1 00:00:12,995 --> 00:00:14,000 Hector. 2 00:00:16,730 --> 00:00:19,518 -You were tripping on mayonnaise. -Like this? 3 00:00:20,669 --> 00:00:22,910 Are you really going to ejaculate in a test tube? 4 00:00:23,684 --> 00:00:26,016 Yes. I'll try. 5 00:00:26,490 --> 00:00:29,358 Can you cum fast? I never can. 6 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:32,152 Last night it took me an hour. 7 00:00:32,540 --> 00:00:35,752 One hour! It never ended. And for what? 8 00:00:36,343 --> 00:00:39,060 A little orgasm of nothing. Four seconds! 9 00:00:39,813 --> 00:00:42,050 I expect more from life. 10 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:44,232 You're just exhausted and without a boyfriend. 11 00:00:48,866 --> 00:00:51,198 There's chemistry going on between the new resident and me. 12 00:00:55,081 --> 00:00:56,367 -Hello, doctor. -Hello. 13 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:59,120 -They need you in Cubicle One. -Hi, Malik. 14 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,310 Hello. 15 00:01:01,216 --> 00:01:05,026 I'm switching to electronic cigarettes. Want to try it? 16 00:01:05,629 --> 00:01:06,630 No thanks. 17 00:01:06,841 --> 00:01:09,026 My grandfather needed a stroke to stop smoking. 18 00:01:13,518 --> 00:01:15,690 You remind him of his grandfather! 19 00:01:20,201 --> 00:01:21,266 I can't answer this one. 20 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,429 Woman, 38 years old, thigh cut. 21 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,352 -Too basic for your skills? -I have my reasons. 22 00:01:31,653 --> 00:01:33,413 -Do you know her? -Please! 23 00:01:33,709 --> 00:01:36,706 Jérôme is off after dealing with three polytraumas. 24 00:01:37,241 --> 00:01:40,490 The idiot intern broke the leg skateboarding, 25 00:01:40,730 --> 00:01:42,361 His replacement hasn't arrived yet, 26 00:01:42,681 --> 00:01:45,696 we are short of staff and I finished my shift. 27 00:01:46,035 --> 00:01:47,044 You have no choice. 28 00:01:49,487 --> 00:01:50,890 Malik, wait! 29 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:56,361 How am I? Handsome for my age? 30 00:01:57,070 --> 00:01:58,096 How old are you? 31 00:02:01,949 --> 00:02:03,635 Tetanus vaccine? 32 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:09,795 You were the one against vaccines when I was little. 33 00:02:13,413 --> 00:02:14,823 I just want you to stop. 34 00:02:16,724 --> 00:02:17,746 Good morning, Louise. 35 00:02:30,244 --> 00:02:32,780 What happened? I think hospitals scare me. 36 00:02:33,235 --> 00:02:34,503 It's just stress. 37 00:02:35,346 --> 00:02:36,484 His vitals are fine. 38 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:40,020 No vascular damage. 39 00:02:41,186 --> 00:02:43,610 Malik, I need the nitrous oxide. 40 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:45,598 How did you do this? 41 00:02:46,336 --> 00:02:50,060 Preparing a restaurant to open. It was a piece of metal. 42 00:02:52,195 --> 00:02:53,906 I'll sew it up and you can go home. 43 00:02:58,380 --> 00:03:00,386 How crazy. Are you really a doctor? 44 00:03:03,413 --> 00:03:05,900 After doing so much nonsense in your first year! 45 00:03:09,112 --> 00:03:11,149 Thanks. I don't need you anymore. 46 00:03:16,201 --> 00:03:17,690 All good? Am I not hurting you? 47 00:03:18,238 --> 00:03:21,284 I'm high! What did you give me? 48 00:03:22,423 --> 00:03:25,407 A gas that sedates you so I can give you the points. 49 00:03:28,423 --> 00:03:29,666 Don't move! 50 00:03:34,656 --> 00:03:35,660 Good thing? 51 00:03:36,392 --> 00:03:37,493 That is great! 52 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:45,586 I want to claw your eyes out. 53 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:51,487 I want to tear out your eyes for 20 years. 54 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,340 Continue, doctor, please. 55 00:04:03,616 --> 00:04:04,933 Didn't you have a mole here? 56 00:04:08,576 --> 00:04:09,647 It's on the other leg. 57 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:15,560 Here. 58 00:04:17,161 --> 00:04:18,176 Remember now? 59 00:04:32,921 --> 00:04:33,930 See you later. 60 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:36,940 Let's go! 61 00:04:36,989 --> 00:04:38,835 I know I'm late, sorry. 62 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,946 -Sorry. -Finally! 63 00:04:48,263 --> 00:04:49,270 Are you ready? 64 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,030 One hundred percent! 65 00:04:52,718 --> 00:04:54,060 I'm ready too. 66 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:55,838 Inseminate me! 67 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:07,390 MY TWO LOVES 68 00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:22,980 BRUSSELS FERTILITY CLINIC 69 00:05:45,469 --> 00:05:46,470 What's up? 70 00:05:47,352 --> 00:05:48,552 -Ready? -I am unable. 71 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:52,564 -What do you mean "I can't"? -I just can't do it! 72 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:55,949 -Focus. -I concentrated, for 45 minutes! 73 00:05:56,663 --> 00:05:58,410 Maybe you have subconscious doubts. 74 00:05:58,740 --> 00:06:01,364 -Doubts? -No! It is difficult! 