1 00:00:05,306 --> 00:00:08,042 - Well, how's that for timing! - What do you mean? 2 00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:10,611 We both stepped out exactly together. 3 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:12,513 - We didn't time this. 4 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:15,083 - I know we didn't time it. 5 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,451 - What's your point? - That is my point! 6 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:19,520 - We-we both stepped out, 7 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,422 and we didn't know the other person was stepping out, 8 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,157 at exactly the same time! 9 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:24,625 Yeah, why are you yelling at me right now? 10 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,627 Well, I'm just explaining the good timing of this, 11 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:28,729 when no explanation is needed. 12 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:32,133 It's just, it's the good timing, it's... 13 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:36,070 Okay fine, I don't get it, but, whatever. 14 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:38,239 Oh my god, is that David? 15 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,645 - Oh... 16 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:46,480 Oh, hey. 17 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:49,183 David, where did you get this car? 18 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,751 Oh, this car was paid for by my employer. 19 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,853 We felt I needed a more efficient way to get to work. 20 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,256 - So she bought you a car?! 21 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,558 - It's a rental. 22 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,160 Do you think I'd allow someone to buy that car for me? 23 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,095 - Well, this-this is so great. 24 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,663 Thank God we have a car again! 25 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:05,299 Um, very unclear on the "we" part of that sentence. 26 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,634 Yeah, your brother's right, Alexis, 27 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,702 this is his car, not ours. 28 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,604 We don't have a car, and he does. 29 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,740 - Okay, are you okay? 30 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:15,743 - Yes, yes, I-I'm just happy 31 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,146 the Roses are moving up in the world. 32 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:19,747 There's a button missing on your jacket. 33 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,715 - What? - Oh ew, you poor thing. 34 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:27,855 * 35 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,425 Are those turkey sausages? 36 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:34,428 - Yes. 37 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,697 Well, maybe, maybe I'll just sample one. 38 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,299 - Okay. 39 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:39,867 - Everything okay over here? 40 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,736 Yes it is, Twyla. Just great. 41 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,572 If uh, if you could add this to our tab, 42 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,174 that would be wonderful. 43 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,709 Add it to your tab. Yeah, um... 44 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:51,412 - What, is there a problem? 45 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,582 Unfortunately, we can't put any more on your tab, Mr. Rose. 46 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,650 We have a limit as to how much you can charge on it 47 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:59,453 without actually making any effort to pay. 48 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:02,556 - Oh, I see. 49 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:04,658 - So, here's your bill. 50 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:07,461 - Okay, thank you. Just uh... 51 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,698 Leave this with me, Twyla, and I'll take care of it um... 52 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,833 this afternoon, or... tomorrow. 53 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,669 This afternoon would be great. 54 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,871 Well then, this afternoon it is! 55 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,241 And If not, then you know, tomorrow. 56 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,543 - Morning. 57 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,578 - Morning. Tomorrow morning. 58 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:27,147 Thank you! 59 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,718 Um, what is going on? 60 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:31,719 Oh, nothing, nothing. Nothing's going on. 61 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:34,588 It's just I've gotta move some money around, 62 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:37,325 make sure things are... liquid. 63 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,660 - How much trouble are we in? - Who said we're in trouble? 64 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,230 I've dated enough Wall Street losers 65 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,964 to know that "making things liquid" is not a good thing! 66 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,933 No, no, we're fine. We're fine, honey. 67 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:49,303 No, no, I just had to use my unemployment cheque this month 68 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:52,906 to pay for all the raw milk that "we" ordered. 69 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,476 - Okay... 70 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,978 Um, well like, what can I do? 71 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,947 Just don't tell your mother, okay? 72 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,615 Or your brother, I mean, 73 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,417 they're too fragile to handle this. 74 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:06,320 And no one really needs to worry. 75 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,956 Well, you might wanna tell that to your face. 76 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,402 Oh you are here, thank goodness! 77 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:24,872 Stevie, does this computer get internet access? 78 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:27,441 - It does. 79 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:30,278 - Please log on immediately. 80 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:34,882 - Okay... - Jocelyn has made allusions to certain... 