1 00:00:13,940 --> 00:00:15,560 So, you got a fun day ahead? 2 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:18,020 Yeah, funerals are fun. 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:19,799 It's alright. 4 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,920 I mean, she was my grandma, but she was also an arsehole. 5 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:28,460 Okay, well, I think I win, because we're finally putting mum in the nursing home 6 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:31,460 today, which is just so, so sad. 7 00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:36,760 I'm sorry, I wish I could help or be there for you. I don't know. 8 00:00:37,540 --> 00:00:40,900 At the risk of sounding unromantic or whatever... 9 00:00:42,890 --> 00:00:43,890 Where do you think we're at? 10 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:47,050 Because, you know, I feel like we're dancing around it a bit and I don't want 11 00:00:47,050 --> 00:00:50,750 to assume anything, but I'm really enjoying hanging out with you again. 12 00:00:51,910 --> 00:00:57,250 Yeah, so am I. I just... It's like I've been waiting for the dust to settle a 13 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:58,610 bit or whatever that means. 14 00:00:58,930 --> 00:00:59,930 What does that mean? 15 00:01:00,630 --> 00:01:04,950 It's just such a big time for us both, you know, and I just want to start it 16 00:01:04,950 --> 00:01:08,230 right. I just want to get it right this time. 17 00:01:08,570 --> 00:01:09,570 Okay. 18 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:10,770 Life's long, you know. 19 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,000 No rushes there. Okay. On your right. 20 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,600 I just, um... Oh. 21 00:01:17,540 --> 00:01:18,920 Oh! Oh. 22 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,620 Okay. I see. 23 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,280 Wow. Hey, David. 24 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:24,540 Hi. 25 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:25,900 So this is it then, huh? 26 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:27,300 You two. 27 00:01:27,340 --> 00:01:28,340 You three. 28 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,440 Hello. 29 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:37,000 Hey. Not really what it looks like. Is it? I mean, not what it looks like, I 30 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,920 guess. I can't do double negative. 31 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,500 She doesn't know you. You don't have to... It is what it is, man. 32 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:42,860 But what is it? 33 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:48,680 We're friends. We are togetherly... We're friendly together. 34 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:50,340 With a dog. 35 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:52,760 I thought you said you couldn't be friends with exes. 36 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,300 What are you doing here? 37 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:56,880 Just crushing my BP. 38 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:58,220 BP? PP. 39 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,560 Personal bath. 40 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,600 No, in Sydney, though. 41 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,620 Oh, the trout farm's really popping off, actually. 42 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:06,260 Yeah, a lot of fish. 43 00:02:06,810 --> 00:02:10,289 in tassie all messed up with antibiotics at the moment so people are searching 44 00:02:10,289 --> 00:02:16,390 for clean fish and uh you're looking at it that's awesome man yeah it is 45 00:02:16,390 --> 00:02:22,690 actually thanks would have loved to have done it with you though guess i'll be 46 00:02:22,690 --> 00:02:28,390 the one that got away huh it's a fishing reference fish yeah i got that yeah i 47 00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:31,770 got that yeah that is a widely known expression but by the same token you 48 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:34,870 know plenty more fishing to see not as many as you think gordon 49 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:39,050 Not with the unsustainable fishing practices out there today. 50 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:40,810 Yeah, right. 51 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:41,930 Yeah, sorry. 52 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,230 I don't know what I was thinking. 53 00:02:44,090 --> 00:02:47,590 Well, I guess I'll see ya. 54 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:50,170 See ya. 55 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:51,930 See ya. 56 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:53,730 Nobody jogged that far. 57 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:20,050 Dad here yet? 58 00:03:20,230 --> 00:03:21,730 Give me a little quiet moment. 59 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:23,150 He's grieving, darling. 60 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:24,470 Okay. 61 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,630 I kind of just assumed she'd live forever. 62 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:31,870 It's a tricky relationship, the mother-in-law. At the rate you're going, 63 00:03:31,930 --> 00:03:32,829 you'll never have one. 64 00:03:32,830 --> 00:03:35,130 She was your ex-mother-in-law. You called her a pig in lipstick. 65 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:39,330 She's family, darling, and you have to show up for family once they're dead. 66 00:03:39,650 --> 00:03:40,409 Oh, God. 67 00:03:40,410 --> 00:03:42,790 Sorry. I couldn't pay for parking. 68 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,030 None of the cards worked. 69 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:45,830 Why? It doesn't matter. 70 00:03:46,210 --> 00:03:47,570 There she is. 71 00:03:48,170 --> 00:03:51,090 I don't know what you're talking about, Linnell. She looks fabulous. 72 00:03:51,890 --> 00:03:52,849 Hi, Dad. 73 00:03:52,850 --> 00:03:53,850 Hello, darling. 74 00:03:54,530 --> 00:03:55,570 So, how's university? 