75 00:06:01,407 --> 00:06:04,496 Do you think it's easy? It's like being at work. 76 00:06:05,647 --> 00:06:07,555 -You have to help him. -Is this allowed? 77 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:17,161 Hello. 78 00:06:17,820 --> 00:06:19,469 I would like to ask you something. 79 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:23,830 Hello. 80 00:06:45,290 --> 00:06:46,484 -Shall we? -Wait! 81 00:06:48,392 --> 00:06:50,736 We are saying goodbye to our previous lives. 82 00:06:51,832 --> 00:06:52,853 Are you sure? 83 00:06:54,478 --> 00:06:55,480 I'm scared. 84 00:06:56,730 --> 00:06:58,423 Imagine the stories that we are going to tell the baby. 85 00:06:59,746 --> 00:07:01,924 "Your mom's girlfriend dumped her." 86 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,660 Stop! I was the one who left her. 87 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:07,413 "Her girlfriend didn't want a baby, 88 00:07:07,586 --> 00:07:11,930 so she had a with your childhood friend." 89 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:15,376 "Your first daddy couldn't cum, 90 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:18,004 and his second daddy had to help him. 91 00:07:19,493 --> 00:07:20,500 And you were born." 92 00:07:21,426 --> 00:07:22,430 Can we do this? 93 00:07:27,087 --> 00:07:30,823 It's true that, raising your legs, Does sperm work faster? 94 00:07:31,678 --> 00:07:34,004 Yes, definitely. 95 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:36,275 Yes, I was told that. 96 00:07:50,180 --> 00:07:54,310 ONE WEEK LATER 97 00:08:04,915 --> 00:08:06,484 It brings back memories. 98 00:08:07,192 --> 00:08:11,013 -When we had sex for the first time. -Yes, your father caught us in bed. 99 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:15,567 There are so many memories! 100 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:19,007 And now 20 years have passed. 101 00:08:19,549 --> 00:08:21,512 One time, you pretended you didn't see me. 102 00:08:24,730 --> 00:08:25,740 Are you still mad at me? 103 00:08:26,755 --> 00:08:30,047 After you, I never let anyone leave me again. 104 00:08:30,601 --> 00:08:32,429 How many girls' hearts have you broken? 105 00:08:36,521 --> 00:08:37,807 I'll have the same, please. 106 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:42,626 And this restaurant story? 107 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:45,733 It's a wine bar that serves food. 108 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:48,201 -With you cooking? -Yes. 109 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:50,435 -Here it is. -Thanks. 110 00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:55,740 I remember a noodle with a disgusting face and a worse taste! 111 00:08:55,820 --> 00:08:59,653 I was 18 years old. At this age, you don't make perfect pasta. 112 00:09:00,484 --> 00:09:02,152 Do you remember stopping in the hospital? 113 00:09:02,878 --> 00:09:05,650 -Just before French class. -No, it was history. 114 00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:07,250 No! Are you sure? 115 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:09,955 I ended up in the hospital twice in my life. 116 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,660 Both times with you. So yes, I remember it perfectly. 117 00:09:14,170 --> 00:09:17,709 I was almost happy to miss class Cervoni's psychopath. 118 00:09:19,118 --> 00:09:20,201 Cervoni! 119 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:28,010 What had happened? Someone pushed you or, 120 00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:32,269 no, we were sitting on the floor in the hallway, playing. 121 00:09:32,420 --> 00:09:35,112 The fire extinguisher fell on you. 122 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:38,909 I was covered in blood, in my hair, on my face. 123 00:09:41,930 --> 00:09:43,438 Remember what you said that day? 124 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:46,933 No. I'm afraid to remember. 125 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:50,010 All that blood and you said: "You've never been so beautiful." 126 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:53,315 No, I don't remember that. 127 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:04,010 It's magnificent. 128 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,487 -Serious? -Yes, very cool. 129 00:10:06,404 --> 00:10:07,413 It's cool. 130 00:10:08,613 --> 00:10:11,032 It's elegant without being snobbish. 131 00:10:11,309 --> 00:10:12,490 The materials are. 132 00:10:13,118 --> 00:10:14,663 It turned out very good. Congratulations. 133 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:16,632 I loved the bar. 134 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,121 A drink? 135 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,109 In truth no. 136 00:10:24,312 --> 00:10:26,318 I have to wake up early, I'm exhausted. 137 00:10:27,309 --> 00:10:28,310 I better go. 138 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,260 It was great to see you again. 139 00:10:45,315 --> 00:10:46,320 Is your leg better? 140 00:10:49,604 --> 00:10:50,835 Sometimes I feel a twinge. 141 00:10:53,801 --> 00:10:54,810 Let me see. 142 00:11:17,321 --> 00:11:18,380 This is beautiful. 