81 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,951 sensitive photographs from my past. 82 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:40,921 Uh, are you sure you don't want me to just leave you 83 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,556 to do this on your own? 84 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:43,991 - No, I can't type, 85 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:46,560 and I don't care to relive my days as a secretary. 86 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,696 - Oh... Okay. 87 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,564 Uh, just give me a minute, 88 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:54,435 because we're only one small step above dial up here. 89 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,337 It's hardly surprising that Jocelyn 90 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,439 would suddenly uncover these in the middle 91 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,674 of a political campaign. 92 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:06,747 I suppose I just expected more from her. 93 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:10,518 Okay, there's a bunch of you with O.J. Simpson. 94 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:15,055 And you with Robert Blake. 95 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,525 "The Top Eleven Photographs of Moira Rose 96 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,727 with Future Murder Suspects." 97 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,062 Well, that's not what I'm looking for! 98 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,831 Why were you in a paddle boat with Phil Spector? 99 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,999 - And doesn't he looks good? 100 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,735 That was the one time he let me play with his hair. 101 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,770 It was a sunny aft... you know, 102 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,505 I shouldn't have to explain myself. 103 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:34,675 Okay well, there's a bunch here that could qualify 104 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,445 as incriminating, so... 105 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,813 - Okay. 106 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:44,017 I did a series of very tasteful nudes 107 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:47,488 with Richard Avedon in the 70's. 108 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:49,790 - I see. Um... 109 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:52,793 This is really not in my job description so... 110 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,428 - Why aren't they coming up? 111 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:55,963 What, do you have some kind of childproof lock 112 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,965 on this internet? 113 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,634 Hm, nope, that would make my job very boring. 114 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,670 - Oh, keep scrolling, please. 115 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,474 See David, this is what happens when you wash your face 116 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,609 with a bar of motel hand soap! 117 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,944 - It's a zit. People get zits. 118 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,947 I mean, I've always had clean, radiant skin, 119 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,683 but I'm an anomaly. 120 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,351 - It's not a zit, David. 121 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:19,720 I think it's just my anxiety clogging up my pores. 122 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,689 - And forming zits. 123 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:24,592 - Oh! Ohhh my God, no! 124 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,960 - What is going on with you?! - I need to save this! 125 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,829 Wait, you're gonna put that on your face, 126 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,531 after it's been on the floor? 127 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:31,932 I don't even wear good socks in here! 128 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,601 Okay, there are things going on right now 129 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,503 that you don't know about. 130 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,805 - Like what? - Like things I that can't talk about, okay?! 131 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,473 I know about your dandruff shampoo. 132 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:40,941 - That is preventative, 133 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,810 and that is not what I'm talking about! 134 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,646 David! David, please! 135 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,014 Hey! Wait, can you help me please? 136 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,616 - No, I can't help you! - Can you help me please?! 137 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:51,752 No! David, it's urgent! 138 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:54,488 - What is it? 139 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,493 Darling, I'm afraid you and I have arrived 140 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:04,398 at an awkward moment in our parent/child relationship. 141 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:06,734 I'd argue that moment happens daily. 142 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:10,738 It seems that there are some nude photographs of me 143 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:12,540 on the internet... - Oh! 144 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,408 and I would like you to search for them. 145 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,176 - That's a real quick no. 146 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,579 Um, you can ask literally anyone else. 147 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:19,980 - No, I tried to ask Stevie, 148 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,450 but her computer is several years old, 149 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,151 and apparently quite prudish. 150 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,887 If someone has to find naked pictures of me, 151 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,757 better you than a stranger in a storm cellar! 152 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,859 - Is it though? - What's going on? 153 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,428 There are nude photos of me all over the internet. 154 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:36,564 Um, are you sure you're not thinking of mine? 155 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:39,533 - Nothing's coming up. 156 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,435 What search words did you use? 157 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,704 - Uh, your name, and "nude." 158 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,506 Three words I thought I'd only have to type 159 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,475 if I was held at gunpoint. 160 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,643 - Okay, try "effervescence." 