75 00:03:56,130 --> 00:03:58,790 I'm a doctor, Dad. Told you that. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, that's what I tell 76 00:03:58,790 --> 00:04:03,090 everybody. Wow, she's so grown up. One of us had to be. Oh, insulting me at my 77 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:04,090 own mother's funeral. 78 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:06,830 Oh, she'd be so proud of you, the old bitch. 79 00:04:07,110 --> 00:04:08,710 Yeah, she wasn't much of a looker. 80 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:12,470 She'd have to tie a lamb chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her. 81 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:15,190 How dare you? 82 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:16,409 I'm sorry. 83 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,079 Anyway, shall we, lady? 84 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:23,120 No, not exactly a full house, is it? Then again, all her friends are dead 85 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,680 anyhow. Probably sitting with them all in Hell's Food Court playing find-a 86 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,560 -bassy. You're a terrible little bit. 87 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:38,940 Hey. 88 00:04:39,260 --> 00:04:40,260 Hey, Mum. 89 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,500 Hey. Made it all good for you? 90 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:48,320 The telly's here, controller's over here, and it's got a cord too, which is 91 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,880 good. That means you'll never lose it. 92 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:52,700 And the chair's in the power posse. 93 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:53,960 See? 94 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:56,480 Looks great, Ed. Good job. It's a good job. 95 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,820 Hello, boysy. 96 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,380 Fucking shithole. Not happy. There's no way to do 75,000 a year. 97 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,560 Where's Kingo? 98 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,660 We rehomed him, Mum, remember? 99 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Why? 100 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:10,720 Because it's a fucking great day, Mum. 101 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:14,160 There's no way you're going to make the cut. You see any other low-key horses 102 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,000 around here? Hey, Mum, this is good here. Look at this. You've got Scrabble 103 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 on Tuesdays. 104 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:22,660 You love Scrabble. And you've got Golden Oldies Cinema Wednesdays. You get a free 105 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:24,780 chalk top. It's pretty good. Don't you reckon? 106 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,700 It's hard to keep the vibe up in here. 107 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:29,800 Better than at my house, though. The kids are fucking losing it. 108 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,780 What? Is Katie still not back? 109 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,660 She's gone fucking mental. 110 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,260 Have you seen the Facebook post? 111 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:36,850 Uh, no, no. 112 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:38,590 She's hacked my Facebook. 113 00:05:38,930 --> 00:05:42,530 She's posted, I'm a shit dad and my dick looks like an acorn. 114 00:05:42,770 --> 00:05:46,590 I haven't posted anything in years and all of a sudden I dropped that fucking 115 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:48,550 clanger. Right. So where is she? 116 00:05:48,770 --> 00:05:50,550 Still shacked up with this netball guy. 117 00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:52,790 Can't believe it. She hates netball. 118 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:56,150 Open the curtains, love. Yeah, yeah, sorry, Mum. 119 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:09,240 They said Garden View. This is Bin View. This is fucking bullshit. I'm going to 120 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,040 go and speak to someone. I'll be back, Mum. I'm sure it's better from the bed. 121 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:17,020 I'm sure if you lie down... I'll involve my... 122 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:21,840 OK, doesn't matter. 123 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:24,020 We'll sort it out. 124 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,200 How's Chelsea? 125 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:28,840 She's... We actually broke up, Mum. 126 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,280 Oh, Gordie. 127 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,280 Why? 128 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:35,130 Nobody's perfect. 129 00:06:35,530 --> 00:06:37,570 I've actually been seeing a bit of Ashley. Remember her? 130 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:41,690 She's the one who broke your heart, though, Gordie. She did, yeah. 131 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:44,350 Do you still love her? 132 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:48,670 Why? I don't know. I don't know. I'm still figuring it out. 133 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:52,290 I think I do, too. 134 00:06:53,430 --> 00:06:54,430 What's that? 135 00:06:55,510 --> 00:06:57,470 A cup of tea would be lovely. 136 00:06:58,090 --> 00:07:01,450 Um... Hey, Mum, you'll be OK here, won't you? 137 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:05,550 We'll wait and see what your father has to say. 138 00:07:09,770 --> 00:07:10,770 Yeah, OK. 139 00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:17,090 Did you see? 140 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,630 Yeah, she was firm but fair. 141 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:21,230 Mostly firm. 142 00:07:21,570 --> 00:07:27,230 It was quick with the wooden spoon, but never left a mark, so hard to prove. 