143 00:11:20,355 --> 00:11:21,813 You didn't do the worst job. 144 00:11:24,521 --> 00:11:27,678 You won't have a scar. Your skin will be as soft as before. 145 00:11:31,198 --> 00:11:32,724 Such soft skin should be banned. 146 00:11:43,641 --> 00:11:44,903 Do you remember my breasts? 147 00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:17,630 LOUISE: HOW LUCKY YOU EXIST! 148 00:13:18,638 --> 00:13:19,640 And you? 149 00:13:21,826 --> 00:13:22,927 Yes, it's me. 150 00:13:35,893 --> 00:13:36,900 Not in bed? 151 00:13:37,463 --> 00:13:39,783 I woke up suddenly in the middle of the night. 152 00:13:44,927 --> 00:13:46,318 I couldn't go back to sleep. 153 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,743 I have no idea why. 154 00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:52,976 So I went to do laundry. It relaxes me. 155 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:57,204 -Do you want a hand? -If you want. 156 00:13:58,515 --> 00:14:00,515 -Are you well? -No. 157 00:14:01,253 --> 00:14:06,041 People have the bad habit of being stabbed every day! 158 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,244 So no. I am not well! 159 00:14:09,924 --> 00:14:10,933 Why are you so angry? 160 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:13,173 You've been asking the same question five years ago. 161 00:14:19,906 --> 00:14:21,020 Sorry, I'm exhausted. 162 00:14:24,441 --> 00:14:25,450 This will calm you down. 163 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:33,640 No. 164 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,376 It won't dry well like that. 165 00:14:35,986 --> 00:14:37,229 Serious? May I ask why? 166 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,964 If you hang the sock on a bar, 167 00:14:41,352 --> 00:14:44,121 the two halves touch and the air cannot reach the cotton. 168 00:14:44,589 --> 00:14:47,155 It may take days to dry and until it becomes moldy. 169 00:14:47,943 --> 00:14:50,829 But if you spread the sock in two bars, 170 00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:54,270 air can circulate more easily, 171 00:14:54,866 --> 00:14:56,509 and dries faster. 172 00:14:58,010 --> 00:14:59,044 What? 173 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:01,580 I love you. 174 00:15:04,712 --> 00:15:05,720 I know. 175 00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:11,481 You're giving me the creeps. 176 00:15:39,247 --> 00:15:41,641 There is a switch to make you talk? 177 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,420 Forgiveness. How are you? 178 00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:48,240 What are you doing? 179 00:15:48,472 --> 00:15:51,001 Counting how long it's been since that a girl kissed me. 180 00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:54,798 It's been 143 days. 181 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,832 And I don't know if she really wanted to do that. 182 00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:03,198 I'm kidding. 183 00:16:04,392 --> 00:16:07,180 I was calculating When will we know if I'm pregnant? 184 00:16:07,561 --> 00:16:10,090 You need a mechanism of great precision for making babies. 185 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:16,700 But I haven't made love in 173 days. 186 00:16:18,946 --> 00:16:20,632 Did you take your things from Fanny's house? 187 00:16:21,832 --> 00:16:22,840 No. 188 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:24,430 It should. 189 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,487 It's just a pair of panties. 190 00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:31,530 A coat, some shirts, your vinyl collection. 191 00:16:31,727 --> 00:16:33,970 -Are you finished? -This isn't helping. 192 00:16:34,115 --> 00:16:35,136 -You should. -Stop! 193 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:37,506 I don't want to talk about it. 194 00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:55,887 The bizarre thing is that it brought me closer of Jérémie much more. 195 00:16:57,044 --> 00:16:58,983 Can I flirt with you now then? 196 00:17:01,481 --> 00:17:02,490 You are not helping. 197 00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:04,804 Look, I have to digest this. 198 00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:07,666 I've known you for 10 years and I didn't know you were bi. 199 00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,190 No, I'm not bi. 200 00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,700 Yeah, well, I don't know. 201 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,669 I've been with girls before, but. 202 00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,340 I'm in shit. 203 00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:19,881 You eat two people one night and you're complaining? 204 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,296 But you're right. 205 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,690 You have stumbled upon a utopia. 206 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,103 Gay, bi, monogamous. 207 00:17:30,189 --> 00:17:32,509 These labels of the 20th century are stressful. 