161 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,614 No, I'm sorry, "small umbrella." 162 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:56,550 No wait, "Siamese Eels." 163 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,657 Oh... okay, no. There was nothing. 164 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:06,594 - I don't see anything. - You don't understand, we must find them, 165 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,729 so we can then get rid of them! 166 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,031 Honestly! 167 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:14,034 Can no one find nude photos of me on the internet?! 168 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:19,507 * 169 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,912 - Hey! - Hey! 170 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,947 Um, could I have like, a glass of water, 171 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,982 Or if there's a tap outside, or like, a hose. 172 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:31,719 - I can get you a tea. - Thanks, Twy. 173 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,890 - Between you and me, 174 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:39,226 I know how hard it can be to pay off debt. 175 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,861 My uncle Ken only has three fingers now, 176 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,896 which is too bad, because he's deaf, 177 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,533 and he only speaks using sign language, but... 178 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:48,135 he made his choices. - Mhmm... 179 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,641 The amount of times that I run into you in this place 180 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:56,610 is like, out of a romantic comedy. 181 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,712 - I'm sorry, what? 182 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,948 - Is everything okay? - Um... 183 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,616 Yeah, totally. 184 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,552 I mean, I have a pimple because I washed my face 185 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,820 with dirty hand soap, but, no biggie. 186 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,789 Yeah, just don't look at it. 187 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,791 Thanks. 188 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,760 - One tea, on the house. 189 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:15,228 - Thanks, Twy. - No smoothie today? 190 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,965 No, not today, I um, I forgot my purse at home. 191 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,667 Oh well, if you want a smoothie, 192 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,001 I can get you a smoothie. 193 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,570 No, no, no, no, don't worry, 194 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,938 because then I would have to pay you back, 195 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,707 which is gonna be hard because my entire family is broke, 196 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,676 and we can't afford to eat right now, so. 197 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,110 Oh wow, I'm sorry to hear that. 198 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,279 - Mhmm, me too. 199 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:37,217 - Well hey, I don't know 200 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,686 if this is something you'd be interested in, 201 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,621 but my secretary just quit, 202 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:44,257 and if you need the cash... 203 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,293 That's so sweet, but I would be uncomfortable 204 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,696 accepting free money. 205 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,864 - No, no, you'd be working. 206 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:53,133 Doing her job, and I would pay you for it. 207 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,836 - Oh! 208 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:59,272 But there would be animals around all the time? 209 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:00,874 That is generally what one can expect 210 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:03,811 when working at a vet clinic, yes. 211 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,312 - Hmm! 212 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,819 - Well, thanks for the ride. 213 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,353 We've really been taking advantage of those rides, 214 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,789 haven't we? 215 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:19,727 You know, I never thought I'd be in this situation. 216 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,763 Getting a ride home from work by my son. 217 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:27,200 That's the situation you never thought you'd be in? 218 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:30,638 Um... I need to go to Elmdale, so... 219 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,039 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Working man! 220 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,674 - Yes. - Busy busy. 221 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:34,775 - Mhmm. 222 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,180 - You know it's funny, 223 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:42,950 It didn't seem that long ago that you were relying on me for everything. 224 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:45,385 Like when you were taking your harpsichord lessons, 225 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,021 and I would drive you. - I was seven. 226 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,123 All the lessons that I paid for, 227 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,025 and schooling... - Okay, What is happening here? 228 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,261 Nothing, nothing, I'm having a little chat with my son, 229 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,029 that's all, do I have to pay for that? 230 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:58,632 Last I heard, you didn't have to pay... 231 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,333 You and Alexis, I've been getting some very weird vibes. 232 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,302 What did Alexis say? What did she say?! 233 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,871 Well, she- she didn't say anything. 234 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,205 Should she have said something? - No, no. 235 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:08,041 - What is going on?! - It's... 236 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:13,213 I've over extended a little bit this month. 237 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:16,183 Financially, I-I could use some gap financing, 238 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,652 that's all. 239 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,120 - Well, should I be concerned? 