143 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:31,660 Yeah, but you know, you couldn't say that she wasn't punctual. Yeah, and she 144 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:37,940 was a very well put together lady. Always looked nice. So anyway, I think 145 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:42,320 that my dad, Stuart, her son, would like to take it away. I'll take it from here. 146 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:48,500 Don't go anywhere, Ash. You know, my dear old mum, she was famously not well 147 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:49,500 liked. It's true. 148 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,700 We had to tie a lamb chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with 149 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:54,700 her. 150 00:07:56,650 --> 00:08:01,390 You know, Mum would have hated a room full of sad sacks at her send-off, so 151 00:08:01,390 --> 00:08:03,910 let's take it up a notch a bit, shall we? 152 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:05,470 Hit it. 153 00:08:10,350 --> 00:08:14,830 I remember when I was a little girl, our house caught on fire. 154 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:20,290 I'll never forget the look on my father's face as he gathered me up in 155 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:23,770 his arms, raced through the burning building, out onto the pavement. 156 00:08:25,070 --> 00:08:29,550 And I stood there shivering in my pyjamas and watched the whole world go 157 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:35,630 up in flames. And when it was over, I said to myself, is that all there is to 158 00:08:35,630 --> 00:08:36,630 a fire? 159 00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:40,309 Is that all there is? 160 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,790 Is that all there is? 161 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:53,190 If that's all there is, my friend, then let's keep dancing. 162 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,060 Let's break out the booth! 163 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,200 Oh, God! 164 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,400 Oh, God, Mum! 165 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,440 What have you done, Ash? 166 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,540 Who the fuck put her in those hideous slacks? 167 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,120 Which room did that one have? 168 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:21,760 Good morning to you, too. That's confidential. The family doesn't know 169 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,240 yet. Can I help you? 170 00:09:24,219 --> 00:09:29,340 Yeah, I would like my mum dawnly crap to be placed on a waiting list for 171 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:33,060 something a little bit better. We chose garden view from the package and it's a 172 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:35,000 fucking, excuse me, bin view. 173 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:36,500 Bin view. 174 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:39,500 Yeah, and if you think we're going to leave our mum in a room next to a 175 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,460 fucking, excuse me, rubbish dump, you've got another thing coming. 176 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:46,080 There's a garden next to the bins which is beautifully maintained. 177 00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:49,270 You agreed to the accommodation when you signed the contract. 178 00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:53,450 Yeah, not happening. Listen, I've spotted something much nicer. It's got a 179 00:09:53,450 --> 00:09:57,110 bit of a mountain view. It's over on the east wing. It's nice and close to the 180 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:57,969 tea station. 181 00:09:57,970 --> 00:09:59,790 That's Mabel's room. She lives there. 182 00:10:00,690 --> 00:10:01,790 How long's she got? 183 00:10:02,690 --> 00:10:03,690 Excuse me? 184 00:10:03,930 --> 00:10:04,930 Come on, Val. 185 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,010 You work here. 186 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:10,280 You roughly know how long each one of them has. Oh, fucking no, thanks. Oh, 187 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,560 fucking here we go. Yeah, here we go. 188 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:13,299 Are you all right? 189 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:17,020 What are you doing here, huh? She's my fucking mum. I'm fucking checking on 190 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:18,080 her. We have residency. 191 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:23,340 She's checking on her. She's checking on the fucking inheritance. Oh, my bad. 192 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,440 It's fucking great. 193 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:28,940 Stop. Stop. She wants to be fucking rich. I've done more for your mum than 194 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:33,400 you ever fucking have. Oh, have you? Have you yet? I mean. 195 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:39,520 She was problematic, but my God, she would have laughed at that. She had a 196 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,720 very dark sense of humour. 197 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,260 She probably would have. 198 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:46,360 Also, darling, you were incredible up there. You still got it. 199 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,120 That review on the age was absolutely wrong. 200 00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:52,860 Oh, why would you bring that up now, Linnell? Fuck that review! 201 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,240 Uh, where's Lee gone? 202 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,200 Oh, he's got his big photo shoot today. 