1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 You 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Oh 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 I 4 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,760 Know too much. They're not going to let us leave 5 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,680 I'm sending for help 6 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:22,000 Everything is going to be okay. My little Tweety. I promise 7 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Oh 8 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Oh 9 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Oh 10 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Oh 11 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:31,280 You can jump or we can push you 12 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:35,280 Someday the truth will be known 13 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,280 You 14 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,280 Oh 15 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,280 Me 16 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:34,280 Oh 17 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,280 Oh 18 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,280 Oh 19 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,280 Oh 20 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:33,280 Oh 21 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,280 Oh 22 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:38,880 Have you gotten into a catapult hoping to be gently and sensibly flown to a destination of your choosing only to be violently 23 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,280 piledrived face burst into the ground 24 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:47,360 Have you ever set a big stack of TNT on the road hoping to blow up your nemesis? 25 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:51,240 But when you press the detonator the detonator itself explodes 26 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:57,000 Have you ever pulled the ripcord of your parachute and only a bunch of silverware comes out? 27 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:03,320 It's not your fault, there's probably someone to blame 28 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:14,240 Will be your voice every 29 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Oh 30 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Oh 31 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:18,400 Hey wreck a ball smash, I could probably get you 250 bucks for that. See you next week 32 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:23,800 Thank you for calling Avery Jones and Maltese if you've been hit by an anvil press one if you've been electrocuted 33 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:29,040 Press two if you've been crushed by a falling piano press three. Good morning. It's almost three 34 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:36,080 Good morning, Dottie. Not now. Do they have the paperwork to back it up? Hey, good. You sleeping that suit again? Good. I 35 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:40,040 I've been waiting for you. Hi. I have found some catastrophic fires 36 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:46,400 Coincidentally all near matchback. I've been waiting for you. I've been waiting for you. I've been waiting for you 37 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:52,100 Coincidentally all near match factories and I really think it's a great opportunity to help a lot of people with one case 38 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,520 How long is this internship again? 39 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,120 Through her once just enough time to really dig in and make a difference 40 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,040 You know 41 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:04,120 You really remind me of when I was fresh out of law school and I mean that in the worst possible way and I will take 42 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:09,680 That as a compliment. Oh, no, look, you've got this. You know, I'm gonna do you a favor because you're my niece and I want you to 43 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,360 Have a happy life 44 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,360 stop 45 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:19,120 At Oxford I have a feeling I'm gonna be hearing that phrase a lot at Oxford 46 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:24,920 They really stress the importance of the law on everyday lives and all you're really having to do right now is brainstorm ideas for your 47 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:29,120 Billboards. Yeah, you're new here. So you don't know that this file goes right over here 48 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:33,480 And that my friend is freedom. I really want to pick it up 49 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:39,960 No, no, and I really want to file it alphabetic. No, you will not please you've got a new client in the conference room 50 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,380 He seems unhinged. Good luck 51 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,960 Oh 52 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,880 Mr. Coyote 53 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,040 Coyote 54 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,480 Coyote 55 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,480 All right. Well, uh 56 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,720 How can I help you? Oh 57 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,520 One of my billboards 58 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:03,240 Cost a lot of money to put those up. So you've been in an accident 59 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,720 Do you not talk oh 60 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,080 But you have signs I 61 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,280 Don't understand 62 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,360 All right 63 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,480 That's supposed to be you 64 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:48,560 Not entirely necessary to do all that but okay 65 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,640 So seems like we're talking about some faulty rocket skates that 66 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:57,520 Backfired when you're trying to capture a bird that you have some sort of sorted history with 67 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,960 So, do you have the rocket skates? 68 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:08,720 Okay, great. So we're gonna write in your name as the plaintiff then we'll say we're asking for I don't know three hundred dollars 69 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:13,440 And here we'll write in the name of the company that made the skates 70 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:20,840 But they're great to deal with for a little stuff like this we just drop your skates in a box 71 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:25,160 Type up a complaint and boom you're the richest coyote in the country 72 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:29,320 All I need is a signature or you just want to lick it. That's probably fine, too 73 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,480 Mr. Coyote somebody grab that guy 74 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:42,000 Mr. Coyote look I just need you to sign 75 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,200 It's an Acme stapler 76 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,840 Yes, that is how staplers work 77 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:04,600 Okay, I get it there are problems with Acme's cartoon products I see it all the time 78 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:11,200 I'm surprised Acme makes my phone in my car. Why would they also make this this is just silly stuff for cartoons 79 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,160 You know, what's the worst that could really happen? They see some birds whipping around their heads 80 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:24,200 Well doesn't seem that silly to me page this is a run-of-the-mill $300 rocket skate case 81 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:29,000 Trust me then doesn't that mean that's a pile of $300 cases page? 82 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Come on, you know what would happen if we submitted all this stuff as evidence together 83 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,600 We'd have a giant lawsuit on our hands 84 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:44,120 And if you could prove a causal connection then really the sky's the limit the sky is not the limit 85 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:50,160 All right. The limit is like right here. We don't do massive cases. We do quick and easy 86 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:59,640 So, mr. Coyote my professional opinion is that this case is worth, you know 87 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:04,400 A few hundred dollars and I can see if they will replace the rocket skates. So we need you to 88 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:12,620 Rude all right. Well, it was nice meeting you you might put in the evidence box into the system 89 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,620 Oh 90 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:18,740 Here you go into evidence, please 91 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:22,220 All right, what do we got here? 92 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:29,340 Someone's suing for a lot 93 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,620 Oh 94 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:54,020 Excuse me cartoon products cases go down to the basement 95 00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:06,260 Governor these threats they're tantamount to black man. The law is completely on our side here because we wrote the law 96 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,100 Yeah, okay great to catch up 97 00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,100 I 98 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:20,780 May be straight away on the Plapinger case. Oh, it's done. Let's just say his next vacation will be in prison, but I got something else 99 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:28,900 Cartoon case basement. Yeah, I think you need to see this one. They're suing us for every acne cartoon product 100 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,300 Who I wasn't familiar with the name 101 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,620 Oh 102 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:09,580 Look just pay me the money you owe me or I'll sue you for breach of contract. Okay, I gotta go call you later mom 103 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:13,940 Well, well, well, it isn't our resident hot shot 104 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,740 What does that mean serving acne for every one of their cartoon products? 105 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:22,740 Yeah, right. Do I look like the guy who would take on the biggest corporation in the world? 106 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:27,900 You're looking at the guy who is taking on the biggest corporation in the world 107 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:34,540 Channel 4 news has just learned that papers were filed today against the ACME corporation buddy crane 108 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:37,660 Acme's chief legal counsel declined to comment 109 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:42,740 Decline to comment. How did this happen? It's okay. It's okay. It's exciting 110 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:46,660 All eyes on you ready to show what you got page when we sue Acme for some little thing 111 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:53,280 Nobody even notices we're a tiny item on a spreadsheet. But this this went to buddy crane 112 00:16:54,300 --> 00:17:01,100 Buddy crane. He's only like the best lawyer in the country. Okay, it's a law school together and he is a total machine 113 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,700 built like an ox his mind as sharp as a tack 114 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,660 trims his 115 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,860 Fingernails with a switch blade, you know, I once saw him eat a lobster 116 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,340 I ate lobster while it was still alive 117 00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:18,700 I'm sure that's legal what can I possibly done to deserve all this that piss off a witch? Oh, no 118 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:28,260 And I just brought the box inside I've just been working on my short game 119 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:33,620 I've been on hold for two hours trying to win tickets to the country Jubilee 120 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:38,660 You 121 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:50,220 You have any idea what you've done you have put me in such a horrible position 122 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,820 Hi 123 00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,820 