208 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:36,318 Look, I'm straight and I'm having a shitty life. 209 00:17:37,998 --> 00:17:40,780 -An accident with three injuries. -We're going, young man. 210 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:46,016 What did this Louise do to you that 3.5 billion people wouldn't do? 211 00:18:05,869 --> 00:18:07,229 -A motorcycle? -Yes. 212 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:12,213 -Don't you want to go for a walk? -Yes yes. 213 00:18:12,872 --> 00:18:14,607 But we could also walk. 214 00:18:15,623 --> 00:18:18,047 I haven't done this in ages. 215 00:18:21,407 --> 00:18:24,306 -Don't you like speed? -I prefer to stay alive. 216 00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:26,447 Shall we dance? 217 00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:29,413 I lose all my powers of seduction on the dance floor. 218 00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:30,804 I won't judge you. 219 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:41,715 Everything is fine? Were they waiting for me? 220 00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:46,084 What there was? I didn't see time pass. 221 00:19:46,773 --> 00:19:48,152 The party lasted longer than expected. 222 00:19:51,278 --> 00:19:52,293 I got my period. 223 00:19:54,915 --> 00:19:55,920 No! 224 00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,380 Don't give up. 225 00:19:58,792 --> 00:19:59,800 Shit! 226 00:20:02,084 --> 00:20:05,715 It doesn't always work the first time. There's no need to worry. 227 00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:07,247 I have faith. 228 00:20:13,216 --> 00:20:15,604 I'll send them an email, let's try again. 229 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,164 Isn't it too early? 230 00:20:22,650 --> 00:20:25,333 No, I can't leave it like that. We'll try again. 231 00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:38,420 If we are successful at lunch, I will open at night. 232 00:20:38,663 --> 00:20:40,256 -Delicious! -It will be a success. 233 00:20:40,669 --> 00:20:42,820 -Do you think so? -Of course! 234 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,909 -Serving how many? -Twenty. 235 00:20:45,309 --> 00:20:46,970 -A drink? -Yes! 236 00:20:47,056 --> 00:20:48,060 Yes! 237 00:20:48,466 --> 00:20:51,524 He's late, the first and greatest love of your life. 238 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,758 He is a busy man, his only fault. 239 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,340 She is very in love. 240 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,580 -It's like cider. -It's natural wine. 241 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:03,210 -It's acidic like cider. -Let it breathe a little. 242 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,056 Breathe, wine! Breathe! 243 00:21:06,761 --> 00:21:08,115 Sorry, I'm late. 244 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,373 -This is Elsa. -Hello. 245 00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:16,047 -Mehdi. -Sorry! I'm Hector. 246 00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:17,900 Don't we know each other? 247 00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:21,352 No. Well, maybe, but I don't think so. 248 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,780 Let me show you something. I did this today. 249 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:27,070 Good? 250 00:21:30,010 --> 00:21:32,020 -He's not straight. -What? 251 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,192 He's gay. 252 00:21:33,296 --> 00:21:36,786 -Just because you are! -No, that's not it. 253 00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:38,880 But he is gay. 254 00:21:39,112 --> 00:21:40,835 -Are you sure? -One hundred percent. 255 00:21:41,487 --> 00:21:43,430 I used to see him in Zanzibar. 256 00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:47,180 We could go to your house later. 257 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,112 It's not that cool. 258 00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:51,690 I've been busy, So it's a mess. 259 00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:54,786 Maybe it's your imagination. 260 00:21:54,884 --> 00:21:56,644 -What are you talking about? -Hector. 261 00:21:58,127 --> 00:21:59,850 A very interesting subject! 262 00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:04,269 Do you help sports teams too? 263 00:22:04,349 --> 00:22:06,866 Yes. It takes my work out of the routine. 264 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:09,420 -What kind of sport? -All types. 265 00:22:09,844 --> 00:22:12,872 Volleyball, handball, basketball. 266 00:22:13,136 --> 00:22:14,318 In the locker rooms? 267 00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:16,915 Yes, it's part of the job. 268 00:22:17,110 --> 00:22:20,644 -When are the players taking a shower? -Yes! 269 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,106 -It happens. -Tell us about it! 270 00:22:23,204 --> 00:22:26,190 There is nothing to tell. They are just naked. 271 00:22:27,456 --> 00:22:30,675 For a straight man, You're seeing a lot of dick. 272 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,592 That is true. What was the most. 273 00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:37,346 The most, the most. 274 00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:40,213 -What else? -The most surprising. 