203 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,040 Oh, not weird. Okay, um, I've got to go. 204 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,480 You're not coming till the week? 205 00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:08,350 No, Mum. I have work. I'm not even sure where you're going. She hated you. 206 00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:10,470 She said you turned Dad gay. 207 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:11,829 Did not. 208 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:14,510 Actually, Derek Webber's in Grade 5 turned me gay. 209 00:11:14,770 --> 00:11:16,650 Besides, he's bisexual, aren't you, Stuart? 210 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:19,630 How much time are you in town for? 211 00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:22,930 Oh, just a few days, love. I've got a cruise to Vanuatu next week. 212 00:11:23,230 --> 00:11:24,450 Three shows a night. 213 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,130 Actually, I've got a lot of new material now that I'm an orphan. 214 00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:29,550 Probably dig up one of those red curly wigs. 215 00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:33,990 Hey... Then he tells me that she's got a new boyfriend, and apparently he's got a 216 00:11:33,990 --> 00:11:35,210 very pretty button. 217 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:39,130 Honestly, if they had a child together, it would just be a big bottom with eyes 218 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:40,130 on it. 219 00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:41,990 Thank you. 220 00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:51,930 Here you go, flesh. 221 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,490 Hey, thank you. 222 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:55,050 Oh, oi. 223 00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:58,710 She's the one who's got the mountain sweet, Mabel. She's been here for ages. 224 00:11:58,730 --> 00:11:59,730 Any day, I reckon. 225 00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:00,989 Do you, mate? 226 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:01,990 Is that what you reckon? 227 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:03,770 Yes, yes, I do, Catherine. 228 00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:07,090 We're fine for a cuppa. Thanks so much. You're not going to get your fucking 229 00:12:07,090 --> 00:12:08,090 mother a cuppa tea? 230 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,330 There's another really nice one. It's called Terrace View. 231 00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:17,210 It's got a spa, full hoist situation, but Pearl that's in it, it is a fiddle. 232 00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:19,470 I don't know why she's here. Family must be fucking sick of her. 233 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:22,770 Look at this. Look at this. 234 00:12:23,930 --> 00:12:28,230 Oh, yeah, nice. Any opportunity to remind her who to leave the money to? 235 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,470 Can you stop it, you two? 236 00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,150 Who did dump Chelsea? 237 00:12:33,990 --> 00:12:34,990 Yeah. 238 00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:38,150 Gordon, you're so fucking broken. 239 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:39,370 Come on, Don. 240 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:43,570 Let's go find you some new mates. We don't have to sit here and listen to 241 00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:44,329 this shit. 242 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,110 Yeah, don't listen to her, Mum. She's full of shit. 243 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:47,670 Suck a dick. Suck off. 244 00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:53,230 Don't listen to her, mate. She's not entirely wrong, mate. I am a bit broken. 245 00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:54,569 As are you. 246 00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:57,310 I don't think Mum and Dad had exactly the healthiest marriage, you know what I 247 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,270 mean? Mate, it's not the people. 248 00:12:59,810 --> 00:13:00,810 It's marriage. 249 00:13:01,290 --> 00:13:05,010 Honestly, in this day and fucking age, how are we still trying to flog monogamy 250 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,010 off as a thing? 251 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:07,830 I mean, haven't we evolved past this? 252 00:13:08,090 --> 00:13:11,430 Obviously not, mate, because people are meeting and falling in love and getting 253 00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:12,430 married every fucking day. 254 00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:13,850 And it looks quite nice. 255 00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:17,870 Really? Yeah. Does it? Yeah. Do me and Katie look nice, do we? No. 256 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:19,890 Because that's how it fucking ends up. 257 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:25,350 I know I give you shit, fleshlight, but you played a smart innings, mate. 258 00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:29,450 Just keep your nose clean. Stay out of it. People change. Women change. 259 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:37,750 You okay? 260 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:53,700 Mate, what choice do we have? 261 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,940 She was going to set fire to the house or flood it or, you know, have a fall. 262 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,440 Oh, I just fucking hate leaving her here, mate. 263 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:12,000 I fucking suck it up, you cocksucker pussy. 264 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,280 Oh, yeah, really nice. 265 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:18,440 Fucking acorn dick, bitch. No one's going to want to fuck you. Dick cheese 266 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:22,140 isn't hot, mate. Don't trim your fucking hooves for netball, cunt! 267 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,940 Alistair, what did you do? 268 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,580 Sorry. Excuse me? 269 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,880 Pearl, with the nice terrace room, she died. What did you do? 270 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:33,180 I didn't do anything, you mad eunuch. She was in great, Nick. 271 00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,500 Well, she's not anymore. 