Yeah, it's been a while 124 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:07,820 Shake things up. Well, not intentionally shaking really 125 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,300 Your face and my face 126 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:19,140 Okay, that's looking forward to 127 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,660 From its humble roots as a cartoon anvil factory 128 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:33,460 Has become America's greatest success story 129 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:43,660 With each new product we revolutionize industry and the world 130 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:49,860 We're a company of family values that values its family of companies 131 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,900 acne 132 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:59,300 I need you to listen to me very carefully. Stop 133 00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,500 You're gonna follow my lead 134 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:07,660 Right. We're gonna tell them this is all just a big misunderstanding and we're looking to get this settled as quickly as possible 135 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:12,000 We will be polite. We will not detonate explosives 136 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,540 In front of us we will sign it got it 137 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:24,620 Mr. Avery, you'll pelicanos and mr. Coyote a lot of tickets you buddy 138 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:29,580 So I hear you guys were friends from back in the day, huh? Guess you could say that if you were incorrect 139 00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,740 And look at this guy going clothing optional 140 00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:37,420 Hey buddy, look who's here 141 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:47,780 Isn't mr. Billboard, how you been man? Yeah, very good. Yeah, those are the days weren't they? Yeah Harvard law you look 142 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,100 Good 143 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:56,860 Thank you. Have a seat. Okay. I gotta say I was a bit surprised 144 00:19:56,900 --> 00:20:03,020 See your name on a case of this size me too. I mean, yeah, I'm so sorry about all this 145 00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:09,920 Was it just a big misunderstanding? Well, we got a really busy day around here and I would hate to keep you from getting back to 146 00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:15,620 Whenever it is you do. Yeah last stuff too. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Oh 147 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:18,660 my god 148 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,540 And this seems obvious but I have to say that 149 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:30,100 Acme denies all charges and accepts no liability or causal connection between mr. Coyote's colorful injuries and our state-of-the-art life-enhancing 150 00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:32,380 Family products. Yeah 151 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,980 And you know much fun as it would be to get back in a courtroom with you 152 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,700 It's time to do what you do best 153 00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:41,100 Settle. Yeah 154 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:47,780 Well, look, thank you so much. And I'm so sorry for taking up all your time. It was unintentional 155 00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:54,540 Oh 156 00:20:57,100 --> 00:21:01,260 Do you have another copy it's a joke no, no, it's not funny 157 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:06,820 The cartoons are supposed to be funny. Yes. We want to fight every your tiny farmers have matched 158 00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:09,420 We'll tie you in legal loopholes. We'll bury you in paperwork 159 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:15,000 I'll put a dozen of my best lawyers in this 24 hours a day to make sure your name is more synonymous with failure 160 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,340 Then it already is 161 00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:20,960 Oh, and I almost forgot we don't validate parking 162 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:27,000 Do you know what you could do with $50,000? Do you have any idea how many birds you could buy with that? 163 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:32,760 You know what? Not that it really matters, but I'm out. Yeah, that's right. I quit man 164 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:39,160 Go find another Laura and this is already my personal freaking nightmare and I'm not sticking around to see if it can get any worse 165 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,360 Oh 166 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,320 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, why didn't you settle? 167 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:04,880 That's what we do here. We settle dotty. What do we do here? We settle. Okay 168 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:10,520 I tried to settle but he wouldn't let me settle. He's a coyote. We're not even trial lawyers 169 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,680 I have a miniature golf tournament this weekend 170 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:19,440 So I don't even know if I'm gonna make it in on Monday plus trial prep adds up photocopies in this economy 171 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:23,320 But if we beat ACME, then we can afford a ton of photocopies. We won't beat ACME 172 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:28,080 I mean nobody ever has and nobody ever will the truth is even if you quit right now 173 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:34,200 The firm is already in the hole for Agnes legal fees and that's just from today. I mean that could close down our doors 174 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,160 look 175 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:43,600 If we lose we lose if we quit we really lose a lot of money 176 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,600 Okay 177 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:52,200 Okay, look look we got one true goal for this trial. It's this 178 00:22:53,040 --> 00:23:00,160 We can't look like fools. All right. Our job is not to win this case. Our job is to still be in business when it's over 179 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,040 That's the spirit 180 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:07,560 Let's talk like lawyers. What a real lawyers do they would find evidence and start making a list of witnesses 181 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:20,160 The bird he did witness every time an ACME product malfunction he could corroborate Wiley's story 182 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:27,000 Sure, whatever add the Roadrunner to our witness list one more thing. Um, where is mr. Coyote gonna stay? 183 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,600 Oh 184 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:58,560 All right, don't give me that look yeah, I live in a motel look I got pool access, you know 185 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,960 There's no mortgage never have to make my bed 186 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:07,280 There's an incredible all-you-can-eat seafood buffet around the corner at tissues come out of a bathroom wall 187 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:14,920 Hi Jerry, yeah 188 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,920 One one second 189 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:31,700 Yeah, hi I need another room for a few nights not near me 190 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:33,700 Please 191 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:37,460 He's not a pet he looks like a pet 192 00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:44,460 Who rents a separate room for their pets cherry? Come on. I've been living here for almost five years. You know me no 193 00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:47,140 pets 194 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:54,900 Okay, you want to do this legally speaking a pet is a domesticated or tamed animal kept as a companion in or outside an 195 00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:58,980 Individual's residence. This is mr. Coyote. He is my client 196 00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:04,580 He's not my pet nor anyone's pet in the eyes of the law and as such that sign or any rule that accompanies it does 197 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:08,820 Not apply to him. All right, it does not say no animals and just my unbiased opinion 198 00:25:08,820 --> 00:25:10,820 He may actually have a case against you for discrimination 199 00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:13,820 Yeah 200 00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:21,620 He pees on the rug it's on you all right deal but I would need a full workup of urine analysis 201 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:23,900 It's a motel plenty of people pee on the rug 202 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:31,660 Right next door 203 00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:01,980 I 204 00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:19,820 Think up next a mouse breaks the sound barrier 205 00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:30,980 I 206 00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:00,980 Know 207 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:20,700 You're kind of a psychopath aren't you 208 00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:23,260 Oh 209 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:30,140 Watch and learn so we take the subpoena like so just cover it with copious amounts of birdseed 210 00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:36,260 Roadrunner eats the bird seed grabs a subpoena and boom. He's legally obligated to show up to court 211 00:27:36,980 --> 00:27:38,980 instant Roadrunner trap 212 00:27:43,940 --> 00:27:46,980 Beep beep this is a kind of inside thing with you guys 213 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,740 Is 214 00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:56,700 Everyone clear on our plan 215 00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:58,940 Page what's our plan? 216 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:04,580 So we have to prove to jury that acne cartoon products are at fault for every accident that Wiley's had going back here 217 00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:10,580 So we are going to take pictures and we're gonna gather evidence and we're gonna put the evidence in little bags 218 00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:15,500 And we're gonna interview experts and witnesses and we're going to highlight big books of photocopy 219 00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:18,780 Documents and we're gonna pound the pavement and we're gonna study up 220 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:22,460 I'm gonna try and catch our big eyewitness by leaving a nice note in the desert 221 00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:26,260 And if we follow my plan by the end of this, we'll have enough evidence to take acne down 222 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:35,220 We really have nothing I mean I kind of assumed that we'd have nothing but this is nothing 223 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,500 All right 224 00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:59,700 The court of the Second Judicial Circuit of Albuquerque is now in session 225 00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:03,340 The honorable judge drop a grosso presiding 226 00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:06,420 May be seated 227 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:19,060 Human human 228 00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:24,020 Carto 229 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:33,420 Quiet 230 00:29:34,420 --> 00:29:35,940 My name is judge 231 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:42,420 Trap a grosso name of the case is coyote versus acne. I am NOT a loosey goosey judge 232 00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:48,780 I am a no-nonsense. No silly stuff judge. Is that understood? 