275 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:43,020 I don't remember, I don't take notes. 276 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,475 Go on, make an effort. 277 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,383 Everyone is interested. 278 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,740 Yes, I remember this Bulgarian guy, a handball player. 279 00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:55,260 A very well built guy, a good handball player. 280 00:22:55,973 --> 00:22:59,210 And he had this, 281 00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:00,983 thing. 282 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,044 A huge penis! 283 00:23:07,376 --> 00:23:09,703 Even at rest, it was as if he was erect. 284 00:23:10,632 --> 00:23:11,641 Dragomir. 285 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,481 His name was Dragomir. 286 00:23:15,106 --> 00:23:16,570 Did you sleep with Dragomir? 287 00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:22,380 What? 288 00:23:23,087 --> 00:23:24,343 Won't you answer? 289 00:23:28,293 --> 00:23:30,423 I don't know. 290 00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:36,940 Have you ever slept with a guy? I would like to know. 291 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,370 Another bottle? 292 00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:44,470 Yes, I already slept. 293 00:23:48,576 --> 00:23:49,906 Mehdi, can you lock it? 294 00:23:53,358 --> 00:23:54,360 Louise. 295 00:23:55,413 --> 00:23:57,026 What am I then? An experiment? 296 00:23:57,506 --> 00:23:59,592 -It's not like that. -Is there a guy in your life? 297 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:01,789 No, obviously not. 298 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:04,933 -I don't have what you need! -Don't say that! 299 00:24:05,241 --> 00:24:07,475 By now, you were loving it. 300 00:24:08,152 --> 00:24:09,167 Of course! 301 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:45,438 All good? Am I bothering you? 302 00:24:46,256 --> 00:24:49,943 Sorry, I didn't think you'd be here. You work on Tuesdays. 303 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:54,053 I thought about coming to get my things, 304 00:24:54,484 --> 00:24:55,635 and drop my keys. 305 00:24:55,776 --> 00:24:58,120 You could have called. I'm not dressed. 306 00:24:58,281 --> 00:24:59,290 -I am really sorry. -Fanny? 307 00:25:04,373 --> 00:25:05,380 Hello Anna. 308 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,007 I don't understand. 309 00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:13,758 That means you. 310 00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:17,844 -Are you here to lecture me? -No. 311 00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:21,346 My ex is sleeping with my other ex. 312 00:25:21,376 --> 00:25:22,706 Perfectly healthy! 313 00:25:23,604 --> 00:25:24,878 Are you going to have sex with them all? 314 00:25:25,573 --> 00:25:26,823 What did you expect? 315 00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:31,161 That I would cry in a corner Why did you leave me? 316 00:25:31,204 --> 00:25:33,690 -I finished because I'm 40. -All right! 317 00:25:34,343 --> 00:25:35,350 I'm not mad at you. 318 00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:37,346 What the hell is she doing? 319 00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:42,183 Fanny is probably there and they are fighting. 320 00:25:45,986 --> 00:25:47,616 Do you think we could fight like that? 321 00:25:50,318 --> 00:25:51,320 I don't think so. 322 00:25:52,558 --> 00:25:53,641 Unless we really wanted to! 323 00:25:56,404 --> 00:25:57,410 No, wait. 324 00:25:57,918 --> 00:26:00,472 I have to call Françoise about one thing. 325 00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:11,810 It is me. 326 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:17,026 I wanted to wish you good luck with the opening of the restaurant. 327 00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:21,950 I want to talk to you. 328 00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:27,530 E. 329 00:26:28,016 --> 00:26:29,026 I miss you. 330 00:26:40,281 --> 00:26:41,290 All very well? 331 00:26:43,358 --> 00:26:45,161 Yes, it's just Françoise annoying me. 332 00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:47,230 I couldn't wait. 333 00:26:47,309 --> 00:26:51,220 You could have frozen your eggs if it bothers you so much! 334 00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:54,398 And I'm sick of all these women who want children! 335 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,343 It's not mandatory, shit! 336 00:27:22,503 --> 00:27:24,521 I hope they never pass for what I just went through. 337 00:27:27,296 --> 00:27:28,300 Shit! 338 00:27:29,383 --> 00:27:30,564 Was Fanny there? How is she? 339 00:27:31,709 --> 00:27:32,710 Badly. 340 00:27:33,346 --> 00:27:36,029 A ruin. No clothes, medicated. 341 00:27:37,764 --> 00:27:39,173 I destroyed her life. 342 00:27:39,604 --> 00:27:43,167 She begged me to get back with her. 343 00:27:43,230 --> 00:27:44,423 It was terrible. 