272 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:37,580 Oh, that's really sad. 273 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:41,620 Hey, completely unrelated, natural redhead? 274 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:46,220 What? I'm sorry, I've just been curious all day. Oh, I'm serious. 275 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:47,720 Yes. 276 00:14:48,849 --> 00:14:49,849 Absolutely gorgeous. 277 00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,530 Spot on, don't you reckon? 278 00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:53,210 Yeah. Really goes with the uniform. 279 00:14:53,430 --> 00:14:54,730 Lovely. Brings the eyes out. 280 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:58,390 Val, let's talk terraces, yeah? 281 00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:00,610 Thank you. Don't touch me. 282 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:15,530 Yeah? Dr Molden, you're 430's Charlie. 283 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,290 Okay. Have you checked your email? 284 00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:22,450 No. You might want to have a look before it comes in. It's from the oncologist. 285 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:24,550 Ah, bum. 286 00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:25,730 Okay. 287 00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:26,930 Thank you. 288 00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:29,370 So that's it then? 289 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:37,010 Well, it is more advanced now, and so it wouldn't be so much about treating the 290 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:39,770 cancer as it would just be extending your time here. 291 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,250 No, no, no. 292 00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:42,730 No, I'm done. 293 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,310 I'm cooked. 294 00:15:45,050 --> 00:15:46,290 Right, so you don't want to... 295 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:48,190 Try any more treatment. 296 00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:51,990 Well, since Emily died, I haven't really felt like myself. 297 00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:55,690 I think I'd better let it run its course. 298 00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:58,510 Go see Emily again. 299 00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:02,690 Well, I'm really sorry, but it's not happy news. 300 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:07,350 Please just reach out any time if you need anything, OK? 301 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,270 I appreciate that. 302 00:16:12,590 --> 00:16:13,590 OK, Charlie. 303 00:16:15,690 --> 00:16:21,890 If I could go back to be your age with Emily, I'd give you anything. 304 00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:25,310 It's later than you think, isn't it? 305 00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:32,210 I hope you find your girl again. 306 00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:33,810 Me too. 307 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:39,150 And I hope she's how she was before she put all that weight on. 308 00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:42,250 No, you saw her. 309 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,910 She was massive. 310 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:46,700 Yeah, all right. 311 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:50,800 You're in great shape, though. 312 00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,000 You go to the gym, do you? 313 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:54,580 Um... Pilates? 314 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,200 Sometimes. 315 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:00,260 See ya. 316 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,599 Well, how much is it? $120,000 a year. 317 00:17:20,859 --> 00:17:21,859 Oh, Christ. 318 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:26,480 Okay, well, let's just get her in there and we'll figure it out later. 319 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,500 Yeah, mate, I'm coming. Fucking hell. 320 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,020 Hi. Oh, Ashley, hey. 321 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,360 Hi, Elvis. 322 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,400 Hey. 323 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,920 It's unreal, yeah. 324 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,640 Oh, your phone does work. 325 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,200 Yeah, what's up? I've just sent you some texts today. 326 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:41,760 Yeah, it didn't get back. Sorry. 327 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,040 I felt a bit like a stalker. No, no, I'm sorry, Ashley. It was a really full-on 328 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,940 day with Mum and with Heavy, so... 329 00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:49,350 Sorry. Do you have time to get a drink? 330 00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:53,850 I actually can't. I'm sorry. I've got to go to Brett's Bucks weird party thing. 331 00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:55,570 Can you guess the theme? 332 00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:58,610 So I can't. But are you all good? 333 00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:00,870 Yes, I am. 334 00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:02,990 Yeah? I'm good. 335 00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:10,150 And this, like, doesn't feel like the right moment for this, but maybe, see, 336 00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,390 that is the point. Like, maybe there's no right moment. 337 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,910 For? For us. 338 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,440 To start again. 