,643
I'll help you.

787
00:50:42,109 --> 00:50:43,110
Alright?

788
00:50:46,648 --> 00:50:48,616
So, we're in this shed
because...?

789
00:50:48,816 --> 00:50:50,183
He said he had some proof.

790
00:50:51,019 --> 00:50:53,186
This is his office,
such as it is.

791
00:50:57,457 --> 00:50:58,760
Where would he keep it?

792
00:50:59,092 --> 00:51:00,962
It's gotta be on an email.

793
00:51:01,128 --> 00:51:02,764
I mean, nobody does shit
on paper anymore.

794
00:51:02,931 --> 00:51:04,032
No, not for something like this.

795
00:51:05,265 --> 00:51:07,301
Digital's too... porous.

796
00:51:08,502 --> 00:51:11,338
He said he had some physical
proof to help get the prick.

797
00:51:18,278 --> 00:51:20,648
-What have you got there?
-It's a receipt...

798
00:51:21,616 --> 00:51:23,317
Signed by David.

799
00:51:24,117 --> 00:51:25,385
For cement?

800
00:51:26,486 --> 00:51:27,555
Loads of it.

801
00:51:27,722 --> 00:51:29,489
Well, I mean,
that's not illegal.

802
00:51:30,825 --> 00:51:32,225
Then why is it hidden?

803
00:51:34,629 --> 00:51:36,798
But don't you build hotels
with cement?

804
00:51:38,131 --> 00:51:39,968
Yes, you do.

805
00:51:40,668 --> 00:51:42,637
So, doesn't it make it less
of a smoking gun

806
00:51:42,804 --> 00:51:45,138
and more of a... a water pistol?

807
00:51:47,508 --> 00:51:50,344
Ed, do you go on many dates?

808
00:51:51,478 --> 00:51:52,513
No.

809
00:51:53,047 --> 00:51:54,314
Do you?

810
00:51:55,148 --> 00:51:56,584
Not for a while.

811
00:51:57,752 --> 00:52:01,355
And, er, and what would a date
look like for someone like you?

812
00:52:02,255 --> 00:52:05,093
Oh, you know, go on a march,

813
00:52:05,258 --> 00:52:07,562
protest against oil,
lay in the road.

814
00:52:09,162 --> 00:52:11,365
Maybe we could glue ourselves
to the road together.

815
00:52:11,532 --> 00:52:12,867
Obviously, if you're up for it.

816
00:52:14,702 --> 00:52:15,937
Look...

817
00:52:16,604 --> 00:52:19,172
I know I sound like a broken
record about all this.

818
00:52:19,339 --> 00:52:21,208
No, look, I get it.

819
00:52:21,375 --> 00:52:23,011
It's important to you.

820
00:52:29,216 --> 00:52:30,283
Fuck...

821
00:52:34,354 --> 00:52:35,790
-Winnie! Winnie!
-Winnie...

822
00:52:35,957 --> 00:52:37,925
Hey! Hey, hey...

823
00:52:38,092 --> 00:52:39,226
He's got no pulse!

824
00:52:40,460 --> 00:52:41,896
Start compressing here!

825
00:52:42,096 --> 00:52:43,531
Start compressing his chest.

826
00:52:44,297 --> 00:52:46,134
Hey, hey, hey.

827
00:52:46,299 --> 00:52:47,869
Come on! Winnie!

828
00:52:48,069 --> 00:52:49,771
Please don't die!

829
00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:53,741
He's swallowed his tongue!

830
00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:55,375
Ah!

831
00:53:00,548 --> 00:53:01,616
Uh! Uh!

832
00:53:07,254 --> 00:53:08,488
Uh!

833
00:53:10,925 --> 00:53:12,192
Ah!

834
00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:15,563
It's the second one of those
I've killed since I've got here!

835
00:53:15,763 --> 00:53:17,264
They're so aggressive!

836
00:53:18,231 --> 00:53:19,299
Fuck!

837
00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:20,835
Look out!

838
00:53:23,771 --> 00:53:26,674
Ah! Aaah! Ah, ah!

839
00:53:28,442 --> 00:53:29,977
Aaah!

840
00:53:30,243 --> 00:53:31,344
Aaargh!

841
00:53:31,979 --> 00:53:33,480
Aaargh!

842
00:53:34,148 --> 00:53:35,516
-Ed!
-Aaargh!

843
00:53:35,683 --> 00:53:36,984
Aaargh...

844
00:53:37,151 --> 00:53:38,820
Ed!

845
00:54:04,178 --> 00:54:06,214
Just press the button, he says.

846
00:54:10,518 --> 00:54:11,686
Adi?

847
00:54:18,391 --> 00:54:19,359
Adi?

848
00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:27,334
Fucking hell...

849
00:54:48,589 --> 00:54:50,758
Oh, David, it's working.

850
00:54:50,925 --> 00:54:52,325
Oh...

851
00:54:52,527 --> 00:54:55,062
Oh, thank Christ.

852
00:54:57,165 --> 00:54:58,599
Hallelujah.

853
00:54:59,934 --> 00:55:01,903
Rachel, get rid
of those cobwebs.

854
00:55:02,770 --> 00:55:04,705
Oh, what the fuck
is he doing here?

855
00:55:04,872 --> 00:55:06,841
What the fuck
are you doing here?

856
00:55:07,675 --> 00:55:09,277
I'm looking for a toilet
to block.

857
00:55:09,442 --> 00:55:11,179
Oh, you're so full of shit,
that shouldn't be hard.

858
00:55:11,344 --> 00:55:13,247
-What do you want?
-I'm looking for Adi.

859
00:55:13,413 --> 00:55:15,683
Oh, finally, something
we've got in common.

860
00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:20,453
Oh my God...

861
00:55:26,027 --> 00:55:27,228
Fucking...

862
00:55:27,394 --> 00:55:30,565
I...I need a clean-up crew,
here, now!