240 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,422 - No, no. - Well, how bad is it? 241 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,391 It's pretty bad, it's pretty bad, 242 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:27,160 and you know, this is so awkward for a father 243 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,162 to come to a son for money. - Well, believe it or not, 244 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,098 this is actually not the most awkward 245 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:35,703 parent/son request I've gotten today, so... 246 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:40,708 If you need money, I can give you money. 247 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,845 - Well, thank you, David. 248 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,415 - So... 249 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,451 Oh my God! What are you doing? 250 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,021 Well, I was trying to give you a hug. 251 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,155 - I-I get the gesture. - I should've undone the seatbelt. 252 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,825 Okay, well then, let's just leave it at a gesture. 253 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,960 - Okay, let's just leave it. - Um yeah, let's leave it. 254 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:00,928 - High five, son. - Uh well, okay, okay. - All right, okay. 255 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,465 So I've been thinking about your job posting, 256 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:05,766 and I have decided that I am interested. 257 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,701 - Great! 258 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:08,902 But I would like to interview for it. 259 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,170 Just like everybody else. 260 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,205 - Are you sure about that? 261 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,775 Because I already offered you the job. 262 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,176 No I know, I just, I don't want any special treatment. 263 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,278 And it's really important to me 264 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,080 that I feel like I really earned this. 265 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,783 - Okay, uh, have a seat. 266 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,451 - Okay. 267 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,088 Okay... 268 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,059 - Ahem! 269 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,194 Okay! So... 270 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,263 - Just... a second. 271 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,334 Okay. - Okay. 272 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,104 Have you ever worked as a receptionist before? 273 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,873 - That would be a no, 274 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,008 but I have dealt with a lot of receptionists before, 275 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,410 and so I feel like I have the right temperament for it. 276 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,245 Okay, and how are your typing skills? 277 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:55,148 - Well, you've seen me text. 278 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:59,152 Mhmm... And how are you at spreadsheets? 279 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,888 Okay, I'm just gonna stop you right there. 280 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,756 I'm loving this Q and A, 281 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,792 but I think what's important right now, 282 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,860 is my positive attitude. 283 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,528 And I don't wanna brag, 284 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:12,966 but "Us Weekly" once described me as "up for anything." 285 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,068 So... - O-kay. 286 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,137 Yeah, great. 287 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,907 Well, I think that's all the information that I need for now, 288 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,109 So thank you very much for your time, 289 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,377 and I will be in touch. 290 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,848 Thank you very much for your time. 291 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,117 Did I get the job? - Yeah, yes. You got the job. 292 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,252 - Okay! Okay. 293 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,021 You're a really good actor. 294 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,355 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 295 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:45,032 Stevie, I knew I could trust you to find them. 296 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,199 The only thing is, if you want me to print it, 297 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,335 our printer's not working. 298 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,237 - Oh dear. 299 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,539 Yeah, all those online perverts should be put 300 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,808 in a paddle boat, and sent out to sea. 301 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,576 - No, that's not me. 302 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,445 - That's your face. 303 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,513 Yes, it's my character from "Sunrise Bay," 304 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,050 but it's been put on the body of what I can only assume 305 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,452 is an Indonesian lady boy. 306 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,354 - Ohhh! 307 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,223 I thought maybe you just had a tan. 308 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,425 - So this is it. 309 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,027 - Yeah, I think so. 310 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,996 Um, I would really rather not dive any deeper. 311 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,430 - No, it's not necessary. 312 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,100 Because I ended up in some really scary, dark places 313 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,570 of the internet that I would rather not revisit, so... 314 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,439 I am suddenly overwhelmed with regret. 315 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,910 It's a new feeling for me, 316 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:33,346 and I don't find it at all pleasurable. 317 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,449 You regret that embarrassing photos of you aren't online? 