339 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:25,700 I've just been thinking about our conversation this morning and I am 340 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:26,700 ready. 341 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,260 I'm all in. 342 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,560 Yeah. 343 00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,500 I know that's a lot. 344 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:40,480 But life isn't long. It's very short, actually. 345 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:45,860 And so, yeah, I just, I'm ready. 346 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:57,060 say something now of course yeah your turn that's beautiful ah yeah yes 347 00:18:57,060 --> 00:19:03,380 yeah can we talk more about it tomorrow though is that is it can we do is it 348 00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:10,220 right oh god yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm around yeah i'm 349 00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:14,260 sorry are you okay i'm so good oh good you're kidding come here come here yeah 350 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,800 All right. 351 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,320 Text me. Yeah, I will. And have fun. 352 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,559 How can I not? 353 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,560 You look great. 354 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,600 Feeling good, you know? 355 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,300 Come on. 356 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,740 I've got this going on. 357 00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:34,660 A little bit of this. 358 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,099 You know? 359 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,100 Yeah, okay. 360 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,300 All right. 361 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,080 Okay. Okay. 362 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 363 00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:23,620 Shit, is he okay? Well, he's having a panic attack. 364 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,079 What do we do? 365 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,720 I'll help you. I'll help you. Just lie him down. Lie down. Gordy, Gordy, just 366 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,480 on your knees. You're all right. Lie down. 367 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,260 Gordy, are you okay? Are you okay? 368 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,319 Are you okay? 369 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,680 What are you doing? What are you doing? 370 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,640 What are you doing, Brady? 371 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,220 I laid a blanket here to calm you down. 372 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:42,280 Okay, Gordy. Yeah. Okay. 373 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,760 You ran away? 374 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,200 Yeah. You're okay? 375 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,900 Yeah. Huh? 376 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,180 Now come have some more batching with you. Okay. 377 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,420 And celebrate love. 378 00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:54,920 Okay. Okay? Okay. 379 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,660 Okay, hop up now. That's good. Hop up now. 380 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,300 He'll get up by himself. 381 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,279 Will he, though? Yeah. 382 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,020 Come on. Pretty squashy. That was amazing. 383 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:04,760 Yeah, cake. Oh, okay, that's good. I mean, that was amazing. 384 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,100 Yeah. 385 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,960 Woo! 386 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Okay. 387 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:17,420 And this one. Hey, mate, can you get off your phone? Yeah, yeah, I will soon. 388 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,720 I've got to say goodnight. 389 00:21:19,439 --> 00:21:20,439 Yeah, it's Gordon. 390 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,680 Okay, 391 00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:24,219 panicky Pete. 392 00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:25,220 What? No. 393 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,180 What happened? 394 00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:30,520 Nothing, nothing bad happened. It's just she just came in and she said that she's 395 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,520 all in now. 396 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:36,780 She came to your place of work to tell you that she was all in and then she 397 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:37,780 left? 398 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:38,880 Yeah. That's crazy. 399 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:42,600 Not crazy. It was just, you know, it was quite sweet. 400 00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:46,940 Then why did you have a panic attack, Gordie? It's been a bit of a big day, 401 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,020 Key, all right? 402 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,320 Can we talk about you, please? 403 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:53,300 Oh, yeah, I'd love that. Great. Okay. Go on. Well, Andre and I are housemates who 404 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:54,300 have sex with other people. 405 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,740 You know, the marriage is so open, you can hear the wind whistling through it. 406 00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,020 But can I complain? 