863
00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:33,901
Would you have a heart attack

864
00:55:34,068 --> 00:55:35,770
on your own fucking time. What?

865
00:55:35,937 --> 00:55:37,605
There's thousands
of the bastards!

866
00:55:37,772 --> 00:55:39,707
Hello, look, I'm Curtis.

867
00:55:39,874 --> 00:55:43,110
Now sorry, specifically
which bastards?

868
00:55:51,319 --> 00:55:53,120
Aaargh! Uh! Ah!

869
00:55:53,287 --> 00:55:55,256
- Jeez...
- Uh! Get them off me!

870
00:55:55,590 --> 00:55:57,658
Argh! Urgh! Ah!

871
00:55:58,993 --> 00:56:00,328
Aaargh!

872
00:56:02,797 --> 00:56:04,765
Shit! Shit!

873
00:56:04,932 --> 00:56:07,735
Jesus Christ.

874
00:56:07,902 --> 00:56:08,803
-Uh!
-Ah!

875
00:56:08,970 --> 00:56:10,104
What the fuck?!

876
00:56:40,101 --> 00:56:42,336
Uh... Uh!

877
00:57:54,208 --> 00:57:55,743
Argh! Aaaargh!

878
00:57:58,779 --> 00:58:00,348
Aaargh!

879
00:58:06,887 --> 00:58:08,122
What the fuck?

880
00:58:08,289 --> 00:58:09,924
I'm not falling
for that shit again.

881
00:58:42,289 --> 00:58:43,557
Finca!

882
00:58:48,462 --> 00:58:49,764
Finca!

883
00:58:51,499 --> 00:58:52,433
Finca!

884
00:58:57,438 --> 00:58:59,106
This way! Come on!

885
00:59:25,599 --> 00:59:26,535
In here!

886
00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:28,135
Close the door!

887
00:59:28,302 --> 00:59:29,538
-Close the door!
-Yeah!

888
00:59:29,703 --> 00:59:31,872
You! I wanna make a formal
fucking complaint!

889
00:59:32,039 --> 00:59:33,508
This is not cool!

890
00:59:33,808 --> 00:59:35,109
Clara!

891
00:59:35,276 --> 00:59:36,343
Dad!

892
00:59:37,478 --> 00:59:38,646
Shut the door!

893
00:59:38,813 --> 00:59:40,214
Shut the fucking door!

894
00:59:40,381 --> 00:59:42,483
-What the fuck was that?
-Spiders.

895
00:59:42,650 --> 00:59:45,486
I know, but like,
big fucking psycho spiders!

896
00:59:45,653 --> 00:59:47,021
Are you alright?

897
00:59:47,221 --> 00:59:50,525
This hotel's a fucking joke.
Seriously, it's a fucking joke.

898
00:59:50,691 --> 00:59:52,126
This is bad.
This is really bad.

899
00:59:52,293 --> 00:59:53,794
Like, you can't do
the basics like Internet

900
00:59:53,961 --> 00:59:55,564
or air conditioning,
but killer spiders?

901
00:59:55,729 --> 00:59:57,965
-Yeah. No problem at all.
-Okay, everybody, be calm. Yeah?

902
00:59:58,132 --> 00:59:59,667
Check each other. Make sure
they're not on you.

903
00:59:59,834 --> 01:00:01,168
But how do we know
this room is safe?

904
01:00:01,335 --> 01:00:02,336
Well, we don't.

905
01:00:02,503 --> 01:00:04,705
It's as safe as a bag
made of his piss.

906
01:00:04,872 --> 01:00:07,741
Seriously, this is one star,
TripAdvisor. One star.

907
01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:09,810
-That is not fair!
-Not fair?!

908
01:00:09,977 --> 01:00:11,178
People are dying!

909
01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:12,746
You must have known
there were spiders here!

910
01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:13,981
Don't be so fucking ridiculous.

911
01:00:14,148 --> 01:00:16,016
First I knew about
poisonous spiders

912
01:00:16,183 --> 01:00:18,252
was about five fucking minutes
ago like everybody else!

913
01:00:18,486 --> 01:00:19,887
You'd better hope that's true.

914
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:34,768
The minibar is a disgrace.

915
01:00:35,069 --> 01:00:39,173
And millions of spiders are
trying to kill. Millions!

916
01:00:39,340 --> 01:00:41,610
It's not millions
of spiders. It's a handful.

917
01:00:43,344 --> 01:00:44,445
Uh...

918
01:00:45,846 --> 01:00:46,914
Ah!

919
01:00:48,382 --> 01:00:49,717
Oh... Oh, shit!

920
01:00:51,418 --> 01:00:53,220
Jesus Christ!

921
01:00:53,387 --> 01:00:54,589
Ah! Ah!

922
01:00:57,626 --> 01:00:58,692
Oh...

923
01:01:05,567 --> 01:01:07,134
Leave the, leave the furniture!

924
01:01:07,301 --> 01:01:08,469
Get the spider!

925
01:01:08,869 --> 01:01:10,738
Did you get it?

926
01:01:10,905 --> 01:01:12,574
Ah!

927
01:01:21,782 --> 01:01:23,984
Oh, yeah. Oh, great.

928
01:01:24,151 --> 01:01:25,386
Great job.

929
01:01:25,554 --> 01:01:27,421
What are you gonna do now?
Put it outside?

930
01:01:27,589 --> 01:01:29,290
Let's fucking kill the bastard.

931
01:01:29,456 --> 01:01:31,058
Why? There are a thousand
more out there

932
01:01:31,225 --> 01:01:32,726
to take its place.

933
01:01:33,294 --> 01:01:35,229
Welcome to Spider Island!

934
01:01:35,396 --> 01:01:37,731
This is not Spider Island!
Do not even joke!

935
01:01:37,898 --> 01:01:40,501
That shit sticks.
And do not post that!

936
01:01:40,669 --> 01:01:42,102
Chance would be a fine thing.