318 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,953 No, I regret that they're lost. 319 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:44,992 They were the one perfect memorial to who I once was. 320 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:49,362 And I should've appreciated those firm round mammae, 321 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:52,866 and callipygian ass, while I had them. 322 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,435 If you're talking about your body, uh... 323 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,470 I think you still look amazing. 324 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,109 Then allow me to offer you some advice. 325 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:07,514 Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. 326 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:11,051 You may currently think, "oh, I'm too spooky." 327 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:14,254 Or, "nobody wants to see these tiny boobies." 328 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,424 But believe me, one day you will look at those photos, 329 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,227 with much kinder eyes and say, 330 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,463 "dear God, I was a beautiful thing!" 331 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,498 - Will I? - Mhmm. 332 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,672 Oh, and make sure you submit those photos to the internet. 333 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,342 Otherwise, your own children will go looking for them one day 334 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,145 and tragically, they won't be there. 335 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,118 And please keep in mind that 336 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,154 I had a negative balance in there last week. 337 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,655 - Yeah, whatever you can spare. 338 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,591 You know, a couple hundred, Three... 339 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:55,028 Four... - Okay, how much do you actually need, though? 340 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:58,298 - $560.00 341 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,534 - So my entire paycheque, then. 342 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,402 Okay. 343 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,407 - What just happened? - I don't know. 344 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,442 It says there's an error with your PIN. 345 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,111 - I can see that! I can see that! - All right. 346 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,579 - All right, calm down, calm down. - I can see that! 347 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,381 You only get a few chances here. 348 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,949 I just must've typed in the PIN number wrong. 349 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,551 It's actually just "PIN," you don't have to say, 350 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,519 "PIN number," that's redundant. - Okay, okay, wow, are you doing this right now?! 351 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,588 - Sorry, sorry, sorry, go ahead. 352 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,160 - What is going on?! 353 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,695 All right, first of all, just stop for one second, 354 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,131 because you've only got one more chance at this, all right? 355 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,332 So focus on the numbers! 356 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,234 - I know my number! 357 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,336 It's the same PIN number that I've had for years! 358 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,971 - The same "PIN!" 359 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,373 Okay, can you just take a- take a big step! 360 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,075 Thank you so much! - All right, remember, this is your last chance! 361 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,210 - Arghhh! 362 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,349 - What just happened? - Well, it ate my card. 363 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,251 - Well, press eject! - There's no eject on this machine! 364 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,586 Well, what this? There's eject. 365 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,622 - That's "cancel," that doesn't do anything! - All right, press the green one! 366 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,258 I'm pressing "cancel," okay, nothing happens! 367 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,260 - Well, press something else! - What do you want me to do?! 368 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:00,627 - Get the card back! - We can't get the card back! - Why? 369 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,298 - Wow! 370 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,699 - So I was able to retrieve it, 371 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,401 and it looks like this is a new card. 372 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,270 Thank you, yeah, it is a new card. 373 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,638 - Did you use the proper PIN? 374 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,440 Yeah, that's what I asked him. 375 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,175 Of course I used the proper PIN. 376 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,244 I know my PIN number, it's my birthday. 377 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,279 - Happy Birthday! 378 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,248 No, the PIN number is my birthday. 379 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,649 - He keeps saying PIN number. 380 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,417 Did you start with the temporary PIN that we sent you? 381 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,219 - What? What temporary PIN? 382 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,321 - Ah, see? - No "see!" 383 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,756 - None of that, listen! 384 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:33,226 I phoned someone here, a teller, I think, 385 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:36,363 who told me that I didn't need a temporary PIN number! 386 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,764 - Oh, which teller? 387 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,666 Because it's only me and Carol here. 388 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,803 - It was a while ago. 389 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,406 It says the account was opened last week. 390 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,208 Okay, I just need to take out some money for my dad. 391 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,478 Um, because my family is in debt. 392 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,647 So if you could help me help him, 393 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,150 that would be a wonderful thing. 394 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,452 Of course, I just need you to pick a new PIN. 395 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,321 - Okay. 396 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,357 It's 7-2-8-3. 