344 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,250 Hell. 345 00:27:48,373 --> 00:27:49,450 I liked her. 346 00:27:55,026 --> 00:27:56,047 What's the problem? 347 00:27:57,727 --> 00:27:59,241 Nothing. I liked her too. 348 00:28:00,189 --> 00:28:01,284 I liked Fanny. 349 00:28:03,075 --> 00:28:05,161 It's like you said, the poor thing! 350 00:28:25,684 --> 00:28:28,749 Your filet mignon was excellent yesterday. 351 00:28:28,921 --> 00:28:32,213 -We're going to have ossobuco tomorrow. -Perfect! 352 00:28:32,995 --> 00:28:34,000 Thanks. 353 00:28:34,460 --> 00:28:36,792 -Bye, Jérémie. -Bye, Mrs. Tassin. 354 00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:44,115 You called Hector. Please leave a message. 355 00:28:45,672 --> 00:28:46,680 Hector, it's me. 356 00:28:47,549 --> 00:28:48,767 I wanted to know how you are. 357 00:28:49,893 --> 00:28:53,210 You looked bad and I didn't understand why. 358 00:28:54,158 --> 00:28:55,955 I don't know if the problem It's me or the baby. 359 00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:00,860 I don't like to see you crying, in such a state. 360 00:29:02,601 --> 00:29:04,527 He calls me. A kiss. 361 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,260 Thank you for your message, it was nice. 362 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:13,540 What it was? 363 00:29:16,810 --> 00:29:19,032 It only took two attempts, if I'm counting right. 364 00:29:20,872 --> 00:29:22,293 It doesn't look serious, kids. 365 00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:25,893 Nature is just playing with you. 366 00:29:26,429 --> 00:29:27,450 That's what she does. 367 00:29:30,927 --> 00:29:32,576 Are those my eggs? 368 00:29:33,770 --> 00:29:34,810 Or my sperm? 369 00:29:35,450 --> 00:29:36,564 Am I too old? 370 00:29:36,964 --> 00:29:38,066 Are they infertile? 371 00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:41,567 I'm sure not. 372 00:29:43,672 --> 00:29:46,712 It would help if we tried with Jérémie's sperm? 373 00:29:47,481 --> 00:29:49,075 It's not just a technical issue. 374 00:29:49,481 --> 00:29:51,986 Would you agree to change the father? 375 00:29:53,721 --> 00:29:55,401 You have to be sure. 376 00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:00,870 DON'T CALL ME ANYMORE 377 00:30:05,081 --> 00:30:07,352 Sorry, I'm an emergency room doctor. 378 00:30:08,109 --> 00:30:09,284 Do you have to go? 379 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:11,820 No. 380 00:30:13,358 --> 00:30:14,792 Your thoughts on this? 381 00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:19,044 I don't care where the sperm comes from. 382 00:30:20,127 --> 00:30:22,909 And Jérémie is an old friend, then. 383 00:30:25,204 --> 00:30:26,460 It's up to you. 384 00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:28,860 No, I'm fine with that. No problem. 385 00:30:29,087 --> 00:30:30,263 Would you still be involved? 386 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,023 As much as you. 387 00:30:41,358 --> 00:30:43,690 But also. I don't know. 388 00:30:44,792 --> 00:30:45,800 I'm listening. 389 00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:50,515 What we want doesn't always become real. Is that what you mean? 390 00:30:53,573 --> 00:30:54,580 We are shaken. 391 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,466 When the three of us decided to have this son, 392 00:30:59,629 --> 00:31:00,853 We never imagined all this. 393 00:31:02,693 --> 00:31:04,823 We wanted everything to be simple, but, 394 00:31:05,795 --> 00:31:06,800 this is shit. 395 00:31:08,343 --> 00:31:09,350 And that. 396 00:31:10,404 --> 00:31:12,933 If you abandoned the idea, say it right now! 397 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,130 We just need to recover our energy. 398 00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:17,666 We have energy! 399 00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:20,109 We're not having doubts, It's just a break. 400 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,056 I support you both. 401 00:31:26,207 --> 00:31:27,210 Let's eat. 402 00:31:28,490 --> 00:31:30,550 There's a new wine bar nearby. 403 00:31:32,201 --> 00:31:33,210 I'm not hungry. 404 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:37,530 -Come with me? -No, thank you. I am going home. 405 00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:39,432 What a great mood! 406 00:32:00,810 --> 00:32:05,750 I'M THINKING OF YOU 407 00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:07,870 YOU LOOK SEXY IN THIS OUTFIT 408 00:32:20,632 --> 00:32:21,998 Don't you ever give up? 409 00:32:24,096 --> 00:32:25,407 I wish I had told you, 410 00:32:26,041 --> 00:32:27,684 when we were together 20 years ago. 411 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,349 It was something very powerful. 412 00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:35,640 But there was something more inside me. 413 00:32:36,127 --> 00:32:37,130 So powerful? 414 00:32:37,826 --> 00:32:38,840 Different. 415 00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:43,856 So it is. What a shame I didn't know at the time. 416 00:32:45,709 --> 00:32:46,710 I was in denial. 