937
01:01:42,269 --> 01:01:45,139
Sun, sea and spiders!

938
01:01:45,306 --> 01:01:47,775
Book now to avoid
disappointment!

939
01:01:49,076 --> 01:01:49,944
Sorry.

940
01:01:50,110 --> 01:01:51,478
You are so fucked.

941
01:01:52,112 --> 01:01:54,248
I've never seen
this species before.

942
01:01:54,415 --> 01:01:55,849
That's because it's not
from round here.

943
01:01:56,016 --> 01:01:57,318
It's an immigrant.

944
01:01:57,484 --> 01:01:59,521
Oh, wow. Really?

945
01:01:59,688 --> 01:02:01,855
When all else fails,
blame the immigrants?

946
01:02:02,356 --> 01:02:04,659
Look at the way
it's using its mandibles.

947
01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:10,864
Mandibles...
mandibles...

948
01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:12,601
Look at my fingers...

949
01:02:15,604 --> 01:02:16,937
Dad?

950
01:02:17,539 --> 01:02:20,007
What are you talking about?
Your hands are fine.

951
01:02:20,542 --> 01:02:23,678
I worked with Richard Kiel once.
He had hands this big.

952
01:02:23,844 --> 01:02:25,714
-Who?
-Jaws.

953
01:02:25,879 --> 01:02:28,882
Not the movie, the character
in The Spy Who Loved Me.

954
01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:31,218
The man with gold teeth. Aaargh!

955
01:02:31,785 --> 01:02:33,821
He, he was in Moonraker too.

956
01:02:33,988 --> 01:02:35,956
Not Moonraker 2,
the sequel, that...

957
01:02:36,123 --> 01:02:37,626
and they hadn't made a sequel.

958
01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:39,661
Although the producer did talk
about making a sequel, not...

959
01:02:39,827 --> 01:02:41,328
Dad, how much
have you had to drink?

960
01:02:41,529 --> 01:02:43,632
I swear, I haven't had any...

961
01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:49,169
Oh shit!

962
01:02:52,873 --> 01:02:55,309
I licked a cane toad!

963
01:02:55,744 --> 01:02:57,177
Why?

964
01:02:59,313 --> 01:03:01,081
Is there anything I can say

965
01:03:01,248 --> 01:03:03,250
that would answer
that satisfactorily?

966
01:03:03,484 --> 01:03:04,818
God, you idiot!

967
01:03:05,152 --> 01:03:06,487
That's fair.

968
01:03:06,655 --> 01:03:08,188
How are we gonna
get off the island?

969
01:03:08,355 --> 01:03:10,190
Isn't there an emergency
hard line?

970
01:03:10,357 --> 01:03:11,760
All communications are down.

971
01:03:11,992 --> 01:03:14,028
- What about the yacht we came on?
- I can drive a yacht.

972
01:03:14,194 --> 01:03:15,664
-I think you mean 'sail'.
-Hm, no mate.

973
01:03:15,829 --> 01:03:17,097
My daddy has a yacht. You drive.

974
01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:18,832
-Of course he fucking does.
-That's it, then!

975
01:03:18,999 --> 01:03:20,568
No. There is no yacht.

976
01:03:20,735 --> 01:03:21,935
It sailed to the mainland
this morning.

977
01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:23,437
Russell's gone
to fix the Internet.

978
01:03:23,605 --> 01:03:25,272
Great. So we can die online.

979
01:03:25,439 --> 01:03:27,676
Sorry. Again.

980
01:03:27,841 --> 01:03:30,077
Nobody is gonna die, alright?
This room is safe.

981
01:03:30,244 --> 01:03:32,112
So, all we're gonna do is
we're gonna sit here,

982
01:03:32,279 --> 01:03:33,715
we're gonna wait here
until help comes.

983
01:03:33,881 --> 01:03:35,583
Oh, and what?
Fuck all your guests and staff

984
01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:37,017
who are dying out there?

985
01:03:37,184 --> 01:03:38,919
Whatever happened to a captain
sinking with his ship?

986
01:03:39,086 --> 01:03:41,055
He was a fucking idiot
and he died.

987
01:03:41,221 --> 01:03:42,890
I've got a boat.

988
01:03:43,123 --> 01:03:44,693
Dad, your boat's
got a hole in it.

989
01:03:45,092 --> 01:03:47,027
I've got another boat.

990
01:03:48,095 --> 01:03:50,097
-A bigger boat.
-Really?

991
01:03:50,264 --> 01:03:53,535
I've got a boat
at Emerald Cove.

992
01:03:53,702 --> 01:03:55,570
In the real world,
or are you tripping?

993
01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:01,543
Uh-oh.

994
01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:02,910
Where are you going?

995
01:04:03,243 --> 01:04:05,547
It's probably best
you don't ask.

996
01:04:06,614 --> 01:04:09,216
Okay. Okay, so that's the plan.

997
01:04:09,383 --> 01:04:11,553
We go to Emerald Beach,
we take the fire extinguisher

998
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,487
and anything else
we can repurpose as a weapon.

999
01:04:13,655 --> 01:04:16,090
How?
They're all over the hotel.

1000
01:04:16,256 --> 01:04:18,459
- We can go through the vents.
- What do you mean?

1001
01:04:18,626 --> 01:04:20,994
Well, I think the spiders
were hiding in there.

1002
01:04:21,161 --> 01:04:22,896
They are what caused
the air con problem,

1003
01:04:23,063 --> 01:04:25,165
and then we turned the fans on
and they got blown out.

1004
01:04:25,332 --> 01:04:28,135
Now with the fans on,
I think the vents

1005
01:04:28,302 --> 01:04:30,170
are the only place where
there won't be any spiders.

1006
01:04:30,337 --> 01:04:32,339
-You're right.
-Of course she's not right.

1007
01:04:32,507 --> 01:04:34,441
-You've lost your fucking mind!
-Come here.