407 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,079 Yeah. No. 408 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,280 I'm getting more cocks than you can poke a stick at. 409 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:07,160 And I've, you know, my three boys have two relatively happy parents under the 410 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,800 one roof, and they're none the wiser. 411 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:13,600 And come graduation, we'll officially call it quits. 412 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,980 Graduation? Mm-hmm. Of the youngest? 413 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,720 Mm-hmm. 414 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,620 That's a 10-year sentence. 415 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,680 So, were you standing in love then? 416 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:32,660 I think I was in it, and now I'm not. Hey, marriage! 417 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,780 Hey, marriage! 418 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,880 Marriage! Let's drink! 419 00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,139 Oh, yeah! 420 00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:39,079 Come on, boy! 421 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:45,860 When I cry, he comes 422 00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:46,860 to me. 423 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:50,930 But when I pretend to cry, he doesn't. He knows. 424 00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:52,550 Hi. 425 00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:57,390 Hi, everybody. We were just about to make a post. 426 00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:02,030 Well, wait. So you actually kept this dog? 427 00:23:02,330 --> 00:23:04,890 What? Of course I did. My Killian. 428 00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:10,970 Mummy, you're the same dog as me, but able-bodied. And you called it Killian. 429 00:23:11,410 --> 00:23:12,670 Don't go there, girlfriend. 430 00:23:13,090 --> 00:23:14,090 I'll go first. 431 00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:20,310 Okay. To my darling, dead, cunt, bitch, pig of a mother, Noelene. I can't wait 432 00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:21,990 to see how much the flatties work. 433 00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:23,670 I'll go next. 434 00:23:24,010 --> 00:23:27,650 To having my beautiful family all in one room again. 435 00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:31,830 My ex-husband, Flossie, who I will always love. 436 00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:33,650 My life partner, Lee. 437 00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:37,250 And my truly incredible son, Killian. 438 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,110 My twin flame. 439 00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:40,990 Me. Me. 440 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:46,400 To lovely policemen who let me come home and who I truly believe understood what 441 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,780 I was trying to achieve and made the whole thing as painless as possible. 442 00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:52,740 Well, we really don't have to rehash the days. 443 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,640 I had my photography project today. 444 00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:57,240 Unity and nudity. 445 00:23:57,690 --> 00:24:01,430 Of course there was some nudity. It was just a simple misunderstanding. 446 00:24:01,910 --> 00:24:05,030 Apparently we're too close to a preschool or something, so a complaint 447 00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:05,849 was made. 448 00:24:05,850 --> 00:24:10,450 And certainly I've ended up on the National Sex Offender Registry. 449 00:24:11,090 --> 00:24:12,090 Sorry, what? 450 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:15,610 It sounds much worse than it is. And the ankle brace is surprisingly lightweight. 451 00:24:15,950 --> 00:24:18,910 Oh, anyway, blah, blah, nanny's date. Your turn, Ashley. 452 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:26,310 Well, I mean, uh... Oh, for fuck's... The battery's running low. 453 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,080 Put that in the hole. Oh, God. 454 00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:37,080 Why do they make it so bloody short? 455 00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:43,020 I pray continue. 456 00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:44,480 Come on, come on. 457 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,040 Come on, darling. 458 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,240 Okay. 459 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:52,000 To being brave and having no regrets. 460 00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:54,720 Oh, cryptic. Do tell. 461 00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:56,380 It's nothing, right? 462 00:24:57,260 --> 00:25:01,540 I just told Gordon how I feel today and it feels really good and so, yeah, all 463 00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:03,420 is 100% in his court. 464 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,560 Fantastic, Ashley. Oh, I love it. 465 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,440 Yeah. Well, where is he now? Get him to come over. 466 00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:12,220 Can't wait to meet the man inseminating my daughter. Stop, Dad. 467 00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:13,460 No, he's on a bus. 468 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,740 Oh, macho bullshit. Why aren't you there? 469 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:20,380 Well, no, it's a whole thing. It's like Elvis theme. They're all in... Stop it. 470 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,840 What? Stop it. 471 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:25,280 My show on the ship has an Elvis segment. 472 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:29,880 I do a tribute to all the kings. I start with Tutankhamen, then I finish on King 473 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,880 Charles. 474 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,280 I've got the whole look upstairs. 