417 00:32:49,672 --> 00:32:50,749 It stopped me from loving you. 418 00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:53,918 Really love you. 419 00:32:55,653 --> 00:32:57,007 Did you become gay because of me? 420 00:32:57,924 --> 00:33:00,798 No. I am neither gay nor straight. 421 00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:05,352 I've been dating guys for five years, but. 422 00:33:06,613 --> 00:33:07,620 I want to go up. 423 00:33:10,110 --> 00:33:11,543 I won't let you go again. 424 00:33:14,558 --> 00:33:15,573 I am going. 425 00:33:26,970 --> 00:33:29,463 -Good evening, Mr. Soupey. -Goodnight. 426 00:33:47,475 --> 00:33:48,490 Are you alone? 427 00:33:49,056 --> 00:33:52,146 Anna went out with some friends. She needed this. 428 00:33:52,607 --> 00:33:54,244 I didn't wait, I was starving. 429 00:33:54,755 --> 00:33:55,760 No problem. 430 00:34:08,515 --> 00:34:09,610 Your sweater smells funny. 431 00:34:11,124 --> 00:34:12,130 Am I stinking? 432 00:34:12,589 --> 00:34:15,278 No, it's not sweat. It's not you. 433 00:34:15,986 --> 00:34:18,029 It's like a woman's perfume. 434 00:34:19,118 --> 00:34:22,410 No, right. It's from a patient I had before. 435 00:34:22,989 --> 00:34:23,998 Very flirtatious. 436 00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:25,590 Yes? 437 00:34:26,490 --> 00:34:29,850 She has bad taste in perfume. I hate orange blossom. 438 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:35,315 Do you have something to tell me? 439 00:34:36,903 --> 00:34:38,755 No, I'm just sleeping with a woman. 440 00:34:47,955 --> 00:34:49,432 I almost believed you, you idiot! 441 00:34:58,958 --> 00:35:01,250 -It is me. Are you well? -Yes. All good. 442 00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:04,269 If you're not at work, Can we be together? 443 00:35:04,441 --> 00:35:05,998 Absolutely. 444 00:35:06,140 --> 00:35:08,250 I haven't been to your apartment yet. Can we go there? 445 00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:11,340 My apartment? 446 00:35:11,684 --> 00:35:12,829 Is this a problem? 447 00:35:13,229 --> 00:35:16,355 No, not really. No, it's okay. 448 00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:18,964 Send me the address. I have to go. 449 00:35:26,072 --> 00:35:27,358 It's just because it's you. 450 00:35:29,493 --> 00:35:30,847 I never usually invite anyone. 451 00:35:49,087 --> 00:35:50,724 Welcome to my world. 452 00:35:52,909 --> 00:35:54,343 I like it that way. 453 00:35:55,456 --> 00:35:56,490 Alive! 454 00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:01,161 Yes, that's a lamp, 455 00:36:01,604 --> 00:36:04,496 that my aunt gave me before she passed away. 456 00:36:05,044 --> 00:36:08,583 Will stay here for a year, for her memory. Do you think it's stupid? 457 00:36:09,087 --> 00:36:10,281 It's horrible. 458 00:36:11,463 --> 00:36:12,693 This is the kitchen. 459 00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:18,620 I don't have much time to cook. 460 00:36:18,933 --> 00:36:21,364 Not even to clean? 461 00:36:21,860 --> 00:36:22,903 No. 462 00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:24,706 Sit down. 463 00:36:25,056 --> 00:36:26,952 -Do you want a drink? -Sim. 464 00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:38,158 -Are these your aunt's books too? -Sim. 465 00:36:41,340 --> 00:36:42,853 All I have is beer. 466 00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:52,263 Who is this? Your aunt? 467 00:36:52,570 --> 00:36:55,389 No, it's Françoise, who I work with, and her daughter. 468 00:36:56,269 --> 00:36:57,610 Do you have a photo of her? 469 00:36:58,472 --> 00:36:59,480 Sim. 470 00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:01,330 Sim! 471 00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:03,887 Because, you know. 472 00:37:06,730 --> 00:37:09,229 Françoise is like a mother to me. 473 00:37:11,296 --> 00:37:12,490 Shit! 474 00:37:15,518 --> 00:37:17,063 Sorry, it's a mouse. 475 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:18,478 Okay, then. 476 00:37:21,321 --> 00:37:23,198 Your world is your world. 477 00:37:24,946 --> 00:37:26,564 We don't have to share everything. 478 00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:28,520 You are right. 479 00:37:32,595 --> 00:37:34,207 It's pronounced "Kleinknecht." 480 00:37:34,355 --> 00:37:35,360 Thanks. 481 00:37:36,256 --> 00:37:37,703 Did you like the mouse? 482 00:37:40,152 --> 00:37:41,696 If not we can be creative. 483 00:37:48,620 --> 00:37:51,629 Wait. Wait, I have a gift for you. 484 00:38:03,038 --> 00:38:05,641 -What are you doing? -I'm not sure about that. 485 00:38:07,161 --> 00:38:08,170 What is it? 486 00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:27,660 Sorry, but it is. 487 00:38:28,220 --> 00:38:29,518 This. 488 00:38:31,930 --> 00:38:32,940 This is very cute. 489 00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:36,484 I spent an hour in a sex shop. 490 00:38:36,743 --> 00:38:39,469 I didn't find anything in the gay men section. 491 00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:42,509 They said to try it the lesbian section. 492 00:38:42,580 --> 00:38:46,552 There are more different models, but I couldn't decide. 493 00:38:46,724 --> 00:38:50,047 And I ended up in the straight section. 494 00:38:51,469 --> 00:38:55,315 The seller advised me buying two different lubricants. 