1008
01:04:35,008 --> 01:04:37,812
If you want any chance
at salvaging the situation

1009
01:04:37,978 --> 01:04:39,313
and keeping your job,

1010
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:40,981
how you act right now
is kind of important.

1011
01:04:41,148 --> 01:04:43,618
And your priority,
at least outwardly,

1012
01:04:43,785 --> 01:04:46,086
has got to be the safety
of your guests.

1013
01:04:47,254 --> 01:04:48,288
Yeah.

1014
01:04:49,022 --> 01:04:50,592
Okay, here's what
we're gonna do.

1015
01:04:50,759 --> 01:04:52,660
We're gonna open that vent,
we're gonna go in,

1016
01:04:52,827 --> 01:04:53,927
we're gonna crawl through,

1017
01:04:54,094 --> 01:04:55,295
we're gonna see if we can
find a way out,

1018
01:04:55,462 --> 01:04:58,198
get his boat, then bring help
for everybody, okay?

1019
01:04:58,365 --> 01:04:59,500
Let's do it.

1020
01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:20,487
Oh...

1021
01:05:25,727 --> 01:05:27,127
Dad, are you in there?

1022
01:05:28,696 --> 01:05:31,800
Dad? Get out of the toilet.
We've got to go!

1023
01:05:34,702 --> 01:05:36,838
Dad, come on! Hurry up!

1024
01:05:38,071 --> 01:05:42,042
One, two, three, four,

1025
01:05:42,209 --> 01:05:47,682
five, six, seven, eight, nine...

1026
01:05:52,921 --> 01:05:54,054
Go on then.

1027
01:05:54,221 --> 01:05:55,489
I'll go first.

1028
01:05:55,890 --> 01:05:58,526
Just... don't leave
my dad behind. Promise?

1029
01:05:58,726 --> 01:05:59,861
I promise.

1030
01:06:08,268 --> 01:06:09,503
Ah...

1031
01:06:22,517 --> 01:06:24,552
Ah...

1032
01:06:35,229 --> 01:06:37,030
Ah...

1033
01:06:54,081 --> 01:06:55,115
Fuck!

1034
01:06:55,282 --> 01:06:57,117
Get up there,
you stupid prick.

1035
01:06:59,453 --> 01:07:00,889
Fucking help!

1036
01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,456
Ugh!

1037
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:06,961
Come on. What are you doing?

1038
01:07:07,127 --> 01:07:08,161
-We've gotta go.
-I can't go in there.

1039
01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:09,062
What do you mean
you can't go in there?

1040
01:07:09,229 --> 01:07:10,097
I'm claustrophobic!

1041
01:07:10,264 --> 01:07:11,231
Ah...

1042
01:07:13,066 --> 01:07:14,569
-Is that the way out?
-Yeah.

1043
01:07:14,736 --> 01:07:16,403
Whatever you two are planning,
do it fast.

1044
01:07:16,571 --> 01:07:18,071
We're about to have company.

1045
01:07:21,776 --> 01:07:24,012
Okay, listen to me.
I'm in love with you, okay?

1046
01:07:24,177 --> 01:07:25,345
I love you.

1047
01:07:25,513 --> 01:07:27,782
I've always been in love
with you and, uh...

1048
01:07:27,949 --> 01:07:30,183
I just never felt like
I was good enough for you.

1049
01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:32,152
So I messed up last night,

1050
01:07:32,319 --> 01:07:33,588
and I'm sorry,

1051
01:07:33,755 --> 01:07:35,023
but I want to be with you.

1052
01:07:35,623 --> 01:07:36,791
Just you.

1053
01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:38,927
If you don't get up
there right now,

1054
01:07:39,092 --> 01:07:40,828
you're gonna miss out on the fun
you can have

1055
01:07:40,995 --> 01:07:43,096
ridiculing me for saying
all of this shit, okay?

1056
01:07:43,263 --> 01:07:46,133
Now go. Please, go.

1057
01:07:46,668 --> 01:07:47,936
Go!

1058
01:08:01,783 --> 01:08:03,718
Dad? Are you there?

1059
01:08:04,018 --> 01:08:07,021
-Yeah, I'm here!
-You alright?

1060
01:08:07,187 --> 01:08:08,723
Well, I wouldn't say that.

1061
01:08:08,990 --> 01:08:10,792
If I had a choice,
I wouldn't have my head

1062
01:08:10,959 --> 01:08:12,326
stuck up David's arse.

1063
01:08:12,492 --> 01:08:14,862
Fucking hell.
Could you stop talking please?

1064
01:08:15,029 --> 01:08:16,998
Your breath's flammable.

1065
01:08:31,980 --> 01:08:33,480
The airflow's stopped.

1066
01:08:33,848 --> 01:08:35,850
Why is no one moving?
What's happened?

1067
01:08:36,050 --> 01:08:37,685
Why is there no airflow here?

1068
01:08:38,052 --> 01:08:40,888
Oh... what the fuck's
that smell?

1069
01:08:41,154 --> 01:08:42,924
Everyone stay where they are!

1070
01:08:50,765 --> 01:08:52,567
Why are we stopping?

1071
01:09:09,684 --> 01:09:10,952
Back up.

1072
01:09:11,119 --> 01:09:12,887
- Back up!
- Everybody back!

1073
01:09:13,054 --> 01:09:15,723
-Go, go! Move!
-Back up, back up! Oh...

1074
01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:17,525
Back up!

1075
01:09:17,692 --> 01:09:20,061
Move! Back up! Quick!

1076
01:09:20,227 --> 01:09:22,130
Uh!

1077
01:09:27,602 --> 01:09:29,302
Aaargh! Uh...

1078
01:09:29,704 --> 01:09:31,471
Aaaargh! Urgh!

1079
01:09:31,639 --> 01:09:33,273
Gary!

1080
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:35,576
Aaaargh! Argh!