233 00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:55,580 Mr. Crane 234 00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:14,420 Oh 235 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:21,060 We live in a great country don't we because it's one that values freedom above all else 236 00:30:21,140 --> 00:30:25,140 You're free to live your life any way you see fit could mean living in the desert 237 00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:32,900 Out in the cave spending your days chasing after a bird who is much much faster than you 238 00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:35,300 But that that is your right 239 00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:37,940 as an American 240 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:44,580 But that freedom it comes with great responsibility if you're gonna take a missile for instance, and you're gonna glue handlebars to it 241 00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:46,580 Well, that's that's your choice 242 00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:52,060 But we expect you to understand at that missile in those handlebars. They aren't designed to catch birds 243 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:54,620 What I will prove to this jury 244 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,660 Is that man? 245 00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:58,660 Wiley coyote he 246 00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:02,740 Is reckless and all of his injuries are self-inflicted. I 247 00:31:03,260 --> 00:31:09,020 Mean we won't condemn him you or I we all know who's responsible 248 00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:16,060 It's clear as the desert sky. I think I just laid an egg. God bless America. God bless the troops 249 00:31:17,860 --> 00:31:19,860 Damn that was really good. Oh 250 00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:23,100 Please don't write that down 251 00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:27,340 And and please don't write that down or that down 252 00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:31,340 Mr. Avery 253 00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:35,340 I 254 00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:55,860 Know 255 00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:59,500 Now what what did the defense say we're gonna argue? 256 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,780 Huh? 257 00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:05,460 I mean, I know the answer to it. I know the answer. I'm not asking you a question 258 00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:12,500 I mean it is it is a question, but it's a question that I'm asking to me. Let me start over. Let me start over 259 00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:15,340 objection to my start 260 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:19,740 So the defense said that we were gonna argue that 261 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:27,340 The products are dangerous and that acne is negligent in selling them. I do really agree with all that 262 00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:29,540 Yeah, I mean, it's not fancy, but it's true 263 00:32:29,820 --> 00:32:32,660 I'm sorry one second, please 264 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:38,740 We don't need evidence right now, mr. Avery, okay 265 00:32:39,180 --> 00:32:44,500 Excuse me, your honor. My client would like me to show you this defective acme rocket scape 266 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,940 And as you can see there's a faulty on switch 267 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,500 Nothing 268 00:32:57,420 --> 00:32:59,420 God bless America 269 00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:02,540 Bless the troops 270 00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:09,820 Opening arguments today in Coyote v. Acme sources close to the case report that Acme is doing a 271 00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:17,180 Fantastic job protecting their brand and dignity while the plaintiff appears hungry and afraid more after this 272 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,380 Yeah 273 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:36,180 Noise complaints about a loud TV. Seriously, it's the TV you're having a problem with. Okay 274 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:49,860 Cherry I turned it off 275 00:33:59,540 --> 00:34:01,540 You sure you have the right number 276 00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:12,540 Oh my god, you could stop this case 277 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,500 Where do I find 278 00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:31,540 Doesn't sound like a place I want to go 279 00:34:42,140 --> 00:34:44,140 Will I be able to contact you again 280 00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:01,540 Oh 281 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:13,100 Buddy I say buddy you little rascal you I was more more the tax havens so nice. They named it twice 282 00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:18,540 So I say I heard we have ourselves a lawsuit in the animated sector 283 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:22,820 Talks PR about this, you know, it's a local paper and pretty flattering 284 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:24,620 You know, I'm a witness case as fast as I can 285 00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:28,540 But in the meantime think things like this make us look pretty good in the public eye not ideal 286 00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:30,540 But you know, it's like killing two birds with 287 00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:39,300 One stone two birds one stone what a vile 288 00:35:39,980 --> 00:35:41,980 expression I only rotten 289 00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:49,380 We both know it would be very I say very unpleasant for everyone involved if anything bigger 290 00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:53,500 I say bigger were to become public 291 00:35:58,540 --> 00:36:00,540 Oh 292 00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:14,380 Mysterious college, it's so cool. So what do you sound like? I don't know. He's kind of like hey, what's up doc? 293 00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:19,220 I have information chomp chomp chomp. It was like chewing on a cracker or something. Okay 294 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:23,500 Well map is saying it should be right here 295 00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:26,780 It's just a wall 296 00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:29,900 Jack there Jack anywhere 297 00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:39,060 Wait, what's that? Oh that kind of Jack somebody's got a sense of humor 298 00:36:57,180 --> 00:37:04,340 Well, there's a duck and he is sitting feels a bit easy well good thing I like easy 299 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,540 Excuse me 300 00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:14,420 Hi, uh, my name is Kevin Avery. This is Paige. I'm a personal injury attorney. Well, look who decided to show up 301 00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:17,700 Oh great. Thank you. I wasn't sure if you knew we were coming 302 00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:23,380 You're a little late and you're still wearing that hideous suit. Take your pants off right over there, please and 303 00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:25,820 strike a pose 304 00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:29,860 No, it's so difficult to find nude models these days sit down 305 00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:38,240 We're all right. Thank you disrobe and pretend you're thinking I expect this is going to take a few hours 306 00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:44,140 Yeah, um, we had an anonymous caller say that you might have some important information 307 00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:48,780 Yeah information that can help us enter a case quickly information 308 00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:50,660 Yes 309 00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:52,660 About acne 310 00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:55,660 Oh, yes 311 00:38:23,180 --> 00:38:26,140 Oh, he really shouldn't be here 312 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:36,180 Hello 313 00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:54,660 Oh 314 00:38:58,340 --> 00:39:05,020 Well, we drove him crazy and we got a can of page well could be important clearly he's been holding on to this for a while 315 00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:08,460 Wait 316 00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:11,620 That's all folks 317 00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:15,340 Are we the folks 318 00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:29,140 Do you think we're gonna get kidnapped held for ransom I feel so alive 319 00:39:53,660 --> 00:39:56,380 So, what do you think it is 320 00:40:02,620 --> 00:40:04,620 Thanks 321 00:40:22,860 --> 00:40:24,860 Oh 322 00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:39,140 That looks unspeakably dangerous and yet he walked in anyway 323 00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:43,940 What are you doing I'm following Wiley I 324 00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:48,100 Just look like a loser if I stay out here 325 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:50,620 I 326 00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:53,540 Come into the tunnel 327 00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:07,940 Hello 328 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:12,660 But they don't tell you to walk down mysterious tunnels in your fancy classes at Oxford 329 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:17,860 But they discourage it actually actually I thought about majoring in mysterious tunnels 330 00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:20,140 No, you did. Yeah, I did 331 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:24,180 We got here 332 00:41:32,580 --> 00:41:34,580 Hey, I found a message 333 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:42,180 It says Daffy I'm not sure how long I have I hope this message gets to you 334 00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:50,140 Oh 335 00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:53,460 Things have gone awry with project 336 00:41:55,060 --> 00:41:57,060 Sisyphus 337 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,300 Sisyphus 338 00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:00,300 What is project Sisyphus? 339 00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:06,060 Acne is watching my every move and I have a feeling I'm in grave danger 340 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:26,500 If you see this message, please send help dr. Laurie 341 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:50,100 Oh 342 00:42:58,820 --> 00:43:01,140 Did I not say unspeakably dangerous 343 00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:03,700 Didn't I say those exact words 344 00:43:22,580 --> 00:43:28,740 Okay, so Sisyphus is some Greek mythology and he was punished by the gods and made to roll a boulder up a hill 345 00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:32,860 Every day, but it would just roll right back down for eternity 346 00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:39,540 And it was also at Daffy was painting 347 00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:45,060 So what that's not evidence. None of this is gonna help us win a trial 348 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:47,540 All right, this is it's all just a waste of our time 349 00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:52,100 We have a client who no offense can't read a warning label 350 00:43:52,340 --> 00:43:56,140 We have piles and piles of stuff that he himself broke 351 00:43:56,780 --> 00:43:58,780 We have nothing Paige 352 00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:05,740 You've been settling Acme cases for years and you have never stopped to think and see a pattern a pattern 353 00:44:05,980 --> 00:44:11,060 Yes, my clients go boom and two seconds later. They're fine. Nobody cares 354 00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:14,500 So that makes it okay boom 355 00:44:15,540 --> 00:44:17,260 $100 that's fair 356 00:44:17,260 --> 00:44:22,340 This case can make it right. This is your opportunity to really show people what you're capable of 357 00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:28,260 Yeah, but that only works if I don't lose and why do you assume you're gonna lose are you kidding 358 00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:31,380 It is really super easy to lose 359 00:44:32,020 --> 00:44:34,020 It was better you learn that now 360 00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:40,180 You know everyone thought I was crazy for coming here 361 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:46,580 But I didn't want to just go to some big law firm and help the rich guys get richer 362 00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:50,740 I thought 363 00:44:50,740 --> 00:44:52,740 I thought you were actually still a real lawyer 364 00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:57,060 Yeah, me too 365 00:45:21,380 --> 00:45:23,380 You 366 00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:25,380 So 367 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:52,500 What is it about the roadrunner 368 00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:55,380 I 369 00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:00,420 There are no words 370 00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:08,260 What I I envy you really it must be nice to have such a such a clear goal 371 00:46:09,380 --> 00:46:11,380 I mean I used to have that I think 372 00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:17,780 I was hungry and I was chasing but I didn't like the pressure of having to always win 373 00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:20,660 It got burnt out on trying 374 00:46:21,460 --> 00:46:23,460 Anyway, you're a really good listener 