495 00:38:56,453 --> 00:38:58,583 I even tried them. 496 00:39:02,921 --> 00:39:04,343 The things you made me do! 497 00:39:06,170 --> 00:39:07,770 Because I thought that. 498 00:39:09,438 --> 00:39:10,872 I thought that. 499 00:39:12,810 --> 00:39:13,820 Thanks. 500 00:39:16,570 --> 00:39:17,592 Thanks. 501 00:39:21,801 --> 00:39:23,389 I understand why you bought it. 502 00:39:25,426 --> 00:39:27,943 But I never worry with what you don't have. 503 00:39:33,623 --> 00:39:34,630 I love you as you are. 504 00:39:37,309 --> 00:39:38,429 I love what you do to me. 505 00:39:53,487 --> 00:39:54,496 You haven't seen anything yet! 506 00:40:19,093 --> 00:40:20,100 What are you doing here? 507 00:41:38,589 --> 00:41:40,010 -Good evening, sir. -Goodnight. 508 00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:43,580 -Did you book? -I'm going to meet friends. There they are! 509 00:41:43,863 --> 00:41:45,684 -I'll keep your coat. -Thanks. 510 00:41:55,906 --> 00:41:56,910 Sir? 511 00:42:18,816 --> 00:42:20,480 What are you doing here? 512 00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:22,263 Yes, you're right. What am I doing here? 513 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:42,940 What is this "buccaneer's dish"? 514 00:42:43,432 --> 00:42:45,863 No idea. It should be a selection of, 515 00:42:50,450 --> 00:42:53,230 BUS ACCIDENT. STUCK HERE, SORRY! 516 00:42:54,133 --> 00:42:56,130 -I don't believe it! -What? 517 00:42:56,220 --> 00:42:58,804 He doesn't come. Bus accident. He's stuck in the hospital. 518 00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:02,989 In five years we celebrate my birthday twice. 519 00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:05,992 Don't fight with him. He wanted to be here. 520 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:07,030 Wait. 521 00:43:08,770 --> 00:43:14,207 COURAGE, MY LOVE LET'S TOAST TO YOU! 522 00:43:14,270 --> 00:43:16,933 We have to look in an antique store. 523 00:43:17,229 --> 00:43:19,150 -Good. -Those chairs are so good! 524 00:43:19,358 --> 00:43:20,527 Just a second. 525 00:43:21,906 --> 00:43:22,910 Hello? 526 00:43:23,060 --> 00:43:25,026 Hi, it's me. 527 00:43:25,567 --> 00:43:26,570 All very well? 528 00:43:26,850 --> 00:43:28,023 Yes, okay. Where are you? 529 00:43:28,872 --> 00:43:30,583 I am at work. 530 00:43:31,540 --> 00:43:33,940 I wanted to know what you were doing. 531 00:43:34,435 --> 00:43:36,786 At the restaurant with Mehdi and Elsa? 532 00:43:37,678 --> 00:43:39,567 No, I'm with a friend, Éric. 533 00:43:40,263 --> 00:43:41,270 Eric? 534 00:43:41,949 --> 00:43:43,124 Who is this? 535 00:43:44,392 --> 00:43:45,604 How cute! Are you jealous? 536 00:43:45,863 --> 00:43:47,549 No, not really. 537 00:43:47,635 --> 00:43:50,293 No, I'm just interested. 538 00:43:50,804 --> 00:43:52,927 Does this irritate you? 539 00:43:54,983 --> 00:43:56,798 Can't I have dinner with another man? 540 00:43:58,373 --> 00:43:59,616 Hello, Hector? 541 00:44:01,487 --> 00:44:02,490 Hello? 542 00:44:02,983 --> 00:44:04,724 Hello? Hello? 543 00:44:04,903 --> 00:44:05,910 Hector? 544 00:44:16,410 --> 00:44:17,420 No. 545 00:44:19,278 --> 00:44:22,213 You called Hector. Please leave a message. 546 00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:26,269 Call me back. I just had dinner with my business partner. 547 00:44:26,340 --> 00:44:27,364 Mr. Jealous! 548 00:44:28,669 --> 00:44:30,300 I've known him for four years. 549 00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:34,287 We had an adventure, but now I think even your lamp is sexier. 550 00:44:34,761 --> 00:44:35,780 A kiss. 551 00:44:54,170 --> 00:44:56,035 Thank you, it was great. 552 00:45:21,616 --> 00:45:23,770 Don't worry, it happens. 553 00:45:26,466 --> 00:45:28,792 Jérémie is right. Don't worry about that. 554 00:45:55,087 --> 00:45:56,410 Low blood pressure. 555 00:45:57,093 --> 00:45:58,712 Take a few hours of rest. 556 00:46:01,813 --> 00:46:03,961 Who do I call? Louise or Jérémie? 557 00:46:06,681 --> 00:46:08,712 Stay with me, stay with me. 558 00:46:09,470 --> 00:46:10,480 All very well? 559 00:46:13,481 --> 00:46:15,893 Not everyone can cope with a double life. 560 00:46:16,386 --> 00:46:20,109 Being in love with two people at the same time it's like a sport. 561 00:46:20,952 --> 00:46:24,103 No matter what they say, It's an exhausting way to live. 562 00:46:27,420 --> 00:46:28,430 You are right. 563 00:46:28,816 --> 00:46:29,881 I'll get out of this. 564 00:46:30,743 --> 00:46:32,016 I can't go on like this. 565 00:46:33,087 --> 00:46:35,069 What are you going to do? Leave Louise? 566 00:46:35,752 --> 00:46:36,760 Back to square one? 567 00:46:39,407 --> 00:46:40,410 Jérémie? 568 00:46:42,207 --> 00:46:43,469 I can't leave any of them. 569 00:46:45,266 --> 00:46:46,270 This will work. 570 00:47:03,832 --> 00:47:05,653 Playboy, they're looking for you outside. 571 00:47:07,438 --> 00:47:09,001 Looks like it can't wait. 572 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:19,216 I didn't know you smoked. 573 00:47:20,306 --> 00:47:22,023 It's my first since I stopped. 574 00:47:23,616 --> 00:47:24,620 Nineteen years ago. 575 00:47:28,823 --> 00:47:29,850 What is happening? 576 00:47:32,281 --> 00:47:33,420 What's happening to you? 577 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:38,983 I am pregnant.