1081
01:09:39,212 --> 01:09:40,815
Aaaargh! Aaargh!

1082
01:09:42,583 --> 01:09:44,052
Urgh!

1083
01:09:53,795 --> 01:09:54,896
God...

1084
01:10:08,843 --> 01:10:10,011
Come on.

1085
01:10:11,411 --> 01:10:12,345
Uh!

1086
01:10:39,774 --> 01:10:41,142
Everybody get on! Quick!

1087
01:10:41,308 --> 01:10:42,944
Move! I'm driving that.

1088
01:10:44,712 --> 01:10:46,714
-Quick!
-Come, come, come, come.

1089
01:10:46,881 --> 01:10:48,348
Quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick.

1090
01:10:48,683 --> 01:10:50,718
-Ah, shit.
-Come on, come on, come on!

1091
01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:02,295
I can't, I can't believe it.

1092
01:11:03,698 --> 01:11:05,600
I can't believe he's dead.

1093
01:11:11,739 --> 01:11:15,643
Cowards die many times
before their death.

1094
01:11:17,578 --> 01:11:21,516
The valiant never taste
of death but once.

1095
01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:24,652
Throw a spider at him, will you?

1096
01:11:24,819 --> 01:11:26,754
Dad, this isn't the time
for Shakespeare.

1097
01:11:28,556 --> 01:11:29,824
Please sit down.

1098
01:11:34,327 --> 01:11:36,496
I know a shortcut,
through the caves.

1099
01:11:36,664 --> 01:11:38,199
It's quicker.

1100
01:11:47,675 --> 01:11:49,844
Wait, wait, wait,
stop, stop!

1101
01:11:51,411 --> 01:11:52,513
It's Mongoose.

1102
01:11:52,713 --> 01:11:54,182
Is he meditating?

1103
01:11:56,117 --> 01:11:57,685
That man is many things,

1104
01:11:57,852 --> 01:11:59,787
but a Buddhist
is not one of them.

1105
01:12:01,756 --> 01:12:03,291
He's dead.

1106
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:07,394
He might still have
that cane toad in his bag.

1107
01:12:07,562 --> 01:12:08,563
We should rescue it.

1108
01:12:08,729 --> 01:12:09,897
Definitely not.

1109
01:12:24,411 --> 01:12:25,746
I'm alright.

1110
01:12:26,948 --> 01:12:28,049
I'm alright!

1111
01:12:28,649 --> 01:12:30,818
Whoa, ow!

1112
01:12:30,985 --> 01:12:33,154
Get the fuck out of my eye,
you little bastard.

1113
01:12:35,223 --> 01:12:37,325
It's coming up.
Stop! Here.

1114
01:12:39,459 --> 01:12:41,062
How far is it?

1115
01:12:41,229 --> 01:12:42,129
Not too far.

1116
01:12:42,462 --> 01:12:43,764
We can cut through the caves.

1117
01:12:44,565 --> 01:12:47,500
Where are you going?

1118
01:12:47,668 --> 01:12:49,604
David, what are you doing?

1119
01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:50,938
What do you think I'm doing?

1120
01:12:51,105 --> 01:12:52,506
I'm getting us to the boat
to get out of here.

1121
01:12:52,673 --> 01:12:54,308
Yeah, but why are we going
there without them?

1122
01:12:54,474 --> 01:12:56,277
Why? You wanna get off?
Join your friends?

1123
01:12:56,443 --> 01:12:57,612
Just tell me.

1124
01:12:57,812 --> 01:12:59,180
Didn't think so.

1125
01:12:59,914 --> 01:13:01,682
Look, you're not
making any sense.

1126
01:13:01,849 --> 01:13:03,751
She said there's a shortcut
through the caves.

1127
01:13:03,918 --> 01:13:05,019
It's even quicker.

1128
01:13:05,186 --> 01:13:07,521
Trust me, the caves
are not quicker.

1129
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,494
If he gets to the boat first,

1130
01:13:14,662 --> 01:13:15,763
don't you think
he's just gonna take it?

1131
01:13:15,930 --> 01:13:16,931
Definitely.

1132
01:13:17,131 --> 01:13:19,000
He won't. This way's quicker.

1133
01:13:20,668 --> 01:13:22,036
Scarier.

1134
01:13:42,123 --> 01:13:43,524
I don't like this.

1135
01:13:43,691 --> 01:13:45,393
Just a bit further
and we can drop down,

1136
01:13:45,559 --> 01:13:47,895
go through the caves,
and then it's mangroves.

1137
01:13:48,062 --> 01:13:49,330
Water.

1138
01:14:13,988 --> 01:14:15,323
Holy shit.

1139
01:14:15,923 --> 01:14:17,391
Oh God...

1140
01:14:20,161 --> 01:14:21,195
Those are...

1141
01:14:21,362 --> 01:14:23,030
irregular cobwebs.

1142
01:14:23,931 --> 01:14:24,999
What does that mean?

1143
01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:26,734
It means they're not
meant for trees.

1144
01:14:27,101 --> 01:14:30,037
Nothing's gonna fly into that.
It's too visible. It's...

1145
01:14:32,073 --> 01:14:33,441
It's a nest.

1146
01:14:41,115 --> 01:14:42,717
Look at the size of it.

1147
01:14:47,288 --> 01:14:49,757
David Attenborough once told me
about these spiders

1148
01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:52,026
that hunt in packs

1149
01:14:52,193 --> 01:14:54,695
using a distraction
technique called...

1150
01:14:54,862 --> 01:14:56,364
peacock spider.

1151
01:14:57,465 --> 01:14:59,700
While you're looking at it,

1152
01:15:00,134 --> 01:15:02,403
the pack attacks you from below.

1153
01:15:14,115 --> 01:15:15,216
Run!

1154
01:15:29,930 --> 01:15:30,931
Uh!

1155
01:15:32,133 --> 01:15:33,167
Uh...