475 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,080 You simply must. 476 00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:36,340 No, you must. 477 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,420 No, no, no, because I can do all the temporary hemming. 478 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:44,540 Really? No, I shouldn't. I couldn't. Why not? They're your friends too, darling. 479 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,840 You must. 480 00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:50,120 Why am I looking at you for advice? 481 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,220 I don't know, but I liked it. 482 00:25:53,939 --> 00:25:57,540 Because when my clone comes at me, I'm going for his solar plexus, because 483 00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:58,760 that's the weak spot. Is this? 484 00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:02,420 Yes, but he would know that, so he'd block me, so I'd come around to his 485 00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:04,160 kidneys. Oh, kill me now. 486 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,460 Ladies, how's it going? Oh, congratulations. 487 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,240 Why are you guys all dressed as Elvis? It's so random. 488 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:14,700 It is random, and it's our boy, Bredy, he's sort of his buck thing, and I don't 489 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:15,900 know, he misses a lot of Elvis. 490 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,120 She calls me the king. 491 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,240 There you go. 492 00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:21,040 Our girl, Penny, here, she's getting married. 493 00:26:24,379 --> 00:26:26,680 Oh, yeah. One in three marriages ends in divorce. 494 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,880 Not mine, so. 495 00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:31,480 Roll the dice. Roll the dice. Are you two together? 496 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:32,760 Yeah. Gross. No. 497 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,880 Don't say gross. 498 00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:34,980 You are gross. 499 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:36,300 Defensive much? 500 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:37,740 Oh, 23 months. 501 00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:39,060 Okay, I'm 31. 502 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,960 Oh, really? You look really good. I would have said mid to late 20s. Oh, my 503 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,020 God. Oh, my God. She's done it. 504 00:26:45,420 --> 00:26:47,700 What is this? What is this? 505 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,160 Let's do a proposal fail. 506 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,320 Fuck it off, cunt. Are you right? 507 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,280 What do you mean? They asked if you were married. Yeah, I'm not, but I could be, 508 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,360 all right? End of story. 509 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,400 Yeah, well, not to her. 510 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,700 No, but it could be to her. She came back to me, actually, today. 511 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:03,540 Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, she did, actually, so not a fail. No offence, 512 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,580 babe, but she's really beautiful. 513 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,300 No offence, babe. She is, so I agree. 514 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,940 No, but she's not going to marry you. 515 00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:11,020 You don't know. Fuck this shit, man. 516 00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:14,100 I might get married to her, and if we do, it'll be stronger than ever. 517 00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:17,010 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Better than whatever you've got going when your Sydney 518 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:21,390 boyfriend wanker fucking decks you, fucking slim, fit, chino, electric bike. 519 00:27:21,570 --> 00:27:23,950 I don't know what they're doing, but they're probably not wearing socks, are 520 00:27:23,950 --> 00:27:27,530 they? Your boy's not wearing socks anymore. Tequila makes him a little bit 521 00:27:27,530 --> 00:27:31,070 mental, bit mouthy. Hey, hey, I actually kind of like it when he's mental. 522 00:27:31,370 --> 00:27:33,190 The correct answer, that'll get you a shot. 523 00:27:33,470 --> 00:27:34,930 Thank you. Thanks, Daddy. 524 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:36,570 You're welcome, Mommy. 525 00:27:41,670 --> 00:27:44,390 Voila. I love it. I love it. 526 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:46,840 See how the cape hides the bulldog clips. 527 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,660 Is it silly? Is it too much? No, darling, it's fabulous. 528 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,500 But hey, that would cost 4,000 bucks, so just be careful with it. 529 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,240 Brett just told me where they are. He doesn't mind. Go get your man, Asher. 530 00:27:58,460 --> 00:27:59,460 Oh, mummy. 531 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,440 Oh, mummy. 532 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,160 You can't tell me what to do anymore, no, mummy. 533 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,280 Oh, for fuck's sake. 534 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,440 Oh, there it is. 535 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:14,280 Bye. Have fun. Thank you. 536 00:28:57,219 --> 00:29:04,080 I can think of young a day when living for 537 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:10,980 my own was everything a man could 538 00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:11,980 want to do. 539 00:29:14,780 --> 00:29:20,600 I could never be two more. 540 00:29:50,259 --> 00:29:52,800 How can you stop the rain? 541 00:29:58,410 --> 00:29:59,410 Oh my God!