375 00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:43,140 We were having a heart to heart 376 00:46:50,660 --> 00:46:53,620 So 377 00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:22,740 So 378 00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:34,920 You made it well you go a long way to make a point 379 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000 So 380 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:53,820 Hey wiley, thanks. I'll see you tomorrow 381 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,920 So 382 00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,920 So 383 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:09,320 Are you sitting down, uh, yes, well sales not is that gonna be a problem 384 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:16,840 Wiley is conning us. The only reason he's doing this case is to catch and kill the roadrunner during the trial 385 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,600 That's not good 386 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,040 It's all just part of a plot 387 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:24,280 It's just using us so we'll put the bird on the witness stand if the roadrunner shows up to court 388 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:29,160 It'll be chaos. I'll look like a fool if the firm will fold. We'll be mattress salesmen 389 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:34,680 That's kind of demeaning to mattress salesmen fine. We'll be uh garbage men kevin 390 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,040 Okay garbage people my dad's garbage people 391 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:44,520 Okay, i'm just really nervous about letting wiley back into this courtroom without wiley. There's no trial with no trial 392 00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,480 There's no firm and without the firm we're gonna be broke 393 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:53,720 I hate to suggest lying to a dog, but you're gonna have to convince him that the roadrunner will be there 394 00:49:54,680 --> 00:50:01,480 Pete I was wrong see what you can find out about project sisyphus and how it's connected to acme great i'm already on it 395 00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:03,720 Okay 396 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,000 So 397 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,160 So 398 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,080 So 399 00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,320 So 400 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:50,780 Hi, I was just wondering if a dr. Laurie still lives here 401 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:02,680 Hey listen, you know, would you like some tea, dearie? 402 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:11,560 I'm tickled. It was a very happy marriage. He used to work long days 403 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:19,560 But would still come home and play the piano for me for hours because he knew how much I loved it 404 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:25,180 We had 87 years together. I am grateful 405 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:30,760 Um, when did dr. Laurie pass away if you don't mind me asking? Oh, he's not dead 406 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,080 He's missing 407 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:39,340 He went to work one day with our little bird and I never saw either of them again 408 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:46,920 They told me he ran off with his secretary, but I don't think so. His secretary was a penguin 409 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,440 What can you tell me about project sisyphus? 410 00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,080 So 411 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:08,600 What 412 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,600 Which day what? 413 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,000 Oh, which day is the roadrunner testifying? 414 00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:18,120 Any day now why do you have any particular reason for wanting to catch up with him? 415 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,440 Okay, well i'll keep you posted 416 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,160 I 417 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,880 Need this roadrunner 418 00:53:32,260 --> 00:53:34,260 Absolutely. Why exactly? 419 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:41,000 He's the only one that's seen every time this moron's used our products incorrect. I bet he's holding a grudge 420 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,580 Go out there and you bring him to me. How hard could it be to catch a bird? 421 00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,840 Do 422 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:11,960 Liar 423 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,440 Nobody's seen 424 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:28,440 Nobody's seen 425 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,440 Who is the Paywall? 426 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,440 Nobody's seen 427 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,440 Nobody's seen 428 00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,440 Hello 429 00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:58,440 My husband was the head inventor of animated products at Acne. 430 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,440 He was so excited when he got the job. 431 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:05,440 He wanted to make things that really helped cartoons. 432 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,440 Like the anti-lump pump. 433 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,440 An eraser of stinky lines. 434 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,440 Oh, and this anti-predator spray. 435 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,440 After a while, things changed. 436 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,440 He didn't like what was going on. 437 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,440 And then, he disappeared. 438 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:30,440 Recently, I've been getting phone calls. 439 00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,440 Sometimes they hang up. 440 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,440 But sometimes... 441 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,440 I don't know the man on the telephone. 442 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,440 I don't know where my dear husband went. 443 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:49,440 But I know Project Sisyphus is the reason he's gone. 444 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:56,440 Target acquired. Commence project roadkill in T-minus three, two, one. 445 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,440 Sir, the target is looking at us. 446 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,440 Why is the target looking at us? 447 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,440 We tweaked! We tweaked! 448 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,440 Did we catch him? 449 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,440 Did we catch him? 450 00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,440 Oh, my head is on fire! 451 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,440 Fire! 452 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:23,440 So, obviously, we hit a speed bump. 453 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,440 Does it itch? Yes. 454 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,440 But I'm afraid to touch it. 455 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,440 You, eyes and ears out there, what happened? 456 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,440 What did you see? 457 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,440 Well, I thought I'd talk. 458 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,440 You thought you'd talk? 459 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,440 I don't pay you to tink you talk. I pay you to talk. 460 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,440 I talk! 461 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,440 You talk or you taught you talk? 462 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,440 Because you just said you taught you talk. 463 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,440 I did. I did talk. 464 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,440 What did you teach? What did you talk? 465 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:58,440 A breakdown on the eastern perimeter. 466 00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:01,440 Ultimately, that's where he ran off. 467 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:05,440 That roadrunner is very, very fast, sir. 468 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,440 Step your game up, bird. They're getting too close. 469 00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,440 I don't just want them scared. I want them ruined. 470 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,440 I want them to stop digging around. 471 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,440 You know what happened to Dr. Laurie. 472 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,440 You want the same thing to happen to your granny. 473 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:21,440 No, please! I'll get him tonight. 474 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,440 I promise. 475 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:28,440 Hey, great job, big dog. 476 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,440 Shut up, Patches! 477 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,440 Absolutely, sir. I won't say another word. 478 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,440 I wish I could say more, 479 00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:39,440 but Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 480 00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:45,440 But Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 481 00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:54,440 But Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 482 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:59,440 But Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 483 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:17,440 Paige? Are you okay? 484 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:18,440 Oh, I'm totally fine. 485 00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:20,440 I've always kind of wanted to throw a bomb out of a window, 486 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,440 but there just never really was the right time. 487 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,440 Listen, Dr. Laurie's widow gave me this tape, 488 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,440 and I've listened to it a thousand times, 489 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,440 and there's something in the background. 490 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,440 But Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 491 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,440 That's the guy who called me. 492 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:36,440 Yeah, I know, but can you hear it? 493 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,440 I wish I could say more, 494 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:42,440 but Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 495 00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:45,440 Wait, Wiley! That's evident! 496 00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,440 Okay, that's enough. 497 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,440 Wiley, stop that. 498 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,440 Wiley, stop that. 499 00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:58,440 Is there some kind of plan to this? 500 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:07,440 There it is. 501 00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,440 Wait, I know this song. 502 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:11,440 From where? 503 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:12,440 I don't know. 504 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,440 It's like a TV show or an ad or... 505 00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,440 Wait. 506 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,440 Albuquerque's annual carrot festival. 507 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,440 Okay, what is that? 508 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:25,440 A festival of carrots in Albuquerque. 509 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,440 It happens every year annually. 510 00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,440 Hello? 511 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:44,440 Mystery caller? 512 00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:47,440 Mystery caller, who called me? 513 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,440 Tell him we're from Avery Jones and Maltese. 514 00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,440 We're from Avery Jones and Maltese. 515 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,440 You can show yourself at any time. 516 00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,440 So, uh, what is up, Doc? 517 00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,440 Who's there? 