1156
01:15:34,168 --> 01:15:35,770
Ah! Uh...

1157
01:15:37,104 --> 01:15:38,739
I think it's broken. Uh...

1158
01:15:38,906 --> 01:15:40,074
Ah, come on...

1159
01:15:40,241 --> 01:15:41,776
Dad, I think she's
broken her leg!

1160
01:15:43,978 --> 01:15:46,113
Dad? Did you hear what I said?

1161
01:15:46,781 --> 01:15:48,182
Yeah, I heard you.

1162
01:15:56,490 --> 01:15:57,526
Oh...

1163
01:16:01,362 --> 01:16:02,797
They're coming.

1164
01:16:03,197 --> 01:16:05,499
Now you've gotta stay
perfectly still.

1165
01:16:05,666 --> 01:16:07,835
Spiders will only attack you
if they feel threatened.

1166
01:16:08,636 --> 01:16:10,471
Do not move.

1167
01:16:10,671 --> 01:16:11,839
I'll distract them.

1168
01:16:16,977 --> 01:16:18,547
Come on!

1169
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:21,315
Come and get it!

1170
01:16:21,482 --> 01:16:22,517
Come on!

1171
01:16:22,883 --> 01:16:24,351
Come on!

1172
01:16:27,021 --> 01:16:28,456
Come on, you little fuckers!

1173
01:16:28,622 --> 01:16:30,124
-Come on!
-Dad, no!

1174
01:16:30,291 --> 01:16:31,192
Come and get it!

1175
01:16:31,659 --> 01:16:34,328
You want to fight someone,
fight me!

1176
01:16:34,563 --> 01:16:37,131
Come and get it!
Come and get it!

1177
01:16:37,298 --> 01:16:39,333
-Don't...move.
-Come on!

1178
01:16:41,135 --> 01:16:42,236
Come on!

1179
01:16:42,537 --> 01:16:45,206
Come on! Come and get me!

1180
01:16:46,707 --> 01:16:49,710
Come on! You want a fight?
Fucking fight me!

1181
01:16:49,877 --> 01:16:51,513
Come on!

1182
01:16:51,679 --> 01:16:53,548
Follow me, you bastards!
Come on!

1183
01:16:54,648 --> 01:16:55,916
Come on!

1184
01:16:58,352 --> 01:16:59,588
Come on!

1185
01:17:00,921 --> 01:17:04,425
Ah! I'm over here! Come on!

1186
01:17:09,697 --> 01:17:11,600
Come on! Follow me!

1187
01:17:12,700 --> 01:17:14,401
Come on! There you go!

1188
01:17:14,569 --> 01:17:16,437
I'm the Pied Piper! Come on!

1189
01:17:16,605 --> 01:17:18,906
Here we go! There you go!

1190
01:17:19,073 --> 01:17:21,942
That's it, here we go!
Here we go! Here!

1191
01:17:22,109 --> 01:17:23,777
Uh! Argh!

1192
01:17:23,944 --> 01:17:25,547
Oh, God...

1193
01:17:27,616 --> 01:17:29,049
Ah! God...

1194
01:17:41,962 --> 01:17:43,430
Clara!

1195
01:17:44,098 --> 01:17:46,467
Run!

1196
01:18:13,595 --> 01:18:14,895
We have to go.

1197
01:18:16,830 --> 01:18:17,831
Clara!

1198
01:18:18,966 --> 01:18:20,401
Go where?

1199
01:18:20,569 --> 01:18:21,835
What do you mean?

1200
01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:25,472
Go where?

1201
01:18:25,773 --> 01:18:27,509
There's nowhere left to go.

1202
01:18:31,078 --> 01:18:33,682
If we stay here, we will die.

1203
01:18:39,186 --> 01:18:42,657
Look... I'm sorry
about your dad,

1204
01:18:42,957 --> 01:18:45,926
and I'm sorry the island
that you love got fucked.

1205
01:18:46,493 --> 01:18:50,130
But if that shit stain manager
gets to that boat first,

1206
01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:51,966
he'll win.

1207
01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:54,301
And I'm pretty sure
you wanna live

1208
01:18:54,468 --> 01:18:56,103
to stop that from happening.

1209
01:19:27,801 --> 01:19:29,970
That motherfucker...

1210
01:19:31,573 --> 01:19:34,041
He filled the caves
with concrete.

1211
01:19:34,743 --> 01:19:36,511
So, does it mean we're trapped?

1212
01:20:07,074 --> 01:20:08,909
If you can climb down,

1213
01:20:09,910 --> 01:20:11,513
I think there's a way through.

1214
01:20:11,945 --> 01:20:13,213
How tight is the space?

1215
01:20:14,081 --> 01:20:15,249
It's tight.

1216
01:20:22,222 --> 01:20:23,457
Look at me.

1217
01:20:24,726 --> 01:20:26,060
We can do this.

1218
01:20:27,461 --> 01:20:28,462
But...

1219
01:20:28,862 --> 01:20:30,064
Just give me a minute.

1220
01:21:16,578 --> 01:21:17,746
Let's go.

1221
01:21:17,911 --> 01:21:19,480
Let's go. We should go now.

1222
01:21:30,357 --> 01:21:31,693
Ah!

1223
01:21:41,034 --> 01:21:42,102
Ah!

1224
01:22:03,691 --> 01:22:05,058
You're a mother.

1225
01:22:05,225 --> 01:22:06,561
Go away.

1226
01:23:23,103 --> 01:23:25,773
Shit. I thought it'd be closer.

1227
01:23:27,307 --> 01:23:28,810
Alright, hold on.

1228
01:23:28,977 --> 01:23:31,613
David, just think about
what it would look like

1229
01:23:31,779 --> 01:23:34,281
if you and me
are the only two survivors.

1230
01:23:34,749 --> 01:23:36,651
Please, we have
to wait for them!

1231
01:23:36,818 --> 01:23:38,318
You can. I'm not.