397 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,259 Sir, you just said your PIN out loud. 398 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,560 So I suggest you pick another one. 399 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,330 - What about my birthday? - No! 400 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,232 - It's easy. - It's not easy. 401 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,202 - Nothing's easy about this. 402 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,569 Okay, where...what? 403 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,808 I never saw myself having like, a normal job. 404 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,411 But I think it's gonna be kinda nice to make money and stuff, 405 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,280 and like, help out a bit more. 406 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,382 - You're working for your ex. 407 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,384 David, Ted wouldn'tve hired me 408 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,785 if he thought it was a bad idea! 409 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,255 Ted also proposed to you twice, 410 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,391 so I'd say Ted's decision making skills are a little suspect. 411 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,859 Okay, well I will have you know 412 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,428 that I went through the same interview process 413 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,630 as everybody else. 414 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,299 He asked me several questions, most of which I answered. 415 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,767 - Oh my God! 416 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,271 Well kids, you'll never guess what I just found outside. 417 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,474 My button! 418 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,543 Things are looking up! 419 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,314 I have something for you. 420 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,284 Oh, Alexis, you didn't have to do this. 421 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,685 - Open it. 422 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,620 - Oh, honey. 423 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,425 - "My deepest condolences?" 424 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,165 "I know things have been tough lately, 425 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:22,669 but I'm here for you, and hope this helps. 426 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,704 Love, Alexis." 427 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,746 Was there supposed to be something in here? 428 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,748 - In where? 429 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,351 - In the card? 430 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,420 - What do you mean? 431 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,655 - Oh, it's just the card. 432 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,192 Yeah, I thought you could use some support. 433 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,427 So... - Ohhh! 434 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,696 Wow! 435 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,431 That was really beautiful. 436 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,567 And very generous. 437 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,537 - Thank you. - Both my kids are generous. 438 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,307 And I'm one very grateful dad. 439 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,675 Very grateful. 440 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,444 Awww! 441 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,679 Bring it in, big guy. 442 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,515 Yeah, I don't know if that's something I wanna do right now. 443 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,450 - David, Dad's poor right now! 444 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,884 - He's not poor anymore! 445 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,953 Because someone gave him more than a cheap card! 446 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,489 - Okay, okay, that's enough. - Okay. Oh. 447 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,361 What's-what's this about? 448 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:24,397 I was just uh... hugging my kids. 449 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,566 - Why? 450 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,503 - I found my button. - Alexis got a job. 451 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,405 - Alexis got a job! - Yeah. 452 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:35,342 - Alexis? Oh, how wonderful! - Yeah! 453 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,877 - Wow Alexis, look at you! 454 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,813 Just starting out on a shiny new future! 455 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,488 - Whew! Okay, good night, kids. 456 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,789 - I'm gonna get changed. 457 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,190 - Okay, sure. 458 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,597 You know, all things considered, Moira, 459 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,766 I'd say we have a couple of pretty great kids. 460 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,368 - Mhmm. 461 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,936 They say it's through our children that we stay young. 462 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:07,740 But I haven't seen much effort on their part. 463 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,810 You're still thinking about those photos. 464 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,579 - Oh, I can't help it, John. 465 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:16,583 The last traces of my juvenescence vanished into thin air. 466 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,819 Well, perhaps they're not the last traces. 467 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,656 - What does that mean? 468 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,693 Why don't you look in my folio? 469 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,666 Inside pocket. 470 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,871 Oh, you dirty dog! 471 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,673 - Well, what can I say? 472 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,476 - When did you take this? 473 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,778 - Greece, 1987. 474 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,980 - Oh, I loved those earrings. 475 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,551 And that skin. 476 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,720 And that hair. 477 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,422 - I'm no Avedon, honey, 478 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:59,459 but I would say you still look pretty spectacular. 479 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:02,362 - And that's all that counts. 480 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,638 Now how do I get this on the internet? John!