518 00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,440 I'll never tell you, Mac. 519 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,440 I'm a creature than I am, a shadow that moves. 520 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,440 You'll never figure out who I am. 521 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,440 Oh, my. Oh, heavens. 522 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,440 You've seen my face. Don't look at me. 523 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,440 I'm too... beautiful. 524 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:14,440 Mystery caller? 525 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,440 I tell you, the budgie has been bumbling 526 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,440 and stumbling your way through this case for weeks. 527 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,440 You're lucky you have me on your side. 528 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,440 Hey, you been followed? Got eyes on you? 529 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,440 Caught by a red light camera? Spotted by a drone? 530 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,440 Have you been bugged? 531 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,440 This is just getting embarrassing now. 532 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,440 Look, I got, like, a million questions for you. 533 01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,440 Why didn't you call again? 534 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:35,440 What happened to Dr. Laurie? 535 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,440 And what can you tell us about project systems? 536 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,440 Enough with the questions, counselor. 537 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,440 This calls for a flashback. 538 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,440 Dr. Laurie was the head inventor 539 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,440 of Acme cartoon products, you see. 540 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:49,440 He built some amazing things. 541 01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,440 Essentials, like the good change machine. 542 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,440 One day, they sent an executive from corporate 543 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,440 to oversee things. 544 01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,440 Guy was a real toy. 545 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:04,440 Suddenly, there was a lot of secrets. 546 01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,440 They called it Project Sisyphus. 547 01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,440 Under the new management, 548 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:14,440 the test became increasingly reckless. 549 01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,440 I'm not sure I understand. 550 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,440 What was it all for? 551 01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:21,440 They weren't inventing products for cartoons. 552 01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:25,440 They were using cartoons to invent products. 553 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,440 Dr. Laurie told them this was wrong 554 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,440 and that the tests were harmful to cartoons. 555 01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,440 He pleaded with them to put an end to it. 556 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:39,440 But instead, they put an end to him. 557 01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:41,440 Everyone who worked on Project Sisyphus 558 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,440 is either missing, 559 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,440 or forced to work for Acme, 560 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,440 or quacked. 561 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:49,440 And when did the program end? 562 01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:50,440 Don't you see? 563 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:51,440 It never ended. 564 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:53,440 It evolved. 565 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:57,440 Instead of testing dangerous products in the lab, 566 01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,440 they let them out into the real world. 567 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:00,440 Yes. 568 01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:01,440 Wiley's rocket skates. 569 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,440 They were designed to backfire. 570 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:04,440 Now you're getting it. 571 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,440 The more something breaks, 572 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,440 the more a cartoon gets hurt, 573 01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:12,440 the more data to make better Acme products for humans. 574 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,440 Exactly, exactly. 575 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,440 Wiley, you're what they call a high usage user. 576 01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,440 They let you boom and splat and bang 577 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,440 for years and years, 578 01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,440 knowing full well the toll. 579 01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:27,440 Would you testify to this in court? 580 01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:28,440 The world needs to hear this. 581 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:29,440 No, no, no. 582 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,440 You need someone on the inside to spill the beans. 583 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:34,440 Get the head of PR at Acme to testify. 584 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,440 He's a master of spin. 585 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:37,440 His name is... 586 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:38,440 Uh-oh. 587 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,440 That's my cue. 588 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,440 I think they got him. 589 01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:07,440 They didn't. 590 01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:08,440 Hey, if anyone asks, 591 01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:11,440 tell them you're informed it was a little hunter with a funny hat. 592 01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:12,440 We're all counting on you. 593 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,440 Bye. 594 01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:30,440 Yeah, that's great. 595 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:31,440 No one's gonna get through that door. 596 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,440 Any added security is great. 597 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,440 Will you tell us your role at Acme for the record? 598 01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:49,440 Okay, great. 599 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:51,440 If he says anything wrong, we'll get him out of here. 600 01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:52,440 Done. 601 01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:55,440 And what does your role as PR representative entail? 602 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,440 Acme. 603 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,440 So you have authority to speak for Acme. 604 01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:10,440 What can you tell us about Project Sisyphus? 605 01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:18,440 Mr. Devil, what is Project Sisyphus? 606 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:20,440 May I remind you, you are under oath. 607 01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:26,440 Put it... 608 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,440 Objection? 609 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,440 Counselors, approach the bench. 610 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,440 This case is turning my courtroom into a circus. 611 01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,440 They just ejected my witness. 612 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,440 We don't know that. 613 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:51,440 Couldn't agree more, Your Honor. 614 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,440 I'd like to file a motion to exclude all evidence 615 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,440 submitted by the prosecution. 616 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,440 Say the original pair of rocketskates. 617 01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:57,440 All else is overreaching. 618 01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:58,440 Motion granted. 619 01:04:58,440 --> 01:04:59,440 Are you kidding? 620 01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:00,440 Thank you, Your Honor. 621 01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:02,440 Now in response, I'd like to file a motion for dismissal 622 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,440 due to lack of evidence. 623 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:05,440 Motion granted. 624 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:06,440 I'm tired of all this bunk. 625 01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,440 You're not allowed to say that. 626 01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,440 That's the beauty of being a judge. 627 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,440 I can say whatever I want. 628 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,440 Miss trial, there, I said it. 629 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:15,440 Case dismissed. 630 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,440 Case dismissed. 631 01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:26,440 I have a comment. 632 01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:29,440 What happened in there was a miscarriage of justice, 633 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,440 but it was not a surprise. 634 01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:33,440 The Acme Corporation has knowingly 635 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:35,440 been putting dangerous products 636 01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:38,440 into the hands of cartoons for decades. 637 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,440 Acme has gone to great lengths 638 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,440 to cover up an insidious plot 639 01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:44,440 that they call Project Sisyphus. 640 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:48,440 They have threatened the safety of myself and my client. 641 01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:52,440 They have threatened the safety of myself and my client. 642 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,440 Look, bombs, boulders, pianos, 643 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:58,440 they will stop at nothing. 644 01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,440 But myself and my associates, 645 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:03,440 we will keep fighting. 646 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,440 I mean, these companies think they can do 647 01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,440 whatever they want and get away with all of it. 648 01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,440 Because they do. 649 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:10,440 We're sick of it. 650 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,440 And it stops now. 651 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:15,440 So we're getting ready to launch a... 652 01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,440 Excuse me. 653 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,440 Moment. Excuse me. 654 01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:21,440 Wally! 655 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:23,440 More chaos in court today after the Acme trial 656 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:25,440 was dismissed by the very fair 657 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,440 and honorable Judge Tropogrosso. 658 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:29,440 The plaintiffs made their objections known 659 01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:32,440 by wrestling a six-foot cartoon rocket. 660 01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:33,440 It's all good. 661 01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:35,440 Nothing to see here. 662 01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:39,440 Is that your car? 663 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:46,440 Hey, Paige. 664 01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:47,440 Have you seen? 665 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:48,440 What? 666 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:49,440 Your speech. 