1232
01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:42,155
I've seen the caves!

1233
01:23:42,322 --> 01:23:44,626
And I know how you got planning
permission to build on them!

1234
01:23:44,792 --> 01:23:45,994
-Caves?
-Yeah...

1235
01:23:46,159 --> 01:23:47,227
Well, how did we get planning

1236
01:23:47,394 --> 01:23:48,228
permission to build above caves?

1237
01:23:48,395 --> 01:23:50,163
-The caves were made safe.
-How?

1238
01:23:50,330 --> 01:23:51,633
We followed
the architect's advice.

1239
01:23:51,799 --> 01:23:53,968
The spiders came from the caves,

1240
01:23:54,134 --> 01:23:56,004
deep below ground,
harming no one.

1241
01:23:56,169 --> 01:23:58,640
You filled their home
with concrete, forcing them out.

1242
01:23:58,806 --> 01:24:01,408
And your signature is on
the receipt for that cement.

1243
01:24:01,576 --> 01:24:03,110
Bullshit. Show me.

1244
01:24:07,649 --> 01:24:09,416
Oh, oh no.

1245
01:24:09,584 --> 01:24:11,786
Did your letter get wet?
It's ruined it, hasn't it?

1246
01:24:11,953 --> 01:24:13,320
Oh, what a pity.

1247
01:24:13,487 --> 01:24:15,590
You see, what we actually
have here

1248
01:24:15,757 --> 01:24:18,526
is called force majeure, which
is an unforeseen natural act.

1249
01:24:18,693 --> 01:24:22,262
And guess what? That absolves me
of all responsibility.

1250
01:24:22,429 --> 01:24:23,665
Sorry!

1251
01:24:24,599 --> 01:24:27,200
I've got copies of everything.
I'll help you.

1252
01:24:27,769 --> 01:24:29,102
Rachel. What are you doing?

1253
01:24:29,269 --> 01:24:31,371
I've been helping you for years.

1254
01:24:31,539 --> 01:24:33,541
Hiding your mistakes.
Covering up your fuckups.

1255
01:24:33,708 --> 01:24:34,809
Yeah, it's your job!

1256
01:24:34,976 --> 01:24:36,343
Well, you're a disgusting
human being

1257
01:24:36,511 --> 01:24:37,712
and I despise you.

1258
01:24:37,879 --> 01:24:39,212
You cannot talk to me like that.

1259
01:24:39,379 --> 01:24:41,049
You're an Infinity
Dream employee.

1260
01:24:41,214 --> 01:24:43,216
Well, do you want to shove
this up your arse?

1261
01:24:43,383 --> 01:24:44,953
Or shall I do it for you?

1262
01:24:45,118 --> 01:24:46,486
Alright, very good.

1263
01:24:49,724 --> 01:24:50,792
Ow!

1264
01:24:51,659 --> 01:24:53,160
Right, I've had enough of this.

1265
01:24:53,795 --> 01:24:55,362
You're not gonna make it!

1266
01:24:55,530 --> 01:24:56,564
Watch me!

1267
01:24:56,731 --> 01:24:58,365
The tides are too strong!

1268
01:24:58,533 --> 01:25:00,802
For you, because you're weak!

1269
01:25:00,969 --> 01:25:05,138
In fact, your whole, your whole
generation is weak!

1270
01:25:05,305 --> 01:25:09,209
You're weak, lazy,
self-obsessed!

1271
01:25:09,544 --> 01:25:13,748
In fact, you are...
you're so, so self-obsessed,

1272
01:25:13,915 --> 01:25:18,820
you literally think that work
is photographing your food

1273
01:25:18,987 --> 01:25:23,057
and sharing every magnificent
bubble-headed thought

1274
01:25:23,223 --> 01:25:25,192
that comes into your head!

1275
01:25:26,226 --> 01:25:29,196
You're not, you know what?
You're not Gen Z.

1276
01:25:29,363 --> 01:25:32,600
You're genpanzee!
You're pathetic!

1277
01:25:32,767 --> 01:25:34,201
See ya!

1278
01:25:34,368 --> 01:25:35,737
Fuck off!

1279
01:25:35,903 --> 01:25:38,171
My generation is trying
to find their way

1280
01:25:38,338 --> 01:25:40,374
because your generation
fucked up everything.

1281
01:25:40,541 --> 01:25:42,409
And now nature's biting you
in the arse

1282
01:25:42,577 --> 01:25:43,778
and you don't like it!

1283
01:25:43,945 --> 01:25:45,113
Yeah, yeah.

1284
01:25:45,278 --> 01:25:47,214
Nothing's biting me!

1285
01:25:47,381 --> 01:25:49,617
Spiders can't swim!

1286
01:25:49,884 --> 01:25:52,185
Ooh!

1287
01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:53,286
Uh!

1288
01:26:02,262 --> 01:26:03,865
Rachel, help!

1289
01:26:04,032 --> 01:26:05,967
No! Aaargh!

1290
01:26:09,704 --> 01:26:10,738
No!

1291
01:26:10,905 --> 01:26:12,073
Rachel!

1292
01:26:12,239 --> 01:26:13,306
Aargh!

1293
01:26:19,547 --> 01:26:22,382
Well, I wasn't expecting that.

1294
01:26:23,918 --> 01:26:25,119
No.

1295
01:26:25,620 --> 01:26:28,623
I mean, that captain fella,
he said there were sharks.

1296
01:26:33,761 --> 01:26:35,129
I got signal!

1297
01:26:35,295 --> 01:26:36,531
Me too.

1298
01:26:37,264 --> 01:26:39,232
I'll call Captain Brunner
and let him know where we are.

1299
01:26:44,839 --> 01:26:46,841
How the hell
is that dog still alive?

1300
01:26:47,474 --> 01:26:50,343
No, how the hell
is <i>he</i> still alive?

1301
01:26:51,979 --> 01:26:53,313
I'm alright!

1302
01:26:54,314 --> 01:26:55,516
I'm alright!

1303
01:26:58,586 --> 01:26:59,754
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1304
01:26:59,921 --> 01:27:01,823
It's okay, it's okay.

1305
01:27:02,156 --> 01:27:05,026
They're just...
riding along, you know,

1306
01:27:05,193 --> 01:27:07,762
having the occasional nibble,
but I'm alright.

1307
01:27:08,096 --> 01:27:09,964
They're just really
beautiful animals.

1308
01:27:10,131 --> 01:27:11,799
q

1309
01:27:11,966 --> 01:27:14,001
No!

1310
01:27:14,168 --> 01:27:16,537
That's not very
respectful to nature.

1311
01:27:16,704 --> 01:27:19,674
Aargh! Aargh! Die!

1312
01:27:21,776 --> 01:27:23,711
She's killing my friends.

1313
01:27:26,814 --> 01:27:28,716
How are you not dead?

1314
01:27:29,217 --> 01:27:31,519
Well, aside from being
an absolute legend

1315
01:27:31,686 --> 01:27:34,822
with an amazing capacity
for drugs, I'd say...

1316
01:27:36,090 --> 01:27:37,892
The venom of the cane toad
protects you

1317
01:27:38,059 --> 01:27:39,627
from the poison of the spiders.

1318
01:27:39,794 --> 01:27:41,629
Either that
or I'm a really lucky git.

1319
01:27:45,967 --> 01:27:48,536
Did you lick a cane toad
with my dad by any chance?

1320
01:27:49,003 --> 01:27:51,038
Oh yeah. The old guy,
the actor fella

1321
01:27:51,205 --> 01:27:52,405
with the really shitty bar?

1322
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:54,041
I must say, he was...

1323
01:27:55,143 --> 01:27:56,878
Really partial to a lick.

1324
01:28:11,559 --> 01:28:12,693
Dad?

1325
01:28:15,696 --> 01:28:16,931
Dad?!

1326
01:28:17,430 --> 01:28:18,533
Dad?

1327
01:28:21,769 --> 01:28:23,037
Dad!!

1328
01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:27,742
Dad?!

1329
01:28:32,713 --> 01:28:34,081
Dad?!

1330
01:29:37,678 --> 01:29:39,814
<i>My darling Clara.</i>

1331
01:29:39,981 --> 01:29:41,749
<i>I hope you are reading this</i>
<i>as a woman</i>

1332
01:29:41,916 --> 01:29:43,851
<i>and that you're happy</i>
<i>in your life.</i>

1333
01:29:44,285 --> 01:29:46,587
<i>I hope you can bring yourself</i>
<i>to forgive me</i>

1334
01:29:46,754 --> 01:29:49,456
<i>for taking you away</i>
<i>from this beautiful island.</i>

1335
01:29:51,158 --> 01:29:52,827
<i>We tried to make</i>
<i>the marriage work,</i>

1336
01:29:52,994 --> 01:29:55,129
<i>but your dad cared so much</i>
<i>about saving the planet,</i>

1337
01:29:55,296 --> 01:29:57,198
<i>there wasn't much time</i>
<i>for anything else.</i>

1338
01:29:57,430 --> 01:30:00,334
<i>I know that sounds a bit</i>
<i>heartless, but it's the truth.</i>

1339
01:30:04,171 --> 01:30:06,173
<i>Life stopped being fun,</i>

1340
01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:08,509
<i>and life should never</i>
<i>not be fun.</i>

1341
01:30:08,843 --> 01:30:11,646
To die, to sleep.

1342
01:30:11,812 --> 01:30:14,815
No more, and by a sleep

1343
01:30:14,982 --> 01:30:18,152
to say we end the heartache

1344
01:30:18,352 --> 01:30:22,957
and the thousand natural shocks
that flesh is heir to.

1345
01:30:24,392 --> 01:30:27,628
'Tis a consummation
devoutly to be wished.

1346
01:30:27,995 --> 01:30:30,831
To die, to sleep.

1347
01:30:30,998 --> 01:30:32,300
Dad?

1348
01:30:33,334 --> 01:30:35,036
To sleep...

1349
01:30:36,570 --> 01:30:38,239
perchance to dream.

1350
01:30:38,406 --> 01:30:42,043
Aye, there's the rub.
For in that sleep of death,

1351
01:30:42,209 --> 01:30:44,879
what dreams may come
when we have shuffled off

1352
01:30:45,046 --> 01:30:48,649
this mortal coil,
must give us pause...

1353
01:30:52,053 --> 01:30:53,988
Dad!

1354
01:30:58,059 --> 01:30:59,327
Oh...

1355
01:30:59,694 --> 01:31:01,429
Mum left you.

1356
01:31:01,595 --> 01:31:02,930
Why didn't you tell me?

1357
01:31:04,265 --> 01:31:06,233
Nothing worse
than a man seeking pity.

1358
01:31:07,435 --> 01:31:10,204
Apart from a bad actor
playing a man seeking pity.

1359
01:31:11,739 --> 01:31:13,341
I love you, Dad.

1360
01:31:15,710 --> 01:31:17,511
In that case...

1361
01:31:17,878 --> 01:31:19,814
I love me too.

1362
01:31:22,283 --> 01:31:24,618
I'm not quite sure
why I'm alive.

1363
01:31:24,785 --> 01:31:26,087
The cane toad!

1364
01:31:30,091 --> 01:31:32,760
Well, this seems like a good
moment for Shakespeare.

1365
01:31:34,028 --> 01:31:35,463
Go on then.

1366
01:31:39,133 --> 01:31:41,602
Doubt thou the stars are fire.

1367
01:31:42,136 --> 01:31:45,106
Doubt that the sun doth move.

1368
01:31:45,272 --> 01:31:47,875
Doubt truth to be a liar.

1369
01:31:50,244 --> 01:31:53,714
But never doubt I love.