667 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:50,440 It's the number one trending news item 668 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:51,440 in the country right now. 669 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:52,440 It's everywhere. 670 01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:53,440 What? 671 01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:54,440 Do you like Miss Paige? 672 01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:56,440 Well, and the car exploding, 673 01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:58,440 I think, is a part of it. 674 01:06:58,440 --> 01:06:59,440 Mr. Avery! 675 01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:00,440 Mr. Avery! 676 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:01,440 Mr. Avery! 677 01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:02,440 How you gonna go? 678 01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:03,440 Mr. Avery! 679 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:04,440 Mr. Avery! 680 01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:05,440 Any comment? 681 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:06,440 No comment. 682 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,440 No comment. 683 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:08,440 No comment. 684 01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:09,440 No comment. 685 01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:10,440 No comment. 686 01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:11,440 No comment. 687 01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:12,440 No comment. 688 01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:13,440 No comment. 689 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:14,440 Mr. Avery! 690 01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:15,440 Mr. Avery! 691 01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:16,440 Any comment on Congress 692 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:17,440 agreeing to hear your case? 693 01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,440 Uh, uh, Congress? 694 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:20,440 Thoughts on Foghorn Lykorn 695 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:21,440 agreeing to testify. 696 01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:23,440 No, did you say Congress? 697 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:24,440 They're putting Acme under the microscope. 698 01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:26,440 You're going to D.C. 699 01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,440 We're going to D.C.? 700 01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,440 We're going to D.C.? 701 01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,440 Uh, okay, well, uh, 702 01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:34,440 no, no comment. 703 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:35,440 Mr. Avery! 704 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:36,440 Mr. Avery! 705 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:37,440 Mr. Avery! 706 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:42,440 Wait. 707 01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:43,440 Where are you going? 708 01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:45,440 What? 709 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,440 Wiley, no. 710 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:47,440 You can't go. 711 01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:48,440 I need you in D.C. 712 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,440 I mean, this is the big showdown. 713 01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:51,440 If you don't show up, 714 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:52,440 there's no hearing. 715 01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:54,440 This whole thing will have been for nothing. 716 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,440 The rubber runner will be there. 717 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:01,440 Yeah, of course. 718 01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:02,440 He'll be there. 719 01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:04,440 Yeah, he's coming. 720 01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:06,440 I promise. 721 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:09,440 So, come on. 722 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:10,440 What do you say? 723 01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:12,440 The whole world will be what? 724 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:14,440 And he'll be there. 725 01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:21,440 All right. 726 01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:22,440 Okay, come on. 727 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:23,440 Let's go. 728 01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:41,440 Mr. Avery! 729 01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:43,440 Mr. Avery, how's the water? 730 01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:47,440 What initially seemed to be a case of routine product malfunction 731 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:51,440 has turned into a David versus Goliath tale as old as time. 732 01:08:51,440 --> 01:08:54,440 Would like to wish our furry little friend good luck in D.C. 733 01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:55,440 We're rooting for you, Wiley, 734 01:08:55,440 --> 01:08:58,440 and we always were from day one. 735 01:08:58,440 --> 01:09:01,440 When a company is this successful, 736 01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:04,440 there's always someone looking to tear it down, 737 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:07,440 but our hands are clean. 738 01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:10,440 Five attendants prepare for landing. 739 01:09:10,440 --> 01:09:13,440 Sorry about that initial wrong turn out of Albuquerque, folks. 740 01:09:28,440 --> 01:09:29,440 This is it. 741 01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:30,440 No more warnings. 742 01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:32,440 I don't care if you kidnap him, run him out of town, 743 01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:33,440 or throw him down a hole. 744 01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:36,440 Wiley Coyote will not be at the hearing tomorrow. 745 01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:37,440 Are we clear? 746 01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:38,440 Yes, boss. 747 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:39,440 We'll clear. 748 01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:41,440 Please be quiet. 749 01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:42,440 I'm sorry. 750 01:09:42,440 --> 01:09:43,440 I'm sorry. 751 01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:44,440 I'm sorry. 752 01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:45,440 I'm sorry. 753 01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:46,440 I'm sorry. 754 01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:47,440 I'm sorry. 755 01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:48,440 I'm sorry. 756 01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:49,440 I'm sorry. 757 01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:50,440 I'm sorry. 758 01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:51,440 I'm sorry. 759 01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:52,440 I'm sorry. 760 01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:53,440 I'm sorry. 761 01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:54,440 I'm sorry. 762 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:55,440 I'm sorry. 763 01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:56,440 I'm sorry. 764 01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:57,440 I'm sorry. 765 01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:00,440 Wiley, please be quiet. 766 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,440 Look, I promise you what I have to do 767 01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:06,440 is more important than what you have to do. 768 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:18,440 There's been a change of plans. 769 01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,440 Look, he... 770 01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:26,440 he couldn't make it, right? 771 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:30,440 He made it. 772 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:39,440 Okay, fine. 773 01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:41,440 You think I would drag the Road Runner out here 774 01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:44,440 so you could destroy me in front of the entire world? 775 01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:46,440 Yeah, I know you just wanted him in that courtroom 776 01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:48,440 so you could catch him and eat him. 777 01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:50,440 Why would I help you do that? 778 01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:52,440 Okay, yeah. 779 01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:53,440 I lied. 780 01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:54,440 I lied. 781 01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:56,440 I needed you to stay with this case. 782 01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:58,940 Huh? You misled me. 783 01:10:58,980 --> 01:11:01,440 You made me think that this case was about something. 784 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:02,980 And it is! 785 01:11:03,020 --> 01:11:05,180 You know, this is way bigger than the Road Runner. 786 01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:07,820 Did you not even process what the rabbit said? 787 01:11:07,860 --> 01:11:10,220 You're a high-usage user. 788 01:11:10,260 --> 01:11:11,820 I mean, look at all this stuff. 789 01:11:11,860 --> 01:11:13,320 You're addicted. 790 01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,860 Every explosion, every time you fell 791 01:11:15,900 --> 01:11:19,260 to the bottom of a canyon, Acme wanted that. 792 01:11:19,300 --> 01:11:22,100 You know, I changed around my whole life for you. 793 01:11:22,140 --> 01:11:23,640 My entire routine. 794 01:11:23,660 --> 01:11:25,500 You're probably all gonna blow up in my face 795 01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:27,660 because you wanted a drumstick. 796 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:30,300 Oh, myself? 797 01:11:30,340 --> 01:11:33,840 You have only cared about your plan this entire time. 798 01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:35,540 Oh, the Road Runner, the Road Runner. 799 01:11:35,580 --> 01:11:37,480 I'm so sick of this Road Runner. 800 01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:40,240 You're never gonna catch him! 801 01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:45,320 Okay? 802 01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:48,280 You just... You really aren't. 803 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,320 Just stop trying. 804 01:11:56,460 --> 01:11:58,460 Yeah? 805 01:11:58,500 --> 01:12:00,500 Hey, Kev. Look, I didn't want to have to tell you 806 01:12:00,540 --> 01:12:03,500 this right before the hearing, but, uh... 807 01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:07,540 we've spent every last cent on this trial. 808 01:12:07,580 --> 01:12:08,840 We're out of money. 809 01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:10,380 So, what does that mean? 810 01:12:10,420 --> 01:12:13,280 It means unless there's some kind of miracle, 811 01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:15,880 there's not gonna be a firm to come back to. 812 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:20,120 I made you guys appointments to donate plasma next week. 813 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:22,620 I can't go. 814 01:12:22,660 --> 01:12:24,660 I don't want to put this kind of pressure on you, 815 01:12:24,660 --> 01:12:27,660 we just thought you should know. 816 01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:29,700 Okay. 817 01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:48,720 Damn it. 818 01:12:54,660 --> 01:12:56,580 She's here. 819 01:13:24,660 --> 01:13:27,000 Ela. 820 01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:29,780 You missed. 821 01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:33,680 Well done, efficiency-wise. 822 01:13:36,740 --> 01:13:38,100 Lucky. 823 01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:42,160 Uh, I'm trying to become more... 824 01:13:42,820 --> 01:13:45,320 You look weird. 825 01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:50,320 You missed! 826 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,320 Wiley! Wiley! 827 01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:20,320 Oh boy. 828 01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:50,320 Wiley! 829 01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:13,320 Grab my hand! I'm trying to save you! 830 01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:18,320 Stop! 831 01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:38,320 Look, Wiley, I'm sorry! I made a mistake! 832 01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:41,320 Wait! Wait, Wiley! 833 01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:45,320 Oh no! Oh no! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 834 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:14,320 Uh, what is to hold up? 835 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:17,320 He's in the bathroom. 836 01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:28,320 Take care of him. 837 01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:30,320 It's like you had a rough night, huh? 838 01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:33,320 Oh, thanks for your believable concern. 839 01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,320 Come on, do you really want to go out there? 840 01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:39,320 I mean, with those cameras? 841 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:42,320 The pressure? 842 01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:47,320 What is it? 843 01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:50,320 I don't know. 844 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:53,320 What is it? 845 01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:56,320 I don't know. 846 01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:58,320 What is this? 847 01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:02,320 It's everything you ever wanted. Freedom from responsibility. 848 01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:07,320 It's no strings attached. That is under the table. It's for you. 849 01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:09,320 All I gotta do is walk out the store right now. 850 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:14,320 I mean, come on. I really want to just keep doing the same thing over and over again. 851 01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:18,320 Try, fail, try, fail. Expecting a different result. 852 01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:25,320 I just realized that, uh, yeah, I do. 853 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:28,320 I do. 854 01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:35,320 You get the gist. 855 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,320 Oh my god, you look like a stuntman. 856 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,320 Is Wiley here? 857 01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:50,320 He's not with you? 858 01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:54,320 I haven't seen him since we were going 80 miles an hour on the highway strapped to a refrigerator. 859 01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:57,320 What the hell? I thought you guys were in the hotel room next to me. I feel so left out. 860 01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:03,320 I really screwed up. He knows the rotator's not coming. He knows I lied. 861 01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:09,320 Oh, my jerk. I should have been honest with him. It just seemed easier. 862 01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:14,320 Mr. Avery, thank you for joining us today. 863 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:20,320 We are here to determine whether or not Acme products are a danger to society. 864 01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:22,320 Where is your client? 865 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:27,320 I'm, uh, not entirely sure, to be honest. 866 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:33,320 Senator Fudd, the fact that Mr. Coyote hasn't deemed it necessary to grace us with his presence at the scheduled time 867 01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:36,320 should tell you all you need to know about his character. 868 01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:39,320 I think this does tell us a lot. 869 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:43,320 Look, my client has a long history with Acme. 870 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:48,320 He's been using their products, sorry, products for decades. 871 01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:51,320 Why is that? If they're so... dangerous. 872 01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:54,320 Well, he doesn't have a choice, really. 873 01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:59,320 Acme has a monopoly over all the tools required for Mr. Coyote's work. 874 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:04,320 His work? I have hear that he's unemployed and living in a cave. 875 01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:09,320 Truth, truth. It's a fact. 876 01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:11,320 No, no, no, no. 877 01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:17,320 Pursuant to Sylvester V. Gonzalez, chased by Predator is a legal occupation under the law. 878 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:21,320 He may not get a salary, but he works. 879 01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:26,320 In fact, he's one of the most hard-working people I've ever met. 880 01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:28,320 And he's brave. 881 01:19:29,320 --> 01:19:33,320 He will walk out onto the tiniest rope over the largest canyon. 882 01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:38,320 He'll straddle a rocket that he's glued handlebars to without batting an eye. 883 01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:39,320 I mean... 884 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:43,320 Sorry. 885 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:49,320 Look, when Mr. Coyote first walked into my office, 886 01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:52,320 I was the laziest person you could ever imagine. 887 01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:57,320 I didn't want to work. I didn't want to try anything. 888 01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:01,320 Because deep down, I didn't want to fail. 889 01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:04,320 But he's not afraid of that. 890 01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:08,320 No matter what happens, he picks himself up. 891 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:12,320 He tries again and again and again and again. 892 01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:15,320 He would never think of quitting. 893 01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:20,320 He wakes up every morning with purpose and with hope. 894 01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:24,320 And I think everyone should be inspired by that. 895 01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:28,320 I know I am. 896 01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:36,320 You don't need signs anymore. 897 01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:38,320 Thank you for telling me that. 898 01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:44,320 Mr. Weghorn, thank you for taking the time for a mere busy schedule. 899 01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:49,320 Now we've requested that Mr. Avery asks you a few questions today. 900 01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:53,320 I've been studying this guy for a long time. 901 01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:55,320 He's a genius. 902 01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:57,320 He's a genius. 903 01:20:58,320 --> 01:20:59,320 He's a genius. 904 01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:01,320 He's a genius. 905 01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:04,320 I've been studying this guy in interviews. 906 01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:06,320 He's a blowhard. He's a huge ego. 907 01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:08,320 Here I am, son. 908 01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:11,320 All right, I can work with him. 909 01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:12,320 I can work with him. 910 01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:34,320 Mr. Weghorn, are you aware of the ACME program known as Project Sisyphus? 911 01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:37,320 I am familiar with the name. 912 01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:42,320 Okay, and how would you explain the type of program that it is to this committee? 913 01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:45,320 Why, it's one of research and development. 914 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:50,320 Great, so you're constantly innovating your cartoon product line to make it better. 915 01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:52,320 Yes, sir. 916 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:53,320 Okay, that makes sense. 917 01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:58,320 But if you're studying these products so closely, why are they malfunctioning so frequently? 918 01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:00,320 That sounds like something you might tinker with. 919 01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:04,320 Well, son, business is complex. 920 01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:11,320 Okay, now does any of the information that you get from Project Sisyphus go into developing the human line? 921 01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:13,320 Sure, sure. 922 01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:14,320 Okay, so you admit it. 923 01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:16,320 He just admitted it. Did you hear that? 924 01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:18,320 He admitted it. 925 01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:23,320 You're intentionally giving dangerous products to cartoons, willfully causing pain to millions in this process. 926 01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:28,320 Do you think progress isn't worth a little pain, a little discomfort? 927 01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:32,320 It is, son, it always has been. 928 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:37,320 Besides, nothing we've done today or any other day is illegal. 929 01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,320 Isn't that right, Mr. Cray? 930 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:42,320 Absolutely, absolutely. 931 01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:46,320 The law is completely on our side here and so is the popular opinion. 932 01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:47,320 Thank you, Mr. Cray. 933 01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:48,320 Mr. Langhorne. 934 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,320 And another thing. 935 01:22:49,320 --> 01:22:50,320 Take a seat, son. 936 01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:53,320 I'm asking the questions here. 937 01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:55,320 Take a seat, son. 938 01:22:58,320 --> 01:23:00,320 There's nothing cuter than this, prosecutor. 939 01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:07,320 I am reminded of my days as a little rooster. 940 01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:11,320 I am reminded of my days as a little rooster. 941 01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:19,320 I am reminded of my days as a little rooster on the poultry farm where I learned a valuable lesson. 942 01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:23,320 Cartoons are resilient. 943 01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:27,320 Hit us with a mallet, throw us off a cliff. 944 01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:29,320 We can take it. 945 01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:35,320 Speaking as a cartoon, I think it can even be a little bit funny. 946 01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:37,320 Am I right? 947 01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:46,320 So what's a little pain for the greater good? 948 01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:51,320 Pain is a part of life and it's valuable. 949 01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:55,320 You like that comfortable rubber in those shoes there, don't you, son? 950 01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:57,320 Well, that's duty-free. 951 01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:03,320 We developed it by bouncing it one million times off the face of a cartoon. 952 01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:08,320 Those tornado pills became jet propellers. 953 01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:10,320 That high-speed tonic got us to the moon. 954 01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:16,320 So, yes, yes, our cartoon products sometimes do explode. 955 01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:19,320 Sometimes they do backfire. 956 01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:26,320 Sometimes they push the boundaries of gravity and science. 957 01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:32,320 But do you all want to live in a world without new, without progress? 958 01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:35,320 Now, what is it you always say, Mr. Crane? 959 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:39,320 You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. 960 01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:42,320 Well, that's right. 961 01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:53,320 And in this case, if that egg is some lowlife, cave-bwelling desert dog with no connections, no family, no friends, I'm sorry, but so be it. 962 01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:55,320 No harm, no foul. 963 01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:58,320 That is not an accurate depiction of my client. 964 01:24:58,320 --> 01:25:04,320 Well, I was under the impression that no one would speak on his behalf apart from his lawyer. 965 01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:11,320 Is there anyone in the whole wide world who cares what happens to the coyote at all? 966 01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:51,320 Mr. Runner, we will be asking you a series of yes or no questions. 967 01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:54,320 Two beeps for yes, one beep for no. 968 01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:56,320 Do you understand? 969 01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:57,320 Beep, beep. 970 01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,320 Are you a bird? 971 01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:05,320 Beep, beep. 972 01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:06,320 Are you easy to catch? 973 01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:08,320 Beep. 974 01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:09,320 Okay, good. 975 01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:14,320 Are you familiar with a Mr. Wile E. Coyote? 976 01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:16,320 Beep, beep. 977 01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:24,320 Have you witnessed Mr. Coyote using any acne products while in your presence in the desert? 978 01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:25,320 Beep, beep. 979 01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:32,320 Have those products always failed? 980 01:26:33,320 --> 01:26:34,320 Beep, beep. 981 01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:42,320 Mr. Runner, have you been a witness to Mr. Coyote's pain and suffering? 982 01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:46,320 Beep, beep. 983 01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:53,320 Yeah, me too. 984 01:26:54,320 --> 01:27:00,320 Would you call him a friend? 985 01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:02,320 Beep, beep. 986 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:07,320 Well, thank you, Mr. Runner, thank you for coming here today. 987 01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:10,320 Did you have something additional you'd like to say? 988 01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:12,320 Beep, beep. 989 01:27:12,320 --> 01:27:15,320 All right, the floor is yours to add to the record. 990 01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:17,320 The floor is yours to add to the record. 991 01:27:28,320 --> 01:27:30,320 Are you coming back? 992 01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:49,320 Mr. Avery, I must admit, I am very, very moved. 993 01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:56,320 However, you have offered no proof of Acme's culpability 994 01:27:56,320 --> 01:28:00,320 other than the pain and suffering of this one singular coyote. 995 01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:03,320 Therefore, as much as it pains me, 996 01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:05,320 you leave me no other choice. 997 01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:07,320 I will not allow you to do so. 998 01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:09,320 I will not allow you to do so. 999 01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:11,320 I will not allow you to do so. 1000 01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:13,320 Therefore, as much as it pains me, 1001 01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:15,320 you leave me no other choice. 1002 01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:19,320 All in agreement to dismiss this investigation say aye. 1003 01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:21,320 Aye. 1004 01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:31,320 Try, fail. 1005 01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:36,320 Well, no hard feelings, boys. 1006 01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:38,320 It's a tough world out there. 1007 01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:40,320 Better luck next time. 1008 01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:42,320 I think those are the birds you're looking for. 1009 01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:48,320 Go for it. 1010 01:29:10,320 --> 01:29:12,320 Go for it. 1011 01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:39,320 Proposterous, I say, preposterous. 1012 01:29:39,320 --> 01:29:41,320 Watch your tongue. 1013 01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:43,320 Get me out of here. 1014 01:29:43,320 --> 01:29:45,320 I want justice. 1015 01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:47,320 If anyone is live streaming, I will be live suing. 1016 01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:49,320 Do you understand? 1017 01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:51,320 I have a medical condition. 1018 01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:53,320 I'm medically more important than all of you. 1019 01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:55,320 Okay, seriously, guys, no pictures. 1020 01:29:55,320 --> 01:29:57,320 Get back here, Avery. 1021 01:29:57,320 --> 01:29:59,320 You can't walk away from me in a suit like that. 1022 01:29:59,320 --> 01:30:01,320 Do you know how much I'm worth? 1023 01:30:01,320 --> 01:30:03,320 Don't you laugh, son. 1024 01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:05,320 I don't pay you to laugh. 1025 01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:11,320 Well, we tried. 1026 01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:13,320 We tried. 1027 01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:15,320 And thank you both for pushing me. 1028 01:30:19,320 --> 01:30:21,320 Wait. 1029 01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:23,320 What's going on? 1030 01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:31,320 Hey, look! 1031 01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:33,320 It's the lawyers! 1032 01:30:33,320 --> 01:30:35,320 The lawyers! 1033 01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:37,320 The lawyers! 1034 01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:39,320 It's the lawyers! 1035 01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:41,320 They're here! 1036 01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:47,320 Thank you for what you've done. 1037 01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:01,320 What is this? 1038 01:31:01,320 --> 01:31:03,320 They all want to sue Acme. 1039 01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:05,320 Even after how poorly you did. 1040 01:31:07,320 --> 01:31:09,320 They trust you. 1041 01:31:09,320 --> 01:31:11,320 Avery Jones and Maltese. 1042 01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:13,320 Hey! 1043 01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:15,320 Can you believe that? 1044 01:31:15,320 --> 01:31:17,320 Oh, something's in your office. 1045 01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:19,320 Apparently, it's very important. 1046 01:31:19,320 --> 01:31:21,320 We got it. 1047 01:31:27,320 --> 01:31:29,320 Hey, counselor. You put up a good fight at congress. 1048 01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:31,320 But nothing says guilty 1049 01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:33,320 better than some cold, hard evidence. 1050 01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:35,320 Here's a gift from yours truly 1051 01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:37,320 from inside the doors at Acme. 1052 01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:41,320 What's this? 1053 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:43,320 About five years worth of cases. 1054 01:31:43,320 --> 01:31:45,320 Looks like we got our work cut out for us. 1055 01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:47,320 Shocking new developments 1056 01:31:47,320 --> 01:31:49,320 in the unfolding Acme case today. 1057 01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:51,320 Newly leaked footage from 1058 01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:53,320 Project Sisyphus triggered a 1059 01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:55,320 pre-dawn raid on company headquarters 1060 01:31:55,320 --> 01:31:57,320 that quickly led to the arrest 1061 01:31:57,320 --> 01:31:59,320 of Buddy Crane, Acme's chief 1062 01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:01,320 legal counsel and CEO 1063 01:32:01,320 --> 01:32:03,320 Foghorn Leghorn, for their 1064 01:32:03,320 --> 01:32:05,320 participation in the alleged misconduct. 1065 01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:07,320 I'm a cage-free rooster! 1066 01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:09,320 Also at the scene, investigators 1067 01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:11,320 rescued Dr. Peter Lorry, 1068 01:32:11,320 --> 01:32:13,320 an Acme scientist who went missing 1069 01:32:13,320 --> 01:32:15,320 over 30 years ago. 1070 01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:17,320 His upcoming testimony regarding 1071 01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:19,320 Project Sisyphus promises to bring 1072 01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:21,320 the truth to light. 1073 01:32:21,320 --> 01:32:23,320 Oh, dearie! 1074 01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:53,320 Don't be a stranger. 1075 01:33:21,320 --> 01:33:23,320 What's this? 1076 01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:25,320 About five years worth of cases. 1077 01:33:25,320 --> 01:33:27,320 Shocking new developments 1078 01:33:27,320 --> 01:33:29,320 in the unfolding Acme case today. 1079 01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:31,320 Newly leaked footage from 1080 01:33:31,320 --> 01:33:33,320 Project Sisyphus triggered a 1081 01:33:33,320 --> 01:33:35,320 pre-dawn raid on company headquarters 1082 01:33:35,320 --> 01:33:37,320 that quickly led to the arrest 1083 01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:39,320 of Buddy Crane, Acme's chief 1084 01:33:39,320 --> 01:33:41,320 legal counsel and CEO 1085 01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:43,320 Foghorn Leghorn, for their 1086 01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:45,320 participation in the alleged misconduct. 1087 01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:47,320 I'm a cage-free rooster! 1088 01:33:47,320 --> 01:33:49,320 Also at the scene, investigators 1089 01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:51,320 ... 1090 01:34:07,320 --> 01:34:09,320 Well, sky's the limit. 1091 01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:13,320 Sky's the limit. 1092 01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:21,320 Sky's the limit. 1093 01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:25,320 Breaking rocks in a hot sun. 1094 01:34:25,320 --> 01:34:27,320 I fought for law and 1095 01:34:27,320 --> 01:34:29,320 the law won. 1096 01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:31,320 I fought for law and 1097 01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:33,320 the law won. 1098 01:34:33,320 --> 01:34:35,320 I needed money, God, I had none. 1099 01:34:35,320 --> 01:34:37,320 I fought for law and 1100 01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:39,320 the law won. 1101 01:34:39,320 --> 01:34:41,320 I fought for law and 1102 01:34:41,320 --> 01:34:43,320 the law won. 1103 01:34:43,320 --> 01:34:45,320 I left my baby and it feels so bad. 1104 01:34:45,320 --> 01:34:47,320 I guess my race is run. 1105 01:34:47,320 --> 01:34:49,320 She's the best girl 1106 01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:51,320 that I ever had. 1107 01:34:51,320 --> 01:34:53,320 I fought for law and 1108 01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:55,320 the law won. 1109 01:34:55,320 --> 01:34:57,320 I fought for law and 1110 01:35:17,320 --> 01:35:19,320 the law won. 1111 01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:21,320 I fought for law and 1112 01:35:21,320 --> 01:35:23,320 the law won. 1113 01:35:23,320 --> 01:35:25,320 I left my baby and it feels so bad. 1114 01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:27,320 I guess my race is run. 1115 01:35:27,320 --> 01:35:29,320 She's the best girl that I ever had. 1116 01:35:29,320 --> 01:35:31,320 I fought for law and 1117 01:35:31,320 --> 01:35:33,320 the law won. 1118 01:35:33,320 --> 01:35:35,320 I fought for law and 1119 01:35:35,320 --> 01:35:37,320 the law won. 1120 01:35:37,320 --> 01:35:39,320 I lost my gold and 1121 01:35:39,320 --> 01:35:41,320 I lost my phone. 1122 01:35:41,320 --> 01:35:43,320 I fought for law and 1123 01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:45,320 the law won. 1124 01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:51,320 I left my baby and it feels so bad, I guess my race is run 1125 01:35:51,320 --> 01:35:55,320 She's the best girl I've ever had 1126 01:35:55,320 --> 01:36:00,320 I fought the Lord and the Lord won, I fought the Lord and the 1127 01:36:00,320 --> 01:36:26,320 I fought the Lord and the Lord won I fought the Lord and ah, the law won 1128 01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:33,040 I fought the law and I'll lower it. 1129 01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:36,000 I fought the law and I'll lower it. 1130 01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:39,180 I fought the law and I'll lower it. 1131 01:36:39,180 --> 01:36:42,340 I fought the law and I'll lower it. 1132 01:36:42,340 --> 01:36:49,340 I fought the law and I'll lower it. 1133 01:42:30,320 --> 01:42:32,320 Thank you.